/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56676866
First for Toiota.

What stock should I buy my sister this Christmas?

>>56676893
buy her dildos and buttplugs

>>56676893
VIVE

>>56676893
>Merry Christmas your taxes are now rocket science
Why would anyone do this?

I literally went all in on UPRO calls today.

>>56676928
I don't know about that one, chief.

I worked an extra 40 hours last pay period. I will die poor.

>>56676906
Surprised anyone remembers that one

>>56676934
You have no evidence the uptrend will not continue.

GOOD NEWS
for anyone who sold some NATGAS (BOIL/UNG) Monday and bought moar NATGAS yesterday, sold moar NATGAS today and bought yet *moar* NATGAS today: (You) are *not* a nigger.

>>56676958
It was an elegant stock, for a more civilized age

Start day trading y/n

>>56676893
ULTA, LULU, CMG

>>56676962
True, only Allah knows the future.

>>56676914
Right, because loving you sister is "stupid"

>>56677010
who the fuck is Allan?

>>56676867
>>56676863
>>56676834


Finally started after a one hour Biden nap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6fk_Su_Myk

>>56677019
Anon, you may want to get your eyes checked.

>>56677002
Try out paper trading and see how much you get heemed. Remember: that's easy mode with low emotional stakes, so if you can't hack it there you definitely can't hack it irl.

>>56677021
what the fuck is up with this crazy lady waving her hands around and making stupid faces on the side

>>56677021
What's the supposed point of this scripted rehearsed BS anyway?

>>56677002
>>56677038
this or trade a small amount, if you can trade a small amount successfully then you can scale up

>>56677039
she's on fentanyl

>>56677042
it's supposed to make the chinese stock market pump. BABA earnings tomorrow morning.

>>56677039
Jobs program for wokes (sign language interpreters with useless skills).

>>56677059
>>56677039
Sign language is a total joke. To answer your question though. It is to make the what Joe is saying more impactful and emotional. Notice how that bitch emotes on all of the gay ass hand waving. Joe looks like a stiff board if she is removed.

>>56677021
This guy being president is just mocking us.

>>56677021
>I wonder what we would do in this situation
Apparently we'd just cut down the barrier and let them in despite the violence. That's what we do with our borders. What a fucking joke.

>>56677002
What a shame that the uneducated economist became a troon.
>y/n
What a shame that zoomers are such huge faggots that the only thing stopping them from being infinite faggots is me not being a faggot.

>there's now a WeWork general
So what's the next garbage bankrupt ticker that's gonna attract a cult?

>>56677237
How many baggies are in here? I did not see much shilling here did, some other part of /biz/ get stuck with the bags?

>tsla puts

>>56677237
TUP because it will moon as soon as it gets volume, get a ton of people into it at the top like BBBY, and then dump on them until bankruptcy - t. holding TUP calls tp be sold at 100000 percent markup to reddit

>>56677283
higher profile bankruptcies attract people looking for a dead cat bounce. I won't pronounce myself an oldfag cuz I am not, but I remember JCPQ. Just seems to have always been that way.

>>56677315
why would tup moon anytime soon? They did do some restructuring but I dont see them finding an extra 1b profit?? I still have 700 shares but I would like to hear your thesis

>>56677347
basically its not going bankrupt for the moment, and no one will know if it is bankrupt until they get their accounting sorted out, and right now its heavily shorted and moving up slowly at very low volume.

>>56677315
TUP is gonna actually make it in the long run. The new CEO is going to do what it takes to save it. It is going to take a while to turn the ship due to the debt unless it gets bought out by someone with the resources to fast track the process.

Well fellow SOXL holders, what's next? When will we see 50? I just want to cash a bit out on a pump and take a few months off

>>56677356
>>56677358
last night I did see that its sitting around 16% short float. I want to buy calls. got any recommendations?

>>56677377
26% not 16%

>>56677313
Man, home improvement was a great show. They really don't make them like they used to.

>>56677377
I don't gamble, son, I just stick to the comfy safety of trading NATGAS.

Found some land for sale for pretty cheap, few acres (almost three) covered in Oak. Pretty dense, any way to get an estimate of how many cords of wood could be there? It's in the city limits, outside of some of the newer developements, and zoned for residential. I'd like to clear out the middle of it and sell all that shit or reuse it to build a house and a shop. Anyone know of a cord estimating calculator tool thingy?

>>56677394
I personally preferred married with children but here is a Wilson frog if you don't have him

>>56677377
imo it will only pump with this rally so go no further out than early December

>>56676881
I drive some of their products.

OPEC better fix this whole oil supply situation at the next meeting this month
I thought you sandniggers wanted 80-90 brent

>>56676866
stop buying.
sell.
now.

>>56677446
>brent
Gay. Imagine not being a net exporter.

