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Put/call volume shows more puts for tomorrow and Friday as of now. What do?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you okay Bobo?
Are you okay Retail mumu?
Are you ok? are you ok ok ok dummy???

>>56673735
Be the owner of a property. Was speaking to an attorney who said he stopped dealing with property disputes because the cost of litigation.

>>56673746
We will crash to 400 or less by EOY. Seriously longing SQQQ here is free money.

To the faggot that told me to sell my BTC
Fuck you

I thought today was going to be boring because I have a lot of cash on the sidelines and I didn't see many plays in this overbought market but it was a great day for me and everything I shilled this morning

>Realized gains in TGT
>Bought PFE, COPX, BOIL this morning and realized all of them

Picked up a lil nibble of SQQQ before close. I dunno you all never listen. Niggers. I'm gonna buy some weed from the Arab smoke shop after my workout to celebrate

>>56673766
So what you enter into an agreement to sell your property and change your mind and keep the downpayment?

>>56673418
Where is this quote from?
/

to get more leverage
i bought some options
the market replied
by whipping my buns

>>56673771
Well if it's free can you spot me a grande? I just need a bit to get started is all, I got you back

>>56673791
Thats what it sounded like. Though you probably run into a scale problem where you have to only take a small amount because if the downpayment is big the cost of litigation outweighs your ability to thieve.

>>56673804
This doesn't rhyme

>>56673804
going with the avant garde non rhyming poetry now, huh?

>>56673816
I noticed that too

>>56673804

>>56673816
>>56673826
>>56673835
"Options" does rhyme with "buns"... just not well, and it doesn't flow
I'm sorry, but they can't all be winners

SPY 453 for 1 second and I'll never trade again just give me this one thing for once in my fucking life

>>56673868
Doesn't sound like it rhymes to me though

>>56673892
Well I speak a white dialect of english, maybe it sounds different in ebonics

>>56673868
no it actually doesn't rhyme at all. unless you mispronounce options. hit us w/ a vocaroo

>>56673876
>mfw some other anon was in the same boat as me

I think the 'soft landing' ship has sailed. PPI and core PPI shat the bed. CPI might get 'revised' later too.

2024 is gonna be an ugly year, especially if the fed does do rate cuts and those end up being pretty large cuts as well.

>>56673901
I would but I don't feel like installing a voice disguiser app again
The real tragedy here is my calls are fucked though

>>56673898
But some weird version of eubonics is the only way I can struggle with such an accent or infection to even pretend it rhymes though

>Tyson foods hacked by ransomware gang

dude what the fuck is with these cyber attacks lately? Even Mr Cooper and Clorox got hit with big ones recently...

>>56673915
2024 will be the easiest year in the history of the stock market. Literally all in bonds and TMF when the market starts to shit itself and easy +100% while everyone seethes about their 401ks

>>56673932
Poem anon tried to make rhyme
but he ran outta optshuns
now he's outta time
with his hot buns

>>56673915
Oh no not lower rates me so scared

>>56673868
In what accent

How the fuck do you people pronounce "Option"?
It's "op - shun"

>>56673973
Opt-tion

The fuck you get shun from you stupid faggot

>>56673973
Op shin

Sold my calls for a 150% profit

What's the next move bros, does this bull run have any more gas left?

>>56673973
Shuns and Buns rhyme

but Options and Buns do not rhyme

>>56673985
>opt-tion
can you record that

Dumb frogposters leave

every dip gets bought. imagine thinking we're going down after the last 2 weeks. 2-year cup & handle confirmed.

>>56674018
go back to plebbit

>>56674018
We doing it on purpose now

Fuck, maybe I also have a speech impediment too
To me, the "-tion" ending has sounded like "shun"
option -> op-shun
traction -> track-shun
compaction -> cum-pack-shun
consolidation -> cun-saw-lid-ay-shun
Anyway WTFWT it's going to dump into close isn't it... FUCK

>>56674018
no
also fuck bears

>>56674018
It's all we have

>>56674046
lol you talk like a hillbilly

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>>56674062
Sounds like Forrest Gump or an Australian

>>56674062
What the fuck, I'm not from the south or appalachia.
Does "option" sound like "op-shin" to you?
Should I rewrite the poem as:

to get more leverage
i bought some options
the market replied
by breaking my shins

how you feelin bobo?

Reminder that SIGA is just a stable XBI stock with a divvy, but you should go all in the moment a city reports more than 10 mpox cases a week.

