/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56611975
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1722697080743907452?t=E0T4H6n09DYEa_QbjjRAvw&s=19

>>56611975
>Bears trying to look for an entry point
Powell: “just close the fucking door”

>>56611975
>>56612002
>>56612031

Previous: >>56610721

bears lol

BEARS

the market is rigged
it's ruled by jerome powell
so i guess i'll just
hang myself with a towel

Too many bears? Now the market rebounds?

someone say open the door?

I hate AI slop so much it's unreal.

So is it over for spirit?

REMINDER:
We've topped its your boyfriends turn.

>>56612158
Were people really gambling on Nog Air?

I maded a close the fuckin door webm with sound, where post?

>>56612159
nice balls bro, I bet your sister loves them

>>56612166
We're gambling on a Reaganite boomer judge telling Biden's DoJ to fuck itself, thereby turning JBLU into bagholders.

And guess what the odds are there: https://twitter.com/David_Slotnick/status/1722674656086290542

Lmao who let this african get the mic?

>>56612176
/wsg/ usually has an ongoing thread for other boards: >>>/wsg/5321149

You can then directly link the webm or your post over there: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1699553173438633.webm

>>56612183
Fuck Jetblue as well. Anyway, I realized it should be Nig Air because of how it sounds.

>>56612176
wsg, there's usually a thread for webms with sound for other boards

>>56612201
>OH DIOS MIO

it's over. This is the big one

>>56612214
A decade of interest rates never dropping.

>>56612214

>>56612193
>>56612206
>work safe
It says fuckin tho

Yeah, I'm gonna say that was Distribution anons

>>56612223
It just means non-coomer shit.

>>56612158
idk if its over my friend but it certainly isn't looking promising. Always the chance they get a good ruling but the courtroom is a pharisee olympic spectacle.

>>56612180
Our board may have been doin too much coomin I think. After incest is bdsm, sadism, and then trannydom.

Go short. You are not too late. They gave you the relief rally, they shook out all the weak handed shorts. Nothing has changed. All of you argue for "oh, I don't want to short yet, because it could keep going up - I'll wait for the trend to break, then I'll go short" - then when it happens, you make excuses. Please stop buying the top and shorting the bottom. The bond bear market is not over.

>>56612220
lmao imagine this: a whole generation of financial assholes trained on and knowing but ZIRP, the next only knowing """high""" and static rates.

What are some good stonks for me to purchase?

Sell.

Airlines M&A and negative shareholder return
name a more iconic trio

Good job Bobos...
Guess I'm eating the cheap ramen today...

>>56612158
Probably. I'm not sure I'll ever financially recover from this.

Uh.... bankbros??
https://x.com/QudsNen/status/1722626301910196587

THA CLOSE THA FUCKIN DOOR WEBM

>>>/gif/26191282

>>56612223
Men can be women and dogs now anon. The president probably banged his grand daughter. His son Certainly did. Fuck is the least of your worries.

>>56612264
I expected something a bit more dramatic, instead it sounds like a hot mic moment.

>>56612252
Buddy, I'm not seeing shit. All I've bought today are inverse ETFs and puts.

>>56612264
OK, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAANNK YOU.

>>56612267
>Men can be women and dogs now anon.
Fuck, thanks for the reminder.

>>56612289
same. this guy's cum as a coolcumber

>>56612253
>markets tomorrow
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1699277847779122.webm

>>56612260
why is it only libtards that take any social action in the US

>>56612302
Wait, didn't they tell you to hide this shit back in the day because of "leverage points" on a person and opsec and whatnot?

i have been financially sacrificed to the Golden Throne

>>56612223
then /gif/
jfc

>>56612302
>fags sign up to die for Israel.
It makes perfect sense to me really.

>>56612302
Anyone who has a furry mask on has been molested. Any woman you find as a stripper or prostitute has been molested. Most people you see are or have been perpetrated/rs of sexual abuse. It’s no fucking wonder society is the way it Eoical records of human trafficking and child grooming. I, glad I am making money off the collapse of this shit system.

>>56612315
The last time people on the right did anything everyone who looked in the general direction got thrown in jail.
It's a banana republic.

