/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56643530
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Power to the individual bakers.

>GameStop Info Summary
Complete corporate revamp / shift into e-commerce by CEO Ryan Cohen
New executive specialists (e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain, supply chain operations...)
Debt free and cash flow positive
More than $1 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand
More than $1 billion in inventory
~$100 million allocated to shares buyback
NFT marketplace beta launched
Gaming plateforme in the pipeline

>GameStop, NFT Sites
https://www.gamestop.com
https://nft.gamestop.com

>DRS & BOOK your shares to ensure you're not rugpulled
>DRS Guide:
https://www.drsgme.org/how-to-register-shares
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka
>Avoid DSPP:
https://www.drsgme.org/terminating-from-directstock
https://www.sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

>DRS & Computershare shares according to (((Cede & Co)))
10/30/2021 - 20.8M
04/30/2022 - 50.8M
07/30/2022 - 71.3M
06/01/2023 - 76.6M
06/20/2023 - Mainstar rugpull: 1,270,566 shares unDRS'ed
08/31/2023 - 75,4M

>Investor 10-K annual report, 10-Q earnings & 8-K
https://investor.gamestop.com
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html

>DRS Percentage
25% total held direct registered by Individuals
18% total held by Insiders
11% Institutions
11% Mutual Funds
10% ETFs
= 27% Left to lock
https://www.computershared.net

>RRP falling from the ledge like hedgies.
09/29/2023 - $1,557B / 108P = $14.417M/P
10/10/2023 - $1,222B / 98 P = $12.469M/P
10/13/2023 - $1,152B / 98 P = $11.755M/P
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>Unfuddable.
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares.
'MOASS' is a matter of time.

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

>BBBY nonsens is finally over
Total hedgies death

Buckle Up
>WAGMI

>>56643530
why hasn't ryan cohen started MOASS? is he a fucking idiot? why doesn't he do a split again but make sure the SEC can't fuck it up?

>295 posts

>>56643562
Dude get a life lol

>>56643530
▼▼▼▼BAGGIES LOL▼▼▼▼

>>56643573
That goes for everyone who posted in this thread

>farts in the mouth of every tripfag that shows up ITT

>>56639139
>I saw "Buy GME" on a laptop on a stream. Thought it was just a meme but things were more than they seem.
>Those shorts, they never closed
>the system, it's gonna blow
>I can see fear in their eyes
>Meanwhile I stay moisturized
>I'm feelin' so greedy
>Those deers lookin' pretty
>I keep buyin' GME
>won't ever stop!
>I'm gamblin' like Kaiji, I ain't gonna run
>My hand's like a straight flush and blackjack in one
>Been holding for 3 years and no one can take it
>No matter the challenge, we are aaaaaall gonna make it

No toothless mommies itt?
Best bake ever!

>>56643509

I invested to get a girlfriend, but it turns out now I'm 50k down I'm further away from a woman than ever. Thanks Ryan Cohen. Now I'll never have kids!

How much damage control are they doing to do during this?

>>56643754
MOASS is just around the corner bro. All you need is HODL

>>56643761
Guys I'm seriously in the shit. The love of my life is literally so pissed off with me right now. Throughout all of 21-22 I was reading out all of the DD to her, I sounded like a cringe Redditor but she went along with it because she (like I) was so convinced by it all.
Long story short we put our savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and birthdays. We went in really hard at 180, we tried lowering her average, and we've still only got 2000 or so shares. We've probs got about 70k in this thing at this point. All week she's been super pissed at me, crying, swearing, I've never seen her so incensed. She's gone to stay at her sisters who fucking hates me, and the sister is now convincing her to sell her half of the shares as she thinks it's going to continue tanking. I'm fairly certain my gf is going to leave me. WTF should I do?

>>56643765
Probably going to be used to shutdown the cringe mines.
Which'd be both entertaining and an indicator that things are getting close.

>>56643813
Nah, I think it’s meant to be more of a demoralization. The entire thing will be curated, and any static brought up will be conveniently explained in a way to cause doubt to anyone who still thinks he should be in prison. In the grand scheme he was just a dreamer nobody who got thrown to the wolves by the machine. They will use the ama to make it seem like he is untouchable, and by proxy his masters are untouchable. That’s why he made the “boy from Bulgaria” joke. They are co-opting the memes born from their crimes to serve themselves. They aren’t confessing. They are bragging. Cringe mines won’t be shut down because it is now functioning exactly as they need to it function. A bastion of “market reform” led by retail and figureheads such as “big dick Dave lauer”. They turned liking a company, thinking it has a bright future, and buying and holding its stock into this nonsense, and it was all completely on purpose. Why is it even called “superstonk” and not “GameStop stock”
or something actually pertinent? Why have all the real OG posters been banned long ago? It won’t be destroyed because it serves THEM now. Just like the bake team losing their shit here over this gorgeous logo being at the top of the catalog again. They need the company and its stock to be the last thing anyone talks about. They need it to be about “Dumb money” “bbbyq is totally gonna squeeeeeeeeze” “he didn’t buy at five” “write your congressmen now!” Instead of “I like this company. I like its stock. I think it has strong fundamentals, and that is the only reason I am investing. I am not trying to harm American markets, just continue investing in a company I like for genuine reasons”, because that sentiment is the only way out of this hellhole they’ve dug for us, and continue to spend millions to keep us from realizing

>>56643881
Holy shit is this a pasta

>>56643765
Probably none, but they'll only take questions from their plants and mark every hostile account for termination.

First, shoutout to PP and crew for the stream and Pulte graciously hosting them at his office. The slew of backlash I think was a good way to weed out some bad actors that have been amongst us and starting to flip their tone.

In my opinion I think there was meant to be an announcement yesterday. But like everything in this play and saga, it didn't go according to plan.

A few observations as to why I think yesterday should have seen something and why at any moment, even today, we might see fireworks:
Everyone was visibly amped up (more than usual and almost as if they knew something might happen)

Pulte NOT having a position in this play but feeling incredibly strong about the play itself, this community, and openly interacting with us I think is a MASSSIVE tell. Usually people without a position just shit on this play and tell us how regarded we are (despite us already knowing it)

It felt like a lot of yesterday's time was spent just killing time. There was a lot of "so what do you want to talk about next". Yet, the Pulte question thread had tons of questions that didn't seem to be asked

Countless bathroom breaks. I get it, when you are older you just got to go. But it was an unusual amount of times and of course, was off camera

The cherry on top - Pulte defending the stream this morning and calling out the haters.
Of course this is all speculation and opinion based on observation. For all I know, he told them the play was dead and we must go on with the stream the best we can.

But I am a gambling man and I am taking the odds of this company emerging and RC being a massive part in it.

>>56643898
He does that
A lot
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>>56642184

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>56643898
I was driving around w/ my gf listening to Stadium Arcadium & she said it was "low key mid desu" and she wanted to put something that "slaps" like "fookoo mean" not this "boomer stuff" I said "what are you talking about? This came out like two years ago" Fellas, she pulled it up on her phone it came out in 2006! 17 years ago. She's a year older than the album! I started having a panic attack and had to pullover. Luckily. we were just a few blocks away from her high-school. So she walked the rest of the way. Which she usually does since, her friends think I have "creep vibes" or whatever. But boys, what the fuck. Where does the time go.

I invested in 1 share @ $200 and am down 75%. I could use moass soon.

The talmud is among the worst pieces of literature ever produced by human hands. It is full of self contradiction, and even an extremely favorable reading will require you to perform mental gymnastics. Things like humans beating God in debate, humans tricking God into letting them sin by doing weird life hacks, and claiming that it is righteous to trick goym into trusting you in order to betray them because they aren't human. It's fucking retarded, and everyone who follows its teachings is either retarded or evil.
>The talmud tells you to lie so you're just putting up an act
I spit on the talmud, I spit on israel, and I spit on everyone who doesn't. I also never capitalize the words talmud, israel, jew, pharisees, etc except by accident, so you might be able to spot me between threads if you look for that.

