/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Yen and gold

i cannot, in good faith, invest in MSFT knowing they bought companies that produce shit like pic related

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

good day for a small pullback

>>56683478
Looks like criminal shorts are manipulating the market again. It wont last

BARGAIN BOIL
>BARGAIN BOIL
BARGAIN BOIL
I boughted moar, and am prepared to buy a *lot* more if it droops even deeper.
Imagine being
a
NO
NATGAS
NEEGAAR

Please buy oil. Please

>>56683501
Are you going to arrest us? We will just get right back out thanks to bail reform

>>56683513
Sorry, Brandon and Xi both want 60.

You didn't listen.

>german 10yr -5bps
>US 10yr -6bps
dollar was down fairly big, 103.882 low, now back above 104.269
this is in spite of all the bad economic data we got today, dollar going back to green, as yields are getting crushed (with no disparity between EU and US yields)
VIX also went back to green
buying dollar back to green in spite of fundamentals + bid VIX + buying of bonds across market = fear day
what is causing this fear trade?? fears of recession..

>>56683520
Im planning a solution a little more, shall we say, 'final'

>>56683513
Waiting for WTI to hit -30 again

>>56683528
gold also up 1%, pushing 2K, also arguing for fear trade day
a little unusual for us to flip flop to this kind of fear across so many assets, though healthy to pull back

Icahn sisters are getting blasted today, Ack-man is winning. Even notorious nerd Michael Dell of Dell computers is getting some shots in.

Hello, stranger.
>What're you buying?

>What're you selling?

Hello, stranger.
>What're you buying?

>What're you selling?

>>56683576
I just sold Intel puts.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1724847458667078093

>>56683594
More like the FAGnificent Seven.

>>56683520
>arrest
no, shorting is heresy and punishable by death

>>56683586
RIP

>>56683594
So despite hedgefunds being bearish they all fomo'd into the megacaps together. Smells like concentration risk to me.

SHORT THIS MARKET TIL DEATH, PURGE IT ALL

>>56683594
The day of proofit taking shall come.

hmm, I knew I should have sold my oil position as soon as I got up instead of just staring at it. Oh well. We are here now. Let's ride the dragon.

P-please cocky europhic bobo have mercy

>>56683537
Are you racist and discriminating against my bown fur? Where is the love bro?

>>56683594
now way
this cant be right
or am I understanding this wrong?
they own nothing but 7 stocks?

>>56683641
that's an AI generated image of Lum
you are basically shilling soxl when you post it, just fyi

You tunnel vision tech troons are missing out on all the recent ALL gains (breddy gud dividend too).

>>56683658
Chubb gives me a chubb

>>56683650
By Monday you will be ultra heemed if you're not hedged

>>56683594
retail is smarter than the hedgies

>>56683654
I have a hard time squaring this with hedgefunds being historically short. So they're all shorting at record levels but they also all have the same 7 longs and none of them are defensive. Bearish on the market but bullish on the largest portion of the market, are hedgefunds managers all just turboretards or what.

>>56683663
Agreed, and BASED. I have nooticed them a lot over the last few moonths.

>>56683680
>TNA: -6%
>FNGU: -1%
I mean, if it works, it works.

>>56683594
Some guy in the comment explained that it means 99% higher than their positioning in the last 7 years, not 99% of their stock portfolio

OPEX tomorrow MAX PAIN IS $365 FOR QQQ AND $431 FOR SPY. BETTER GUARD YOUR ANUS MUMU!

Bears always claim victory when we are one dollar down

>>56683702
why do they celebrate losing money in the first place. I never understood this

>>56683654
No this is the most long they have been FAGMAN since 2016. They are 99%ile long and almost all of that exposure was put on in the past couple weeks

w&l

>Bill Hwang finally appears

>>56683680
I think the problem is hedgefunds get paid regardless and there's not much alternative
Additionally losses would be harvested for tax offsets so even if it goes down with creative accounting the real reduction is minimal

LOOKIN TO SEE HOW MUCH WE'VE GROWN AND
THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD EVER REACH ME
WAS THE SON OF A PREACHER MAN
THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD EVER TEACH ME
WAS THE SON OF A PREACHER MAN
YES, HE WAS, HE WAS
OH, YES HE WAS

>>56683700
No arrow

>>56683735
>No arrow
What mean?

>>56683628
>Smells like concentration risk to me.
Also smells like an marching order.
>>56683699
duh

it's healing

>>56683654
>>56683680
I think theyre hedging their bets, basically they think FAGMAN will be the last man standing.
Total small cap annihilation soon.

had another dream where i had a gf

>>56683763

>>56683723
>No this is the most long they have been FAGMAN since 2016.

