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>> No.56652307

why did jeff bezos pick a trannimal for a gf? is this the power of being a multi billionaire?

>> No.56652324

What day is the fed meeting so I can nap during it accordingly so I don't panic sell

>> No.56652331

>>56652307
>why did jeff bezos pick a trannimal for a gf
because then he lives rent free in your head

>> No.56652333

>>56652307
He likes to get fucked in the ass but he isn’t gay

>> No.56652345
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>> No.56652346

meta is a money printer

>> No.56652347

>>56652307
the blond bimbos are for the millionaires

>> No.56652365

Is KO going out of business?

>> No.56652366
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>>56652297
Sell options
Theta is ur fren

>> No.56652370
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>>56652307
>>56652347
Yes. Reminder to all anons to stop investing once your gains bring you multimillions.

>> No.56652372
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56652372

>Miracle weight loss drug a piece of shit
>diabetes stocks skyrocket
Wow who saw that coming

ME

>> No.56652375

good morning sers

>> No.56652378
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56652378

Buy small caps you dummies

>> No.56652380
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56652380

Alright, fuck it, I'll buy some LPG.

>> No.56652387

>>56652372
They're still fundamentally fucked, but you're right that all those too-clever-by-half shorts piled on way more than is reasonable.

>> No.56652401
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>>56652378
you see small caps doing fucking terrible as
>wow, small caps need to catch up!
>bull market continues! buy small caps for the catch up rally!!
>woohoo!!!
I see small caps shitting the bed, not doing well, so many puts being bought against them, so much shorting of small caps, that the economy is actually dog shit, it's just painted nice in the top 10-15 stocks, but behind the wallpaper, the house is crumbling
for this reason, I would be shorting small caps, NOT long them
but I'm short everything, as I'm not a delusional bull

>> No.56652404
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56652404

>looked at GME's price

>> No.56652405
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56652405

is it safe to short GLNK

>> No.56652411
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>>56652307
He is the gigacoomer. They probably have some sex cult that makes NXIVM look small time.

>> No.56652420

>>56652405
If you have some actual LINK in your crypto wallet, yeah.

>> No.56652421
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56652421

Behold, my slurp orders with the slurp price
>Cotton $78.40
>Corn $410
>Sojbean Oil $39
>Platinum $780
>Wheat (March 2024) $585
>Crude Oil WTI $76.30
>Lean Hogs $66
Most won't trigger, but those that will bring gains.

>> No.56652436

>>56652387
Oh yeah?
Wanna 1v1 me anon?
Name the game.

>> No.56652439
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56652439

>They probably have some sex cult that makes NXIVM look small time.
They will never approach the spasmodic orgasmic bliss of /ourmistress/

>> No.56652445
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56652445

I need more market clarity

>> No.56652447

>>56652307
You can't even imagine the depraved sex shit ""she"" does for, and to, him.

>> No.56652452

>>56652436
No, but you might want to read https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/medical-device-makers-rise-relief-after-wegovy-obesity-trial-data-2023-11-13/

And that doesn't even get into the weight loss effects of LLY's superior alternative!

>> No.56652453
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>>56652421
>And yes, I will take physical delivery on all of those.

>> No.56652463

>>56652445
>0-6 digits

>> No.56652469

The Beyond Meat company is not happy with me. That’s okay I’ll still keep buying that garbage.

>> No.56652472
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>>56652439
Yes.

>> No.56652479
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56652479

>>56652469

>> No.56652486
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>>56652469
>I’ll still keep buying that garbage.
Listen, we buy all kinds of retard companies here but Beyond is a bridge too far.

>> No.56652492
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56652492

Dump already

>> No.56652497

>>56652486
i tried that shit one time and couldn't even swallow. Was probably a mental thing but still god dam

>> No.56652498

>>56652486
>Lynch
Ooh, that reminds me I need to buy SCI in anticipation of mass war deaths.

>> No.56652502

>>56652492
cpi is tomorrow, today we are ending flat

>> No.56652508
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>>56652498
Based.

>> No.56652513

>>56652452
My prediction is that LLY's little shitshit won't do shit

>> No.56652524

>>56652513
Anon, the trials have literally already finished.

>> No.56652529

>>56652472
Hnnnnnggggg

>> No.56652539

>>>56652486
>i tried that shit one time and couldn't even swallow. Was probably a mental thing but still god dam
You still talkin about fake vegetable meat right bro?

