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>tfw we will finish up 2%

>>56622779
that's a man

Sqqq bagholders, do you feel what I feel?

Why are yields pumping alongside stocks?

Is the Fidelity app stuck on the loading circle when you click on a stock for anyone else

The FDIC will seize a whole bunch of banks as soon as the market closes.

>>56622838
>Sqqq bagholders, do you feel what I feel?
No i had it chopped off. now i just feel my own new bolt on tits.

>>56622847
negatory

>>56622851
I hope it's not my bank

Not just the nasdaq and spy but the dow and the fucking russell going up at a perfect 45 degree angle with no signs of stopping and on good volume to boot. I refuse to believe this is actually happening

>>56622779
>>56622826
Uhh my brother now identifies as my sister and went on hormones... What should I do bros?

>>56622851
god i hope so
in the meantime look at that pump though

>There's a Bobo out there still holding his shorts from the bottom.

>>56622851
Just as Silicon Valley Bank then - bullish

>>56622880
call him a faggot and tell him to get his life together before its to late. JK You should rape him.

>>56622896
>his face
>meyeyheyheyeheybeyehey I don't understand what's going on?
>the market is fake and gay when it doesn't go my way

>>56622876
oil is up too

Recommendations for a good smartphone? Current one is battery deficient.

>>56622840
Higher yields are priced in

Well... time to start posting the good webms again

Ok bros what the FUCK happened today? Just got home and need a quick rundown

>>56622928
Google Pixel. I bought an older one a few years ago, and I still get the most recent software/android updates as soon as they're released.

THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS UNREASONABLE! THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE!

>>56622928
Just get a Samsung. All this obsession with cheep chink shit is not worth the trouble. Samsung Ultras are basically 10 year phones and it is a problem for Samsung to get people to upgrade.

>>56622968
They shut the fucking door

2ez

spy need to go a few nots higher still before selloff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPK2vNXr-E

>>56622928
>Current one is battery deficient
Don't use the fast charger, or leave it plugged in to the charger after it's full (Ideally the battery should never fall out of the 15-85% charge range).

>China's biggest lender ICBC shut down by hackers

Bros is this a happening or some 2 more weeks nothingburger? We sure have been seeing a lot of hacking and cyber attacks lately world wide...

>>56623019
It's just an excuse for them to miss loan repayments, per usual.

>>56623011
I've been completely neglecting and abusing my huawei p20 lite since 2019 and it still holds on pretty well. Battery feels as good as ever, though admittedly the phone has slowed from all the sister porn.

>>56623019
Who the fuck cares it's China. People bitch about the US economy being fake and gay but it doesn't compare to how fake and gas China's economy even is. There is a reason foreign money got out of China.

>>56623003
its almost market close on a Friday, profit taking always happens

>>56623011
That was true for NiMH batteries which stopped being used in smartphones in 1998
Charge your phone to 100% all the time and let it get to 0% whenever you want. Phones say 0% when they are at the nominal charge, not zero charge.

>MA100

>We expect that the process to get inflation sustainably down to 2 percent has a long way to go.
>The labor market remains tight, although improvements in labor supply and a gradual easing of demand continue to move it into better balance.
>GDP growth in the 3rd quarter was quite strong, but like most forecasters, we expect growth to moderate in coming
quarters.
Jerome Powell you continue to ignore climate!
>Okay thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.
>Just close the fucking door.

>>56623048
They'll probably pump even higher above the MA100 for the lolz. Dumping would be too obvious.

My gf is gone for the weekend and I have 2 - 30 packs of Rainer and 4 Jars of home made pickled eggs. We cannot stop winning bros.

>>56622838
I just bought another tranche when qqq crested +2%.

>>56622779
Finally a based OP.

>>56622978
Say the whole quote again please based anon

>>56622880
Happened to me, too. We don't talk anymore.

>>56623044
i thinks that is mainly cope. i dont understand why americans cant just accept that china will be soon much larger economy than they are. china have many times larger population and higher average Iq, it's almost a miracle they are not quite yet bigger economy than usa

btw usa economy is not that much bigger than Eu or China. Eu without Uk, switzerland and norway are 17b, same as china. With those countries Europe is almost as big as Usa economy

>>56623137
THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS UNREASONABLE! THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE!

>>56623125
same.