>>56683763
Welcome back!

>>56683756
Its only healing because I'm scalping with this weird new indicator for fun. Been working surprisingly well for some reason.

But as soon as I put a lot of money in it will stop working, so I'm just gonna keep scalping peanuts for the fun of it

>>56683680
Are we sure they haven't just held a risk neutral position? It's not like they have public SEC filings.

God dammit I've been watching the charts all morning and reading and stuff that I forgot I need to pee
And now I realized I need to PEE REAL BAD

>>56683811
That's what piss bottles are for.

Who do I contact in Saudi Arabia to request an oil production output cut

>>56683811
Just keep an empty water jug near your chair if you can't leave this exciting crab action

>>56683811
just pee already

>>56683819
1-800-SWIFT-BEHEADINGS

>Perpetual state of calling China bad and/or good

>>56683819
Ask brandon what he thinks of the crowned prince.

>OIL dumping.
>Chink tech dumping,
Has Poem anon posted a poem today I really need it right now.

Oilbros...

Crab bros rise up. MUMU and BOBO don't have the balls to fuck with KING SNIBS

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>56683829
Alternatively you can hold your laptop in one hand and your dick in the other. I've switched to this recently as it's more efficient.

>>56683864
I thought oil barons always won

What did the markets mean by this?

>>56683905
We will be fine next summer if the economy doesn't collapse in the mean time.

>>56683854
There was a bigger story there lol. Look at how many ceo's came to meet the bugmen.

>>56683763
>>56683768
dont give up
i got my first ever gf in march this year, i am 31

>>56683777
CHECKED
holy trips of thisness

with very few exceptions this has been one of the worst quality smg's in recent times

>>56683923
That's a loaded statement.

>>56683937
Hahaha, yeah Elon, Microsoft pajeet, Exxon douche, they were all there.

>Bill Hwang-sama, hold on to me and I will protect you from the Bobo's chaos demon shorting attacks with my electro-cash shield

I feel a massive rug pull coming soon

>>56683955
Yup.

ABR sisters i am annihilated

>>56683966
>tristar pattern

Oh, it's coming.

I am getting kind of tired of the market continuously front running shit in some places and pretending everything is fine in others.

>>56683955
>>56683937
wtf why did we let a commie into our nation?

>>56683991
they make all our iPhones

>>56683937
It's been a while since San Francisco was American.
People hate hearing it but pol was right. Race matters.

Safe & Green Development sisters we are going to make it!!!!!!!!

We are almost to 88 posts, I am ready for the serious shit. Might buy some moar BOIL while waiting.

>>56684010
Not anymore, they moved manufacturing to india

>>56684021
>>56684018
>>56683986

>>56683991
Because Hunter and his college bros were on the board of a Chinese investment management company.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BHR_Partners

>>56684010
those are going to be poojeet constructs eventually

>>56683594
Looks like I was right when I drew this a few days ago

>>56683970
>Broadcom
I knew it.

>>56683763
Haha, I've made an entire fantasy story by combining Mass effect, Dragon Age, Goblin Slayer, and LoTR... just to role play myself logically into getting a gf in that world. It makes sense in that world.
Fuckin hell I'm an engineer speaking four languages and I do +40kg dips for reps. My parents must be so disappointed.

Anyway, oil taking a massive dump because of fears of a slumping economy? At the same time, steel has recovered nicely and is nicely pumping because apparently we are building a lot of infrastructure. Copper is holding steady and gold/silver mooning. DXY is also kind of neutral. If demand destruction is truly happening, why is steel up then? Shouldn't copper also take a dump? On the other hand, I guess it makes sense since public spending by the state could go up to maintain some semblance of control and that is why steel is going up? Products from oil like polymers are holding still.
Meh, at least gasoline is going down. I wonder just how little they will slash the prices at my petrol station. Price gouging pos

>>56684018
Ima buy safe and green soon
Stay out late if you want to lose
Ima do what I wanna do

I’m picking out the gains
Trying on these gains
Cause I’ll be super rich soon

I’ll be super rich soon
I know I’m a little high risk
But It's worth a try
Might not give a reason why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuqn4w1ozA

>>56683654
It means that 99% of them hold the mag seven in addition to their normal stuff.

>>56684018
What kind of crony scam is this? Who is behind such scorcery?

Holy fuck oil -5%

>>56684063
>Anyway, oil taking a massive dump because of fears of a slumping economy?
Thats my big question as well, it should be going up because the saudis and russia were limiting supply or something.

Somethings not right.

