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>> No.56596117

>>56596110
woman

>> No.56596123
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It's over.

>> No.56596137

>>56596110
They called him Hoover because he liked to suck on some ding dongs lmao rekt

>> No.56596142
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OIL

>> No.56596148

>>56596124
>zoom out
>on a leveraged etf
...No? Just in general you disingenuous faggot. But also sure, be my guest and check on the all-time performance of SOXL

Also
>coulda
Yeah, my Big Retard Trader alarm is going wild right now

>>56596116
Sure, I expect it. I just don't think we're going to get the catastrophe that retail bears are slobbering for.

>> No.56596155
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Bonds

>> No.56596157

>us plane shot down over yemen
>spy acting like the us plane getting shot down over yemen

uh oh...

>> No.56596158
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56596158

YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YOU YOU PUSH IT
YOU YOU PUSH IT
YOU YOU PUSH IT

>> No.56596166
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Just how disastrous would the bond sale need to be to get us a crash? How would it have to turn out?

Entertain me... I have $9k in puts at SPY 428 expiring next week.

>> No.56596167

tell me what to but to get rich i'm down 130k i have 1200 bucks left

>> No.56596169

>he baked

>> No.56596170
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>>56595964
It was satire (mostly)

>> No.56596172
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I'm buying g GUSH

>> No.56596178
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>>56596110
Theres no volume, Id bet my right nut we bounce and close green

>> No.56596179

>>56596167
Stop trading and focus on your job and save money

>> No.56596180
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>>56596158

>> No.56596184

>crash
few understand this

>> No.56596193

>>56596180
>this dude pushed too much SOXL heroin into his veins and OD'ed

>> No.56596197
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>>56596166
just has to miss by like .1 we're looking for low demand and an over supply from yellen.

>> No.56596205

>>56596179
>job
lol
lmao even

>> No.56596210
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56596210

Reminder J Edgar Hoover was a tranny.

>> No.56596214

MY RUSSELL HAS BEEN JIMMIED

>> No.56596218

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/hGRqnNEOpe0?si=f3JsmnOjQuyaXhFL

>> No.56596220

>>56596167
Buy 0dte puts atm for the next 3 days straight. Roll it all back in each day.

>> No.56596222

>>56596167
You literally only need one 100x to recoup your losses. Just stalk /biz/ for early smallcap shitcoin calls and go all in.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for this anon's suicide.

>> No.56596225

>>56596205
Get a job then you bumb

>> No.56596226

>currents

>> No.56596227
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>>56596214

>> No.56596245

>oil at $75
How the fuck is it this low

>> No.56596255

>>56596245
you do know how much oil america exports nowadays?

>> No.56596265

>>56596222
i'm all in HUT leaps

>> No.56596276

>>56596245
Paper market, my guess it won't last more than a month.

>> No.56596283

A 10 YEAR AUCTION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>> No.56596297
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UH OH
STINKY

>> No.56596311

>>56596157
It's a drone, completely irrelevant: https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1722297933909868949

>> No.56596312

Wait why are the markets dumping? I thought this was the Christmas rally WTF

im losing thousands of dollars

>> No.56596333
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56596333

10y auction was inline continue line go up for today.

>> No.56596338

>>56596218
Guys, let's tone down the sister fucking (unless she's hot).

>> No.56596341
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>>56596312
Listen, the only thing longer than my portfolio is my dick, but everyone needs to stop making Christmas happen before Thanksgiving.

>> No.56596345

>>56596227
RUSTLE ME UP! RUSTLE ME UP INSIDE, CAN'T RUSTLE UP! RUSTLE ME UP INSIDE JIMMIIIE

>> No.56596348
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>>56596210
Check out the laurel canyon connections between him, zappa, manson, the byrds, rothchilds and myriad of others. Lots of funny stuff happening in that era. Like jim morrisons daddy starting (possibly) gulf of tonkin event and his baby boy shilling against it. Lots of intradestin sups.
TLDR: Boomers are midwits

>> No.56596358

>>56596312
We healing. Always check volume, hoss

>> No.56596362
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>>56596218
Lmao I was just listening to this song. Love it!

