/biz/ - Business & Finance

WAZOOOOOOO

I CAN FUCKING RETIRE IN MY EASTERN EUROPEAN SHITHOLE ON DIVIDENDS
WE FUCKIGN WOON

Remember the disastrous bond auction a few day ago?
What happpened to this guy?

>>56610543
>>56610572
>>56610593
>>56610916

Does anyone else here actually withdraw gains? Or do you guys just watch numbers and then wage slave until you are in your 60s and your dick doesn't work anymore?

>>56659463
The market was tanking when that happened.
Will people now buy government bonds when yields are lower?
Even though deficits keep exploding?

>>56659471
>Hurr durr look at me I'm so rich

>>56659471
>https://www.ebay.com/itm/364573803106?hash=item54e24ac262:g:a7UAAOSwLNxlTmfJ&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0M6eIU0cXEjrvq2KWdHbhvAnQpoig0DPKqJcTqIGvpDtooiqws9YmRDjjbGEJHpBMirliib8bdRUcX9aazXpf%2F6DqGTuR8lhCos3kzzx095sD%2BA2K1te8ich3kVJyxpx%2B0h7iFIGyUYcEk24f%2FxixW%2FtV%2FP%2BJj4ndYw%2BtwIFjvRMmL7QiwgzX3%2FzltdmM2RfA5ZqG%2FAXrP3wK8k7L1rm6rWKyKfTBuAIkLeXzqoaOpazDdF4%2FgjlMH6%2FJ%2BOPgqfwyEtGlOry8Dv5JSnaABXLZPw%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR9jsv-n5Yg

>the plug goes on sale
>nobody cops

sad state.... it's 10 dollars plus shipping, if you at least strip the wires and sell the big items you'll get your money back right? This is like my collection of cords going past 3-4 years and I've been collectin non stop. Mater of fact, I got more cords that I'm gunna add that aren't even pictured. It's a lunch somebody eat it please?

Now is the time to buy

Santa rally

>>56659493
You missed the entire point. $3000 in a month isn't anything crazy but it's the fact that I treat the stock market like I am robbing a bank and you niggers larp like it's a perpetual money machine.

Imagine being a good goy and slaving away for 40 years just to get rug pulled in your twilight years or dieing in a car wreck right before retirement. Nah.. not me

If you are trying to "make it" then you have lost the entire plot. The journey is supposed to be the fun part but you niggers glamorize the "grind" and how "it will be good one day". Meanwhile I'll take my surplus $3000 this month and act like a retarded faggot with it while you guys buy more bags at a local top

>>56659438
S&P shot up and got stuck on a short. 15K loss.
Fuck you all and see you tomorrow.

>>56659539
This. Maybe .1% of you faggots will get 7 figs before 50.
Try to live a bit and enjoy life. You only have one and its quite short.

>Gain / Loss +1%
>FX impact -1%
God I hate euros so fucking mnuch

xD4xjX

>>56659539
I literally haven't bought a single stock since mid October before the rally began. I'm waiting out the pump until the new year to see if this is a true multi year bull or just a temporary market pump


But yes I do enjoy the grind. I don't care about spending money. I just wanna see numbers go up until I can afford to buy a rental property.

>>56659438
GREEN LINE KEEP GOING UP?

>>56659575
Whatever gets you off. Being a landlord for some zoomer faggots that overdose on fentanyl and burn my house down seems like a really shitty timeline I want no part of.

I'm gonna figure out what warm poor country I want to go fuck brown girls in this December.

>>56659575

>>56659618
>Missing gains is the same as losing money

I have always fundamentally disagreed with this Jewish nonsense. It's perfectly fine to sit on cash and time your entry. Throwing money into these greedy pumps is the recipe for long term bagholding.

>>56659650
provably false

when should i sell this palantir vaporware trash i have a feeling this spy listing is one big nothing burger

>>56659673
DCA is for idiots. If you don't try to time entry at all just have your work 401k you don't look at and go back to eating goyslop and taking your diabetes medication

>>56659688
just hold it you fuckin degenerate gambler

>>56659724
i have been balls deep in this shit stock for the past 2 years its just getting love because people are searching for nvidia gains in mid caps its the same company it was a year ago

>>56659710
>actively managed funds have generally failed to survive and beat their benchmarks, especially over longer time horizons. In fact, only 23% of all active funds surpassed the average of their passive rivals over the 10-year period ended June 2019.

>>56659741
>average cost is $24.60
just hold it

>>56659743
Actively managed funds tend to do very well for the first years and then money piles into them expecting them to continue to over perform. Then they get greedy and get assblasted and everyone that bought the top sells the bottom (people are fucking stupid) and the fund closes.

An individual that isn't emotionally retarded and managing their own money can see very basic questions

"Are things expensive or cheap right now?"- Benjamin Graham

That's literally it... Wait until things are cheap and then buy them.