>>56683763
I don't know what this says about me as a 26 year old man, but I never had a romantic dream. I have had sex dreams but never one with a girlfriend or wife.
Makes me wonder if something is wrong with me

>>56683594
The peak comedy of US Nigger stock market kikeness is that ultimately HEDGE funds which were created to HEDGE ie provide security hit the coke the hardest since 08 and will be the biggest bomb going boom in the crash.

>>56684068
HH

>>56684025
>>56684032
oh snap
not that i own an iphone, but whatever
they make plenty of other things and are conveniently also central banked like us. Therefore an ally unironically.

>>56684095
Actually as far as I know, Russia has had loads of deals in the background and were exporting way more oil than what officially stated. This also lead to oil prices taking a dump some weeks ago. They and others want to produce oil. It's good business and a necessary one. Limiting supply is not exactly a long term solution for them.

What I don't get is some attributing this to EVs. Just last week or a few weeks ago the market was completely FUDing EVs and how the world is done with them. Suddenly they are back?
Nah, this massive drop can only mean two things in my opinion. Someone has started to produce way more or the market is expecting some sort of cooling down... but then, why aren't the indices down?

>>56684095
My tinfoil hat reasoning is that all the big players are in agreement to fill their stockpiles for cheap since they have reached a deal to soon fight wars against each other.

Apart from that I can not come up with anything that would explain why oil producers (and everybody in between) are happily parting with their finite product for less and less compensation. The rampant inflation over the past years has hit everywhere but oil, the lifeblood of the world... It's borderline mysterious.

>>56684135
>they make plenty of other things and are conveniently also central banked
Designated shitting bank

>>56683497
Minecraft is fun. I wouldn't be able to play it on my ps3 if MS hadn't bought it.

>>56684149
It's not mysterious at all, the dollar is gaining value.
It's as shrimple as that.

Fucking Mitsubishi heavy industries doesn't have options.
Fuck I need crypto derivatives or something.

>>56684063
>On the other hand, I guess it makes sense since public spending by the state could go up to maintain some semblance of control and that is why steel is going up?
This. China's expected to stimulate at their economic-focused party meeting in December, meanwhile our IIJA/IRA/CHIPS act spending is hitting the wallets of all them construction folks.

>>56684166
Oh so a stronger dollar makes everything more expensive, except for oil.

??? I thought oil barons were all about drilling.

Alex Jones has a retro style video game called NWO Wars, kek, I think I'm gonna get it for my son for Christmas

>>56684211
I am about drilling

drill baby drill

>>56684149
>>56684140
Could also have something to do with the carrier strike group we parked in the red sea. I dunno might be some
>nice pipeline there, shame if something were to happen to it
scenario again.

>>56684211
That is soooo 5 years ago

>>56684211
I am about drilling

your mom.

>>56684188
Yeah it's a reverse bullwhip effect.

>>56684184
Ah yes. I have no idea where they keep finding all this money but I'm all for it. The infrastructure really needs a fuckin overhaul. If europoors can do it (just look at Norway, Luxembourg, Belgium, Netherlands), then so can the US.
Still, the US is fine. China on the other hand... unless they prepare a bunch of measures, the housing/real estate market will continue fugging them over

Meanwhile, in the other corner of energy land WTF URANIUM

https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

>>56684243
DRILL OIL BABY PLEASE WE NEED GAS TO GET OUT OF HERE. WE CANT LEAVE OUR HOUSE WITHOUT GAS.

>>56684080
got you
thanks

>>56684250

bought this week:
>$10k O
>$5k WMT
>$5k KO

I'll buy every boomer stock thats on discount rn
I'm a dip buying machine

INTC bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

You do know what usually happens after several days of a tight range crab after a run up don't you?

>>56683908
Buy the dip they said

fuck i know i'm hella late for my daily /smg/ shift i'm sorry guys it won't happen again i promise. I'm still gonna make it r-r-right?

This is the end of oil isn’t it

>>56684291
You get dumped, I know where

>>56684278
nice just bought 100k

>>56684224
That would make oil go up. threats of war would cause everyone to buy.
>>56684211
>>56684166
>>56684149
saudis said traders are trying to fake low demand by selling it down. prices will rebound.

>>56684291
more gap ups

>>56684299
you only make when you leave forever

>>56684299
Depends. What are you holding?

>>56684299
Do t do it again. We've been super slow today without your shit posts bro, but better late then never

>>56684338
I AM A RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOT

>The 7 giants have gained 71% so far this year while the rest of the 493 stocks included in the benchmark index have gained 6%. They have also outperformed all other stocks in terms of growth, profit margins and forward EPS growth, and have stronger balance sheets.

