/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56664418
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Power to the individual bakers.

>GameStop Info Summary
Complete corporate revamp / shift into e-commerce by CEO Ryan Cohen
New executive specialists (e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain, supply chain operations...)
Debt free and cash flow positive
More than $1 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand
More than $1 billion in inventory
~$100 million allocated to shares buyback
NFT marketplace beta launched
Gaming plateforme in the pipeline

>GameStop, NFT Sites
https://www.gamestop.com
https://nft.gamestop.com

>DRS & BOOK your shares to ensure you're not rugpulled
>DRS Guide:
https://www.drsgme.org/how-to-register-shares
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka
>Avoid DSPP:
https://www.drsgme.org/terminating-from-directstock
https://www.sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

>DRS & Computershare shares according to (((Cede & Co)))
10/30/2021 - 20.8M
04/30/2022 - 50.8M
07/30/2022 - 71.3M
06/01/2023 - 76.6M
06/20/2023 - Mainstar rugpull: 1,270,566 shares unDRS'ed
08/31/2023 - 75,4M

>Investor 10-K annual report, 10-Q earnings & 8-K
https://investor.gamestop.com
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html

>DRS Percentage
25% total held direct registered by Individuals
18% total held by Insiders
11% Institutions
11% Mutual Funds
10% ETFs
= 27% Left to lock
https://www.computershared.net

>RRP falling from the ledge like hedgies.
09/29/2023 - $1,557B / 108P = $14.417M/P
10/10/2023 - $1,222B / 98 P = $12.469M/P
10/13/2023 - $1,152B / 98 P = $11.755M/P
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>Unfuddable.
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares.
'MOASS' is a matter of time.

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

>BBBY nonsens is finally over
Total hedgies death

Buckle Up
>WAGMI

You haven't seen me...right?

No nafo toothless trannies?
Blessed bake, thank you OP!

Interesting how quiet it is in here. Seems like all the hedgies are still in the last fake bake. Coincidence?

>239 posts

>241
kys

>>56664598
>>56664601
Here come the trash trannies

>>56664598
>>56664601
Hedgies seething that their fake bake is being abandoned

>>56664418
Financial Terrorist Kenneth Griffin and his cohorts are losing. He's seen on TV talking about how the SEC is affecting his business when the SEC is trying to bring transparency and fairness to the markets. Shills are trying to commit some sort of weak anti-DRS psy-op in the sub. Crap posts are being upvoted when there's minor activity on the sub.

Meanwhile, as an individual household investor, I know that the price of GME is being suppressed. I know that the company fundamentals remain strong, and as we get into the holidays many people are going to be buying gifts from Gamestop for their family, friends, and loved ones. Everything from consoles to games to nerdy paraphernalia to make the holidays something special. Gift cards, Pokemon plushies, even anime figures, all available from the company that I've invested thousands of dollars into. I'm confident in my investment, so much so that I've DRS'd my shares in my name so that a broker cannot lend them out, especially as they become more and more desperate to turn the situation around.

As ever, I'm impressed by so many comments given to the SEC. This is the loudest that household investors have been in over a decade when it comes to financial fairness and transparency in the markets, and it brings a tear to my eye. I may be too smooth-brained to understand it all, but I know that progress is being made.

I know that this isn't going to be done overnight, that I've been involved for years already, but it's so easy to hodl that I don't really care. You can't celler box a company that's profitable, that has little to no debt, that's being driven by a passionate CEO with experience in competing against the biggest names in the retail world, and that has over a billion dollars in cash waiting for the right investment and opportunity.

It's a good time to be alive.

>>56664703
LMAO if you think about it, most shills are well aware of the fuckery and that the thesis is correct. WE must thank kenny cause hes really actually buying gme without his consent.

BE A SHIl, get paid to shit talk on the internet for x amount of hours which is really just free entertainment for the comfy cozy

clock out and use the pay to go buy gme cause why the fuck not? its literally that free.

Rinse repeat until moass, sell one share at 72k

gg easy get played kenny

>>56664418
Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

>>56664758
GME is literally crash proof. It is debt free and not some massive conglomerate the banks used as a cum dumster by leveraging it up for additional profits. If RC is successful he'll build his company and won't be mismanaging the balance sheet as a cash cow for bankers.
I honestly think RC's style of promoting work and not liking overpaid executives means he could be one of those businessmen that lead you to prosperity.
It's the "blue chip" stocks with massive debts and massive market caps that look like balloons ready to be popped.

The most bullish thing for me?

Ken Griffin building a billion dollar mansion in Florida. Why tf else would you move to swamp lands when you're used to the windy City.

>>56664557
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>>56664601
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>>56664878
Sneed hedgies

>>56664929
I agree Sneed hedgecucks

Shares: DRS'd
Bank Account: Empty
Credit Card: Maxed
Other Sellable Things: Sold
Brain: Smooth
Hands: Diamond
Hold?: Hodl
Stop Loss: Off
Options: Too Retarded
The Big Short: Great Film
Underwear: Full Of Holes
Phone Screen: Still Cracked
Dinner: Cheap
WinZip: Free Trial
Friends: Annoyed
Family: Worried
Wife: Asking Too Many Questions
Memes: On Stand-By
Wee Wee: llamS
Ticker: Mesmerizing
DD: Solid
TLDR: Essential
Technical Analysis: Bullish
Distractions: Do I Seem Fucking Distracted?
Shills: Ignored
Shorts: Never Closed
Ken Griffin: Guilty
Steve Cohen: Ugly and Guilty
Susquehanna Guy: Can Suck My Dick
Citadel: Unhireable
Computershare: Upvoted
Alarm: 9:29 am EST
Hype: Every Day
Feelings: Ready To Be Hurt
Mind: Zen
Plums: Tickled
Tits: Jacked
Mom: Called
Belt: Buckled
Body: Ready
Float: Ours
MOASS: Inevitable
Hedgies: R Fuk
Paperhands: Bitches
Ryan: Cohen
741: GMERICA
NFTs: The Way
Dividend: Please
Power: To The Players
Gamestop: Won't Stop
Sell Button: What's Sell?
GME: To The Moon
Floor: Infinity Has No Floor
Brick: By Brick
Value: Fucking Deep
Financial Advice: Nope

Ugh

>>56665017
He’s just so exhausting sometimes

This is the first time he’s brought up GME in over a year and out of nowhere. And of course he shills for Tesla

When Ryan asked who the piñata for the inflation would be, I didn't know he was talking about me

We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this. They weren't going to do this months ago because that would've gave us plenty of time to get loud and throw a wrench in it. They have undoubtedly been planning this for well over a year. They did this last minute knowing they were going under in the very near future.

RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...

In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases

News about Arnal the Bobby CFO

Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days

Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday

10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend

Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties

Bond market is collapsing

50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly

Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect

Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out

Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him

Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds

Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica

Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby

Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace

IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace

Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day

>>56664951
>wata: melon

>>56665068
>We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this.
This is cope. I have all but given up
>RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly a little over 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...
Today is labor day, and this is schizo
>In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases
More schizo ravings
>News about Arnal the Bobby CFO
This is sus, maybe the biggest news we've had all year
>Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days
Been hearing this for months
>Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday
About time, they take a few months to show up. I think they actually started selling a few weeks ago.
>10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend
This is indicative of a recession
>Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties
Source? I've only seen them trying to paint everything as fine
>Bond market is collapsing
Meh
>50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly
It's growing fairly linearly, which is good but still a long way to go
>Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect
Literally what?
>Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out
>Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him
>Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds
These are bussin
>Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica
Believe it when ibsee it, for now it's a jpeg shop that no one cares about
>Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby
Kek, check the price, he rugged them
>Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace
More jpeg hopium
>IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace
Indie shovelware no one cares about
>Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day
Again, I've heard this for two years

>>56665028
Someone post it

>>56665172

live look at anyone short gme

Live look at anyone long GME

>>56665094
I made this post six months ago. Am I in a simulation? Is this hell?

sell this trash and get into WE

Did you guys see this shit?
Literally parabolic rocket launch

>>56665601
I don't have any friends and want to go partying. I'm nearly 40 and reasonably good looking. But spent my whole life working like a lunatic with nothing to show for it.

>>56665638
Cool story bro

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17vin7t/deep_analysis_on_computershare_recurring_buys_and/
They're at it again.

>>56665071
>Monkeys: Porchin

Jews poisoned everything I ever touched.

>>56664418
Thank you blessed Baker.


I don't think most people understand why Reddit was calling this an infinity squeeze, it wasn't a joke. If this shit was all computerized, the computers would just never sell, because shorting sets you up for infinite losses, but the amount of shares shorted as UNGODLY, this shit can hit INSANELY high numbers and even if you have people doubting or selling early, there gonna fuckin rope when they see it hit 10x what they jumped ship at. There's still just a STUPID number of shares out there that are locked, you got institutions, you got idealists like DFV, you got poors with only X shares holding for insane make it #'s, you got infinity pool fags, dead locked accounts, MIA accounts.

It's a big what-if scenario, but outside of complete bankruptcy and government entities stepping in, this shit could hit numbers that make every stock trade in existence look like a fucking joke.

My dream is to wake up and have my family calling me asking "what's going on with gamestop??". I wanna look at the news and see the stupid reporters announce that MEME stocks are causing the entire market to crash and are creating a black hole in the market. I want to hear/see videos of hedgies jumping off buildings turning the damn pavement of WALL ST a lovely shade of iron red. I want ANONS and redditfags shitposting happily, endless trails of OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUS and green meme arrows that cause /biz/ to crash and Superstonk to lag into hell. I wanna hear people post crying tears of joy never worrying about money ever again, paying off family debts and buying their parents cars and houses. I want to hear the news complain about people just suddenly up and quitting their jobs and giving their bosses the finger because they were GME holders.

It's just a dream, but for once id love to see some financial justice and something go right with the world.

>>56666043
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>>56664951
>>56664758
all bot posts
in every thread
probably over a month now

How did Bloomberg let Ken go on stage that sloshed? Mans was babbling and slurring like it’s 4AM and everyone left the party except 3 stoners.

>>56666206
I don’t even see the bots. All I see is RRP, wedge, volume. Hey uh, you want a drink?

kek baggies

>>56666043
>My dream is to wake up and have my family calling me asking "what's going on with gamestop??"

This part is kind of sad. Ah yes, a gambler can dream. Nothing happens, life goes on, you remain a miserable NEET in their house surrounded by anime figurines.

>>56666043
What you don't understand is that the original squeeze has the element of surprise on its side. The government learned your playbook, fixed it, and won't let it happen again. The market is very good at correcting for inefficiencies.

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>67.91%

>>56666343
Holy shit that’s spicy
>GME Short Volume 82.89% Off-exchange Trading 80.84%

Guys I'm seriously in the shit. The love of my life is literally so pissed off with me right now. Throughout all of 21-22 I was reading out all of the DD to her, I sounded like a cringe Redditor but she went along with it because she (like I) was so convinced by it all.
Long story short we put our savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and birthdays. We went in really hard at 180, we tried lowering her average, and we've still only got 2000 or so shares. We've probs got about 70k in this thing at this point. All week she's been super pissed at me, crying, swearing, I've never seen her so incensed. She's gone to stay at her sisters who fucking hates me, and the sister is now convincing her to sell her half of the shares as she thinks it's going to continue tanking. I'm fairly certain my gf is going to leave me. WTF should I do?

Hedgies tounge my anus.
WAGMI

>>56666332
>the government fixed it
You are the single most stupid motherfucker on the planet to think our "leaders" are worth a lick o spit. youre joking right? You would have to be fucking joking with me here.

Clint, you talk waaaaaay too much.

>>56665814
Kel this Pajeet had been trying too hard to become a regular informed poster anyone could see it from miles away. Maine Coon only posted about Book King though and that's something (((they))) can't counter.

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

Ken will turn into lasagna, jeets will starve and I will laugh

sleepy night /gme/

remember I love you, except bots, and shills, and jeets, and jews.

