/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56583328
Well Dave, I went to /biz/ and it's full of porn so now I'm just COOMING

hey Gordon Ramsay i took out a loan to purchase some imaginary coins to pay off the debt is this a good play?

>>56583328
HEY DAVE RAMSEY, I GOT A 1967 CAMARO VERY GOOD CONDITION RUNS AND DRIVES LIKE A CHAMP.

>>56583328
What are the financial implications of this, Dave?

Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis! Baba booey!

Ahem. Fuck jannies and fuck niggers. Business and finance. That will be all, thank you.

hey gordon ramsay should i buy blackswan
>thats not uh uh a good uh financial uh
okay gordon ramsay hold on im gonna sell my balls on alibaba for a bag

>>56583328
Inshallah mighty Ramsey, I humbly ask why I shouldn’t go into silver now that housing is clearly over valued while the former under value. I ask this humbly and meekly as a non indebted hwhite male in his 30’s with no need for a coomhole (woman).

I eagerly await your answer oh great Boomer

>>56583328
hi Dave. I’m looking at buying a house. I make 90k and the mortgage total is 600k. I’m hoping to just get started so I can save that principle and hopefully rates go down in the future. Just hate throwing money away every month ya know? Haha your a good man Dave

hey Dave do you want these Linkies?
you can't have them hehe

>>56583328
Hi Dave, my wife and I are working on the baby steps. A combined $250k in college loans and make a combined post tax income of $75k. We eat mostly beans and rice with the occasional can of tuna we find on sale. We pay $3000 per month in rent to our Boomer landlord who owns 6 rentals he bought for $50k each when interest rates were at 2%. My question is what else can we do to save up 20% down on a median priced home in a good school district so we can slide into a comfy 12% ARM for the next 30 years?

>>56583328
Day seven nofap. Hodling Strunk. almost failed yesterday with my dark cravings for Thicc futa succubi

>>56583328
Hey Dave you dumb fuck you told me Bitcoin is for morons when it was only $500 and now it's $35,000. What do you have to say for yourself?

>>56583328
hey Dave, quick curve ball to you, maybe we can touch base on this
my liquidity mining op on 2 bridges has been getting stale, NIMBUSNIGGER9001/ wrappedDOGESLAM pair is bleeding from a couple of sandwich attempts being regularly done on a weekly basis over a Singaporean MEV bot going by uniswapFUCKERDOUBLE.sol and I can't really deploy a faster counter-MEV due to his connections with some private RPC providers; doesn't help that the bribe round of the curve fork operating at my CL AMM rests heavily on the finger of GasAllJews.eth which I suspect controls a number of wrapped vote tokens; Can I still salvage the situation with a flash loan borrow of wrapped votes or should I just take the impermanent loss and hedge it on the GMX-fork ?
Dave? Dave, are you there?

>>56584205
>The future of finance.
Are you me?

>>56583328
Hi Dave, long time listener, first time caller. Anyways I took your advice and put my 10% church tithe into some envelopes and now the pastor used it to get breast implants and HRT. Should I include the refund in my budget for next month?

>>56584001
> Day seven nofap.

Do not feed the fap thoughts change your minds eye to something else lest you add air to the tinder coom box

How can one make at least $200/month online without interacting with anyone.
I need to start paying grocery bills, but I have extremely bad social anxiety.

I can type 100wpm, I daily drive arch linux, can do web development, have good IT and cyber security knowledge, etc. Basically if it's computer related I can do it. Please don't troll I am desperate and white.