>Most analysts expect that the M7 will continue to outperform all other companies until 2025 at least.

You guys should be all buying into Magnificent Seven.

>AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, AMZN, META, TSLA, NVDA
i got them all but TSLA right now. and i ditched most of my AAPL for MSFT.

>>56684289
why?
h
y
?

OIL WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz2TKn3AOs

>>56684343
I JUST AM OKAY I SUCK COCK IM A NIGGER MY SKIN IS DARK AND IM STUPID AND RETARDED LIKE STUPID LIKE AN IDIOT. REAL IDIOT SHIT. REAL DUMBASS SHIT. REALLLLLLL FFUCKING STUPID SHIT

>>56684340
Well surely somebody thinks something good of you. We gotta get your self esteem up bro

is there any news coming out tomorrow that could affect stock prices? any govermnet reports? i'm about to go all in on soxs for the pullback

Now surely THIS was the Oil bottom.

>>56684365
not really?

>>56684365
The government might shutdown tomorrow, is that bullish or bearish to you

>>56684342
> NVDA has overtaken NFLX as the premier meme N-company
grim.

>>56684372
i thought biden's 69 dollar oil put was the bottom

The GoNoGo indicator just said to go short. Let's see if this nigherish indicator has a magic crystal ball I'm up so far on this scalp

>>56684272
Lmao

>>56684391
facebook also changed its ticker to try and stop us from using FAGMAN

Look at the weekly chart for oil. It should start recovering at least a little bit (and then maybe keep dumping). Last resistance at around 73,6 for brent. Will it just ignore the bollinger bands? I doubt it

>>56684220

What a Chad. For $17.76 too. I love that man.

I've gotten a ton of emails today about physical gold and silver. what's happening?

>>56684385
I thought they passed another stopgap bill or two?

All in on XOM now

>>56684422
Oh damn I just got that. I see they have Hillary as a witch for a boss, thought police boss, Epstein Island as a level, etc

>>56684395
He moved it to 79 actually. But it seems the market is just skeptical of that 6 million barrel number. https://www.energy.gov/ceser/articles/us-department-energy-announces-monthly-solicitations-purchase-oil-strategic

>>56684431
my gold miners not doing nuthing
SILV up

>>56683680
They're hedging retard, it's literally in the name

>>56684437
doubled up today

>>56684447
Weird huh? My Lundin Gold is barely moving. Gold is almost at peak yet gold miners are getting fugged.

>>56684391
NFLX never should have been a part of fang. it sucked and had no moat. hence it got heemed a bunch recently.

>>56684409
how very niggardly of them

>German Govt Coalition Agrees To Raise VAT >For Food In Restaurants To 19% From 7% >From 2024 -
>@handelsblatt

Restaurants are dead. Kek, are they doing this to pump Hellofresh up?

You bought the dips right ANON? >>56684018

>>56684445
Always be sceptical of any 6 million number. The invisible hand of the market is a smart guy

>>56684409
Now it's MAGAMAN

>>56684494
kek

>double top in the nasdaq
>russell leading the way deep in the red

not a good look mumu, this could get ugly in the next few days

This has to be one of the worst crab days I have ever traded.

>>56684525
Would I be crazy for buying into russell at these prices?

>>56684543
You'd be crazy for buying into russell at pretty much any price.

not looking good
bobos smug posting accelerating
they've got us surrounded
those poor bastards

>>56683763
2 nights ago i got friend zoned in a dream

What a glorious day for
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
Based EIA skipping the report last week and doubling up today to bless us with incredibly exciting price action.

>>56684025
Foxxcon actually closed their Indian manufacturing plant, turns out corruption and the worker's skill levels were unmanageable.

>>56684567
Indians can't possibly be african tier labor right?

>>56684580
They're more like autistic Africans.

>>56684580
I have never heard anybody I know say "I want to live in India". I'm sure there is a very valid reason for this omission.

Why is XOM barely falling reeeeeeeeeeeee? What does it take for it to fall below 100? For oil to drop into the negatives? Have I been priced out of oil stocks forever?

>>56684591
Northwestern India sounds fucking awesome desu. I don't think I'd mind living there so much.

>>56684596
XOM will nevr be below 100 again
they're a lithium copmany now

>>56684580
Let's not go that far.

>>56684596
why not buy a little bit now, just in case then?

>>56684591
>>56684567
All the best and brightest leave. Total brain drain.
That’s why you must isolate your country during development like China before opening for foreign trade, otherwise other countries will reap the rewards of all your education and wealth building.
I studied this extensively in my masters program.