>>56623149
>it's almost a miracle they are not quite yet bigger economy than usa
Amazing this comes from a faggot that's never been to China to see it all first hand in all of it's fake and gay glory

no investments today because im spooked. Bought puts the past 3 days and sold 11/9 for a slam dunk.

Anyone holding OEF?
>>56622779
>Take care of your sister and your sister will take care of you edition.
Pic related

>>56623149
Nooo, they're going to demographically collapse! Unlike the US which will be 50% Mexican in two decades.

>>56623185
>because im spooked
FEAR!! Time to short!

>>56623209
you buy fear, you short greed

He closed the fucking door?

>>56623182
well' ive been to hong kong. it's not fake and gay glory to be exact. china's manufacturing is overtaking western products they are now good quality with lower prices. it happened with phones already and EV cars are next. They're becoming actually good everything they do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6d351sizBQ

>>56623202
>50% Mexican
no race will be that homogenous. Its going to be a complete societal break down, not just the complex systems the crackers cant keep up with all the additional dead weight being dumped on.

>>56623225
"this time, it will be different"

>>56623230
>I have been to Hong Kong
>the most westernized side of China so let me tell you about Mainland China and why they are so great
I already know where this is going. /smg/ has too many impressionable naive morons in it that should really stick to /pol/ threads.

>markets

>>56623191
>OEF
If you want the top 100 stocks, why not the top 7? And if you want the top 7, why not the top 7 on leverage?

>This post sponsored by TECL. Buy TECL today. This is financial and medical advice.

>>56623149
>that china will be soon much larger economy than they are.
Is that really the biggest ambition China has? To have a bigger and faker GDP than the biggest and fakest economy in the world?

>>56623230
HK ain’t China and China is breaking every agreement they signed as part of the handover to accelerate their destruction of the city instead of following the rules that established special administration through 2047

>>56623270
Based

>>56623267
in hong kong english is 2nd offical language as it is in singapore. But to compare in Shanghai and Beijing with booming tech and econ they make hong kong sky scapers look like small town

>>56623277
I do business with these companies!!!

>>56622880
Pray for him, love him no matter what, show him the mercy which we are all in need of for one thing or another. There's a difference between what I am suggesting and acting as if it is worthy of celebration. Try to be helpful whenever possible without being pushy or antagonistic, and maybe someday he will come to you for help and support in undoing this state. Also, it would probably be a good idea to buy a little NATGAS.

>>56623278
Yeah and put LED lights on everything in their major cities that they lock down so they can impress retards like that avatar fag anon using lain while the majority of their population lives in poverty and gets used like slave labor that they are.

Meanwhile CCP party members and oil billionaires go missing because of a crackhead in America so Xi Jinping can save face from being involved and still present this image that he is against corruption in a country built on corruption.

>>56623308
Delete this horrible take about Asia’s World City

>>56623270
I have personally witness a middle eastern lad drive up to campus food bank in his brand new bimmer and collect one bin of cans and dry goods. For himself.

>>56623277
>7s
>Leveraged only by 3x
Ah man.

>>56623202
No we're all demographically fucked, every country that matters is either headed in that direction or already there

What bond ETF for roth ira?

>>56623329
did he also try to sell that shit for profit on facebook? I have seen chinese immigrants do that unironically.

>>56623270
god I hate pajeets

>>56623327
Tokyo is number 1 city in the world by every metrics. Largest population, largest land area, lowest crime, best transport etc. Most restaurants (137 000) and most are high quality etc

>>56623308
Yeah I have been go Shanghai and can tell you most sky scrappers there are mostly empty.

Bro their biggest sector of their economy was construction and it was built on a ponzi scheme that party members used to make themselves wealthy and they thought those towers would get filled with the use of foreign money but that's over now because everyone is realizing how fake and gay China is. They literally ignored world trade organizations rules and build an economy on progress that was literally just copying and stealing intellectual property of foreigners with very actual innovation of their own.

You got hoodwinked anon because you are dumb and the CCP loves using morons like you to carry their shallow propaganda for them. Why the fuck do you think so many Chinese learn English and want to get out of China? Jesus you are stupid man and I have more respect for you if you were getting paid by the CCP to say this garbage.

>https://asiatimes.com/2019/05/china-now-a-kingdom-of-tall-empty-towers/

Looks like JPow closed the fucking door on Bobo

SOXLbros we eatin' GOOD today

>>56623330
Blame those communists at the SEC and that nanny stater FDR.

