/biz/ - Business & Finance

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO NATGAS NIGGERS
ARE GAY TROON CLOWNS

stop using our memes we know they're fire but they're ours, from the pondering orb community

Baking

>>56575422
>hgopa hgopa
Ah yes, the panda sound.

We were so close to being the last one op is a fag.

>>56575431
FORGOT
PICREL
on the second attempt (NET error on the first)

>>56575441
Someone should tweet that at Tony, or message it to him through Bloomberg Chat
Where's the Bloomberg anon?

Stick is like crypto but funnier because the stocks don't move ALL in the same direction

>>56575419
Dude you are such a faggot loser for keeping /smg/ alive. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>picrel; I checked

The bottoms in

it's ogre

>KRE -1.73%
Lol. L mao even.

>>56575433
I shall do as I please

I started to hedge anons...
We are going to blow out my puts right?

I bought SPY calls, that means SPY is going to 450 this week, bitch

>pre-futures

>>56575478
none of these words are in the bible

>>56575476
Fucking loser is going to keep being a loser. Next time let /smg/ die you miserable dumb cocksucker

>pre-post market

I should make a tweetonet account. I make cramers picks look good!

>>56575435
The baker market is getting inflationary, somebody do a rape hike

>>56575433
shit is pretty fire though
>financially speaking

I literally cannot stop losing money.

I sold my spy puts like a bitch.

I suspect we rally back to daily highs just so bobos get fucked again.

>>56575490
If I have to be here, without my sis fucking thread, then so do you!

>>56575534
Good man.
Keep transferring your money to me.

Spy might as well just be called sdxy at this point.
>>56575540
I didn't sell all of mine heh.

>>56575542
sounds like i missed some really juicy /smg/ lore

>>56575540
Yamcha got cucked so hard he never recovered. They keep wishing this mother fucker back too so he can keep being a cuck

>>56575551
There are apparently a surprisingly large number of regulars who have fucked their siblings.

Why didn't you buy MARA?

>>56575551
janny ruined my fun and threatened to ban me...again.

>>56575489
numeric value of Q is 1
One is the Omega
QQQ is 1 1 1
the father, the son, the holy spirit
Amen. Jesus please give me gains

My 40k in the bank is only growing a measley 4.50$ a day.

Just here for O earnings
I'm not buying anything until we go back to 41xx

>>56575599
Fuck I forgot to buy more O puts.

>>56575574

>>56575574
Why is this surprising? Smiggers are literally the type to bankrupt their father to get his company, sell their mother for a dollar, and fuck their sister all to get ahead. Smiggers are vicous.

>>56575580
Qanon was the second coming of Jesus. The rapture already happened, he took Jeffrey Epstein and Billy Graham with him and left.

>>56575534
Berkshire tanked off the EP, dragging the SPY down. Europe closed red, China big green and we're typically inverse, Vix is waking up. Wtf are u even doing

Well I opened up my spy puts again. $4k worth.

$433 by wednesday at a dollar apiece or so.

If we see $430 i'll be tickled pink.

>>56575613
Plot twist, Qanon was Hunter on crack trolling

i'm gonna buy uvxy

>>56575610
I'm not like that but then again I haven't fucked my sister.

Just checked in on the old portfolio and man am I getting my ass fucked today, what's going on?

>>56575646
Holy shit, I sold fake H-1B visas to some of those companies!

>>56575646
What an absolute menagerie of shit.

>>56575613
#blessed

>>56575605
is this a morrowind meme?

>>56575634
ngmi

>soft landing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNsCLFWi_g

hmmm

>>56575646
Good lord I do business with several of these companies.

Say it with me

WE
LANDED
SOFT

>>56575680
hell yeah

>>56575683
I could see doing it with my cousin, that sounds really comfy. desu marrying first cousins should be normalized. I just don't see it with my sister.

I am a simple man,
if the RSI is above 70 I hedge
If it is bellow 30 I sell the hedge and buy.

>PYPL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56575693
based

>>56575599
>O earnings
It’s a credit tenant triple net REIT what the fuck are you expecting to happen?

>>56575707
Hah. I was just reading the post about them on VIC. So many of those are retarded. I feel like I could get let in easily.

>>56575692
We're sliding into stagflation and debt this country will never recover from.

buying after a 5% rally? uhm, reality check, chud...