Christ is King, and I'm going to use MOASS to free us from the grasp of the vile cult built around hating him.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

DRSing half your shit for dividends, first of all. Spending what you care to put into crypto as soon as possible will be important too. I suggest buying LRC and Ethereum as they will be used heavily in society. I'd go for Monero and HBAR too, just to be safe. As far as commodities go, I shouldn't have to tell you that land, silver, gold, guns and ammo are important key items to hoard. Maintaining wealth should be PISS EASY post MOASS, and you should be able to invest in nearly anything semi reasonable and see a return. The main thing EVERYONE here needs to keep a look out for it becoming a degenerate slob living in excess. Don't be flashy and make yourself a target, don't give every sugar baby a new Lexus or $10,000+ "allowances". Don't fall into hard drugs or listen to every sob story about how you need to give such and such a million dollars because they lost everything. just don't be an idiot, don't get played, don't be overly excessive in your degeneracy... most of us here want to get a penthouse and play video games or get a house in the woods and learn to be self sufficient off grid farmers (after destroying Israel, of course). I plan to dip my feet into both worlds, but stay mostly in the former until I have a family. I'm planning some ridiculously safe and lucrative investments and I want to use this money to further my family and my opulent lifestyle along with getting some serious real world life changing philanthropic work done.

>>56644022

GME is literally crash proof. It is debt free and not some massive conglomerate the banks used as a cum dumster by leveraging it up for additional profits. If RC is successful he'll build his company and won't be mismanaging the balance sheet as a cash cow for bankers.
I honestly think RC's style of promoting work and not liking overpaid executives means he could be one of those businessmen that lead you to prosperity.
It's the "blue chip" stocks with massive debts and massive market caps that look like balloons ready to be popped.

>>56643989
>989%

I’m all for it

>>56644038
GameStop could’ve actually got a decent business out of becoming, at least partly, a online key reseller. The thing is that they should’ve done that a long time ago. First, they have little brand recognition left outside the US. Hell, no one talks about GameStop where I live anymore. Second, the market nowadays is already really saturated.

Besides GMG, we have GamersGate, Fanatical, Humble Store, Gamebillet and countless other companies operating in the same fashion. No one needs another similar compay and I think margins there are pretty low already, so there is very little room to compete with prices if you want to remain profotable.

In PC sphere, there really are just Steam, GOG and Epic and everything else is just key reselling. There is and was zero chance that GameStop could create a platform of its own. For locked console ecosystems, the chance is even smaller.

>>56643983
>he bought at five

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

Hedgie here, thanks for you're donations. You guys really are, as you say, based. Send your mothers my regards. ;^)

>>56644082

Could be worse man, I'm 29 years old and I have spent over $100,000 on UberEats over the last 5 years, ordering on average once or twice per day, I have around $6000 savings, $14,000 in crypto which was down from it's peak of $70,000 in 2021, I should have sold in mid-late 2021.

Slowly learning to cook my own meals now and buy my own ingredients with a budget mentality in mind, also put on a bunch of weight from the UberEats shit and need to lose weight now, lost 10kg in the last 35 days but still need to lose another 20-30kg due to the weight I've put on due to no exercise, UberEats and work from home.

I make around $95,000 per year and have made over 6 figures in the last few years due to commissions yet I somehow spend all my money and can barely save properly, I am lucky to be living with a family member but I am an irresponsible piece of shit that should have had a house or apartment by now.

>>56643792
>>56644082
Sorry to hear these stories guys. It seems as if we just can't catch a break since investing in Gamestop (ticker: GME). I wonder if we will ever see a return on our investment? Maybe it's time to face up to the facts and move on, sell our shares for the"tax purposes"just as Platinum Sparkles advised.

>he’s in both the gme thread and the bbby thread
>he’s specifically there to argue with Keith all day
Still hasn’t answered why he did all of these
>fudded the infinity pool
>fudded with government intervention
>got caught pretending to be an insider
>shilled everyone on forming an llc
>attempted to paint flat law as a psyop
>lead a rebellion over a non issue to justify hijacking the threads
These are all things he unarguably did. I’m sure there are some I missed.

Kenny sitting next to George Bush at the cowboys game and all the announcers can talk about is how much he donates to charity.

It hurts. It hurts so much. Everyday it hurts. I’ve invested 100% of everything I have in GameStop stock. With the recent drs book unveiling, I get the feeling we are going to have to wait until next earnings to “try again” with igniting the MOASS. But TPTB weasel their way around shit every time.
We have the lowest in volume in history, and on earnings we had 60 million. GME is REAL. The fuckery is REAL. But I can’t do anything but try to make it throw another miserable day of my worthless, loser life, while I wait for MOASS. And it hurts bros.
The man who I was when I bought GME is dead. The man who will MOASS is not the man who not all in. This entire experience has changed me. The waiting has sapped me of my spirit. When MOASS finally, finally, finally happens, im going to buy land on the northern coast of Alaska and never interact with humanity ever again.
Just let the MOASS happen so I can get off this ride. Every day is bullshit with a fake market and it hurts to watch this boring shit continue

>>56644159
That's terrible mate, I hope you can get sorted soon. So many tragic stories in here today that have all been caused by investing in `fatalError "loadSecurityName() is not a valid function. The constant you used was not safely unwrapped."`

>>56644069
>they have little brand recognition left outside the US.
They're EB games most places internationally.

Who /gaybaggie/ here?

>>56643765
Zero as all questions will be heavily curated.

The threads this weekend have been literally 80% spam because they are that afraid of organic posts about liking the stock.

My dad would always talk about dick and balls, and shit, and fucking. Beyond blue collar level, just kind of creepy and weird, always talking about gross shit, still does it to this day. When I was a kid (only child) I thought this was normal and alienated myself from my peers for a long time.

In public he puts on this really feminine submissive and polite personality, behind closed doors he puts all of us down at every opportunity. He has a gluttonous relationship with food and keeps eating child food (big bowl of frosted flakes and caffeinated soda less than 5 minutes before he lays down before bed) all despite being diabetic. He threatens my little brothers with violence constantly over nothing, really loudly, always yelling

If you do something you're embarrassed about he'll think it's funny to bring up in front of other people for years after and never say sorry, or if he does, he'll never mean it. If I tell him a story, he won't listen, if it's meant to be lighthearted, he'll take it super serious and use it as a way to make a judgement against me. Despite being really fat and socially oblivious, he will cling to random things to feel superior. My mother had friends over and he told a 15 minute long story about smelling shit, having no idea where the shit was, looking for shit, "and then it turns out i stepped in shit and the shit was all caked on my boot!"

It makes a mockery of all family time eternally when he uses every occasion to put others down and pretend he's smart, despite being diabetic and never cracking 6 fig income, will never retire, my mother will never retire. Really it's all forgivable but my relationship with the extended family is tainted by my youth of thinking being like this narcissist type nigga was normal and that's what hurts the most.

I could have had a normal dad who engages with the community, lives healthy and is happy. The kind of guy my dad calls gay while alone eating ice cream and watching fox news.

>>56644229
It could be worse, you could be a nip company who bought a fake Van Gogh Sunflower or £20m (£40m today) and refuse to let it be appraised and examined. Stamps are the same, people buy them to hoard, or ultra rare cars. At least a lot of paintings get prints sometimes and we can see repro's but yes, imagine what's in the Rothschild vault (the vatican) I suspect a lot of Nazi gold and stolen paintings, along with things the church declared heretical, like our own history.

>>56644364
Same.

Never give up. Find a twist.

>make connections
>make connections
>MAKE CONNECTIONS!

you actually need to know very little if you can put people together who are knowledgeable and find a goal to accomplish.

You don't need to be an accoutant to do your taxes. You just need to know enough to communicate clearly what you need from them and they need from you.

I know jack fuck about the law but my bro does. I've read a lot of books for us normal people about real estate and tax law.

Without using all of the big fancy words i can discuss particular law, case law, and most of all what i can and cannot do and why.

I think rather than try and reinvent the wheel i will use my natural god given skills that i have worked hard to protect and improve upon.

>come up with ideas at an unheard of level of autism
>love learning the basics of most anything and then after a week or 2 of yard all day study online and youtube i fuck it off to learn something else eye catching.
>people seem to like me
>try very hard to always tell the truth and not bullshit people
>have lifelong friends in various feilds and they all have their own lives and connections.


I think maybe i should stop trying to start a side gig and just bring people together that will. I'm fairly good at easing tentions and mitigation of compromise.

More than once i have had close friends want to murder each other. It took a while but little by little they became brothers again.