>>56623404
>tall sky scapers

you missing big picture. they will be largest economy. i dont understand why you people cant just accept that, it's like you have so low self esteem china having bigger gdp is some kind of personal insult to you.

https://youtu.be/ZiEGi2g1JkA?si=BDcYbpoOwOIF2bBF

>>56623434
and drinking too

>>56623434
We just fucking keep winning

>>56623309
I run a few of those companies!

>>56623434
>>56623452
Are you faggots even taking profits or is your account balance just going up and down up and down with nothing ever realized?

>>56623136
What's with the sister fucking, I miss 1 day and this general loses to another fetish

>>56623443
Bro GDP is not an accurate reflection of shit and can be boosted by excessive government spending. If you have one of the largest populations in the world and you still don't have the world's largest gdp and the gdp per capita of most developing countries then wtf is there even to boast about???

>>56623354
TMV

>>56623463
>take profits now
You faggots said that last week. I'd ask if your SOXS positions just keep going down but I already know the answer.

>>56623369
>Singh

I thought Sikhs were more civilized than this.

>>56623480
well that's what i've been telling you. it's a miracle china have not yet surpassed usa ad they have much higher population and higher average iq.

if the eventually somehow end up close to gdp close to japan / capita, then they would have 3-4 times larger gdp than usa

>>56623369
I just hate all non aryans down to the last man, woman, and child. Doesn't everybody?

>>56623491
same i did last Wednesday, thought we would crab... Nope.

>>56623484
>3x bear

>>56623378
It's basically 0% white so it sucks. I don't give a shit about any of those other metrics. I'd rather live in a trailer park full of blond meth addicts than be king of all Japan

>>56623491
>He never takes profits
Ok

Just bought Talos Principle 2, bros. LET'S. FUCKING. GO.

>>56623505
Nah I respect Japanese, but they should integrate Christianity more than they have. They’re honorary whites

>>56623525
kek @ being this racist
Really proves the stupidity of racists this far deep into it

>>56623500
Um, I don't know if you noticed, but Sikhs are literally brown. Like they are not even Nordic at all, they are some other species, some weird blackskin creature from some jungle somewhere

>>56623501
Yeah that's not how GDP/capita works you retard and they will have a greater GDP due to their sheer size but that is the opposite of a miracle and speaks more negatively on their part especially considering they have been cutting corners on just about every world trade organization rule to get there. Keep posting your Japanese anime pics though you avatar fag.

>>56623514
Anon, I don't think you quite grasp the situation the US treasury is in this decade.

>>56623501
Go back

If I sell right now, I can get out of my BA position with less than $10 losses
I need to pull the trigger but all the what ifs keep pulling at me

>>56622975
Google Pixels seems to be expensive and have some significant downsides. Right now its either that or a one+
>>56623011
Problem is I need to get enough of the right blocks so they charge proper

>>56623525
What’s the best white city these days? Dublin? Isn’t that like 92% white?

>>56623532
I do but not when there is clearly more to be had.

>>56623463
I sell CCs

>>56623369
...that has to be a parody account right? What the fuck.

>>56623525
that's a rather weird comment. but enjoy your trailer park instead of harajuku shopping!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CXlfiAHmXM

>>56623533
Patrician. Let us know how it is.

>>56623556
Earmark the money for a better buy, like KTOS.

>>56623378
>smallest living space

No thanks.

>>56623620
>>56623378
>No pickup trucks
no thanks

Where is the dumbass doomer that was posting here yesterday saying to sell everything due to the 30y yields reversing? Where is the dumbass who said Tuesday to go all in on SOXS at 10am on Friday and sell before close?

I'm calling you faggots out, show your fucking faces bobo fucks. I want to see your heemed portfolios, if you even have a portfolio at all.

>>56623643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCP_FmOm3Fg

>>56623535
A 5'5" yellow rice monkey with pitch black hair and coffee brown eyes peeking out of lidless slits is not aryan no matter how high his IQ or how good his behavior

>>56622928
Every phone has this problem. Battery tech is the same for all phones.

Nasdaq100 on the weekly looking real bloody juicy. Punched right through the resistances and is going right for that upper bollinger. I seriously want to know, what exactly is the bobo thesis now? We are almost in the middle of November and already mooning. What exactly could bring down the markets?
Inflation is cooling off (unironically bearish for growth in the long run but not right now), gasoline getting cheaper, oil is cheap, commodities are cheap, consoomerism is at ATH (as evident by the insane GDP figures), and winter is almost upon us. What, pray tell, is there that is bearish right now?

