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Do you even know what this coin you keep shilling does?

>> No.56599834

number go up. nothing else matters

>> No.56599836

>>56599828
CUBES

>> No.56599837

>>56599828
makes us really fuggin rich

>> No.56599842

>>56599828
It uses oracles to parse different blockchains together through JSON or something like that

>> No.56599844
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>>56599828
I think it has something to do with a guy named Jason and coffee.

>> No.56599850

>>56599828
It chains links, retard

>> No.56599856

>>56599828
Universal gas token.

>> No.56599863
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>>56599828
it solves the lambo problem

>> No.56599879

its what /biz/ craves

>> No.56599890

>>56599828
dont care just got my stack and thats what matters. why are you so worried about others knowledge of the token? strange behavior

>> No.56599904

>>56599828
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking no linkers when will.they learn

>> No.56599926

>>56599828
*Ahem* it’s a token not a coin

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>>56599828
yes it makes me rich

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>>56599828
It makes me smile.

>> No.56599933

>>56599879
it's got like smart contracts and stuff

>> No.56599941

>>56599828
yes, since 2018: it solves the oracle problem

>> No.56599943

>>56599828
It's not a coin for one thing.

>> No.56599959

>>56599828
yeah most of us do. when you're obsessed with something for 6-7 years you learn a thing or two.

>> No.56599976

>>56599828
It's an API that brings off chain data on chain, with a penal and reward system for the stakeholders who provide the data. In addition it can be used as an inter-chain API, bringing data from one chain onto another.

>> No.56600014

>>56599976
It's JSON parser, retard.

>> No.56600035

>>56599976
>>56600014
Nobody understand what you’re talking about, virgins. Anyone with a developed jawline would slap both of you

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>>56599828
I do and I spent years sharing info about it

>> No.56600138

>>56599828
powers the planet

>> No.56600222

>>56599828
it makes sure the price of bigmacs is accurate or some shit.

I dunno I just bought a bunch because some tripfag named assblaster told me I could scalp them to banks in 10 years

>> No.56600256

I have been holding a few hundred LINK since it was 0.8 dollars and I still have no idea. I regret selling and not buying more earlier.

>> No.56600273

>>56599828
Do you?

>> No.56600299

It funds the operation of a Cayman Islands company that generates several dollars per day in CCIP revenue.

>> No.56600356

>>56599828
It goes up in price. It makes panties disentegrate. It makes your dick bigger.

>> No.56600359

>>56599828
Token is needed yes?

>> No.56600373

>>56600359
no not at all. But yes, but no. Really no, but yes.

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It causes fear, paranoia, suspicion, and desperation and in the end it will punish anyone who isn't retarded.

>> No.56600394

>>56599828
It links

>> No.56600400

>>56599828
SEETHE AND COPE MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAD 6 YEARS

THIS COIN ACTUALLY ENABLES BLOCKCHAIN FOR REAL USE CASES BEYOND MAKING YOUR ETH FAGGOT OVERLORDS RICH

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>>56599959
i've been holding for years and I don't have the slightest idea

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It sneeds my feed and seed

>> No.56601841

>>56599828
We're the only people who do know what it does.

>> No.56601861

>>56599828
It links things together

>> No.56601962

>>56599828
Saturn black cube death cult. Why you think we all bought 100k at $0.10?

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>>56599828
links chains dum dum

>> No.56602059

>>56599828
No but SWIFT does