>>56612317
Yeah, I wanted to avoid going to /gif/ at all but just said fuck it >>56612264

>>56612302

>>56612315
Libtards are cringe in a based way, conservacucks are (at best) based in a cringe way.

oh no no soxl sisters we were supposed to go over 20 again this week

>>56612328
why are only libtards unafraid of being thrown in jail for what they believe in?

>>56612245
seems desperate

>>56612264
>a BBC post died for this
honestly doing the lords work anon, shame the jannie who posted the bbc is going to three-day ban you for "off-topic"

>>56612347
Mentally I’ll people don’t plan ahead or think about the consequences of their actions

>>56612245
this same exact style of rally happened before the 1987 crash, before the 1929 crash
the dynamic behind this is that MM underwater on short positioning needs a bail out, wants to rally the market to crush the shorts that are open - they also want to sell any long exposure they have at higher than it is currently; rally markets, sell into it - decrease long delta exposure - go short themselves
they're able to accomplish 3 things
>crush their short puts
>exit their longs for higher
>enter shorts themselves at higher entry
it is happening now, again
>history rhymes

>>56612347
Because they rarely actually do get thrown in jail.

>>56612357
Also they tend to be outsiders who do legitimately want to tear everything down. People on the Right only threaten to tear things down because they actually value them.

>>56612316
>Biden champions pedo acceptance to nullify all blackmail
Well, I've heard crazier theories.

>>56612372
That's 4D chess, Jack!

>>56612347
Because they have networks of DAs and other lawyers who train and defend them.

So what did Jerome actually say today? I'm thinking of buying some 1dte puts, is this a good investment?

>>56612372
It would never work, but drowning men need something to latch onto.

>>56612394
He said close the fucking door.

>>56612347
When the state, which happens to be one of the most powerful empires in history, has your back, why worry?

>>56612357
>>56612387
WRONG

>>56612353
correct

>>56612335
>>56612369
acceptable takes

>>56612394
>We're working to get inflation to 2%...
>Close the fucking door.

>>56612394
>So what did Jerome actually say today?
Nothing we haven't heard a thousand times already. Well, aside from using obscenity against a climate protestor bitch.

>>56612357
Many such cases.

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/chinas-largest-bank-icbc-hit-by-ransomware-software-ft-2023-11-09/

I held my coop put through the day. It rallied but still feel like it will fall again since even a week later they haven't unlocked all systems

>>56612416
Bloomberg talked about that earlier and said it might have fucked with the bond auction.

>>56612397
>He said close the fucking door.
>>56612408
>Close the fucking door.
Oh fuck, no wonder it was so cold in here

>>56612416
>>56612437
Ah, the article states as much (I'd only read the link).

>>56612416
>HODL mode activated
>For treasury trades
wew lad

>>56612445
They're letting all the warm money out.

>>56612416
War is fuckin gay now.

HE FUCKING SAID FUCKING CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR MOTHERFUCKER

>>56612467
>mu~muuuuus
>come out to plaaaay~yyaaaaa

>>56612400
No clue jidf guy.

I've rolled my puts so far down and so far out taking profit.
Stuff never pumps high enough for me to buy back in earlier though.

Holding my 433 puts overnight. Fuck it.

>>56612484
This was for>>56612347
Firefox was being shitty.

HOOD gettin' fucked right before they are about to open their platform to the first Euroqueers.

>>56612490
Friday will rally to rape put buyers

>>56612500
Nice going, retard. You're making the rest of us antisemites look bad.

>>56612528
Oh fuck I've BEEN IN some of those buildings!

>>56612509
Good, bucketshops can close and leave the brokering to the real brokers.

Bobobros...Powell saved my ass. I was able to profit off my spread expiring tomorrow after all these 9 green days in a row scaring me lmao

>>56612526
cope

DING IDNG DING DING DIGN DING

>>56612526
You should be thanking me. I close, she dumps.

>>56612546
-2.30%

>>56612490
nice i closed my 435P way way too early. Close that shit before lunch

>>56612535
I transferred through Washington-Dulles one time and it was webm related.

