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56662759 No.56662759 [Reply] [Original]

It's BABY BLOOD!
Would you do a blood transfusion with a freshly aborted fetus if it meant extending your life indefinitely?

Amazing results of blood going from a healthy middle-aged man to an elderly man. Just imagine what baby blood or even fetal blood could do. We are talking total regeneration of every cell, even regeneration of new neurons in the brain, full restoration of gray matter. From the steam cell rich blood of babies/fetuses

>source
https://twitter.com/bryan_johnson/status/1724449140220866571

>My super blood reduced my Dad’s age by 25 years

>My father's (70 yo) speed of aging slowed by the equivalent of 25 years after receiving 1 liter of my plasma, and has remained at that level even six months after the therapy. What does that mean?

>The older we get, the faster we age. After receiving 1 L of my plasma, my father is now aging at the rate of a 46 year old. Previously, he was aging at the rate of a 71 year old. I am my dad’s blood boy.

>Now before you ask me for my super plasma, some carefulness is warranted:

>. Only one biomarker is being evaluated here.
>. There remains an open question how long my Dad’s lowered speed of aging will persist. So far it's been six months (which is remarkable).
>. It is unknown if my Dad’s slower speed of aging was due to him removing 600 mL of his plasma or receiving 1 L of my plasma? Or a combination of both?
>. My father didn’t do any other interventions during this time period

>My father’s speed of aging results:

>Before therapy
>Mar 9th - .94
>Mar 14th - .82
>Mar 21st -1.02
>Apr 3rd - 1.26
>Mean 1.01

>April 3rd plasma therapy

>After therapy
>Jun 16th - .87
>Jun 22nd - .82
>Oct - .88
>Mean .85

If you are interested in STARTING a startup with me doing fetal blood transfusions from freshly aborted babies let me know. I have some start-up capital!
DON'T MISS THIS OBVIOUS MOON MISSION TO ETERNATY!

>> No.56662787

>>56662759
>indefinitely
no thanks (((satan)))

>> No.56662801

>>56662759
earth is a soul-prison. trying to live forever is the most npc possible.
real goal is to find god and acceptance

>> No.56662803

>>56662759
Most aborted babies are from low IQ, low income mothers, so killing them in the womb to extend high IQ White life is morally and ethically justifiable.

>> No.56662956

The latest tech scam. I hate the ego of tech nerfs. They love cyberpunk / antichrist-level shit, because they exist in the high society cyberpunk version.

>Has a "blood boy"

Truly sickening

>> No.56662971

>>56662956
*Tech nerds

>> No.56663042

>>56662759
>Would you do a blood transfusion with a freshly aborted fetus if it meant extending your life indefinitely?
Yes! Finally, let's start milking those fetuses boys

>> No.56663058
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56663058

>>56662759
Republicans have known this for years

>> No.56663062

>>56663042
>boys

Not exactly. Vampiric creatures, such as Jews and women will be first in line. Along with sissy men, such as yourself.

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56663077

>>56662759
>speed of aging
Woo woo pseudo scientific bullshit. How do you even begin to measure this?
>Before I was aging at the rate of one minute per minute, but now I'm aging only 30 seconds every minute!
What is a 'standard' 40 year old? How do you know your dad's "rate of aging" isn't a variable that changes over time? If your dad ages slower than a 50 year old, does that mean the 50 year old is really like a 60 year old?

And why would we only notice this now? There are scores of people who receive regular blood transfusions for various diseases. Do they age any slower? Why not? If so, why didn't anyone care?

>> No.56663085

>>56662759
https://tidal.com/browse/track/142667753

No, I'm not a crazy rich person with a dull life. I'm really from the streets. I wouldn't kill a baby if meant I could live a million years.

>> No.56663099

>>56662759
This guy probably wastes more time trying to extend his life than the time he actually gains in life expectancy. He would be better served enjoying an epicurean lifestyle than sticking to this weird ass, rigorous schedule of vitamins, transfusions, measurements, etc. I bet I outlive him by a sizable margin without even worrying about it.

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56663116

>>56662759
John Stamos is 60 and does coke

>> No.56663118

>>56663085
A zoomers life is infinitely more valuable than a middle aged tech bro. I hope zoomers aren't forced to do doordash and becoming someone's blood son just to survive. It's all PR. He's giving blood to his dad, but he has a real son who he's extracting youth from as well.

>> No.56663127

>>56663099
He looks uncanny valley too.

(Perhaps further proof that bogging yourself is the only way to make it, financially)

>> No.56663222

>>56662759
Based Bryan, this man has caused more seething on 4chin, plebbit, and shitter than anyone in recent memory. Horseshoe theory in action

>> No.56663251

The key to aging isn't blood products. It is collagen protein misfolding. Anyone who did any research would know this and focus on it. The rest is just a scam.

>> No.56663466

>>56662759
Oh, it’s that weird looking life extension enthusiast creepo again
We’re nowhere near true immortality, so why bother?

>> No.56665215

>>56663058
try and search for ghislaine maxwell on gettyimages retard

>> No.56665300

>>56662759
So they really are Vampires.

>> No.56665405

>>56662759
Uhm. Bloodbags as a concept was memed by mad max. The abortion clinics should buy the unwanted babies and raise them to be bloodbags. Maybe terrorize them and stress them out 24/7 to put more hormones in the blood.

>> No.56665498

>>56662759
this is retarded. Cells can't divide once they hit their hayflick limit.
Any signs of de-aging as a result of receiving infant blood transfusions are superficial at best.

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>>56663222
>Based Bryan, this man has caused more seething on 4chin, plebbit, and shitter than anyone in recent memory. Horseshoe theory in action

> trips
> Horseshoe

You are freudian slippin your true allegiance.

>> No.56666300

>>56662759
Who are those 2 children in that photo?

>> No.56666306

>>56663116
The secret is it's all genetic (and a single hair transplant and facelift that isn't botched.)

>> No.56666323

>>56662759
White fit confirmed.

>> No.56668066

>>56662759
No. what's the point of living a long life simply for living a long life. ya get the time you get and that's it.