/biz/ - Business & Finance

I pity this thread

>>56593612
It just needs a little
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
to make the place more comfy.

I am not good at picking stocks

>>56593666
Just DCA into index funds like FCG, Satan.

>>56591931
You know what else feels good? Doing your sister

>>56593666
Nice try Satan. All you gotta do is wait. But that's something you'll never be able to do Satan. And that's why we'll beat you time after time after time in spite of all the tricks you've collected over the years.

>>56591931
When is spy finally gonna dump?

Nothing good to buy yet again

the internet is like 75% full of porn at this point

my stocks are not appreciating as fast as inflation

I'm tired of working 40 hours a week just to go home and lay in bed

I'm not having fun here bros, something is off.

Hello.

This bread is stale and recycled. What are we peasants?

APPL IS NOT LONGER NUMBER ONE
THE POOJEETS ARE NO IN CHARGE OF THE SP500

BASED PRE-BAKER got a win on this one, it's still here now that it's needed!

what's with all the name faggots?

>the market will crash
few understand this

>>56594753
rejoice there's no airstrikes over you, maybe get a hobby

I just need MSFT to hit an all time high today
That's all

>>56594288
When you think it’s time to buy again

>>56594778
Airstrikes would probably improve the US at this point.

>>56594778
>rejoice there's no airstrikes over you,
Oh fuck off with your starving children in Africa fallacy.

>>56594776
I’ve made more money as a bear than as a bull. I’ve lost re money as a bull than as a bear. Thus we are in a bear. Market.

>>56594789
It’s actually starving kids in Palestine. Or starving kids in Detroit Michigan. Or San Diego California. Or Baltimore Maryland. Or wahs

>>56594792
Good, short ARM for more shekels

>>56594787
It isnt time to buy til spy hits 350.

>>56594802
All the commercials I've seen are about old starving jews.

>>56594288
Next week when the market realizes we are leagues away from a budget, and a new speaker that isnt going to abstain

>>56594802
Well, wherever dem keedz are getting rekt, just because someone somewhere else has it worse doesn't invalidate pointing out how shit things are.

bros im shitting miself.

should sell at a small loss before earnings or hold thru and take a huge loss possibly ?

>>56594820
You have no idea

>>56594826
Options gambloors everywhere should suffer though.

>>56594823
On what? I personally would probably take the smaller loss rather than risk the huge one if I was uncertain to any significant degree. That's just straight up goomblin'.

>>56594826
wtf man. Time to close the options and just DCA into treasuries.

>>56594788
An all out nuclear war would restore the demographics of the US and Europe to what they were prior to the year 1900.

This would unironically be a good thing for the world because all the white country folk that survived could repopulate the West and never forget how the traitorous jews opened the gates yet again.

Yes, the city folk would all die, including the niggers and jews and sand niggers. The survivors would eat eachother before finally escaping the cities to be shot by the country whites who dont need any city slicker nigger kike bull shit.

Robinhood having a rough day it looks like, what happened?

>>56594816
Works for me. My puts are on 11/17

>>56594834
Agreed. That’s why I have a comfy cannabis long term investment portfolio.
>that spike was a taste of cannabis legalization

>>56594854
Big boob girls are disgusting

>>56594823
Tell us the ticker, bagholder.
>>56594776
I hope so but I can't wait for it anymore. I've been DCAing my big big cash reserves into random tickers because I couldn't justify having inflation cuck my life savings anymore. Still have about $40,000 JEPIs too, which is supposed to be my crab/bear play but I've been seriously disappointed with that little niggas' performance.

>>56594826
duuude, did you just dive right back on in after being savaged on the last round?

>>56594862
You are disgusting or have small boobs.

>>56594823
>should i hold for a potentially huge loss?
The fact that you're asking means you know the answer.

>>56594854
I need a name

>>56594870
Yes. It’s not how you fall. It is how you get back up. I’ll run this account until it hits 0.

>>56594862
Be Silent

>>56594873
Big boob girls personality is shit and in most cases have no ass.
Disgusting

>>56594889
Stop staring at their cleavage and they’ll be nicer to you and let you stare longer later.
>>56594880
The coombler, duh!

