/biz/ - Business & Finance

schmiggas

Close the fuckin door

I haven't made a single good trade this year

>futures

I have made hundreds of good trades this year

>Bought Costco last week
>I'm up an amazing 1%
>NVDA is up like 10%

Why do I have to make mediocre money decisions

so what's the move boys

If tsla drops to 210 tomorrow I'm buying land soon. If it stays above 220 I continue living at moms.

it's fake
it's all fake

>>56655262
Companies that put customers first (amazon, costco etc) will never beat companies that have customers by the balls by providing one of a kind superior product (nvidia, microsoft)

>>56655263
PUTS ON EVERYTHING

I told you fucking retards to buy nintendo. A fortress balance sheet with no debt, some of the most valuable IP in the world, they are holding 15 billion dollars in cash. The switch is still selling like hot cakes after 8 years and the switch 2 will probably be dropping soon. All this while the stock is CHEAP as shit. They also have a theme park coming online and their mario movie was a huge success. So many things to love and yet most of you fags didnt listen and are missing the gains of nintendo.

I conquered my fear!

You bought puts, right anon?

>>56655326
>missing the gains
>stock is cheap as shit
sounds like they're missing the gains too

>>56655317
>superior product
>nvidia, microsoft
You absolute baboon, they make garbage and fuck the customer in the ass because they have monopolies.

Saying that windows is better than mac is like saying it's better to have aids than to straight up just be dead. Technically true but you'd rather be healhy instead, unfortunately you don't have that choice.

>>56655362
I think I didnt go far enough when I called you a retard.

>>56655363
Windows is 10x more functional for it's intended users (large enterprises)
Of course, compared to a linux distro that had official office support...
That would actually be the antitrust suit that would benefit the economy the most

>>56655363
MS would still outsell any Linux distro because nobody can be arsed to install a new OS on their comes with Windows laptop/prebuild.

Some anon was shilling MTCH a few months ago now that it's down 30% and he's stopped shilling it, my neuron activity is driving me to buy.

>>56655392
>t. stockholm syndrome
Your life spent using goyslop software has made you addicted to it.

>>56655326
You literally can't lose. Mario Kart alone is probably worth $10-20 billion. A decade from now there will be family subscription plans for $10/month that will have market penetration on the scale of netflix and virtually zero cost.

>>56655405
Did you notice the part where I said that a linux distro with office support would be a better system than windows?

>>56655402
Pretty sure he was saying to short it. Or it was the CRBPajeet.

>>56655250
Stop posting my wife

>>56655410
I can definitely see this future. Like the streaming wars except more consolidated, profitable, and with micro transaction slot machines for children.

>>56655402
>mtch
Debt is the millstone around a company's neck, but even dead cats bounce I guess.

>>56655326
>>56655410
Nintendo not putting their retro games into a subscription service on switch, mobile and PC is such a missed opportunity. They could get 10 million subscribers within a 2 or 3 years

>>56655479
Anon I think the millstone is that they have to manage to recapture the 18 year old market for a 10 year cycle every 10 years. Look at Celsius right now.
Notice how they have like 6 brands and 3 of them are dead

>>56655485
my understanding is that they are working on it and will do it in the future. But you are right it is a missed opportunity.

>>56655370
NO U

>>56655402
>buying a random stock that can go in either direction
tsk tsk, just buy cheap commodities

>>56655349
I bought puts. Lots of em. Now that im basically out $13k in the last week I am doubling down with $13k more. Spy puts en masse.

>>56655433
Nah he was bullish on it.
>>56655479
Yeah I'm looking into it need to find out when it matures and the interest rates on the debt, could be payed of, if it has a spread out maturity.

>>56655510
does it look like I am missing gains?

anons, i had already heard about investing and all that shit, but only started about an year ago. think i learned a few things. but i haven't really understand some shit, like suppose you meet some girl, should you be open to her about it and why shouldn't i? is there anyone here that can share a story as to why i should keep it to myself?

>>56655485
They are actively working on it right now
They more or less have an alpha version of that on switch
Base plan is $20/year but for $50/year you get N64 and GBA playability as well as Mario Kart 8 map expansions

>>56655340

My fear has conquered me

I feel the darkness closing in

>>56655526
Milk!
>>56655479
Well look at these maturities, doesn't seem like debt will be an issues although they should stop repurchasing shares and paying divvies and focus on paying it down.