>>56575702
>pic literally disproves the strategy
lol. lmao even.

Korean war veterans crying right now @ South korea banning shortselling. Anti freedom, anti capitalist, anti america

>>56575719
Hol up is my man Stotle here advocating for being a fuckin jannie?

>>56575717
Any time a big name is company gets written up there you can just inverse it. Very easy

>>56575723
I bought before. Should I sell now?

>sold my puts at a loss
>switched to calls
>now losing money again

I’m not good at this

>>56575711
well they did go through with a huge acquisition recently, so that could potentially spark something adverse showing up

>>56575738
Check the gamma exposure and IV next time.

>>56575732
Ari got his start as a jannie for Plato and the western mind has suffered for thousands of years as a result

>>56575738
Greed and desperation, as well as impatience are bad.

If you have to buy, always buy EOD.

>>56575738
are you the guy who had 435 strikes? should have just waited, you were itm and it'll go down more

>>56575732
Lmfao

>>56575742
I have no idea what that means.

>>56575719
>and debt this country will never recover from.

What are you talking about? We are already well in that territory for several decades now. Fiat currency can literally go on to infinity. There is literally no breaking point at all.

>>56575760
We’re like record positive gamma which means that banks have to sell equities if they go up and buy them if they go down so moves are muted

>>56575770
You're a fan of the Zimbabwean school of economics I see.

When you are ready for big boy investing hop on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>56575768
>>56575768
>>56575768

if the US 10 year treasury bill breaks back over 4.70%, the market will absolutely shit itself. You've been warned :)

>>56575781
All you have to do is move the decimal over a few times and start at the new floor and keep going up. The ride only ends if everyone thinks it ends.

>>56575774
You think this is the first time this has happened?

>>56575784
Hahahahahaha fag

Kindest regards,
Warren H Buffett

>>56575787
>4.7
It'll go to 5 again, it'll just take a while. Treasury really dried up the supply, so it's going to take a lot longer but they either cut rates or it goes back to 5.

>>56575805
Based dividend king Warren “the dividend dominator” Buffett

>>56575805
>H

>>56575799
No but this is the most positive it’s been in like a decade. With 0dte it’ll roll off in a couple days, but there aren’t gonna be huge moves until then unless something happen

>>56575806
Or they just print money

>>56575806
I agree, but this is /smg/ anons here prefer the 1m chart. have to give them something they can see

>>56575784
dividends are an IRS invented scam to force periodic selling and taxes. It's literally negative sum

>>56575816
that's inflationary anon.

>>56575816
Don't give Jerome any ideas.

>>56575816
>print money to make the yield go down
that makes the yield go up more, based retard-anon

>>56575822

Intraday I really like the 3,18 & 65 minute timeframes.

>>56575829
May I see the source that backs up this statement. I’m going to disregard if you can’t source this

>>56575838
I thought it worked the other way: the yeild going down made them print more money.

>>56575838
Not if you use the money to extinguish all the debt. Check mate

>>56575834
No, Anon, you print money to stop inflation :^)

>>56575855
Treasuries aren't callable.

>>56575841
me

>>56575841
>please waste time invalidating my shitpost

>>56575784
I have a healthy divvy portfolio but it's absolutely not the best way to make money in the stock market.

>>56575861
God, Japan's economy is so moribund fucking hell

If I wanted to use the schwab app instead of the TDame app I would have.
Shit interface.
Death to schwab

>>56575861
I see everyone took a look at our inflation reduction act and thought it was a serious piece of legislation. Lol

>>56575883
The same people who wrote it probably wrote this.

>>56575873
kek this anon couldn’t back up his stamens made here >>56575829 and is now retard posting

>>56575862
>muh rule of law

>>56575909
Talk about the yield going up lol.

>>56575738
Yeah, that's what options gambling is like.
>>56575699
Sister marriage = Ptolemaic Egypt
First cousin marriage = Habsburg dynasty
Second cousin marriage = Kennedy family
>Careful studies of Roman census records and other papyri indicate that almost twenty percent of marriages in Roman Egypt were unions between full siblings.
Egypt had so much taboo fucking that Romans would even move there with their siblings to legally fuck their sisters' bushes.