>> No.56652540
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>>56652508
>AVAV
>KTOS
Frankly, the market is telling us the bot war has already started. We're just waiting for the meatbags to start dropping like flies.

>> No.56652545
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56652545

Goomba

>> No.56652549
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56652549

What is the market equivalent of this? The SEC?

>> No.56652568

>>56652549
That's to be expected, they filed it in the town the campus is in.

>> No.56652571

>>56652372
Ozempic?

>> No.56652575

>>56652549
What's the story here?

>> No.56652589

>>56652297
why her though. could have essentially anyone. why her. do you think...do you think she pretends to be his little sister?

>> No.56652593

>>56652539
Plant-based meat substitute. It’s the intermediate stage to eating bugs in the NWO post global collapse.

>> No.56652601
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>>56652589
ENOUGH FROM THE SISTERFUCKER

>> No.56652622

>>56652524
>priced in
>Amerifat's won't stop eating just because of some drug

>> No.56652630

>>56652575
Ask in >>>/sp/cfg
Basically a massive sign stealing scandal that's rapidly expanding to include other teams also stealing, and sharing what they stole with other teams lol.

>> No.56652639

>>56652630
>>>/sp/cfb

>> No.56652660

and up we go. even more.

>> No.56652664

>>56652589
You nailed it my friend. There is a very high premium on women who are willing to rp as your sister.

>> No.56652668

>>56652660
It's meaningless until the cpi comes out

>> No.56652673
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56652673

>Semiconductors are crack in all but name

>> No.56652678

>>56652589
findom, the 50/50 divorce was the ultimate conclusion of his fetish

>> No.56652681

>>56652668
hasn't mattered in a long time

>> No.56652683 [DELETED] 
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56652683

Well I bought puts on spy out to mid december so I guess it's time for the market to go up.

All I do is lose anons.

>> No.56652685
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56652685

What a week Mark

>> No.56652687
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56652687

>>56652545
Behooved

>> No.56652688
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56652688

Pray with me real quick

>> No.56652698

>>56652673
Me on the far right with my 60/40 portfolio that has yet to recover its 30~45% loss

>> No.56652708

>>56652698
you wouldn't be on the right then

>> No.56652712
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56652712

IS THIS IT
COULD THIS BE
THE BIG ONE

>> No.56652716

>>56652708
you dont get to tell him what side of the graph he's on

>> No.56652725

>>56652716
Ok, he's mid.

>> No.56652734
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>>56652687
Wrong ticker

>> No.56652742

>>56652716
the image is meta-ironic because anyone that takes such an idea seriously would be on the far left

>> No.56652758
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56652758

What a boring day

>> No.56652765

>>56652734
>7% on VIX options
Never @ me again

>> No.56652773

>>56652765
In one day though. The put expires in 6 months

>> No.56652783
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56652783

Alright, /smg/
>What're you buyin'?

>What're you sellin'?

>> No.56652786
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56652786

Will we ever go down? Will the risk free rate ever actually hurt equity prices?

Why am I such a faggot doomer who loses money all the time buying puts?

I blame George Gammon and his snaggletoothed jew friend.

>> No.56652789

>>56652783
buying healthcare
selling big tech

>> No.56652795
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56652795

>NOOOOOO You can't just make short term trades for a living, you HAVE to work a full time job for 30 years and put all of your money into an index fund

>> No.56652804
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56652804

>>56652795

Teach meee

>> No.56652807

>>56652783
Buying short term treasuries ETFs
Selling nothing

>> No.56652810

Tech trannies seethe
The time of the healthcare has come

>> No.56652817

>>56652795
The kinds if trades you have to make all the while being able to pay around 1000-2000 a month on bills and other things is insane. You have to make several consecutive good trades every single time without failing even once.

>> No.56652830

>looking into investing
>ETFs taxed at 41%
>individual stock trading taxed at 33%
What's the point?

