/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

suckers rally

>give Jensen money
>NVDA goes up 6-10% in one week
>repeat every single week
There's no reason to do anything else.

Day will end blood red

We're so fucking back.

>>56658293
Not really how inflation works vs. company value. The reason we can support trillion dollar market caps now and we couldn't in 1950 is because of inflation.

I missed the bottom again. God damn it. Fuck.

Are you guys ready for some of the most delusional bear faggot cope of the year?? Remember pic related? Lmfao

>THE ECONOMY IS SO WEAK THAT WE ARE FACING DEFLATION
>DEFLATION IS BULLISH, DON'T YOU SEE
>CORPORATE REVENUES, PROFITS DECREASING DUE TO DEFLATION
>THIS IS A ... GOOD THING!! SEE!!
>DEMAND FALLING SO MUCH THAT WE ARE FACING DEFLATION
>B-BULLISH!! SEE!!
>THE ECONOMY DOESN'T MATTER, ONLY FED POLICY MATTERS
This is your brain on mumu crack.
Deflation is not bullish.

>>56658279
Should I sell everything and then buy back on the dip?

the inflation numbers are completely FAKE and GAY

I am unironically closing my account and putting all my money into a bank. Fuck this entire bullshit system we live in, I cant operate like this.

going all in SOXL at open.

>>56658306
EAT SHIT FAGGOT BEAR

>Everything is fake and I'm right!
>Nooooo come on economy, don't you know everything is bad?!
Hahahahahaha you DESERVE IT hahahahahaha

Amidst the towers of wealth and dreams so high,
A tempest brewed, unseen by hopeful eyes.
The market danced with numbers in the sky,
Yet, fate unfurled, and fortune met its demise.

As bulls and bears clashed in a fierce ballet,
A crash, a thunderous roar, shook the ground.
The wealthy wept, their riches swept away,
And silence echoed where once there was sound.

The streets adorned with suits now worn in plight,
The markets weep, and dreams lay shattered.
In every heart, a palpable fright,
As homes are lost and futures tattered.

Yet, from the ruins, seeds of hope may rise,
A lesson learned, in humble compromise.

>>56658305
thank you for continuing to antagonize that anon. he is my least favorite poster.

>>56658306
This, the economy is beginning to implode in real time.

>>56658298
Maybe for DXY

>inflation finally cooling
>"GOYIM THIS IS DEFLATION WE MUST PRINT IMMEDIATELY"

NatGas today!

>>56658306
Stock market is not the economy

>>56658279
KILL ALL BEARS
THANK GOD FOR DEAD BEARS
PUT ALL BEARS IN MASS GRAVES

>Expectations for another interest-rate hike from the Federal Reserve before the end of the year have shrunk to virtually zero, while traders now expect up to five rate cuts in 2024 following the release of an October inflation report. Data from the CME Group show futures traders are now pricing in virtually 100% probability that the Fed will leave interest rates on hold after their final policy meeting of the year next month. Meanwhile, they are pricing in at least four rate cuts by the end of the Fed’s December 2024 policy meeting, with expectations for a fifth cut more than doubling to nearly 23%, according to the CME’s FedWatch tool.
Americabros we literally are incapable of losing

>>56658328
Unironically the bull case.
Bears have been fighting a meme market for years and get run over time and time again, with the exception of 2022.

Total nigger bear death!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>Yields tanking

We are so back

>>56658335
>they're gonna cut the rates back to zero next year bros lets gooooo
Absolutely delusional

>>56658298
>Bobo just keeps capitulating

Cash gang here, regretting everything, considering suicide

>>56658352
WESKER!

>>56658334
It's an indicator

>>56658355
>Cutting rates means cutting rates to 0
Lol, lmao. Desperate cope.

>stocks up 1.6% globally today

>>56658353
huge melt up and a perfect bang bang bang post. we don't deserve it but i'll take it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

I hope they inflate the debt away forever. Bye bye mortgage

>>56658321
They deserve every crumb of ridicule. 90 days of some of the most obnoxious doomer bullshit only to be COMPLETELY WRONG for the second year in a row. Absolute retards.

>>56658293
earnings don't move markets, liquidity does.
>CPI impacts fed decisions
>fed decisions impact liquidity.
>liquidity impact number go up or down
There you go. There's your market primer.
>Verification not required.

What the fuck lmfao everything is gapping up.