>>56684607
>lithium
Ah, I see today's another day of SGML kicking the ass of ALB/LAC/SQM.

>>56684435
they did

>>56684611
the chinamen were ambitious for trying to build infrastructure and colonize africans but i think they have bit off more than they can chew, not even white men want to try and improve that continent

>>56684619

What was your master's in?

>>56684628
The thing is, soon they'll be able to ignore the UN even more than they already do with things like fishing. And that opens up a looot of possibilities.

Even basic gunboat diplomacy would give the chinks a big step up.

>>56684619
Do other countries do that? Always assumed it was just america, or at least predominently america, with vampiric tendencies.

>>56684628
Only the Jews, who want to corrupt the world out of spite. want to use them as bioweapons, no other racial group wants to work in Africa.
I wouldn’t invest in South Africa either.

>>56684619
>my masters program.
I'm surprised the wokes haven't come up with some gay way to rename that.

>>56683819
saudis are fucked, they can't cut more because they need the revenue. basically they got played by the market and the rest of opec, shouldering the cut alone and now demand is cratering. their only real move might be stopping the cut and revving up the pumps like in 2020.

What happened to Cisco anon? Are you alright?

>>56684633
Developmental Economics. It’s like Civ for autists.

>>56684657
Good news there. He hasn't roped: >>56682258

>>56684646
Try? Yes. Be successful? Mostly not. Central Europe and the UK tried, both projects were co-opted by the usual suspects for demographic replacement.

>>56684616
>Buys now
>Oil drops to -30
>I lose 500k and my wife
And that's the best case scenario, m8. But I guess you're right. I mean, all the targets are at least 130 bucks so I can't lose right hahahaha? :(

>>56684655
I am also of this opinion.
But I also think that the speculative side is overestimating the additional supply from Venezuela

>UUUU

>>56684665
Heh.

Do I sell OIL and go all in TECH?

>>56684708
If oil is fucked then tech is next. Best ride it out.

>>56684619
Brain drain is fake. Your master's programs was a propaganda program.

>>56684494
lel brilliant

>>56684661

Why not just study regular economics?

>>56684661
>Developmental Economics
Lmfao sounds like gender studies tier bullshit.

>>56684679
what if it doesn't do that though
also i said a little bit
maybe you should use bet sizing

>>56684722
Good morning sir

>>56684748
Doesn’t matter. As long as you have the paper degree it’s all about who you know. All fields overlap, plus it sounds fancy to boomers.

>>56684762
Let me quit my cozy wfh job then. Oh wait, I won’t.

>>56684679
kelly criterion

>>56684708
You buy Oil and go all in short Tech

>>56684447
>>56684476
You guys realize they hedge future production right?

>>56684802
Who is "they?"

Swinging a 1dte spy put placed when the 50 and the 200 MA crossed on the 5 minute. Have a strong feeling I’ll regret this tomorrow open

>>56684543
Yeah just scroll through the list and find a few companies you can wrap your head around that are down 60% and look at their financials. Don’t buy the shitty index that is filled with zero growth small cap manufacturers and bioshit

>>56684806
Every resource extraction company on earth

>>56684342
Retards will keep shitting on this since they can't read a fucking balance sheet or financial statements in general.
>but muh line chart
Learn accounting it's way more fucking useful for investing

>>56684832
They hedge production by issuing their own stock?
So if you expect production to be constant or worse you short them (and since production should be constant or in decline that's the optimal strategy.)

What's something good to throw 15 dollars in right this second?
Been gone from the market for about 3 years so I'm just playing around to learn what's up again.

>>56684863
>
was thinking about 0dte 450 calls for .12 each.

>>56684342
I'll be fucked if I ever hold a cent of Microsoft in my portfolio. I'd rather wander around the ocean isolated from civilization.

Why the FUCK are only like 7 stocks going up in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD????

>>56684883
When msft passes 5 tril your kids will ask why you bought BOIL instead and cry.
Check ny dubs

>>56684895
we need tech more than we need food and water to survive

>>56684900
checked!

>>56684900
Microsoft doesn't even have their own platform these days.
Where's the moat?

I need to double up $1000 tomorrow. What do I buy

>>56684900
witnessed.

>>56684915
Azure cloud which keeps growing rapidly and is deep in partnership with NVDA and has better AI support.

>>56684900

>>56684925
SQD

>>56684933
The dubs gods are in this thread.

>>56684907
Chink tech isn't going up BABA is trading at like 9 P/E with $60B cash while growing in revenue and profit.