Does this just sound retarded and is mybshit all fucked up or does this sound like a good idea? Build a team with 0 idea where to start and go from there? I know a lot of people with money. That's normally the hard part. My attorney can handle day to day shit or recommend law bros. Etc....

>>56644356
begs one to ponder the question: why?

Why are we red baggie bros?

>>56643530
>be me 2003
>successful hedgefund manager
>decide to defraud the American financial system
>ff 18 years later
>meet some jew
>we back him cause he Oy'd the Vey
>he doubled down on jewishness
>shorted a company into oblivion
>his margin call exposed us
>realize it would expose EVERYONE
>double down on an already bad bet
>triple down on the double down
>quadruple down on the triple down
>fuck.
>2 years later
>so far underwater because of these naked shorts
>they still wont sell
>try every psyop tactic developed by the CIA
>stagnate the world economy
>they wont sell
>they keep buying
>autism level is impervious now to our manipulation
>gotta think of something new
>rent a truck
>point truck at local GameStop
>put brick on throttle
>I'm worth $30B doing this
>gets up to 60mph in the parking lot
>is that Chris Chan?
>crashes wounding 7 people
>that'll teach them

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/7-injured-including-one-in-extremely-critical-condition-after-margate-city-truck-crashes-into-gamestop-store/ar-AA1jMI7H

>56644074
I did not
Keep your shitty (You)s to yourself

>>56644534
Big red tomorrow on news that if you shop at Gamestop, you get hit by motorists.

shrinking company that's still not profitable. surely it would rip if not for crime

https://x.com/dbongino/status/1723794490350055665?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Hey bongino while you’re in grapevine get the scoop from Ryan cohen and tell your 3 million strong boomer audience all about it

>>56644534
Off that’s not gonna be good for Q4
Can Ryan just close the store and fire the injured baggies instead of wasting money on rebuilding? Nobody gonna shop there anyway

>56644237
kek, codemonkeys fix your scripts

new way to lose money just dropped
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>>56644878
I'm on it, DFV

>>56644878
Will this finally pop? I’ve been burned on jimmy and bobby so hard…

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Such cope, we're trying to have fun in here with a company that we love and you guys are just seething that this thread exists for 2 years. You can't break our will you can't get us to sell with these pathetic attempts. Your overlord is about to pull the plug and throw your pajeet wife into a woodchipper because of your incompetence, actually I think he'd be doing you a favor.

I'm just going to say fuck it and stay put until I fly back to "Virgino."

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>>56644356

35 minutes until this weeks Crumbl cookie lineup drops

not even 60 posts in the thread and more than 30 are spam.
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

>>56644969
Hey mass-replying is against the rules

>be me
>well off, got a dream remote job and a car paid off
>move to a walkable city, rarely drive and parking is $70/month, but cost of living is overall lower
>get the idea to trade down my car and use the cash to pay parking and buy some bitcoin
>new car breaks down on 3rd drive (first two were test drive and driving it home)
>totalled
>vomiting all day either due to anxiety or food poisoning or both
>start vomiting blood so roommate takes me to the ER, vomit in his car
>they tell me I'm fine and my throat's just bleeding, hospital bill is on the way
>pay off roommate for car vomit cleaning
>miss work for 2 days to recover, severely dehydrated and exhausted
>work had just implemented virtual office rules asking everyone to be present 9-5
>sounds like I'm making shit up to skip work, sounds like I've been skipping regularly and now need excuses, scared for my job
>wake up with pain and ringing in both ears, havent had an ear infection in 2 years but I have a history of them
>gonna have to go to the doctor and pay more medical bills
I haven't had an unexpected expense in my adult life, I've been safe and planned for everything. It hurts to lose money like this so fast without a choice. I've lost money before on silver and shitcoins but nothing compared to this. Keep an emergency fund anons, as it's was saving me. Stay healthy because a good diet and exercise are cheaper than hospital bills.

Holy shit Tourette’s guys house really looks like that

I think the bbbaggies were actually created early in the gme saga. The thesis was so simple. I like the company I like the stock. Shut up about everything else just like the original role model showed us to how to do. The company has a real chance of turnaround and that’s all we were supposed to talk about. Short funds had no ZERO response to retail investors buying a stock of a company they liked especially when that company was actively improving their balance sheet. All this nonsense about “DD” and “sleuthing” and chasing after other “basket stocks” was fed to the dumbest among us after all the places our stock is discussed were already completely compromised. I am almost certain that the bbbyq nonsense was an attempt to frame gme investors as market manipulators who didn’t “just like the company, like the stock” but were willing to go out of their way to try to force short squeezes on companies where THE SHORTS WERE RIGHT. I think it was a masterful attempt by the funds short gme to turn the greediest and stupidest among us against the quiet and deep pocket group who understood subtlety and patience. Even after having their shares vaporized the bbbaggies (those that are actual people) still don’t understand what a disservice they’ve done to GameStop investors. Look at them trying to make our OP images fucking teddy bears and butterflies…they really took the stupidest people who discovered gme and weaponized them against the most intelligent. I hate these lying motherfuckers so much it hurts. Psy op after psyop. Imbedded assholes in our discussions trying to paint us in bad lights and siphon money away from the stock.

>>56644433
I am pondering those digits.

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

Uhh baggie bros what's he planning with president bush?

Imagine, You get your barking orders and your boss sets everything up to make it easier to FUD. You're used to shilling against the Reddit crowd. You know, le updoots, forced consensus, over moderation. Apart from the Trump movement and a few small gamer outbursts, your job is easy. Then GameStop happens. At first it's pretty easy to push them around, but there's a problem. This time there's a spark just like a few years ago. They begin to organically identify as a collective, "Apes", and autistically produce more and more info exposing your boss's games.
>Oh fuk
None of the normal divisive shit works. Politics, race, abortion, etc. The only things you can do is try to destroy the group from the inside and get them to argue about the one thing they're focused on.
You install bad actors, you force them out of their spaces, you create a parallel movement to cringify and discredit the original MULTIPLE TIMES, you buyout or threaten named posters into obscurity or shillery. The community quiets down and you start to feel a smug sense of satisfaction.
Ryan Chobani tweets still energize them though.
You make memes attacking his ship, you make a fat version to make him seem sloppy, you drag his name through the mud via BBBY, yet these fucking retards think it's all funny and repost the memes and ironically post your FUD.
>LetsattackDRS.png
You spend months and hundreds of millions to fuck with the DRS rate to make it appear to be slowing down. The fucking autists sus it out immediately because of the idiots at Ortex and 1 day of <100% utilization.
The boss says to FUD DRS anyway. Spark up old arguments about DRS, brokers, and profitability. It's all you've got left.
>GameStop profitable and CEO says whole year will be profitable
>OH FUK.gif
It's ok the boss got the SEC to pull the Computershare numbers from the 10k. Orders are to FUD DRS.
>Uh no 10k.webp???
RELEASE THE 10K CHOBANI SO I CAN DO MY FUCKING JOB I SNEED TO FEED AND SEED MY WIFE!

>>56645343
Another 9/11

>>56645343
Probably spreading his contagion far and wide.