>>56658353
Thank you for your service lad

>buy when there is blood on the streets

bought some ZIM yesterday. let's see how this will work out

>>56658279
I hate the kikemarket

Christmas rally is coming early. Happy jolly merry Christmas bros. Bears are back in the cave until Q1 of 2024. God bless

>>56658306
Substantial deflation of the actual cost of living is simply not feasible with modern fiat currency. That's kind of the reason why this regime was imposed in the first place.

sold my 12$ puts on the UVXY
hopefully it wasn't too early

>want to buy bonds but it takes 2 days before you can use your cash if you do a currency conversion

>>56658353
Precise and on time just like my sister when she wakes me up every day at 7 am with a kiss

>could have made $8000 on soxl
i will not recover

>>56658401
I stopped buying in October. The market always pumps at the end of year anyway. I'll start buying again in Q1 2024 with a fat lump of cash.

rip bobos

Lmfao bear niggers and "cashgang" faggot lmfao just lmfao.

Let's go tessie virgies
Lets spit on the face of those bears and early sellers, let's fucking go

This is legitimately hilarious

>>56658401
>until Q1 of 2024
We’re not going to see another bear market until like 2030. Fed starts cutting in march and we’ll be back to 2% rates in 2025.

bon jovi finally

Everyone and their mother is going to be buying the rest of the week. This CPI cancels all rate hike fears forever.

>>56658414
looks like it was

>VOO at 410 now

How do bears handle these kinds of monumental blowouts?

1.7%!!!
>1.7%!!!
1.7%!!!
>1.7%!!!

BOBOS WHERE ARE YOU

>>56658467
they have been well prepared for being wrong and losing all their money by doing it for the past 15 years straight

>>56658448
been trying to tell you guys for months there is no resistance until 4800
>>56658467
there are people here who shorting the bottom and are still holding the bags hoping it will go back down lol

>>56658467
by throwing hissy sissy fits and doubling down on puts

>didn’t want to spend $55 on a 1dte spy call yesterday
>its now over $420
I’m not gonna make it

Tom Lee has foretold this faceripper rally

>unrealized p&l: 11$

looks like we are back bros

t. -52% anon

I am about to capitulate. Be warned. I am going to buy spy calls on Fidelity.

russell up 3,5%

brehs

>>56658483
I already did both of those.

Guess I'm broke now. Fuck.

I notice that completely obnoxious reddit spacing faggot is absent from this thread lol. What's wrong bud?? Mad you shorted the bottom again? Hopefully we get at least a few months of quiet without you retards around

>>56658495
i got my trades done for the day and i'm ready to rotate back to puts do your thing anon

I’ve been bearish for over a year and have done nothing but lose money.
Why didn’t I just bogglechad

Press F to pay respects to JEPI/JEPQ etc covered call holders

There is no such thing as free lunch

Fuck it, I'm buying calls
I know I'm late but this rally has huge legs

>>56658467
You have no idea how bad things are about to become.

NVDA to 600 lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>56658476
>been trying to tell you guys for months there is no resistance until 4800
That's correct. The only issue was this CPI. Have been wondering what was going to happen today for over a year. Long explanation. But it's a huge bull signal CPI was under estimates. It's over. No more fed worries now.

>>56658370
>>56658384
>>56658419

spy is over the weekly expected move wat

Should I have just eaten the loss and bought back my SPXL calls? Maybe.

>>56658518
Don't get overhyped, we don't have the money till it's in our bank account. When we do make it, it will be a gradual arduous journey.

>>56658520
uh-oh, somebody isnt feeling the christmas spirit!

>>56658504
Site was down for like eight hours, just recently came back online.

>>56658517
?
they actually look fairly stable if you're DCAing

>>56658523
>NVDA to 600 lmao
Unironically yes. This is because the market is actually a hedge against inflation in the long term. In order to meet the previous wealth the company had, it needs to move up as much as the dollar lost value against what it was in the conditions of previous wealth. Just to meet a baseline, NVDA needs to get to 600. Inflation is why we have trillion dollar market caps now and that wasn't supportable decades ago.

May I please get a quick rundown on this surprise pump?

>>56658445
Congrats anon

>>56658533
https://voca.ro/1g3ivOCRHMw2

>>56658540
literally pumping on no news whatsoever

Reminder that there is a nice fat MSFT dividend to collect tomorrow

>>56658534
Oh yeah that's for sure the reason all the obnoxious bears are gone. Lol.

