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56629119 No.56629119 [Reply] [Original]

sometimes when i jerk off and the guy is about to cum i scream at the top of my lungs
>IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE
until the neighbor knocks on my door and then i pretend i was asleep

>> No.56629138
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56629138

I accidentally plapped so hard I unironically got my girlfriend pregnant. We had to abort and it was pretty sad. Seriously impregnation is the most meaningful fetish. You are hardwired to want to put a baby inside of a woman.

>> No.56629144

>>56629119
why are you yelling impregnate when you're jerking off to a guy jerking off?

>> No.56629162

>>56629144
OP is a faggot

>> No.56629180

shit wrong board

>> No.56629188

>>56629144
op is either a porn addict or dry cum lover faggot

>> No.56629211

>>56629138
You will go to Hell.

>> No.56629404

I can’t be the only link marine planning to use his yearly staking rewards to support an international dynasty of children raised by mothers in every country in existence

>> No.56629422
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56629422

>>56629119
A yale man, I see!

>> No.56629442

>>56629138
Same. But we’re keeping it. And we’ve been discussing it and she wants more, 3 more specifically, back to back to back to get it all out of the way. Then I get a vasectomy.

>> No.56629943

>>56629442
If you want health issues then get a vasectomy, faggot. Also your ability to cum can come back on its own. Do you even know what they do to you?

>> No.56629972

>>56629442
>Then I get a vasectomy
Faggot

>> No.56630032

>>56629119
wait you watch the dude cum? thats gay nigga