/biz/ - Business & Finance

is this even /biz/ related

>>565266
Location might help.

>>565271
I need to save money
>>565273
OHIO, USA.
30 MIN FROM DOWNTOWN COLUMBUS.
GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD

>>565274
Why don't you try your local Craigslist?

>>565283
because I trust 4chan more than craigslist

I'm gonna get robbed and raped if I post on craigslist.

>>565284
They are roommates. You aren't gonna move in with them the first day. Obviously both of you are going to want to know each other first.

>>565287
but I want someone like minded and not autistic

4chan is the best for this.

>>565291
Jeff is creeping me out.

>>565291
>not autistic
>4chan

good one m8

>>565296
There you go.

I can get you a fully furnished banging apartment, your own bathroom, a pool, a decent job.

Only $410/mo for rent w/ water & trash included. Utils are usually 25 each.

Will post pics in a minute

>>565291
>not autistic
goes to a place where all autists hangout

Pls. Biz is not all autisric

I live in southwest PA and plan on moving by the end of December. Why do you need a roommate? Did the last one leave?

>>565306
My brother. He's moving in with his lady friend or something.

I'm 21 with no friends (who will room/meet my standard) as in they're NEETs

>>565305
dat wal mart coffee table

Yea, I'm actually about to buy a new one. We all gotta start somewhere :^)

All of the cheap furniture I bought as a poor fag at 18, I'm too cheap to replace it lol

Why do you trust someone on 4chan over craigslist? I could be a serial rapist body builder who ties you up with your Ohio State flag/and or blanket and forcefully fuck you up your tight asshole before killing you.

>>565315
why would a person on 4chan lie to me?

>>565310
Do you have a big sign that says 'defecate' in your bathroom?

Are your bathrooms clean and does anyone ever blow their fucking nasty ass snot all over the shower curtains?

>>565319

I laughed harder than I should've. No I think I do have a sign that says "Bathroom"

I'm shit at decorating, I know. Come at me.

>>565320
2br 2 bath.
You would get your own.

Also has washer and dryers. And a pool. And a fitness room. (I won't lie its shit, it's like 3 shitty exercise machines including a treadmill)

:^)

If you posted this either a few months ago or a few months from now I might have been up for this. Living in Youngstown and job is pretty shaky but as long as they don't fire me, my job is pretty cozy.

Just paranoid because I only have an hour of work to do in each 8 hour work day.

>>565326
>few months from now

My lease is up in March.

Oh and if you want a job through me, you need to be able to pass a drug test. I'm amazed at how many people bitch about not having a job / not being able to find work, yet when I offer them help they don't want to give up weed.

I don't drink or do drugs

>>565266

are girls okay? My lease is almost up near german village and rent is killing me. I'd be dtf once a week or so if rent can be knocked down by half, though you'd have to pay utilities. 26 y/o qt here, no kids.

>>565333
those trips alone would be enough to drive a man wild.

To be honest, I don't care who I get as long as you pay your rent, don't kill me, and keep clean.

I'm not loud and obnoxious, I rarely have guest over aside from my grandparents. pls respond

>>565309

So clean. Are you Patrick Bateman?

are you a qt? will you accept gay blowjobs for rent monies?

>>565266
I could do this but theres a few things you should know...

>I spit when I talk
>I have broken every television in my house with a wiimote
>I leave daily shit stains in the toilet
>I sleepwalk. Usually with a knife. I suggest you barricade your bedroom door with furniture when you sleep
>Sometimes Im too lazy to walk to the toilet to pee so I will pee in the nearest bottle, glass or container. I once pee'd on a cat.
>I frequently bring questionable characters home. I suggest you hide your ipod, iphone, wallet, and generally anything of value
>I never clean
>I collect spiders
>I will draw on your face or shave your eyebrows if you fall asleep on the couch
>I will try to fuck any females who call or come over.. Including your mom.

Im sure there is more that I've left out.. Let me know if you're interested ?

>>565339
nobody ever comes over, i never use my tv. Paid $700 for a nice decoration. I sit in my room and spend all my time outside of work on 4chan and steam.

>>565342
>has his own bathroom
>leave shit stains in his toilet

m7 that's not gonna deter me, I couldn't care less if you bath in your own shit in your bathroom.

>>565343
oooh I cant wait to leave some manstains on that couch

>>565346
Bathe*

Fuck my keyboard.

>>565341
n-no? :(

I just want you to keep me as your pet

I'm the guy.
I consider myself like a young Lou Bloom from the movie Nightcrawler. I'm intelligent, business minded, motivated and willing to move from California to Ohio
I've been having rapid life changes lately and I'm ready for another. I can also probably get you laid

>>565346
Cool. How much meth do you think I'll get for that television ?