>> No.56596363
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>>56596348
Based and Grateful Dead pilled.

>> No.56596364
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>>56596110
Guys I haven't made a good option play in like 6 months

>> No.56596373
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>>56596364
You're not taking profit at +10%

>> No.56596377

Based TMF saving my ass.

>> No.56596379

>>56596364
Post your next play so I can do the opposite of it

>> No.56596388
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56596388

They're falsifying inflation data to pump the markets and print away the debt.

>> No.56596387

>>56596364
I have one thats free money, but Im not going to say

>> No.56596394

You guys told me that the market would collapse in October.

>> No.56596398

>>56596388
Based

>> No.56596400
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56596400

I didn't change my TLTW for TLT at the bottom because I was shell shocked after getting annihilated everyday for weeks

>> No.56596402

>>56596379
Fucking you’re mum.

>> No.56596403
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56596403

>>56596388
Yeah so climb aboard my man.

>> No.56596408

>>56596388
I've never understood why bears think this wasn't always the plan

>> No.56596410

>>56596388
I know, isn't it great? That HUT LEAPS degen might be on to something after all.

>> No.56596411
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56596411

Oil? OIL.

>> No.56596412
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>>56596387

>> No.56596420

>>56596387
If it's DNUT puts on earnings tomorrow, you can't do that. That's my play.

>> No.56596431

instead of having to make a new thread - what if the thread was truncated in that the next image post becomes the next thread preview image? does that make sense?

>> No.56596433

>>56596411
It's really an incredible bloodbath. Could probably make bank off some USO calls for next week.

>> No.56596435

>>56596363
I woulda simped for jerome. Wonder if he'd autograph a 100$ bill:
"Fresh off the press for you, Anon" Jpow

>>56596388
Checked. Life's shitsandwhich and we all gotta take a bite.

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>>56596398
>>56596403
>>56596408
>>56596410
You're celebrating getting poorer.

>> No.56596442

SOXX forming a nice bull pennant since Nov 3

>> No.56596449

>>56596436
If inflation is 15% but my portfolio grows 20%, I'm richer. It's everyone else who's poorer, but those dumbfucks all voted for this so that's just karma.

>> No.56596451

Buy TLT?

>> No.56596452
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>> No.56596456
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>>56596420
>DNUT option chain

>> No.56596461

>>56596420
Krispy Kreme is the best thing in America maybe. I would never do something so treasonous.

>> No.56596460

>>56596436
Except if I have a lot of my net worth in triple leveraged equities I'll beat inflation by multiples and still be materially wealthier

>> No.56596474
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>>56596436
Yeah, but I will be less poor than the normalfags and >>(you).

>> No.56596480
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56596480

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OIL FUCK FUCK OIL OIL GAS FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK AAAAAA BIBI FUCK OIL BIBI BIBI PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK!

>> No.56596481

go all in SOXS tomorrow at 10:30 sell friday

>> No.56596483
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56596483

>>56596456
>Not enjoying a cozy, small volume chain
You're not supposed to full port this or anything

>> No.56596488

>>56596245
>>56596255
Saw on twitter that managed money has dumbed pretty much all hot money oil futures. Exposure will likely bottom in the next few trading days and we’ll be at the bottom of the long term channel in like 10 trading days

>> No.56596494
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>>56596481
Why not at 9:30? Why not today?

>> No.56596504

>>56596488
Can you repeat this but pretend that I'm a toddler that doesn't know anything

>> No.56596514

A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Ella prende las turbina', no discrimina
No se pierde ni un party de marquesina
Se acicala hasta pa' la esquina
Luce tan bien que hasta la sombra le combina
Asesina, me domina
Anda en carro, motoras y limusina'
Llena su tanque de adrenalina
Cuando escucha el reguetón en la cocina
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)

>> No.56596520

>>56596483
i need something i can work with...

