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>got piss mogged at the office urinal again

I think I finally slipped to the bottom rank of the pack. Got interrupted mid sentence a few times last meeting. How do I fix this?

>> No.56667314

Practice at home
>drink a liter of water as fast as you can
>don't piss when you feel like you need to
>hold it until tears are coming out of your eyes and you are shaking
>finally release and feel better than cooming
>this stretches the bladder and primes you for bigger pics capacity
Also don't drink coffee

>> No.56667330

>>56667314
>don't drink coffee

Why?

>> No.56667341
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56667341

>>56667287
Accept yourself anon

>> No.56667350

>>56667330
makes you feel like pissing alot and thus defeats purpose of practicing stretching the bladder.. though i don't recommend fp's advice

>> No.56667351

>>56667330
Caffeine stimulates you to pee more often even if it's less piss

>> No.56667367

>>56667314
Hey do you know how to not get shy pee? Can't pee if someone's next to me

>> No.56667372

>>56667367
Have a big penis

>> No.56667399

>>56667372
Retard

>> No.56667407

>>56667399
besides having a fuller bladder, no idea.. I use public restrooms like 3 times a year

>> No.56667480

>>56667372
i have a large penis and still get piss shy, the fear stems from being afraid of mogging the poor faggot next to me thus mogging myself in the process

>> No.56667979

>>56667287
Stop going into the office. Work from home

>> No.56667995
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56667995

>>56667287
>>56667314
>>56667330
>>56667341
>>56667350
>>56667351
>>56667367
>>56667372
>>56667399
>>56667407
>>56667480
>>56667979

>Walk into urinal
>Try to piss
>Just as my stream is about to start someone else walks in
>Suddenly can no longer pee anymore
>pretend to be peeing and 'shake' it dry few times
>wash hands and walk outside
>need to pee for the rest of the morning

>> No.56668366

>>56667367
Squeeze abs tight and inhale. Hold then exhale quickly while relaxing abs. Allow stream to proceed. It's due to tension from stress.

>> No.56668475

>>56667399
oh no no no no xD

>> No.56668587
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>>56667995
I've had this problem my whole life. The only way to solve it is by singing Rocketman by Elton John. I'm not joking, it works for me almost every time (one time it didnt work and i just looked crazy)
Sometimes betas decide to leave when they see someone singing at the urinal; often they'll choose a cubicle instead. I'm not sure what it is about that song, other songs don't work. You have to really sing it, like from the gut. Hope this works for you fellow shypiss bro.

>> No.56668909

>>56668587
Somehow I would think Huey Lewis & The News’ “Heart of Rock & Roll” would be a better song for this, especially if you sing it WITH A LOTTA STYLE

THAT SAME OLD BACK BEAT & RHYTHM

REALLY REALLY DRIVES EM WILD