>>56594887
slave
few understand this

>>56594889
>Women
>Personality
Cringe meme
>and in most cases have no ass.
Skill issue, just get the whore to do some squats

>>56594846
I kind of wish we had gotten more aggressive over the Ukraine thing in retrospect.

nothing wrong with a tasteful amount of big booba.
t. wizard

>>56594822
>Trying to decide on a good entry point for PLTR (if it exists)
Anon, I...

HEAL YOU STUPID BITCH

>>56594908
Every time I call my broker it's always a man answering the phone, I'm thinking I was lied to about female brokers. Vanguard, by the way.

>>56594846
Don't need to threaten me with a good time

>>56594863
Dividend traps have to compete with tbills that have risk free 5%, just keep buying

>>56594862
Low T.

You're either a woman or you might as well be gay with such low T.

>>56594838
yeah i know but its behaving well. it was up lot premarket

>>56594863
no.

>>56594879
i went all in yesterday. i was looking for a place to get in since ive been in with small position before. shoulda went in after fed decision.
dunno earnings are worry some. think im gonna just hold.

>>56594919
I got a black woman once.

>>56594925
probably have small hands

>>56594880
I dub thee, "bigbewblover69."

>>56594854
It's interesting. She's extremely attractive yet the fact she's performing her silly crap in front a camera makes her utterly un-appealing. You can call me gay but nothing turns me off more than complete compliance and reliance on social media.

Oilsissies, what happened? Almost ready to bounce on the weekly bollinger in my opinion but bloody hell what a dump. Supposedly a strong economy and supposedly we are nearing the fight of inflation (lmao) in both EU and the US and yet oil just keeps falling off a cliff. Adjusted for inflation, commodities are ridiculously cheap and that rings true especially for oil (maybe copper as well). Weird. I get copper falling since construction, China, and EVs are down.

Also, thank you USbros for giving us EUbros a nice boost. From -0.5% to 1% just like that. We'll see if the US is heading for its 8th blue day

>>56594926
boiltard trick you?

>>56594925
Incorrect. I can confirm that hormones affect the sex drive but do not change sexual preferance. gtfo.

>>56594919
You get routed to different people depending on your account value. Rumor has it once you reach 8 figure hell, most brokerages let you call up moonlighting Bloomberg anchor hotties.

>>56594940
nah its my own dd. i dont buy smigger tickers.

>>56594854
Pls name pls

>>56594950
>i dont buy smigger tickers
unfun, but extremely rational and sane

Today we get a stock market crash because of a disasterous treasury auction. Remember: the are no circuit breakers in the final minutes of trading.

>>56594950
>i dont buy smigger tickers
Woah look at this guy out here being profitable and shit.

>>56594925
>>56594908
Disgusting taste

>>56594950
hmm, I see. Well lets use less invasive tactics, point to the chart where your portfolio hurts the most.
This is a safe space.

>>56594905
The purpose of that war is to depopulate the white fighting men from Khazaria so stinky slimy jews can move in without white fighting men (the only men who can resist them) being in the way. Ukraine will be Palestine 2.0. The god damned jews who are not the israelites of old wish to reconquer their lost territories and now have free reign to genocide as they wish using our tax dollars.

Tragically, being more aggressive in Ukraine would not have helped: Russia is in on the plan and ruled by the kikes just as much as we are.

Got and took yet another chance to buy a little more BOIL and UNG for the mornin', even added another share of UNL. It's droopin' some more now tho.

>>56594920
Based

>>56594963
yeah but the auction is 3 hours before the bell. I'm positioned short for it too anon let's see if we can get last months reaction again.

>>56594808
>>56594854
>>56594908
>>56594925
>>56594937
>>56594975
All i want is a gigantic titted wife to suck my cock while i lose money on the stock market. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

>>56594992
seems reasonable to me

Buy DFDS, thank me in a year or two

>>56594992
She will cheat on you. Big boob girls are the biggest cheaters. Look up the studies

>>56595001
You are the minority and faggot in this situation.