>>56658540
thats the bidenomics jack

>>56658543
Are you serious? L-M-A-O Feels so fucking good to be a bull.

>>56658540
Inflation data came in better than expected and there's now growing speculation among financial firms that there might be an additional rate cut next year.

>>56658548
https://voca.ro/1g3ivOCRHMw2

>>56658534
This is an outrage. I am owed like 20 (you)s i was supposed to collect this morning

i just need c3 ai to pump another 300% to break even bros help

>>56658529
Buddy they can't stop the buying.

nvda is up 25% in 3 weeks.

>>56658552
Christmas came early lads. Cheers

>>56658551
inflation is still higher than the 2% target right now
why would they cut

God I hate bull logic so fucking much

>>56658552
https://voca.ro/19pIiXeFM7ya

wrong link

>>56658540
Because of better CPI numbers and that annoying faggot was wrong.

>>56658569
You mean this fucking faggot?

>>56658566
Bro it's not even bull logic, this is just the reality of life faggot. Stop coping and get gud. You guys are dumb, not smart

>>56658566
>inflation is still higher than the 2% target right now
>why would they cut
He said next year. This CPI puts trajectory of 2% happening by June or July. Q4 cuts have been expected by if that goal is met before summer, cuts might happen much faster in order to head off deflation.

>>56658517
Some of them will do okay because they don't write calls on all their folio
Retarded shit like QYLD however deserves its heeming jej

>>56658575
Kek I kept responding to his chart every time that we were in the stealth phase before the take off and it turns out I was right.

>>56658596
You weren't.

>You are logged in without Trading/Market Data permissions You are not connected to the brokerage system (You may be logged in on another platform). The displayed portfolio and market data are delayed.

ibbros stop fucking with me i want to watch numbers go up

>>56658566
I love it when bears forget the "2% OVER TIME" part of it, and also that we were at sub-2% inflation for years while they desperately tried to cause inflation. Eat a bag of dicks you cherry picking cunts.

And wallah. Just like that, NASDAQ will NEVER be below 14000 EVER again.

>>56658609
>I love it when bears forget the "2% OVER TIME" part of it, and also that we were at sub-2% inflation for years while they desperately tried to cause inflation. Eat a bag of dicks you cherry picking cunts.
This guy gets it

Bull euphoria over deflation

>>56658604
DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME CRABBY!!!

>4chan down
>all stocks are pumping
it is only a coincidence.... right?

The grocery,retail, electronics stores, and pretty much every vendor that exists, along with all fast food must be playing a joke on me fellow burgers. What is cheaper now that wasn't last month ?

So 2 weeks ago everything was terrible but now everything is great?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
Who's eating steak tonight bro's? I sure am

>>56658615
It's spelled "voilà" you fucking zoomer shit

>Massive pump
LITERALLY HOW

>>56658634

>>56658638
This is an english language website.

I have $200,000USD Cash
What should I do to make some money with it?
Currently selling calls and earning about 6% a year but that's barely matching inflation.

seems rather Euphoric in here. Lots of "new paradigm" posting as well. Reminder:
>yield curve will uninvert sooner rather than later.
>employment still shit despite what their jew metrics say
>shipping/logistics already slowing down
>housing still absurdly overvalued
>CRE shitshow just beginning
>China's economy slowing is being papered over
>Gov shutdown still a possibility
>ME escalation still a possibility
>despite this """Good""" CPI, prices are still outrageous and delusional talk about rate cuts is cope
hopefully my frens here don't get stuck holding the bag at this exit liquidity pump

>>56658628
I'm not predicting the future, but we've been flattish for 2 years now

>>56658634
Mumu has the memory of a goldfish

>>56658638
actual french here. It's wallah

>>56658634
This was always the deciding day for me. Has been for over a year. Long explanation as to why this particular CPI was so important. But it's easy mode now. Best case scenario for bulls. Of course at the end of the month, NVDA could have shit guidance or something and crash everything. But at least rate hikes aren't an issue anymore.

>>56658609
where

thank you to the anon who recommended CDLX yesterday morning

up 15% already

>>56658279
I RAPE LITTLE NIGGER CHILDREN IN MY BASEMENT

>>56658653
go back to your home country kamel fucker

>>56658631
>Guys why is all the consumer bullshit marketed to the lowest common denominator so expensive?!
>Guys it's not like these companies just rip everyone off as much as they legally can, right?
>Right guys?
How the fuck do you guys not understand this shit

>>56658626
COPE
AND
SEETHE

>>56658634
That was FUD you fucking dunce

>>56658648
OHHHH SHIT HERE THEY COME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>56658648
How many weeks do we have?