>Lum the female character from Urusei Yatsura as a beautiful muscular gorgeous warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus armored cyborg bionic augmented warrior with lightning powers, iridescent green hair, cute fangs, small black and yellow horns, glowing melee weapon and gun, warhammer 40k terminator armor, saving Bill Hwang from death in a great battle with the FOMC Chairman and his evil banking chaos demons, 16k uhd
rate my prompt, out of 10

>>56677470
no

>>56677446
>I thought you sandniggers wanted 80-90 brent

brent likely to test 71.5 support line within next 6 months. where we go from there is unknown.

>>56677053
>it's supposed to make the chinese stock market pump. BABA earnings tomorrow morning.

And they say insider trading isn't real. Didn't ACK-man load up on chinese stocks recently? It all makes sense now.
>buy the rumor

>>56677053
>>56677053
dammit why didnt you tell me sooner

>>56677404
>comfy safety of trading NATGAS.
>literally called the widowmaker trade

smg chads...how we spending our o divvies this month?

>>56677620
Yup it's sell the news. Especially when Brandon was just yapping about muh fentanyl. Nothing on trade or any softening of semiconductor sanctions.

>>56677629
Tell /smg/ all my winning trades? never! you guys will jinx it like usual. Sold the last of my YINN, JD and CWEB this morning. Get that powder tried for the next swing trade.

Thank god you guys didn't notice LABU on the last two 40% swings from the bottom or else it would have failed.

Maybe you can get some tips from old Gundlach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xzFzSKvFO4


>>56677649
Wait till he gets chopped up tomorrow when the EIA releases back to back weekly Henry Hub storage data that's delayed over a week now.

>>56677668
I guess I could afford a hamburger meal or two with mine, but that's about it. Money doesn't seem to go very far under bidenomics

>>56677668
buying the CSCO dip

>>56677686
>like I don't know about the double report
I'm ready to either ride a rip or perhaps more likely buy the shit out of a dip. And buy far below that too, if need be. I resized and tightened up my position just for it over the last few trading days. Pretty fuckin' exciting.
>>56677649
Unironically too!

>>56677721
Go ahead and trade on your ability to predict the effects of El Niño.

Enjoy your chop as all the algos have to reprice everything on the supply side while continuing to estimate the demand side from new weather forecasts.

They're going to assassinate Elon.

>>56677830
oh no!

spy/qqq charts look like they are about to crash to zero, which is exactly why its going to keep pumping. then everyone fomos. then it dumps.

BOIL

>>56677772
Yeah, I'm well aware of MUH EEEL NEENYOO too, and am positioned accordingly. I've been scooping it up on low points and cutting it loose on high points (first in first out) and getting the coil smaller and tighter, with proper position to capital ratio balancing. I read the Celsius report every morning too.

>>56677419
>married with children
Wasn't that a day time soap? I used to go to the ghetto to get my hair cut by an old black guy named Pops and he'd always be watching them live during the day on his like 13" TV in the corner of his shop. Need to visit him next time I need a cut, the faggot nigger zoom at hotclips doesn't know how to cut hair, thankfully I had it cut shorter and planned on wearing a beanee all winter.

>>56677865
when you get just one crazy weather forecast or surprise henry hub report or oil rig count update and bam a wild green/red dildo appears. Don't know how exactly you can position for that in a stupid LETF.

Stick to futures since at least you can trade 23hours a day and catch all the european weather update noise.

>>56677891
I use both UNG and BOIL. UNG trades 24 hrs too. I have evolved into using UNG as something of a root for the position to begin with, then as it dips deeper and deeper I inject more and more BOIL into, depending on where I think the bottom has the likelihood and potential to be. This pretty much makes it to where I have something there to catch any "surprise" upside, and don't get too dragged down by "surprise" downside while I build positions.

reminder to buy celh it just split and splits are bullish on their own

>>56677830
>the billionaire with pentagon and CIA contacts is in danger
He'll be fine. As long Musk stays on their good side he's as well protected as anyone could ever be.

>>56677938
>24 hr UNG trading and using BOIL to dig yourself out of a hole
bruh just use futures then. at least you can buy all along the futures term curve, avoid wash sales, and get that sweet 60/40 long/short capital gains treatment.

>>56676866
So it turns out working around astroturf gives you cancer. Anons should I quit my job and get 2 jobs instead? Or should I just cancermaxx and stack my money(I'm saving for something important, after that I'll quit). I need the God like advice from /SMG/ .

>>56677964
get a lawyer and sue the company like the roundup guy did to mosanto/bayer for a multibillion dollar payout.

good luck with the chemo anon...

Lets talk about NHMD

>>56677419
>I personally preferred married with children
I came to the realization that Peggy Bundy was my first MILF back when I was a kid.

Where's SOXL shill? Where my semi brahs at

>>56677877
>Wasn't that a day time soap?

Gavin Newson talking right now at APEC trying to hype up Commiefornia. Drop some words on AI a few times to keep that tech hype going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkFunG8KX24

>>56677959
TQQQ split didn't end so well

I had sex.