I managed to short EURUSD this morning also

>>56612546
-0.83%

ASTR destroyed faggot penny bears

>>56612546
Average day as a Spirit Airlines investor.

>>56612555
Digits confirm.

>>56612546
+0.4%
Wooh!

>>56612568
>investor

>>56612546
fuck this gay earth

>>56612584
bagholder?

TGT calls for earnings? Have a feeling they might beat, since expectations are low.

>>56612546
I wouldn't even know since schwab fucked up some of the cost basis's.

>>56612546
>-2.16% after daily inflation

>>56611975
I've honestly never been more bullish.. with asset prices like this, they only get more expensive

>>56612606
I miss TD Ameritrade so much bros. Schwab UI sucks

>>56612555
Why do you think that? I’m guessing we have a bit more small pullback before more gains

>>56612618
Yeah I fucking hate it.

>>56612568
i have bought one call on spirit in solidarity with you brother

>>56612546
-2.4%
its over

>>56612618
they haven't kicked me off yet, idk what is going on anymore.

>>56612618
All good things inevitably end.

>>56612546
-0.83%
now waiting on the earnings for a company im invested in

>>56612546
>0.02%
hedged yesterday

>>56612560
Ooh, I get to buy a couple puts tomorrow to run the SPCE and MNTS playbook again.

>>56612546
got raped by the 30y auction algo, worst trade i've done in weeks

sizing and cutting early kept me to -1.2% at least but i made so many mistakes

>PLUG
AAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>56612437
>said it might have fucked with the bond auction
Is this how they're trying to cope with the auction results?

i don't understand why you guys caution yourselves like this.. this is the american stock market.. it will not be permitted, to fall.. it will never fall, ever.. why? because it simply won't be allowed.. the markets will be closed, and remain closed until such time as your securities are returned to their prior noted valuations, in whatever terms apply, the new dollar, perhaps.. the whole thing around which the market revolves, could collapse.. but shares of stock in large companies will simply be marked to the new market, which will be your prior statement balance.. there is no possible way to lose, you only gain.

>BIGBEAR.AI on Bloomberg
>woman with mohawk

made 20 dollars profit today
i'm so back

Wow lmfao one day of red after 8 days of green, with the red being because of absolute nothingburger reasons like MUH BOND AUCTION and Powell quite literally saying nothing the market hadn't known about for a week, and bears are back unironically talking about crashing like the 80s.

Just lmao.

>>56612712
How's that a surprise? SMR cratered 32%, why would any other zero-revenue energy scam company do well?

Please end this fucking company

Moshe thank you for arranging the PYPL dump please proceed with it, a new 52week low will be much apprecated.

>>56612754
I should have sold when it was at 30 last year, I sold only half like a retard.

>>56612546
Where is the loli asking me how I did? Did the bear eat her?

>>56612546
-.77%

just close the fucking door

>>56612827
Wow a billionaire dumped $10M worth of stock must be bearish for the markets.

>mfw someone opens a door near me

>>56612827
Looks like theyve been dumping them all year.
http://openinsider.com/search?q=blk

I sold, everything. I hope the markets crash and rates go full Volker tier

just how hard is it to not let community college dropouts activists disrupt your event?

>>56612618
Same. You can use the thinkorswim mobile app still which is ok and may be better once I get used to it.
I also still use the old TD app to look at charts and data but just can't trade from it.

>>56612862
>“just close the fucking door”

Fucking hell, why didn't I close my puts?
I forgot to check the time, was 70% up

I'm never opening a door ever again...

>>56612915
Logging into ToS with my Schwab credentials, everything's the same except some of the stuff on the login page is blue instead of green. It's the same app.

>>56612893
They're like Jigsaw, technically they haven't done any crime. At least until they disrupt the event.

The moment TUP gets any real volume is the moment it moonshots

>>56612618
Yeah scheab sucks, I just sold all my stocks and cashes out, might keep the Roth I'm schwab cause I never do anything with jt or care about the fluctuations

>>56612953
Anon, you had the moonshot in July. With volume. That was it.

Go home.

>>56612918
Lum's double fangs are so neat.

>>56612546
+0.66%

>>56612968
I played TUP in july and now its time to come back for another round.