>>56595001
i literally dont care. thats because everyone wants big titted women so they get the most attention. just dont be a chudcel loser, it literally is that simple

>>56595001
I dub thee, "minority faggot."

>>56594999
>in a year or two
you are vastly overestimating the average time horizon of /smg/ mr. trips

>>56594999
>Sir this is a macro gambling forum.

>>56594958
well there is some good ones. ive made money from 3 or 4 of them.

>>56594966
>profitable

lmao i wish. im down bad.

>>56594970
see pic related

>>56594919
This is basically the new junior accounting. Retail brokers don't do anything other than help send wire transfers or tell you to buy VOO. They're all state school finance majors

>Thus began the Soda-Drug Wars.

>>56595033
Checked and down we go!

>>56594911
Uh oh.
>>56594924
Yes, but you see, I'm retarded. When I saw JEPI had a 12% dividend I made a reddit basedface and went "WOW!". I had figured that 350,000 in JEPI would be 42,000 a year pre-tax, which is approaching minimum wage, which was supposed to supplement my income enough that it would let me work part time instead of waging full time. And I got all excited about that.
>>56594999
...ferry crossings in the EU?

In any case, I'm all-in on 1-800-Flowers. It will be the only company left standing in the "mail-order specialty gift" wars.
> DD?
DDeez nuts and buy calls.

lol... there's no collapse or recession coming

>>56595021
Sauce?
>>56594854

>>56595047
you should be looking at unemployment rate. rounding bottom is in

>>56595038
Why is vanguard not letting me buy puts on SPY anymore? Only seem to be able to get them on VOO. What the fuck?

>>56595021
disgusting cow

whats the situation lads, havent been keeping up with it. fed paused for Nov? where we heading now?

>>56594814
That's because only Jews are actually people, the rest of you are all cattle!

Down to my last 20k. How can I double it by EOY?

>>56595043
You should be it's well worth it, but the equity risk is killer, if you aren't using drip it's fine to get the cash and go shopping around the market with it, jepi upside price wise is now dependent on the rate cuts. reits are on sale too i'd keep it

>>56595063
fed pauses, rate cuts all over 2024

>>56595063
Maybe Bloomberg anon can update this.

Short ARM for easy shekels
>47-52, 52-55 swings

>>56595063
>>56595090
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

why isn't the government buying oil

>>56595090
So it's priced in one more hike, followed by a hard cart some time around May.
That's exactly what I'm thinking. Kind of spooky.

>>56595099
We are going green, chud.

I made only $29 on 0dte spy puts, premiums are gone. Wish I didn’t waste a PDT trade today

>>56595090
They keep doing this, they always expect the next hike to be the last with an elusive cut just around the corner.

>>56595099
Fucking XOM is dragging down my entire portfolio.

>>56595099
if we just wreck the rest of the worlds infrastructure then we get it for free :)

>>56595090
>>56595096
most recent i got too, nobody wants to click through every tab on the cme website. pic rel is an older one, look at how they kick it down the road

>>56595099
Too slippery and it flows right through the shopping basket

>>56595070
>Down to my last 20k
You mean spare liquidity outside your longs, right?

>>56595099
Gotta sell it to Israel first and then buy it at a premium.

>>56595099
6 million always sounded too high to me.

whoops

>>56595115
Why would you do 0dtes in a PM account and not something like a Roth IRA? Do you have zero earned income?

>>56595043
I dumped all my JEPI, imo it will just going loosing value.

>>56595043
They are the best company in the world in chilled logistics, its only a matter of time until they become a new albeit smaller DSV but with emphasis on the market for wholesale supply of food. Its a strong defensive comapany with cyclical sub-sectors that can yield growth in expansive economic times. They own nearly all sea-links that are vital to the european shipping infrastructure. In other words, they will never go out of business. They are buying up links in the med to expand towards the middle east after having consolidated much of nothern europe including the benelux.

MUMUSISTERS I JUST WOKE UP... WHY ARE WE RED???

>>56595132
click on the SOFR tool (secured overnight finance rate), you get a chart

we should be rallying no?

>>56595196
We crab til NVDA basically

>>56595196
what was the last 8 days to you anon?