>>56655534
Nothing wrong with talking about the economy and the feds. Just getting into the fine print about how much you have is inappropriate in most cases.

>>56655571
i dont that much to brag about anyway

>>56655363
>Saying that windows is better than mac is like saying it's better to have aids than to straight up just be dead
I'm trying to get work done. I have a linux distro for free I can use for fucking around the internet on. Windows is for work.

>>56655145
>commodities running up again
Oil to 82
NRGU to 423
Then Oil to 66
NRGU to 250

Fuck Nintendo, and Japs in general right now. I've been waiting MONTHS for an order to come in because the fuckers are waiting for their currency to recover. SEND ME MY ORDER.

>>56655534
Keep your account value mysterious. Too little, and she'll despise you. Too much, and she'll want it. Lose/lose.

>>56655641
Just fly there and pick it up yourself. It's practically free right now.

>>56655621
I agree wholehearted, we're crashing this plane. There will be no landing.

Who else bought puts on TGT for tomorrow? Stock is tucked cucked and fucked.

>>56655621
>"why must there be a landing"
If I have a problem I tell myself, there is no problem. Then, I don't have a problem.

>>56655657
It doesn't work like that. You have to go through a broker, Japs won't sell outside of the country unless it's business to business with contracts etc. I don't speak fucking Japanese, and some random foriegner just showing up and saying hey, this other company bought this from you and you haven't made it or sent it to them etc. It's also probably close to 500-600 lbs of products. I'm not checking that in on an airplane, cheaper to pay for two day air from FedEx. I want it sent via SEA for the most savings.

>>56655526

I deserve to be happy. I deserve to make money of the stock market. I DESERVE to motorboat these titties.

>>56655693
>fly there
>have hotel conceirge put you in touch with business translator that can help you go to company and arrange transport to airport/port
>spend rest of the time fucking around on a tax writeoff vacation
If possible I would do this

>>56655650
think i might just keep it a secret until i reach my goal of generating my goal of a certain passive income. that way, i would be able to tell better what type of person she ends up being

>>56655534

trust no bitch

"but she's not like the other women I've dat-"

TRUST NO BITCH

I was promised an update video

>>56655401
If there was a Linux distro good, functioning, easy and "just works" enough to be put on prebuilt desktops and laptops for the average user, MS would go bankrupt.

But the problem is that linuxfags are a lost cause, they don't give a FUCK about any of the features that would make Linux actually competitive. A million distros, and all of them are so shit they get outcompeted by overpriced DystopiaSlop that doesn't respect the user despite being literally free.

>>56655750
When has he ever been known to keep a promise?

>>56655707
I would just tell her that you are some kind of crazy leverage commodity trader. She's not going to know anything else exists
Side note, but I think it's kinda crazy that if you tell people your very best ideas that consistently work out, they'll just be like "oh that's nice" and not even think about buying the C-Store operator at 10x earnings that doubled within a year of you mentioning it.

Tell someone offhand about some shitcoin or weird commodity trade and they'll instantly dump 10% of their assets in it and get mad when it doesn't work out

>>56655705
I'm not a business, already paid for the product, they just need to deliver it.

>>56655755
ubuntu and mint will work as well as windows for 99% of normies. They don't buy them because they cant get excel and word on them without a VM
EU antitrust allwing autistic scandis to market this is a possibility

>>56655775
Sounds like you got scammed. That sucks.

>>56655145
How will the Iceland volcano eruption effect markets

>>56655775
Sounds like you gotta go over there and knock some sense into em

Another day of getting paid to do "nothing" while I merely wait for my sack of money. Hit up WMT after work. While there getting some other things I strolled over to the grab and go section. Got me a large fat turkey and cheese sub for $6 and my Wife a chicken wrap for $6 to. Tasted pretty good to.

>>56655693
>has months to learn japanese
>doesn't

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE
https://youtu.be/NMqBWjLSwoI
https://youtu.be/NMqBWjLSwoI
https://youtu.be/NMqBWjLSwoI

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

>>56655846
im at $100 a month, im slowly making it

>>56655796
Nah, some of the things were made to order, they're just dragging their feet.

>>56655869
appreciate your fondness of bloodsport but stop wasting money on shit like that

How does trading while traveling work? Is it the state/country you're in the moment you realize gains that determines the applicable tax?

so what happens to $SPY if CPI is higher tomorrow?

Hello friends,
How do I achieve a successful options trade strategy, and how do I swing trade with big gains on the same?