>>56677961
Eh, maybe someday I'll look into everything you need to know for that shit, meanwhile I just prefer the easy simplicity of buying/selling ETFs which there's essentially "nothing to" and you can do in whatever increments/levels you want. I've never even so much as watched a single video on trading futures, but will get to it at some point or another. I'll have to drag someone else into a big move like that too, because I trade their capital and split profits.

>>56677830
Why, what he do this time to piss off globohomo?

realizing profit is bitter sweet. yeah ok i made good profits but now my positions are closed. its an empty feeling.maybe i'll gamboool options for a lil while

>>56678004
once you figure out futures you'll never go back to stocks. it's ultra leverage on crack. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futures.asp

Practice on /ES e-minis first before going head to head with the big boy CME traders in nat gas.

>>56677975
Well I've only been working at this job for 1 year, so yeah I'll get cancer but hopefully it'll happen when I'm 60+. Also yeah I can sue the company I work for but it's a small company :/

>>56678044
Sue the manufacturer/supplier instead

>>56677984
I didn't watch a lot of TV growing up, and until recently this year I haven't had cable. Sounded like a soap title.

Thinking about shorting Starbucks but going long Coffee beans. Thoughts?

>>56677877
>>married with children
>Wasn't that a day time soap?
You beclown yourself

>>56677470
>Denier of entry
>Just close the fucking door
Hearty chuckle.

>>56677991
this time it's different, although there are some big gaps so maybe it's best to wait a while

>>56678039
>ultra leverage on crack
That's pretty much the way I see options already and I don't fuck with those. I'd like to be smart and knowledgeable enough but as it stands I have to have things as simple as possible.

>>56677494
legit/10

>>56677686
>Especially when Brandon was just yapping about muh fentanyl.
thats literally all the usa media talked about. Xi, president of China visits, and all american media can do is talk about fentanyl even though it is America's duty to stop it at the border. lmfao. what a joke country.

>>56678058
Yeah I was actually considering suing the manufacturer instead. I doubt I'll be able to afford the lawyer so I'll probably try a class action instead.

why the fuck does this gay shit keep going up when we are supposed to crash?

>>56678024
Called out Jews for hating Whites while letting in all the brown hordes currently protesting for >muh Gaza: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1724908287471272299

>>56678087
it's better than options. Options requires you to learn all the greeks.

Ironically futures is the actual UNDERLYING asset that UNG and BOIL/KOLD trades on. So in a funny way you're trading an ETN that tracks a derivative of the actual commodity.

>>56678112
Markets maximize fuckery. It's in the rules.

>>56678116
Yep, it's pretty fuckin' great. I'm grateful for the jews who figured out how to do all that shit. There's all kinds of wild stuff in them, swaps and shit, even. I don't understand any of that, I just buy them low and sell them high.

>>56677992
Did she have a big beaver?

>>56676866
I just cant wait for another green DAX day

>>56678229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>56678024
Didn't suck China's dick enough.

MACD on the 2 year nasdaq chart is about to cross into positive momentum. Bears you have been warned - longer term uptrend is coming.

>>56677992

>>56678410
bobo cant hear you because he's drinking his everclear daiquiri right now preparing for another day of markets being irrationally bullish

>>56677992
gross.

>snow storm
>driving home from work
>almost home but get behind some lady in a Nissan going 25 in a 50
>in the left lane
>my turn off is coming up and it's not worth it to pass her
>we both take the turnoff, she goes left lane (again), I go right
>now she speeds up to 55 (speed on new road is still 50)

>>56678484
Oh shit I meant to add a comment about the futures in my blog post there. Futures are red. This rally has to retrace a bit, at the very least, and it's probably going to be doing so tomorrow. I guess. I hope. Yes I'm still short. More short than before.

>oil

>>56678456
Feels exactly like last year when markets were green as fuck. But then they triple topped and violently dumped in december.

>>56678584
How many days until we reach the $60s?

>futures

>>56678319
usa is the new super power now. its easy to see.

>>56678596
last year was different

USA got mogged hard today by XI.

Why are futures down?

>>56678799
It's our fault

>>56678584
oilbros what happened to the biden put...

SAVE bros, we got this in the bag: https://twitter.com/loneelmcapital/status/1725017775511417062

>>56678799
why did the nasdaq shoot up 13% in two weeks?

What the fuck, I went shopping ealier and anyone who says we're not hyperinflating right now is either lying or stupid.

>>56678917
We're not hyperinflating

>>56678919
Look at the fucking in-store prices. Prices are going up around 10% a month.

The other thing I'm noticing is that stores are running starting to run out of things again. Especially household consumables that have a long shelf life, like soap or spaghetti sauce, as if people got the message and are stocking up right now before things get even more expensive in the future. This is the inflection point in an inflationary spiral.