>>56595058
>using boomerguard
lesson learned

wheres the bottom on $save?

>>56595194
based ty anon

>>56595099
that's a win for bidenomics jack, also chek em

>>56595196
>He's not rallying

>>56595196
Rally to me.

>>56595223
Do we need to stop winning so the world can catch up ?

>>56595196
>>56595206
>>56595229
>>56595224
>well maybe just a little rally

>>56595229
I still haven't watched Rome yet
Really should get to it

>>56595196
No
Now we crab
Then we dump.

>>56595213
$30

You really expect a Reagan-appointed Boomer judge to side with Biden's DOJ? By blocking an airline merger?

>>56594288
never since it goes back up again each time

>>56595245

>>56595245
We are over

>>56595256
ok i will wager my entire life savings on this

>>56595229
Please Come on jpow

>>56595285
He did nothing, said nothing. You want to pray to the people at today's bond auction.

Yemen Shiite rebels: A US plane shot down over water territory.

>>56595289
They can and have fake all that shit. Easy as assassinating your shrink.

WHAT HTE FUCK WAS THAT

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
COSMETICS ARE FOR CLOWNS

>>56595299
Oh yeah? Then why isn't wti $150?

>>56595299
Apparently just a drone.

>>56595299
Sounds like a load of Shiite!

Holy shit I just realized that I browse threads in 175% zoom. When I zoomed back out to 100% I had to squint my eyes. It this what turning 30 feels like?

>>56595331
Things go downhill from there yeah, but if you take care of yourself it's not going to be too bad

>NO
>DOWN
>DAYS
>ALLOWED

>Zero bad news about Intel
>Actually only good news
>It's down 2%
Lol okay

>>56595331
133% here

>10 year yields falling again
Looks like we're in for more green boys.

>>56595331
is threads worth it?

Anyone have any opinions on ARM?

>Huge green candles as soon as the Euro market closes, every time
Can we just ban those faggots from trading??

>>56595362
Almost 100% sure he's talking about 4chan threads but no, threads the app is somehow even more full of sanctimonious faggots than twitter ever was

>>56595369
RISC is the big gay.

>>56595229
Based Brigitte player

>>56595331
I'm at 120%

Stop with the boobas I cant take it

>>56595150
kek

>>56595355
>celebrating the un-inverting of the curve.
this has to be near the top

I have no idea what spooked the market into trading Oil at recession levels with zero indication of actual recession.
Don't they know that prematurely discounting Oil that much will prevent any recession from ever materializing?
I mean, everything has been fed policy shift anticipation by now because of muh recession.
It's a mystery where that recession should come from when people are trying to front run it by literally trying to 3x inverse it's outcome. WTF

>>56595331
I'm at 150 and I have 20/20 vision. Bigger text is better. I never understood why normies never zoom in and keep reading that pathetically small font size.
Has nothing to do with turning 30. It's just comfort thing

>>56595419
You have no reason to actually believe that, you're just suckling the teat of boomer-era paradigms

>>56595421
>zero indication of actual recession.
GDP growth forecast to drop 3.5% QoQ, NFPs clocking in at 150k, and the yield curve uninverting as fast as Tom Cruise in Top Gun? There absolutely are indications.

Long FCFS.

>>56595421
>with zero indication of actual recession.
The yield curve.

>>56595421
>at recession levels with zero indication of actual recession

>>56595426
Phones that have less than 40 ems of width at reasonable zoom levels along with everyone using 50% of the screen with Whitespace fucked with their brains.
I definitely used to be comfortable with the "tiny" font in Xterm and I no longer am though.