>>56575914
I mean if it’s between the us government defaulting, a global depression, hyperinflation, and a recapitalization that provides a cantillon effect to the global 0.01% that holds the bonds… not gonna happen, but it’s the smart choice

>>56575784
what do you do when the dividend gets cut in a bear market?

Small caps? More like small... craps!

Please stop with the sisterfucking.

>>56575935
Shitpost like we're susposed to be.

>>56575928
>The market correcting prices so people aren't forced to overpay is... le bad!

>>56575945
t. Guy jealous he doesn't have a sister

>>56575945
Is your sister single?

>>56575958
that's the nice thing about your sister. If you train her right it doesn't matter if she's in a relationship, gets married or whatever. You were her first and it always belongs to you for life. And since you're her brother, her boyfriends/husband will never suspect anything as he's eating sloppy seconds

Guys, please.

>>56575945
Seriously, what the fuck is all this sisterfucking talk these days...

>>56575945
>>56575975
I just came here to watch 434 get crossed eleventy times

>>56575982
real /smiggers/ do whatever it takes to make it. if that means giving your sister the Lean Hog then that's da fuk you do

>>56575982
It's because of that one game that came out that popularized it and zoomers are all about funny taboo humor.

>>56575982
The stock market isn't doing so hot lately. I think that has something to do with it.

>No, we're not entering a recession
>Okay, we might be entering a recession
>But it will just be like the 1980s
Has financial journalism always been this shitty?

>>56575988
It looks like it will land on 434.20.
So ice cream but not hooters tonight.

>>56575935
Dividends outperform growth in a bear market. What do you do when your NFT stocks go to $2 in a bear market. LMAO

>>56575993
Crusader Kings III?

>>56575988

>>56575999
At least the corpo art matches the semitic soul

NHMD Bros, what the fuck happened...?
Penny Jesus told me this was guaranteed 30x...

>>56575577
You are my hero.

>>56576010
zoomers don't know what that is, i meant this one

>>56575999
>somehow interpreted that title as being about a war in the third world on first reading
I'm going the fuck back to sleep

>>56575993
>It's because of that one game that came out
What does a game have to do with incest posting on smg?
>>56575998
Idk man the market was up quite a bit last week when all this sisterfucking talk started.

>>56575999
checked
yes

>>56576033
In a way, the third world is always at war.
>>56576047
Based Clemens. His Joan of Arc book is excellent.

>Starbucks, $SBUX, says it will increase pay for U.S. retail workers by at least 3% in January.

>Baristas in February will also accumulate vacation time after 90 days of work.

keklmao I hope normies are ready to pay $30 for a single latte soon

Since I don't have a sister, does that mean I have to fuck your sister instead?

>>56575999
Yes, in 2008 like no one was even talking about the sub-prime mortgages & bad debt.

Everyone knows where itcomes from. Ask pol. There is one (modern) source for this taboo. It is porn. There is only one people responsible for all porn. The same people blast the palestinos with it. Must have no negative effects on a people.

>>56576055
Who the fuck pays for toast with mole on it?

>>56576076
Now everyone is talking about bad debt, banks losses etc... I guess that's bullish.

>spy back to green
bobo i hope you had your fun, 1 and a half hours of red is all you get

>>56575852
It's complex, but in general yield is a reflection of market demand for debt. Printing money, inflation etc, is never going to make a country's debt more attractive. I.e. lower yield. Governments can set yields artificially low and use QE to keep it low, but that often times kills the currency because they're basically printing, you can see this in Japan's BOJ as an extreme example. Countries can persist in this kind of a policy for decades though, especially in a growing GDP environment which helps them cover up policy errors

>>56576096
I am beheemd.

>>56576081
I havent fapped in 2 weeks and i feel very different i feel robust and capable whereas i used to be hollow and weak.
2 more weeks and im super sayian.

>>56576112
I love dairy.

>>56576094
They wont even admit we've been in a recession lol

>Markets up?
doesn't matter
>Markets down?
doesn't matter
>Crab?
doesn't matter
When you short volatility you make money regardless. Index fags btfo eternally

I just went to check on laundry and WTFWT?

>>56576119
Based Brother. It makes me feel completely different as well. The seed of life is important and we shouldn't squander it to "feel good"

>>56576130
What are the odds my 70 0dte spy puts at $434 end up making me money?

I need it to get to $433.5 to break even.