And 99% of H5N1 reports will be meaningless clickbait. Watch for the 1% of times there's confirmed human-to-human transmission and go all in on SPY 300 puts.

This has been your /smg/ Pandemic and Gay Sex Update, sponsored by Direxion.

>>56674101
to get more leverage
i bought some options
the market replied
where is my shotgun

>>56674101
some words you can't rhyme just the last syllable alone. need to be something like...

to get more leverage
i bought some options
the market replied
by giving me popped shins

you see that sounds better even tho it doesn't make sense because you rhyme both syllables to make it work, other wise it doesn't sound right.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56674175
-0.01%
WHAT THE FUCK

>>56674175
a cool $50 profit

>>56674175
>Only +0.94% after daily inflation

The economy is doing great. Inflation is tamed. Stocks are rallying.

THANKS BIDEN!! <3

>>56674175
+1.57

>>56674175
Mildly higher ATH, +529% YTD

>>56674175
i've made 70 dollars this month!

>>56674175
Not a very wide range for today

>>56674175
Two more days like this and maybe I break even on SAVE.

>>56674175
im beginning to win. slow and steady.
feels good mang

So are we getting a new smg update this weekend or It's over before it started?

>>56674175
-0.33%

i only made $2k today what is this GARBAGE MARKET

>csco
kek baggie.

>>56674175
+0.22%

>>56674295
We're in a recession.

WTFWT after hours? Who's fucking with us?

Well I bought a spy call at close because imports in other countries are doing well. However all the other data could be contradictory so it looks like a premarket mess. Also who the fuck knows what will happen when Xi is in the mental illness capital of the world

There is literally no way tomorrow will be red.

>>56674331
Uh oh where is CSCO anon

>>56674356
we will see

>401k went up 2.5% today

i am 22 years old and my net worth has four digits. i want to start sinking money into an ETF. should i start asap or just save up for now, maybe wait and see if it goes down? i know its probably not that important in the long run

>>56674197
this but unironically
just bought another 30 ft tall skeleton from home depot, all on my credit card ofc

>>56674305
Undertakeranon!

>>56674349
You know looking at the futures they’re probably strategically positioning spy to be much lower in premarket so there will only be a moderate gap on good news that would otherwise send us higher

What do I buy tomorrow with 20k

>>56674420
Gold, in person.

>>56674388
If you can afford to lose it all buy SOXL and don't sell until SOXX dips below the 200 dma. This strategy only works if you post here 8 hrs a day but you'll have insane ten year results

>>56674388
The most lucrative, braindead approach that requires a smidge of discipline is to just deposit every dollar you can spare from every paycheck into UPRO and *never* check the balance. Buy and hold that for 20 years and you'll be home free.

No selling, no timing the market, no shopping around to other tickers, just UPRO. Nothing but UPRO.

>>56674388
All in SOXL, buy the top, this will be your first lesson in parking money like a pro.

>>56674295
>>56674175
Played LABU, ACHR, NAIL, DRN, CWEB this week

Took the last of my profits and dumped them into MARA calls again.

Buddy, check CSCO computer.
>>56674420
SOXS calls

>>56674331
JD beat, Tencent beat now only Alibaba left to follow in their footsteps. Chink bros we are gonna make it.

>>56674473
Holy shit nobody gives a fuck about a zombie company like CSCO. If you buy SOXS you are retard

>>56674468
>ACHR has warrants
Intradesting

>>56674482
Michael Burry themself is heavily invested in SOXS chud

>>56674456
ive heard of that one from HFEA or whatever its called. i am in europe so that probably doesnt apply to me, and i dont want to immediately start using leverage

>>56674456
Not sure if good or retarded advice

SPY will test $470 this week.

>>56674175
1.91% day
12% month


Capitalism is pretty cool sometimes. Check out this 3 in 1 weed pen. 9 grams for 60 dollars. Hell yeahhhbh. Niggers and Mexicans are literally priced out of selling anything but fentanyl now.

>>56674504
>>56674509
Well it's essentially buy and hold - the S&P 500 won't go to 0 or crash for multiple decades (if it does, the US has collapsed and we've got bigger problems than brokerage accounts). Which, if you backtest, has optimal gains between 2x and 3x leverage.

Again, you're betting on the West not collapsing and the ability to baghold a year or two or five when 80% down. That's the sort of advice I'd give myself 10 years ago in your position so take that for what you will.