>>56684927
>gimme a vm
Why can't I get this from Linode or AWS or GCP
There's no *mote*

Armin is playing is 2023 Remix of This is What it Feels Like!
Stocks are gonna start pumping soon get ready

>>56684951
Because you can't lmao they're inferior platforms you dumb nigger Microsoft has a moat in their platform and ability to deliver margin

What'd I tell you guys? TNK puts.

>>56684018
We made it Safe and green sisters

>>56684963
Church Turing thesis bitch
Machine is machine, especially with modern OSes like Linux.

>>56684556
natgas is getting raped as usual

>>56684963
>>56684984
can someone translate these posts from nerd into english please

>>56684633
Mines in Gender Studies. I identify as an 11 year old asian lesbian girl

>>56685002
Just assume the bullish poster is correct, and the bearish faggot is wrong. Bobos are wrong like 98% of the time.

>>56685012
how does someone decide to major in gender studies unironically?
Is it chasing blue hairs? The alcoholism? The path of least resistance to a degree of some kind? Did you at least get laid?

>>56684978
>>56684978
Why didn't you shill me this yesterday?

I am officially shorting oil here. What am I in for?

>>56684708
making gainz on DRIP. Brent will hit $71.5 soon enough, perhaps before month end, no less before 2024

Been eyeing SOXS; however something seems to be propping up the industry despite much FUD. SOXL is up 65%, however I see it is over pressured on the daily, and needs to come down very very soon; perhaps by next week. Further, SOXL seems like it's gonna keep going up for the remaining of the year.

bout gonna have to turn the pump back on

>>56685048
Have you considered that this, right here. This post. Your action. Your thought process. Is a bottom signal?

>>56684989
Can't have the kick ass rips without the deep ass dips.

>>56685048
I am buying more XOM right now.

>>56685040
They are basically modern day evangelicals and some companies pay them to preach the faith to their employees. There are unironically high end 'diversity officers' positions in some big companies nowadays.

>>56685048
a heeming proportional to the amount of travel during the holidays.

>>56684342
Most of it is beta, basically SPY^2.5 is M7. What's left of M7 overperformance after its beta is minor, right now it looks like about 12% over the trend, and the year began with an unusual dip in M7 value compared to SPY^2.5

>>56685048
it's literally time to BUY oil
you're retarded

>>56685064
As someone who went to a Christian university I'm offended by this comparison.

It's kinda watching GME get excited about a new high only for it to drop. This has happened over a hundred times now.

>>56683613
Kek GOTTEM

>>56685081
At the very least we have a few millennia of European culture to reference.

>>56685048
>he's shorting a commodity after it already went down a lot
>he doesn't understand that it already oversold

>>56685070
So what are you saying in English? That line bout to go down?

>>56685064
I had always swept the whole thing under the rug as a makework program for women. I am assuming anon is a man though. Unless he wants to put he is a trans lesbian on all of his resumes.

Anything good today?

>>56684855
They sell futures and buy swap agreements from banks

>>56685105
Seasonality retard. Oil goes down in winter/December almost every year. Seriously I expect $50 USO.

>>56685123
I'm wearing a shirt from GAP (they own "Old Navy" right?) right now. That should be interesting.

>>56685109
If M7 goes back to its trend relative to SPY then average M7 stocks will only lose about 12% from where they are today. As for whether or not they will go up, it all depends on if you think SPY will go down or go up. Basically what I'm saying is that M7 is like UPRO with some deviation.

>>56685081
>Study at University of Saint Sebastian
>The gender studies majors get to shoot arrows into your chest

>>56685138
Isn't the point of producers selling futures to be insulated from speculation? So changes in production are something speculators absorb (good or bad.)

>>56685123
https://earningswhispers.com/calendar/20231116

GEOS will eat shit.

>>56684984
Microsoft will definitely be a $5trillion company in the future. You probably won’t be beating inflation by much though

>>56685148
Yes, GAP owns the Old Navy and Banana Republic brands

>>56685174
You go far enough into the future and $5 trilly will be considered microcap.

oil healing

>>56685143
>seasonality mattering now
>not macroeconomics and geopolitics
if it was seasonality it would be reflected in the Oil futures term structure, you would have had backwardation, instead it was flat. Now we see contango until April, that means the market is expecting Oil to go up very mildly over the winter.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude.quotes.html#venue=globex

>>56685198
I'll finally be a millionaire.

>>56685215
praise

tell me what to buy RIGHT NOW

>>56684948
BABA is so eternally shit on its so brutal

>>56685077
>flipped from backwardation to contango
>every recession indicator is flashing, including a sudden drop in inflation
>high diesel crack spreads in europe bottlenecking demand
>seasonal weakness
>saudi caught with their pants down and unable to cut more, leaving them with massive spare capacity and a falling oil price
>IT'S TIME TO BUY OIL
bro...