When you're young and dumb, you buy your games from the stop, and sell them back cheap.
When you're older and wiser, you buy the stop cheap, and sell it back for ownership of the game.
I know you hedgecucks think you're buying time to secure a life for yourself POST-SQUEEZE, but we're all watching. All you're doing is recording 4k video of yourselves failing to steal pennies out of people's pockets, and those of us who know what you're doing are just waiting for the opportunity to make you finally pay for what you've done to our lives, our families, our nation.
Be smart. Kneel. Offer up your holdings, and throw yourself upon the mercy of the public. I promise, we're not as insane as the sjw's, we will actually appreciate your admissions of guilt, and after a short deliberation you will be given a light sentence in return for your honesty, and the opportunity to redeem yourselves.
But for those of you who look down on retail investors? Those of you thinking "I know better" or "these fools can't compete?" There will be no mercy.
You will be tied to your anchored chaise lounge atop your tower, unable to reach the ledge and end your suffering. You will watch as I bring your wife and daughters before you, and gently kiss them each on the cheek with more love then you ever gave them. You will see them grow to love a true man, who only wants to have healthy and happy wives to raise happy and healthy children. You will see your sons encouraged to learn code, then wear colorful socks and dresses, then create freeware for gamestop's new global asynchronous multiplayer strategy game platform, and then hear his manly vocal chords sing out in soft falsetto as I slide a 1:1 silicone reproduction of my fat veiny anglo-germanic cock into his weak, vulnerable, thirsty bussy. He is your son, he doesn't deserve the passion of the real thing, but I am a kind ruler, and I will ensure your lineage is ended gently, with compassion; far more courtesy than you ever showed us.

this is a near duplicate of a previous one that got deleted

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/56624691/

I wonder why they keep trying

>hey anon, sorry to bother you
>I hope you’re enjoying being wealthy now. It’s fun, isn’t it?
>I’m sure you’ve heard about my... financial troubles...
>the GameStop short squeeze really did happen after all... I.. we lost everything because people just bought and held GME shares...
>looks like you bought and held too... heheh...
>my family is really stretched thin for money now
>currently we are living in a motel room while we try and figure out what to do next and what’s best for us
>my wife had a “fun” idea (her words not mine)
>she was wondering... um... if you’d want to give us some money in exchange for spending some time with her in our motel room..
What would you do?

i sold all my GME to pay for bad dragon dildos because i'm a massive faggot

Hey guys, thanks for being a community I could be a part of. I've lost 2 jobs, several family members have passed, and my wife has been struggling with Lupus, all just since the start of 2020. I lost hope for a long time that anything good could or would happen, and fell into a pretty dark depression. Gamestop, and more specifically superstonk, has given me something to look forward to. You all have made this year worth something, when I thought I was alone.

Here's to the friends we've made along the way, and here's to new friends we will make at the afterparty.
gme apes strong together diamond hands

>>56645629
The only people harmed by gme moass will be part of a very select few 1-5% extremely wealthy who invest with hedge funds. I don’t know any of those people personally. They can do a flip for all I care.

I WAS BORN IN A GAMESTOP STORE
WHERE USED GAMES COVERED THE FLOOR
AND THE LOVIN HEDGIE SHORTS THEY TRAMPED ALL OVER US
AND EVERY MARKET CLOSE
WITH MY FELLOW GME BROS
THEY'D INVITE THE HOLDERS OUTSIDE FOR THIS CHORUS

COME OUT YE HEDGIE FAGS
COME OUT AND BUY OUR PRICELESS BAGS
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU BOUGHT YACHTS IN SARASOOOTA
TELL HER HOW THE GAMESTOP APES
LEFT YOU BLED OUT DRY AND RAPED
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY DILDOS OF THE MOASS

>>56643530
Truthfully. GME holders should be spewing nonstop vitriol at AMC. They completely fucked the movement by diverting all the idiots who thought they were getting discount MOASS. Adam Aaron, a big Jew, was working to subvert the ape thing and convince normies they were doing the right thing by buying AMC.

How much retail buying power went to this diluted piece of trash? We should be destroying amc theaters in all of our local neighborhoods.

What did it take for you to realize you were a dumbfuck baggie that will never make it?

>how many holders are left
>The year is 2027
>Five years have passed since the January Annisqueezary
>You wake up on your oceanside Montana property (sea levels have risen 3600 feet since Kenny last tried to stop the squeeze with nuclear heating)
>Life is good
>You step out onto the heated floor and walk downstairs where you are greeted by your beautiful 11/10 tomboy wife who is cooking breakfast for you and your 7 healthy children.
>One of your sons walks up to you and says
>"Good morning dad! Can you tell me the story about life pre-squeeze again?"
>You chuckle a bit because his question caught you off-guard, despite having been asked it so many times. You feel as if you've almost forgotten what life as a poor man was like but promise your son to tell him the tale infront of the open fire later in the evening, after you've tended to your garden with your wife, one of the hobbies you picked up now that you don't have to work anymore.
>You open the newspaper to check the current market trends
>´Gamestop (DeFi ticker: GME) soars another 16% during the night to a new monthly high of $936 364 Ξ`
>Life is good

>>56643530
Kek dumbfuck baggies

>>56645890
these kinds of posts had 2023 dates in them
hmm

Shares: DRS'd
Bank Account: Empty
Credit Card: Maxed
Other Sellable Things: Sold
Brain: Smooth
Hands: Diamond
Hold?: Hodl
Stop Loss: Off
Options: Too Retarded
The Big Short: Great Film
Underwear: Full Of Holes
Phone Screen: Still Cracked
Dinner: Cheap
WinZip: Free Trial
Friends: Annoyed
Family: Worried
Wife: Asking Too Many Questions
Memes: On Stand-By
Wee Wee: llamS
Ticker: Mesmerizing
DD: Solid
TLDR: Essential
Technical Analysis: Bullish
Distractions: Do I Seem Fucking Distracted?
Shills: Ignored
Shorts: Never Closed
Ken Griffin: Guilty
Steve Cohen: Ugly and Guilty
Susquehanna Guy: Can Suck My Dick
Citadel: Unhireable
Computershare: Upvoted
Alarm: 9:29 am EST
Hype: Every Day
Feelings: Ready To Be Hurt
Mind: Zen
Plums: Tickled
Tits: Jacked
Mom: Called
Belt: Buckled
Body: Ready
Float: Ours
MOASS: Inevitable
Hedgies: R Fuk
Paperhands: Bitches
Ryan: Cohen
741: GMERICA
NFTs: The Way
Dividend: Please
Power: To The Players
Gamestop: Won't Stop
Sell Button: What's Sell?
GME: To The Moon
Floor: Infinity Has No Floor
Brick: By Brick
Value: Fucking Deep
Financial Advice: Nope

Been awhile since i last visited here. Still buying every paycheck to stack and drs. Any relevant news at all?

KeK Weekend shillbots

Wife runs up to me excitedly. Hey this is Sally (not real name) guess where she works? GameStop!

My wife knows im balls deep in the stock and i guess talk about it enough that I would really want to talk to her.

Sally lives near corporate hq in Texas and works in a senior position (Not going to dox her).

I started off the conversation. "I have significant holdings in GameStop and follow the stock daily."

She smiles and asked me if I'm on reddit. "Of course!"

I asked her about the morale of the team. "Very high, everyone is very excited with the direction the company is going. I've worked there for a while and there is excitement and joy at work with what we are doing. Especially the NFT marketplace."

I asked her about the recent layoffs. "Most of the people that were let go weren't engaged in the new direction we are taking." I took that to mean they were dinosaurs or legacy employees that couldn't adapt.

I asked her, How do you feel about the future of GameStop? "Very very bullish. I have most of my net worth in the stock. Ryan Cohen has done an amazing job of turning the culture around. We have had a revolving door at CEO it seems but I like the direction things are going."

I asked her about the buy button being turned off. "It was a big deal. We couldn't believe it."

I then say. "I hope Citadel goes bankrupt."

She retorts. "They aren't the only ones that deserve to."
>Very likely true
>Morale is high, can confirm
>We love all the investor, ape and RC memes
>Up to date transfer agent numbers are shared in the office weekly or so
>Almost all higher-ups have most of their net worth in company shares
>We are focused both on short term battles and long term victories
>Ecommerce and blockchain teams are the core of the company
>Reshaping gaming and finance feels revolutionary

>>56646185
among other things: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/banks-fight-against-capital-rules-140010428.html

>>56646276
Based

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17typsr/there_are_now_no_property_rights_to_securities/
>remember this book being shilled here a few months ago
>was told to fuck off
>pops up in the Cringemines
>DDslaves tell him to fuck off
>thread OP was also a Dave "Big Dick" Lauer enjoyer
kek

https://investorplace.com/2023/11/dont-touch-it-treat-gamestop-stock-like-a-hot-potato/
>lol
>lmao

I wonder what will happen when GameStop short squeezes. My mind can’t fathom people making so much money, so I can’t even accept my relatively small stack will let me retire. If this doesn’t pan out then I have no hope left in life.
Idk I know this might sound off putting. I’m just unsure and anxious about the future. Like a battered house wife I’ve gotten used to the crab while I live my day to day tedium. The amount of wealth I’m about to make- whatever that may be- seems impossible. This all feels like a dream. In other threads I’m laughing at otherwise “normal” people losing all their money to this recent market shit. Like.... am I losing my humanity? Or am I gaining back humanity I didn’t know I had lost?
Late night ramblings I guess. See you all in premarket

>>56646455
Kek they’re doing it again
https://investorplace.com/2023/04/wait-for-gamestop-stock-to-hit-16-then-buy/

>>56646455
>>56646493
This feels like a strange admission that the only thing keeping the price down is naked shorting.