In 2008 10 years of gains were lost in two days.
That must have been real bitch for people.

>>56659790
anon you had a year to accumulate under 10 dollars how is your average cost that high

>>56659814
its down from 30...

>>56659790
cut your losses at this point and be happy you only took a 19% hit. If you put it into TQQQ you can probably make it back by eoy

>>56659919
nah i was rewarded bigtime for just buying/holding rycey, ill just hold it

JEROME POWELL IS A CHEATING JEW WHO STEALS THE MONEY OF INNOCENT BOBOS

PLTR just cant stop winning

>>56659471
Teach me based god. Calls on what??

I just bought SPY calls for $40,000, what am I in for?

How much money am I going to make this santa bull run?

>>56660251
https://voca.ro/1nXwaarzIDvc

>>56660251
What strike and expiry? SPY's hit the top for this morning and trades at 450 and falling.

>>56660251
Calling fake and gay you couldn't possibly fomo that hard.

>they believed the news
>the same news that told them the plandemic was real
>the same news that said to wear masks
>the same news that said get the jab
>the same news that said muh Ukraine
>the same news that said muh israel
>>inflation was d-d-different

Stay poor ya broke ass beyaches! I got 10k tqqq shares fittin bout it bout it!

Anyone who buys today is clinically retarded. its obvious dump tomorrow.

Prices are objectively going up at the fastest rate I've seen so far, but here they are claiming """""cool inflation"""""". What an absolute joke of a country. We've reached Soviet Union levels of fake and gay-ness.

>>56659438
So, when do we sell?

THIS BREAD IS STALE AND I HATE IT

Why is SMG so slow all of a sudden?

is everyone buying calls?

i am also wondering where this absolute fucking retard is
>>56610543
>>56610572
>>56610593
>>56610916

>stale bake

TOP SIGNAL IS IN BOYS. OPEN YOUR SHORTS

i hate bobos and so does the market

Oil finishing its round trip lmao

Thoughts? It's gonna bounce right the fuck back I reckon.

>>56660715
He's some hysterical retard that's been posting walls of text about how everything's doomed in every thread for months.

>>56660715
Liquidated

>>56660613
The top (two more decades)

>>56659481
>Will people now buy government bonds when yields are lower?
>Even though deficits keep exploding?
It's a mystery why the market keeps on discounting yields to aide debtors.
Apart from delusions of imminent change to monetary policy (return to low interest rates, infinite qe) I don't know why this would be occurring.
A discounting of yields right now quite literally prevents a recession from manifesting leaving the fed with no incentive to change their stance on tighter and higher for longer. Also leaving the market with no arguments to continue discounting yields.
I'm confused.

>>56659471
gains?

>>56659471
Enjoy those taxes buddy. Long holds pay less taxes.

>>56659650
I agree but the fed's behavior makes me feel desperate, somewhat torn and want to fomo. Will probably just buy some equipment to make money with instead.

i got too cocky and lost all my morning gains

>>56660777
Trips of truth. This is the top. Thank you for your sacrifice

There is no other chart

>>56660232
zoom out
Purp=CaseSchiller
Green= Housing Cost
Red=Pop
Black=Interest

They're hiding the Data on the Fed sites
I'm having to get it from Robert Directly

http://www.econ.yale.edu/~shiller/data.htm

>>56660777
>trips
>7s at that

>>56660769
> Will probably just buy some equipment to make money with instead.
What do you have in mind?

>>56660715
>>56659463
Still here
Still bearish
Nothing has changed
Deflation is not bullish
The economy is fucked
My short positioning has not changed whatsoever

>>56660782

>>56659471
No because I make enough to live on, so I roll all my divis back into my stocks.

>>56660795
What are you shorting? Market indices?

>>56660795
so post positions and lets all have a laugh

We buying Jet Blue today?

Is KO going out of business?

>>56660785
>WW1, the Spanish flu, and the Great depression are the only thing to ever stagnate housing for more than a decade
Buy the dip, this will only ever get worse.

>>56660785
just sold, trying to time a real estate crash to buy back in, some markets down 40%, one Im looking at has houses listed at 1.4m that sit for a year and then sell for 800
we just need that lehman moment (again)

>>56660795
nothing has changed except a neon green market obliterating your portfolio lmfao

>>56659463
>>56659481
>Will people now buy government bonds when yields are lower?
No one buys bonds at auction anymore. No reason to risk it. They buy in the free market afterwards based on signals, frontrunning the treasury/fed's own plans basically.

>Even though deficits keep exploding?
Irrelevant. If the dollars exist then naturally someone must be the bagholder that holds them. If our government wants to implement YCC, there is no choice but for someone to baghold at a loss.
Pensions and Insurance funds have mandates to hold bonds, so think of it as a tax on those suckers. Also a lot of boomers out there still passively getting assfucked in their target date trash or the default 60/40 retirement fund allocations.