>> No.56652832
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56652832

>>56652783
been sitting on my hands for the last 14 months

>> No.56652838

>>56652817
or you could just manage your risk

>> No.56652849 [DELETED] 

>>56652783
>>What're you buyin'?
t-bills and money market
>>56652783
>>What're you sellin'?
t-bills after maturation and real estate holdings
>>56652832
i bailed out in february, would have liked to keep my MRNA puts up but I dont trust anything anymore
NOT EVEN MYSELF

>> No.56652854

>>56652830
How are futures taxed? You get a discount on those in the US

>> No.56652860
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56652860

STOP

>> No.56652872

>>56652830
lol that's no where close to true but yeah just stay away kiddo

>> No.56652882

>>56652830
the fuck are you talking about

>> No.56652884

>>56652860
It's a Bonesaw market. You're going nowhere.

>> No.56652895
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56652895

>>56652860

>> No.56652900
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56652900

>>56652786
Anons how fucker am I. Are my december puts going to 0?

>> No.56652903

>>56652838
You can't manage all of your risk in an unpredictable environment in these markets over the past 3 years. The bast you can do is just ride both sides at the same time and hope for the best one side goes in your favor enough to cut the losses of your other side.

>> No.56652908

>>56652854
>"60/40 rule: 60% are taxed at the long-term capital gains tax rate of 15%, while only 40% of your short-term capital gains are taxed at your ordinary income tax rate."

>> No.56652914

>>56652900
you are the worst newest namefag around, get fucjing filtered you absolute fool

>> No.56652923

>>56652908
Yep. It's a lot better deal if you're an active trader in a taxable account

>> No.56652927

>>56652903
When people say I can't do something I just assume they mean they can't, sorry you've been losing for so long.

>> No.56652928

>>56652872
Ireland. Sorry for intruding on your high stakes trading, hotshot.

>> No.56652930

>>56652895
But they told me options don't influence the market!

>> No.56652935

>>56652923
Should add it's a lot easier to calculate too. No wash sale rule on futures and you don't have to keep track of individual trades since you only get taxed on yearly gain

>> No.56652936

>>56652927
You have to predict the market in the exact right moment every single time. Nothing short of insider trading can do that with a success rate like that.

>> No.56652942

>>56652923
I don't think o have the head for day trading, frankly. Was just looking to set up something passive.
Bonds might be an option.

>> No.56652949

>>56652297
Men age better than women. She went from an 8 to a 4. He went from a 3 to a 6.

>> No.56652967

>>56652549
>law suit against the UMichigan coach
>commenced in the jurisdiction of the campus
>the judge is an alum
I despise how Boomers keep falling for conspiracy-tards

>> No.56652968

>>56652936
You don't know anything about trading strategies if you do that. You can trade with risk reward ratios greater than 1:1, you can trade intraday or swing etc. You assume trading is buy and hold and praying when in fact actual profitable trading is much more systematic and structured than "I have to guess which way the market is going"

>> No.56652971
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56652971

what is this daily candle called?? chinese company

>> No.56652980

>>56652830
Stop day trading you niggers

>> No.56652982
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56652982

Can this company just fuck off already?

>> No.56652998

>>56652773
I was just kidding :)

>> No.56653002

>>56652968
No other point in the entire history has there been a moment where both stocks and the bond market has taken a massive hit together at the same time. How could you anticipate that happening if you weren't already looking into this before anyone else even begun to take notice it ever happening?

>> No.56653024

>>56653002
who said anything about being there before it happened? trading is just looking at the chart and trading what's in front of you. if things are taking a shit look for shorts, if things are bullish look for longs. its literally so easy anon. you dont have to be in before every move happens, just scoop a chunk out of every one of those moves and bank your profits.

>> No.56653025

>>56652971
Classic Jing Dong ping pong.

>> No.56653052

>>56653002
>No other point in the entire history has there been a moment where both stocks and the bond market has taken a massive hit together at the same time

I know this was typed in all seriousness and luckily this is an anonymous or you'd have to delete it in 30 mins

>> No.56653071
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56653071

Here is a clue
For you

>> No.56653080

>>56652783
>buying
nothing
>selling
anything currently in profit

>> No.56653093
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>>56653052
Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just saying what has literally been reported on.

>> No.56653114
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FUCKING BITCH

>> No.56653130
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Imagine literally thinking anything would ever happen. Nothing ever happens. Embrace entropy. Embrace the crab

>> No.56653147

>>56653130
What the actual fuck are iron condors?

>> No.56653148
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56653148

You bought puts, right anon?