Oilsissies, what happened? Even copper is outperforming oil at this point. Lucky for you, oil stocks don't really care about oil price and are still hovering near ATH. I would scoop the crap out of Exxon if it ever were to fall below 90 but that will never happen

>>56676866
>open /biz
>first two threads BBBY and GME


>Japanese Trade Balance (JPY) Oct: -662.5B (exp -731.3B; R prev 72.1B)
- Exports (Y/Y) Oct: 1.6% (exp 1.0%; prev 4.3%)
- Imports (Y/Y) Oct: -12.5% (exp -12.8%; R prev -16.6%)

NIPPONSAN YOU MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>56676893
CDNA

>>56678917
Tomorrow has a high of 58°F in fucking Canada. Inflation is so bad, even the temperature is up

>>56677053
>BABA
Trust me. You don't want to be invested in China right now.

>>56678930
CPI says 2.1% goy. Please stop lying

>>56679214
POST THE IN STORE PRICES AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

>>56679214
BUDDY LOOK AT CORE COMPUTER

massive cup and handles are forming on futures

>>56678996
I have noticed that cleaning products like clorox bleach, disinfectant sprays and even air fresheners have been rather low in supply lately at places like Walmart and Home depot too.

>>56679292
>>56678996
That's what you call "high inflation expectation". And this is why "Consumer sentiment" is decreasing despite spending increasing. And then you got Fedfaggots like GOOLSBEE who doesn't understand the relation between spending and sentiment.
>HOW CAN SENTIMENT BE SO BAD WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH SPENDING?
Literally autistic

>>56679205
biden meeting with Xi is the most bullish thing possible.

>>56678996
What the hell is spaghetti sauce?
Is it like all the cheese products you have over there? Cheese in cans? Cheese sauce?

Do people not make their own spaghetti sauce? Its literally one of the easiest recipies and only takes like 4 hours to make.

>>56678304
>>56679232
>>56679237

>People are once again doomposting
Yeah, we are nowhere near the top. Inflation ex shelter went up and food inflation is still going strong. What did you expect? But that has a minor impact on the big money... i.e., it's quite irrelevant to the stock market.
Wage growth is insane in the US and people are more than happy to pay these prices.
Plus you guys have had 10y+ to collect FREE MONEY from the banks during times of ZIRP and you literally got free money during Covid. Older generation normies are beyond rich at this point. Even millenials should be fine and should have massive buffers.

>>56679331
>Wage growth is insane

>>56679331
>I feel like

>>56679333
checked, + Ouch

>>56679326
>t. Poland

/biz/ should rangeban socialist yurocucks. They have no reason to be on a business and finance forum.

>>56679333
So you've had mostly a huge wage growth + Covid money + essentially free loans. And that is the average which includes poor people. Remove poor people (i.e., the ones that don't matter to the market) and I'll be you see much much better figures.
Most people that matter to the market have pathetically low mortgage rates that they refinanced during times of low rates. High yields on saving accounts. And high growth rates for higher positions. Yepp, there's a reason why the US economy is so strong.
Even us Europoors have insanely huge buffers since we had 10y of ZIRP and free money.
If you failed to amass wealth during the times after 2009 all the way to 2022, then what the hell is wrong with you?

I just slurped Oil

>>56679372
range ban everyone from a country with a per capita income under 100k

>>56678112
The largest number of people have to lose the most so that the fewest can gain the most. It is written

Literally fake market. Dumps in EU night, back up to where it started when US closed. Now EU premarket open, NOTHING happening. Wtf? At least something happens at that time regularly.

>>56679383
>dude we increased the the number of dollars in circulation by 10x!!
>you're 10x richer now!!!!!
Do yurocucks really?

>>56679385
oy vey

>>56679409
Shut down averted and xi said he “would never bet against usa.”

>>56679317
Bro, Party members, including Xi, and various American government people have been meeting on and off for years.
That hasn't stopped American divestment nor anyone else's. Definitely not going to stop the slow train wreck that is the Chinese real estate crash.

Xi is very unlikely to stop the Salami slice strategy in the south china sea, nor Taiwan airspace incursion over a few talks. Not only that, China is not so subtly funding Russia.
It's not going to happen Jim. Let it go

based

>>56679445
China will be fine. The real estate thing is nothing. If usa can survive with illegal immigrants, inflation, black crime, homeless, druggies, Latino crime, and economy, funding 2 wars, and bad demographics then China is fine. China visiting is bullish.

>>56679445
Listen to how xi and that other Chinese guy speak, so much more mature than American politicians. Chinese gov gets things done. USA and its lack of experience really shows when dealing with Chinese.

>>56679445
China is not a competitor, China is a fact. Usa probably knows that but doesn’t want to appear to back down on the media.

>>56679471
Probably to keep a bogeyman, China and Russian, when the real monsters are the 13% ers holding the country back.

>>56679410
he's swedish after all

>>56679384
Are you ready for negative oil again when they roll out covid-24?

>>56679531
>hurr durr a Saud-Russia price war will happen again because of Covid 2.0
you won't make money being this retarded

>>56679549
Yields...