>>56595319
>>56595323
>>56595329
it never happens

/smg/ required watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqG3ITMv1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZ-ke1kJrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iszwuX1AK6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_jaJR_cNFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXclJnm30QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWpNnjpiPM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJPXgv7AVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMIrlP61Z9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLFBcdd6Qw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupg2r1EJ9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeSLPELpMeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DWpuISBas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oObhJxZ35Gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ofJqqsL5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNihzzIWW_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDg_psWTMRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTkHu8R2_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4TlmkhE3Mw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5VOec8NBb8

>>56595421
>discounting Oil to deep recessionary levels before the recession
>suppressing bond yields even further away from the fed funds rate so that zombie corporations get once again prematurely bailed out before the recession
>piling into stocks with full retard strength anticipating a recession and a fed policy shift to imminent and infinite easy money
i mean... WHAT THE FUCK!
the markets are literally and unironically PREVENTING a recession from happening for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (on their own dime) while they hope the fed will shift policy because of... well... a recession!?!?!?!?

SPY is never going under 400 again right

>>56595456

>HUT calls

>>56595421
>Don't they know that prematurely discounting Oil that much will prevent any recession from ever materializing?
That's the point. It's called supply and demand. Look it up.

Remember in 2020 when oil was at $40?

>>56595429
>This time is different

>>56595457
You forgot one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yCmdIkw_E

>>56595483
It unironically is.

>>56595457
>This video contains content from PBS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
Am I in a thread full of yuropoors?

>>56595498
Yep. this is the top

>>56595369
I'd consider them a growth stock. They've already captured most of the mobile market and capturing the traditional desktop/laptop market is difficult simply due to most software not being written with ARM in mind. Things are slowly moving to ARM but I wouldn't expect wild swings.

>>56595510
The last time in 40 years when the S&P had 7 green days in a row was when it marked the 2003 bullrun if you wanna use boomer metrics

>>56595476
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

>>56595419
The 10 year falling is the opposite of un-inversion. It's reinverting and resteepening the curve and preventing an uninversion, kicking the can so to speak. We've gone back a few months now because treasury stepped in to smack long end yields down.

>Apple is spamming me with developer ads now because I wrote one app back in 2013.
Did they finally realize fucking over devs for over ten years killed their platform?

>>56595457
>Pic related
You're leaving out this background on UAP trades: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPIO72sJZNU

>>56595510
Lmao you legitimately have zero reason aside from "I looked at the old charts and they have gray bars after yield curve inversions and even though there isn't a gray bar on the chart now there WILL BE!!!!!" Keep it up dumbass, I'm sure the most telegraphed crash in history is going to happen in about 14 days

>>56595534
First Korea bans short selling. Next they'll ban unlevered trades. Time will prove him right.

>>56595549
If you're so sure stocks only go up you should just buy LEAP calls and not bother holding them directly.

>>56595556
Why is this the retarded bullshit you idiots always turn to? Do you solely operate on logical fallacies?

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
still a droopin'. It is hard to figure if I have done all the buyin' for today or go ahead and LOOD OOP MOOR.

>>56595421
Use your science.

fake and gay nigger market

>>56595457
could also add
inside job (2010)
too big to fail (2011)
money for nothing - inside the fed (2013)

>>56595555
>we might live long enough to see day traders being banned from options completely

>>56591931
I WAKE UP AND IT'S A PUMP PSYOP
>DA PSYOPS DONT STOP
I WAKE UP AND IT'S A DUMP PSYOP
>DA PSYOPS DONT STOP
I WAKE UP AND IT'S A CRAB PSYOP
>DA PSYOPS DONT STOP
I WAKE UP BUT THE PSYOPS DONT STOP

>>56595434
>GDP growth forecast to drop 3.5% QoQ
show me on this chart https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow
>NFPs clocking in at 150k
so?
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CE16OV
picrelated
initial claims not confirming https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/ICSA
>yield curve uninverting
show me.
where is the curve un-inverting when the fed pauses and the market is piling long into bonds?

zero arguments, buddy, pal, friend.

>>56595439
the market is financing debt on a discount to the fed.
doesn't look very recessionary to me if the market can waste money like that.

>>56595443
no arguments besides a png

>>56595481
I don't believe much in supply & demand where the medium of exchange can be created ex nihilo on a whim.
But you might be on to something with that plandemic assumption.