Look at Japan. Long term effect is that currency weakens and inflation increases.

>>56660805
>>56660806
I have posted my short positioning and rationale for it here 10+ times
ranked by weight of shorting, first = short the most
>XLK (tech)
>XLY (consumer discretionary)
>XLC (communications)
>XLF (financials)
>XLI (industrial)
>XLRE (real estate)
>XLB (materials)
>XLU (utilities)
>XLP (consumer staples)
>XLV (healthcare)
>XLE (energy)
you can look within these sectors and see which stocks are the heaviest weights and deduce my actual positions
>>56660821
OMG!!! THE MARKET WENT FROM $430 TO $450!!!
I'M RUINED!!!!
WAOOWWW!!!!!
Lol.
3/4 of my portfolio is long, as I have explained numerous times.

So I bought 300 sqqq at 29.
Should I just eat the loss? The rest of my folio is in cash gaining 5%, and I have automated bogglebuys once a month. I think I’m too stupid to make shrewd plays

>>56660816
Warren Buffet bailed out months ago, nobody wants Cockola any more.

>>56660802
Do you enjoy your job? I haven't worked at a single continuous job for more than maybe 18 months in my life. I honestly couldn't imagine doing anything over and over for decades without going insane.

>>56660813

>>56660839
>tell people this is the exact top
>tell people to sell with both hands
>tell people the market is doomed to violently dump
>ended up being completely and utterly wrong
>tell people you've been 3/4th long the entire time you've said this
holy fuck lmfao.

>>56660813
Imagine no hold back open hand slapping those hanging tiddies

>>56660733
How are the fundamentals? What caused the recent drops?

>>56660869
Just buy the ai hype

>>56660839
why dont you post actual positions you nigger or are you a poor fag just larping
also all i had to do was look at XLK sitting on a yearly high with %47 YTD gains

>>56660869
Did you honestly expect anything less?
Please don't tell me you seriously believed an anonymous shitposter on the internet would apologize for their past mistakes?

>>56660869
>pic related
I have been completely correct, to a T, within several points, the other 9 out of 10 times
too early this time - but nothing has changed
Blow off top today
When we are below 4000 SPX, you will understand why you should have been selling with both hands

>>56660854
I enjoyed my last job for quite a while. Worked there for over 8 years, but I really wanted to leave after 6. Due to COVID fucking the market over it took me a while to move on. The issue was I wasn't getting to learn new things and I was worried it would hurt my career (software engineering). Moved to my new job and got full work from home, so I enjoy it even more.
I get to save way more money than before, don't have to drag my ass to an office, and I do relatively engaging work and I'm learning new stuff at the same time.
I've loved programming and software since I was in high school (And enjoyed computers since I was kid), so I do genuinely like what I do. I don't always love it, because external forces that prevent me from just being able to focus on programming sometimes present themselves, but when its comfy MAN is it C O M F Y.

>>56660907
Lmfao fuck you, you absolute clown. Jerk my cock with both hands, more like it

>>56660869
>>56660885
>tell people you've been 3/4th long the entire time you've said this
>>56376757
>I have 4 portfolios, each of this size, 3 of which are being managed by 3 different firms, and then I have my own personal trading account, same size
I am obviously short.
The other managers are long.

>>56660927
Literally a glownigger.

>>56660907
>I have been completely correct, to a T, within several points, the other 9 out of 10 times
Both DXY and SPY are higher than when you doubled down on that July win, calling the market a perma-short.

>>56660907
so SPX will be below 4000 EOY, sometime in the next decade or in the next millennium?
trying to understand where the goal post is before it starts flying

There are HOLES. Gaping cavernous HOLES all along this rally. The intraday volume in non existent. Bananas and hotdogs sailing down hallways.

>>56660907
please put on a tripcode so i can..follow your posts

>>56660943
before April 1, 2024, SPX will be below 4,000
after this holiday season is 'processed'
if the systemic risk event happens, much, much sooner

>>56660881
Vince McMahon dumped like 700 million worth of this stock the other day

>>56660915
Fair enough. I just cringe at people that hate their job and stack away pennies dreaming of an escape one day. I have no debt and most years I would say on average I work 6-9 months out of the year full-time. The most NPC lives imaginable are lived by some people that love to criticize or think they aren't the very definition of one

I hate 90% of people and will never desire to function in any office setting with all the cringe/fake ass faggots and Karen's saying they are a "family" while simultaneously spending all day spreading rumors and fucking people over. Work from home is solid though

>>56660967
*snap* Yep, this ones going in my cringe compilation

>>56660967
>giving a hard date
surely you are in on a short position of SPX with expiry in april then ? care to post that position ?