>>56646457
It did back in 2020-2021 lol haha. Good luck this week

More faggot 1pbtids shitting up the thread on a Sunday with pasta and cringe.
I thought TLOU2 was garbage, but I didn't talk shit about it for 3 years like you retards.

>>56646582
I love imagining some disgruntled boomer hedgie staying late in the office posting on 4chan because their entire livelihood depends on it. He has no time to spend with his wife, but it doesn't matter because she doesn't love him since she married him for his money. Too bad both the wife and the money are about to be gone soon. Chin up hedgie, there's a great company that would love to have new workers for their stores. It's called GameStop, I'm sure you've heard of it.

>>56645896
Let me tell you a little about myself. I retired from being a professional pilot when I was 32. My wife and I live off of our own investments made from when we were both working, but also from Dividends from stocks purchased by our grandparents and passed down to us. We clear on average 600k a year in dividends alone. I don't need MOASS money. I have multiple rental properties in resort towns, all paid in full. I intend to keep every one of my Gamestop shares to pass down to my kids to keep our generational wealth rolling. My position will be increased every time this profitable company splits their low float in the future. My kids will be able to live off of dividends from gamestop without even including the trusts we already have set up for them. I am glad you think you have it all figured out, but there are a lot of us xx,xxx holders out here who understand that the best play a person can make is investing early in a company and then sitting on that investment forever. I know there are many others out there like me who aren't bickering over nonsense and throwing money at dying towel stores to make it. I will never sell a single share. They will be handed down to my kids in a backyard ceremony where we wear red sweatbands and rocket swag, while they chant "we like the stock, we like the stock". Why the fuck would I ever sell a single share of the best stock investment in history? How do you think the original APPL holders who sold on the first apple pump feel now? Or the original coke holders who sold when they doubled up? Get a fucking clue child.

>>56645772
They are shoveling their bags on pensions and mutual funds as we speak.

>>56646455
>>56646547
>Don't expect regulators to ban naked short selling and miraculously rescue GME stock

I thought naked short selling wasnt real?

>>56646701
>I thought naked short selling wasnt real?
It isn't and it's never happened in the history of ever.

This entire thread reads like a fever dream

what does this mean?

>>56646773
Buckle up

This seems to be a comfy weekend thread to talk about ideas. I got some.
gaming is the global entertainment culture (not movies) and Gamestop stores should be part store part theme park. it should cater to customers both irl and online and it should focus on targeting customers of all strata of society.
I imagine the Gamestop of the future to be a giant neon-lit cyberpunk tower in the middle of (You)r city. on the outside I imagine cinemax sized screens streaming the hottest e-sport event and a literal rollercoaster ride crawling around it's facade. above it float giant balloon in the shape of mario and sonic.
the building should be designed to filter the incoming traffic onto the floors they are most likely to spend money on.
>1st floor
the normies will stay on the first floor designed to be the most obnoxiously loud and shiney bling bling wahoo arkade and mini-golf bar designed for a guy to entertain his date or for a dad to entertain his wife and kids.
food: burger and fries.
>2nd floor - the arena
e-sport bros are funneled via escalator up into the deathmatch arena floor where e--sport celebs are training or are battling it out and where commentators are talking their heads of non-stop. this floor is all about the hero and heel characters and wwf like drama and fights (irl and online) are encouraged.
food: beer and giant pretzles.
3rd floor - the VR lounge / club
casual gamer chads and stacies with big wallets meet up here to experience the top-notch state-of-the -art gaming experience with adult-only VR games. this floor is sponsored by onlyfans and turns into a club playing hardcore edm ar night.
food: bottle service and sushi.
4th floor - the convention
this is where gaming adjacent subcultures like comic book nerds and cosplay roasties meet up to live out their autistic furry fantasies. there are different rooms styled like the mario castle or the kakariko village to encourage heavy larping.
> basement - the dungeon
[to be continued]

>>56646751
It's all pasta.

>>56646773
the feed back loop of free money imploded
>>56646800
checked

Just got off a three way call with Ryan Cohen and Larry Cheng. Details below:

1. From November to December, Gamestop employees will take turns ringing a Christmas bell outside of stores asking for donations to boost cash on hand.

2. Gamestop will now sell used DVDs and CDs to boost store traffic.

3. Series 2 of Teddy Books. The boys are now young adults. Titles such as Kingston and Princeton File for Bankruptcy and Kingston Enters Rehab will be on stores just in time for Christmas.

4. All in store purchases now require a mandatory 20% tip.

5. Gamestop x Bad Dragon collaboration. Gamestop preorders of Dragon Quest 6 will come with dragon dildo butt plug.

6. More store closures and liquidations.

>>56646910
It's a deliberate collapse engineered by the federal reserve to undo the 50% spike in M2 since 2019. The knife is still falling.

hu

Watched the gme movie today. Not gonna lie it made me want the hedgies to win, Griffin is pretty badass..

hi

Superstink has turned into a dave lauer circle jerk about writing congressmen and “reforming markets”. Anyone who saw the name of the subreddit wouldn’t even know it was about GameStop. You know that kind of reminds me of something that happened here. It’s almost like posting the logo in the OP and reminding people that the company still exists, still has a very good balance sheet, and still has passionate shareholders, is a threat to a group of people who have tried to erase all traces of the company from internet discussion, unless it is to mock and deride. Or compare to “meme stocks” bought by retailers trying to cause short squeezes in bankrupt companies and harm American markets. Once you realize just how deep and insidious the response to us has been, you will understand why some of us actual shareholders want our logo in big black and red letters at the top of biz, and why we want you to keep your barbecued teddy bear nonsense confined to your own general. This is the GameStop general about the company GameStop, it’s stock, and it’s shareholders, and the nonstop psyops to make it about anime avatars, Keith’s ramblings about his characters, a bankrupt cum rag store and it’s canceled shares, or some fucking fake teddy website that “is totally Ryan’s master plan” is just all so tiresome. They want GameStop to just disappear or morph into “market reform” led by the same criminals who naked shorted our stock float three times over. As for me, I just like the company. I like the stock. I like the logo.

>>56646925
7. Merger with America’s largest manufacturer of Reusable Dishwear

>>56646954
Moass is happening way before the release of the movie. It’s likely going to get delayed to rework the ending. Kek sonyies.

>>56647027
This tracks. Embarrassing Sony is practically an elite pastime. Hey, remember who was a central figure in the /last/ time Sony got its guts rearranged as the result of a movie that played a bit to close to the political fire? Don't all answer at once.

whats up

how you doing

GME might acquire Valve... who knows nobody knows...
Now Valve has to adapt to become market leaders because who wants to rent some games on steam instead of Owning your game as NFTs on GameStop market?
Gamestop would give them access to the new markets
It will all be merged together under the Teddy umbrella run by Ryan Cohen
Lots of DD on this never disproven...

Hedgies Fukd! Citadel keep losing money every day yet they keep shorting the future of commerce! Kenny drowning his sorrows in mayonaise!

Teddy Thanksgiving?

>>56647194
You bet

>>56647222
Wasn't he just whining about bbby schizos?

Bitcoin and even fucking link pumping makes me regret how much money I put into this. I could have made 1000x over and instead I'm sitting here waiting on this 'sure thing' that is mostly schizos posting anime. I'm gonna halve my shit and get some returns while the getting is good for bitcoin, sorry bros.

>>56647295
Bro GameStop is worth literally infinity dollars

>>56647027
Is the movie not released? I literally watched an HD version of it on a website today. It sucked and was gay as fuck like all media today.