If I could even afford a shitty little single room apartment with my wagie job I wouldn't even care about gme or moass. But the truth is that moass is the only way I'll ever reach financial independence. That's where they fucked up. Now I want everything from them as they've taken everything from me.

>>56667709
i was supposed to be a millionaire by now if it wasn't for the blatantly rigged and corrupt system. with other stocks in my country too, not just GME. everyone is just in it for themselves. i'm not going to be a wagie cuck when the system is so blatantly unfair. there's even sick people that deliberately bring in non-white migrants and do other evil things just to ruin things.

Literally not selling. I can't wait to dump my entire wagie check into GME on Friday.
I'm going to make TDA sell me some shares, and then I am going to turn right around and DRS them.
I don't know why, I just really like the stock, ya know? I'm just not selling, I know... I KNOW, ok? I'm sorry. I read a handful of DDs and now I am literally smarter and better at trading than all of those fancy Wallstreet big wigs. It's the law of the jungle: the weak must fear the strong. It's not enough that I should thrive, hedgies must fail.
>Checkmate hedgies
>Checkmate shillies
>Checkmate pajeeties
>Checkmate sellies
Wer'e all gonna WAGMI

>>56665549
It's a bot spamming keywords out of context.

Having a good late night, Baggies?


How are you holding up? I am enjoying this 2.5% drop today. More money into my retirement account off shorting your beloved gaming corp.


Ready for this stock to go below 20? Remember all that huss and fuss about the stock never going below 100 or 80, 50, 20? Well, looks like we blew right past 100, 80, and 50! All we have to get to now is 20! Yippie!

All the shorts on wall street are loving you guys! Just throwing away all your life savings and wagie earnings for a small slice of delusion. Reminds me of this tulip craze I remember reading about, something something then it all became worthless. Except in GME's case, the stocks are the tulips and instead of going up, they go down in price.

When will you apes and 4channers learn that you cannot win against the big guy? You are all little goldfish stuck in the shallow water of the shore while us big fish run the ecosystem. You morons are so finished, you are all in the red and get smothered as FUD by your fellow peers when proclaiming concern over losing your built up wealth, now dwindling into a tiny little coin purse.

Can't wait to see your splattered little ape silhouettes on the pavement from above my penthouse suite downtown. All your favorite redditors, DD artist, and youtubers have ghosted or deleted their content because they know how they defrauded these suckers.


It's a whole 'nother game when it comes to cash little kiddos. This ain't your weekly allowance we been dealing with here past year and a half. You think a bunch of basement dwelling losers and rejects of society have enough loose change scraped together to compete against literal hedge funds, banks, big corps, and the government? Hahahaha!

Game is over, Baggies.

We win.

>>56665814
>hello fellow holders please buy options and put your stacks in plan
lmao every tine

>>56667215
This guy has a history of flogging amc and bbby as well.

shills in shambles GME holders literally getting the DD proven everyday, apathetic naysayers will get their I told you so's & shortseller hedgies will get their margin calls

all the economy is a massive fraud and the only way that's obfuscated is by suppressing the voices of those screaming for reform and tearing apart their small bastions of community, even here on this Northern Quebec Maple Sap Pasteurization and Refinery forum. Top men their sending, these are the best they could come up with.

');DROP TABLE POSTS;

>>56667709
I feel the same way; there's a disconnect between generations that's widened to an extent few appreciate. It's like.... sorry for not buying bitcoin with my 5$ tooth fairy money in 2008 what am I supposed to do? Take out 6 figures of loans with usurers who offer the service of pressing 1 key on a keyboard to authorize new money creation. GME seems like the logical answer to this paradox to me.

>>56667986
I'm sorry, for you, the game was honked from the start

When do the new DRS numbers drop?

>>56668023
next earnings date is probably in early december like last year but they haven't announced the date yet

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

When I wagmi I'll get my own home where I won't have to hear stomping and loud fucking foot steps at night from my insomniac, manic depressive, bipolar methadone addicted brother. Ear plugs hardly help because I feel the vibration. I got like 3 hours of sleep and I have 10 hours of work I'm sick of d3aling 2ith this nigger shit almost every night, I'd kill qlall the jews in wall street just to have peaceful nights. There is no use In giving me advice. Just pray for moass. That's all I want FUCK.

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

>>56668273
Two of the three posts prior to yours are bots.

>>56668287
Hes a bot as well. Weird that they spend so much time and effort on something they seem to hate so much.

>>56668167

Fifty Six Million Six Hundred Sixty Eight Thousand One Hundred Sixty Seven Percent

Wagmi so hard

The markets won't open tomorrow. You heard it here first. They will blame it on hacking but in reality this gme shit has created a liquidity crisis that has spread like a cancer through the entire system. Emergency measures will be taken to reliquify the market and when it finally does open gme will shoot to 1000+. Screenshot this if you disbelieve

there is some shit going down in premarket

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>56668416
You are one weird ass mother fucker. You either have literally no fucking life or you are have agenda. Let me guess your next line, "oh I love laughing at you retard baggies".

So predictable. You mindless dumb faggot. Please educate us with a reason of why you pollute these gme threads with your opinions? And dont include anything about "love to laugh at baggies". Because that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

Let me tell you why we are here- because we have an invested interest. So please educate us you mindless fucker.

>>56668365
>>56668401
tis the big green goblin cock of hedge fund fuckification. Next comes the giant ogre dick.

>>56666545
admit defeat and sell? these shares are going nowhere, only down

in the meantime hedge funds are laughing in the back because of you believing in MOASS and other nonsense.
have a good day!

>>56668460
>>56668512
K. See you in five.

can't wait to be a gazillionaire after i UPS my shares of bbbyqqq to nigerian man

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

if we close above $14 I will suck every dick in this thread

>>56666545
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>>56667271
What is the point of reposting these stale ass copy pastas? No way is it to discourage people posting in here. I’m guessing it’s to dissuade lurkers from buying in.

So GME buys Overstock and with it BBBY and tZero. Ryan Cohen (llc?) buys Dream on Me and with it BuyBuyBaby. They all do a reverse merger, under the umbrella of Teddy Holding. The stock will be on tZero (which is was the reason overstock created it in the first place).