>>565349
Not gay. Sorry M7. I said earlier I don't want to get raped.
>>565350
I feel as if though the way you wrote this, you want to kill me.

I'll make a throwaway email here in a minute so people who are serious can contact me privately

>>565350

>plastic covers on the lamp shade

Who are you people.

>>565350
omg you're hot. i'll let you abuse my boypussy anytime you want as well

>>565350
He has plastic covers on his lamp shades.
He plans to murder someone and make the cleanup easier.

See thats the kind of observation power you get with a meth head as a room mate. You should let me come and fuck your shit up

>>565359
I'll consider it, waiting for the "qt female" to get back to me
>>565306
>>565326
>>565333
Please respond
>>565350
You too if you aren't a troll or serial killer.

>>565266
Just put am ad on craigslist and specify "Must enjoy shitposting on a japenese anime messageboard"

>>565353
I don't have any desire to kill you so much as maybe help you decorate
What's the job?

>>565355
Chemist?

pic related might be me and might not be. Please post religious belief so I can conclude if I would like to be associated with you in any way whatsoever. What are you interested in?

>>565363
You posted no email
I can throw in a female (one in the pic) if you buy both of our tickets

>>565367
i'm also a meme, so you get extra brownie points on 4chan.

>>565367
dat monobrow

>>565371
>tfw DSLR camera

>>565365
Manual labor. I can pretty much guarantee you a job at my work, but I know of many other manual labor places hiring as well.

I'm going back to school next year.

Most places will start you off at $13/hr+benefits, one place I know, though you aren't guaranteed to get hired starts at around $16-$18/hr.

>>565364
Good suggestion but I like /biz/ so much I want to live with them.

>>565367
I don't know what I consider myself. I was raised Christian, but I think I'm more agnostic. I don't know what I believe to be honest.

>>565370
you look like eliot rodger

email is in the name.

Still want the "qt who is DTF" but that's my dick thinking more than anything.

>>565377
I get that on here and I really don't see it too much. His chink-lips have nothing on mine and I don't even use chapstick.

>>565379
pls reconsider. am qt gayboy :3

>>565385
m7 you gay, I'm not.

She actually lives in Columbus unlike most of you. I want to go see Nightcrawler, maybe we can go together and discuss /biz/ness

>>565379
It's not a girl.

Emailed you
>>565388
Up to you, but I'm willing to help you dress, be your gym buddy and, like I said, I can probably get you laid

>>565389

It was worth a shot ;_;

You'd better post a short 'bio' or 'about me'. nobody wants to bother emailing someone they will statistically not like. What is this job??

>>565398
Give me a second and I will.

I'm 21
I like to browse 4chan, exercise (I don't go to the gym I just do a home workout), play video games although I'm not big into them anymore.

I pretty much spend most of my time either working, sleeping, or on my computer. I work 3rd shift.

I'm clean, but not kill you clean, just don't make a fucking mess and we'll be good. Don't destroy the unit and I don't care what you do in your room. I just want my security deposit back.

I'm okay at cooking. I don't mind cooking for people if they help in some way (either pay or clean up). I don't mind doing it all once in a while but my brother liked to take advantage of me paying for everything, cooking, and cleaning, so I refuse to fall into that again.

I can be social as fuck, or anti-social as fuck. Depends. I rarely drink, don't smoke.

I want a dog really bad and might get one eventually, but I can't commit to that with not knowing where I'll be in a year.

I think that about covers it.

OP seems like a cool guy and If I lived in Ohio I would take you up on that offer, but alas I live in Michigan. We can still dubs post on the chan together though OP.

>>565410
American Psycho is one of my favorite movies. :^)

>>565408
Also want a dog
A purebred with akc papers to prove it

If you split it with me and didn't want it, I'd keep it. If it didn't work out in general I could just give it to my grandpa

>>565414
Are you a sociopath like dubsman? :^]

>>565414
I want a shih tzu or small dog. Dunno if you want some fuckhuge dog

My id keeps changing bc phone but this is Collin
>>565413
Read the book

>>565416
meant for OP :DDDDD not u

>>565350
Did you go to ohio state?

>>565416
I don't think so
Maybe

>>565417
I'd prefer a pit bull
The bully breed is pretty small

>>565418
The book is good, I second this

>>565421
I dunno. I really wanted a Shih Tzu cause that's what I had when I lived with my parents.

I think it's something we'd have to discuss later but pic related is too cute

>>565420
I live in California and mostly don't believe in college

What kind of bizness do you want to start OP?