>>56612618
>>56612644
>>56612915
Will TD Ameritard users leave Schwab for other brokerages?

>>56612918
ok i shut it

>>56612972
Her fangs, pointy ears and horns are her best features.

>JUST CLOSE THIS FUCKING DOOR
>CLOSE THE DOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-01raXueLQ

stumbled upon some random yt trading channel. videos are hilarious not even sure if they are a supposed a joke or not. comment section seem to think it's 'good stuff'' :)

>>56612862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxQnWJGvpI

>"protestors" can just waltz right into a meeting starring Jerome Powell the literal head of the most evil industry in the United States and quite literally the REAL president of America
>they do nothing but hoot and holler and let him run away
Literally a breath away and they could've just shot him right there and instead they let the little shit get away bunch of paid pussies

>>56612958
this is gonna sound retarded but if you just buy and hold in a roth you might consider transferring it to robinhood because they have a 1% immediate bonus right now for transfers as long as you keep it in the account for a year or two (i forget exactly how long)

Why do my VEU calls moon during jew hours but tank during goyim hours?

>>56613084
if they killed him we'd get a dovish chairman and then more CO2 would be burned from the rate cuts fostering increased economic activity

>>56613061
smg actually already has a proprietary algo, its current up 4000%

>>56613071
fuck yeah, the BASEDment Tapes

The markets are red
For no actual reason
Soon it will be
Bear hunting season

>>56613037
Lael can you shut the fucking DOOOOOOOOOR

How is everyone's portfolio doing? I see Bidenomics really kicked into action at the end of the day.

>>56613106
Can we get an AI image with JPow that looks just like the screencap of Tony shouting this

>>56613103
>No mention of childhood trauma
>No mention of homosexuality
>No mention of losing lifesavings.
>Different frog image.
Yeah I'm thinking this cannot be poem anon and you're an imposter.

>>56613096
I'm pretty sure it's only Dylan and Garth Hudson in the running for the tontine at this point.

>>56613071
>>56613096

nice, weird I randomly listened to Real Live during power hour today.

>>56613071
Bob Dylan should be the new Fed President

>>56613090
>if they killed him we'd get a dovish chairman
Stop memeing the Krugman timeline. I'm warning you.

>>56612862
https://youtu.be/zgN93sItqPE?si=ghPM6pqSUTgPEaER

>>56613084
Why hurt JPOW? You know biden would pick some black woman who would fuck things up worse than detroit right?

>>56612385
Dons playing 5d jack, Chess!

>>56613122
I cannot authenticate a poem anon post unless it is accompanied with a Rainier image.

>>56613122
I already posted in this thread >>56612136

>>56613111
Was able to close my spreads and make 600$ today

>>56613088
Depends how your broker displays the pricing. During regular hours they might display a midpoint between the bid and the ask, but once the market closes they reset to the last price (which may be quite different).

I mean, that's assuming VEU itself is crabbing and you're not asking about that.

>>56613143
Well, he's Jewish; so he'd be a shoo in.

>>56612445
Nothing is a coincidence.

>>56613111
Wales are slurping Google puts again. My portfolio jumped way up right at the end because of that.

>>56613126
Yep, though Dylan sold his catalog for I think around 300 mil not too long ago and has a heck of a non-music business going too so he pretty much wins on the investment point regardless of life/death.

Jerome kept the door open for more rate hikes

>>56613161
Kek based.
>>56613162
I was pumping iron didn't read thru.
>>56612136
That hits close to home.

>>56612827
He’s gotta bail some liberals of jail

>ray dalio is fucked
>jeets btfo

>>56613111
they didn't shut the door soon enough, rocker
brokerage at 29190(-2.34%,$699), overall 231k but that includes retirement and other bs

>>56613141
Welp, closing my Bloomberg TV tab now, and heading to YouTube. Might even listen to Down in the Groove after Real Live, make it an underrated listening session.

For any anons holding MARA or COIN
Won't bitcoin ETF cause massive drains from these bitcoin price proxies?

>>56613164
>>56613183
Yeah it's starting to look like bobo's will inherit the earth, but what will be left after Biden glasses the economy to save Israel?