So do you guys think Bobo has another pullback in him this year or has the christmas rally officially started? I wasn't done building some of my positions and I wasn't expecting the market to go neon green so early in november.

I'm actually amazed germany hasn't been downgraded yet. That's what actually should happen after US being downgraded.

They can't do laws for shit. Can't even build up debts properly, getting slapped by the highest court right after making their will public on how to spend the money they aren't allowed to spend anymore.

It probably will happen should AFD grow stronger. Ironically then this would actually strengthen the AFD further, cause it would pretty much be what Hitler would call "Finanzjudentum".

>>56679410
>you're 10x richer now!!!!!
Yes. This applies to those that have any say in the world. Covid printed additional 40% of the supply (from 15400 to 21600 ish) and about 80% additional supply was printed from 2009 to Covid.
All in all, from 2009 to peak of M2 they printed an additional 1.5x amount (2.5 times) (8400 vs 21600).
Wealth has exploded. Housing prices have exploded. Yes, people are significantly richer now. Hell, my dad's business has increased profits by 100%+ over the last two years bc of some serious price gouging that he could blame on the inflation. Main demographic of his are boomers and they are more than willing to pay. Anecdotal yes but most statistics are bs or just averages. Averages don't matter to the market

>>56679372
Why? We need exit liquidity

>>56679611
>I'm making a little money, so it is fine
>I like to think I'm one of the rich guys and thus highly intelligent, HIGH VALUE being.
Mumus are the evil

>>56679612
Socialists would be bears...? Or are Mumus socialists? I don't think so.

>>56679611
>Housing prices have exploded.
Hrmm, almost as if they're "expanding" in value or something...

>>56679652
any price increase = inflation according to schizoid bobos

>>56679626
I ain't rich, I never said that. I started investing late in 2021 since I trusted my boomer parents that told me to start DCAing so I got my ass handed to me. I am part of that demographic that doesn't matter to the market. An insignificant little shit.
But my boomer parents that started investing after 2009 are up like crazy (imagine throwing 50k into Apple when it was at 10 bucks fuuuuuck). There's no denying that you could have bought literally anything in the past 15 years and come out with truly astonishing profits, far exceeding inflation or any kind of "depreciation".

>>56679601
The court said the loans in the climate fund were poorly justified. Why are you against this? Sounds like a reasonable thing to me. Also something a rating agancy would like.

>More red than green in DAX constituents
>even BASF -2%
>DAX pumps
Are these things even tracking the underlyings?

Ah, wait. It is Siemens that announced clearly a bad outlook that is pumping +4%

Lol, this market is repeating the >it's the bottom mantra

>>56679690
context of pic?

>>56679458
I'm not making a China vs US comparison, I'm making a conjecture based on the facts.
It's the reality, and no matter how much you shit on burger land, it's not going to change China's problems.

>>56679579
Honestly, things are really crazy in the market. It could go either way.

>>56679692
??? I'm not against it. I'm saying they are bad at making laws. And the court slapped them. How are you interpreting that as me being against the reasoning of the court?

Yes, a rating agency could like it. But now plans they had are being fucked, especially investing plans for the environmental transformation or the electricity price problem, not classic spending like Bürgergeld/refugee aid.


>>56679690
Yes, and that's a bad thing. A ponzi, that only profits people with money.

>>56679698
Bobos getting shr3kt the entirety of this November :)
>>56679695
Can't get any worse than this, amirite?

>>56679688
Do the thing again where you accidentally leaked your Polish time zone while pretending to be an American. I enjoyed that.

>>56679735
>A ponzi, that only profits people with money
Good for the stock market though. Increasing profits since production compensation has not kept up ever since the 70s (company profits have gone up exponentially).
I know it's a bad thing. There's no way in hell I will ever afford to buy a nice house for example. I ain't paying 8% for a mortgage and as someone new to the workforce, I am getting shafted every opportunity they get (plus a smaller wage growth). So yeah, it's shit for a lot of people. But in terms of gains in the stock market, you can't deny that this inflationary/QE market has been great. Sucks for those that missed out on it

>>56679688
>any price increase = inflation according to schizoid bobos
?????
>Yeah, your house certainly got more valuable after you living in it and it withering away due to the weather and your use.

Is Rocketlab mediocre?

>>56679767
Yo, can you stop fuckin REPEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER.
I don't fuckin care if it is good for the stock market. it is bad for the world. You still think only of yourself, your measly profits. You still think you are so clever for buying etc. You want to be part of that HIGH IQ, HIGH NET WORTH club, so desperately.

Again 0 trading on indices. What a shitty market.

>>56679783
No, I just wanna make it clear that it's good for the market and that's the only thing that matters. You are in the stock market general, m8. The economy =/= market. Plus, eventually the money trickles down even to us. So shut up, go to work, pay your taxes, and keep repeating. You will eat ze bugs, own nothing, and be happy.
I will be happy if I ever reach middle class status or own a nice house. I can't really see it happening though since I am neurotic and kind of stupid. Too bad

>>56679806
>eventually the money trickles down even to us
literally retarded

Also fuck the faggot that said the FTSE100 looks bullish. Absolutely clueless bulls, as usual. Fucker influenced me, should have shorted the shit out of it.