>>56623662
WAIT WTF I LOVE JAPAN NOW

>>56623593
I hate cities, malls and consumerism. I'll be just fine without, koichi

>>56623671
At least post your hands
>won't cause fat

SEE YOU ON MONDAY MY AMAZING LITTLE TRADOORS

>>56623678
You probably want to ask yourself *why* energy and other commodities are suddenly getting cheap.

Ah-hum, this is David SOXL here. SOXL will hit 50 by the end of the year. That is all.

>>56623678
Probably the massive amount of debt that’s gonna come due. Credit cards and student loans. I’m not a bear though, just a thought

>>56623700
>even the garbage monster from sesame street can get laid and I'm still single
it's over

>He wasn't feeding while other were sneeding

>>56623656
i said that and im still right, just you wait

>>56623705
It really is weird. Metals like gold/silver are taking a huge hit because there is no recession in sight and the war turned out to be a fluke. Yet, copper screams bad times ahead. At the same time, steel is marching ahead which typically signals stronger times. Really fuckin weird.
I still can't believe I am bagholding copper like an idiot. That shit is dead and will remain dead for another two to three years.
But my tech portfolio is going well. Never ever again am I going into commodities. Tech provided better gains, is more stable, and is more predictable.
Interesting that Dow is trailing so far behind though (pic related)

We seem to be made to suffer.

>>56623746
>15years from now as the first nuclear missiles strike Capital cities, markets collapse 90%
SEE I WAS RIGHT!

What is going on with Nvidia?
Whats the reason for the sudden uptrend?

>>56623110
Said it here.

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-10/world-s-biggest-bank-forced-to-trade-via-usb-stick-after-hack

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bros I'm sorry but I cashed out my SOXL. It was so fucking green and my hands were getting weak. By next week I will know this was a big mistake!

>>56623785
Xi is meeting with Biden in SF, probably to lift the ban on the AI shit. China is refusing to sell us the raw materials to make batteries, so we're kinda fucked at the moment, but like everything else EV, oh well, this is fine.

>>56623799
>chink bank
>gets hacked
By who?

WTF IS MSFT DOING, THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE

>>56623823
Me.

>>56623678
All it takes it one whale that's heavily invested in tech to get spooked, and shit has been looking real spooky lately.

>>56623823
>muh russians

>>56623678
It could fall for any reason or no reason, just like the rallying.

>>56623829
Based. I will lay flowers by your grave anon

>>56623836
Bro why? A fucking crackhead makes CCP party members and Chinese oil billionaires go missing and can strong arm CCP party members on the phone because his daddy is on the phone. China is so cucked.

>10% of the stock market is composed of zombie companies
>all of these are ticking time bombs that don't make profit and can't pay off their debt
>they just sustained their existence with meme growth investors and 0% interest rate refinancing
I wonder how many investors are going to adapt to this paradigm shift

>>56623829
Based

>>56623804
thanks. Nvidia seems like a scam to me

short or long china going into xi & biden smoke sesh?

>>56623731
>student loans
Proven to be a nothingburger. On average, they pay back 56 bucks per month or something like that.
>>56623824
>The single most future/recession proof company in the world finally getting some recognition
If a mega cap is not at ATH, it's a buy... and that goes especially for MSFT that could easily quadruple its prices and everyone would be forced to buy. Unsustainable my ass. This is just the beginning

>>56623864
It is. If you really want to know about the behind the scenes/insider info on the tech sector, specifically semiconductors, I recommend listening to Broken Silicon. If I had been listening to them a few years ago I would be fucking retired by now and a millionaire.

Monday bloodred, tuesday neongreen

>>56623878
Bears are so dumb

>>56623878
I want you to remember this.

>>56623824

>>56623832
Russians hacking their life line? Dunno about that
>>56623850
Because if anon actually hacked the bank he deserves recognition in his indubitable assassination

>>56623711
I love how this guy just holds earnings calls whenever he wants, with zero warning.

>>56623904
He is right though. Even if student loans become a problem the burden will just be passed to the tax payer. The bigger question will be what is the next big debt bubble to help grow this economy even more after that.

>>56622779
How can I invest in incest?