>>56658545
>>56658554
https://downdetector.com/status/4chan/

ahhahahahahaha!
sure am glad i slurped

>>56658657
Yeah so I know you're legitimately retarded but do you see how lots of those numbers are lower than 2?

I don't normally check RSI, but it's pinned between 85-90 on the 5 min. Unreal.

>futures

Is it time to go SQQQ mode again?

>>56658534
Rocker said he reported us to the ADL

mega cup breakout

I have 300 sqqq at 30 and I am a retard. That money is never coming back

>>56658685
Based Rocker freeing us of this site, even if just for a moment

>>56658659
gross

>>56658662
Muslim here, get off my website you unwanted kikel

>Bobos right now looking at the market

>>56658680
this image never gets old

Haven't posted here in months but just wanted to stop by and tell you niggers that I was always the best trader in this shit hole and that I sold everything today except my bonds and TMF. Cash until the next rug pull.

$480 NEXT, JACK.
4 MORE YEARS.

I was a bobo yesterday. I admit I was way fucking wrong. Permabull for life now.

Stop fucking pumping.
The economy is terrible.
People don't have jobs.
People don't have money.
Joe Biden is the worst president in history.

>>56658279
GOOOOOD MOOORNNNIIINNGG BOOOOOBOOOOOOOS

I'm cash gang at this point, markets a tad too jewish for me

Short KRE

>Oh, Hi Anon!
>Buy any good stocks lately?

>>56658328
Yup, as soon as we are back below 2% ZERP is back on the menu. Zoomers will never own a home

this is unironically literally incontrovertibly the TOP and I am now the proud owner of -1000 shares of SPY (ticker: SPY)

>>56658715
Just like that, seemingly for no reason at all, anon was priced out.

>>56658731
VALE and QLD were like a +20% in a month. Got the bottom on HOOD for like 10% in a week. Got the bottom of Paramount

WE'RE HITTING 2% BABY

>>56658715
Shut the fuck up faggot
This type of attitude is exactly why shit like this keeps happening to you

Uh oh

>exit liquidity

Brethren, this may sound slightly autistic, but hear me out. I want to be a Blood Elf IRL. I’m talking power crazed, arrogant, racist. What tickers will be get me there?

>>56658735
>SPY
Even if it's not the top, what do you have to lose? 5%? lmao

>>56658765
Says some retard that is buying on a neon green day. Why don't you stupid faggots just buy things when they are cheap and sell them when they are less cheap?

>>56658765
You shut the fuck up you LITTLE BITCH. I bought calls every day for the last 3 months and lost everything.

>>56658777
that one jewish shippping company

>>56658575

You need ATH to invalidate him.

>>56658777
wasted digits

>>56658777
https://voca.ro/110KHikAaax3

>>56658775

RATIONAL EXUBERANCE

>>56658735
I don't know man, it could go for a while. If you are short I would go for duration, like a lot of duration.

>>56658783
Lol wtf? Everyone who isn't a complete retard like you has been buying for the last three months. Jesus christ it's like you idiots don't understand anything.

I'm so comfy, this is the best smg ever.

>>56658783
I bought yesterday faggot. Not my fault your retarded perma-bear ass is getting liquidated

>CPI rent 6%

Sure bud, try 66%

Are you Ok Bobo?
>Are you OK?
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Are you Ok Bobo?
>Are you OK?

>>56658801
>>56658801
https://voca.ro/1eMRAprFiqk2

We're so back bros

>>56658786
how'd you manage to pull that off?

just buy atm spy leaps, it's that easy

>>56658809
>>56658811

You retarded faggots will never know the feeling of actually withdrawing gains from your broker. Keep gambling on options like niggers with scratch off lottery tickets. It's why I don't come here anymore no one even talks about good plays it's just herppderppp 0dte spy calls every day until I'm broke

>>56658822
Im making a request: holly jolly christmas

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms

There are people (probably ITT) who pay a 17% fee to short my stonks

So can we agree that all the doomer fud is some sort of mass psychosis? It's legitimately a rejection of what's actually going on in the world, either through sheer ignorance or low intelligence. Is it some sort of defense mechanism? Is it just an expanded version of the delayed gratification experiment where the kid gets one marshmallow but gets two if they don't eat it in 10 minutes? I swear it's some of the most irrationally obnoxious shit and it comes in waves

>>56658840
Stay poor.