>> No.56596523
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>Oil gigadown
>Copper gigadown
>Gold falling
>DXY neutral
Just what is going on? Finally the effects of the "war" kicking in? As in the big money has finally realized that the war was a complete scam and nothing really happened?
If there are fears of recession, I would think Gold would hold up pretty well but not so much. Copper is dead in the water, that much is clear.
Interesting that oil companies are still holding up so well. Exxon is barely even down, Shell doesn't give a crap about oil, Chevron neither... weird

>> No.56596539
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56596539

>>56596504

>> No.56596545

>>56596494
if i say anymore i could be liable for insider trading lawsuites

>> No.56596546
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>>56596523
Dropping oil and copper demand are bear indicators.

>> No.56596550

>>56596520
Ok, how about SGML? Earnings Tuesday after close and looks like it's the last lithium stock about to eat shit.

>> No.56596553

>>56596523
XOM is near spring/summer lows

>> No.56596555

>>56596545
You gave us a ticker, an opening and a closing.This is all we need to attest to your liability.

>> No.56596557
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>>56596523
We're in a depression in real terms, which is causing commodities to dump, but they're trying to paper over the rest of the market with money printing.

>> No.56596558

>>56596523
>Gold would hold up pretty well but not so much.
You want to blend gold's price action with Bitcoin's (and silver's too, to a certain extent).

>> No.56596566

>>56596523
Frozen inside without your touch, without your love
Darling, only you are the life among the dead
All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here, there must be something more
Bring me to life

>> No.56596570

>>56596555
did i mention that I'm a c-level executive at SOXS?

>> No.56596572
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56596572

>>56596523
looks bad to me

>> No.56596573

>>56596539
Ah, the real CL.

>> No.56596579

Should have bought TLT

>> No.56596587
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>>56596550
absolute nutted

>> No.56596594

>>56596579
Eh, it was a coinflip. We just as easily could've exhausted all the bond short covering and had a garbage auction.

>> No.56596608

Vornado? More like SHITnado.

>> No.56596617
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>>56596451
>>56596579
The US government is defaulting in real terms. I don't want your worthless hyperinflated dollars, Janet.

>> No.56596624
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>>56596573
Ticker was a joke but I think the "bottom" they're referring to is around 66.7x$

>> No.56596636

>>56596594
Give it a couple more months, unless the fed starts talking cuts then there's only one direction it can go: long end yields up. Short end isn't going to come down without cuts, and a permanent inversion isn't sustainable.

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>>56596608
>Vornado? More like SHITnado.
Even shit still floats. I don't hold VNO anymore, but it was one of the easiest trades I made all year.

>> No.56596649

All in on MARA calls for earnings. Wish me luck.

>> No.56596655

>>56596523
>If there are fears of recession, I would think Gold would hold up pretty well
Why? Recession/depressions cause people to sell assets like gold to cover daily living expenses. That's why you get deflation.

>> No.56596658

>>56596649
Many traders live, but few are ever alive. Godspeed.

>> No.56596681

>>56596649
Upsies or downsies?

>> No.56596700

>>56596681
Up $50 so far bought at bottom today.

BTC will hit 100k by EOY. This is financial advise.

>> No.56596722

>>56596649
MARA barely moves on earnings it all depends on BTC movement

>> No.56596753
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>>56596655
Depression yes, but not recession. And we are nowhere near a depression. Hell, we ain't even in a recession. We have a strong economy and a strong consumer. We don't even have stagflation since employment and job market are so strong.
Gold tends to do well during recessions (statistically) but I guess the end of the "war" took the breath out of it.
>>56596572
Oversold like crazy. I am thinking at least a slight pump tomorrow and then it keeps dumping as it locks onto the lower bollinger

>> No.56596756

what's the point of making money when you don't have a sister?