>>56685260
STM
TM
VT

>>56685260
Oil futures nigger. And throw in some Wheat while you're at it.

>>56685231
You'll always be a millionaire in my heart

>>56685112
Wouldn't that mean I get hired on the spot? Well, until they see I'm really a straight white man. I guess I can get an afro wig and wear a skirt for my in person interview

>>56685270
Wheat is such bullshit.
Bread is a luxury.

>>56685266
Niggas see 90 oil and buy and then sell st 80 to rebuy in the 70s.

I just bought something but I'm not gonna say what because that will jinx it.

If you buy oil right now you deserve to lose money.

>>56685265
Holy shit, maybe Jing Dong Ping Pong really has a future if they're taking out a competitor like that.

>>56685286
That's what I opened Etrade for.
Tell me what else I should buy before I run out of vodka and have to walk down to the etrade store again.

>>56685265
I'm convinced that 2024 will be the BABA year. There is just no way that shit stays down 4 years in a row.
>>56685274
Thank you <3.

>>56685260
VT

>>56685285
How about you name some of its related tickers? Or put it in a list and we have to guess which one!

>>56684648
He's just like me

>>56685293
Ping dong ding temu shall rule I am sorry.

>>56685317
jej
Chinks are obviously in secular decline.

>>56685260
ACMR

The charts forming a symmetrical wedge.

>>56685334
China unironically fucked up by just being assholes to everyone. If they just acted like japan or Korea and had friendly relationships with India and Taiwan etc. Then they would have been a juggernaut

>>56685340
>IV
WTF is going on here?

>>56685293
JingDong must have bottomed already they have 20$ cash per share although revenue is glowing low singe digits for the retail part of the business logistics and delivery are growing high double digits and also net income is growing so I'm pretty bullish.
>>56685334
I mean it's already like a 3/4 year bear market the bottom is pretty much in at this point It's a fire sale across the board.

>>56685373
The US fucked up by having friendly relationships with India but that's what we get for being a former British colony.
God damn the Brits they're so fucking retarded.

>>56685399
What's wrong with india outside /pol/ memes

>>56685399
We didn't let them destroy Pakistan
We will never truly be friends

>>56685386
>3/4 year
Which part of "secular decline" don't you understand?
>>56685413
Indians.
idk I fucked an Indian girl and my dick never smelled right afterwards.

>>56685413
Can India become the next China in terms of growth? That would literally pull us in another decade bull market.

>>56685399
The US goofed up by not letting General MacArthur have his way

>>56685428
Though secular was around 5 years, making your comment bearish on China... Was I wrong?

>>56685435
They just opened their bond market to outside investors and are being rolled into emerging market bond etfs

And hilariously enough their yield curve isnt inverted. Also a very juicy 7+%

>>56685456
I thought it was 50 years, now I have to go find my copy of Turchin...

>>56685383
Sorry, you can't ask followup questions to a Trenchcoat Pepe. Gotta DYOR. Them's the rules.

>>56685266
>flipped from backwardation to contango
Backwardation is what happens when spot is high, contango is what happens when it's low. We flipped at $77, that means $77 is the equilibrium where the market felt it would stay stable.

>>56685283
See that's the funny thing, people at $95 said "demand is high! geopolitics! production cuts! Oil at $100-$120 soon!", now at $72 they say "muh expensive gasoil, muh recession, muh seasonality, Oil at $50 soon". They don't understand that they have no edge, they know what the market knows, they're bullish because the market is bullish which is why the price is high, and they're bearish because the market is bearish which is why the price is low.

What they should understand is that in commodities you position yourself to benefit from the news that aren't in yet, you buy depressed commodities when all the bad news are in because the next thing that happens (but which is unforeseeable based on what you know about the state of the market) is something that wipes the gloom and doom away.

i feel a big dump coming... the apple cider gummies are working

>>56685413
If you have to ask, anon

>>56685462
A saeculum is 80 years. But secular decline w/r/t markets is like 5-20 years I'd say.

>>56685435
In theory yes, but in practicality I don't think they're ever going to exceed sustained 8% growth annually while China was hitter 12% at its peak. Just way more structural issues that aren't enough to stop breakneck growth but are enough to prevent it from hitting China levels.

>>56685462
>>56685499
Wiki says 5-25 years.

>>56685435
No.