>>56658792
Night elf energy

>>56658301
That's exactly what the post you replied to said. Inflation make number big. Deflation make number small.

>>56658840
Hahahahaha what the FUCK are you talking about? Personally I've been stacking SOXL and UPRO for over a year and ignoring all the faggot doomers. Up 95% ytd so it kind of speaks for itself.

>>56658856

>>56658840
Again, you're making ass backwards assumptions
>you retards ain't winning, you just bought today, I'm so smart
>sure, you retards made more on cpi day than I ever will in a lifetime, but you'll never cash it out
What's next faggot

>>56658857
when people hate themselves it eases the pain to believe the world around them is also terrible, and that their misery is a result of external factors

>>56658858
Nigger ive withdrawn $3000 from my broker this month, deposited nothing and I am up 10%. We are not the same

IT BETTER NOT JUST FUCKING CRAB THE REST OF THE DAY

BOBOID ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK BOBOID?
Anyone not all in on NVDA and Chainlink right now will never make it.

Crytpo lol

You'd have to be a retard to short this rally at any point before 3:59 PM today at the earliest.

oooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

Up 6% and 7 inches.

>>56658887
You're literally making as much as a burger flipper and you're bragging about it
I wonder if you even have a real job, lmao

>>56658887
Solid non-leveraged cope.

I regret selling all of my SPY for a measily 15% gain at 430...

Now SPY is going to run to 500 for the Christmas rally, fuck my life...all those potential gains....lost

So I guess the economy is booming now, SPY will run to 500 soon?

>>56658857
I can literally see the inflation everytime I go shopping and compare prices.
I am not going to ignore my lying eyes in favor of some manipulated statistic.
It's bad and lying about how bad it is, will not make it unbad

>/pol/ is bullish
this is it fellas
the crash is coming 2 weeks, 2 months 2 years? it's coming

>>56658924
You probably dont even believe that healthcare went down 34% last year, CHUD.

>>56658924
>Dude all my favorite goyslop is soooo expensive!!
>What? No I don't cook for myself lol that's gay
>If I don't buy name brand garbage all the time what will people think of me?
This is you, guaranteed

>>56658924
i am currently making a spiral ham that i bought for $1/lb. get good faggot

>>56658924
Imagine trusting your own lying eyes instead of the authorities lol

>>56658917
I trade leveraged shares. Options are like injecting meth into your feet because you don't have any good veins left

>>56658914
>Bragging about having a "real job"

Wtf kinda gay shit is this?

I work doing estate sales right now. It's commission and I work maybe 2 days a week with this cuban girl that deepthroats the shit out of me. Have fun in the office today wagie. Make sure you file those reports for Goldman Shekelberg before the weekend.. lmaoooo. I'll be at the gym because gym gains are the only gains the Jews can't steal from you

>>56658948
Yeah I just got a full rack of ribs to cook for $8. I don't know how these faggots survive.

Bros I'm such a genius investor. I invest in stocks and number goes up XDXD

If everyone has already bought and the bears are bankrupt, who will buy up the price?

>>56658953
Based larp chad

>>56658857
Really depends on the specific scale that we're talking about. Week-to-week FUD is just the waves you mention and that's always been around, but the last 4 years with COVID and lockdowns and interest rates and GME and crypto and all other kinds of fuckery has led to a lot of people losing a lot of money. Financial insecurity is the fastest way to lose hope because it has the largest material impact on your lived experience. Throw that on top of politics, climate, war, and a million other veins of uncertainty and people get FUD.
I do agree that I see way more schizo posting than I used to, not just on /smg/ but across the internet.

>>56658924
Biden fixed the economy, he's the greatest president in US history. You doomers are living in a fantasy world.

>>56658959
correct

>>56658898
>he's back
Ah so this is the top.

