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>Anon, it's Thanksgiving. Come down and say hi to your cousins and your aunts and uncles want to know about Bitcoin. Maybe you can help them

>> No.56726038

>>56726031
Check out my turkey baster.
*starts jacking off*
AAAAAA

>> No.56726043

>>56726031
That family lacks racial diversity

>> No.56726046

>>56726031
jesus white people cannot cook.

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>>56726046
Here you go tyrone.

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>>56726067
>>56726046
>>56726043

>> No.56726117

>>56726031
every person besides the kids (for now) are obese

>> No.56726134

>>56726031
Do people actually let their kids stay in their room when family comes over?

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>>56726093
Here's a floydmas day feast.

>> No.56726151

>>56726117
Pathetic aint it

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>BE me. 38 year old drunk wizard incel
>Get asked to be Santa at Thanksgiving cuzz 260 pounds and my aunts a fucking beach
>Refuse at first but Get guilt tripped because cousins are gonna be there and they're pretty alright for kids and free beer
>Aunt rents suit. Fuck nigger.exe itz kinda tight. Say fuck it put it o. Start slamming beers.
>Guess they forgot I was in the garage drink like 15 beers
Aunt says it's showtime and give toybag and says if I do a good job she might give me a steam gift card
>Aww hell no cunt.exe
>Kick open door
>Foot goes through door
>Fall through door
>Everyone laughs cheers nervously
>Aunt is beyond pissed
>Blech with the power of odins horn
>Say Santa was late cuz he was too busy fighting ninjas
>karate kick that fucking Christmas tree down
>kids love it hand out presents
>Aunt pulls me aside tells me to go home and put the rented suit in the garage
>Puke and piss in suit beitch
>Never get asked ever again

>> No.56726309

>>56726292
I think you meant to post that in Reddit

>> No.56726320

>>56726031
Thanksgiving is in October you fkn retard nigger

>> No.56726321

>>56726031
> what the fuck are you all doing in my house? Mom and dad have been dead for 10 years and the rest of you swore you’d never speak to me again after I was arrested for the ‘play ground incident’

>> No.56726330

>>56726320
No you’re thinking of the other religious holiday easter

>> No.56726349

>>56726309
>BE me. 42 year old drunk wizard incel
>see this post
>MRW <(O_O<)
>MCW* 8======D
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*My Cock When

Hello! My name is John but you can call me the R@P1ST of D000M! xD as you can see I'm very random and bi. I'm on the sex offenders registry xDDDDDDDD (not joking) for touching my nephew xDD XPPPPP Who's you're daddy?! xDDDDDDDd (not joking)

My favs: Reddit, /biz/, Twitch
My dislikes: vVnxhW+y (NIGGER!), my aunt (stopped me from seeing my cute nephew), my my life
me and my bi girlfriend (male) Hailey read your post together and died laughing lmaoooo

>> No.56726376

>>56726031
I spent $70 of my crypto money to buy a damn turkey cornbread dressing. Believe they are going to hear about it.

>> No.56726662

>>56726093
Wait coloreds are allowed to celebrate too? This day commemorates our victory over them.

>> No.56726689

>>56726137
Based. Clean it up wagie!

>> No.56726700

>>56726093
You know that bitch just wants to get vaginally annihilated by some white frat guy.

>> No.56726722

>>56726067
Why do niggers wash their chicken with dish soap? Do they not realize that heat kills bacteria?

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>>56726031
It never even began

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>>56726046

>> No.56727047

>>56727028
imagine how badly some white incel was seething while making that lmao

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>>56726093
subhuman detected

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>>56726031
I have so many financial redpills on deck.

>> No.56727518

>>56727047
Seething like your body odor after eating all those nasty ass spices

>> No.56727532

>>56726046
Enjoy your chitlins shaquanda

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>>56726031
i got a handful of family members into cryptos last run but they didnt talk to me around the top of the market and never sold off. so they blame me for the unrealized gains they didnt cash in on. meanwhile i sold into stable, then lost most of my gains to FTX and they think its hilarious. i wont be attending family get togethers ever again.

>> No.56728592

>>56726043
Kek

>> No.56728599

>>56726031
who invited the 'eet?