>>56660956
i've known quite a few women like that, i'm already shorting SOXX just like the big short man

>>56659539
whatever makes you happy I guess

I added Rycey to my shitfolio

>>56660971
I understand. I'd be lying if I didn't have ideas of quitting my job if I ever hit it big, and at one point in this market I sort of did then fucked up badly (took a lot of soul searching to get out of that mental hole). Still, as part of that soul searching I've fallen back into dollar cost averaging, managing my funds more frugally, and being happy with what I've got and what I can plan for, rather than trying unsustainable market strategies to try to retire ultra early. I still plan to retire early, but I'm going be happy to take my time to get there, instead of be unhappy that my rush jobs end up failing (like they did).

>>56661007
>shorting SOXX just like the big short man
He's not shorting it tho

Hope everyone here took advantage to slurp that SAVE dip.
Still an easy triple from here to next month, but at this point you've missed the best entry.

>>56660969
Absolute madlad.

>>56661036
>he doesnt know

>All this AI hype and yet no perfect Lum robot wife
That's it, I am shorting NVDA right now. Come on, man, that's all I want in life. Why can't they give me that?

>>56660792
Torn between waterjet and 5 axis cnc mill. The plasma table was a great value-add when we got it (2020).

>>56659807
Kek. Keep crying, bobo. I'm ridin' with Biden, and a government that gives me gains

Yo wtf, NVIDIA hasn't even touched 500 and MUMU is celebrating?

>>56660969
Yup because he's not locked in like everyone else and he is a spiteful nigga. That just makes a nice dip to get in at.

You didn't miss the october bottom for a second time in a row did you?

>>56661143
Not only did they miss it, they sold it while calling it the top.

>>56661055
Just go to /g/'s AI thread and get Tavern set up or use kobold or something and make a Lum chat bot.

>>56661033
I had a 150% run in two months last year and it was honestly more stressfu/jading than fun. Was high on mushrooms one night and came to the conclusion it's easier to just use my portfolio as an ATM than to keep scaling the stress. I barely make moves anymore other than selling things on days like today and just skimming my watchlist to see if anything hit a buy price. I think I've only been on 4chan maybe 5 times this year and it's mostly just to call everyone a nigger and tell them they should go to the gym

>>56660777
Nice.

how stupid are bulls to celebrate the markets going up? that only means you can never buy anything for a good price again. the market is at least 50% overvalued. SPY to 200.

>>56661207
>How can you celebrate making money?
the rallying cry of the bobo everyone

>>56661223
you're not making money, you're printing it from thin air you scheming jewish banker rat.

>>56661244
but that's literally how money is made

>>56661244
Skill issue

Should I sell my TSLA today? I’m not so sure this rally will sustain.

Do you hear the wailing from the pits?

i hope all of you retarded permabulls get untreatable brain cancer and die slowly and painfully while recollecting on your actions

>>56661184
I had something like a 250% run then got crushed down to a 50% loss due to greed and stupidity, so I have to regulate myself a lot more for my own sanity.
The solace lies in that I'll be back to where I was pre-run in about a year and a half's time with my current investing schedule.

>>56661244
>he doesn't know

>bobo's faces when they short into cooling CPI and the death of "Higher for Longer"

Bob cried out “it’s a scam tho” as mumu ominously replied “always has been”

there's massive unemplyoment and layoffs, no one has a job, banks are dying because commercial real estate is dead, AI meme sales and investments are dropping off and somehow the market is 60% higher than before covid? kill yourselves.

>>56661293
Lock bobo up in the psyche ward

>>56661328
>3,2% after 7,7%
https://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/2022/consumer-prices-up-7-7-percent-over-year-ended-october-2022.htm#:~:text=Consumer%20prices%20up%207.7%20percent%20over%20year%20ended,was%20the%20smallest%2012-month%20advance%20since%20January%202022.

literal dogshit reading desu if you think about the interest rates

>>56661328
its not fucking cooling though, nowcast is 4.1%...

>>56661328
>>56661355
wait, I didn't write desu. What did I actually type in? I think it was mumu

>>56661353
So the poors are so poor they can’t buy the rally? Mumus, let’s ride

>>56661371
>poors can't buy goyslop hardware, entertainment, food
>this is bullish for manufacturers!

Why are some people suddenly talking about deflation? Do you even know what it means? We are nowhere near deflation territory. We have a lower inflation since we had gigahigh inflation last year. Deflation... now that would actually be very bearish but there's no way that will ever happen again

>>56661385
Bullish for a short term rally. Yesssssir

>>56661397
you niggers will return to me the dollar menu

>>56661353
>there's massive unemplyoment and layoffs, no one has a job
this is what I think hasn't been processed by many yet. At first it was "just cooder techbros" and trimming fat due to overhiring during covid. Now its happening across sectors. Banking/Financial, business services, IT, logistics, media, marketing, etc. The only people hiring now are healthcare, gov, and retail/food/hospitality wageslaves. Spending slowdown hasn't even begun yet, but pretty soon those severance packages are gonna end.