>> No.56596758

Pabst Blue Ribbon bros, how do we feel about earnings tomorrow?

>> No.56596766

>>56596364
My last decent move was Eli Lilly earnings. I wish I had put more into it.

>> No.56596786
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Fuckin shit this market is boring today.

>> No.56596797

>>56596758
PBR and EC look like sorta tempting knife catches...

>> No.56596806

PYPLbros why did we pump?

>> No.56596815
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56596815

why the fuck are utilities down with the 10yr being down

>> No.56596818

>>56596786
>t. NO NATGAS NIGGER

>> No.56596821

>>56596806
People just heard that PYPL owns Venmo.

>> No.56596848

Inflation is literally 0.3% a day

we are all losing

>> No.56596851

>>56596815
utility stocks have very little alpha

>> No.56596883
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>>56596815
They're printing money right now to do yield curve control, and then lying to everyone about it.

>> No.56596886

>>56596848
oh so just keep raising rates and throw black employment to the wayside? yeah i don't think so chud

>> No.56596887

>>56596883
Based.

>> No.56596890

>>56596848
Up 70% for the year, pretty sure ur wrong

>> No.56596898
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56596898

>>56596649
Good Luck brother

>> No.56596901

>>56596851
As long as they have ligma, I'm fine with that.

>> No.56596904

>>56596887
Whoah, I love living in a hyperinflationary collapse!! Heckin based!!!!! XXDDDD

>> No.56596907

>>56596758
>>56596797
EC beat significantly, PBR probably the same; oil down right now because OPEC is buggin but the same Russian sanctions / Indian industrialization / Permian depletion & offshore transition logic for 1-3 year time horizon remains in effect

>> No.56596908

I am severely depressed.

>> No.56596913

>>56596901
What's ligma?

>> No.56596944

>>56596913
go away

>> No.56596952
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>>56596913
Glowys first shift

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>>56596908
Same. All my long term shit is crabbing or slight red. Gotta mix in a couple gambles or I'm gonna lose it.

>> No.56596975

>>56596848
up 3% today, not sure what you're talking about loser

>> No.56596985

HOLY FUCK WHAT A DAY

>> No.56596998

>>56596806
Just announced you can send/receive in shekels.

>> No.56597027

>>56596913
It's what Tim Cook used to do to Steve Jobs.

>> No.56597038

>>56596975
What're you holding?

>> No.56597040

>>56596913
The capital of Peru, I believe.

>> No.56597041

>>56597027
I think charlie munger and warren buffet had a similar system in place at berkshire if I'm not mistaken.

>> No.56597051

>>56596379
I don't have any money

>> No.56597057

>>56597041
>had
Buffett has been ligmaing Mung ever since his wife moved out on him long ago.

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>>56597041
>>56597057
>Berkshire Lemonparty
I fucking hate you guys.

>> No.56597066

>>56597040
You're thinking of Titicaca.

>> No.56597084

>>56597066
I thought that was India?

>> No.56597085

>>56597041
You are. Buffett is a straight bigamist.

>> No.56597101

>>56597084
That's Poopoopeepee.

>> No.56597117
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56597117

God candle?

>> No.56597131
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>>56597117
What if God was one of us?

>> No.56597133
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56597133

I feel like an idiot because I am.
>pay credit card as per usual at the usual time of month
>due to statutory holiday last month my credit card statement was issued a few days later than normal
>so I paid the balance off one day before the actual statement issue date
>meaning the 80 buck I spent after payment made and before statement issued was the total balance of that statement, my payment was technically in the previous statement period (I paid too early)
>today see 9 dollar interest charge
>get on the horn say what in all fuck i don't carry a balance what happened here
>'You technically paid too early'
>okay this is dumb can you fix it?
>'no'
Mother fuckers. It's my fault but still, they got the same amount of money at the same time of the month as always and I get dinged for 9 dollar because they decided to issue my statement slightly late.

