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Updoot for le epic meme soi face

Ok the
>economic science
made me chuckle

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>>56614647

Today the music stops.

This market is fake and gay

OK, boys, are your stops all set? Or at least written down?

You *do* know your pain point in advance before the red starts hitting, yes?

I’d like to rope this mumu. You deserve the Weimar that’s coming

>>56618285
>yes

Can this fuckin market just pump or do we really need to wait the next 15 minutes?

>>56618489
At least you’ll be able to tell your kids and grandkids about the “pump” and how it used to exist.

im gonna stay away from making plays till market improves

what do you think about Boeing?
think they can go up to the pre-Covid numbers?
could be huge

>>56618489
WE ARE BACK

>>56618530
>think they can go up to the pre-Covid numbers?
No.

>>56618530
Domestic flights are still dookie, intl is back up to 85% pre covid last I read (regarding airliners in general).

>>56618530
I hate Boeing as a company for crippling spaceflight for the last two decades.
Also their airplanes are shit.

Crab day crab futures? Wasn't paying that much attention

This is literally the last smg.

>fed admitting they have to raise rates again
they didnt even make it to the end of the year

gonna head to the store to buy things. maybe pizza time

>>56618731
better be tombstone pepperoni

Fuck all yall

For the faggot who wants me to suffer with
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS,
here's you a little porn for your faggot fetish, ees happoonin'!
Went in too heavy too soon, *again*.

Im in red again

>>56618489
>>56618566
This market can not be more driven by machines.

>>56618802
Closed some shorts, left some open just in case. Next week we will pump and then probably start to range trade a little more and not just gigacrab.

>DJI futures green
>S&P futures green
>tech troon futures red
>this place is mighty quiet
FAGGOTS
DETECTED

>PLUG

>>56618877
>muh government hydrogen funding

>>56618767
Explain your thesis on this position. You do realize state governments are banning it much like coal.

your ID determines the single share you will bit this morning. I hope I get something good.

Look at spy daily chart. Feels almost too perfect of a setup for a dump. I think we pump. Every retard will be shorting

>>56618277
>not Bing
Checked anyway.

>>56618961
looks like I'm going to own a single share of CR.

>>56618966
Many such cases

>>56618948
What the fuck does that have to do with trading the 3/6 month charts?

>>56618277
>http://
Hello grampa

>>56618961
>roll BRK.A ID
FUCK!!!!

>>56618961
>kE
my Wheat slurp orders are already ready

Massive green dildo on open today
Hope you sold your puts

>>56618530
As I recall, one or two /smg/gers work or worked for Boeing so ask later in the day.

tl;dr: a diversity shitpile but the 737 MAX scandal was the fault of thirdies

>>56618737
With the brick oven crust.

>just close the fucking door

>>56619109
Oh man, *perfect*, I can hear that intense emphasis, conveying the profundity...

>>56619021
Haha, what a loser
>rolls LISN
Fuck!

By the way, the Panama Canal's drying up. BDRY, GNK, and SBLK will be rallying for the next couple months.

>>56619049
I didn't, you're being baited.

>futes green despite unclosed doors
I'm not complaining, but I don't understand

We so weak we can't even hit the main resistance. Mumu's are fucked unless they can get some fud spit today but Jpow said shut the door. Probably some 200 dcb coming today but I'd imagine mumu sentiment is weak but they're retarded. Don't underestimate desparate retards out there today.

>>56619161
Have you seen Weekend at Bernie's before?

>>56618737
got from a pizza place in a mall

My treasuries are crashing!
>I don't care, I'm holding to maturity anyway.

Crabs interlinked

1 hour to wait is just too long!!!!!

>>56619204
Why hold to maturity when the value is going up?

>>56619293
>Crashing
>Value up
???

>>56619204
>That bond wasn't even mature, YOU SICK FUCK!

Why is premarket going up? We should be SELLING into NEW LOWS

THAT FUCKING RETARD RALLY HAS NO BASIS ON BEING SUSTAINABLE

I'm still just going to keep putting my paycheck into money market funds. I don't trust this shit at all.

>>56619311
Explain to the class how you think they are crashing.

Shill me some penny stocks to toss some money at bros. I'm tired of my portfolio just crabbing around. Thanks in advance

>>56619332
>This is a suckers rally

>>56619335
If money is infinite then you are right. Is money infinite ?

>>56619319
kek

>>56619335
The value of his bonds are decreasing because yields are going up.

