/biz/ - Business & Finance

How? All he has to do is access his wallet with 1 million BTC in it and sell a couple. How could this happen?!?!?!

>>56594996
dat pesky pineapple struck again
>#SatoshiStrikesOut

>>56594996
the bonded courier had his keys but then a wifi pineapple hacking attack stole them again

>>56594996
oh its actually funny than that screenshot says.
creg actually sent a photo of a phony check to the judge and claimed he "mailed it".

>>56595995
>bouncing checks on a Judge
the man's irrepressible

>>56594877
>>56594996
>>56595923
>>56595992
>>56595995
Somebody once told me a courier attorney
Was bringing me to keys to my Tulips
But oh no! The coins were hacked
But the hackers were so slack
That they didn't even move one spondulick

Well
The lawsuits filing and they don't stop filing
Patent troll style, but you'll be the one smiling
When I get my ass handed to me
Even the judge knows I don't have the keys

So much to sue, don't mess with me
So what's wrong with pretending I'm Satoshi?
David Klein might best me with the law
But contempt of court is preferable to fraud

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>>56594877
jesus christ your deep faggot, go outside

>>56596125
Henlo, Creg

Have you ever seen Jews and their hired Indian shills kvetch more than how they kvetch at bsv threads ?

>>56596125
>>56596475
Craig is living rent free in their heads. It's pretty pathetic.

>>56596475
Craig tried to get the court to backdoor bitcoin and essentially give the entire network to him, under the fraudulent pretense that he was Satoshi and he lost his keys to bluetooth coconut. Crypto people tend not to like that type of stuff.

>>56596475
that's gold coming from you
calvin is a literal democrat and here you are trying to play the kike-hater card to gain some points on 4chan
you're behaving exactly like a jew, playing both sides and self-destructing along the way
you are essentially a jew

>>56595995
Aussie shit posting at its finest, makes me proud really.

There's nothing here that says whether he did or didn't pay the 250k.

I guess we'll find out in a week if the claim gets struck out.

>>56594996
because he aint satoshi

>>56594996

>>56596925
there would be a corresponding case filing:
>payment receipt (unlikely here)
>'checks in the mail Judge!' (in which case, still need cleared payment for the 7-day deadline)
>'pls more time to pay' (theres another £300k due next week - 'No.')
should soon find out what, if anything, was/is filed by today

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>>56594996
He got hacked by a pineapple or something

>>56597858
this must be advanced level bait....

>>56595923
>>56595992
>>56598005
How did the WiFi Pineapple thing become a meme? Is it ironic or do /biztards geuininely not know what a WiFi Pineapple is?

posting this a whole year now

>>56597858
Does BSV even have the non-washtrading liquidity to absorb a 250k dump?

>>56598131
>implying an ordinary pineapple could defeat Cyber Security Expert PhD MSc Etc Dr creg
this tropical tealeaf knocked out three (different..) video security systems areawide, snuck into his house, hid behind his TV, altered a few word docs then made off with US$70 billion worth of keys, by methods as yet unknown to forensic computer science*
and thats meme-worthy.
>*as sworn under oath

>>56598131
It just sounds funny and he is full of shit anyway

>>56598330
That is one talented Pineapple. I wonder what agency or government the pineapple works for? Maybe this was just a solo mission and thats why nobody can find the pineapple now. took the money and went into hiding

>>56598131
His story is ridiculous. He said that some group of hackers physically broke into his house, and while Craig was sleeping managed to fit an entire wifi pineapple in his ass long enough for them to delete the keys rather than just stealing them.

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>>56598131
This device was allegedly discovered in Craig's living room sex toy cabinet on the morning his bitcoins were sold into slavery.

>>56598131
His claim on slack...

>>56598400
>delete the keys
hes also claimed at various stages '1Feex' was/is a paper wallet. Must have been a laser-warfare equipped pineapple, with a good aim.

>>56598482
>adt enters the chat

>>56598482
And remember, there are people irl taha unironically believe anything this guys says....

>>56598526
I've never seen this one before. FUCKING CLASSIC.

Dude just gets absolutely styled on everytime he fucking opens his mouth. Awesome!

>>56598526
That's fantastic lmfao

>>56598482
hate it when that happens
>>56598526
I think someone also checked with the polis, who, surprise surprise, had never heard of the alleged incident wither, but they were all obv. in on it.

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>>56598557
>creg furiously backpedals

Not only did he invent bitcoin but also a pineapple with wifi capabilities and extreme serial forgery.

For a fraudster tho are there any qualities he possesses that admirable?

IE having the balls to go fuck it I’ll just try to fool the planet who cares about the consequences?

I mean assuming he isn’t mad isn’t that cool?

>>56598767
he was never a man to let contradictions, minor discrepancies or gaping fucking holes get in the way of a good explanation. Regardless how blatant the bullshit, was always 'Furthur!' with creg. Till he ran out of road, still full of shit until the death

>>56598631
People bought shitcoins from this man...
People still hold shitcoins they bought from this man...
People still make threads on /biz/ trying to shill this man's shitcoins...

Are we sure his name is even Craig at this point? If the man said it was cold in Alaska, I'd have to assume the world filled off axis before I could believe that was true.

Ah... lol. Crypto!

>>56598767
he has infinite funding from calvin, it's easier to play troll when your daddy is paying all the bills

>>56599194
Daddys not playing ball no more - creg was booted from nChain and Calvin pulled his legal funding backing:
>"Its clear that once you lose you will need me more than ever.. I will be the only one standing between your family and the soup kitchen.. I expect all the lawyers to bail once they know I am out. The lawyers all dropping you because you ran out of funding is the best case scenario that I can see.."
- alleged Calvin email to creg, 23rd September
the story of creg has come full circle

>>56599384
>alleged
There was a Twitter post from around that time also of him telling creg that he wasn't funding his court cases any more, it was legit.

this thread is pure kino