Have you all noticed the crazy uptick in shill posts this week?
It's been crazy, probably the most shill / bot farm posting since right before Gaza attacks

so much bullish false consensus bots working quadruple overtime
no, I am not buying your long dated bonds shills
sorry, just not going to

>>56674473
SOXS looks good, thank you very much

>>56673949
the unemployed tech workers need to survive until QE begins again

>>56674388
Put it all into 28 delta 0DTE or 1DTE QQQ puts

Went to great clips today, 3 workers, 14 people in line behind me, no one wants to work anymore. Is this Powell's fault? I think he needs to cut rates.

>>56674388
Shit is hella overpriced now lil zoomie I'll give you honest advice just to park and build money in TLT right now and get used to watching charts and shit if you want to actively trade. Everyone else here will tell you to lose all your money on 100x leverage options

>>56674592
Physical TMV shares do seem like a good buy here.

>>56674635
Turns out culture, national morale, demographics, and genetics impact workforces. Who knew?!

>>56674530
elaborate

>>56674675
Elliot was suggests another uptrend before we go back down at all

>>56674488
EVTOL sector been hyped up for a couple months now. BLDE is even crazier after earnings showed profitability (up 65% since last week).

Lotta nasdaq trash been pumping now so breadth is expanding out of the magnificent 7.
>see MSOS, TLRY, ATOM, LAZR, FTCH

>>56674509
Upro 3x can literally -100% in a recession. 3x is too much leverage to permahold. There are papers from math nerds I used to have links for but I dunno just trust me bro. Besides almost none of you would have the nuts to hold a portfolio to -80% bags like 2scoops did and "just eca bro"

QLD 2x portfolio would outperform and is safer

>>56674388
start asap so you get used to the up and downs. will be less painful than saving up and buying and then having to stomach it with no experience

>>56674693
just run the soxl train on it literally just lay off the meth and set a stop loss caroline

Poem anon failed
He gave me no banger
I will post a frog
To express my anger

>>56674635
Nigger you can literally reserve a time online for great clips and show up and be first in line. Are you fucking retarded?

>>56674684
What about Aroon and moon phases, what does that say?

>>56673766
>an attorney said he stopped litigating property disputes because he was able to charge to much for litigating property disputes
Idk anon you might have just talked to a fucking retard unless he was afraid to say “I’d rather drive my head into a wall than deal with 2 bit partnerships arguing over $200 grand”

>>56674712

>>56674175
Down 4,5K on futes but holding.
Day margin is already at 80%
If tomorrow is red again this account is blown.

>>56674551
What brand is that? I've tried a bunch of different ones, and all of them except for Dazed either leak, get really harsh when low, burn when low, or a combination of those issues. That's a great price per gram, it's around $10 for most stuff I've seen.

>>56674707
Unless you think there is an immediate catalyst that is going to rip (then might as well just get options anyways) then 2x mathematically outperforms 3x long-term

>>56674745
Ouch

>>56674693
>Upro 3x can literally -100% in a recession.
We're not talking about BOIL here. Circuit breakers kick in at -20% on the day (and if you have multiple ones chained in a row, see what I said earlier about having bigger problems than brokerage accounts during the apocalypse).

And they wouldn't delist any more than SPY would in a drawdown. Too many AUM dollars to collect fees on.

>>56674752
Cactus. I dunno never tried this specific one. I've never had problems with carts leaking and if they are hitting harsh near the end I just toss them.

>>56674693
>Upro 3x can literally -100% in a recession
I don't believe you

>>56674175
1.2% time to celebrate
https://vimeo.com/groups/447533/videos/44561183

>>56674567
Lmk what daily resetting leverage would look like from 1960-1980

>>56674740
He might have been underthinking the situation since ideally I want to go through with the deal. But yeah you're probably right that breaking the deal I can sue for equity loss most likely. Still waiting on another law firm to examine the case. Basically it breaks down to this
>Sellers did not file a list of heirs so their "ownership of property" cannot be ascertained legally to clear title
>I own the property so I cant buy the property if I own it
>But I could dispose of my ownership and buy it if sellers allow me to
>There are 8 sellers listed and as far as I know have to sign every document
>I have not signed a termination or release agreement yet

>Suddenly everyone decided that Cisco matters THE MOST
Lol earnings are so fucking stupid

Poem anon is a glow nigger who wants you to do deleverage. We’re so back bros

>>56674781
>>56674795

Did you guys not see what the choploss did to SOXL in less than one year? Imagine two or three years of sideways and down

>Imb4 that could never happen derrrr derppp derrr

>>56674801
The analogy you want here is 1973-1993, since that's about where we are.