>>56576144
Checked, I mean everyone should know we are in a recession because of the decline in the standard of living.

>>56576029
It's obviously viral marketing. They refuse to buy an ad. Dark times, too. Muh edgy roastie cannibal brother-seducer. I'm so glad that I didn't grow up on games like this.

>>56576154
>0dte
what is wrong with you anon

Check the yields.

>>56576154
>0dte
Chances are slim to none. Appreciate the dairy posting though.

>>56576178
Check the yids.

>>56576174
Yeah I'm a degenerate goombler I guess. All I do is post titties and lose money apparently.

You might as well call me the Coombler

>>56576178

Fucking yields man, are we really gonna be heading to 6% soon?

>>56576112
>Milk sloshing noises every time she moves
Where can I find a busty asian wife like that?

>>56576187
Thanks for your honesty anon. From one dairy appreciator to another.

>>56576200
W E W
E
W

The sp500 has closed red the last 3 months in a row. You can count on one hand the number of times the sp500 has been red 4 months in a row. Santa is coming to town

>>56576200
its fine to gamble on options but dont do 0dte, odds are you'll get blasted theta in most trades

>>56576203
I've gotten head before, but what's shoulders?

>>56576055
>They don't sneak cappuccinos from the boss' personal espresso machine.
Starbuck breaking.
>>56576200
AWOOOOOGA.

>>56576222
All we need is a decent sour hour right anon? Right??

>>56576154
Depends on broker. Rabbihood is almost nil. They will close your order and sell at market price @ 1530. You can quickly make one again but they will do the same thing again at like 1535, 1540, etc to .... "Protect" you in their Kol Nidre kinda way.

THREADLY REMINDER TO TIP YOUR BROKER HALF YOUR GAINS YOU COCK SMOKING TEABAGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1t0IPDWWS7Y

good time to into japanese auto makers or did i miss the boat?

>>56576154
You're golden, anon. Watch this dump into the close.

>>56576200
daughter mogged to oblivion. imagine being younger and tighter body but still not enough against massive milkers

>>56576239
Thats why im doing the 0dtes to begin with. I cant sell options on the daily til I get to $25k. Didnt realize that til I got my $4k in there today.

Plan was to risk it and get the biscuit and start running the wheel when I got to $25k. Looks like thats not in the cards. Fuck.

>>56576236
it will have to be a really big dump for it to make up the loss of value from theta over the last hour and some change
you can have have a way smaller 1dte position but not bleed as much money every minute that passes

>>56576225
controversial opinion: i dislike bjs

>>56576204
>asian
That appears to be some kind of feather by my estimation

stocks just got expensive
it could be a bubble
too bad my positions
are already rubble

>>56576249
Thanks for the hope anon.

I'd hate to lose it all but at this point it's ride or die.

NEVER
ENDING
RELENTLESS
BID

>>56576268
She looks mongolian to me.

>>56576255
what's she trying to hide? There's nothing there

>>56576161
What really gets me is will I still be robust enough to keep on keepin on when the next round happens, likely in the 2030s?

>>56576265
The semi uncomfortable aspect of it is part of the appeal. It’s tons of stimulation but also feels bad?

>>56576265
>controversial opinion: i dislike bjs
That's okay, anon. If your boyfriend doesn't respect your decision then leave that asshole. A pretty girl like you has plenty of options

>>56576285
Many such cases...

>>56576265
You've probably just never been with a guy who can do it properly.

Bearish/bullish on overnight swing?

>>56576153
I have an urge to reproduce now i wish i had a wealthy wife or something like that.

good luck

-mike

Bullish on TKO

>going long on microcap bioshits that have upcoming PFUDA dates
>but also doing volatility hedges with by going long on both LABD/LABU at the same time to get the ideal exposure
So in theory, one of these shits will eventually pop and get outsized gains. Because I'm going long on the etfs, I don't have to pay any transaction fees on them (only when selling), so I only really have to worry about tracking error and things breaking correlation.
Lost $340 two months ago, lost $70 last month, and I think I'm almost at breakeven this month

>>56576161
But have they updated the definition of standard of living yet?

>>56576081
How do I get into the adult film business? It's probably super cheap and easy since you don't need any costumes or anything like that.