Boom.

baggots

the value of gme is decoupled from the traditionally calculated value of it's underlying company gamestop because the stock price is driven by a global counter-reaction to decades of purposefully misleading the public about the intrinsic value of companies, e.g. tv financial advice, ai generated stock articles, motley fool, jim cramer, etc.
the price if gme (the stock) is already in the millions as per public consumer demand and only suppressed by institutional shorts and an internet wide (global) or orchestrated fud campaign aimed at deceiving the public about the nominal price. institutions want you to think a stock's price is driven by intrinsic value yet they are the ones destroying and creating stock value at will with shorts and option plays. if (You), in the current market, believe in intrinsic value you are putting yourself willingly inside a financial wagie cage. you are supposed to stay poor and you are playing along. free your mind, be green forever, buy gme.

>>56668825
Israeli zionist playbook. Israel displaces the Palestinians by larping as them and doing fuck shit. Faggot baker displaced aile by baking early for a month and a half now, and the spam posts are an id hopper larping as holders. People calling the deaddy poster Caroline for a few weeks was too on the nose for them.

>>56668721
I missed you dicksucker anon

imagine you're straight up chilling, buying gamestop, and this nigga thinks you're it's livestock kek

*Snorts burnt GME stock*

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more undoing than fudding a stock. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are building a stock portfolia for at least 10 years solely so its significance could pale in comparison with Kenny's pennies and irrational demands. All the hard work you put into your dream of the making it - watching the market while scraping by as a wagie, making bad financial decisions with pajeet advice, making sure the threads are filled with the latest shitcoin so everyone can take your bags. All of it has one simple obstacle: your shilling gig has become more important than that, and you realize fudding GME is more important than anything the world can offer.

>>56669093
>fills a captcha everytime
kek, nothing personal kid. Free palestine

Yes mom Q3 earnings are coming up, hopefully Ryan will talk to us and announce some new cool stuff. Rumours are it has something to do with loopring (it's another cryptocurrency like bitcoin).
Ryan has also been tweeting funny hints for us to decipher. He's hinting at buying holding and DRSing so that's what we're doing. Next to that there's a riddle about 741 but I'm still trying to figure that one out.
And since I don't have a degree I'd have to work for a minimum wage but my internet friends would make fun of me being a wagie and I won't be able to watch the markets, read DD (it means deep dive for when you research a stock) and post on the forums as much.
Did you read the pdf I sent you and dad?
No? Oh well, that's the newest gmeDD.com report in which they state that in the worst case my GME shares will be worth 304 dollars each and in the good case 1069 dollars, but that's only for the fundamentals. When the squeeze happens I will get millions per share so it doesn't really make sense to get a job.

Love you, anon

P.S. Please do any Christmas shopping for me at GameStop

>>56669172

>>56669172
another captcha for the captcha gods

I can’t wait anymore I have to get a job. I’ve been a neet all year waiting for GME to moon and I can’t wait anymore. I need health insurance. I need my own apartment at least. I’m miserable and lonely. I need money to have a life again and all my money is in GME. How can I find a gf when I’m a neet with all his money into GME? How can I get the respect of others? How can I even respect myself?

Fuck GameStop seriously I am mad I have to hold another day just fucking moon or crash I want my life back. YOU HERE ME HEDGIES AND GLOWIES AND RC AND ANY ORHER FUCKING INSTITUTION LURKING HERE?? IM FUCKING OVER GAMESTOP
I hate RC fucking faggot. Just squeeze already I want my life back. And now I have to get a fucking wagie job for benefits. Fuck everything JUST FUCKING MOON ALREADY

>>56669330
>still filling out captcha's for work
kek shit job faggots

I thoroughly enjoy how the spam poster started up after being discussed and stopped after getting bitched out on filling captchas

How does a stock go up 4% in pre market only to have it all disappear right before the market opens? How does any of this make sense?

Graduate and play with the big boys reddit
>>56658217
>>56658217
>>56658217

>>56670011
got bored of tupperware, did you?

>>56670011
Is this the new AMC?

>>56670026
>>56670077
Nah it's BBBBY-like, Chapter 11 and shits famalams

They're pushing recurring buys and options again.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17vin7t/deep_analysis_on_computershare_recurring_buys_and/

>>56669994
Judaism

>>56670026
>got bored of tupperware, did you?
No that's me, and I'm literally still green.

>>56668825
>>56669046
I call it, Space Jews.

It will happen on Wednesday, November 29 2023

Source: Schizophrenia

Guide to beating the bots

>Report to jannies
>Install 4chanx
>Click arrow by the ID
>Filter
>Comment
>Take PART of the comment and filter

They keep avoiding the spam filters by adding spaces or dots in to the text to avoid the filters, you take part of the text as presented and use 4-5 words from it to filter out the bots.

The jannies really need to sort this out

>>56669351
He bought a pass so he doesn't have to use the captchas. This is why he bought the pass, so he can phone hop and spam post

>Take a couple of girls from work out for sushi for lunch yesterday
>One's a former fb who got me the job
>Other is a new girl
>Have a great meal
>Lighthearted work bantz
>Light flirting
>Ex-fb is wingmanning me hard
>Finish the workday
>New girl gives me her number
>Says the next time I go for sushi, it's on her
>Mention the dinner-only "flaming dragon" 5 course meal
>She lights up and suggests Friday
>Go home feeling like a goddamn king
>Realize I never ate my fortune cookie
>Pic related
You know what, guys? I think WAGMI.

>Captcha: SNN0D2

>>56670225
>The jannies really need to sort this out
I honestly doubt they could even if they wanted to. Pretty sure in another years time 80% of the posts on 4chan in general will be bots.

>>56670270
They could start by actually actioning reports, god knows you do something slight and they ban you but these seem to ignore all the automated spam bot / spamming / trolling etc posts.

But one faggot with multiple devices can decided to shit up a thread and mass report you is fine apparently. Once MoAss is over I will never be coming back here. Ok maybe to gloat for a bit but after that.