>>56661397
you know why they're doing it and it's picrel

>>56661397
People are talking about deflation because in real terms the economy IS deflating, its jewish money printing tricks that hides it from the “typical” measurements.
So if you were to account for inflation you would see that everyone in the economy is producing less and less efficiently than we were

>>56661371
>So the poors are so poor
coder techbros who were making 500k at google and now can't get a job because the tech market is OVER are poor to you? we aren't talking about homeless people.

>>56661397
Deflation is what actually would be necessary and right after that gigainflation, but since this system is all about fake growth, inflation is good. You know, cancer also grows and benefits of growth factors

>>56661355
the only things that matter are what makes the market lines go up and down, we could have Hoovervilles from sea to shining sea and if it made SOXL pump then that's all I care about. The people of this faggot nation made their own bed and I'm not laying in it with them.

>>56661207
>>56661244
>>56661293

Lol how much did you lose on your put?

>>56661353

Sounds like poor ppl problems to me. Banks are fine

>complain about not getting UBI
>when the gov't is literally giving you a state-controlled opportunity for gains

Any REIT holders left? We're eating good today.

Can the thread please move a little faster so I can post joe chinese market setpoint biden at the top of the next one?

>>56661451
I watched teslas calls do a 1500% last week. Ai is still hyped to the gills. C3.ai is a bullish wyckoff. Gonna get 1000% out of calls between now and December. God bless. And it’s not just tech bros that are hurting

>FALL

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMBBBEEEEEER

Oh, govt shutdown faggotry is going on in congress and Kevin McCarthy hit someone for ousting him, I don't think its going to pass.

Wtf happened to Bobo today?

>>56661475
Everyone but bears and "cashgangsters" are eating good today.

>>56661457
This guy gets it. The big money just benefits too much from inflation since it is percentage-based. Therefore, the lesser people get shit and have to work harder for smaller compensation while the big money collects the big money. Simple and maybe a bit overexaggerated but I feel it is a rather apt description.

>>56661496
Wait until sour hour.

I AM WARNING YOU ABOUT THE HOLES, MOO MOOS
DO NOT GET COCKY ABOUT THE HOLES
>>56661475

>>56661501
>just the basic plot-level description of biden regime policy

The only reason this ever wasn't obvious to everyone is because of you fucking reddit shills.

>>56661507
Are we gonna get a bart?

>so-called regulators gas the market just so the intelligentsia doesn't have to look stupid
What a benevolent society with good guys in charge.

How long do I need to shill c3.ai before this becomes a Starwar’s thread?

>>56661501
the reason they target low positive inflation isn't anything so insidious, it's just because if you miss by a couple % and wind up in deflation your economy can death spiral into the great depression 2 and that fucks everybody

(also you have who benefits backwards - deflation appreciates savings which the poor don't have and depreciates debt which the poor have lots of)

>>56661527
Naturally. The big caps are in fact benefitting from the high rates. Their payments on their debts are most likely smaller than what they are getting from the high interest rates. Fuckin kek. This is just beyond j'wed

>>56661565
inflation depreciates debt*

Forex bros how are you holding up?

>CATHIE WOOD: MORE UNEMPLOYMENT TO BE SEEN IN SIX TO NINE MONTHS
IT'S JOEVER, CATHIE JUST BOUGHT SARK

Hope you fuckers bought PCT yesterday when I told you to.
>>56653786
>>56653905

Anyone done a wellness check on this anon?
>>56653934

>>56661565
Inflation entails price gouging. The big money always wins when there are sudden big spikes in inflation.
>>56661513
Watch it, elephant-slut

>>56661613
I smoking hookah on your ass bitch, undervalued is undervalued. Leave politics out of it.

>>56661563
I day dream about having the motivation to reach clevelandcliffs shill status but he was dedicated. I gotta wait for it to hit 35 I suppose. Then really lay it on thick.

>>56661612
We don't sprekens ze doitch over here brosephus

i did it again
i bought at the top
i better get used
to eating goyslop

>>56661641
They ask you for a donation for *trans humanrights, trans* kids&youth, anti-discrimination

It's over for Paypalfags.

>>56661497
My storage reits are up way more than everything else in my holdings. Are people realizing tent life isn't all that great?

>>56661614
A SPAC scam that started trading post-covid, and it hasn't delisted at zero yet?
You'd be wise to listen to that other anon.

>>56661645
>Poem anon eats Onions Green.

>>56661659
Damn, they just blatently put that right there? You better donate to the death cult or you gonna be on another list bro

>>56661641
Also, are you dutch american? You wrote it how I imagine a dutch person would write
>Sprechen Sie deutsch?

>>56661496
We beat Inflation™ expectations by 0.06ppt! We did it Reddit! Thank you Biden!

>>56661686
Fuck you, Bleecker. I will piss on and then dance on your grave after your little fund gets liquidated in the PCT short squeeze.

>>56661758
>short squeeze.
You might be in the wrong thread.