>>56576390
in theory you will never lose money because you're buying stocks in unprofitable trash companies that print shares every quarter to pay their executives

>>56576076
Right, we didn't decide that that's what happened until The Big Short came out. At the time it was just, "Holy shit things are failing." All of that was a post-hoc explanation to draw attention away from the role short-sellers had in the crisis.

>>56576154
Probably a little late at this point, I'm sorry anon. If you had a little more duration it might work. I'll hope for a godcandle down to save your strikes.

>>56576239
>>56576255
>>56576154
My broker says anything after 2:30 pm is liable to get closed on expiration date

>>56576403
>you don't need any costumes
Not true, the girl needs to dress up like someone who is happy with their life choices

>>56576214
Thats a face worthy of gangbang bukake bdsm golden shower with a bit of grated dick cheese on top.

>>56576154
Zero. Why are you doing this today of all days when there’s no data to substantially move markets? JPow talks on Wednesday

>>56576411
Well my optiooooons are fucked. We didnt dump into close. I'm hosed.

I switched them to 15, $435 0dte poots.

Fuck. I'm out $3.5k in one day. Brutal.

>>56576409
>you're buying stocks in unprofitable trash companies that print shares every quarter to pay their executives
I'm literally holding them for like 2 weeks max and hedging the downside with an inverse etf. They're supposed to stay correlated, but in the event that one of their drugs breaks away from the market price, that's where I'll get my alpha from. And they're phase 3 trials, so that should be pretty safe (eg they're proven to be effective, it's just down to dosing at that point)

*record scratch*
>you're probably wondering how I got here

>>56576301
cute girl

Why didn't you buy META in November 2022?

>>56576421
I got a great idea, we'll find a broad who looks like Nikki Haley on onlyfans, and then we'll get a random pajeet to play Vivek Ramaswamy and we'll make an adult film. Then in the middle of the scene, we'll get a guy wearing a donald duck costume to come in and take off his head and it's the real Chris Christy.

>>56576255
Hilarious how women will wear basically underwear in public so you can see their cameltoe and ass in 4k but then they'll cover their cleavage lol

>>56576468
Just use frame-by-frame post and use AI to slap whoever's face on it

>>56576457
Cause I fuckin hate those guys.

>>56576444
Your dad railed his sister?
Checked by the way

>>56576457
>Why didn't you buy PYPL in November 2023.
Look to the future not to the past.

>>56576477
I'm not good at computers, but I'm really good at subverting my host nation.

>Why didn't you buy slaves in the 17th century?

>>56576482
it was meant as a reply to >>56576427 but I am obviously retarted ironically validating your post

of course we're going to crab into the close...

>>56576470
Kek. I guess they don't put much thought into and wear whatever is popular.

I'm back in the brappy gas business, boys
t. just bought some UNG

>>56576502
Great-grandparents came here at the turn of the 1900s. Arrived here with nothing. Literally nothing. One guy passed out drunk and naked on a boat and woke up in New York.

>>56575861
This is nothing but good news to me, reccesions in Japan improve the hentai game genre output. That and it means a sell off of figures and other stuff

BBC Bullish

DAL - Delta Airlines is strong fucking buy. holy shit when earnings come out after first real post COVID holiday it's going to be unreal spring 2024. Ez 60% bump.

>>56576470
>>56576516
>Talking to single mom coworker about exercising.
>"Yeah, anon. At the gym, I just sweat so much. Even with the A/C blasting. I do so much cardio."
>"So how do you mitigate that?"
>"I stopped wearing panties under my yoga pants."

Power half hour?

Eddie Pan is a tiny faggot.

>>56576411
Must be nice being retarded

>>56576548
I get the reference therefore this meme appeals to my intellectual vanity. I like you anon

>>56576551
she wants the lean hog, anon. give it to her

>>56576548
That pic. Top fucking kek.

cut the fucking chatter and talk about stocks holy fuck

its like the glowies are trying to distract us from something today

Buy BOIL or wait?

Are there any good Adult Film stocks?

>the glowies
where the bobo niggers at to laugh at them too

News: it is illegal to sell stocks, even if the market violently dumps tomorrow (likely) you are not allowed to sell!

>>56576582
I just sold a call for WMT

>>56576411
Signs were there, same as they are now.

>>56576551
>Fucking skank, you're a mother show some respect

>>56576029
how can I invest into incest
what is the incest stock

>>56576621
A toddler could lend money better than modern bankers.