>>56655869
RORKER, how’s comes yall aint got no nothn goin on n ya life n shit?

>>56656060
Yeah some guy lost all his money for going into the airspace of virgina on a flight. You got to be really careful keep your phone OFF if you have a trading app while traveling. Once the FBI clocks you in a jursdiction with taxes you are FUCKED.

>>56655869
damn the man has holes in his clothes. I'd send him money but he's probably spend it on brapgas or something dumb like that

>>56655869
appreciate it rocker

bros i sold
have you looked at the chart from 2008-2012?
stocks are too risky, especially now that everything is a hypervalued zombie company
even realistically valued companies will be brought down during the major crash.

>>56656130
Hey bb! Always good to see you!

Whats the rundown on diabetic meds i read in last thread? O-O-O-Ozempic not work now?

>>56655755
Anything that takes more than 2 actions to do is outside the realm of normies and they won't do it. End of story. Lenovo, Dell, HP, and all those other companies come with Windows so that's what people will use forever.

Inflation will be below expectations tommorow, you just know it

>>56655222
Me looking at my GBTC. Also checked.

>>56656139
>brapgas
you could combine an investment in leanhogs and methane energy, it's the ultimate play. Get a big tit ranch cutie VP and you can brand it as inclusive and get some sweet ESG green bucks too.

>>56655869
Spitting truth all thought.

>>56655869
I love Teles.

>>56656208
I'm not a math nerd but eventually you're going to lose the base effect and get headline numbers that look like core. Big nominal GDP quarter makes me think inflation will be hotter too.

>>56656266
inflation readings are heavily manipulated for political reasons

>>56656084
>september's 0.4% annualized is 4.9%
we would probably see vix double because that would mean that real rates are 0 which either means we do another giga inflation cycle or rate go up another 50 bps

>>56655869
great inverse signals muh dude. Was waiting to buy DIS and ARKK.

CPI tomorrow
tick tock

>>56656133
What would they even use to identify your location? The broker checking your IP?

>>56656297
Enjoy the pain

>>56655627
Reasonable for the first three lines. The last two run into the problem of *why* exactly the oil market's been flooded recently.

>>56655799
JETS will make a fuckton. All those rerouted flights going further...

>>56656306
Permabears like you just don't know when to time. Gigapump to get the last drops of exit liquidity before a rug pull.

UONE general when?

>>56656311
Oil is going down because it always goes down at the end of the year because of the transition to the winter blend of gasoline and the saudi cuts are expiring in december. There is no reason to be bullish on oil right now. A trapping pump up followed by a hard rejection and long deep selloff is the most likely outcome as we transition to the winter blend of oil.

>>56656350
>>56656311
I just use the shifted gold chart to predict oil moves.

>>56656364
Useful, thank you.

>>56656331
We'll see how your money matches against mine chud. Mumu's are so last year...

>>56655869
Guess I'll buy NVAX now

>>56656364
how do you do this on tradingview?

>>56656393
year an't over dum dum. >Santa rally

Why would you post that.

>>56656364
I brought up the 10 year of oil vs the SPY I think it was a few threads ago. What do you think about that shifted chart?

>>56655869
Wait, shouldn't Rocker be clearing out rubble in Gaza right now?

>>56656398
just use the SMA indicator and set the length to 1 with an offset

>>56656413
I'll have to find your post...

>>56656419
Basically the SP lags behind oil 10 years. There were a lot of other shifted indicators mentioned on a podcast I listen too recently and they've been charting these since before the computer.

>>56656115
Don't trade options until you have success with the underlying.

Yes, that means before you trade a single SPY 0dte you must know the physical VIX market inside and out.

I want to PRINT OUT SCOOPSIES FACE TO PASTE ON MY SCOOPSIES MANNEQIEIN but I obviouslyt cant do it at work because they will ask questions and i can't do it at my parent's because they will ask questions

Great, so regardless of anything that's actually happening day to day, for some reason everyone is waiting until tomorrow to decide whether or not to dump their portfolio based on muh CPI numbers? This shit is retarded. At 8:30 tomorrow morning, suddenly nothing Powell has said over the last month matters? Or all the earnings reports? Bunch of faggot speculators

>>56656426
if you look at the image I archived the idea in the link. Tom McClellan loves looking at shifted price indicators.

What I've heard before:
>Interest rates pushed out 110 weeks as a stock forecast (inverted)
>Oil leads stock markets by 45 days

Here's one where indicators of price are leading indicators of other assets.