>>56595549
>Lmao you legitimately have zero reason
Personally my bearish thesis has lied on the fact that the president is 80 and his vp is some diversity hire
but, you do you.

i was looking forward to finally get knocked out of my position so i can play video games in peace, instead NDX decides to crab

>>56595585
>GDP growth forecast to drop 3.5% QoQ
Oh I guess they bumped it up. It was 4.9% last quarter (real, using, you know, Biden inflation numbers) and now it's clocking in at 2.1%. That's a 2.8% slowdown. So that drop happens again and Q1 ends up negative, even by fake and gay metrics.

Which'd perfectly coincide with the couple month delay from yc uninversion to recession start. Something that a forward looking market like oil sniffs out.

>>56595457
wolf of wall street was absolute crap

>>56595602
>"I guess you are stuck watching the line all day with your sister anon. Oh and I have a surprise for you! You are going to be a dad."

>>56595576
>that ogre tranny
im tired boss

>>56595497
Nice one

>>56595578
That reminds me I forgot to add this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlnM481Gcg

Sell that OIL at a loss and buy NATGAS instead, NIGGERS.

meeeelt up!

>>56595476
Should I just go all in on HUT leaps and check again in 6 months? What is this going to?

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

>>56595585
>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CE16OV
That's rolling over, exactly as you see at the start of recessions.

>initial claims not confirming https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/ICSA
They are. Notice they've broken their downtrend and that we're in 2023 - the year where people wagemaxx to beat inflation. You can't claim unemployment if you're still employed somewhere else.

>>56595580
>we might live long enough to see day traders being banned from options completely

>>56595616
>from yc uninversion
where is the yield curve uninverting?
you are either hypothsisiing
>immediate fed policy change following massive cuts to the fed funds rate
>markets going short bonds again
where the fuck is any of that happening?
how else do you see the yield curve un-inverting?
do you even know what that means?

>>56595457
https://youtu.be/YqaxQmjsb2A?si=CQKhqMUnyixUm27_
https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?si=KIqdHgCJc8v3Xwa4
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4?si=yRnS655Jaz2LLbSo
https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ?si=Oauiy_GT-CNhT7fm
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI?si=7m8rzoyff_rG6myM

>>56595585
>show me.
>where is the curve un-inverting when the fed pauses and the market is piling long into bonds?
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS

September low was -75bps, October's was -50bps. God help us as this snapback TLT rally fades over the next couple days and the 2 year keeps pricing in rate cuts.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>>56595196
No it needs to fill those gaps

>>56595657
for some reason you anons ignore the fact that the 10year/2 year yield curve was -1.11 and now its -0.33.

>>56595587
>>>/pol/
But really, they have absolutely nothing to do with the real economy. Trading based on which retard is the figurehead of the deep state is retarded.

>>56595657
Bears are just making shit up at this point man

>>56595641
dis nigga lookin at cotton charts lmaooo

>>56595579
>>56595623
The sister fucking has to be a psyops. It's on porn and all over /smg/ lately

/CL bros... what happened to the $79 put...

>>56595683
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COMMODITIES

>>56595686
/smg/ - Sister Molesting General

>>56595686
would you say you are now more or less likely to cream your sister's panties?

>>56595690
Glad to see the OJ frens are doing better

and just like that im up 100 points on NQ shorts

>>56595704
worth it

Is there any DD on HUT? Why HUT over MARA or Riot?

spooky market behaviour

The market is really healing a lot today.

Suckers Market General

What happened with the morgage stuffs anyways?

DUMP
DUMP
DUMP

>Everything down (including DXY, yields and oil)
>Only thing green is BTC
hilarious and terrifying

UVXY UÒOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56595707
Maybe I am maybe I'm not, what's it to you?... I'm here for the stocks not my sister.

>>56595654
>That's rolling over
not agreeing with you there.
>Notice they've broken their downtrend
not agreeing with watching for trends instead of ranges when it comes to initial claims or continuous claims.
>>56595671
>September low was -75bps, October's was -50bps.
that was before the euphoria where a natural un-inversion was healthy and inevitable.
the 2y seems to always be pinned more to the fed funds rate than the 10y.
what's the 10y doing at the moment?

>>56595704
I prefer /smg/ - Sister Mating General
You have to be a sad man to molest your sister. It should be consensual.