>>56613144
>fuck your puts
>fuck your calls
>I'll kick you in the fucking balls
>fuck your score
>fuck your whore
>I'll close the fucking door
>no more calls
>no more puts
>the market is now kaputt
>fuck your war
>fuck your store
>there's no exit anymore

What the fuck is this close the door meme? What did I miss?

>>56613288
see
>>56612002

>>56613288
jpow kicked out climate protesters from conference room and said “close the fucking door”

>>56613288
Some climate change roastie crashed the meeting at the end Jerome Powell still had his mic on and walked out and said audibly annoyed "close the fucking door" live on audio while meeting and stream were wrapping up.

>>56613300
Fucking kek! Jerome is reaching based levels once thought impossible.

>>56613241
What did GLD do to gold mining and gold dealer stocks?

>>56613300
>>56613304
>>56613313
Kek what a clown show.

>>56613279

Why was the mainstream media so wrong about meta

>>56613341
Metaverse was a total flop and was generating a lot of attention, but people seemingly forgot that facebook was still generating a lot of money

>>56613332
>tfw she will never look at you like that

>>56613341
Cramer curse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABumCBBB6Xo

>>56613341
we are living in the post-gamestop era where stocks are glorified ponzi schemes with no intrinsic value to the product it represents

>>56613341
it's almost as if it's on purpose... isn't it? but it couldn't be? could it?

>>56613445
stocks have always been this way but it keeps getting worse, much worse

>>56613459
Hey, if you could cease your pattern recognition we won't have to do anything drastic.

>>56613358
OK this is probibly an unpopular but on what I have seen with the progress made on meta I do eventually think it will become a thing. I don't know if meta will pull it off but the concept is definitely there and it's hard to see when exactly and how it will start to really creep into our lives.

>>56612594
Market was only green 9 days in a row faggot

>>56613476
zucc's fucc and succ

>>56613341
Something something market bottoms on bad "news".

>>56613084
The fed is based, it's Congress that is evil and retarded. The fed should have more power not less, they should be in charge of fiscal policy as well as monetary policy.

ive been losing money 2 years now.

feels bad man

>>56613526
How?

>>56613445
Really, Gamestop is a pretty bad example of this though. They topped out at $20B which is nothing. They have outsized attention being given to them.

>>56613526
>2 years now

>>56613544
They are the best example, because a company that useless should have a stock of zero. It is a testament to the totally fraudulent economy we are in. If Blockbuster had gone bankrupt in this era they would still exist as another zombie company, solely for the purpose of money laundering and gambling.

>>56613526
Anon, some people in this thread have never even had money

>>56612672
you're better off selling 2.5c for Dec and Jan

>>56613183
Damn fucking Welsh shorting our market!

>zuck selling
>dimon selling
>jensen selling
>now fink selling
they're literally spelling it out for you retards just like the Fed did in 2021
but you won't listen anyway

Lol look at SOXX right now. 2.62% jump after hours, is there some reason?? Obviously someone's buying

It's over.

Another day. Thought about it more last night and early this morning. History/law is on the side of JBlu and SAVE. So I ended up bagging 1500 shares of SAVE. @ 10.08 a pop. Deal terms means once they kick the govt lawyers in the ass I'd get 31 a share. Equals out to me getting a sack with $46,500 in it. Also the IRS released updated tax bracket tables for the upcoming tax season. The brackets/standard deduction has been jacked some. All in all it means the tax hit on my sackful of money won't be to bad. (Also bagged a few JBlu shares for shats and giggles)

>>56613602
The reason was this dump was fake and gay

>>56613558
You are better off not letting emotions drive your investment thesis, look at cold numbers and don't waste opportunity cost or even just straight up losing your shirt shorting beaten down stocks in a crowded trade (which I assume you're doing). When you start bringing up moral arguments in a trade you need to reevaluate what you're doing.

>>56613358
>>56613370
>>56613445
>>56613472
You guys are unironically retarded. You seriously don't understand mainstream fud? It's basically whoever has the most money and owns the most media outlets gets to shit all over the companies they don't like and stir up retail idiots. There's probably only like a dozen people influencing everything. Also, I don't give a shit about Meta but even I can see the progress on Metaverse. Their primary business has always been datamining though.