>>56656459
The mantra of Powell's Fed hinges on TWO WORDS: 'DATA DEPENDENT"

>close the fucking door

>>56656461
>Tom McClellan
That was the guest speaker. The whole time he was talking I was wondering how nobody brought up this stuff, and how fast AI would fuck it up.

>>56656472
Okay but there haven't ever been 0% odds of another rate hike in December, so tomorrow can't be the day that suddenly catches everyone off guard. That's retarded.

>>56656486
his parents were math autists and charted price movements and indicators by hand. So they saw all sorts of patterns and he inherited all their knowledge.

It isn't new it's just that retail are dumb as bricks that listen to "muh news". Not sure how much AI will effect things until we see large money flows from institutions, pensions and portfolio managers try to front run everything.

>>56656491
We live in the world of 0DTE. If people aren't hedged properly and stops get hit then it will spiral out of control. Derivatives market is larger than the underlying.

>>56656491
They keep revising the past numbers, whether what they forcasted, or the actuals, everything has been revised lower previous to earnings, or post FED numbers. Game's up. Retail investors are being rugpulled.

So uh, what exactly is the reason people think inflation is gonna come down tomorrow

>>56656606
Inflation isn't coming down for a long time. We spent over a decade pumping.

You know it just occurred to me that CPI was priced in. Yeah I’m not expecting any insane volatility tomorrow, good thing I didn’t try to swing trade

>>56656472
based
JPOW will smite the non-believers

God dammit
I just ate dinner but I'm still hungry
I need to make some good trades so I can afford to buy more food

>>56656616
Big box Retail earnings probably more important this week

>>56656606
Cratering oil, gas, and diesel prices. Those drive down the headline, core, median, ex-shelter, service, ex-positive-component, 2 month-annualized CPI.

>>56656617
I've never played this game, or card games in general outside of traditional poker deck games, but this seems to have rang true to me. I can only imagine how fucking annoying this card would be.

>>56656623
Get a second (or third) job. That's the hot new thing.

>>56656636
I don't even have a first job right now... except trading

>>56656629
>Cratering oil
>cratering

>>56656645
It was negative, see >>56656426

>>56656643
Sounds like someone needs to get back in the wage cage.

>>56656645
On a month over month basis, yes.

>>56656649
your argument is "I heard it on a podcast"?

>>56656518
>being under the impression that hedge funds aren't aware of a relationship between oil, copper, and gold

Bros WTF IS THIS SHIT?? I just pulled up the SVIX daily holdings and there is a g'dam call option in there!! This is supposed to be short VIX futures. Why is the call option in it now? Is this breach of contract? I want my g'dam money back

>>56656654
No, my argument is an autist kid that was graphing with his parents back in the 70s who were also math/pattern autists discovered this as he was graphing things out on paper over the radio. Look him up.

>5 days until USA government shutdown

bros will it happen this time or just turn into a nothingburger for 2 more weeks? I need another easy stock pump.

>>56655324
I loaded up on SPY puts with a 430 strike. CPI is going to be hot as fuck.

Teck about to sell its met coal to Glencore. If you believe the Wall Street Journal and Julie Steinberg.

>>56656676
I hate demonrats

>>56656649
Whoever told you that is a fucking retard and got confused that they were in a different cycle
Stock lead oil by a few months to a year

>>56656652
>someone needs to get back in the wage cage.
I'm trying...

At 8:31 tomorrow morning, everyone will know that rate hikes are inevitable. Unemployment still low. CPI year over super hot. Government shut down Friday.

>>56656710
Everyone has two jobs. Employment is fine

>>56656676
>bros will it happen this time
It will happen
>lost my gov job fall of 2013 during gov shutdown
>lost my gov job fall of 2015 (I think) during gov shutdown

Short GD, Lockheed, etc. They've been begging for an exit from real estate, and can't justify it with current contracts. They NEED the government to shutdown, basically void their contracts, so they're not liable. IT BEGINS
>>56656696
Different cycle, basically the reverse, with a longer lead time. That's interesting though. I bet you could combine them and make some insane numbers.

>but it's going to be 3.3
One of these shapes is not like the others

I make money on 90% of my trades but 10% of them have left me in the red. How do I develop an exit strategy?

Suppose you're looking for a safe/conservative trading strategy, but without going full treasure bond, what would you do?
Put another way, on a scale from 1 (highest risk/reward, faggot's delight OTM weekly calls) to 10 (lowest risk/reward, treasury bonds, notes, bills), what would be 9?