>AMC2 OP image is the same as the OP image here
"Frenchfaggot" is Alexander "PPseeds" Zarac, isn't he?

Thew wedge breakout will get poked back into the channel like a cheeky hemorrhoid dangling out , its not ready to pop yet

>>56670235
Passes don't have to fill out captcha's, but there's a 10 minute cooldown between a pass user posting from different devices
>>56667271
>>56667282
Could be desktop + mobile I suppose, but if they were posting from a pass, they wouldn't be able to switch from one device to another that fast. Also, if their posts were reported as spam consistently, the 4chan pass could still get banned.

>>56670286
The existence of a GameStop is a troll, it’s decent investors making fun of reddit baggies like you

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>he didn't buy at $11.85

>>56670887
My lowest buy was at $10.22, pre split ($40.88~), post split my lowest was $11.93 so not quite the lowest possible but close

>>56670924
I, too, spite-bought $40 pre-split

>>56670943
Good, spite buying is powerful magic

do these threads only get bumped ironically

>>56670959
Yes, none of us here hold GME. This is all just shitposting.

>>56670959
Yup just a bad comedy joke.

>>56670924
Lmfao you held through an 18000% squeeze and are assuredly red since you averaged up. Holy fuck.

>>56671016
>types bullshit
shills amirite kek, the value you are looking for is $4 to $480, so please continue being a retard, it's hilarious

>>56669046
Aile is a meltdown faggot. Sure frenchfag is annoying but aile is the enemy. Anyone who pretends otherwise has a blatant agenda

>>56670959
Yeah, it’s irony. There’s a few posters that don’t get it and genuinely bought GameStop at $20+ though, pretty funny

>>56671039
Aile might be 500lbs, is a transsexual, and hangs out with other mass-enhanced transsexuals at the /trash/ thread and their discord, but he's my baker.

>>56671039
No one listens to you, you baguette fagguete

>>56671063
>any negative posts about fag comfy baker must be frenchie
Ok aile

>>56671079
>doesn't deny he deepthroats baguettes
OK frenchie you massive retarded faggot

>>56671039
uhh free Palestine you zionist rat fuck

>>56671063
>>56671079
>>56671087
>>56671107
"Frenchie" is PPseeds you goddamn retards.

>>56671033
Lmfao you're red and held through a squeeze you'll never see again as long as you live.
Hahahahahahaha

>>56671039
Kys glownigger faggot.

from the river to the sea

>>56671125
Who the fuck is pp seeds? What sort of turbofaggot calls himself cum?

I'm still waiting for the price to drop to $10. I can't be the only one. I knew from the start that $10 was the target and that they'll take their sweet as time to get there.

>>56671055
Holy shit this is so forced and astroturfed. Why the fuck would any shareholder want some forced single tripcode baker? Makes no logical sense

wtf is going on in these threads nowadays

If we close above $100 today, I will eat a little treat today.

>>56671226
Your outrage at Aile is astroturfed you glownigger.

>>56671201
>What sort of turbofaggot calls himself cum?
Cop-hating alphamales like this

>>56671270
>he bought at 5

>>56671243
Bots spamming old posts out of context snd various shills screaming. We're coming to the very tip of a flat triangle drawn from the peak of the sneeze, RRP is under a trillion, and brokers are starting to demand settled cash for GME shares. We may be close.

>>56671284
>everyone who notices him bought bbby
You dun goofed son

>>56671243
A french faggot, who thinks he passes a a holder, who has been a long time retard in thes e threads finally snapped when he got doxd has decided to buy a 4chan pass to ID hop and spam comments from this and other generals in an attempt to shit up the threads, while thread splitting early to control the bakes and slip things in the OP, while trying to discredit various posters like the baker, calling them a meltdownie and other shit because they wouldnt use the logo in the thread, something that clearly was being used for bots to scrap or find and spam the threads with. The only reason you buy a 4chan pass is buypass the captcha, which is why the bots are 1pbtid, because he has a vpn or some such method of spamming and the captcha would prevent it. Here is a picrel showing him ID hopping and getting caught for the 23242th time and then pretending it wasn't him, despite it being blatantly him who has been shitting up threads since inception under multiple personas.

This is all because shorts totally closed their positions in a brick and mortar pokemon go shop and it isn't at the end of the liquidity wedge.

>>56671284
>he thinks it works that way
>he doesn't know

>>56671301
Very correct, flat law has prevailed

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17vy1ah/bkr_requesting_sec_permission_to_keep_a_new_stock/
Watch this post because it will get hotpocketed (a previous post was already jannied)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmt15Lxx2M

This isn't looking too good bros. Ryan might actually be retarded/nefarious. No price matching unless you're a PRO member. The GameStop conference in Vegas canceled indefinitely, wagies don't get any forward guidance or information either. They also no longer get any Basic Life Insurance or disability. Truck rams through the storefront and pins a wagie? Not Ryan Cohen's fault. It really does seem like bankruptcy anon was spot on

>>56671499
Cool story bro

>>56671507
That was an awfully fast response

>>56671516
Still cool story bro

>>56671516
Maybe browse on a computer since the thread is too fast for your phone.

>>56671563
This thread is dead af looks like, just like the stock and soon to be many gamestop employees because Ryan is cutting their health benefits and forcing them to work alone on black friday

>>56671319
there are no words to describe how much i dont give a shit about your schizo rambling

baggies...

>>56671652
>asks whats going on
>gets told exactly whats going on
>calls it schizo
Cool story bro, now have your 3 other IDs post other but slightly different responses

>>56671652
You’re a fucking retard. He’s literally telling you what you asked. It’s pretty complete and concise too.

>>56671697
>>56671670
>thread full of schizos are schizo
i'm sorry i asked

>>56671707
You SHOULD feel sorry for acting like a little bitch

>>56671707
Nigger. None of this would even be possible if not for some amount of schizophrenia.

>>56671707
Look at the OP, you can see characteristic errors suggesting that it's written by someone who speaks French as their native language. Proper /GME/ threads don't have them.