>>56658959
>I'm bobo and when I get it wrong the market must be fake and gay
>Ughhhh why do I keep being wrong

>>56658953
This nigger making another ass backwards assumption
I probably lift more than you
I probably spend less time stressing than you
My girls probably swallow more dick than yours
How's it feel not only being emotionally malfeasant, but an absolute physical faggot?

hope nobody got trolled by this guy lol

>>56658731
just bought some Equinor

>>56658952
>>56658938
>>56658924

It's been years and /biz/ still doesn't understand year over year inflation and that it's all a sham. Prices will never go down they just want them stop stall for a while until people stop noticing so they can print again. Same as it ever was and you faggots still oooo and ahhhh over these bullshit numbers they pull out of their ass every month

>i missed the pump
what am i supposed to do now

>>56658467
>How do bears handle these kinds of monumental blowouts?
by covering shorts the day before a CPI print to avoid that event risk. then reloading on shorts towards the end of day lel

and they don't stop buyin
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>SOXL OVER 22
>SOXS ANONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SOXL bros we just keep winning

>>56659012
go short

>>56659015
rip that guy

nvdabros...we can't stop winning

>>56659012
Just buy NVDA.

Alright that's it I'm tired of being in cash
Dumping all of my money into TQQQ fuck this

>>56659013
So double down and lose more money.

>>56658985
I've been here the entire time, chudlet. We're hitting S&P 5000 before EOY.

>>56658445
Good job man, 100k comes quicker then you think.

I should just rope at this point.

Being a faggot doomer bobo sucks dick

>>56659039
https://voca.ro/15oB7WVYU6Cl

Oh shit, I almost forgot nvda has earnings next week
We're eating good tonight boiiis

>>56659029
>>56659022

There is literally a bajillion dollar spending deal being worked on right now for muh Israel and us funding and you niggers are going short into the Santa rally on fake and gay cpi numbers after the fed said they are done hiking interest rates. Holy fuck at least wait for the volatility to die down before you buy your retarded short dated lottery tickets

>>56659051
our grand grand children will be able to order a perfect exo-clone 100years from now meanwhile we watch pixels
Let that sink in

>>56659059
https://voca.ro/1jKw89TlG1Wg

I am so fucked. Ive only got $13k left out of my initial $30k.

Do I double down and buy more puts or just wait it out like a man.

(I will not be suckered in to buying calls at the top)

>>56659038
No one likes you because you're a cunt, not because you're a mumu. I'm a mumu too when it's logical to be one. Right now, we're clearly hitting another top. Maybe not there yet but close enough. I rode TSLA up from the 198 bottom.
Just stop being a prissy antagonistic piece of shit and people will stop shitting on you, cunt.

>>56659051
Bro why would you pick the side that is consistently wrong a majority of the time?

MAKE
IT
STOP

>>56659013
>by covering shorts the day before a CPI print to avoid that event risk
Respectable, but I don't think that the market lives and dies by CPI any longer.

>>56659078
Wow you are so fucking stupid lmao

If you bought TQQQ just 3 weeks ago, you would be up 50% right now.

Let that sink in, 50%.

All your investments are trash, someone made 50% in 3 weeks.
How do you sleep at night?

>>56659078
Agreed that guy is almost as retarded as I am. But he's a total nigger about it.

>>56659069
2 Years
I have NEVER SEEN
SOXL 15MIN RSI
92.54

>>56659077
>>56659051
This nigger keeps posting coomer bait that keeps getting brought down and I love it

>>56659100
sounds like yu didnt buy tqqq 3 weeks ago

>>56659096
Why
>>56659077
Just stop you fucking asstard. You are going to lose that last 13k by being a fucking tard. Just get out of the market and wait for a 50% move in either direction and then inverse it.

>>56659100
>just time the market perfectly bro
what kind of retard post is this

>>56659100
>If you predict the market perfectly you would have made a ton of money

>>56659100
Or calls on TQQQ and made a 20x.

It really hurts.

>>56659078
This rally isn't stopping anytime soon, Fed is done hiking for good and cuts will start middle of next year. You and other low IQ market timing nigger cattle will never make it. Enjoy missing the ride to ATH in your pathetic attempt to swing trade.

>>56659110
we are going to break 100 today

>>56659126
>ATH
Kek
Ok cunt. We'll see.

>>56659100
I gradually escalate my substance abuse every day

>>56659094
All that matters is the fed. Every single major move is either CPI numbers or some faggot in a suit saying "maybe rates go higher" to stop every rally when it gets too greedy. Sooo much greed since this summer and snake oil "muh artificial intelligence"

I was here in October posting the "oct is historically the worst month" chart and telling you to buy for the last two fucking years and telling you niggers that this Santa rally shit is the most predictable thing ever and you niggers still go short

>>56659126
I'm trying to time the top so when SPY dumps to sub $300 I make a fortune.