Smg weebs when they realize I was right about AI

>>56661708
I probably have a little in me, but I won't send my DNA to those companies to see for sure. Now that I think about it, my mom's biological dad was dutch, she sent in a DNA test and found out her real dad was another pilot from American Airlines than the pilot who she thought was hervdad her whole life, apparently my grandma had an affair with another pilot, they all 3 worked for AAL back in the 1950s kek

so did we finally pause inflation or did it rise again but just not as bad as we thought it would?

>>56661782
We beat inflation. Its over

>>56661782
Inflation isn’t real

>>56661715
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/recession-hit-us-2024-ndash-175051903.html

The Federal Reserve will slash interest rates by an eye-popping 275 basis points next year, according to UBS.

That's nearly four times as steep a cut as the market is expecting.

UBS expects a mid-2024 recession to encourage the central bank to start easing.

>>56661787
like for real or until its revised in 60 days?

>>56661791
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/one-wall-streets-biggest-bears-024002628.html

Financial markets are headed for a "huge crash," the bearish hedge fund manager Mark Spitznagel says.

He told Intelligencer he thought the US was in the biggest credit bubble in history.

Bursting that bubble could "burn down the whole forest," he said.

>>56661803
officially

>>56661803
History is always being revised, anon

>>56661791
June 24 gold futures look interesting. So maybe not too far off. Best thing that could happen would be a flash crash at start of next year followed by rate cuts into the election pooooomping to ath’s. Godbless america and fuck the rest of the world.

>>56661805
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56661780
Wonderful grandma.

Did she look like one of these?

ALSO; I HOPE YOU BOUGHT PUTS; ANON

>>56661831
Can get literally infinitely close before it pops. I’ll fight all this fud off. We rally this week. You realize I’m right. You fomo into c3.ai

Alright ursine frens, just to be nice to you I sold ONE (1) of my green positions (that I didn't want anymore but still)

4chan goes down for like 8 hours market pumps super hard because of that.

just woke up

>>56660756
Depends on the state.

>>56661805
The perma bull circle jerk in here won’t tell you core services Ex-shelter accelerated to 3.85% year over year

>>56661877
Oh. My. God. Someone call Powell and tell him he has to do an emergency hike right now!!!!!!

Stfu faggot

lol META
either people (((in the know))) have been shown internal still super secret footage (or were invited to experience) some kind of breathtaking "vr" experience with yet to be released hardware and are front running Zuckerberg taking over the world or idk.

>>56661865
XOMbros, we're eating dirt today.
>>56661837
This level of makeup on an old woman just looks so weird

>>56661877
its over

>>56661870
good morning fellow NEET

>>56661877
bullish

I just got bearish

>>56661915
Everyone knows the script now. Phony numbers to make line go up.

>>56661877
JEROME-SAMA PLS HIKE THE RATES RIGHT NOW CORE SERVICES ARE UP 3.85% YoY WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SPY is literally going to 450 today
Bears btfo yet again

>>56661865
The fact Tesla pumps 5% on the CPI should make you think

>>56661915
>Russell which is the most vulnerable to high rates is already starting to price in rate cuts
Bloody hell just how fuckin forward looking is this market?

I bought 21 spy calls that expire tomorrow at .10 for 454 enjoy the dump tomorrow bobros

>>56661957
So ride the line up until it looks like anyone is going to stop faking the numbers

>>56661947
And another one down and another one down and another one bites the dust

>Spx up 2% today
What did I miss sisters? What happened?

>>56661908
For their age they look good. A bit manly faces, but bombshell body on the right and has something. Younger women use way more makeup and it is disgusting.

>>56661966
It's also high beta so I wouldn't read too much into this

/RTY bros stay winning

>>56661908
Today is XOM ex-div of $0.95, it's green on market movement for today.

>>56661984
I bought 144 soxs puts

>>56661877
>core services Ex-shelter accelerated
Poor bobo still hasn't realized inflation is bullish if rates stay flat.

>>56661966
Forward looking enough to know that next years an election year. Dur. And the establishment hates trump. Dur. So to get biden to win the economy HAS to do better. For the economy to do better interest rates HAVE to go down. Priced in? Not yet. But pricing in for sure

>>5666183
Sauce?

>>56661969
Thank you for your sacrifice good fren, Bobo needs all the help he can get

>>56661984
Market thinks Powell is done raising rates
He probably is but I don't see him cutting rates next year either

Market theme: https://youtu.be/TSAdHJV_ZYo?si=fp-dO8xxmTqUHNBY

>>56661984
HOLES. GIANT CHASMS.

>>56662024
What was it?

Ai bros. It ain’t hard

>Jan 2026 TQQQ 0.8 delta calls are only $1900 a piece
Is this free money?

>>56661998
>Misread and thought it said Basedbean Metal

I hope Bobo knocks this market down.
We can't let Biden have any wins.