>>56576621
Times are so bad I don't think that would even help nearly as much as they think it would

>>56576621
>>56576652
with ZIRP, NIRP, and QE companies could waste money on non-economic activity and still be profitable since the more you did this kind of ESG foolishness the more the money printer firehose got aimed your way. So even when you lost you still made profits
>the firehose is off

>>56576411
LMAO.
what a fucking retard you are.
>SHORT SELLERS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR 2008!!!
>NOT GREED!! NOT THE FAILURE OF RISK MANAGEMENT!!!
>SHORT SELLERS
>THOSE DAMN SHORT SELLERS CAUSED THE SYSTEMIC RISK EVENT!!!
genuinely, your post is the most retarded thing I have read all day. congratulations

>>56576747
It was the short sellers, if there weren't any short sellers the market wouldn't have you know the thing.

>>56576747
people like this think stocks only go down because of shorting. thats how you get people who think shorting should be banned. they never look at what has happened when shorting actually was banned, even for a small amount of time.

>>56576673
We are at economic retardation I didn't think was possible

>>56576756
If there were not any sort sellers, the bottom would have not been able to form.

When is it time to buy soxl weeklies again? I need to make some $

Nice upward crab day

>>56576777
checked. 2 weeks ago

Sorry the day we're gonna have tomorrow due to export "numbers"

>>56575982
What can I say, people are working from home and also fucking what's at home. It's all the online porn promoting it.

Ding ding ding! How did it got today anon?

OH WTFWT AT THE END

>be me
>iq unlimited
>height 6’1”
>weight 81.7 kg
>gigachad by all standards
>tired of this primitive obsolete planet with its worthless humanoid life form constantly playing game theory but inverted as it races to the bottom
>could blow up the entire solar system with a single thought
>and yet…yet…so much power would be too grotesque a display of power
>need only a few billion to lord over close family and make them seethe with rage as I laugh at their primitive insectoid existence

Fuck….

>>56576822
The market giving all the put holders a big middle finger.

>>56576818
...little up little down

>>56576818
+.96%

>>56576818
+311 EUR
could have been much worse

>>56576818
-0.06%
it is what it is

>>56576822
We told bobos this was going to happen. Retards were gloating over just 1-2% dip. Fucking morons.
>muh pullback
Yeah it pulled back and now you can pull on this dick bobo

>>56576818
I just added cash to my Roth.
>>56576578
>>56576634
All depends if she's into sister play.

>>56576427
did you accept the losses or did you wait to get btfo anon

>>56576551
I think she's coming on to you, anon. I had a hot divorced milf neighbor in the apartment complex I used to live way back when I was in high school, she was really touchy all the time whenever we were in the elevator together and would always comment about how nice I smelled, would I like to come over for snacks etc, random shit like that. Only now more than a decade later do I realize she was trying to bang. Autism is a curse.

>>56576818
at some point my leveraged ndx put made me some money, but i was out with friends and didn't react, and now it's in the red

>>56576818
Like -0.45% my dude. It's fuckin over.

>>56576818
The Era of slurping seems to be ending. Back to breakeven.
Perhaps someone has realized that selling me these calls at 20% implied odds might not be the wisest move.

>>56576818
-.19%

>>56576818
+0.54

>>56576889
But it's a good day when I can add a new Kornheiser to my collection.

>>56576874
>at some point my leveraged ndx put made me some money, but i was out with friends and didn't react, and now it's in the red
nothing worse than a missed gloating opportunity

>>56576818
Slightly in the negative but still up. I'm doing everything a smigger can to get the bag.

>>56576818
+0.36%

>>56576903
Likewise

>>56576818
I shorted volatility and am happy with today's results. VIX futures market maker paypigs never EVER get to cum

Kids these days are too dumb to use regular clocks to tell time...

How did he do it, /smg/? Isn't it time for you to apologise?

>>56576937
Is this the new meme like smoke detectors?

>>56576937
Everyone knows "teenagers" is just a euphemism for blacks.

>>56575440
the nothingburger of nothingburgers
>>56575861
w a t

>>56576946
You'd be wise to respect the ball.

I know a stock that will double 100% but I'm also afraid to share it here because I'm schizo and fully believe that some asshole likes to fuck with stocks smg likes

>>56576956
Relax anon, the Bogg twins are dead. They can't hurt you anymore.