>>56619337
Bitcoin seemingly wants to hold 37k, so cheap miners (garbage like BTBT or decent ones like HUT/HIVE) could easily double from like $2 to $4.

ASTR is also a total gamble at $1.25 because there's a rumored, possibly bullshit offer to take it private at $1.50. Otherwise it's a pointless, diversity-ridden rocket company that's never launched and is going straight to $0.

>>56619350
Are there more buyers for treasuries today than there were a month ago?

>>56619319
>>56619366
>when you buy a 10 year, straight from Biden's government

explain to me why the market is going up on no news in premarket

>>56619369
How is TLT up premarket then

>>56619375
Yes, because they were all hacked a month ago. Ignore those 5% prints on the yields.

>>56619381
Tricking people into buying so they can sell

>>56619389
Then his treasuries aren't crashing.

>>56619401
but what are people buying since options dont trade during this time? and who are these "people"
retail doesnt buy shares of spy and make it go up

>>56619418
>futures
are incredibly leveraged and even have options of their own. So /ES can trade a little bit higher and people adjust their pre-market SPY bids accordingly.

>>56619375
There won't be an america in 30 years why would anyone buy our treasuries.

>>56619369
pretty sure thats the other way around but a good observation.

>>56619418
Just visit Pol to discover the people.

>>56619418
They don't have to, they just need people to think the market's doing well

>>56619431
Does this change the fact that there are more buyers as of now?

will mr. cooper be visiting the pooper again today?

nihao

>>56619418
>https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-jones-11-09-2023/card/demand-for-30-year-treasurys-proves-weak-sending-yields-surging-oIJ5kBDb2sytqyspLC6x

Sure bro.

>Unplugged power

>>56619335
The big red number in my account.

>>56619379
yes
that's a man btw

Happy Birthday brothers

>>56619438
Eh. Value of old bonds goes down as yields go up. Yields go up because no one wants new bonds.

Literally 2 news articles saying Powell's remarks yesterday had any impact on market behaviour, as if it wasn't normal to break down for a day after mooning 1-2 weeks.

NATGAS is a WILD BUCKIN' BRONCO (this is just premarkets today)

>>56619488
Oohrah mommadog, ooohrah gunny

>>56619460
If it's Anderson, he's backed by the Vanderbilt fortune. If it's D.B., brother, he took your money and you'll never see him again.

GREEN DILDO INCOMING

>>56619552
What about Gary?

>>56619574
Dead money.

This market is gay but also fake

>market appears to be setting up for a dump
>obvious play is to short
>be smart and long
>everyone longed because I'm not that smart
>market dumps

>>56619500
Are those journalists or ((journalists))

>>56619593
A lesson is learned: never trust yourself

>>56619552
They may sacrifice you to tanit, as they did his brother for whatever boon/raid buff they must get.

>>56619593

Long meta or nvda? Thoughts ?

>>56619612
(((journalists)))

10 minutes until complete bear death

>>56619666
I'm hoping

>>56619638
Stick with a simple, conservative portfolio that hedges both: TECL

I thought I was interviewing for a 120k a year IT position, but then they tried to rope me into an MLM scam instead.

>>56619680
>>56619666
The digits. God forgive me.

>>56619694
Send them an invoice for wasting your time.

>>56619694
Give us the story

>>56619593
Hoisted by your own petard. Many such cases

>he's not having oats with raisins, honey, olive oil, and apple cider vinegar stirred in for breakfast
REPENT
and buy a little NATGAS.

Bang bang bang anon will miss this one

>>56619750
I had a breakfast taco but I am buying 50 more shares of UNG this morning

>>56619381
Because it hit the blue lines.
So now it has to go back and hit the other blue lines.

Cotton is about to be slurped

HERE WE GO

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>56619761
Why did it died?

>>56619766
WTFWT?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

>>56619638
Oh fuck that's actually QQQ.

>>56619770
No idea, I just know it's getting cheap

>>56619766
Based and checked

>>56619666
WITNESSED

>>56619758
WRONG

>>56619766
BASED

Were ending -2% calling it

>>56619766
proud of ya son

second day in a row where coop scamwicks on open

REIT fags time to put on your O face.

>>56619666
Dead from cumming.

>>56619666
Well? Where is it?

Another day. Off work due to holiday. Proof I'm not shatting out my ass about waiting for my sack of cash. Come on Jblu,Save Lawyers and Judge overseeing the trial, don't let me down now.. Deliver onto me sack of cash in the amount of $46,500

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>56618530
never invest in airlines

>>56619836
Good luck dude

my only wish to have no sex drive. I prefer this over being rich.