>>56623904
Thx m8, gonna save it and come back to it next month as indices are another +10%. As crazy as it might seem, I actually bought more NVDA today. There is nothing stopping this rally. This rally is supported by both fundamental and technical factors

>>56623889
I recently read they are basically buying their own chips.
There was also a fishy order before the last earnings report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5THy1ETSCM4

I feel like a retard now for selling my SOXL instead of holding until next week.

wow good thing I went short. I could’ve bought 99 of these 0dte calls with $600 and came out with $25k. Instead I’m down $100

>>56623935
Same, I sold some of my tech shares yesterday

>>56623889
>I recommend listening to Broken Silicon
Do you have a link? Can you recommend something specifically?

>>56623935
>>56623942
Many such cases.

>>56623937
Explain this to me. I know nothing about options. All you could lose is 600?

>>56623942
This insane rally is just going to keep going. It's got retard strength now.

>>56623937
I think only IKBR has something like this in the EU. I NEED SOMETHING like this (besides my CFD).

IG also has options, but it's not like these. I want these!

Should I open puts now or wait until monday?

>>56623937
How do you buy these on Robinhood
Like what’s the ticker or whatever

>>56623964
Since you love losing money you might as well do it now.

>>56623963
why not just use IBKR ?

>>56623944
Search for 'Moore's Law is Dead'
The podcast is called Broken Silicon

>>56623877
The answer is always, always, always short China.

For God's sake they actually named one of their companies "Jing Dong" and another one "Pin Doo Doo".

>>56623978
Taxes, they aren't deducted automatically.

>>56623954
lol yeah “all you can lose is $600” but you need to locate the weekly gamma areas and pray it squeezes or dumps in your preferred direction otherwise you’ll be accumulating massive losses

>>56623978
But I also think they use metatrader which I don't like/want? I want it to look like it does here >>56623937
A simple trading app/webbrowser platform and not some fuckin metatrader download shit which I don't even know what the fuck it is.

What's the best zodiac sign for a trader? I've read good things about Virgos.

>>56624015
Cancer all the way. It's about predicting the emotions and manipulating the emotions of the market. The markets can stay irrational longer than people can stay solvent and emotions aren't rational to begin with.

>>56624015

>>56624015
>>56624030
Also the market is cancer. Crab days are when you are in your element.

>>56624015
Are you gonna switch bro ?

>>56623988
Ok. What is he saying abotu Nvidia?

>>56624015
>>56624037
I'm a gemini and I regularly lose money, so...
I think Rocker is a gemini too

holy shit i just checked the charts. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!

>>56624058
Bobos getting liquidated in realtime. They never know when to quit

>>56624058
Prepare your anus little pink girl. Let's see you do that smug face when something is pumping deep within your ass.

>>56624058
its a short squeeze into close :^)

Next time, on /smg/!

>is 10% from peak but I'm still 30% down.

man my covid stock were a mistake

>>56624012
IBKR have an online platform, it is just way worse than TWS
TWS looks boomer as fuck and is not user friendly but it btfo their online platform

>>56624082
Wtf how? What did you pick?

>>56624080
I took a dump in the janitor's closet at some of these companies!

>>56623896
yes but bears can stay retarded longer than the market can stay solvent.

>>56624080
Thursday. The fate of America is decided on Thursday.

>>56624080
SON OF A BITCH
I do business with some of those companies!

I love how quiet it gets everything bears get anally devastated.

I sold some apples to buy some cokes

oh holy shit look at PLUG computer

>>56624015
>this question
And they say there are no women on /smg/

>>56624105
Nah, NVDA is turkey week.

>>56624080
They're forgetting
>Tuesday
>Before Open
>HUT

>USDJPY above 151.5
So did the BOJ just give up?

Biblical dump in 1.5 minutes

>>56624083
Ah ok, I think I could work with that. Analyzing I'd do with IG anyways. I just want to trade those penny options.


Also:
That's it. I'm shorting MSFT

>>56624136
theyre just powerless, dollar is too strong

>>56624136
They gave up years ago.

>>56624136
So forex anon was wrong afterall

>>56624136
Peak tourism, m8. It's really damn tempting to visit Japan now. But to answer your question, m8... yes, they gave up. They have their hands tied behind their backs. They can't really do anything now. They are fugged

>>56624113
>scamco is worth nothing
All is right with the world.

>>56624160
>That's it. I'm shorting MSFT
Thanks for playing.

>>56624136
Can't beat the DXY

>>56624015
I'm a virgo and I'm not very good

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>ended week +5.5%
nice feeling after holding through october

>>56624180
$6k (:

>>56624175
I'm also shorting Orlen, right NOW.