>>56647312
LOL hedge funds are pissed about their movie. It did so awful that they have had to resort to this as it's the only way they know how to salvage anything out of it. Everyone has to admit that this looks absolutely pathetic and shows how weak they are. Spamming non-stop in Superstonk didn't work, did it guys? They couldnt do this on other subs. This really shows how far their little strategy of keeping all conversation fenced in a single area worked. It's just all bots/shills talking to each other.
This is way more hilarious when you start to thinking about it :) Who's son was it that made this movie? I know it was a large financial firm. Was it Blackrock, JP Morgan? I can't remember but just go look at the producer. They lost their ass on it buy that's not important. The financial hit means hardly anything. What's big is it shows their propaganda isn't working at all. They are getting hit from all directions. People not falling for this, the masses speaking out about no way in hell going to fight a war for them before they even officially declare war, uncovering all their pedophile activity, knowing everyone sees all their little puppets in government are a complete joke, only the slowest of the slow believing anything in their mainstream media, etc. You will soon see from the top down people fleeing the country and going into hiding. They know all eyes will be on them soon, looking for them.
This is just another small detail showing how much they are losing. Just having their dumbass shills having to push this narrative "durrr huh huh these Gamestop people's hehe movie is really bad , right guyz? Man, it's a bomb, an atom bomb!! Yeah!" When everyone damn well knew the public, including investors, were talking about how shit this movie would be. How this is produced and funded by Wall Street, and people with ties to Wall Street (my daddy gave me the money). They are losing in every possible way. These guys are stupid

>>56647312
It's a bot reposting old posts out of context.

Incredible to see how unusable these threads have become lately.

They used to be so comfy bros. Fuck them

Wen moon?

>>56647689
now

>>56647656
I think this is a valid theory. Can someone explain the search engine manipulation theory to me for the bakes? I get the whole narrative of "oh new people are checking out this mongolian basket weaving forum for tips on Gamestop after watching the corpo propaganda that the regulators has to put a warning in because this is too hecking dangeriso to release too the public" but the idea that new traction on 4chan of all places from that movie seems like a stretch to me. Is this just a last ditch effort? I am aware we are hitting all time lows but this strategy seems flawed. I do hate that all the discussion revolves around this though. Find it quite annoying. I still don't fully understand the drop in RRP and I contribute it to this chaos. Seems to be more insidious due to the framing of Aile as a glowie tranny. They really are putting those PHDs to work arent they. I feel like this has to be connected to Providence. I looked through their website and they look fishy. Maybe I am just falling for the Keith FUD though

>if this nigga doesn't shut the hell up, I'm gonna go nine-eleven on his ass

Have you guys seen Dumb Money yet? I just went to see it. It was actually better than I thought! I vaguely remember the short squeeze when it happened during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, but I wasn't really paying attention then. It seems like a lot happened! Seeing the saga on the big screen was so surreal. I think they definitely did justice to the historic events of January 2021. Just the sheer scale of the crime, manipulation, greed that was involved... I'm really glad that, in the end, retail traders prevailed against the shorts and that AMC/GameStop remain in business to this very day, three years later. Hedgies will think twice before messing with the apes ever again!

>>56647930
>S-save me, Tower S-sama...
>Fool me once, ori-da...

>>56647930
>hangs out with former presidents, royalty, the richest man in the world
>meanwhile cohen is down 90% from his peak, gets ignored by nordstrom and SAP, and tweets poop emojis
lmfao

>>56647957

>shills immediatly running in to kiss the ass of their master
Lmao, very organic

>>56644534
>7 injured 1 in critical condition
741 DECODED

Ken Griffin resume:

record profits in hedge fund history

treats his workers to disneyland

donates huge sums to charity

creates American jobs

makes money from dumb bagholders

meme Lord and master troll

sex symbol

Ryan Cohen resume:

top quality grifter

uses apes as a cash cow

bankrupts companies

pumps stocks then dumps at the top

tweets nonsense

sells overpriced children's books

pays staff poverty wages

prefers investing in Chinese stocks

>>56647957
>>56647982
They will say this is 'bullish' just like everything else that has happened and will happen. They are in too deep, their egos simply will not allow them to accept that they were used as exit liquidity. It's not easy to accept that you are dumb money, especially after the Reddit echo chamber has been screaming for 2 years that you are special, the hero, above the common people, destined to become a trillionaire and take your place among the new elite. Obviously GME will continue it's bleed to zero. Sony's new iteration of the PS5 now omits an optical drive, instead selling it as a separate, optional accessory. The next generation of consoles will in all likelihood forego obsolete physical media all together. Many will suicide as they realize how much money and time they wasted. Many more will dig themselves deeper in delusion and be forgotten in irrelevance, much like the XRP fanatics of today. Very comfy my fellow GME apes!

>>56648010
how many employees were working at the time?

>>56648120
7

SUB PRIME MORTGAGES 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>56648010
>4 transported to trauma center

>99% bots and shills screaming into the void
what is the point of these threads?

>>56648218
To remind people that someone is very financially invested in convincing retail to sell their DRSed GME shares.

Sorry but most people overestimate/up-sell their perceived opportunity cost all the time imho. Imagine the gains I could’ve had bro!!

Sure, but the reality is you’re way more statistically likely to have lost most of it. Hindsight is 20/20, and there’s a balance between introspective retro analysis and fixating on the rear view mirror too much at the cost of the road ahead.

GME is up 700% on the year. The bullish signs are obvious. Anyone calling this an ill fated Reddit p&d at this point are just as msm guzzlingly retarded as AMC apes setting a 4/5+ digit share price. The data + social sentiments just don’t pass the test in my plums. GME though? Galaxy brains + money to be made.

I believe moass as it’s been outlined in the past year could go off, same as I believed it could go to 500 a share last year and everyone not on Reddit/here at the time would’ve thought it an impossibility.

Tesla crabbed 40-70 up and down for years while being called a dumb money cult but the people who went all in them are now millionaires.

How folks don’t see the obvious parallels between how normies reacted to BTC and how they’re now reacting to NFTs is crazy to me. It all starts with calling it as dumb as it sounds “magic internet money” = “expensive jpegs”. Initially only for the wealthy/criminal/bored/autistic tech poorfags trying to get ahead. Fast forward 10 years and my boomer relatives in finance hold small crypto positions and it’s the name of a major sports arena.

Strength & Patience anon

>>56648218
Proof for later prosecution, persecution and possibly prostitution.

You heard me Raj, I'm going to make your 13 sisters work on the streets for their daily curry after all this is over.

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>lower highs and lower lows
real flat baggies lmao

>>56648462
>MFW Cohen knows the crash comes and drops the price of GME to whatever new low due to algorithm controlling margin and collateral then it snaps from the call
>Price goes mental
>Split
>Carve out GME Entertainment LLC
>You get shares split mid Moass to new company
>You get split on the old shares to sell some
>Sell some become multi millionaire
>Share price doesn't stop and remains stupidly high forever due to people not needing to sell and live off the dividends
>Of both the brick and mortar and the new NFT market company
>Which are tokenized versions of shares on their own market, with the new company not the old one
>Old one merges back to the new company to form GMErica
>You now own 12 Faberge eggs, all of Hitlers paintings, a fleet of robowaifus and the company that shines the yummy food hologram over the bugs the normies have to eat
>Gamestop is now a financial neutron star and wealth is being sucked into it at an alarming pace, turning the financial world inside out
>It's anus is now it's face
>It's face is now it's anus
>Also getting paid for selling shit in vidya I don't want on the nft market
>If only they'd listened

>>56648549
>cont.
>wakes up from fever dream
>still a retarded baggot
>shares are now worthless
>go on biz
>kekking is relentless
>a life wasted

>They continue to hoot, rave, howl and kvetch into the void
>Can't even do so without fucking up their IDs and accidentally changing it
Lol.
Lmao.
Lel.

Okay people.
>Gonna pinpoint the brilliancy behind Gamestop and Loopring.
Gamestop had insane year, they want to change and adapt. Now, you buy a game from Gamestop, you play the game, when you get bored you want to sell it. How do you do it? For Looprings, then you go and buy another game, you recycle. Even Steam didn't think of this, so the partnership is a way to connect two big markets, etc. Also, play the game, get rewards, get rewards > buy CS GO skins, are you that stupid???
>Just wait when Twitch Streamers get into this, just wait.
How can a generation that grew with gaming doesn't want to help them bridge the loop between the two dots? I get it, too stupid to look at your smart-phones and buy dog-shit-anus coins.|
>Yes i am mad i never wanted to buy dog coin for 0.000000005

if this doesn't make you comfy i dont know what in the fucking world would

>>56648778
>Raj id
baggies were the real pajeet shills all along. how much is cohen paying you?