>>565427
one where you check my dubs

Dunno. I've been thinking this for a while and I really don't know. But I do want to start one

>>565429
I've been thinking about a really well put together IT consultation firm when I get some more hands on experience. Otherwise I've been considering a small restaurant or food truck, just as a starting point of my entrepreneurship experiences

>>565430
I was thinking a car dealership myself. Pain in the ass to do that though, so I wasn't sure. Maybe doing something involving a trade since I know a lot of tradies.

Don't know enough about IT to do anything with it really
;-;

>>565432
Web dev has gotten huge (and easy) recently especially the huge scam of SEO. If you can find some boomer owned businesses in the area that can't tell a CPU from their taint you can sell them up the asshole a cobbled-together word-press site that you can make in under 30 minutes. Lrn2 make your own website though if you plan on starting a bizness. I heard car dealerships are a pain in the ass as well

>>565432
If you do Auto work, Oil change / Quick lubes are mighty fucking profitable. That start-up cost would be a bitch though

>>565435
>Catalog
.tfw no capital to start a bizness

>>565445
Put your money in Oil ETFs soon, then watch as OPEC funds your start up in a few months

>>565296

>female roommate between 25 and 55

What's Jeff up to?

>>565453
Murders and executions mostly

>>565266

It's funny, OP, as I am a 25 yo engineer living in Grove City, waiting for a roommate to move in in a month or so. If my circumstances were a little different, I might bite.

>>565363

me again, Okay I am interested. But i have to ask, are you white? email is tightwhitehottwat@gmail.com (throwaway account faggots)

lets do this shit, meet up somewhere tonight to hammer out the details?

>>565458
OP is obviously white.

>>565458
>email failed
>email failed

If you're serious about meeting you're gonna have to email me. Still discussing it with Collin as well.

>>565448
I don't know about that. Too risky for me

>>565480
I'll send you some dead presidents if I become a millionaire, I swear to God.

>>565482
.tfw I only have $3k for my rainy day fund saved

>>565458
im samefagging so hard and nobody can stop me.

If you really want to meet tonight, obviously I am white but I can't email you because it's saying "failed"

You need to email me before it get's too late.

>>565296
jef pls go

>>565514
op here

why are you telling jeff to go he's a nice guy

>>565523
it's a /fit/ joke, its about jeff seid, some other guy.

>>565274
I live 5 minutes from dowtntown Columbus. I can't be your roommate but I can help find you one. Where do you work?

>>565531
I don't work in Columbus.

>>565529
jeff is a nice guy though

>>565533
damn bro check those fine ass dubs

pic related: it's the pool.

>>565589

>>565596
leave the state that shall not be mentioned and come chill with me bro.

We can spend hours shitposting on 4chan and talking about how much the state up north sucks and how detroit is a shithole

git gud

>>565598
Nah m8, I remember Toledo you son of a bitch

>>565599
holy shit

you were so close to quad dubs

Fuck Toledo, come down here and talk to daddy

>>565601
I have to finish some classes, and I'm not a grill to be inticed by your masculine wiles.

>>565605
lol thats why we beat u soms of bitches today.

Transfer to a quality uni down here.

Haha who am I kidding, it's not that great

>>565605
oh u so butthurt u guys lost u done replying??

Get rekthttp://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuvxVugyVzXWEOMo31d9IPpBjLFm0UdLrIFZJHN5dpkJj2OGREAyJuu01TKg-KeYO0u74LfJXwjVkXeshFdWzxC9CzPtxhu8KeIcr-SsrdppSzg67YHhVyBbc1TSqJMSDnXfn7yWa7zWGS80eyK1wMGRmzlu5dU9ad3ljSbVDGvJoGfkY9rILE3ticZcU3oq9dplueGlQ6m7hNewiKH5pn-7_3jIsxk8rlnxGvRyX4y2JJMhrH1OSUN0UxqO0FTkDRkvk3cYAFVUuum6X1ab0L_VuoLcWg&th=,8bDTAXGlvmxwTbZ1Ciq2Rbzr_fAAAAAcoAAAADvYAi6057QEkwR2ZQpshfjXBxfgocezogbnsC3Md1WEu1YhIH2atkZ63nE0PsXTOvfVQWMfWeE85AyTGqYI9jfghD_Nowpt5hRfFgurzP4CM6x35B9J4KqBH7mNHFzXQXuqs9FrlHvqJxwXU_HWrBWSSPGeAbgtZLvh8tcKuPUjMtB_K2in6U3e6YHRf0gLqgXx9JwWii9-BH4k-2_pT6Sz7DvUzg_F4WLvv9JXH3k3Nn4MKETeNpFyTnzvQYW1rE2mQB6bK_brSAnghehV1R-32vq968CqV5qzJHoz37y7IIJ7kPMQPtF0OPsJ_jkgjKE62jJGMDzwnkQ-3r06ptjy9I21ksy6vMFy4yz3Z8H9LObVI1RTHEuqtVM8G0QTzBd1ZYFQAoLTrmf1gU-paU15ansVxxzApSMbV3KfuLC4eouufTy03ZwXG1i1favE-6TvH1unvvjFxDeCwhq4XaXPlWb5mAjlVniEDB-TdxfF3J7cArANV_RkEQO-w2FMdqIzIaSubb2FrHIdaV13Pgt_9UWNjrIFrq8Cd39foAnoHmO0NLVgJgd4y7oiuQioc4JDhtJr5vfyNrg8-XcWHvA3SYqa8t4-qKo85j27eCkJuR2D-C4L-y4FczDiAUU9iewKGhw_zCUC6RRC2QD3Y4cvaUXvZ78S9GF6cCnrp11yxYArp3bIeCDdmcZ1F-vUXpjSDSKLnz9-4OeGMm_itXKJzSnXm4AkWi8KoO61yM9ABFY