>> No.56653154
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>Korea market up 10% since short selling was banned
I mean realistically, what is the big deal about banning it? All I see is Jews complaining about overvalued stocks, but most markets in the world have banned short selling and stocks tend to go towards equilibrium.
And short selling is typically banned during times of financial distress in the states, having been banned multiple times in the past 20 years. If its so good for the economy then why is it allowed?

My thoughts: Its just a way for Jews to manipulate the market with artificial selling and its a cheatcode for hedge funds in need of quick cash by destroying smaller stocks. Its also used for money laundering occasionally. Yeah I said it.

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>>56653148
I'm not approved for options.

>> No.56653161
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56653161

>My EEM puts are being teased

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56653170

Brappygas chads, I'm thinkin' we're back

>> No.56653175

>>56653159
Just use Robinhood for options and Fidelity for regular investing.
Be warned that Robinhood will artificially price options to make you pay more or sell for less. Always do your research and enter strict limit sells.

>> No.56653185

>>56653147
It's like selling a strangle with some added risk management

>> No.56653189
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56653189

will this PC build maximize my ability to trade stocks with etrade pro?

>> No.56653195

>>56653189
>no nvda
have fun with that

>> No.56653203

why doesnt the jewish banking cabal observe fallen veterans by shapes their boardroom decisions on trannys might feel?

>> No.56653221

good day for me today. one of my test holds are up 10% almost

>> No.56653229

>>56653189
get nvdia gpu. they are the best.

>> No.56653231

>>56653189
I'd beef up the power supply if it were me

>> No.56653250

>>56652447
It’s all no doubt spelled out in the non disclosure agreement

>> No.56653271

>>56652307
Why did he pick a woman who is older and can't have kids? Whose ex-husband sticks around with him? Why did musk fuck Grimes?

Billionaires have already done all that "sugardaddy to a younger woman" bullshit, they don't want 28yo whiny millennial stacies or 18yo zoomlet bratty bitches. They want a woman who will say "yes" because she has no self-esteem, to any retarded request he makes. Eat my ass? Let me eat yours? Brap in my face? Fuck your ex in front of me? Fuck a bunch of college students in front of me? Me and you both go to an orgy? Feel up my biceps for the camera to make me look huge (I'm roiding)? Bezos is just getting whatever he wants, he doesn't want a shy girl or a stuck up girl he wants a woman who is willing to trade her anal integrity for a hundred million dollars.

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56653281

You bought put, right anon?

>> No.56653284

>>56653189
>he doesn’t trade in VR

>> No.56653286

>>56652967
Alum is stretching it, but active lecturer at the same university is a conflict of interest anyone with half a brain can see.

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56653293

>>56653189
>not getting a 70 W TDP Nvidia GPU

>> No.56653296
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56653296

Uranium Kings..... Can we be stopped?

>> No.56653300

>>56652297
two questions...
Is this photo real?
If yes, then how much did he pay to have it taken?

>> No.56653306

what are we buying today, bros?

>> No.56653308
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56653308

I shorted the shit out of NASD-ACK and I think you should too.

Google and Microshit literally can't keep up the index (and the rest of the economy) on their own. This is ridiculous. Has anyone even looked at NASD-ACK? It's all S&P 500 + worthless trash no one ever heard of. It'll take only one bad day for the big boys for the entire index to do a massive stinky.

>> No.56653309

>>56652307
because that's what he wants. why should he pick what you want instead?

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56653330

>>56653293

>> No.56653335
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56653335

>>56653189
>he fell for the 32gb of RAM meme

>> No.56653337

>>56653281
Fuck it, would, both of them

>> No.56653346
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56653346

Heh that's right, we didn't need interest rate hikes.

>> No.56653349
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56653349

Last chance before tsla train leaves

>> No.56653352
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56653360
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56653360

Why do they keep lying? They really think people are retarded huh.

>> No.56653368

>>56652622
>>56652524
Boogie already failed his diet, he out-ate the stomach shrink surgery. He also has another million dollars and a new 24yo gf.
>Jul 15, 2023 — The age of consent in Boogie2988's state, Virginia, is 18-years-old. Therefore, his relationship with a 20-year-old woman is legal (that if the ...
Also boogie is from the same state as Chrischan, proving both are glownigger experiments.