>>56671563
oof

>>56671319
I care, that there are still people here who have some fucking sense. All this drama is to distract from the fundamentals of this investment thesis in the first place, none of which they can change, no matter how many compromised bakes or slander from false holders they try and throw at us

If you cant handle me at my schitzoist you cant have me during MOASSist

>>56671878
Can't tell where the steam deck ends and your arm begins.

This is fucking bullshit. I can’t wait all fucking year and today makes me think it’s gonna be fucking September or some shit before the moon happens and the market crashes. I can’t wait all year. I need to buy a home this summer. I need to build a home gym this summer. I need to get a dog this summer. I quit my wagie job last December and have been riding GameStop since January. It was never told to me this could take so long. AND ITS ANOTHER DAY OF CRAB. If this goes on until June then I have to get a wagie job at a factory or some bullshit that makes decent money. I hate my shitty apartment. I hate tfw no gf. I hate my life and GME is supposed to save me from my poor existence AND IT’S FUCKING CRABBING AGAIN. I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO WAGING I DONT WANT TO STAY POOR FOREVER. I CANT WAIT FOREVER WHY WONT THEY JUST LET THIS FUCKING MOON ALREADY

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>56671243
The seething tranny baker is spamming copy pastas to try to sell the idea that the GameStop logo is allowing a bot to find the threads. That’s it. That’s the big reveal. He is just gonna keep crying and saying shit like “to told you the logo was a bad idea! See what it’s letting them do!”
That’s it. That’s the big reason for this asshole literally spending all day copy and pasting old posts just so he can try to convince us this is a bad idea, get control of “his” bake” back, and stop getting his asshole gaped by the people paying him.
Pretty fucking dumb, and shows just how much logo posting blows his spot up. The bullish thing is that this is the best the other side can come up with. Pretty hilarious honestly. He thinks spamming and pretending to be a bot that is finding these threads because of the logo is going to get us to change our mind about seeing that gorgeous logo in the catalog everyday

Why aren't you dumbfuck baggie buying more? Now is the time to slurp. SMOASS is next week

Anyone remember the great short squeeze of '21?
Pepperidge farm remembers

WAGMI.

>>56672083
The time to slurp was two days ago

>56671998
>September
bot post

RRP 944.241

PARTICIPANTS 92

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>56672207
>Down again
Neat. Wonder where all that money is going...

>>56672207
Wasn't it 988 yesterday? Kek hedgies.

>>56672023
Pasta spam was here months before they started using the logo as an excuse to split threads. Hell, most of them have been used regularly since year one when we just had idiots doing a triple-split just to cause confusion.
The logo "drama" is just shill faggots trying to make their obnoxious and retarded thread-splitter antics seem """organic""" (it isn't, no one believes it is, and the thread history will show this when it all comes out during RICO).
I like the stock. I do not like the lying thieving federally criminal hedge fund managers who keep ordering that we be flooded, slid, split, and shat on just for discussing a stock we like.
Please keep driving the price down.
The $50 I have earmarked for shares each week just buys me more and more of what I want.

these threads used to be so fun
all the funny smug posts are in towel threads now and there isn't even a ticker to shitpost about

>>56672207
WEW LAD

>>56672207
>>56672220
If this holds we have 2 weeks + half a two weeks before it reaches zero.

>>56672238
It's the containment silo shills desperate to keep the bbbaggies out of your threads. All of these tickers are going to squeeze at the same time. BBBY is the lit fuse, however and this makes certain people seethe.

>>56672286
You understand it will continue crabbing in the 1 trillion flat channel indefinitely right

>>56672234
>Please keep driving the price down.
>The $50 I have earmarked for shares each week just buys me more and more of what I want.
Spite-buying with money earned from wage/salary income is not something that hedgies have a counter for because to stop it they'd have to either close their shorts (lol) or prove they already had (lmao). Nothing else will stop retail from direct registering more GME at this point.

>>56672286
We also have a Starship flight test this Friday. Once Starship is capable of reaching orbit, SpaceX flips all the way over to self funding via Starlink and Elon no longer cares so much about the price of Tesla shares.

>>56672314
Please point to the crab channel on the chart.

Seeing that guy get threatened live after bringing up RRP and literally saying to "buckle up" says everything I need to know

I CANT SNEED

>>56672207
>>56672220
>944
>.056 trillion
>56 billion KER-CHONKED outa existance in 2 days.
thats the fucking market cap of tether btw..
>>56664152
>>>56664084
>>>56664105
>https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/insider-sell-nvidia-corp-president-210123653.html
>>The insider's recent sell-off is part of a broader trend within NVIDIA Corp. Over the past year, there have been 33 insider sells and no insider buys.
>And that's all I need to know about NVDA desu.
no wonder they're ssplitting 75 posts before bump limit
and the thread before that:
>56655951
>The reversal of the reverse split after the so called "dilution" that we know never took place, shills went mental over that screaming every 2nd post "YOUR BEING DILUTED HAHA!!!!!!" when we know now
>35 before limit of the bump
fuckingkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>>56671670
>>56671697
These “two” are both the same loser

Could you just imagine...

>>56670235
I'm unironically the yellow id and made picrel >>56671670 delete my reaction images and never use them again you massive narrative pushing faggot, learn how the fucking pass works

>>56672314
>flat channel

why the green dildo in premarket?

>>56672546
Someone redeemed the shorts.

>>56672347
BRACE BRACE BRACE

>>56671319
Fuck this post too
>>56672490
>>56672490
>>56672490
eat my ass and delete my glorious reaction images from your archives narrative controlling faggot

>>56672598
That image is much darker once you realize it’s posted by UltimateMastermind, known pedo shill.

>>56671878
brown jeet hands

Never thought I would be the one to fall for a scam. But here I am. A baggie.

>>56672708
You should sell and invest in shitcoins to make a 100x.

>>56672708
I feel the same, but instead of a baggie ill be a billionaire

>>56672731
billionaire in the sense of being owner of a billion regrets

>>56672764
lmao GOT EM

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>56672764
I already have those, whats another billion among friends?

Once RRP goes to 0, crypto will be the new RRP and we will watch it bleed all the way down to 0 too.