>>56613615
Oh 100% but I don't see any of the underlying tickers jumping that much after hours. Aren't they "supposed to" move first, then SOXX? And so far SOXL isn't following

>>56613650
>even I can see the progress on Metaverse.
The tech bull thesis everyone.

>>56613541
dunno im dumb

>>56613549
ill try harder next year

>>56613567
sounds like me.

>>56613650
they lose far too much money on it every quarter, the stock would have been so much better without that stupid metaverse switch

>>56613671
It was a sardonic joke suggesting 2 years is rookie numbers for losing money.

>>56613610
Divvy Boomer curse.

>>56613649
It's not emotional, they asked a question and I answered. Why is metaverse stock going up? Because it's a ponzi scheme, like all American stocks and cryptocurrency.

>>56613650
Looks like a chart error, it has an AH ask of 475.18 on TOS

>>56613610
The deal will be $29.85, although for shareholders today it's still $30.
Lot of people out there spreading false numbers because no one actually reads the real filings. Spirit has been receiving a 10 cent monthly dividend pre-payment of the break fee from Jetblue. Caps out in December but there's no way the deal closes before then. They'll keep paying 10 cents monthly past that point if it takes longer, but those extra payments are free compensation for delayed closing.

>>56613705
not "metaverse". META. advertising is a real business and people's data costs real money.

>JEROME CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOR

Jerome's Door Shut n Fuck formerly Sneed's

WHOOOOO

>At the next FOMC press conference
>"So does that mean you're not leaving the door open for further raises?"
>mfw

>DXY up
>stocks down
>crypto up

Good or bad?

>>56613725
Still 29.85 or 30, that's a nice profit for doing nothing but waiting a bit over a month. I read the judge wants to get it done before Christmas. So if that happens January or February they'll close on it. Works out good for me. Zero interest period on my credit card runs out in February. Be nice to make my last/final payment in full right before they can stick me with any interest.

>>56613341
zoom out

>>56613796
fuck I wanna unload a McMahon size load of shares one day

>>56611975
>gme
kek baggies

Quick question:
How does the number of Apu images one has saved on their hard drive correlate with investing performance?

>>56613866
Correlation of 1

>>56613866
I'm down $5k this year alone

>OH NO DID YOU SEE THOSE HECKIN BAD PLUG EARNINGS EVERYBODY KNEW WERE GOING TO BE BAD SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
LMAO now's the perfect time to SLURP. The western governments are hellbent on using hydrogen and PLUG will play a part in it. You can't convince me otherwise.

>>56613866
I'm up +500% this year and I have about 500 Apus saved

Something just went horribly wrong with my AI Lum creating.
This can only mean one thing. Don't come to the market tomorrow

>>56613964
Damn, have 768 Apus and I'm only up $40k this year (way less than 768%)
Maybe I have the wrong Apus saved...

>>56612753
>>56613103
>>56613602
>>56613650
The US government is broke, and its military is a rusting relic from 40 years ago that it can't afford anymore.

>>56613866
I heard buffet has thousands of apus on his hard drive

>>56613993
You need high performance Apus

>>56613950
This isn't a bullrun, there's nothing to fuel it.

>>56613579
I sold today

>>56613950
H2 is ded as far as the auto market is concerned. forklift fleets are PLUGs main customer now.

Golden Crab week is it finally over

>>56614105
Same
Well.. my stop loss triggered during the megadump

>stuttered on a work call today and almost froze up
I hate my brain

Praise the Golden Crab

CRABCEPTION

>>56613502
There are only 3 types of candles inside, outside(up or down) and broadening higher and lower than the previous range. Higher action despite closing below that daily high is an outside (up or down) bar.

>>56614105
>>56614121
same
probably gonna just buy back in by the middle of next week lmao

Ttd bros.. Wtfwt

>>56612546
>.10% because of a cash deposit
>-.30% in securities

I'll take it

>>56613370
>Sandburg

We can definitely recover tomorrow!
I'm still betting on MSFT hitting ath by eom
https://youtu.be/ufc7qnbKbCQ

>browses a business and finance board
>holds shares in companies that gave in to unions

Reminder that companies that don't fall for union government cronies make profit simple as. Are there unions at microsoft or apple? Nope.