>>56624168
Can Japan blow up? What can happen?

>>56624180
I heavily shorted.

>>56624180
+$2965

>>56624180
Another beautiful day for Spirit Airlines.

>>56624180
My OXY won't pump and I can't bring myself to sell it and buy something else

>>56624188
You're playing with fire and likely to get burned.

IF IT'S UNREALIZED IT'S NOT A WIN

>>56624180
I sold my SOXL at 20.73 from 15.4 shares like a fucking retard when I now realize there are more gains coming next week.

we're so fucking back

It's so over

>>56624180
>-2.33% after daily inflation

>>56624180
I didn't sell my put that was $8000 in the green yesterday and sold it for only $20 profit today :)

>>56624208
>>56624211
The duality of man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWMnbJJpeZc

We're so over back

I can eat the good ramen tonight :D

Bros, an honest question. How long did it take you to become as good as you are now? Feels like people here make ridiculous gainz in such a short amount of time.
I have been trying to trade for a year now but I am still underperforming the index (mostly because I trusted my boomer dad and started DCAing late 2021 when I knew nothing). How do you guys make consistent gains? Fuckin 6k dollar like some people here in a day is insane. That's enough money for several months for me

>>56624180
beat my personal best 1 day return. these gains are pure insanity

>>56624247
Bro I can afford so much ramen now.

>>56624257
Try cornmeal.

>>56624251
its simple really, buy every dip with 5x leverage

>>56624251
People making ridiculous gains are making ridiculous bets.

>>56624160
tws can display it as well, screenshot as a line graph instead of candles
for some reason it is not loading data for me for any option from today so it looks dumb

>>56624251
>Update
>late 2021
I also started 2021 but I never thought of buying at this point. Only saw that fuckin DAX and the US indices and thought
>THIS BULLSHIT IS OVERBLOWN

>>56624251
He made 6k. We don't know if realized. We don't know how much capital (maybe he's trading with 500k)
There are anons here with +250k. So why not with more?

>>56624251
It took a while to ignore my emotions when trading and to be able to ignore the stupidity when it comes to Bobos. Also just being patient is a big one and sometimes waiting in something safe until I see a potential swing trade when it comes to resistance, volume, and the moving averages.

OK, I just divested myself of PLTR at $19.70, hoping to get back in for less next year. Those of you who are still holding are now guaranteed further gains.

>>56624274
i trade on a $100k margin account with 5x leverage

>>56624180
+0.34%
I need more exposure to the US market clearly lmao

>>56624291
Are you by any chance looking for a husband?

>>56624085
zoom, first republic, astra, tesla

>futures

>>56624305
nope

You got 2 mins to buy puts that will print come Monday. Congrats to all the bulls this week, but a nice stretch of red is coming, might as well profit off of it. See ya Monday

>>56624318
I was such a fucking retard for cashing out on SOXL today.

Anons, financially speaking, is there any reason not to go commando?

>>56624251
First started doing some active trades in 2017, didn't switch to full time until last year. Still can't consistently beat Biden's daily 3.7% inflation though.

>>56624335
Your sister might object.

>>56624335
Depends if you have to shit or not and if you have diahrea. If you don't then going commando is a total power move and women will sense the extra testosterone coming from you since your balls aren't as restricted.

>>56624160
if you are interested in options outside of the way OTM yolo positions i can't recommend TWS enough
my setup in TWS which is build off of their option trader layout
you can customize it whoever you want really, i just like looking at the greeks and charts
you can customize your orders to automatically attach more orders and i have it set up to default to 2 options every time i click the ask or bid price of an option and to open to more trades, one as a limit sell which is my take profit and a stop sell which is my stop loss, all of those appear in the orders tab and are easily adjusted if needed
it looks boomer as fuck but i think it is probably the most powerful tool a non-pro can get

>Hello
>Yes it's pumping more after hours

Just got some delicious Mediterranean food from next door. Found out I get the weekend off because we worked so quickly. About to play some poker. How are you bros spending the weekend?

>>56624318
wow the bull is having some fun

>>56624327
gay

>>56624335
What is going commando?

>>56624386
Not wearing underwear obviously.

>>56624318
..and here we have, seen for the first time in the wild, a live bobo doing what he does best. Getting owned by the Bull.