>>56619638
I like your chart

>>56619836
>onto
*unto
Just further evidence that you need to be reading the Bible instead of that satanic Hentai shit. Alphabetize ur tickers.

Erm guys it's a double top where's mah heckin doooompp!!!

GRPN down 34%. forgot that was even a thing

>>56619871
Give it a moment

/BIZ/ YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD GO UP REEEEE

LAEL WOULD YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

>All the bulls saying it's a bear trap
>All the bears saying it's a bull trap
Which one is it?

>>56619908
Both!

So yesterday it dropped 2 dollars for no reason and now today it pumps 2 dollars for no reason. Glad I stopped caring about 1 day candles and got options months out this time.

>>56618176
he said close the fucking door bears

>>56619766
very based

The crab took all the profits I made last week away

>>56619771
>>56619801
>>56619810
>>56619818
>>56619949
have a great weekend bros

lil bit of chicken fried...

My BOILing brothers, I need copium. Is this the end of fart gas? Has the time finally come?

>>56619973
2020 was so fucking braindead.

HECKING BEAR FLAG FORMING!!

>>56618176
OPs are getting pretty bad lately

>>56619973
EEL NEENYOO
>EEL NEENYOO
EEL NEENYOO

>>56619993
Some guy out there can always say to his friends "visa gave me $150,00 for this garbage image ROFLMAO". He'll probably tell it to his grandchildren too.

>>56620003
If you pay peanuts you get bobos.

WERE GONNA FREAKIN DUMP MAH DOODS!!

Link for bond auction days:
https://www.itcmarkets.com/how-to-read-bond-auction-results/

Palladium is cratering. Platinum is cratering.

Inflation expectations drop at 10am. The previous numbers were revised from 3.8% up to 4.2%(!) for 1yr expectations.

COOP filed an 8-ka yesterday, I guess while letting everyone know customer data was breached?

>Oil

>>56620027
What the FUCK is going on with palladium especially? I can accept platinum going down (even though it sucks) but what the fuck is wrong with this shit metal?

Just fucking touch it.

>>56620014
https://youtu.be/dWkqYpne9Es?si=yFo0FgkBIM09vvfs

made a few test buys again. one is coal and one is electric utilities.

only bought 1 or 2 shares since im tired of gettin dick punched. the charts looked good.

>>56620043
wtf do you even use palladium for?

time to sell soxl?

>>56619836
I've got enough cash still sitting to keep bagging more SAVE but I won't do it. Why? Cause I don't need to. Also I plan to use that cash to put a dent in my credit card debt. Two pronged hit, jumbo sized payments plus once the SAVE cash lands deliver the final payoff payment hopefully right before my zero interest period expires.

>>56620028
wut mean? did they hide something juicy in there?

>>56620054
Catalysator gasoline combustion engines

But ermmm... Reddit said we were dumping? And that the west is falling?

>>56620054
paladin class armor

NatGas today!

>>56620069
Not until next year at least.

here is my two year trading career results

>>56620054
It finds a lot of use in gas cars, less in some other electrical applications. Russia was one of the largest sources for it and it shot up after Russia went to war with Ukraine. It's kind of gay though, but I haven't been buying enough to lose my head on or anything and my gold/silver stocks at least carry htis portion of my portfolio

>>56619901
KEK

>>56620069
2 MORE WEEKS

>>56620043
Possibly increased electric auto demand is lowering demand for it as a catalyst. I don't follow it too closely though.

>>56620063
They mentioned specific hits to performance in there due to the on-going costs, but I dont think mentioned litigation or specified actually so thats an unknown cost.

>>56620054
I have a white gold rolex

>lithium

I think I really, really like the Fidelity Trading Dashboard for the most part. The main thing I dislike as it stands is not having the market quotes on the top strip be clickable to charts for those indices/futures. Otherwise it is bare, functional Zen simplicity.

SELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELLSELL SELL

>>56620087
Sorry friend. I am HEEMED on fart gas, so we can die together in these times of complete commodity death.

>>56620122
Shutup

>>56620048
>bilingual nigger
IMPRESSIVE

>>56620086
have you at least learned something from this?

>>56619849
I can confirm this is good advice

>>56620080
>>56618767

JHawk will not be happy with these expectations.

>>56620096
All auto demand is cratering, check Lithium Computer.

>>56620147
yes, the STOCK MARKET SUCKS BRO

Random long shots from anon really do work out well. I shorted MPW, ALLY and now COOP and making handsome returns.