$50 Oil by end of year. Seriously the chart has no support

Someone preheat the oven

>>56685502
The FAGMANN should initiate a color revolution in India raise the standard of living industrialize and make it into a consumer/producer powerhouse so they can consume the latest produce and produce cheap shit driving us into a new multi decade bull market.

>>56685266
don't come crying when you lose money

>>56685435
Everyone is (rightfully) shitting on India, but their stock market has been pretty good for a while unless it recently shit and I’m unaware. Idk I don’t look at it

Guise fuck it, I'm about to do it.

>>56685523
I already baked this morning, its anons turn.

>>56685534
>consumer/producer powerhouse
God dammit we're up to our tits in those.

Baking

Guess what just started

>>56685548
Its free dude, what are you doing?

>>56685543
The Indian market is actually overvalued compared to other market It's done way too well.

>>56684497
THAT DÖNERS THE KEBAB

>>56685543
No shit it's going to rise for the next few decades at least.
It's so weird. I used to argue with my Indian coworkers about this and they all think India is fucked.
Reality is there are lots of Indians and they're not retarded like the fucking Africans are. India will do great.

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BIG ONE BIG ONE

>>56685566
IT'S THE MELTUP
IT'S FINALLY HERE

>>56685570
are you properly accounting for their retarded currency inflation?

>>56685579
No we've got a few more months.

>INTC
wtf is going on?!

>>56685577
Just the nature of gdp per capita rising will cause their massive population to have an insane economy and stock market

>>56685580
We just needed to gather a fresh crop of shorts in the low 4490s for fuel.

>>56685567
More watchlists, bigger watchlists, intraday charts on mathematical operations, CSV export on chart data.

>>56685577
Probably why it’s so good. Back in the 50s people said the same thing about the us market. I hear right now columbians are all downbeaten about their market and country when it’s probably the best opportunity they’ve had in 50 years now

>>56684882
Sold for .28

>>56685586
Market is up 140% in USD terms since 2020.

>>56684655
Do you have a source for the demand is catering claim?
Genuinely curious.

who said moving averages are a great indicator? Fuck em

>>56685611
I can see the watchlists but everything else is crap

>>56685596
No idea, they're fucking dead. I'd buy puts on intel because they've basically lost their bread and butter datacenter contracts to AMD, and they haven't developed anything worth a shit compared to AMD or Nvidia (they were all in on making a GPU and it flopped). I expect the CEO to get fired first quarter next year.

>>56685596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=660ZCEhvbnw
Hey! sober me wasn't retarded enough to sell it!

>>56685638
>datacenter contracts to AMD
Until Dell is making machines with AMD cpus no one cares.
>Le GPU
All that matters are threads and compiler support.

>>56684882
>>56685616
Well done, anon.

Can anyone who knows TA explain waht this means?

>>56685627
Everything I try and follow the moving averages I get fucked because the complete opposite happens
>death cross forms, it pumps
>golden cross forms, it dumps

>>56685614
I'd invest in South Asia before South America.

>>56685663
THE GOLDEN CROSS HAS BEEN MADE

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

Shorting XOM now

>>56684882
that's almost enough profit for an extra value meal

>>56685673
I'll buy it from you.

>>56685671
Looking at SE could be a good buy at ~20$ if it gets near there.

>>56685654
wtf does dell have to do with datacenters?

>>56685548
Gay and fagpilled. Just use thinkorswim.

>>56685685
WTF do you think they put in there? Air conditioners and routers?

Someone check the oven.

>>56685697
God damn it Candice owns is already dealing with the jews.

You didn't see any uranium available on the spot market BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE.

>Bid/ask: 75.50/77.00

>>56685683
>SE trying to expand into Mercado libres turf
That’s a no from me, but I haven’t looked at their financials since they peaked

>>56685678
thats 230% ((you))

SERIOUSLY
WHERE
THE FUCK IS
THE BAKER

>>56685716
We're finally free.

>>56685671
Indonesia is going to be huge

Ok, baking.

>>56685707
That spread so thick you could enjoy it on bread

>>56685726
Personally I'm long Philipeans
Or however you spell their islands.
idk the girls there are fucking hot.

>>56685709
Yeah I don't like that they're going into Latin America but that's why I'm saying could be a buy at a price 50% lower than todays. Financials are alright $7B in cash but they're burning money for growth right now this quarter was loss making after like 3 profitable quarters.

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This thread's contaminated, move to the new one:
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>>56685753
>>56685753

>>56685692
>WTF do you think they put in there? Air conditioners and routers?
In datacenters? Yes. We run direct fabric to clusters.

>>56685813
Ah yes.
No need to bother doing anything just talk to people who do things.
Peak /smg/