But I keep fucking it up.

I blame George Gammon and that snaggletooth jew he associates with

i put 6k of my student loans into tmf like a month ago and im scared

anon you got the milk and cookies ready ??

>>56659034
do you not understand what covering shorts means? i'm bearish in the big picture but that doesnt mean i'm short through these bear market rallies. sometimes you just have to get out of the way and let the bulls have their days. i'm actually long right now because my only positions are cash and long uranium

>>56659094
>I don't think that the market lives and dies by CPI any longer
who knows. if inflation reaccelerates next month CPI might be back on the table. we still have jobs numbers and JPow speeches that move the market

>>56659133

> RSI OVER 100

The Weimar Cataclysm

It's almost here, when Fed and ECB start cutting rates our generation is going to see what hell looks like.

>>56659077
>(I will not be suckered in to buying calls at the top)
You are pretty dedicated to losing money and getting proven wrong. I guess you fit in with the other name and trip days on /smg/...

>>56659150
Don't forget turkey rally comes first

>>56659154
>bear market rally
Holy SHIT could you be more retarded hahahahahahahahahaha

>>56659119
>We're CLEARLY hitting another top!!!
It's the retarded confidence to cover for your legitimate retardation that clues me in

>>56659168
When is the top then anon?

>>56659150
I'm dreaming of a bright Christmas.

>>56659123
>>56659106

Tiddies this big look fucking terrible by the time they are in their 30s they are like these weird deflated bags of loose wrinkly skin.

>>56659146
SPY is never going anywhere near $300 ever again. The bobos in /smg/ are actually part of paid shill groups attempting to mislead you, they want you afraid and on the sidelines.

>>56659146
>I blame George Gammon and that snaggletooth jew he associates with
Kek. Why would you listen to an obvious room temp IQ like Gammon?
And Snider is a smart kike but he's not a trader, just a macro analyst
Fuck is wrong with you people
Seriously quit while you're ahead
This seems like your first rodeo
Also lose the name, no one cares

>Plug Power 13%
You know when dogshit is pumping, it is bad.

please stop posting porn i am in a law school class setting and it is not appropriate.

>>56659183
The face says petite Eastern Euro
The body says bloated lardy South American
It's bizzare.

>>56659179
You can't even read, tard.
>>56659187
>bobos in /smg/ are actually part of paid shill groups attempting to mislead you,
Projection

WE FUCKIN SUPERGREEN

I kinda like the new porn poster tripfag

I cant take this anymore, im buying in - this is the start of the christmas rally

>>56659154
>do you not understand what covering shorts means? i'm bearish in the big picture but that doesnt mean i'm short through these bear market rallies. sometimes you just have to get out of the way and let the bulls have their days. i'm actually long right now because my only positions are cash and long uranium
You are either making no money at all or your losing money and it hasn't been just a day for mumu. We are in a fucking Santa rally. Stop being a retard huffing your own farts.

>>56659220
Time to sell

>>56659126
>cuts will start middle of next year.

not a chance

The only stocks going up are the "magnificent 7"
Fucking garbage rally
Push my penny stocks up

>>56659141
Trying to put down the bottle myself. It's hard brudda.

>>56659205
Everyone around you already thinks you are a pedophile if you are on 4chan in public. Just lean into it and leave the porn open with no shame. Where the fuck is the confidence if you are gonna be a lawyer?

I’m bored now what

>>56659187
how do i join this bear cabal so i can get paid for my terrible financial decisions?

>>56659220
Youre disrupting the natural order, they expect one of us in the wreckage

>>56659220
>start of the christmas rally
You missed half the gains already.

KNEEL.

>>56659241
Trade some more
We need as much liquidity as possible

>>56659241
https://voca.ro/1covoJ46neYR
https://voca.ro/1arn9Ck4bjyM

>>56659239
wait everyone thinks i am a pedo? I browse and even post in every class.

SOXL JUST KEEPS PUMPING!

>>56658924
>My anecdotal evidence trumps the thousand data points available to the statisticians because it just does ok!

This is why u make no money in the market, no one in the market plays by this arbitrary my self acquired data points are better than the "official" numbers

Holy fuck ORLEN sissies.