>>56674803
Damn, I remember you from months ago or maybe last year dealing with this shit. I see it's gone nowhere. What a clusterfuck

THIS is the top
>>56674752
I like dry media vaporizers for the dude weed.

>>56674758
It is DAILY leverage. You aren’t buying $200 with $100 and automatically making a 100% return if the share price goes to $300. This is the first page in the prospectus

>>56674803
This sounds like a total clusterfuck.
t. currently dealing with a property dispute as well, but not that bad.

>>56674758
we're not having this argument again you guys lose everytime

> blown off top

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

>>56674827
And any TQQQ shares bought in 2000 would eat shit for the next several years. Again, S&P 500 DCA, over the average starting investor's timeframe (10 years minimum).

Boutique meme bets like SOXL (crypto and AI) or NRGU (Oil Embargo 2.0) are not something you marry for 10 or 20 years.

>>56674877
>semiconductors are memes
lol.

>>56674874
Bobos have to pretend they're calm and calculated to keep their fragile egos intact, mumus are free to be joyful and euphoric because they're confident

>>56674890
They are when the next decade of global caped is already priced into them :^(

>>56674877
where tf is my oil embargo?

>>56674890
Routers in 2000 were not memes. You probably used a router today. Multiple ones even!

And yet CSCO shares...

>>56674852
Can you fucking midwit tourists stop trying to explain fucking SOXL to me. I was here before you and I'll be here after SOXL liquidated you when Nvidia bubble pops or whatever. People infinitely smarter than anyone in this fucking thread have does insane amount of math to prove that 2x leverage outperforms for buy and hold

Sick my dick basically

>>56674874
I like that confident gleam in that bobos eyes

>>56674877
I’m all in c3.ai and then I’ll dca into soxl at after January dip. Full port by June. Ride until October.

Looks like perma mumoids with nonstop bickering about bears literally disappeared . Actual dumb fucks. There is no better top signal thant these faggots especially lum faggot and the glowie one

>>56674905
ikr? Fuckin hajjis. Zero follow through.

>>56674902
>unironically thinks the next 10 years of semiconductor growth is already priced in
lmfao.
>>56674904
i'm just going to assume this is a troll post
because if it isn't, holy fuck lmao.

>>56674906
>listen guy, this GENIUS did a hypothetical backtest of a portfolio starting in 1927 that had access to 0% permanent leverage and 3x outperformed 2x and vanilla
>I bet you feel reaaaaaaaaal stupid now don’t you

>>56674567
all right ill look into LETFs but i remember hearing theyre worse in europe
>>56674638
>Shit is hella overpriced now lil zoomie
i thought the same but what do i know.
>TLT
if i want a steady but low APR can't i just go to my bank? interest should be okay again right?

Brandon gonna give us an update on his little pow wow with Emperor Xi in a couple of hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6fk_Su_Myk

also BABA earnings tomorrow morning.

>>56674904
>>56674482
>>56674473
CSCO is a trash pajeet infested company. ANET is led by a pajeeta and their eating CSCO's lunch---shows how bad CSCO is at this game (also see AAOI as a leading indicator of demand)

>>56674745

Everything gonna see alright, don't commit suicide.

>>56674933
If 4 year out NVDA estimates are accurate you’re looking at a 14% CAGR and the estimates are very rosy to say the least. Idk about legacy semis

>>56674935
John Bogle told me to 2x or 3x the market

>>56674953
yeah my mistake completely forgot NVDA is the entire semiconductor market.

>>56674934
Robinhood pays 5% on univested cash. TLT would yield higher and the underlying should increase going forward.

Physical banks are unironically blockbuster tier useless nowadays.

>>56674934
>all right ill look into LETFs but i remember hearing theyre worse in europe
I think you guys lean more towards CFDs, and you don't have the SEC capping you at 3x leverage. That said, absolutely do not load up on 4x or 10x SPY trying to take a shortcut. 2-3x is the sweet spot (depending on the index and starting year).

>>56674976
Fuck CFDs
Do turbos if you’re in Europe

>>56674949
>CSCO is a trash pajeet infested company.
Well sure, but it was NVDA-tier king shit back in 2000. They were the ultimate picks-and-shovels play for the dot come era. Them and Juniper Networks.

Now open their 25 year charts...