>>56620135
Eat shit, NO NATGAS NIGGERS hold no sway.

You have just witnessed the last time spy will be blow 435. Forever

>>56620111
Based Gigachad who recommended ALB and SGML puts yesterday.

(That Gigachad was me. You're welcome.)

>>56620181
Your mom eats shit chodemunch

All the entertainment stocks are giving up their earnings gains, or already have, interesting. PARA, DIS, WBD.

>>56620086
How? How can anyone be that bad to bleed so consistently?

BUYYYY REDDIT BUY BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUYYYYYYYYYY

>>56620197
ur mom begs me to eat her and offers whole paychecks and I tell that bitch BITCH, I lose more than that on a casual day trading NATGAS before it moons again. Fag.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of Bill Hwang if HUT doesn't get its act together.

>>56620147
im super demoralized currently but yeah sure lot of things.

before august and september 23 it was mostly learning. if i started again now id be down -15% about

now i buy super small testers like one or two shares.

>>56620201
0dte options? That's all I can think of.

>>56620201
im big retard is the only answer i can give.

>>56620086
based
what are the dollar amounts associated

Coops morning pump dying off. Expecting it to fall another 1% today

>>56619969
Warm crab 'za on a Fridey nite

>>56620271
are you buying leverage etfs or coinflipping 0dte?

>>56620219
I make your mom eat my ass and I tell her to moan your name while doing it retard

>>56618512
Put your capital into a high yield money market on either Vanguard, Schwab, or Fidelity (Vanguard and Schwab have slightly higher yields but take note of minimum investments) and let it just sit and grow slowly for a while until the markets get sorted, which could take a *while*, then start slowing DCAing it into a solid mutual fund (like the Fidelity Fund or similar). STOP THE MADNESS.

>>56620263
>>56620086
Here's a couple rules that have helped me, although if you think back to what you've done you can probably identify others or which mistakes in particular kept sinking you:
>Only trade things where you have, if not an edge, at least some level of knowledge and emotional control above the average participant. SPY after everyone panic dumps it 50% is different from SPY on your average day.
>Set stop losses. Zoom out on a chart, look at trend lines and previous support/resistance, give a couple pennies of buffer, and set them in your broker.
>Cut losers and underperformers (if you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it). You don't get a medal for holding to the bottom.
>If you're heavily exposed to one industry, buy protective puts on the shittiest company in that industry.
>Size down *and* up so you can sleep at night. You don't need to make all your money at once.
>Most importantly, fuck jannies.

Hope the global economy crashes so I make some money on my $50 put

Today, we don’t like EEM

It's time for aggressive alcoholism.

>>56620309
i did gamble 3x etfs for some of those losses. dont do them anymore since chopp and fees are stupid high.
options i dont do at all.

>>56620332
>look up EEM holdings
>just a bunch of chinky garbage

Ohhhhhhh bears that's sooo weeeeird wowwww! Lmao what happened to all the doom????

Fucking faggots

>>56620332
EDZ needs some real volume. That could be a fun one.

Kek MPW btfo of dividend investors

>>56620344
well, if the other way isn't working for you, I guess there's always trying options out and seeing if it fits your trading habits better

>>56620377
I hope snailanon got back in after being shook out. Talk about vindication.

>>56620319
buying Uranium ?

Is that a helpful rule ?

Like buying XOM back in the 1980s ?

>>56620361
Was 4372 not the literal top?

>>56620361
>starts dumping immediately after this post
You just had to taunt them.

>>56620424
I'm still up 4.3% for the day

>>56620395
I followed snailanon into MPW twice and it paid well but I didn't get the massive drop. I exited at $7.

>>56620407
In this case, I'd be willing to trade uranium, sure, by buying URNJ puts.

Look at just the chart of URNM, CCJ, or SRUUF (as compared to spot prices here: https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true).). Utilities have pretty much done all the October spot buying they're going to do. So you're going to have very little "oomf", all the hot/retail/tourist dollars milling around, and inevitably some market shakiness or new shiny thing will capture everyone's attention and the uranium stocks will plunge.

That's what I mean by that first rule. This is a trade done against people who read "Uranium? Uranium." /smg/ posts and call that good enough to market buy CCJ.

This has taught me to always trust myself and never trust /biz/

>>56620316
yeah markets should heal is what im waiting for.

>>56620319
yeah good tips esp the last one.

>>56620483
>set stop losses
>good tip
Jesus fucking christ guys

>>56620504
Hey, sometimes you gotta tell someone to put shoes on before walking out the door.