>> No.56653370

>>56653360
Its not a lie for people who understand. Its misleading for people that dont understand.
As it does self-correct, but idiots think correcting means prices going back down

>> No.56653375
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>>56653360
by the time the can is no longer kicked down the road, it won't matter
a la Bernanke saying the Great Depression was the Feds fault and that "we are sorry"

>> No.56653379

>>56653352
>3x
Try 18.2x NASD-ACK short.

>> No.56653380

>>56652830
Pack up and move.

>> No.56653391

>>56653360
I mean tbf the prices of those aren't skyrocketing anymore they're just stagnating

>> No.56653396
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>>56653025
JingDong will ping pong 100% to the upside in 2024.

>> No.56653404

>>56653379
bold, i like it
good luck bobo-san

>> No.56653415

>>56653154
We can only hope based Biden will permanently ban shorting, it serves no purpose other to than to enrich evil bobos.

>> No.56653427

>>56653346
Lol these kikes are something else

>> No.56653434
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56653434

>>56653352
based

>> No.56653446

>>56653337
Me actually too

>> No.56653453
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56653453

Where's my power hour?

>> No.56653460

>>56653453
they already frontran it this morning. now we make new lows this week

>> No.56653467

>>56653370
>price jumps 50%
>price holds flat
>wages rise 20%
Inflation solved!

>> No.56653475

>>56652307
Bezos is a man of taste, seethe more.

>> No.56653477

>>56653475
tasting dick

>> No.56653482

>>56653453
>Powell hour after they retard pumped on friday
Retard.

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>>56653453
My hour is rather crabby.

>> No.56653491

What is the case for being a bobo right now?
What can possibly cause a dump at this point? Nobody cares about CPI or shit like that

>> No.56653497
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>>56653453
printers were overworked just keeping it even today. now you want a fucking power hour?

>> No.56653498

How the fuck are retail bears so in denial about inflation being transitory and also mostly price gouging? Is it because they build their entire personalities around being contrarian faggots? Really mindblowing stuff

>> No.56653502
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56653502

Buying more BYON, former OSTK

>> No.56653503

>>56653491
>What can possibly cause a dump at this point?
Anything unexpected because as you said, nobody cares about CPI and rate cuts aren't coming for at least half a year.

So we're looking at 5 big names being supported by financial pillars of stability of a fucking Jenga tower.

>> No.56653512

>>56653498
Try being middle class you dumb glownigger, inflation is still here

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56653518

Should I buy the dip on Plug Power?

>> No.56653524

When will it be the small caps time in the sun?
I hope it’s soon.

>> No.56653534
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56653534

keep in mind the market will never crash, it might not even go down ever again. This is the ground floor, its time to buy

day trade all you want but its only up from here

>> No.56653545

>>56653491
the most realistic bear idea is probably just that we get the hard landing jpow keeps telling us about while people are overextended on credit because "we're heading the right direction" (until suddenly we miss the exit and wind up in a recession)

won't necessarily happen but it's at least believable vs. all this conspiracy shit

>> No.56653547
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>>56653349
>tsla train leaves
Where's it going...?

>> No.56653550

>>56652307
He probably gets all of the fresh young pussy he wants delivered on the side.

>> No.56653552

>>56653547
To India, sirs.

>> No.56653556
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>>56653491
>What can possibly cause a dump at this point?
Literally anything.

>> No.56653559
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56653559

>>56653453
It's here but it's going the wrong way.

>> No.56653562

>>56653512
>Ohhh bloobloobloo I can't afford my $2,500/month rent or buy all the name brand groceries I want or lease a new car every year!! Inflation is so off the charts!
"Middle class" assholes just love sucking corporate cock, simple as

>> No.56653563

>>56653556
This is the new normal, Chud.

>> No.56653576

>>56653562
>I can't afford my $2,500/month rent or buy all the name brand groceries I want or lease a new car every year!!
...Yes? That's what inflation is. It results in horrible earnings as people scramble to buy less expensive shit.

>> No.56653612

>>56653547
whatever the business equivalent of Auschwitz is

>> No.56653644

>bonds crabbing
>market crabbing
So is everyone just waiting for CPI to come in tomorrow?

>> No.56653647

>>56653612

So just regular Auschwitz?