>>56674827
I've been holding SOXL since this time last year and I'm up 100% what are you talkin bout

>>56674976
Graph confirms that 2x outperforms. Basically I want an apology from everyone in this thread

>>56674934
Europe has crazy as fuck like 4x and 5x leverage etfs that will definitely fucking liquidate if anything happens. American markets don't even offer them

>>56674998
Did you ever go from 0 to 1?

I've done it a couple times

>>56674976
Wouldn't you rather go 10x on DOGE or one of those unheard of 1000's of crypto currencies through some weird metatrader crypto currency swapper sketchy app and then covert your money through three stages of various hit coin trades to try to cash out your gains bro?

>>56674976
I feel forced to point out that 12 and 14% are terrible returns for that type of volatility and risk. This is the problem with America. Everyone is Pangloss and if you say anything realistic you get shouted down

>>56674827
It's exponential though, can't go to zero

>>56675011
>Graph confirms that 2x outperforms. Basically I want an apology from everyone in this thread
Yeah, most indices most of the time. But you want to stroll your eyes up to the top left graph, champ.

>>56675024
And this is obviously ignoring counterparty risk which is NEVER discussed by these Bogletards

>>56674331
hey anon, how can I get these weekly without paying?

>>56674990
yeah I remember that time. Knew ppl that worked there. They moved onto companies like ANET and MRVL.

CSCO even had their own "Zoom" before ZM called WebEx. Overcharged and underdelivered trash even though they should have ruled that space with their dominance in VoIP.

If you want to gauge the markets now you need to remove trash like CSCO. Might as well be in IBM since that old dog might get a turnaround faster than CSCO.

>>56674998
You faggots could have just bought meta instead. Does anyone remember when I was shilling META leaps last October? I sold them for like 300% and they are probably up 20,000% right now. I'm so pissed

>>56675020
Sure, but that takes a little more effort and knowledge than just standing next to the money printer.

>>56674767
Let's hope that Micky D cap looks good on me.

>>56674951
Thanks. I'll do my best.

>>56674827
Just do double diagonal butterfly ratio spreads to scalp your own chop for free bro

>>56675024
>>56675038
Anon, if ProShares exit scams like FTX we've got bigger problems.

>>56674976
Also you want to link me to that study so I can see where they factored in 40% borrowing cost in 1980?

Tomorrow we gap up.

>>56675076
Lmao delusional.

>>56675076
Digit say nope

>>56675071
It’s not “exit scamming” it’s central banks saying “ok UBS we aren’t going to let you take up 10 billion of your sketchy balance sheet selling swaps to degen gamblers” and then the fund has to unwind which would move and scare the market

I thought $1000 in three days was a good play but if I had just bought the fucking leaps and held them man... I have been so fucking right so many times (DKNG) but I never pull my nuts out and really put them on the table with 100% conviction

>>56675074
Anon, we don't have the Federal debt load that makes 40% borrowing costs possible.

>>56674846
>>56674862
My brother and sister still own the property and as far I know just not sign the release agreement which would invalidate it while simultaneously not leaving me open to any legal disputes. I dunno, if a laywer won't take it up on ligtigation i'll probably still have them build me a defensive wall that I can use in partition action.

>>56675043
Just follow their twitter account, they publish them every Friday or Saturday

>>56675102
Good, because the one time you do, a certain group of people will throw a wrench in your plans and fuck you no matter how many smaller bets you were right on

>>56675126
>3x leverage
>200% of the portfolio must be borrowed
>junk debt during the junk bond crash yielding 20%
I’ll let you piece it together

>>56674874
yeah i noticed

>>56675096
If the ghost of Volcker possessed every central banker on the planet, yes, that might be a possibility. But I will remind you that earlier this year they moved heaven and earth after a couple gay California banks went under.

The underlying degen gambler business is so profitable that even if a place went full-Lehman, the assets would be sold off over the weekend.

SOXL is a good company with a good CEO. he won't exit scam us.

>>56675161
I heard he's going to merge with hated rival SOXS.

>>56675138
Yeah I stay disciplined for this reason and it's why I withdraw money from my brokerage now when I get on a hot streak

I just like to remind people that I shilled META in Nov 2022 at the absolute fucking bottom almost within the exact day at like sub $100 and /smg/ still told me I was a retarded nigger

I shilled PBR within pennies of the bottom at a cost average premarket that doesn't even show up on the charts and /smg/ told me I was retarded

So many plays I've given you ungrateful faggots and all anyone here talks about is reddit lemming normie shit like qqq

>>56675161
Ol Dave was a good drinking buddy awhile back. Hadn't seen much of him lately, but yes he's a good dude

WHY WON'T EVERYTHING CRASH SO I CAN BUY BACK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Man, I miss buying soxl weeklies, felt so good for so long... Then it went down. Is it time to buy David's company again?