>>56662030
Given my other positions it's probably crab central

What a day. I made $50 million today.

>>56661987
>For their age
How old are we talking about here? If 50+, I'd agree. If below 50, they look awful. Bombshell body? I would say above average but okay, m8. Still would but that's only because I'm feeling quite frisky after doing wide grid pull ups.
>>56662002
Right, forgot about that. Thx m8.

I actually expected retardation, but not this much desu.

>NVDA about to touch $500 again
lmao, to think I wanted to short it somewhat above $400...

>>56662051
official bobo car

>>56662074
no more free money on this earth than buying NVDA $400 and selling $450-$500

after earnings range may change

so what news causaed nvda to run up 25% in a month... oh, nothing? seems a little fishy!

>>56662087
Yes I drove one of those for 14 years.

>>56662095
Tell us, how many tranches are you on now?

>>56662095
Ai you turd burglar

>>56662064
I made $150 (unrealized)

Even the people on the right side of this move know how batshit clownworld it is.
Even gestapo are starting to wonder if maybe it's slightly immoral to just spoof society wholesale for ~290 million civilians.

KEEP PUMPING
https://youtu.be/ppyUiA2lsws

Back from 3 day ban
Why?
Because janny’s don’t know what a vanguard fund is and banned me for being off topic. They thought it was a scam or crypto.

Also fuck bears. Enjoy getting your balls squeezed by this rally.

>>56662126
Imagine actually thinking “this time it’s different”

L
M
A
O

>>56662144
I didn't say anything about "this time it's different," you tryhard faggot.

>>56662111
Not a single NVDA bull has explained to me what an AI chip does and how it's different than a regular chip

>>56662139
Based dj anon back from 2020
Bullish as fuck

QQQ is just a couple bucks away from 52 week highs. When will it hit it, today, tomorrow? Or is this gonna be a top?

spy 500 eoy, bears hanging off of christmas trees

>Even gestapo are starting to wonder if maybe it's slightly immoral


“Maybe it’s different….”

Fgggggggt

oil bros...

>>56662111
AI was news a year ago and already quadrupled the price on pure copium which fizzled out

>>56662156
>doesn't know how machine learning works
>wants to be spoonfed

>>56662160
I'm not the same anon, but I can still post some good tracks

One must Remember whites are the only group to generate net positive tax.

>>56662156
Who gives a flying fuck. It’s obviously going to dump eventually but right now it’s retard bull strength. We just saw a major pull back. Bombs going off in Middle East. Russia fighting a worthless war. Dem president. Rep house. Interest rates high enough to get cut. P/E ratios retarded high. It sounds like early 2000’s to me holy fuck. We are actually back. It’s the SAME AS IT EVER WAS

>>56662166
Whatever you have to tell yourself to not feel stupid for that dumb non sequitur you pulled out of your fedora for lost redditors, you unfunny, unintelligent tryhard FAGGOT who can't even come up with shit to say that makes any sense and instead depends entirely on how he's just naturally an insufferable retard even when he's trying not to be.

>>56661019
I'Adidas Possible? The fuck's that supposed to mean?

Like two years later and the gestapo still won't get rid of this sentient liability who goes around the internet making everyone hate glowfaggots.

>>56662196
Look if we are in agreement and your statement was retarded and this time things aren’t different. And the “gestapo” are going to become moral because ya know. It’s not different. Then we have no beef you dumb fggggt

>say anything at all critical about glowies
>this one faggot decides he's the world's edgiest comedian
>predictably
>every single time

Seriously, what a stupid asshole. Imagine how fed up you would be with this guy if you were one of the few cops who isn't just a retard.

>>56662184
how do i short the white race

>>56662215
Gestapo arent*

>>56662184
That just means white people are the majority of the 1%.

>>56661998
Smash and grab short sellers are kill.

>>56662215
WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TELL YOURSELF TO NOT FEEL STUPID FOR YOUR FUCKTARDED NONSENSE REPLIES, YOU TRYHARD BORE AND FAGGOT

>>56662224
>schizo anon is back

>>56662229
Buy Calls on GBHM, Globohomo Inc.

Jannies are fags

>>56662164
We still have PPI and 30 Fed speakers this week

I'm -5k on these soxs calls but I have cheap Nov 15th spy calls and a dream

>>56662245
MEDS shilling is back on the menu

>>56662253
I thought me losing 1k was bad!

Yahoo now has tradingview style charts

>>56662184
It's only meaningful if it's per capita.

>>56662240
>maybe the jews won’t be so jewy, not implying things are different. Just saying. Like maybe the clown world has gone too far but things are totally still the same. But maybe….?

This is you

>>56662256
Is that a euphemism for the 12 glowfaggots who go full-on buttrage whenever anyone questions reddit's bootlicker shit in this thread?