>> No.56597136

sell for my life or hodor?

>> No.56597137
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56597137

What are we slurping today fellow employed job havers?

>> No.56597140

>>56597137
t-bills

>> No.56597152

>>56597065
There's a reason they invested heavily into SIGA before it was cool.

>> No.56597153

>>56597140
>t-bills
You will never be a security.

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56597158

Pretty sure I should be depressed.

All I do is gamble and lose.

I'm thinking boglehead is the way but... if I could just get a 4 figure 0dte play right one time I could pay off all my major debts... and then, then I could go boglehead on the bit...

>> No.56597162

>>56597140
I only into CDs, how to treasuries?

>> No.56597165

>>56596970
holding SVIX for semi-long periods of time is pretty fun. It adds at least some action to my portfolio on days like today

>> No.56597170
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>>56597137
>>56597140
>t.

>> No.56597185

>>56596655
>central banks and the generational 0.01% that own gold sell it to buy groceries in a recession
*drooling*: duuuuuuuuuuuuur ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gaghhhhhhhhhh

>> No.56597189

>>56597162
I buy them through Fidelity. Your brokerage should be able to buy them. Alternatively you can buy them through Treasury Direct but that's kind of a nightmare compared to a decent broker.

>> No.56597195

>>56597158
Good ole martingale
>Just double down bro

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>>56597133
Go to /pol. You can begin healing there. Post this there. Someone from our concierge service will meet you at the door.

>> No.56597199

>>56596753
We have had 4 years of real wage loss for the average American

>> No.56597213

>>56597158
Just put your capital into Fidelity SPAXX, HOOD Gold, or a higher yield money market on either Vanguard or Schwab and walk away for awhile.

>> No.56597217
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56597217

which one of you fuckers was saying leveraged oil ETFs were the play
im losing my damn shirt right now

>> No.56597225

>>56597133
If this happened to me I would think about canceling the credit card. That's probably 20-50% of the cashback you got that month.

>> No.56597247
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>>56596218
Based

>> No.56597250

>>56597133
Autopay, hombre.

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>>56597137
I slurped just a little bit more UNG

>> No.56597279

>>56597133
I’d try threatening to cancel the account if they don’t return the $9 and give you grace on it

>> No.56597284

>>56596913
Huh? Oh sorry, I meant sigma.

>> No.56597288
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>>56597217
>Listening to OIL niggers instead of NATGASterminds

>> No.56597294
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>>56597162
there are dozens of treasury ETFs, like BIL, TBIL, TBLL, (1-3mo), SCHO (2 year), or if you wanted specific duration you could look at these

>> No.56597310

>>56597271
BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.56597312
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>>56596624
Hopped on DRIP on Friday.

66.62 is my second target before end of year, 70.55 being my first target.

Sadly everything else i'm holding is red.

>> No.56597313

>>56597294
>BBB

>> No.56597322
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>>56596806
Can we dump I need to buy more?

>> No.56597323

>>56597247
Sauce?

>> No.56597333

>>56597312
maybe you could make up some of the losses by selling some of your extra indicators

>> No.56597337

>>56597322
I think that can be arranged.

>> No.56597344

Look at that beautiful top. If it double tops this week, I short. I think it go down tomorrow, nasdaq to 13,480. Then it go up a bit. Fail to break up again a week from now. Then we begin the traditional dumparino into thanksgiving. Maybe we triple top. Wowza. That'd be neato.

>> No.56597362

>>56596142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojlJL1DG9jg

LOST IN THESE MEMORIES

>> No.56597377
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>>56597337
Thank you moshe.

>> No.56597392
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>>56596205
>had enough money to neet in some shitty country or japan for a year to wait out the market bottom
>gambled it all away and now just needs one heckin 100x to get it back
The most /biz/ poster.

>> No.56597399
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56597399

you dumb fucks didn't tell me about the meme beverage company

>> No.56597400

There was your pullback at 12pm lol lmao even.

