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I only have $21,000 to my name

>> No.56665317
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>>56665274
I have 7k in my checkings and 25k in crypto.

>> No.56665327

did you earn it yourself?

>> No.56665349

>>56665274
time to lose it all buying memecoins!

>> No.56665551

>>56665327
I did earn it all myself
>>56665349
i will never buy a single shitty coin shilled here

>> No.56667674

>>56665551
ngmi

>> No.56667679

>>56665274
Get a loan.
>>56667096

>> No.56667828

>>56665317

Should be the other way around anon

>> No.56667853

>>56667828
Imagine not using 32k on margin to borrow 300k in BTC and using that to borrow 3.2mm in USDT and using that to buy shares on margin at your local bank to live off the dividends.

>> No.56667861

>>56667853
wtf is that possible?

>> No.56667875

>>56667861
Its called a flash loan. You can get one without providing colleteral if you cross the $10mm mark.

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>> No.56668291

>>56665274
I have 42k in cash
And 40k in student debt. :(

>> No.56668296

>>56668291
Do this: >>56667853

>> No.56668308

>>56665274
I have 30k, youll be fine friend.

>> No.56668313

I only have 2m kas in my kaspa wallet…

>> No.56668326

>>56668296
Done

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>>56665274
good for you, i only got 500$
i am eastern european

>> No.56668545
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I have a billion jillion dollars

>its over bros

>> No.56668620
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>>56665274
I got about $189.
Can't take it with you, ya know? I got food in the fridge, an awesome gf who helps me tie up and fuck other girls with her, good friends and my bills are paid.
IDGAF
>t. my life savings are invested in GME and BBBY so... WAGMI I guess, or not, I'm done caring.

>> No.56668630

>>56668620
>>56668620
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feels so ggggoooooodddd

>> No.56668640

>>56668630
I'm already dead, so fuck the world I'm having more fun than anyone I know

>> No.56668642

>>56667853
>price dips
>have to liquidate

>> No.56668650

>>56668642
Liquidate what?

>> No.56668908

>>56665274
Them you're rich son, I got half of that I'm so investing in crypto, look at the multiples the likes of Azero, INJ, SOL, and lots of others are doing, including the recently launched FGC of Federalgoldcoin, the one is super undervalued and low-capped.

>> No.56669190

>>56668650
your shares obviously

>> No.56669537

>>56669190
But they are not underwater. The underlying loan is. And that is in unsecured crypto.

>> No.56669621

>>56669537
go abuse your money glitch bro :^) in fact why stop at 3.2m USDT? just do 10000x

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>>56669621
How about $120mm every two days?

>> No.56669755

>>56669658
that's like saying I can do the chicanery the biggest bank in the world does

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>>56669755
Everybody does it. Why are you missing out?

>> No.56669846

>>56665274
Good job thats a lot more in savings then the average american

>> No.56669901

>>56668640
I can't imagine anyone having "more fun than anyone I know" posting on 4chan, particularly /biz/. Also being on /biz/ while posting about being happy with no money. Why are you here then? Imma call cope on this one.
Also I'm not sure about that thing you and your gf do. I sometimes joke with my girlfriend that we should get a third party involved every once in a while but I'm pretty sure it would get miserable in the long term and destroy our relationship but idk, never tried.

>> No.56669997

Enough to make it next bull if you aren't stupid and risk averse

>> No.56670006

>>56665274
Hi poorfag! My pet lizard can’t even live off 21000. Try getting a real job and stop sucking so much dick!