>> No.56653680
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56653680

>>56653491
The average time between the start of the inversion and recession is 15 months. It's been 12 so far

>> No.56653684

>>56653562
>Just stop buying new stuff stupid poories
What is this 2008? Even if you spend frugally you're getting fucked with inflation see: gas, rent and groceries

>> No.56653698

>>56653644
I legitimately do not understand why would anyone wait for CPI.

>it comes out good
>markets don't move
>it comes out bad
>markets tank
This green light red light shit is just retarded and shows how weak the fucking market is.

>> No.56653722
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56653722

Well... guess I'm making the cheap ramen today

>> No.56653723

>They think Wallstreet will not just selloff for the fun of it when nobody thinks of it anymore.

>> No.56653755

>>56653281
I don't know how to feel about this picture.

>> No.56653762
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>>56653755
Coward.

>> No.56653778

>>56652297
What the fuck is wrong with her face

>> No.56653777

>>56653002
>how could you anticipate higher interest rates decreasing the value of both stocks and bonds
I’m being completely serious when I say you should stop trading on your own behalf and hire an advisor. They’ll probably be retarded too, but they might not do it’s a good trade for you

>> No.56653786

Please, anyone, anybody at all. Please buy PCT. It's gone "no bid" and my bags are heavy.

>> No.56653806

>>56653786
>Figurative and literal garbage
no thank you

>> No.56653811

>>56653786
Sell this stock to me. Why should I invest?

>> No.56653814

>>56653786
Call the CEO and tell him you have pics and video of him and his sister "together" if you know what I mean. Threaten to go public if the share priced doesn't 2x in the next week

>> No.56653821

>>56653576
>>56653684
Guarantee you, 100%, that you idiots have no idea how to shop for groceries/cook. Americans complaining about $3.50/gallon gas is laughable.

>> No.56653822

>>56653698
Frontrunning the fed I think, the market keeps trying to be the wizard that predicts the exact moment that Powell declares victory on inflation and pivots. That's where most of the slurpers on the 20 year are coming from anyway.

>> No.56653826

>>56653786
>PCT
>Revenge of Garbage Don

>> No.56653834

>>56653821
Yeah but you wouldn't believe how many choices we have regarding chedder cheese.

>> No.56653855

>>56653821
I buy no pre prepared food and for one person it’s probably $700-800 month. I only buy SOME organic produce. Coffee I always get BOGO. Only real luxury item is like $30 of decent cheese a month. You don’t get how expensive it is over here in a even small cities

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>>56653786
when did you buy

>> No.56653879

>>56653855
where are you shopping for groceries, louis vuitton?

>> No.56653901

bros is T

>> No.56653905

>>56653811
They have built a plant that recycles polypropylene plastics into better-than-virgin polypropylene (lower odor) with lower costs and lower carbon emissions than virgin. The technology is licensed from Procter & Gamble.

The stock is down tremendously over the last 3 months due to delays in plant commissioning and a short report released two weeks ago.

However, the company should meet its 50% production milestone in the next 6 weeks due to it fixing its bead leak issue by installing an automatic screen changer. I am very confident the delays are behind them and the plant will work.

They've signed 20 year off-take agreements for the plastic they produce on a feedstock-plus pricing model.

We're talking about 50% margins for a decade until competition (maybe) catches up.

Basically the ESG mafia will force companies (particularly in Europe) to by recycled polypropylene rather than virgin.

>> No.56653919

UUUUOOOOHHHHH Flat indices erotic UUUUOOOOHHHHH

>> No.56653928

>>56653821
>$3.50/gallon gas
Not where I live

>> No.56653934

>>56653905
I'm shorting this

>> No.56653944

>>56653879
Publix. I can probably save like $30/month if I go to Aldi or Walmart for a few things. That number is for if I didn’t eat at any restaurant and takeout for a month and prepared everything. I usually spend like 350-400/mo on groceries

I’m king of manlets & 170 before I get accused of being obese

>> No.56653985

>>56653944
unironically i'd be interested to see the receipts, i'm suburbia so i wouldn't know about city prices

>> No.56653988
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WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.56654005

>>56653985
Mangos are now >$2/piece to give you an idea

>> No.56654011

An investment course I'm taking devolved from finding value plays by reading balance sheets to reading chart patterns.
Peers seem to love the latter.

>> No.56654018

thanks for the dip today bobo's i needed SOXL calls for inflation day

>> No.56654026
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56654026

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56654035

>>56654026
gay and a half.