>>56675161
I just worried that his bad habits will be in the press someday

>>56675217
You also need to worry about what he lets his wife and children do using company resources. Absolutely disgraceful

>>56675171
Yea, some people just don't want the risk of single stocks, and sometimes it's hard to tell who ends up being right from some18 year old tranny drunk talking bs with hundreds of contradictory shilling going on non stop

Guys I solved the stock market, I've developed a strategy to make sure that you can gain money no matter WHAT the situation is. It's not even that hard, all you have to do is inve

>>56675207
too late for that

>>56675234
Meta was at like a p/e of 7 of some shit and 100% of /smg/ was "hurrrrdurrrr company go to zero because kids get raped in metaverse by trannies durrrhirtrdurrrrrerrrrr pdffftttt"

That's what I imagine you guys sound like when I respond to your posts

>>56675245
HELLO FELLO CITIZENS. THIS POST WAS A JEST. THERE IS NO METHOD TO GUARANTEE RETURNS IN ALL SCENARIOS. I SUGGEST THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS POST. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.

>>56675245
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The glowies got to him... fuck!

>>56675152
Yeah that's probably Michael Burry

>>56675286
tfw outpreformed THE Dr. Michael J Burry from the big short just by buying SOXL calls on monday.

>>56675279
I mean, you don't really take the prospect of the buck breaking seriously right? You saying the money market isn't safe?

>>56675245
>>56675279
Fucking feds

Anyone familiar with forex options? Best broker? Might trade with my brother for fun since we’re both home in the evening.

>>56675349
I've only met one person that traded forex and it was a black zoomer that couldn't pass the asvab to get into the military. I am not joking.

What fucking edge does anyone ever think they have in currency exchange. You might as well go buy lottery tickets dude

>>56675378
why do you type like

this?

Literally why would tomorrow be red?

>>56675381
They are called paragraphs and you use them to separate different thoughts.

Nigger

>>56675378
The edge for a normal person if you’re not being retarded is that you can instantly initiate a full position without moving the market and there is low volatility if you aren’t being retarded. It’s not much different than buying or selling bonds if you stay within G10

>>56675378
What about futures? Just wondering. Don’t have to get all niggerish.

>>56674175
my oil bear postion is up 2k
my ●■•□•□●◇ put is down -60% as of close

>>56675409
go back to plebbit.

>>56675102
itt 5 figure account babbys giving financial """advice"""

>>56675245
I'm not sure what you were going to say but it can't be better than my method to achieve such gains as pic related, all you have to do is buy l

I can assure you I am not late to the party by buying calls today. SPY just signaled it’s going to $475 EOM

>tfw never visited or killed by feds
I’m never gonna make it
I’m not even on their radar

>>56675536
>>56675536
>>56675536
>>56675536


Yes yes yes!! buy more calls buy up all the calls so we can finally have a pullback!!! hahaha YEA YEAHH YEAHH!!!

>>56675574
There isn’t gonna be a meaningful pullback until 500 you fucking retard.

>>56675601
YES YES YES!!! BUY BUY BUY THE CALLS!! muahahahahahahahah!!

JUST BUY IT BUY IT BUY ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

>>56675245
Is it covered calls? Everyone knows that one faggot

>>56675245
..st in 0-3 month treasury bills

There will be no pullback until Tuesday before thanksgiving day.

WTFWT

got shadowbanned again bros

I forgot sex existed. I remembered. Now I am ANGRY.

>>56675440
A lot of normie shit trades 24h nowadays on Robinhood. I usually hold things for a couple weeks so it seems pretty irrelevant

>>56675479
Lemming. Not one original idea your entire life. Just repeat what you hear others say and add absolutely nothing to the discussion. Many such cases.

>>56675696
Turkey Rally

>>56675720
oh yeah, nvda earnings after close.

>>56675714
not really. you know what im talking about yet you still chose to do that. and i bet you are a redditor anyway. calling me a lemming, stop projecting.