>>56624251
buy good shit and use leverage. prioritize not losing money. trading is like fishing. patience. you practice by meditating upon a strategy/plan, you stick to this plan. if the plan/strat turns out to be wrong, you try to determine why it went wrong. what bad move did you make. you don't do that retarded thing again. over months and years you refine this strat, optimize. it doesnt have to be complex, the more simple it is the better. you gradually add more money, take on more risk as your plan becomes successful and is validated by months of consistent profit.
you read /smg/ and take note of all the terrible mistakes of others so you dont make them. you take note of the successes of others or their reasoning and try work out why it was a good call.

buy low sell high. buy when bobo is smug, sell when mumu is euphoric. realize the chart is a reflection of the markets emotional state or manipulated state. never lose money, compounding is the most powerful weapon.

Feeling depressed

>>56624418
cheer up

>>56623971
It's a fucking ODTE SPY call, was way out of the money if he bought it at the perfect time. These plays exist alot of days if you can get lucky and time them perfectly, but they are very low probability

>>56624418
Good
>You are stronger than you were yesterday.

>>56624373
Shooting pool. Got to keep practicing so I can unironically be semipro/pro and keep hustling people for money and impressing women at the bar. It's a fun a little hobby that gets me out and sometimes gets me laid.

>>56624373
I'm playing beer pong with myself tonight and then watch a boxing match tomorrow (and get drunk again)

>>56624373
Will you be making an update video?
>>56624377
>>56624409
It's actually two different bulls I think

>>56624455
Shooting pool is a fun reason to visit bars but many get real jewish about it

>>56624373
Buying some scotch and getting blasted at my cousin's place

>>56624373
OT for the man cuz ima pathetic wagie

>>56624180
the earth was less gay today.

>>56624470
I'll allow it, cousins and sisters are close enough

>>56624180
I told you about MSFT bro, I TOLD YOU

>>56624458
oh right. good catch

>>56624458
Planning on it.

>>56624356No sisters, i was the last to be born and i was blessed with being a man.

>>56624359 interesting, i'll remember not to eastern and mexican food

>>56624386
from what i understood. american soldiers called using no underwear going commando, they couldn't bathe regularly so they were starting to get afflicted by ass hemorrhoids

>>56624507
YOU BETTER HERE BECAUSE WE'RE SUFFERING FOR COMMENTARY

>>56624486
>MSFT
>Not MSFU

>>56624509
Does not bathing really increase your chances of getting hemorrhoids? I always thought that related more to straining your ass hole.

>>56622928
Anything with vanilla android. I have a rugged nokia android because of /out/door activities.

>didn't check portfolio all day
I'm almost free /smg/

It's all bullshit. Jblu/Save, the trial won't be over with till least Dec 23. Maybe sooner but certainly not after that due to the holidays. Also if you read the merger doc on the investor site (save) it spells it out exactly the terms. One of which is this "If the deadline goes beyond Dec 2023 the consideration per share jumps from 33.5 to 34.15" Now subtract the 2.50 shareholders already got which is included in that total amount given that leaves 31 a share as it stands today. No reorg of terms, nothing, its a done deal once the judge rules in favor. So They want it done before Dec 2023 ends. Cause like I said if it goes beyond that date the share consideration jumps. So Judge gives the verdict, Jblue/Save puts out a press release same day or next day saying "deal will be closed as of Dec 31 2023" January 2nd rolls round. Money flows to Save holders.

>>56624373
there is a big football game here coming up this weekend. im going to borrow 50 bucks to a friend and each of my bros so they can create an account on a online betting broker that is giving out free bets for first time users.

>>56623734
>garbage monster
HIS NAME IS OSCAR YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN MILLENNIAL PIECE OF SHIT

>>56624541
i dunno. but not bathing when you should fucks up your skin and body, same as bathing too often (especially with hot water)

>>56623734
the german name is Krümelmonster

>>56624507
>Planning on it.

>>56624602
Looking forward to the Penn state vs Michigan game tomorrow

Investing alongside divvyboomer feels wrong. Like cheating on my sister.

>>56624632
actually, its benfica - Sporting. a couple of clubs that the owner of chelsea wanted to invest in

>futures
WTFWT

Moody's wants to pull a Fitch and downgrade our credit next

>>56622779
Make the Hawaii Electric suffering stop. I was in the green pre-earnings yesterday.

>>56624660
kek bond baggies

>>56624197
damn nigga

>>56624602
What online broker? Fan duel?

>>56624670
Anon, the stock's not going back to 40, 10 is its fair price. That fire killed like 1,000 people, fully 75% of the island's population.