>>56620316
>then start slowing DCAing it into a solid mutual fund (like the Fidelity Fund or similar)
Why would you ever put your money into a managed fund that will always underperform SPY or MSCI World?

stop losses are for amatuers
t. methweasel

>>56619750
>olive oil
???????

> NASDAQ

SELLLLLLLLLL SEEEEELLLLLLLLLL SEEELLLLL REDDIT SEEEEELL SEEEELL SELLLLLLLLL SELLL REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELL SELLLLLL SEEEEEEEL SEEEEELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLL REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEL

>>56620523
this but unironically
just lower your average

>>56620523
And people like that anon who will baghold gigalosses because "it'll turn around, I swear!" as it gets worse and worse.

And people who can't watch charts 24/7 because they have a life. Losers.

>>56620535
Med diet I'm guessing

>>56620523
>>56620509
I mean I just outright reject trading "tools" that literally show Big Money where to manipulate prices in order to steal your shares, I don't think that's even an extreme opinion

ATH today? Y/N?

>>56620381
i would be gone from smg if did options.

>>56618530
I work for the boeing Defense side, space/commercial are shit. Boeing is at the stage where it's a monopoly but can't get anything done due to red tape.

Defense has tons of red tape too but that tape is from the government and all contractors deal with it.

there are two things to note, Boeing Defense can completely prop up the Commercial side, that's how much money those Mil contracts generate. Also Boeing is one of two players in the airplane industry, and unless you want to wait like 10 years for a plane your have to order from them (IE the only reason boeing is getting orders is because they're the only person you can go to).

Another thing to note is: one of the reasons Boeing is "unstoppable" is because they have factories and subcontractors all over the country, if you cancel one of their programs/projects, you guarantee job losses in tons of congressional districts. Making it very politically disadvantageous to do so.
(side note: gov is starting to preference "mom n pop" mil contractors, so that will slightly affect the mil side)

In short: To big to fail but to retarded to be successful (and the gov probably won't let them fail either)

Sorry for reddit spacing, a lot of thoughts here, crazy that I come back to /biz/ after a while and boeing gets mentioned

>>56620535
some fat is good for nutrition, helps absorb vitamins and shit; olive oil is one of the healthier ones i guess

>>56620504
i stress too much without them.

>>56620334
I'd watch this show.

>>56620535
healthiest oil there is. all the other veggie oil are heart poison.

>>56620518
Uh SWPPX in this example is a solid fund that matches the performance of the VOO ETF. Fees are the same. The only difference really is the divvy payout structure. Which doesn't mater since you reinvest that anyway. Also SWPPX on a per share basis is cheaper so you could say you've got more room to toss money into it each month without feeling the pinch say of other bills eating into your budget.

>>56620580
They sure are

>>56620535
>>56619750
What kind of fat fuck needs olive oil with their oats lol
Be a man and just eat steak and eggs.

>>56620523
Every time, and I mean every single time I've ever set a stop loss, the stock has magically plummeted right down to where I had my stop set then promptly shot right back up. Fuck stop losses.

>>56620546
Yeah, for schizos the rule is to write your stops down in advance, put an alert a few cents away from that level to juke the hedgies, and trade accordingly.

>>56620603
yeah animal fats and butter is good too. all other is poison.

jesus christ GDX, youre making want to catch your knife

>>56620630
Have you considered not being an NPC and setting your stop exactly at major pivot points?

>Buy option
>Forget myself and put Market buy instead of Limit buy
>It market buys 50% over the current price
>Already 60% down
ffs

>>56620603
>we killed all the whales
i fucking wish
but really there isn't anything more american than turning industrial waste products into food. Not eating the seed oils is anti-american

>>56620615
Some fuckin wop in NE i bet

Don't listen to these olive oil haters. They're obviously hedgies who got trapped short and are going after demand.

>>56620654
nothing personal kid

>>56620654
thanks for your service

the problem is if enough people put the stop in the same place then its worthwhile to the big boys to scoop the price there.

big boys use vwap so thats a good one to use to help you see no no zones

when does it stop

>>56620656
She probably believes everything greta believes I'd wager regardless of credentials.

>>56620086
Maybe just stick to a money market, big guy

>>56620681
Soon as you sell.

>>56620681
Depends. What are you holding?

>>56620681
I sold my puts from yesterday now, up 80%

>>56620649
I've set them on the other side of obvious stop points and still gotten hosed. Maybe I'm just unlucky.