>>56679769
called population growth dumbass

>>56679829
Yes, sure. The materials to build a house also increased in price by 30-50% or higher because during covid world population increased by 30-50%.

>>56679817
Come on bro. Your wage has gone up. It might have been eclipsed by the inflation but that's the net product. The money has indeed trickled down, even if it is just a small quantity. It's just semantics. Plus I bet your parents are rich (since most people here are giganormies) so eventually you will get something from them as well.

>>56679853
why are new york apartments so much more inflated than houses bro, they're cheaper to make :OooOOo

Russell bros...... They told us small caps were done for, now whose laughing?

>>56679865
Man, stfu you really are just a kid. It's actually making me stupid to read all this.

>>56679869
Are they? Houses out of bricks and stone are less expensive than lumber? You burgers got it all wrong. Don't you remember the story of the three piglets and the wolf?

>>56679875
>He actually fell for it

>>56679893
In contrast to you I have a house, I have land, I have several things and capital. And I still think it is bad and wrong.

>>56679893
What do you think lums feet smell like?

>>56679953
bags of sand

im driunk and its going to be a green day tommorw or today whatever

>>56677830
could be possible give or take a few weeks.
>>56677960
the smallest criticisms of the jewish ethnostate are getting people sacked and silenced.

>>56679999
wasted

>>56680000 <-- also wasted

>>56679999
>bottled in bond
>actually biz related

>>56680013
yes i am NIGGER
>>56680019
this is a good value its really tasty for 25 dollars a liter i swear to god this is so good u have to try it but don't u dare tell anyone else because those fucking niggers from face book and reddit will turn it into a meme or some fag shit and it'll be 50 dollars because niggesr

>>56680035
25$ whiskey. I can't tell if it is cheap or not because you burgers earn like 5-6k on the regular and your prices probably also are like 2-3x EU prices (even on alcohol which is highly taxed in EU, especially sweden).

Does it taste like other more expensive whiskeys? Smokey, like drinking the ash of a cigarette? I'm not a drinker.

>>56680074
its cheap for america, buut its good quality hihg proof and it has a wonderful semi sweet oaky cinnamon taste i love it thy could charge more for it desu i hope they don;t this is better than makers mark

>>56676881
https://youtu.be/C2zh7nicC3E?si=CQ34BB4tSJ7lojqS&t=462

>>56680035
for me it's old crow

Which airlines should we short this time around?

>>56680114
i have never had it but i heard of it

>>56680168
we're too desensitized to 9/11, short MCD, that's where the jews will false flag

I think I'll leave this market for the next weeks/months. It's a weekyl/monthly market now. No use looking at it, no use trying to trade it. It only does 100+ pumps or dumps and then crabs 10-20 points (DAX). Absolutely broken and boring.

BURN IN HELL BOBO FUTURES ARE GREEN DRINKERS WIN AGAIN

oh yeah initial and continuing jobless claims today, i hope many wagies lose their jobs amen

that was the stealth rally. not only is it not over, but things intensify from here.

>>56679767
>>56679865
>>56679888

Oil is rebounding alhamdulillah!

>>56680187
You're in a hyperinflationary crash and you still haven't caught on yet.

>>56680187
>futures are green

>>56680272
intel has another year before it hits 50-52.

But yes, it is flipping toward long ass low-key rally

>>56678114
I might buy some Tesla stock.

Good for me that I didn't buy the 28 inch 4k monitor. Would have been a waste of money as sitting in front of this market is a waste of time. Wtf is this

>>56680411
>not hoarding physical assets while you still can
I shiggy diggy in your general direction.

>>56680411
>>56680433
I trade and program on a 12 inch netbook. I'm not sure 28 inch monitors are real capital assets unless you don't have a good window manager.

>>56680444
What I mean is, the way things are going, it will be a lot more expensive to buy it later if you wait.

>>56680444
some of us don't have fresh eyeballs anymore
I spent about $100 on a new monitor just to have ticker run on it

> blown off TOP

Yet mumoids are still coping

>>56680433
I'm buying smaller ones, 24 inch with TN-panels for 25-35 Euros with 16:10 as they are becoming rarer. IPS is garbage, actually fucks with me yes for whatever reason. IPS has a weird grainy effect on letters, really fuckin abhorrent.

Dubs and I die tonight

>>56680573
dubs and you die in 8 mins

>>56680444
>>56680571
For me, it's Organic Light Emitting Diodes.

ROUTERCOMPUTER (CISCO)

>>56680571
>>56680649
I just use my 75in Oled TV as monitor.
Laptop on my lap and i can shitpost and trade from my couch.

>>56680667
>Laptop on my lap

The fortnite servers are down ALSO, this truly is hell on earth.