So we dumping or pumping now?

>>56594776
https://learn.robinhood.com/weekly-rundown/20jTkdYpOOlyRLiifJEDT3/
no

>>56595752
if the male consents its consentual fuck off roastie

I'm an only child...may i borrow a sister sisters?

>>56595757
More of the same low volume bullshit until the bond auction at 1EST

>>56595757

>oilsissies

>>56595745
Lmfao remember that one nerd who had the iron condor?

>>56595759
>robinhood
lol
lmao

>>56595730
Mr cooper is going to be causing some liquidity issues due to a cyber attack. Also some mortgage brokerages got raided. Not a lot of info atm. Can't tell if schizo or a happening

>>56595770
>>56595771
This is the part that makes zero sense to me. Usually low volume after such a pump is indicative we are going to dump hard but barely anything has happened.

Wait, why aren't the bears out taking an obnoxious victory lap like always? Something's off...

>>56595778
luckily there's no unlimited losses on a condor, they set them up right and if i remember had a shit ton of other profitable

>>56595778
Do people actually trade options on ETFs?

>>56595786
no it will not crash i know from divine inspiration

>>56595799
Gotta wait for the 10y auction here in 40 mins peterman then we can celebrate.

>>56595757
its noon, there's always a dump during lunch hour

I heard back from the company I applied for, I got the job bros!

>>56595818
kick ass, BLESSED

>>56595818
gl. can borrow some money from your first paychekc??

>>56595818
congrats

>>56595799
It's too early, a -.3 day is basically crabbing

>>56595818
sounds terrible, congrats on wageslaving.

>>56595778
>SOSNOFF'D

>>56595718
Have you compared their charts? Or calculated HUT's book value based on their BTC holdings? Or looked at the last, oh, 8 press releases from MARA? https://ir.mara.com/news-events/press-releases

>>56595818
>wagecucking
the state of smg

>>56595821
>>56595823
>>56595824
>>56595830
Thanks frens. WAGMI now

>>56595799
This is just the appetizer

>>56595655
You'll probably always be able to find someone you know who wants a hedge and will do an OTC with you. I've done this before.

>>56595787
ahh sounds like a nothinburger

>>56595813
Based Webb appreciator.

>>56595818
My condolences.

>>56595623
it was stepsisters before, this is a definitive downgrade

>>56595818
I thought we were all neets on bennies

>>56595799
Until people are posting face melting photos. The crabs are still at work

>>56595857
Bro I'm not going to edge with you.

>>56595799
I dunno, why has nobody but me contemplated SOXS right now?

>>56595860
The most likely outcome of the raids is pressure on the cre market through more lender regulation. Although its very funny to see fraudulent lending still happening "after lessons were learned" in the gfc".

>>56595876
Is it even dumping?

>>56595876
Because we've all had our heeming on LETF and most of us learned our lesson.

>>56595876
>nobody but me
>contemplated
What lukewarm sentiment lol, I slurped 5k last friday.
>>56595887
I was going to laugh my ass of if it was the same fucking people. Wouldn't surprise me though, SEC and feds are fucking useless.

>>56595807
>he doesn't trade 0dtes on SPY

>>56595818
gratz

>>56595918
>>56595876
Man screen capping these in case you guys get rekt.

>>56595874
>Corporate edge managers
How do I get this job?

>>56595918
>>56595876
So you idiots load up on a 3x short ETF without any actual reason, which of course brings down the underlying, but then when the market says "hey wait a minute there's actually no reason to sell off this sector" and they buy the dip you screech about the market being fake and gay?

>>56595937
w-well i'm screencapping your screencap

>>56595807
Where you from
Boy? You in the wrong neighborhood I think.

>>56595787
https://youtu.be/MXWYe249yqI?si=qS0kta_wym5gNfdC

>>56595936
Thanks fren

>>56595956
>>56595924
These posts have me concerned...

>>56595918
Its depressing with fraud and regulation many people actually just run the same fucking grift over and over again. There's a retro video game auction house which manipulated the market by having 'friends' bid up the market. Turns out this happened with the collectible coin market decades earlier and its the same fucking people lmao

>>56595956
w2c those pants?