Checked

>>56672560
You cant do that in PM

>>56672643
Damn, noted. Funny meme but fuck that guy

>>56672949
Reminder you need to kill yourself for being a narrative pushing faggot

when the police pull you over, they ain't sure what to do

>>56673054
WHAT ABOUT MOUTHWAAAAASH

>>56672882
The goalposts are already shifting and there's still 1 trillion in rrp. It's over

>>56673077
what about huffing glue?

>>56673011
>the shill cries impotently into the void
kek

>>56673144
Make sure you delete the reaction images I made that you like to use you yucky bitch

>>56672764
Fiat is debt and debt is essentially regret that you used your precious time on this planet for some activity rather than the one whose real value generated you actually wanted, so yes.

moon you stupid shit

>>56673336
It might have begun, this is now not returning to the channel like the dangling hemorrhoid being popped back into the hedge fund anus

>>56673084
>Sub 1Trilly the last 2 days
Get a new cope, hedgie faggot.

u guys think moass will happen before EYO?

>>56673411
Guaranteed. BBBY is going to blow the shorts wide open.

>>56671087
>illiterate/esl/actually retarded
Ok aile. You’re the one who didn’t deny it retard
>>56671319
Aile exposed themselves as a meltdown faggot. I’m the one who keeps bringing that funny fact up not frenchie.
>>56671878
>just stay comfy buy and hold it doesn’t matter that meltdown has been baking most of these threads for over a year
>>56672234
>the logo doesn’t matter! Please just forget about this and let our comfy meltdown baker exist in peace! It’s actually a good thing they don’t use eye catching thumbnails

>>56673422
based i literally cant wait i have 300 shares and will probably drop like 100 when we are at 100k and then hodl the rest forever

what happened to deaddy poster?

>>56673408
quietly excited

>>56673452
Why don't they just get semitic semen while the subject is still alive and just store it?

fuck the french

>>56673439
You and the wedge poster that doesn't know how the pass works are both faggots

>>56673476
that would make more sense but then they wouldn't have a reason to sodomize a corpse. i need to find a way to profit from this.

>>56673409
Personally I think RRP is unconnected to GME just like everything that has been brought up in these threads the last few years have been unrelated to GME. Your hero CLINT is already prepping the next narrative when RRP hits 0 and GameStop is single digits

>>56665647
Nothing stops you from going partying fren. Just remember Christ is always watching. What you have to show for your life is where you are now, and what you will be in the future.

>>56664703
>Financial Terrorist

god that sounds so culty

>>56673452
where do I get one of these? asking for a friend

>>56673792
>meant for farm animals
You could probably find them at Tractor Supply Co or similar stores.

>>56673810
certainly nothing can go wrong

>>56665094
drs is less than 30%

you need to remove institutions, mutual funds and ETFs, you know for a fact they trade and dont DRS shit and this assuming insiders drs anything

>>56673891
>and this assuming insiders drs anything
All insider holdings are out of snede & co's hands, retard.

>>56673911
yea sure, probably in brokerages.... just like everyone else

>>56673957
go back to your shitcoin threads, you clearly have no fucking clue

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17w1x0y/sooo_the_sec_released_the_ftd_data_for_gme_but/
TWO (2) WEEKS

>>56673971
i dont play any coins though i probably should

ive lost more on gme than anything, it keeps plummeting and my cost basis is like 100+ i basically cant sell

>>56674006
Post purple circle then.

>>56674017
lmao so i can secure my shit cost basis? nah

>>56673977
FedWire outages, RRP collapse, FTDs not getting reported... smells like squeeze season to me.

The way [uurvdaDg] formulates his responses and his choice of words are very telling (that he is an outsider). Why do you even try bros?

>>56674058
remember the hype around CTB, utilization etc?

yet here we are

>>56674079
Yeah at this point it's clear he's arguing in bad faith.

>>56673977
damn, it's really over, isn't it

>>56674096
I don't even have to get into the contents of his post. With 70% certainty he is Gen X or Gen X adjacent.
>>56674121
Yes, it's joever in two weeks.

>>56674121
Yeah for them.

>>56673859
Unless you consider electro-super cumshots "wrong".

>>56674358
What is this from?

>>56673409
Oh no

The banks only have 1 trillion dollars left in bonus liquidity
How will they ever survive :/

Stupid fuck baggot
Kek baggies
Kek dead daddies

>>56674483
They burned through the other trillion in less than a quarter. Tick tock, hedgies.

>>56673408
Kek wedgies

>>56674374
Axel in harlem.

>>56674483
lol lmao. Look at how fast that first trillion went.

>>56674565
Wait it was 0 in 2021 but no moass?!?!?!!

>>56674662
lol lmao.

was watching covid grandpa and he showed this chart. is the algo that's supressing MOASS also being used for the de-population agenda?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uOxhYyfYw4

>>56673562
Whos Clint?

>>56674691
>>56674670
Holy fuck it all makes sense now! MOASS confirmed!

>>56674556
Is there a full version of it? wtf is this shit?

>>56674662
I’m sure they’re not connected in any way.

>>56674565
>>56674515

Why didn't in exist in higher numbers before? Surely it couldn't be they had more money than ever and had nowhere else to put it. Now they're able to spend the money as the economy normalizes

Colossal dumbfuck baggots

>>56674729
Pattern recognition is antisemitic I require that you post your full name, ssn, and current employer so that I can enact judgement upon your hideous crimes

>>56673476
it's not vile enough, the sperm needs to be dead for a vampiric jew larvae to germinate

>>56674729
Holy fuck now i’m going all in GME. Thanks for convincing me

>>56674735
>economy normalizing
>need to make $114,000 yearly to buy an average house in America
>Low unemployment because people are working more than 1 job
>inflation still above a 2% YoY target
>ww3 hasnt kicked off yet
>jeets still shawarma posting for internet neet boy bux

Yeah faggot, that economy is really bouncing back strong.

Moass will never happen, you're all just retarded.

74828
"IM SPECIAL SEE I HAVE A TRIPCODE"

>DurrHurr

>>56674841
Learn to post, newfag.