>>56655621
>do they really believe this
>do other people really believe they believe this
>what if they actually do and it works
i hate it so much bros

>>56656731
Press sell quicker!

>BREAKING: Auto loan delinquencies among subprime borrowers reached a nearly-30-year high in September of 6.1% – the highest rate since 1994, per the Fed.

>The situation is particularly challenging for Generation Z and millennials, who recorded higher auto loan delinquency rates last year compared to pre-pandemic levels.

>The average monthly mortgage payment is 52% higher than the average monthly rent on a house or apartment, the highest amount since the 2008 housing crash, per the Wall Street Journal.

>Workers are the unhappiest they've been in 3 years—and it can cost the global economy $8.8 trillion, per CNBC.
>At the beginning of 2023, a Harris Poll/Fast Company survey of over 1,000 adults revealed that approximately three-quarters of adults felt anxious about the economy.

>Salary increases are not keeping up with the cost of living increases, per JPMorgan
>40% of Americans say they feel “financially unhealthy, per CNBC.

If this doesn't cause a domino effect come 2024, I'll be sorta surprised.

>>56656732
Some debt free cash high dividend stock.

>>56656732
MSOX

>>56655869
I really dislike the chromatic aberration trend in art

>>56656737
>The average monthly mortgage payment is 52% higher than the average monthly rent on a house or apartment, the highest amount since the 2008 housing crash, per the Wall Street Journal.
True. Fucking taxes and insurance rates have ran me out of my house because it went up 100% in value in a couple of years.

>>56656732
All in on coke.

>>56656731
Definitely avoid going in heavy on retarded shit.

>>56656395
wtf is this?

>>56656731
You're doing this backwards
You're supposed to make nearly all of your money on a small percent of your trades and have tons of small winners and losers

>>56656775
An edit of a kitten

>>56656775
longcatnewfag

>>56656775

Newfags don't know about long cat baka

>>56656802
oh lmfao. looks retarded. looks like eel or a snake.
>>56656806
STFU

>>56656826
>looks like an eel or a snake
>covered in soft cream colored hair

>>56655145
Based twonk poster. Green EGGs are best.

>>56656723

>>56655241
You should only be buying this year and next. You do not want to be selling early when 1000-5000x is within your grasp.

>>56656454
niggers

>>56656821
where can i buy a longcat? do i need an exotic animal license? they din't know what i was talking about at petsmart

I am going to blow a massive wad of shit out my ass, I'll report back in an hour or so with results. Pics cost extra

KTOS bros, we can't be stopped. CCA will be ours.

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/cca-loyal-wingmen-drones-to-cost-quarter-to-third-of-an-f-35

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>56656737
>The situation is particularly challenging for Generation Z and millennials
Feels good to own my own vehicle
I'll keep this decade old shitbox running as long as I can
All the new stuff has that driver override bull shit anyways

How come I never want to sell when it's high but want to sell badly when it dumps?

>>56656958
greed

>>56656958
Greed and loss aversion. Plan out your entries and exits beforehand or while the market is closed.

>>56656958
You can't set up trail stops? That's like trading 101. What shit platform are you gambling on?

>>56656958
Same bro
thankfully I am averse to selling so I just baghold instead of selling at a loss
that will destroy you if you do options though (I don't)

>>56656986
>thankfully I am averse to selling so I just baghold instead of selling at a loss
>that will destroy you if you do options though (I don't)
You're just waiting longer with capital tied up you can't move. Might as well be in realestate servicing a loan that the debtor can't pay. Keep holding those bags, we're all out.

>>56655349
I need to know what I stand to sneed

Ive had sone good plays from autists shouting into the void. Lot just as much money from going long oil right before the tumble. Anyone want to lend me a play? Was on the COOP for a bit.

>>56657010
HSY

>>56657010
Seasonals are the best bet, just a week or less swing. Tons of them out there, BTC does it all the time the first week of June. Generac at the same time works as well, it's a Hurricane seller you can buy cheap before the season starts.

>>56657015
I wont buy your garbage

>>56655799
They're gonna explode!

>>56657020
Anything in particular interesting? Might re short COOP since class action was filed today relates to data breach and I know autists were posting their security certificates were 168 days out of date.

>>56655402
I remember that retarded nigger. His thesis was to invest in MTCH because online dating was “revolutionizing human sexuality” lmao. I’ll check the chart out if it has really dropped that match.