>> No.56654039

I buy flour I buy milk I buy vitamins, and I boil them all down into little balls.

>> No.56654044

>>56653944
170 is fat. That’s like 6’1 ish.

>> No.56654047
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>>56654026
-0.04%

>> No.56654063
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>>56654026
+.34%

>> No.56654064

>>56653189
>etrade pro
does this software really need the juice, or is this joke?

>> No.56654069
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>>56654026
-0.68%
FIX THIS JEROME

>> No.56654089

Skibidi market

>> No.56654100
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>>56654026
>-0.22%

>> No.56654112
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>>56654026
+.14% very very flat

>> No.56654119

*ahem*
FUCK THE IRS

>> No.56654126
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>>56654026
Meh. +0.7%. I have to go Canadian Tire now to buy a new electric stovetop burner. There was an incident.

>> No.56654131
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>>56654119

>> No.56654134
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>>56654026
+0.18%

>> No.56654139
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>>56654026
+0.68%

>> No.56654141
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-8%
ASTS earnings tomorrow has people scared maybe.

>> No.56654157

>>56654026
+0.05%
It's just one of those days

>> No.56654158

>>56654026
+0.25% but i'm all long underlying right now so unrealized price fluctuations mean nothing

>> No.56654159
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>>56654026
- 0.81%

>> No.56654160

>>56654141
I forgot to buy calls, I hope their earnings are after close so I can buy a few

>> No.56654165

If I don't recoup my losses and start making money before Christmas I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.56654166

>>56654044
I’m 5’11”. Put on like 7 lbs in the last few months from not working out due to injury. I’m probably like 14-17% body fat right now

>> No.56654170

>>56654026
+10%, bought calls after the lil drop at open and sold them when it flattened out before it dropped and crabbed
too much of a pussy to trade a range while crabbing, need to read more books

>> No.56654174
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Does the ASMB tranny still post here?
Just thought of him

>> No.56654189

>>56654159
Someone give this some horns and change the text to bull at the bottom

>> No.56654192
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>>56654026
Got heemed

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56654198

>>56654157

>> No.56654200

>>56654160
Earnings is 5pm.

>> No.56654207

>>56654200
excellent, thanks.

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>>56654026
>-0.84%
Yeah, dump crypto shit on news that they'll have degen leverage in futures come January. That's reasonable price action.

>> No.56654234

>>56653855
Want to know how I know you're fat?

>> No.56654265

>>56654234
I was single digit bodyfat earlier this year :(

>> No.56654275

>>56654234
there are lots of poors here. poor people tend to spend lots of $.

>> No.56654288

>>56654166
dude thats pretty fat. GSP weighs a little less than you.

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>>56654275
>poor people tend to spend lots of $.
What's up with that?

>> No.56654298

>>56654288
Who tf is gsp I’m gonna beat him to a pulp with my RAW MASS

>> No.56654333

>>56654298
Georges St Pierre.

>> No.56654347

>>56654290
idk, some billionaire said the bottom 80% are lazy people.

>> No.56654348
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56654348

So the Bed Bath and Beyond stock is worth $0 even though it was technically bought out?
Someone give me the sitrep so I can understand why there is still a BedBathandBeyond General

>> No.56654380

>>56654290
Yeah anon, people are poor because the world is so fucking miserable they spend money on anything they can to escape reality for a few minutes.

>> No.56654399

>>56654333
You realize fighting “at” 170 means you’re going back up close to 180 between the weigh in and the match right? Not to mention a quick cut before then. Someone fighting at 170 is probably like 185 a month before the fight

>> No.56654404
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>>56654380
>Not abusing alcohol and other drugs to self medicate
NGMI

>> No.56654407

>>56654380
They also do this because the money will be gone anyways, so they spend it one something personal before it can be snagged away by bills. No hope. What a sorrowful cycle.

>> No.56654421

>>56654399
but hes like lean and muscular, and your flabby and outta shape.

>> No.56654449

>>56654407
the economy would probably be better if we wiped out the bottom 20 percent and the 40-55%. and wiped out 30% of all betamales.

>> No.56654452
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56654452

Elon, do not redeem I beg.