>> No.56597412
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FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
I would have been able to retire

>> No.56597421

>>56597399
They were talking about it a month ago.

>> No.56597423

If the thesis is we are starting a period of high inflation but the US government will lie about it, how do you play it?

>> No.56597428

>>56597399
I distinctly remembering arguing with some dipshit months ago that CELH would keep beating MNST. Lo and fuckin' behold.

>> No.56597439
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>>56597399
>beverage company
Only two beverage companies for me
>KO
>MNST

>> No.56597440

In 3-5 days, SOXS may be a buy.

>> No.56597441

>>56597428
I recall that very thing.

>> No.56597442
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56597442

>>56597399
>>56597412
They say hindsight is pure alpha.

>> No.56597445

>>56597412
>14 billion market cap
seems expensive

>> No.56597446

>>56597399
Im pretty sure I was drinking those in 2020 before the huge run up. Really missed the boat on that one.

>> No.56597462

>>56596514
Walt Whitman ?

>> No.56597467
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>>56597439
And Asahi Group. If OIL keeps dumping I won't be able to afford Kozel Černý, and that means it's actually over...

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>>56597213
Thats the problem. When you only have $9k in cash and $80k in credit card debt, you gotta make a play bro

>> No.56597479

>>56597333
Checked. Anon you should check out the ichi cloud or bollinger bands.

>> No.56597481

>>56597412
these niggas are in boca raton, of course they would pump

>> No.56597493
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>>56597440
Shhhh....

>> No.56597500

>>56597439
kdp is definitely better than ko.

>> No.56597518

auto loan crisis is getting bad. dealership is shitting their pants.

>> No.56597519

>>56596514
Just bought 1,000 MEXX

>> No.56597530

>>56597500
you shut your whore mouth or me and buffet will come down there

>> No.56597545
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56597545

bobo what happened today? you said this is the big one

>> No.56597549

What’s going on

>> No.56597556

>>56597518
What are your auto lending plays? Who are the biggest, least diversified lenders?

>> No.56597557
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>>56597549

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>>56597545
It will be. Just you wait anon.

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>>56597545
>>56597549
there will be a cooling period. please stand by.

>> No.56597571

>>56596110
I hope you bought COIN before we hit 3 digits

>> No.56597575
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56597575

some NEWS just happened

>> No.56597594
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mmmm yea, I'm thinkin' DOLE.

>> No.56597600
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56597600

bros im being outperformed by my coworkers who just buy msft and boring shit, how do I kill my ego and go full boomer mode

>> No.56597601

y'all seent that LODE action? tried to help yous out but it's literally taking off on Falcon9 now

sittin on 50k shares and hundreds of calls

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>>56597575
Explain pls

>> No.56597616

>>56597560
>cheating whitey

>> No.56597623

>>56597471
Right
Tummy best

>> No.56597652
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56597652

>BYND
>DIS
Get the popcorn boys.

>> No.56597664

>>56597545
>Orly Willy Wonka meme
Let me guess spy is 436. Haven't checked in hours.

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>>56597545
CHECK
THE
CHART

>> No.56597673

>>56597600
50% VOO 50% SSO, rebalance occasionally

>> No.56597702

>>56597664
because you're not holding any positions like every other shitposting "bobo" faggot in here

>> No.56597705

>>56597600
Put everything you have into MGK

>> No.56597718

brehs im so nervous

i went all in yesterday.

>> No.56597717

>>56597664
Uhhh actually 436.88 checkmate athiests.

>> No.56597750

>>56597702
I have a small short position on spy with a december expiry. Watching this price action was triggering and me and I had to touch grass..

>> No.56597751
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>>56597718
>all in
What did you all in?

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>>56597718
What its it? how much?

>> No.56597762

>>56597718
>all in
There's probably a language where that rhymes with "full retard". You should have just bought *some* BOIL and UNG and kept plenty of dry powder for buying down deeper.