>>565619
top kek

>>565625
kek yo ass before you rekt yourself

>>565284
are you serious

>>565648
I'm as serious as a heart attack bro

>>565305
>>565309
>>565310

Nice try OP. I'm not living in a sideways house.

>>565648
he's right, i wouldn't exactly be afraid of anyone from 4chan.

>>565659
Yeah... Not sure why my phone uploaded them like that

>>565296
>female roomates
> :)

dont trust a 41 yr old who uses smileys. ever.

>>565694
fuck.
off.

Why is everyone hating on jeff

>>565619
I was having dinner
I got a res at Dorsia

>>565697
PAUL

STOP

>>565699
Oh you know Paul Allen?
How the fuck did manage to get the Fischer account?

>>565703
by getting them dubs

check it out

>>565703
man im mad as hell I thought that qt was gonna go see nightcrawler with me and we were gonna bang

so much for /biz/

>>565715
There are no girls on the Internet.

>>565721
sure there are

>>565703
>>565715
That really sucks, Nightcrawler was the shit, up there with American Psycho. Did you at least make the money to buy the ticket?

>>565765
>make the money to buy the ticket

what m7? I ain't poor I can afford a damn movie ticket

>>565773
It's a meme, from the trailer

>>565778

>>565778
kek I figured it was but by the time I had wrote that I was too late

>>565783
I went to go see it with a friend and we just tore up the theater with laughter. Everyone else got mad. How was your Thanksgiving?

>>565786
lonely

lost my gf

tfw no gf.

>>565789
Fuck bitches get money

#BIZ get the money, dollar dollar bill

>>565791
But man do I miss her

;_;

>>565797
Get over it, you can make almost any woman your dream girl. People don't get that.

>>565797
Jesus christ that pic is awful when its stretched out
>>565802
tfw she gave me the best kinkiest sex ever though

>>565807
Is she part jew?

>>565808
puerto rican
but lol

>>565266
Would you marry me so I can live in america for a while

no homo tho

>>565266

I would never live with someone from the chons

>>566089
Sry mateo

>>565660
>i wouldn't exactly be afraid of anyone from 4chan
how many times has someone on /b/ posted the body of someone that they just killed?
how many people on 4chan are pedophiles?
how many terrible things are posted and viewed everyday on 4chan?
i don't want to know any of you in real life.

>>566542
This is /biz/, not /b/

Please stop being scared.

inb4 I get raped and killed.

>>566542
Like, twice maybe, the rest were pics they found online and decided to be edgy and scare newfags with.

Lurk moar.

>>566736
oh no they gonna kill op!!!

I don't know.... I'd be concerned.

I'd do it though. I'd love to have friends IRL

>i was going to write friends from 4chan, but when I looked at what I typed, it's accurate.

>>565274
lol my grandparents live there

>>565531
I think this dude wants to download his sperms into your butt OP

>Completely /biz/iness related.

>>567242
it is biz related

saving money

detroitfag here (white male)

i'd do it except i can't ditch all of my family that's here, maybe in another life opie

>>565458
I will never get to meet you

kill me

Lamp

Sure. I could always use an excuse to finally move out.

>>565305
I have that same table

Collin here
Columbus seems like the city to be in/near according to wiki
Top 10 places to do business in America, or something like that
Fastest growing tech (which is the golden goose in and of itself) hotspot