TIMBER

>>56659280
I post in class, at work, on dates, in the restroom and occasionally even in my bed
Youll do fine

Extreme, extreme euphoria
If there was a meter for /smg/ bullish euphoria, the glass on the gauge would have broken and the needle would be past the maximum

>>56659288
https://voca.ro/184oCkHCLda3

>>56658801
lmao

>>56659288
Did they still give you free donuts when you got your 10th COVID booster?

>>56659302
even the FAG indexes show neutral. if you think "we can't go any higher, surely" that is exactly why we can go higher. most of you idiots think one day is enough to revert sentiment. This thing won't stop until the put/call ratio turns positive again. it was -1.6 yesterday anon.

>>56659288
>Trust the Heckin Science!

TIIIIIIIIIMBBBBBEERRRR

>>56659221
>>56659179
>You are either making no money at all or your losing money and it hasn't been just a day for mumu. We are in a fucking Santa rally. Stop being a retard huffing your own farts.
my 401k is long the SP500 so i'm making money. i have a full-time job so i'm making money. my trading account is cash in a money market earning 5% interest with a monthly dividend so i'm making money, and long uranium so i'm making money

relax bro i'm good

>>56659265
I kneel. I watch. I learn.

>>56659335
Bro if you're ever bearish at all you're not "good" you're retarded

>>56659334
did you fell a tree?

>>56659334
https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo?si=AHPnXZ2Wwf5e8Vom

THREAD THEME

>>56659299
>>56659280

I dated an Asian girl that bought me a green frog stuffed animal when she found out I used 4chan. Her friend was more concerned
>Wait... What boards does he use?

It's definitely not something I would be doing in public if you want people to think you aren't a weirdo but let's be real like I said before you might as well lean into the autism if you are terminally stuck here

>>56659077
>buying puts
>expects to win money
kek

>>56659335
>401k is in the shit and piss.
>Didn’t switch to bonds
Ishygddt

fake rally

>>56659324
what are you smoking? and can you share with the rest of us
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPC
1.13
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCE
0.88
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCI
1.22

>>56659346

>>56659334
Not my favorite commodity I must say

>>56659302
Don't use sm gays as a measure of anything. They're literally all hysterical trannies.

>>56659241
you made a 4.7k$ deposit to your account, what about it?

>>56659341
>Bro if you're ever bearish at all you're not "good" you're retarded
tell that to the entire year of 2022

>>56659352
These gains we've made (except you) overnight must be fake too, huh?
I'm buying top shelf just for you m8

>>56659265
ITS THE MELTUP
IT'S FINALLY HERE

WHERE THE FUCK IS HARBY WHEN WE NEED HIM

WHERE'S THE FAGGOT THAT SAID THE FTSE100 LOOKS BULLISH. IT'S THE SINGLE ONE FUCKIN MARKET THAT ISN'T PUMPING LIKE AN US DOG

SHOULD HAVE SHORTED THAT ONE MORE THAN REST OF EU.

>>56659346
Even the Russell 2000 is up 4.79%

>>56659349
nobody is buying your worthless IOUs glowie

Fisker dumping, feels good. Ponzis getting what they deserve.

>>56659347
brother i've been here since 06

its the first fucking thing i do in the morning... i literally do not care.

>>56659404
its up 2%, are you retarded?

>>56659410
Check the charts, it appears there are buyers.

>baking

So it's bad to get in now, right? If it's a Melt Up?

>>56659347
>>Wait... What boards does he use?
Shockingly incisive question for some girl to ask. Most people don't distinguish /pol9k/ from a guy who browses /biz/ or /o/ or whatever. Are people massively more conscious of this place now?

>>56659444
>>56659444
>>56659444

Just put $9k of my last $13k into puts dated to June on SPY.

Just put $500 into puts date til tomorrow.

And I am keeping my name until I make money. It's a self imposed punishment for being a doomer bobo faggot.

SELL

>>56659458
He doesn't know about the cpi ppi wombo combo

>>56659347
Just change the style and they will have no clue what you're looking at newfags.

>>56659453
>/o/ mentioned

>>56658648
>hopefully my frens here don't get stuck holding the bag at this exit liquidity pump
they will, smg is now a very VERY low IQ board, just look at the posts, like from this redditor
>>56658665

>>56659581
I think cars are cool

>>56658566
Checked that uncut moslem gem

>>56658953
>estate sales
>bragging
You aren't white lmao