>>56675509
>Having more money means you are more correct about things even if you are wrong
>Having less money means you are wrong even if you are right

This is how Zion Don got elected. People are so fucking stupid. Show me one fucking decent play you have ever made faggot other than DCA bags or index funds

>futures already gapping up

haha get fucked bobo

>>56675738
>Projecting
>Red flags
>It's a vibe

You talk like a redditor you fucking tranny. I hope in the future you can challenge people to physical combat via the Internet and I can literally fight faggots like you

Another day. Of working for 8hrs getting paid to do "nothing" Someone yanked the fire alarm by accident so we got a nice afternoon break. https://seekingalpha.com/article/4651999-spirit-jetblue-merger-is-still-on

>banks are already cutting interest rates for their HYSAs
oh fuck the next bullrun is really happening

>COST

>>56675457
>●■•□•□●◇
Dis nigga getting rekt on stocks from Alpha Centauri lmaooo

>>56673746
>>56673996
>>56674140
>>56674197
Poland isn't a real country.

>>56674580
>>56674592
It's literally the Polish government trying to get Biden elected so that they can get more free gibs.

Yeah
I'm thinking we're back

>>56675933

>>56675888
>TFW you'll never live on Proxima Centauri b.
Checked...

>>56675954
>mfw all the hot chicks are all on one planet only and I'm on that planet too

>>56675789
you literally type like a redditor.

>>56676053
I guess you're a glass half full kinda guy...

Y'all ready for Brandon's briefing on his meeting with Winnie da Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6fk_Su_Myk

What it looks like to trade spy calls

Umm bros I bought CSCO and PANW before earnings
I think I fucked up

>>56676182
no

>>56676210
If only you just accumulated MARA calls this week before the classic buttcoin pump into halvening.

>>56676265
prepare thy bussy

>>56676199
Now go all in again and lose it all. That's the /smg way. Make us proud

>>56676280
It’s too late to buy Mara

>>56676210
How much of your portfolio?

>>56676199
Congrats anon

Me: hello, yea all of it on tesla
Hot female broker i bone: sir the P/E.. and he is a big meany… its over priced
Me: good now 10X leverage the shit out of me. All in on tesla!
Hot female broker i bone: we can’t continue, you will lose your money. We cant bone anymore!
Me: idc this is the age of ethical investing slut
Hot female broker i bone: Your such a man! Not like those small dick pajeet men of my family! Breed me!
Me: No- only fucking you
Hot female broker i bone: Yes sir, anything, i love your big greek cock!
Me: Go make me a ham mayo on white bread sandwich bitch. Im gunna fuck the curry out of you

>>56676303
NGMI

>>56673715
>Doggy Broker Edition
>Not doggy dog world edition

Never make a general again.

>>56675457
>>56675888

>>56676315
Folio is $11.7k
CSCO 50 shares
PANW 10 shares

>>56675888
Digits, good post

>>56676352
You gotta lay off the Andre Tate a bit man. Shit sounds kinda corny. I'll also never understand wanting to eat before or during sex.. I guess it's a fatfuck thing

>>56676378
>point and figure charting a crypto currency
Do you call Kraken to put your orders in?

>>56676389
Yeah, that's gonna sting like 4% in the morning. Best I can say is don't size a position at 25% (and hold it over earnings) unless you've got a damn good handle on it. Throwing a couple protective puts on your big dogs when those sort of events come up can also help.

As copium/a bonus learning experience, I recommend reading their earnings releases (EarningsWhisper is actually good at this) and listening to the calls/webcasts (usually linked on their investor relations page). Could be in a day or two, analysts realize things aren't actually that bad and the stocks end up +10% instead.

>>56676445
old techniques work on anything my dude. use that pattern recognition monkey brain of yours...

>>56676461
If I just wanna trade three things and focus mostly on them, what are three good things for me to trade?

>>56676499
I guess if you want to be a pro trader then get good at /ES futures. Realized gains: 60% are treated long term and 40% are short term no matter how long you hold them. Also no wash sale annoyance.

After that you can try trading other kinds of futures (bitcoin, gold, silver, oil, etc.)

Reminder to buy 2024 SPY 550C

invested in nvda and tsmc, looking to spread my portfolio. what to invest in? will dunk like 50k.

>>56676538
If you're invested in NVDA, why not NVDL? If you're invested in NVDA and TSMC, why not SOXL?

>>56676538
Well I'm waiting to jump back into ACHR and PLTR after I sold these couple days of pumps.

>>56676559
>NVDL
.... guh. Just get leaps then.