>>56595970
Dick Wyckoff noticed this like 100 years ago.

>>56595946
>without any actual reason
>wait a minute... line isnt going up, but it should be going up because line go up, so therfore it goes up
right and i'm the idiot.

>>56595946
I find it hilarious these faggots bring up decay but go for the etf that has done more reverse splits than the one that did a forward split and gained value

>>56595329
neck yourself troon

>>56595983
U wot m8? The line should be going generally up because the sector has more demand than ever, and it's only going to get bigger. But keep your tiny little head in the sand I guess lmao

>>56595984
Right?? Every single bear ETF looks like utter shit, it's much more likely that you'll lose money by buying one rather than the bull counterpart

>>56594963
That would turn peepee into big peepee

>>56595999
>>56595999
>troon
But I'm a man. I'm 40.

Why cant it just dump already. God I'm so fucking horny wtf.

>>56596007
It's so much more likely that after all this low volume selling the bond market will be amazing and yields will take a fat shit

There are HOLES at 431 and 423.
>>56595767
Normally when you have an sister or sisters, no matter how pretty they are, you don't have any desire to fuck them. Something screwy has to happen for that no to be the case.

>>56596031
real?

>>56596007
How disastrous would it have to be to cause a crash? Like... what would have to happen?

Oil bros just woke up what the fuck... FUCK!

>>56596031
Should've shorted oil instead

NVOS. I'm warning you. I'm telling you. It's going to happen soon. The scam. Implodes.

2 more weeks. Then you'll learn.

They always come in threes.

>>56596035
be gone

Baking...

>>56596005
>The line should be going generally up
ahh, Its funny when I make the stupid stereotype joke with you permabulls, but then you literally use it as your argument.

>>56596058
Please no

>>56596005
Dude I was arguing with a faggot yesterday that couldn't even figure out what a reverse split was from a forward split and thought SOXL did a reverse split and went up in value. Some of the people hating on SOXL are straight up morons that don't know their head from their ass.

>>56596058
We getting some brainard op?

>>56596065
I mean the irony is they are right more often than you are which is a majority of the time so make of that what you will

>>56596065
....really man? Like, unironically zoom out and tell me which direction the line generally goes. Fuck me, bears are so shortsighted it's pathetic

>>56595633
Me too brother. Anyone buying yellens sloppy bonds?

>>56596073
Yeah it's definitely a reddit/pol tourist hangover from last year's bear market. Some of the shit they say is so unfathomably ignorant you just have to wonder if it's actual shilling.

>>56596097
Is there ever a moment in your life where you aren't an angry nigger?

>>56596097
we just had about the best week of the year, a pullback would not be a surprise.

>>56596110
>>56596110
>>56596110
>>56596110

new

>>56596086
>right
No, you just think you're right because that's all youre capable of doing. I coulda sold tuesday and made $2300.

>>56596097
>zoom out
>on a leveraged etf
lol
lmao!

>>56596113
When I'm dealing with faggot ass permadoomer bears? No

>>56596126
I doubt it.

>>56596124
>No, you just think you're right because that's all youre capable of doing. I coulda sold tuesday and made $2300.

>>56595704
Why the fuck is it legal to have a son without giving him a sister
I will never forgive my parents for this

>>56596126
>permadoomer bears
lol so you assume im a permabobo because youre either a permabull or permabear?
Like try to think beyond binary champ.
>>56596146
lol cope harder retard.

>>56596165
>I coulda sold tuesday and made $2300.
Your post literally is a cope

what is the point of having money when you are incapable of connecting with a person in real life?

>>56596298
Have you seen how people are these days? Why the fuck would you ever want to connect with one other than to catch more mental illness

>>56596325
I have spent my post-highschool years in isolation.
As an introvert I thought that is the life, but it isn't.
Our shitty DNA needs some type of social connection.

>>56596031
Nice oysters, clam, and I bet a fine brown cockle between her buttocks. If anyone cooms you can thank me later.

>>56595069
>Der Dämonenjude

>>56595140
The German way you mean.