>> No.56597808

big boob girls are disgusting

>> No.56597819
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>>56597808

>> No.56597825

>>56597751
i am not allowed to disclose.

>>56597759
all of my networth

>>56597762
its a calculated risk but im full retard

>> No.56597826

>South Korea bans short selling
is this news?

>> No.56597841
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56597841

We dont have a budget agreement in Congress and we're due next Fri. The likely outcome is they pass 4 or 5 bills by Fri and finance a temporary budget until Jan 15.

So theyll kick the can to avoid a lockout. How will the market interpret this next week?

>> No.56597849

>>56597323
The coffin of any and leyley, or some art based on it.

>> No.56597850
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>>56597841

>> No.56597859

>>56597826
EWY is the Worst Korea ETF. You can see how the news came out two days ago and all the gains have since been given up.

That's how it goes with all short-selling bans btw.

>> No.56597864

There was no volume on DUOL puts yesterday, but theres a shit ton today. Not sure what to make of it.

>> No.56597874
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The worst thing about this market is how it ia defying literally every historical precedent to remain bullish

>> No.56597899
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56597899

It’s so fucking obvious it’s one final. Mumu trap

>> No.56597905

>>56597874
Death throes

>> No.56597928

>>56597874
>said the perma bear that is getting ass blasted with his otm puts

>> No.56597938
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>>56597905
Anon, we are in a new paradigm of technology. the past 15 years have been nothing but phone apps and e-commerce.
Shit is execrating so fast I AM SO FUCKING BULLISH ON MEGACAP GROWTH

>> No.56597957

>>56597938
>shit is excreting so fast
i agree

>> No.56597983

>>56597957
>execrating
sorry auto correct for accelerating

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>>56597841

>> No.56597988
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>>56597864
Because earnings are after-hours today? https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/DUOL

>> No.56598001

Lawsuit against TUP was just dismissed

>> No.56598009

>>56598001
Rocker will be pleased

>> No.56598010

>>56597938
We're in a new paradigm of squalor fueled by abject greed the likes of which are only seen once every couple of centuries.

>> No.56598017

>>56597988
The volume yesterday was like 3. Today its a couple hundred. Either way I just need a measly 75% drop and Ill make quite a handsome profit.

>> No.56598023

>>56598001
Then why is the stock price so niggardly?

>> No.56598026

>>56597652
Disney will dump moderately, wbd and para both dumped so I'm thinking it'll follow

>> No.56598037

>>56598026
Thinking it will dump a bit today but following week or so it will crater same as q2

>> No.56598041

>>56598023
extremely low volume, I've been waiting for it to break past 2 dollars days.

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>>56597826
>>56597938

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>>56598017
Yeah, sounds like you're in a part of the chain that's degen gamblers jumping in at the last minute and the market making bots that laugh at them. Good luck, but I wouldn't expect that big a collapse.

>> No.56598089

>>56598001
https://www.docdroid.com/u9Ldmvg/tupperware-lawsuit-dismissal-pdf

>> No.56598099

>>56598023
>$80M market cap
>$700M in longterm debt
>why is it dumping
You're going to want to sit down for this one, I have some bad news.

>> No.56598102

Why do home builders only ever build 3500sqft+ monstroisites?

>> No.56598122

the bearish thesis could still easily take 6+months to begin to manifest and another 2 years to conclude. be patient with your slurping fellow bear bros. but you can feel the market holding its breath more and more

>> No.56598129

>>56598102
More profitable.

>> No.56598147

>>56598102
>>56598129
In terms of time and material cost, the larger houses are not significantly more expensive on the contractor's end. Therefore, the property company that owns the land and had the house built will always want to go as big as they believe they can sell in that location. So yes more profitable.

>> No.56598162

>>56598129
>>56598147
I want a house built on my land though.