>>56620687
whats that. sounds spooky

>>56620697
Target

>>56620562
I read "boeing" like "boing" (boner noise)

>>56620704
Could be. Could also be it hosed you 3 times and saved your ass 30 times. Memory's a funny thing like that.

The point is, you can avoid a chart like that anon's with the most basic of risk management.

>>56620654
That's how you learn

My father could be posting on this thread, on his day off and I wouldn't know

>>56620709
Basically very short term bonds and the like
Money market ETFs pay out around 5% per year and their price pretty much doesn't budge
It's very stable okay income due to current interest rates, but you give up growth
A good way to park your cash if you don't know what to do with it

>>56620719
I'm going to put this as politely and as janny-approved as possible: niggers are currently looting your portfolio.

So in terms of savings accounts, it's AMEX or bust?

I got shook out yesterday and now I'm missing the ride...

>>56620739
Is it too late to start the SOXX 200 DMA SOXL strategy? Do I really have to wait until it goes back under? Give your mom a call i'm tired of hearing her nag

Worth buying the PLUG crash and hope for rebound Monday, or are they actually going to go bust like they said in brief?

>>56620678

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHY HOW WHERE WHO WHEN WHAT THE FUCK

>>56620740
okay good to know thanks.

>>56620518
I wouldn't, but I'm not consistently trading myself into oblivion and am advising someone who is you fuckin nigger.

WTFWT

Bears on suicide watch

>>56620535
Butter substitute, cut out sat fats.
>>56620615
ok little kid, get back to me in decades, nigger.

>>56620794
Probably gonna test this line, Trigger buys and shake bears and then reject it in about 40minutes-2 hours

>>56620794
There is zero doubt in my mind we're going back to ATHs. The inflation read for October looks great and Nvidia earning are coming up so we're about to pump like a mother fucker next week. Nvidia may unironically hit $1000 by year end. Tech is unstoppable

>>56620815
Think again.

>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NEW ATH
AND JUST LIKE THAT

>>56620839
>NOOOO IMPOSSIBLE IT'S A BEAR MARKET CRASH IN TWO MORE WEEKS!!!

You also gotta figure "they" will want to get in on the Save/Jblu deal as cheap as they can. So yeah. nothing about the stock price action really shocks me. There will be no deal reorg terms either. It's already a done deal, contracts signed,etc. So once the judge rules in favor of jblu/save, wham $31 a share payout comes regardless of whatever the SAVE price is now or where it's at up to the day the judge renders the verdict. They want the trial done by Christmas so assuming Dec 22 the verdict gets handed down the money will start flowing in January after everyone comes back from the holiday.

>>56620794

Remember this faggot? lmao

shorting the NASDAQ at open on monday is such a no brainer, lol

>>56620719

>>56618767
>>56619109
who left the fucking door open ? masonite ?
>DOOR

Most obvious turnaround ever.

>>56620757
Maybe do a SOXL/SOXS switch when it crosses the 200 DMA? Then you're always scratching that gambling itch.

>>56620917
So side splittingly hilarious that it's happening around the same time as last year. Bears are so goddamn retarded.

>>56620863
God bless you, KO Boomer. And God Bless Ronald Reagan: https://twitter.com/David_Slotnick/status/1722676272868843725

>>56620942
I'm a bear. I just closed my shorts on DAX right below 15200, not perfect, but good enough.

All while playing fortnite with my nephew, lol
>Flossdancing

>>56620893
yes he lives here on /smg/ with his inheritance money. very annoying poster. i always filter when they reference some random old post of theirs

>bought 145 soxs calls for 12 dollars for a month out at the local top AGAIN

>>56620969
>>56620942
4450-4500 is possible for SPX, but I'm still of the opinion it will go to 4k or lower next year.

>>56620893
SPX is at 4375 right now lmao
a little silly for you to be taking a victory lap on 3 points
NQ 15,373 - lmao 57 points on NQ
>OMG!!! 3 POINTS!!!
LOL

>>56620969
>playing fortnite with my nephew
cute and heartwarmingpilled

baked
>>56621001
>>56621001
>>56621001

>>56620863
Rumor on the skreets is that the FDA is going to approve their miracle device any day now and then it will moon because every ______ will *have* to have TREE FIDDY and Germany just gave them COONTRACS to be the exclusive ______ over there and it will be the ONE SAUCE for the entire fuckin' EEE (YOU).

>>56619714
I think there are two companies with the same name and one of them is a ponzi scheme and the other is an actual IT company. Foolish of me to believe I was finally getting hired at a job worth something.