There are some real retarded niggers on this general, like the retard that shorted NVDA before the earnings gap-up and was never heard from again.

>>56657046
I'm not looking at buying anyting, all of the calls have been padded. Nothing to buy worth a shit, they're all lying and using recycled lower numbers.

WHERE'S MY LOAN INTEREST, JANET??? WHERE'S THE INTEREST, JANET??? COUGHT IT UP, JANET!!!

>futures

>>56657154
Can someone please explain why this is relevant. please excuse my ignorance.

>>56657238
Bonds

>>56656856
That movie was shit and made for pseuds. The Big Short was the best shit.

how big does my portfolio need to be for a night with taylor?

something doesnt smell right

do you smell that?

>>56657323
it's tay tay's gross roast beef

>>56657154
>Treasuries pay out 5%
>per YEAR

>>56655869
CLOSE THE FUCKING FAN OFF

>futures

https://youtu.be/6IY2OHbZYRc?si=fJ43qhZMVqKSlEm_

>>56656710
May I wake up to exactly this

>shipping and freight markets

https://youtu.be/peuTnilEv9g?si=xdwgoCMctHL-mGHx

>>56657437
is it bullish or bearish? i already watched 30 seconds of rockers video that's enough youtube for me today

>>56656849
Heh that pic is cute. I'm going to send it to my mom

>>56657451

Bearish, you should sell.

>>56656393
wtf?

>>56657456
She's gonna send it to your sister.

>>56655260
damn if only you had started with one or two extra zeros

>>56657451
Omega bearish

>https://twitter.com/profstonge/status/1723695028319457356

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-sees-first-bearish-death-cross-since-march-2022-here-is-what-typically-happens-next-ed0723f5

oh fug

>>56657496
>cheap oil
>cheap shiping
it seems kind of bullish to me but i am dumb

>>56657522
>Others say it’s not a true death cross unless the 200-day moving average is declining when the 50-day moving average crosses below it, which wasn’t the case here.
Nah. Death cross is death cross.

>>56656710
The second wave of inflation just means the bidenomics is working

>>56655145
Won't a massive eruption in Iceland cause supply side inflation due to disrupted air traffic??

>>56657568
Death cross is a lagging indicator and usually a good time to buy

been struggling to understand why spending is continuing even though the average person knows they should be saving. keeping up with the Joneses plays a part but I'm not sure its the major reason. I think this time its apathy. People know everything is going to shit and they just want to enjoy it while it lasts. I think this is actually a more dangerous situation where people don't leave anything for the future, no long term contingency, no hope. How does the middle class despair compare to 1999 or 2007? I certainly sense more. Also guessing that's why the fed policies aren't aren't working all that well--they push job creation but the jobs suck, higher interest rates don't matter if you have no intention of paying them off. Seems we need real legislation but that's obviously not happening. I dunno what does smg think

>in 1976, Tiffany, Brittany and Sarah started investing $200 monthly
>Tiffany put the $200 into a savings account with 3% interest and then waited to put the money into each peak of a S&P 500 index fund
>Brittany similarly puts her money into a savings account but then puts it into each bottom of the same index fund
>Sarah doesn't try to time the market and instead puts her $200 directly into the S&P 500 index fund each month
>after 40 years Tiffany will have made $663,594, Brittany will have made $956,838 and Sarah will have made $1,386,429
https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/c02ml4/timing_the_market_the_absolute_worst_vs_absolute/

>>56657622
Get ready for another 4 years of this.
Dems will win it again.

>>56657622
I've seen retards bitch and whine about having to tighten their belts and skipping out on shit like cleaning products.

Yet, those same npcs went ahead and bought up plastic christmas trees and halloween statues that go for $400 each. I shit you not, all of that has to be put on their credit cards and I bet they are maxed to shit too with 28% APR.

>>56657644
>plastic christmas trees and halloween statues that go for $400 each

>>56657644
oh, look, its the redditor.
>>56657644
>plastic christmas trees and halloween statues that go for $400 each
yeah, theres cam girls using the newest iphones and im sure many girls have the newest iphone too.

>Average credit card balances top $6,000, a 10-year high, per CNBC.

>Credit card debt has reached $1.08 trillion in US, an all time high.

What is wrong with white women?

>>56657771
They are not having sex with me.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

Any thoughts on tobacco stocks? Thinking about doing CCs on MO.