>> No.56598172

>>56598122
lol eat a dick. All the bearish bullshit turns out to be a nothingburger and suddenly it's "ohhh it could take a couple years" lmao

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>>56598102
Mines only 1800sqft, I would love more garage space though for a gym.

>> No.56598181
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>>56597928
You havent even begun to see how ass blasted ive been

>> No.56598204

I can't believe we're going to close perfectly flat.

What the fuck?

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>>56598204

>> No.56598212

>>56597131
Unless she was already a fan of his, that shit had to be awkward af cuz dat nigga weird af. fr.

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>>56598204
I'm more of a fan of curves, myself

>> No.56598225

>>56598162
You can build whatever house you want.

>> No.56598227
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>>56598209

>> No.56598250

>>56598225
trying to find a builder in my area to make a simple ass ranch house in the 1000-1350 sqft range

>> No.56598252
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>>56598212
Who? Kevin Smith? She looks like she was having a great time on set.
>Also looks like she needs some worship if you know what I mean.

>> No.56598262
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56598262

I will not even feel a little bit bad when the government shills ITT get tried and executed for treason.

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>>56598204

>> No.56598273

>>56598227
me and the missus on the left

>> No.56598275

Are miner stocks the next big thing?

>> No.56598287

>>56598275
SBSW has a pretty funny name, if that's what you're asking.

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>>56598275
Yeah. Jnug is gonna go fucking nuts.

>> No.56598296

>>56598275
TikTok, owned by ByteDance, is a great investment.

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>>56598262
>get tried and executed
Nothing will happen. They will destroy everything, take the money and walk, best we will get is a scapegoat.

>> No.56598307

crab-sama...

>> No.56598311

>>56598292
I have NEVER seen an anon get the joke here. What the fuck did they mean by this.

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>>56598275
They're been squeezed by inflation and high interest rates. So unless the underlying commodities go up they'll keep stagnating.

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___ ______

>> No.56598347

>>56598311
they doin the thing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y77y_CttxXQ

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>>56598311
Anon theyre just being cute girls and showing off the one's new fake tits.

>> No.56598355

>>56598292
Sauce

>> No.56598359

>>56598275
Nope, *tankers*.

>> No.56598423

>>56597938
full force etc

>> No.56598429

>>56598359
>buying tankers
I'm having a hard time telling if this is a joke or not.

>> No.56598445
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56598445

5 minutes until impact.

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56598456

>>56598429

>> No.56598469

>>56598429
to ZIMfinity and beyond!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bpubhZbewE

>> No.56598481

>>56598445
Don't disapoint me again

>> No.56598490

>>56598347
Hmmm yes I get it now
(Doesnt understand at all)
>>56597841
>>56598122
Conditions are kind of vindicating my JEPI holding. I want the market exposure, the dividends, a semi-defensive holding that acts like "better cash" while I wait for spurportunities.

>> No.56598500
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56598500

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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>>56598469
>tankers
>ZIM

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>>56598500
Another typical day investing in Spirit Airlines.

>> No.56598536
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56598536

DAMN never lucky

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>>56598512

>> No.56598571
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56598571

i threw first round of hedges in the water now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OdIsKEOQ9Q

>> No.56598577

>>56598502
thought for sure they were tankers, well I'm dumb
>>56598500
-0.04%
I have fully embraced the crab lifestyle at this point

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56598606

>>56598500
-0.23% (unrealized)

>> No.56598611

>>56598512
Hey, at least you didn't get in at $13. Like some of us. Hypothetically.

Whatever, two months of bagholding.

>> No.56598623

next
>>56598620
>>56598620
>>56598620

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>>56598500
-.44%

>> No.56598626

+.73% due to a coop put

>> No.56598640

>>56598611
I'm in at $15.
Well that's before I decided to finally average down a bit on todays decline.

>> No.56598648
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>>56598500
>-1.3%
Whatever, my red shit is all in "let it cook" mode.

>> No.56598963

>>56598177
>muuscla

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>>56598500
Who the fuck cares about today?