>>56624598
You're playing with fire, boomer. You know nothing that isn't already priced in. You're lucky you're on a pension, and got to Homer-simpson along for many years. I've had bosses like you before.

>>56624690
it killed 100 which was due to the hotels' energizing downed power lines after HE killed the power.

>>56624660
really?

>>56624725
they'd be wise to

>>56624725

>>56624660
That sounds just lovely

>>56624048
High on their own supply, they're losing the GPU gamer segment.

>>56624681
>>56624681
nah, dude. i'm european

and i dont want to give it out because i just realized something

>if i am doing this for an investment of 150 euros and the minimum odd is at 2.20 and maximum one is 3.20

>by using a free bet of 50 on each one of the possible results i am not losing money

>instead i can earn from 110 to 160 euros with those 150

>so if i had around 10(0) people to support me in this endeavour i would be "not using" 1500(0) euros to earn some free 1100(0) to 1500(0) euros

however, if i abuse it i might incur in some ilegal shit or the broker might get on to it and stop handing out promos

>captcha is PXD 4N

might its a sign i should invest in oil?

>>56624703
This. That electrical company isn't to blame. I'd be long them and short the hospital's insurance company.

>>56624670

>>56622880
Congrats on your new wife

>>56622880
fuck her in the ass

>>56623937
Are these liquid enough to do that?

>>56624754
New Pacific Rim lookin' LIT

>>56622880
Sorry bout that bro. But you might as well get a life insurance policy on him that doesn't have the suicide exemption

>>56624783
The $3 OTM SPY calls for Monday have a volume of 5,100 and an open interest of 1,133. Hell, $10 OTM has 590 on an OI of 448. So, yeah, when gambling like that I think the bid-ask spread on 99 contracts is the least of your concerns.

>>56624820
>buy 99 0DTEs
>account gets flagged as PDT when closing

i just learned the difference between borrowing and loaning in english

>>56624843
what language?

>>56624820
I think those expired today, and they are obviously in the money not $3 otm

>>56624848
God's chosen language. Portuguese.

>>56624843

>>56624861
The language that sounds like a drunk man's version of spanish

>>56624842
Oh, is that a thing? Eesh, I don't have to mess with the Poor Degen Trader rule.

>>56624861
Do you like how your language sounds when girls speak it? I think it sounds a bit guttural from the mouths of women. Sort of similar to the way French makes men sound gay.

>>56624842
You'd have to have a margin account to be able to buy 99 0DTEs so PDT would mean nothing. Besides your broker will auto liquidate you regardless if you have PDT or not if you can't afford assignment. R-right?!

>>56624860
His question was about liquidity setting up the trade. My point is that you can get 99 contracts for Monday no problemo; those are approximately as degenerate as the 438c's were at the start of today.

Everyone so excited they forgot to check the oven?!

>>56624872
no friend, it´s spanish that sound like the version of portuguese hence when you have a cock shoved down your throat with all those "r"s

>>56624886
depends on the girl, portuguese women either have a sweet and soft voice or they at times sound like a drunk slavic (the further north in the country or the more drunk she is, the more you notice it)

but brazilian women speaking portuguese too you is top tier.

>>56624902
How the fuck does a small part of Spain decide you know what fuck it, we speak our own language and are our own country and tell the rest of Spain to fuck itself? Genuinely curious how Portugal and the Portugese became a thing.

>>56624922
well. if you are that clueless regarding spain, never dump money on their economy. if you do, when they break up into 4 or 5 countries dont say i didn't warn you

>>56624942
I have been to Spain before and I'm surprised it's still one country. I do like the people and the food there and the women are hotter but the bar is so low for that when set by American women. The only place I have been in Europen where the women might be uglier is England.

>>56624899
here you go
>>56624971
>>56624971

>>56624962
i´ve meet two americans at an airport once, they had strong voices and a larger stature than european women. i bet i could ride either of them like those mechanical bulls you have. europeans on the other hand are quite frail and princess like

>>56624897
Yea, plus those were way in the money by the end of the day, market nakets will buy them all day long as long as they can scalp a penny or two on em

>>56624752
call me crazy, but I'm long b/c
>Alex Jones jumped out and threw Hawaii Electric under the bus saying it was a land grab
>Hawaii Electric issued a cease and desist
>Alex Jones screamed 'muh space lasers' and 'look at the blue awnings'