>>56614259
Some of AAPL's retail locations have successfully unionized actually

>>56613866
I have 0 and my portfolio is up 1.7% ytd.

>>56614007
>>>/pol/
or maybe reddit idk

>>56613742
A daring synthesis

>>56614272
Didn't apple shut those down?

>>56614281
Mike Johnson is defunding you next, glownigger.

>>56613816
Crypto isn't up on fundamental factors so you can boot that from the list.

>DXY up
>Stocks down
All is right with the world.

>>56613950
>The western governments are hellbent on using hydrogen
Not when they need every ounce of inflation from printed dollars to go towards defending their homeland (Israel). Green energy retardation has to take a back seat until either Gaza or Jerusalem are smoking craters.

I have such an urge to be mean rn

>>56614217
Sold off when analysts realized it is not, despite the name, a broker like IBKR or HOOD.

>>56614325
How is it fucking possible that you show back up on the one red day after a week of green? Go the fuck away, /smg/ has been so much better for the last week without a bunch of permadoomer idiots shitting every single thread up.

>>56614324
Nope, there's only two or three, but they're still up and running. Apple doesn't have enough locations that they can just shut one down.

>>56614368
>muh good vibes

>>56612296
He sounded like a bitch when he said this

>>56614356
Be mean to mortgage baggies. Fuck them boomers. Going to try and get a court order to force my family to comply with a fsbo they made

>>56612357
I'd like to see them get treated like J6ers for a week

>>56614408
That's your single post contribution to the thread? I don't think I'm the only one here who noticed the difference without the constant doom posting

>>56614419
Be nice to your family when you can anon
Not judging since I don't know your situation
Good luck and good vibes. I like to go to the park and watch squirrels when I get upset

Thinking about investing in hot dogs

Dead threads dead! This might be the last /smg/ for real!
>I can only hope

>>56614436
I think you don’t like the truth fren

>>56614467
>This might be the last /smg/ for real!
Don't get your hopes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

Oil has finally found support right?
Don't answer that. I know the answer.

>>56614368
>>56614436
You sit on an empire of lies.

>>56614494
https://youtu.be/242H7F8DKHA?feature=shared

just invested in a jimmy johns bootlegger
i give it a 6/10
dall-e 2 has become evil from my constant need for it to generate new and better Lums
If this is how skynet starts, I'm not sorry

>>56614439
They aren't my direct family. They are on my mothers side and they have never treated my dad like family. Boomer uncle is backing out on a deal his lawyer fucked up and is now refusing to speak to me. So now I wait for a partition suit to be filed and then I get a lawyer to attempt to enforce contract. Then going to sink him with lawyer fees if successful so ultimately he might end up owing money. He wasnt supposed to get anything to begin with.

>BREAKING: The Bank of Israel estimates the war is costing the economy around $600 million a week
Why aren't *you* short EIS?

>>56614544
they mean it costs the US taxpayer $600 million a week

>>56614559
That means it costs whites 100 billion a week which means whites are happy to pay 200 billion

Bought at end of day. Tomorrow up or down?

>>56614544

Bake. Now.

>>56614281
He’s not wrong though. Demographics is destiny. Look at how muttified USA is.

>>56614602
this bread easily has another 6 hours of useful life. No need to waste flour

>>56614602
>>56614613
I'm long wheat. It's in my financial interest to bake. One sec.

>>56614565
300 billion still sounds pretty low for helping out greatest ally

>>56614629
600 billion is my final offer I will accept paying no less.

>>56614627
How you holding up after wheat contracts largest drop in history?

>>56614602
how many shares of SOXL do you own?

>>56614647
>>56614647
>>56614647

>>56614259
I'm not convinced unions actually do that much either way when you zoom out except suck up union dues.
It feels a lot like the dividend vs buyback debate.

>>56612602
I think guidance will slay everyone (most). Earnings may bear but the next definitely won’t.

>>56614259
companies that are scared of unions are companies that are run by pedos

>>56612002
>Just close the fuckin door
Based