>>56657634
>3%
wasnt the interest rate like 15% back then on a 30 year, anyone who bought one of those would have been killing it.

>>56657634
>two sisters
>older sister was a pretty good chess player with potential in her junior days
>younger sister also plays chess but it's as good
>older sister plateaus and won't be making it to the big leagues in chess
>older sister starts doing some vanilla social media because her appearance always drew attention
>moderate success
>younger sister, an instathot in the making, has an idea
>we will combine my instathotery with your chess and makes lots of money
Spectacular success.

>>56657882
They are pure

>>56657826
okay michael fasbender.

>>56657634
who is this girl

>>56657955
Don't waste your time on it

Can I wash sale crypto losses to offset some of my stock gains? Does 30 day rule not apply to crypto?

I don't know how to interpret this futures price action. What does it want to do? Where will it break? I'd like to think it's bearish but I don't know. It may pump again on mediocre but not horrible CPI print.
>>56657955
That's Andrea Botez. She will beat you at chess.

I don't trust anyone who advocates for paying off your mortgage slowly and instead using more money to invest. I'd rather give as little as money as possible to the banks thank you

>>56657766
this is true, yet on 4chan everyone is wfh and makes lots of $. are these people paying off the minimum each month though?

>>56657980
>That's Andrea Botez. She will beat you at chess.
girls are perpetual children. children cant beat men at anything.

>>56658006
a grown female typed that out after her movie flopped. lmfao. I think 45 mil opening isnt bad though rite?

https://x.com/_PeterSpencer/status/1723752709432430801?s=20
How come things like this dont affect the stock market? Besides CVS and whole foods and target closing some stores and some stores with empty aisles, there isnt much of an affect on /smg/

>>56657999
>I don't trust anyone who advocates for paying off your mortgage slowly and instead using more money to invest.
Depends on your interest rate. I did this technique with my student loans but those were special in that interest was very low and I was able to milk several years of interest free status out of them after graduation and because of covid. A mortgage would be different.
>>56658006
She is rated 2000 in blitz and 2170 in bullet on chess com. Good luck!
https://www.chess.com/member/mobamba604

>>56658006
>>56658013
YTA

>>56658002

Normies are making LOTS of money right now though. Every caller on Ramsey show is making like $140k+ household income every year. UPS/UAW workers got paid as well.

>>56658019
They seperate men and females in chess too. When #1 serena williams faced a non ranked male, she lost. When the number 1 female fighter fought a no name man, she lost. i think a number 1 female chess player lost to a man already.

>>56657999
Some people think nothing of having a huge debt over their head. The same sort build up 10s of thousands in credit card debt without blinking, there were loads of them in 2007. Low interest rate environments are amazing for these people.

>>56657303
Gotta do a pfizer commercial

>>56658031
>UPS/UAW workers
this are some. cause most are just put on part time. so whats the problem? everyone that wants a job has a job right? but whats with the credit card debt and decreased savings? quarter after quarter nothing happens.

>>56656454
God damn it Rocker you lost a supporter for being against fucking your sister all because your sister is a piece of shit. Want to know why your sister is so fucked up? Because you didn't give her the D. Sister fucking is now permanently part of /smg/ culture whether you like it or not.

>>56658020
lol. flop after flop. its almost like we have reached peak clown world. the hamas-israel thing didnt even shake the market or economy.

>>56658034
Chess ELO isn't separated by gender. You are embarassing yourself

>>56658071
you know that chick that plays the piano really well but eventually started playing infront of crowds dressed like a street walker? yeah. no point pedestalizing a girl, theyre all the same.

>>56658071
>You are embarassing yourself
no you are, youre simping and white knightin some girl on an internet forum.

>>56658071
lmfao, look at her instagram. its an endless page of just pics of her. lmfao. So often u see an attractive chick, then u click her profile and open it and its just a sea of pics of selfies. major turn off.

>>56657980

Well, it usually goes in the direction it's going. Which in this case, for SOXL, is following the red brick road.

has /smg/ finally died?

AHHHHHHHHH

LETS GO U KINGS

>CPI drops
>NQ puts in a 260 point wide candle

Hahahahahahahaha FUCK BEARS

ABSOLUTELY
REKT

holy fuck

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56656737
>per the Fed
illiterate retard journalist

WTF WAS THAT!?!?

>>56658048
Bros....I can fix her

oh no no no bearbros.....