>>56680573
>>56680582
dubs and both of you die in SEVEN DAYS

i dreamt of the earth quakes and then they happened. am i precognizant or is it just coincidence? i dont think its the first time either. there were other things as well, coincidence or did i influence the world with my mind...then there was that dream, how is such a thing possible, it really did happen but how? is it too late? even if the worst came to pass, it time it would be as if it never even happened. but its always been this way, hasn't it?

no one actually listens anyway, perhaps its the hard truth. that they arent even there at all. much like the wind.

>>56680767
>>56680860
Meds.

>>56680905
brown hands prescribed this

ES has been crabbing in a range of 3 points for the last hour LMAO

>>56680922
It's unbearable, I'm not even looking at the market anymore. This isn't even a market anymore. It's just a line going up. As if there were ONLY buyers. At least for US and DAX. FTSE seems to be the only market that is not complete bullshittery

>>56680767
>>56680860
Michael??

Fucking hell lads, nearly clawed my way back out of 4fig hell (again) ;_;

>>56680767
my mom always feels aches when there are earthquakes. she always starts checking news and always there is quakes somewhere.

>>56680974
no one of the others.

>>56681004
ive been just losing money.

There is literally no way today could be red.

indices are moving down

>>56681063
Walmart and Macy's beat. It's over.
Burgers simply can't stop consooming

>>56680678
holy shit, I need eggs now

>>56681093
I eat like 5 eggs everyday for the past 5 years

>>56681063
>>56681075

>he's a
>NO
>NATGAS
>NIGGER
it didn't have to be this way.
you could have listened.
you could have chosen heterosexualism.

>>56681169
NOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

We ded?

>>56681206
>H
>File: 1700091648651143.webm (1.93 MB, 720x1280)

yes we're dead

>>56681206
we gaan

>>56681213
>>56681226
oh okay

I have come to the conclusion that tsla bag holders are actually delusional. Trifling retardation should not be taken lightly. I accidentally looked at yahoo and some guy was talking about how he calculated tsla would be 517 by December because they're selling a battery pack that gets software updates.

>>56681240
>AMD
>NVIDIA

BABAbros not like this

>>56681283
Buy more. Earnings were alright market overreacting they have $60B in cash for buybacks and they announced a dividend.

In SOXS now. See you boys at the bottom...er.. top.

>>56681301
sadly I don't have funds to buy more but the dividend feels really nice while bagholding

>>56681304
o/

>>56681301
>$BABA Jack Ma Family Plans To Sell Down Alibaba Shares For $870.7M - Nikkei

>futes

Purchase NatGas

>>56680168
>if Israel loses to Hamas
Hamas occupies a region comparable to Rhode Island, who are they trying to fool?

>>56681322
the brap cycle

>>56681316
I wonder if people who think this is a bearish sign ever listened to a full speech of Jack Ma

>>56681240
Its kind of a nothingburger, but yeah basically they are able to work with the utilities to tap into your battery for charging/ discharging...why you would want that is beyond me though because your battery has finite cycle life and you dont want to waste that for the utility.
>t. in the industry

>>56681314
Same but I have some savings I will prolly deposit to buy more.
>>56681316
The CCP really cracked down on him he was forced to sell out of Ant Group too and the CCP became a controlling shareholder.

>>56681343
I don't want to die bro, rules are rules

>>56681342
I see now.
>using a tesla to charge your neighbors tesla because the utilities cut off again in california

I work at CSCO. The Splunk purchase was a big W strategically. The security portfolio desperately needed a SIEM, and now we have the leader in the space. The SIEM will be the cornerstone of the rest of the portfolio and tie everything together much better than it does now. BTFD

STOP REDEEMING SOXL

>>56681342
>your battery has finite cycle life and you dont want to waste that
how many retards who bought a tesla do you really think know that or are even capable of conceptualizing that idea? Tesla is a magic smart car and it can do everything like my iPhone

>>56681427
This makes really good sense, but has nothing to do with NATGAS so too gay for me.

>>56681434
just buy equal shares of both and break even, anon.

>>56681438
Yeah true.

>WMT computer
ru-roh!

>>56681427
>syslog/grep for MBAs (plus all the retarded salesmen) is worth whatever the fuck splunk's market cap is
?

>>56681322
Supply looking kinda high

>>56679385
>luxuryburger hands typed this

>>56681323

>>56678698
Feels like the year before where it did that same thing but more violently.

>>56681514
Well they aren't doing a very good job.

Not sure if i should jump back in or wait

Please stop selling. We have to hit SPY $470. Please

>>56679232
I bought a 7lb Shepard pie for $20 at Costco last week. Fed my gf and I for 3 meals so $20 for 6 meals. That’s like $3.33 per meal.

>>56681569
FUCKING BASED, I was worried he gave up.

>>56681569
Lmfao he's going to lose all his money.

>>56681579
burry never dies!