>>56674828
cringe

>getting called a newfag by a literal glownigger
Awe shucks, guess my feelings are hurt now.

>>56674855
>>56674828
Fuck off tripfag

>>56674735
>nowhere else to put it
>the stock market exists which I’m told will absolutely never ever crash by the shills here.

>>56674857
Yeah, it really is cringe to cling onto this giga-hyper cope for years.
>>56674880
I'm neither black, nor glow in the dark.

is the gamestop website down for you guys too or just me? I want to buy the new super mario

also shills keep alternating the same op now. Isn't diversity our strength?

Comf threaded frens
>>56674850
>>56674850
>>56674850

Guys the jeets dont get paid when you dont (You) them. Drop the check digits and they get super salty. :D

This is for you, glownigger 4897

>>56674899
>also shills keep alternating the same op now
because they are intellectually bankrupt

>>56674855
>begging for (you)s

>>56674899

Looks like it might be a cloudflare issue.

>>56674888
checked
>>56674828
>>56674855
>!!/87/G0iS/UH
>!!/87/goys/uh
semetic

You are holding bags. For years.

Well it looks like the >540,000 married puts expired worthless. That's >54 million synthetic locates fucking gone, plus all the associated short pressure. I don't see that they rolled them into new one or two year contracts either.

https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com/

I hate them so much.

>>56675023
where do you see these puts having expired?

>>56675023
>>56675055
Options are derivatives, you absolute retards.

>>56675036
report it for spam and make a proper thread, simple as

>>56675085
All of these threads are spam. Spam of retarded cope.

>>56675055
Body of evidence that shows naked short selling

Married Puts and Calls / “Synthetic” Shares

A synthetic share can be made by a combination of buying/selling a call/put to mimic a long or short position. If you buy a call and sell a put, that's like owning stock (you win if it goes up, lose if it goes down). If you sell the call and buy the put, that's like shorting stock (literally the opposite as before).

So a market maker can buy one put and sell one call, and they do this at the same strike price, with the call very far in the money and the put very far out of the money - they're now synthetically short one share, or have created a share out of thin air. Market makers then sell you this fake or created share where no real stock was ever borrowed. When the options expire (when the date comes for the married put and call to be exercised), they simply roll the trade into the next month. They can do this indefinitely, so as long as they have the money. This has potential to be an unlimited share printer through marrying puts and calls, where no real shares are ever needed, and where supply and demand are completely removed from the market. The reason this is not illegal is stated best in the 3 minute video below. This is already incredibly sketchy, and gets even worse when you realize that a Market Makers can have a hedge fund, as is the case in one of the biggest short hedge funds against gamestop (citadel).

Ex Hedge fund CEO Marc Cohodes confirms that market makers use deep in the money calls/puts to create synthetic shares that they then sell to retail investors (video: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/px88ri/ex_hedge_fund_ceo_marc_cohodes_confirms_that/))))

>>56675105
You guys are so fundamentally uninformed, uneducated and retarded. I know how your whole lore goes with synthetic shares existing that are being used to suppress the GME price and so on and this thinks is evidence for it but you are so fucking wrong.

A synthetic share is just a term, it's not an actual thing that gets put into the market which affects the fundamental price of a share. It's just a concept all derivative trading like option and futures trading is just tied to the price of the underlying asset, but has no affect on it.

HOWEVER (what you dense fuckers are also too dumb to comprehend) is that shit like this isn't even needed, as the price of futures is tied to spot. You could open a virtually infinite amount of short on the future market and influence the spot price that way, you don't need any real or "synthetic" shares for that.

>>56675178
>>56675178
>>56675178

Real non french baguette fagguette faggot thread

>>56675201
>uninformed, uneducated
Says more about (you), the media, and walstreet that we're still uninformed and uneducated 3 years after the fact. Must be intentional or you must be a liar.

>>56675288
SEC report is crystal clear. Melvin overplayed their hand, ate the loss and closed their positions, the squeeze happened and then a million of you redditors FOMO'd in an rallied the price to almost $500 and have been holding the bag ever since. Everything else is fanfic tier retardation.

>>56675201
Are you Caroline?

>>56675321
They have psychologists who want you to believe that’s what happened

>>56675364
Why do you expect me to know your tranny friends? I'm a man.
>>56675452
I know you probably have made bad experiences with psychologists in your lifetime, but thrust me, educating people about financial reports isn't in their line of business.

>>56675474
Good evening Caroline

Holy shit I have seen some crypto baggie cope in these threads the last two years but this one takes the cake.

>>56675512
Fuck off, tranny.

>>56675554
Welcome back sis

Hey guys, get in here! Caroline is here and shes being a ratty little cunt!

>>56673977
Lmao we really are in a clown world. They keep kicking the can every way possible. They’ll blame the missing two weeks on a “glitch”

>>56674096
>>56674141
You two sound like fucking Keiths. Please go back to your bankruptcy thread. We are tired of all your schizophrenic meta drama.

>>56675955
Silence, glownigger. GME has been my only memestock position since some minor poorly considered positions in Palantir, Koss, and Nokia I sold for minor losses in early 2021. Towel niggers can all hang.

>>56675974
Imagine being so dumb that you buy "memestocks" let alone hold them for years, while coping like a motherfucker.

>>56675725
oh yeah that tripfag is probably her
sneed hedgechucks

>>56673439
Whatever you say, thread splitting cocksucking faggot. RICO won't apply to me, but you should take a good look at how much the US gov likes throwing foot soldiers under the bus.

>>56676064
>coping like a mudhafugga
you mean like a (You)r motherfucker you poo smeared peabrained nigger?

>>56676064
I don’t have to imagine. Doesn’t mean it won’t pay off. Nobody has a time machine. In 5 years we could be costing like Tesla investors from 2012 are now or better. The NFT game space could explode . Playr could explode.

>>56676807
>the NFT game space could explode

Kek, baker is passed out on the sofa covered in the dashed hopes, dreams and ambitions of a man who was once of reasonably sound mind.

>>56676064
Another FTX failure?