Post your made it house

Baggots need a 500% day just to mange to break even. Hhaahahahahahahahahahahhaa

>>56648778
Kek things were comfy, this made it hilarious.
>>56648825
I do it for free, hope it's not the same for you

>>56648935
> I do it for free

You do it for a daily loss Michael P Bags


Redder
Every
Day

>>56648949
Indeed, now watch me buy, DRS and book more jiemies

>>56648949
>they PAY to do it

get in cuck bois jeime moonin this week

>>56648588
>>56643983
>>56644221

Daily reminder the french faggot had to buy a 4chan pass so he could spam the threads even quicker, then got caught out AGAIN for the 100th time while never providing proofs he ever actually bought a single GME ever.

>>56643530
Thank you blessed Baker.


I don't think most people understand why Reddit was calling this an infinity squeeze, it wasn't a joke. If this shit was all computerized, the computers would just never sell, because shorting sets you up for infinite losses, but the amount of shares shorted as UNGODLY, this shit can hit INSANELY high numbers and even if you have people doubting or selling early, there gonna fuckin rope when they see it hit 10x what they jumped ship at. There's still just a STUPID number of shares out there that are locked, you got institutions, you got idealists like DFV, you got poors with only X shares holding for insane make it #'s, you got infinity pool fags, dead locked accounts, MIA accounts.

It's a big what-if scenario, but outside of complete bankruptcy and government entities stepping in, this shit could hit numbers that make every stock trade in existence look like a fucking joke.

My dream is to wake up and have my family calling me asking "what's going on with gamestop??". I wanna look at the news and see the stupid reporters announce that MEME stocks are causing the entire market to crash and are creating a black hole in the market. I want to hear/see videos of hedgies jumping off buildings turning the damn pavement of WALL ST a lovely shade of iron red. I want ANONS and redditfags shitposting happily, endless trails of OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUS and green meme arrows that cause /biz/ to crash and Superstonk to lag into hell. I wanna hear people post crying tears of joy never worrying about money ever again, paying off family debts and buying their parents cars and houses. I want to hear the news complain about people just suddenly up and quitting their jobs and giving their bosses the finger because they were GME holders.

It's just a dream, but for once id love to see some financial justice and something go right with the world.

>>56649007
>he bought at 5

>>56649059
>he didn't buy GME at any price
>He DID buy a 4chan pass
Kek

>>56649090
>he doesn’t know

>Baggots still can't refute their averages are above $45
Kek baggies

So GME buys Overstock and with it BBBY and tZero. Ryan Cohen (llc?) buys Dream on Me and with it BuyBuyBaby. They all do a reverse merger, under the umbrella of Teddy Holding. The stock will be on tZero (which is was the reason overstock created it in the first place).

Boom.

>>56649127
not going to happen

>>56649127
Don't forget to donate 500 findom bux little paypiggy

>Their last resort is acting as gay as humanly possible to try and irritate people into selling

I want to quit my job and pump 20 year olds. I have 35 shares.

>>56649375
Alright anon I'm gonna lay this on your ass steaming sweetly. Never underestimate the greed of people who already have lots of money. Remember, they still believed gamestop was going bankrupt twelve days ago and "should" go down to $4 a share. And they absolutely can't quit. Don't listen to shills saying this spike is retail and blaming price rises on late FOMO- because it's not. It's raw market math condomlessly fucking terminals and fermenting scat play algorithms denying & delaying the results of their own choices. It's like hammering down a spring faster and faster until you run out of steam to stop the action.

Think of it this way, if you truly believed you couldn't lose a bet and thought someone was going to use your own rules against you then all you have to do to win is cheat harder and longer, right? You'd be correct to think that when the rules are leveraged on your side. Except now these piss filled waters have too many great jew sharks ready to cannibalize anus-to-nose the sad fuckers who naked shorted a fucking FORTUNE 500 COMPANY DURING A TEMPORARY ECONOMIC DOWNTURN and they all want to be paid. Institutional vs. Institutional at a 6:1 ratio. And those sixes are just gonna wait their turns to buttfuck those ones, except many might not even wait.

tldr; hedgies believe cheating can win a waiting game
institutionals (other) have clung on and said BET

Kek BBBaggies' time is over, WeWork is the new distraction now

>>56649375
how does $10^35 sound?

>>56649007
>gamestop should start selling board games and warhammer
>I have 1500 s(hares?)
I zoomed in and found nothing French about that screenshot, I'd bet money you're the French faggot, (y)id hopper, voo baggie, botter

Imagine being French. The horror,

this nigga deepthroating baguettes covered in kennys mayo cream

nobody likes the french

Wedgie

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Is Clint “Keith’s” new super cool and relatable personality?

New day New 52 week low incoming for baggots

Stock still getting raped and the pajeets are still shitting all over these threads
Would be a damn shame if Ken Griffin were to kill himself. I hope Ken Griffin doesn't kill himself.

$10 is coming

TOTAL

BAGGIE

DEATH

>WAHHHHHH WHY ISNT ANYONE BUYING MY BRICK AND MORTAR VIDEO GAME PAWN SHOP STOCK WAHHHHHH HEDGIES!! SHILLS!!!
Kek total baggie death

Buy the dip you dumbfuck baggies. MOASS is soon and Cohen needs you more than ever

Just drop it to $10 and get it over with already jesus fucking christ stop fucking stalling
Please don't commit suicide, Ken Griffin. Don't do it.

is amc worth buying

>>56650197
Seriously. $10 would be such a gift. 100 shares for $1,000 bucks would be nice little DRS batch bait

>>56650075
it's like chrischans "normal" persona

>NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES
NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES
>NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES
NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES
>NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES
NEW 52 WEEK LOW FOR THE BAGGIES

KEK BAGGIES

stop raping the stock
>stop raping the stock
stop raping the stock
>stop raping the stock
stop raping the stock

>crypto tanking too

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

did you all here the news why gme is dropping so much? because i haven't. in fact it doesn't exist which is strange
It would be sad if Ken Griffin were to kill himself.

here we go here we go here we go
1
>nothing wrong with me
2
>nothing wrong with me
3
>nothing wrong with me
4
>nothing wrong with me
1
>somethings gotta give
2
>somethings gotta give
3
>somethings gotta give
4
>somethings gotta give
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let the baggots hit the floor let the baggots hit the floor Let the baggots hit the floor Let the baggots hit the floor

>>56650263
Stop asking questions, goy.

Holy cringe, Batman

>>56645890
meanwhile, back in reality

>>56650290
That's not how you employ that

>>56650316
lol

Not falling for this fake price shit shitcoin baggie

>>56650263
Because it’s been overvalued for years due to a short squeeze and meme stock craze, that’s over and it’s returning to reality. Mystery solved

Lol imagine being the hedge funds just watching autists buy more shares and just crying. HEY HEDGIES, realize that your life is not safe. Because your higher ups will just start getting rid of you they’re not down to listen to how you’re going to get legit gamers who spent years training 99 ex on rs to sell anything. Take the L and rope. You’ve got no idea how autistic autists are.

$40 chads (pre-split)
It's time

>11

just bought 200 more lol
approaching 3000 shares as we speak
total hedgie death

I tried to warn you.

by vishnu sars, we r dumping!

>>56650359
nice larp, noone is buying or drs'ing anymore you are holding to 0

SHILLCHADS WE WON
>m-m-muh it will never go back to $40
KYS BAGGIE SCUM LMAO

jesus fucking christ RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
fucking free fall for no reason
love me stock market
love me ken griffin
don't kill yourself ken griffin

11$
>11$
11$
>11$
11$
>11$
11$
>11$
11$
>11$
11$
>11$
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>56650371
No you didn’t, you just mistakenly believe pretending you did might make others and help get you an exit pump to finally move on. It’s not going to happen baggie, you are the greatest fool in the market

>>56650371
do it , catch the knife and rope tonight, baggot

Kek baggies. TBD

Thanks Robinhood. You’re a real good friend

>>56650396
TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY BA DUM DUM BA DUM DUM DA DUM DUM TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAAAYYY DA DUM DUM BA DUM DUM BA DUM DUM

OOOOOOH BAGGIIIIIEEES

K E K B A G G I E S
E
K
B
A
G
G
I
E
S

Chobani is doing a fantastic job as CEO, don't you think?