WE ARE SO BACK

>cpi data came in lower
BRACE FOR THE PUMP

wtf why is market going up i still have cash and haven't switched spy to qqq. make it stop im pissed

The dollar is being phased out. Euro is now the global reserve currency.

What happened why am I popping off

Any bears see this coming? We are fucked

It looks like today will be the day we all (except nigger bears) coom. God bless, its Bidenomics folks. It's really just that simple jack.

>premarkets
wtf

it's our time soon

>>56658168
CPI came lower, unlike the other faggot said yesterday and told us to go all in spy puts
I hope he gets his ass roasted

I thought they had won, i thought i'd never be able to talk to you bros again. Don't short this market.

>>56658184
really? how much up you are right now? I would wait a little bit to short desu

This is the biggest bull signal of the year. No chance of rate hikes. The only question now is how soon will they cut.

I am out. Good luck.

Glad we're not crabbing and that something is happening
Life's already boring enough sometimes

we are so fuckin back bros

hoo lee fuk

So we have no choice other than ATHs now

>>56658210
Yup. I was expecting bad CPI. It would make sense with the year over year pattern. The fact this is 3.2 is insane. People not going to realize how huge this is until later. But I'm all in on SOXL now.

>>56657479
An extra zero would only have advanced my progress by about a year and a half.

>>56658166
Lol

0% infaltino

check em jack

I did that

TOTAL

BEAR

DEATH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I cannot fucking believe you faggots. You deserve every bit of pain.

>>56658228
Almost all of the CPI lowering came from the fact that energy prices went down... while we are still emptying the SPR

This is a reverse crash. We are crashing upwards to ATHs by Christmas.
>TLT position average 84.70
bond bears can come choke on my perfectly timed cock

SOXL headed to $36 area. 100%

cant believe the kikes shut down 4chan so they could pump the market and no one could talk about it until after the fact

>demand is falling so much, that we are risking deflation
>this is considered bullish
Lol. Deflation is not bullish.
An economy weakening so much that it is facing deflation, is not bullish.

WTFWT

>>56658242
Right, but this time last year is when CPI tanked hard. The year over year pattern follows. There was upward pressure this month and it still went down. That establishes a larger deflationary trend. >>56656723

Hehe line go up

>>56658253
>risking deflation

>>56658253
with the market gapping up every single day its pretty obvious this is an exit liquidity spike for the big one

>BEARS

Remember those anons last week who were loading up on SOXS? Lmao

>>56658253
>Lol. Deflation is not bullish.
It is when rate hikes are the fear. Not to mention the market has yet to establish the wealth it had even two years ago.

If you own 1/1000th of a company producing one billion apples, after massive 1000% inflation you'll still roughly own the economic value of the profit of producing 1 million apples, even if the apple is now 10x more expensive. Expressed in the new, devalued, currency, that economic value will simply represent a lot more currency.

>>56658246
Fucking damn it why did I sell last Friday! Now I have to buy back in again! Aaaaaahhhhhhh

>national debt at all time highs
>consumer savings are all but depleted
>more credit card debt than ever
>rates are up
>real estate prices still rising

>the market is ripping
This doesn't look good.

>>56658269
I loaded up on puts. I was wrong as fuck. Going all in on SOXL. This is the biggest bull news of the year. Most people don't know why, but that's fine.

New thread, no bears allowed

>>56658279
>>56658279
>>56658279
>>56658279


>>56658283
COPE MORE FAGGOT

>>56658278
I did too. And don't regret it. It was the smart play. But when you zoom out, we didn't miss much. Get it, anon.

>>56658273
If you are a company selling apples, and the price of apples starts going down, your revenues decrease, your profits decrease, and your future growth / projected profits decrease. All of which decrease your valuation.
Deflation is not bullish. Just as inflation boosted earnings, deflation will hurt earnings.

>>56658266
Rocker is a fucking idiot for siding with bears and being against sister fucking.

>>56658283
The first 3 of those problems are all solved by lowering rates, which is why the market is up now that they believe the fed will start cutting again soon. Real estate is irrelevant to all of this because it’s purely a supply side problem. Just build more and prices will go down. Actually it isn’t completely irrelevant because lower rates will mean more loans for real estate developers and they will build more, thus prices will go down.

>>56658293
While not exactly making deflation "bullish", all those numbers you mentioned might be going up in real terms.

Baking

>>56655145
I RAPE LITTLE NIGGER CHILDREN IN MY BASEMENT