So now these fags also add a powerhour after the memepump? ok, somewhat to be expected. Same thing friday

>>56660756
Depends on where you are. As a leaf, no matter how long I hodl it's 50%

Ok, we're pumping again into close
Time to bring out the hard stuff
https://youtu.be/rzfu5GQtJ_4
LET'S FUCKING GO
POWER HOUR

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>56662272
WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TELL YOURSELF FAGGOT
THE ANSWER WILL STAY THE SAME UNTIL YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T DIRECTLY TRANSLATE TO "I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO BE A TROLL BUT MY BRAIN IS EMPTY"

>>56662264
meanwhile... on /biz/

>>56662295
The all caps is a nice touch. Like I said no beef as long as we are in agreement that : this time it’s not different and if it’s not different, and it’s the same as it ever was, we are gonna pump.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There is still a few cents in those pockets bobo cough it all up

>>56662277
No ammo to squeeze VIX

working on a pretty firm erection at the moment

>>56662141
I got banned for three days for mentioning Nintendo stock.
I mean... new system on the way and it's Christmas, kind-of a no brainer.

450
bears btfo

>>56662275
Some time ago some anon posted the results of bot scrapes from our thread that gets posted in places like stocktwits and MEDS was one of the tickers most often mentioned. Obviously nobody was bringing up meds the ticker when they post meds at other people. But also, take your meds dude holy shit.

>>56662261
If tomorrow ends up like today (doubt) then I have a chance. I'm not giving up hope just yet

>>56662316
Probably a new Janny that doesn’t understand anything but crypto

Moving from cashgang to Goldgang, seems like they choose hyperinflation.
Sad

>Then there are people here that talk about priced in
How can anybody really use this memephrase anymore after 2 pumps on no hike outlook? Nothing was or is really priced in

>>56662344
Goodbye debt

Took a quick look at the heatmap
>Burning my eyes its so bright green
Bobo really went & fucked up this time, huh?

>>56662320
>Yes, it is. Stop talking about us. It makes us feel stupid because we're not supposed to be so obvious.

Oh ok, sorry. I might suggest one more time, then, firing the one asshole.

>>56662319
I just bought puts for the first time in weeks

watch and learn

>>56662353
He thought it was different this time

I am convinced trading is 80% mental 20% strategic.

I'm stuck in this bearish mindset from twitter, pol, bloomberg etc... Somehow this bearish mindset has influenced my judgement. Cloud my thinking.

Markets can only go up, down or sideways. That gives automatically gives you 50% chance of winning. 80% of the time markets always goes up.

Yet somehow I am hesitant trying to go long this market. These rip your face off rallies happened THREE TIMES this year and I missed all of them.

Markets are hard to trade because you have to go against your human instincts. Only through experience will you become confident. Only through confidence will you be able to trade effectively.

That's why they say a monkey throwing random buy so sell signals will always be a better than than 90% of people.

>>56662348
I was one of those good goys, who paid off all there debt.
Shit fucking sucks man

>>56662173
That's software retard
>>56662190
Based honest answer

And just like that, SPY will never be above $450 ever again!

>>56662156
The new Nvidia chip makes the stock go up.
First ever. Seent it here first.

>>56662371
maybe just dont be a trader lol

>>56662371
if everyones negative, just buy calls
either way the market goes up more than it goes down so its statistically a better bet at any given time to buy calls
this is why buy the dip is a thing

>>56662320
meds

>>56661984
Core inflation down .1 percent

>>56662371
They happened three times this year *because* the central financial system knew you'd be incapable of joining in. They will have spent this entire presidential term buying back all of their capitol, and then in 2024, we'll get some neocon to become the world's HR manager. Gender roles will also suddenly be acceptable again.

I'm glad the little shitstain who trolls this thread will have to live in the world his faggot gestapo parents made for him. I hope he remembers this post in twenty years.

>>56662401
MEDS indeed

>>56662419
>>56662419

Nice. Well hit a couple more months of low inflation and then itll be back to the moon again.

Crab down till jan, when muh etf begins to be priced in again and pump to 45k. After that I have no idea.

I just realized I became Frank Grimes to mumus Homer Simpson.
Holy shit, its so over

>>56662430
>past performance is not indicative of future results
Heh, nothin personel son.

>>56662156
Not an nvdia bull and I haven't really checked out their shit but there are several niche areas for the machine learning:

>Memory type, architecture and acces

>arrays of programmable resistors (super energy efficient) which has its own list of proprietary production processes. Basically using protons/ions and magnetic fields to operate on the nanosecond range and fabrication techniques in the nanometer realm

Much of these techniques were compatible with previous production techniques. Seems legit. They're using protons and some kinda ion resistors and the speed of propogation varies with energy (voltage?).

bear trap before 451 close.

>>56662229
By clapping at a hockey game when that groid shows up.

>>56660839
you are short??? smg told me you are gme baggie, maybe bbby baggie.

>>56659471
No I’m in this casino forever