Threaded and checked! Comfy womfy thread inbound!
>>56650422
>>56650422
>>56650422

>kek baggies look at the stock drop for no reason must mean the stock is shit and no other reason at all look at the stock drop kek baggies kek baggies kek baggies
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

Lmao I am legit excited. The fact they’re dropping it and attacking here so hard means something is brewing :D

>>56650454
You know it. Every single time. Meanwhile I’m r******** every post ready to see another range ban

So since people rabidly keep buying as the price goes lower, what's going to happen when they run out of shares? Buying the float was projected to take years, but at this rate of decline more shares are bought each round so how long until it's all bought up?

I buyed

>>56643530
baggie bros why is it dropping?

>>56650454
I honestly can’t wait. The wedge doesn’t lie.

why is the stock dropping?
give me a completely rational and fundamental reason why the stock is down 50% after a solid earnings. is anyone capable of doing this? without using insults?

>>56650467
I’ll be honest, the fact you purchased a 4chan pass is a little suspect. Feel like you’re controlled opposition. You hedge funds really underestimate the cleverness of autists, you think you’re still dealing with retarded boomers. In their defence they didn’t have the internet; well, best of luck to you all. I wish you good fortune after you have to cover your shares.

>56650467
Kek baggie who do you think jannies work for? Your reports mean nothing.

SHILLCHADS STAY WINNING BAGGIES STAY MALDING

still holding.
still comfy.
wagwi.

>>56650491
You’re not an autist, you’re just a sperg. Big difference

Rrp numbers should be interesting today.

>>56650512
>>56650512
hell yeah brother

>>56650467
>newfag thinks ban actions are told to the person reporting them
holy cringe! the bans page is just a sampling and doesn't tell you what beyond warn/ban was done.

Saw this the other day and thought I'd ask some questions:
Is it a good time for a newcomer to take a chance?
What more can you tell me about this 6-10 day prediction of a major stock market shake-up/migration?

Asking less due to wanting to be rich and more: is there incoming danger I'm just not aware of?

>>56650491
The pass is already worth more than the imaginary internet money I bought it with

Another reason to kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Also retarded hedge funds, know it wasn’t the autists that fucked you over. You got fucked by overplaying your hand on a store that started turning it around before we even jumped in. Your shit worked with sears and other gay companies, which again you shouldn’t have bankrupted but your scumbags so doesn’t surprise me. GameStop legitimately could just transition more into an online presence and people do enjoy gaming apparatus, like toys, cards and consoles. GameStop, unlike Sears and blockbuster, also has an incredibly loyal fan base that have been buying their products for years. You just made a bad judgement call and now you have to pay the price for it. If you think about it, probably not all of you will get the rope? And life is a little overrated no? Just file bankruptcy and work your way back up it happens. Not sure how happy your Luciferian overlords will be about that but hey you can still go to your gay rich parties, just you might not be as rich, and that’s okay!

>wat are you doing, do not ponder the ban redeeming ser!

>>56643792
she is already fucking another dude, thats why all of a sudden the mood switched.
She is now searching for something to make this your fault.
Let her go, take her half, and then you can enter comfy zone.
Dodge the bullet.
Also: Old pasta.

>>56650539
Forgot the screencap.

>>56650534
4chan.org/bans

Updated every hour.

>>56650539
don't buy
it's over
we're just memeing here

still waiting for someone to give me a completely rational and fundamental reason why the stock is down 50% after a solid earnings.

>he didn't buy at 11.85

>>56650539
I would say look at the quarterly reports. 2023 was a tremendous improvement compared to previous years. I am however biased, and would still buy gamestop even if they filed for chapter 11

>>56650562
I literally addressed that you fucking retard. It doesn't show every ban, and it doesn't differentiate between range ban or normal ban.

>56650567
>why is my failing funkopop recycling store not the tesla of videogames already
Kys shill

>>56650531
nice!

>>56643530
11.82 KEK BAGGIES

We will MOASS

God willing

still comfy, price if fake and doesnt matter.

>>56644654
>zio-pig dan goblino
these threads are bad enough

Slurped another 20 shares this morning @ 12.01

>>56650583
Good point, thanks.

>>56650595
Do you worship Satan?

>GME hit with huge percent of daily average volume
>Boots slam thread then vanish
>Index stocks barely have any volume still
Kek wedgies
Kek hedgies

>>56643530
Im not buying no more shares untill i see Ryan proactively doing something about the shorts

Would be a damn shame if MOASS started November 17th at 1pm

Also hedge funds like, you realize you are the ones who dominate this page right? Most apes aren’t on Reddit or even here. They literally just know the DD and know you’re fucked. Like you’re wasting your time haha. Just cut the cord and take the L. And if anything you’re just screwing yourselves more because autists are just going to buy even more shares. In fact why don’t you just buy shares yourselves and then just save yourself haha

>>56650652
How about just releasing the October FTD data thats way overdue?

it's being frontrun, that's why we are dumping

>>56650539
There is no support level until we hit 10-11$. And there's resistance to the upside at $13.
The stock is following the overall market because it's too illiquid, and despite being undervalued, the reward to risk ratio is very small and buying at an all time low doesn't mean it won't just go further down.
There's definitely some value should this fucking thing ever hit or go below $10.

Christ wins again

>>56645507
>for me, it's ivory, the best tooth pick material...

>>56650712
Imagine betting against Jesus

s*tancels coping seething shitting and pissing blood

>I JUST HATE THOSE HECKIN HEDGIES SO DANG MUCH

>>56650700
Correct. Through PFOF brokers (basically all of them) HFT short sellers can intercept the trades and open a short position for every single share bought, while the market maker sells you shares wholesale off the books via dark pools. Then by only allowing the sell side of things to hit lit exchanges with spoofing and wash sales, things they have been caught doing in the past the price can artificially go to whatever price they want. Typically it moves to a figure where they have the least exposure to options payouts as the MM doesn't have to pay them out. Notice the basket is being attacked while TSLA runs because citadel is long that.

>>56650751
>no news
>-4%

hate
filled with hate
corruption
demons
greed
evil

w8yT+bUf is going to start adopting a persona soon, isn't he?

>>56650708
I'll think that over, thanks.
Seen some charts showing signs of a potential bubble burst or crash coming so I at least wanted to do some research into it.
I don't want to pull a reverse of the hot hand fallacy and think nothing ever happens is forever either.

>>56650808
>godlike id
nice

>>56650749
You’re 100% correct. And the crypto baggies are part of it trying to institute their one world “currency”. Won’t catch me with a chip in my right hand.

>>56650767

who is ever going to stop them from doing that? how can they ever lose?

i am w8y. i buy. i wait. i hold, i wait some more. simple. w8y.

>>56650856
DRS stops them from doing that by removing real shares from the back end so market makers can't close their FTDs.

>>56650856
Eventually all those short positions will need to be purchased. Buying pressure is slowly bleeding them. They have a SHIT TON of capital to burn through to get this stock to zero, but its not infinite. Its literally a buying and waiting game.

>>56650856
It is in motion

>Eleven ninty nine

How do I tell my loved ones I lost everything to a meme stock

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
52-wk low
11.82

52-wk low
11.82

52-wk low
11.82

52-wk low
11.82

>>56650856
>who is ever going to stop them from doing that?

>>56650921
And I bought more

kek hedgies. Price is fake

>>56650886
The motion is the gantry being pulled back from the rocket

>below 12
we're going all the way to book value arent we

They have been telling you all this time. Let them short it down, no execs have sold but only bought more while not being paid salaries and only in equity. There is a reason why overstock is involved.

>AMC dumps
>GME dumps
>GME flat
>AMC crabs
Really makes you think.

>>56651009
Chohen has quite a bit set aside for buybacks, so there will be a floor where it effectively gets mega DRS'd, not sure what price point though.

>>56651009
What's book value? $4? Because if so YUP

slurpint

>>56650614

>>56643530
NEW BREAD
>>56651178

>>56650880
DRS hasn't gone up.

Feel comfy slurping bros. Shits' breaking soon WAGSO

>>56651416
That webm is so Kino. The Chad gook squad lol

>>56650481
Because it is still over valued.

>>56650481
gme is still being shorted by alibaba a trading bot with trillions in available capital.

>56651214
That OP is a massive faggot
>>56651190
>>56651834