>>56676538
UPRO calls

Every night when I'm alone and feeling lonely, I think about this song and think about scoopsies... Everyone has their preference, and my preference is black twinks that generally weigh about 100lbs and are addicted to amphetamines. For all of you anons out there, what is your preference?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-4JHeMS4w&si=0XMcV2o-ZoeP9L74

Who is the dumbest, most stupidest, most retardedest nigger faggot in all of /smg/ history?

>>56676576
me

>>56676559
because i am an idiot who is still learning. can only make hypotheses on tech stocks, because i know tech that's it.

>>56676564
PLTR is a great idea, added to watchlist. thanks.

>>56676566
fuck anything leveraged, not gonna degen in stocks that's why crypto exists

>>56676576
CLF tranny takes the cake, I think. Scoopsies at least has a chance of recovery with his TQQQ bags, and a decent income.

Bros should I sell NASDAQ 100 index to cut my losses or hodl?

>>56676576
too many to count. Mr. Fathands got me some nice plays this week when I inversed his calls to short ARKK, DIS, DNA

>>56676599
Everyone's paranoid after these massive gaps up, but if we roll over it probably won't be until some complacency sets in. This crazy price action is also how the market recovers from bottoms some time, so it's not a sure thing.

Personally I'd join Team Bobo the second QQQ breaks 383.50, maybe Friday or Monday.

>>56676599
yeah you should sell the Nasdump-100 and invest in the Shit&Piss 007

>>56676609
>Meanwhile NVAX, LMT, and nat gas have crabbed. Oil's dumped.
Guys, I think Rocker's magic touch might be weakening.

>>56675888
checked

>>56676599
Cut it

>>56676622
doubt anything can happen until we get NVDA results next week.

If there's a dip because of monthly OpEx expiring on friday then that might just be another bear trap for a gigapump on a so-so NVDA print.

>>56676626
i'm a leaf, my choices are limited, conversion rate rapes me

>>56675457
>my oil bear postion is up 2k

Oil will continue to go down. As I mentioned back on monday: I expected very much this week for oil to "correct", and continue its downward momentum.

>>56674175
I made 500€ today

>>56676657
>a leaf
my condolences... well at least you have a spot Bitcoin ETF.

>be me
>nightly incel walk
>get mired
stocks to gamble on for this feel?

>>56676699
BOTY

>>56676352
>BGC posting outside of /pol/
KEK
Legend

>>56676699
OXY is the peak incel stock. nothing but blue balls if you don't sell when it hits resistance

>>56676633
his sister is cucking him can't be helping him right now

>>56676458

I bought HOOD after it tanked 15% after earnings and sold it within a week for +10% lol

>>56676746
Literally everyone will kneel when I get portfolio adjusted appropriately. Best stay in your lane chud.

>>56676746
I could save her

>>56676750
Nice. Often you see a rebound from shorts covering & scared sideline money going "ok, there's going to be no more bad news at this point".

Of course other times earnings calls are announcements that the company has AIDS. So you gotta be judicious.

>>56676622
What's $383.50?

whens this conference supposed to start?

>>56676816
Near the opening gap up from Tuesday and reasonably below the last couple lows established since then. (I'm just eyeballing it, not actively trading the Q's.)

>>56676735
i like hitting things when i have blue balls
whats the resistance on OXY like these days

>>56676773
With you amazing picks I'm definitely staying in my lane!

>>56676773
captain save-a-ho!

>>56676834
CSCO: https://investor.cisco.com/events/event-details/2023/Cisco-Q1FY24-Earnings-Conference-Call-2023-XObJbQR1zO/default.aspx

PANW: https://investors.paloaltonetworks.com/events/event-details/q1-fy2024-palo-alto-networks-inc-earnings-call

>>56676772
rocker you know what causes hysteria in women right? you need to give your sister an orgasm no wonder she cant think straight

>>56676848
Nah meant the biden one

>>56676834
Brandon is always late.

>>56676860
where's the sisterf*cker poster when you need him?

>>56676866
>>56676866
>>56676866

>>56676846
Good to see Ben "Zyklon" Garrison making relevant comics about kosher delis.

>>56676863
Oh, gotcha. I'm sorry you had to find out this way but Joseph Robinette Biden passed away this afternoon shortly after meeting with Chinese Premiere Xi Jinping. He is survived by his wife and a crack smoking son. He was 80 years young.

>>56676886
>kamal harris is president now

>>56676844
For the last year it has dumped every time it hits $65-$67 a share
Bottom is $56 as long as Buffet still supports it there.