>> No.56654454

>>56654421
Yeah I said that. But an mma fighter weighing in at 170 is a 185 lb dude apples to apples. I could be 160 in a couple days too if I had a doctor doing a diuretic cycle on me

>> No.56654456
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>>56654407
Truly a sustainable situation. Thank you JEWS for turning our country into a fucking misery machine, very cool.

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>>56654026
+0.45 %

>> No.56654522 [DELETED] 

I just want to thank everyone who subbed after the burpjob video dropped. Worth the 7 day ban for sure

>> No.56654523

What was even the point of today

>> No.56654543
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>>56654523
Everybody running down the clock until the holidays. You love to see it.

>> No.56654559

>>56654543
I’m gonna have Tony’s merriment one day

>> No.56654599
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>>56654559
An ideal towards which we should all strive.

>> No.56654615

Did Rocker ever post a new video?

>> No.56654620 [DELETED] 
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Why do Jews hate vanguard funds so much?

>> No.56654621
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>>56654615
No

>> No.56654622
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I don't mind if the markets are flat or down but I do mind when the thread slows down.

>> No.56654634
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>>56654615
Because of Rocker, I have had no idea what to invest in for the past 3 months. He just won't tell me what to buy.

>> No.56654636
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>>56654620
Because VOO could be pronounced like "jew" and they want to keep a low profile.

>> No.56654716

>>56652297
What the fuck bros... I didnt know Grindr was publicly traded

>> No.56654730

>>56654348
Here, this book will completely explain it: https://www.amazon.com/Bowling-Alone-Collapse-American-Community/dp/1982130849/

>> No.56654732

Based me

>> No.56654744

>>56654716
Someone run a portfolio of SIGA, GRND, and BVNRY through that backtest site. The AIDSfolio.

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>>56654744
>siga
their stupid CEO forgot to bribe the FDA...
Imagine using your drug to treat a disease, saying its not good for the diease, but then continuing to use your drug.
All he had to do was throw a few million for the usual FDA bribe, but nooooooooooooo

So now the SIGA drug still isn't approved even though its used in every Moneypox case.

AND MON-EYPOX IS STILL CENSORED ON BIZ FFS

>> No.56654915
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>>56654615
Making the video now

>> No.56654923
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56654923

BOIL baggies, our response??

>> No.56654930

>>56654915
You need someone to mediamanage you? I can scale your venture by 100l% and create for you the website/social medias that will hit the SEO just right. Thus increasing revenue

>> No.56654931
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>>56654915
Don't forget to shill SAVE

>> No.56654939
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56654939

Anyone here 100+ shares of SPY?

Could you tell me what your life is like? Do you wake up everyday with a big grin? Do you live in a nice home? Have a loving family?

Is your life perfect?

>> No.56654946

>>56654915
Call out NO NAT GAS NIGGERS. Or support them, I dunno.

>> No.56654949
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>>56654915
It better be a 3 hour mega episode to make up for all the time you missed

>> No.56654950

>>56654930
My content could never be monetized in clown world unfortunately.

>> No.56654976

>>56654915
Thank you Mr ROckLer.

>>56654939
I have 700 shares of QQQ. Nothing has changed.

>> No.56654997

>>56654348
I guess they are expecting to receive a cash payout for the bbbyq shares they held, and equity in a new cusip id or something. Some of them seem to believe there is going to be a large merger involving a mix of several retail companies, some with strong positioning and others that have been bankrupted recently or in the past. Not sure exactly how it's all supposed to work, I can't tell what's shitposting or not in either bbbyq or the gme generals anymore. Individually, both threads are spammed more than the board as a whole is. Atleast it seems that way to me

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>>56654915
Based.

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>>56654939
i have 1600 shares of SPY. i'm forever alone and my life sucks.

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>>56653534
>The New Paradigm starts here.
I'm short-term bullish, but your cursed words make me less so.

>> No.56655126

>>56654939
If I convert my SSO to SPY I'd have 125. I live with my parents and pray the company I work for goes bankrupt each passing day.

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Baking

>> No.56655163

Anyone one of you dorks have nasocifdiak folds?

>> No.56655208

>>56654950
You could get sponsors though. Start shilling VPN services between Chad and Virgin poster segments

>> No.56655212

>>56655145
>>56655145
>>56655145
>>56655145
Migrate when ready

>> No.56655215

>>56655212
I will never be ready

>> No.56655261

>>56655215
You must

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Still a little life left in this one