>>56681569
>sector
>finance
What did they mean by this?

ALIEN DISCLOSURE IMMINENT UFO ARRIVAL VERY SOON 2023 QAnon
Q
Dear Sirs, a very important classified video will be leaked before Full Alien Disclosure Occurs in the Months November 2023 Official Global Arrival Date please review attached Transcripts
I'm Formerly employee in DEEPSTATE Government Best Regards Goodluck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGORuzZsCVU

Aliens UFO DID 911 TRUTH
When 9/11 happened, news in Australia initially reported that the US was attacked by aliens. There used to be videos of metal orbs flying right through the buildings coming from above instead of directly towards., RESEARCH THE FLAT EARTH.

>>56681569
Still holding my soxl.
Burry can suck on deez nuts
Cheers

>>56681569
Squeeze up by market to counter short before breaking down?

>>56681602
well literally all news points to red ...so yeah somehow the pumpatine will return.

>>56681644
Meds

>>56681602
I bought soxs to specifically fuck you in particular.

>walmart

holy fuck

>>56677002
Invest don't trade

LEAKED

>>56681569
Once again, he's probably already closed this position and it was probably one of the reasons we saw semis take a shit on "no news" over the last three months. Scion's hold time for its top holdings is 0.1 quarters.

>>56681660
thats a terrible stock.

>>56681593
are you bull or a bear ?

>>56681569
I fucking hate how the "semiconductor industry" is mostly dominated by value graphic card shit and not actual semiconductor production

>>56681721
super computers have been run on graphics cards for over a decade

>>56681721
>value

Pre-market pump today is kind of disappointing.
Is this bearish? Are my calls fucked? Will I ever love again?

>>56681735
yeah I need a second cup of coffee, no idea why I put value in there

>>56681721
What the fuck are you talking about? Why do so many people say "it's just gpus!!!!!"? You're as retarded as the people who say Tesla is "just a car company", and you have the same kind of retarded shock when the companies do better than you expect

>>56681729
>>56681735
>look up etf
>broadcom is there
>check out the stuck
holy shit what happened and why has no one mentioned this yet

>>56681786
its the ai pump...where the fuck have you been?

>>56681786
VMWare trading pretty low at the moment. Merger with Broadcom might fall through. Something to keep an eye on, I'm told.

>>56681644

Jobless claims at a 2 year high. I'll be on the moon shortly if you need me.

>>56681786
Linux finally got good WiFi support.

>>56681825
Are you retarded

>>56681786
Avgo is the rock holding up the semis

>>56681840
Short term bullish.
People keep spending on credit cards and less payroll makes the balance sheet look better.
Doomer bull is the most based position.

>>56681840
Check the now positive futures and my extremely leveraged long I'm watching on the 1 minute chart

>>56681843
its got a great pe ratio as well which is confusing
like I get TSM and Samsung having low pe ratios because of the foreign stock handicap, but for some reason people will pump AMD and nvidia to triple digits while ignoring broadcom

BASED 1MIN CHART WATCHER

>>56681824
>October 19
Lmao these idiots got fleeced

>Watching bloomburg
>It's literally an Indian in a turban and some boomer flirting with a woman about pandas
We're supposed to take this seriously?

>>56681869
it's insane the number of poos and whores employed by the media industry specialized in finance

>DAX literally 1:1 with SPX
I will deleverage this son of a whore and start shorting FTSE.

Germany is completely cucked. I'm considering myself glad to not be able to call myself german.

>The US announces a new partnership with the Philippines to explore semiconductor supply chain opportunities - Statement.

>>56681869
Elli Q, what happened in Germany after World War 1?

>>56681879
>Germany is completely cucked. I'm considering myself glad to not be able to call myself german.
im so happy my ancestors left before WW1

>>56681879
mahmood one döner kebab pls

>>56681891
Guess China gets Taiwan after all

>>56681857
breaking the overnight HIGHS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56681893
That's a good question. I will have to get back to you on that one. Do you need me to call your daughter to buy you more Metamusil?

>>56681910
Ironically turks will probably still exist in the future unlike germans by how the country looks like

>Jing Dong ping pong
>-5%
People fell for the Chink scam AGAIN!

>>56681891
I was telling people to buy EPHE in the summer.

>>56681857
I don't remember posting this.
Overnight high will get a slight rejection. My guess is S&P topping out at 4530 then chopping until settling at 4518 EOD.

>>56681916
Looks more like hedging their bets

>>56681946
brandon called poobear a dictator and chinas having small dick energy about it

>>56681879
The "Saxon" part of "Anglo Saxon" is from Saxony in Germany.

>>56681959
I know but since half of the UK is Pakis and indians it is not as cucked to the US as germany, it seems.

>>56681879
>I'm considering myself glad to not be able to call myself german.
So do we. Now fuck off to where you came from

>>56681946
>He's following JD but he doesn't see the investment proposition.
You'll stop laughing in 2024.

>>56681974
>>56681974
new