>>56576937
Blame the government. They shut down schools for two years over the fucking sniffles.
But how do we profit on this retardation? Swatch shorts?

>>56576956
>enter the negamarket where you get paid to take shares

What a candle.

>>56577001
>/smg/ traders arguing

If you are not using broken wing butterflies on UVXY to harvest free premium from VIX futures market maker paypigs then can you even call yourself a real trader

>>56576927
why cant we just correct the 4hr rsi like a normal market?

Massa is about to win in Argentina.
How do I short the entire country?

>>56577034
but i went long on those

>>56577034
>using broken wing butterflies on UVXY
>a real trader

>>56577055
>>using broken wing butterflies on UVXY
>>a real trader

>>56577053
GGAL

>>56577062
>>>$150 on an options trade
>>>a real trader

>>56576937
Moving away from no child left behind was such a mistake

Fuck anons I literally lost 40lb and my waistline is normal again but fucking losing that last bit of stubborn belly fat before getting visible abs again takes fucking forever. This is starting to piss me off.

I am the greatest fool

>>56577074
>>>>$150 on an options trade
>>>>a real trader
broken wing butterflies are good for about a 4x gain at expiration. Since it's broken wing if UVXY gigapumps the losses are miniscule
>that's just one of many trades I have on. I could go on posting images for a while and then there's the fact I use option strategies as a diversifier, the bulk of my port (at least today) is in QLD, SVXY, and SSO
Also, crab bros, they hate our iron condors cuz they anus

how many people are investors and not traders here

>>56577096
Planks and ab crunches (make sure you stretch your arms over your head for the latter).

>>56577117
I just do whatever seems good at the time.

>>56577079
The right solution is school choice but we're at a point where I just don't give a shit considering the average student is going to be sub 90 IQ and brown

PYPL bros we suck again

>>56577117
I used to trade but sub par returns converted me into an investor. I really want to get into private equity investment but I don't have millions to play with.

>TUP still trying to break 2 dollar resistance
hurry up im bored

VIX futures market maker paypigs (and their smg minions) hate him

>>56577146
Good I need to deposit more cash and buy.

any interesting ah earnings?

>>56577106
I like it.

>>56577160
Based avoiding calls anon

>>56577153
I'm kinda glad bogleheading is a thing cause I know I'm a complete retard but I'm still out performing most traders

>>56576055
Who is stupid enough to pay $14 for some toast with avocado smeared on it? That's about a dollar's worth of ingredients and takes five minutes to make. There is zero talent involved, and it is impossible to screw up.

>>56577146
>>56577165
>god I can’t wait to buy more of a legacy payments/BNPL company while the Fed is rolling out instant transfers and the bank created Zelle

>>56577053

>plebs complain about high inflation
>"surely they will see that money printing is the problem and vote for le based conservatives to come clean up the mess!"
>instead the brown people keep voting for the government to send them printed money even while grumbling about inflation

There's a lesson here, for the bond bulls, but are they listening? More pain is needed before austerity comes to stupid countries. And the dumber and browner they are the more pain is needed.

>>56577096
You need to actually do something like running, swimming or biking to burn the fat. Weight training will build the muscle but the fat will still be on top.

>>56577172
yeah I just let my voicemail fill up over the course of a month and check it all then. if anything's really important I'll have already heard about it in person

>>56577165
Why would you invest in a dead company?
I used PYPL once about two decades ago.

>>56577117
I mostly invest but I trade with a little bit of fun money

>>56577196
A woman wrote this shitty take

>>56577194
>a country filled with Italian South Americans
>can’t figure out why they have hyperinflation

It was never going to work unless it became German

New >>56577228

>>56577194
once people realize they can vote in politicians to give them free shit the country is pretty much on borrowed time
hence the interest on the debt being more than our entire military budget right now

>>56577096
just don't eat, simple as

>>56577232
how about no

>>56577196
these are the people giving you financial advice
jfc, im crying
lol

>>56577117
I invest with like 95% of my port and do trading/options stuff with the other 5%.

>>56577243 >>56577273

>>56576747
>>56576756
>>56576765
Ty4glowing.
Shorties piling on risk and then going belly-up forced exposure of long-buried and can-kicked clusterfuck going back to the S&L crisis, with the derivatives speculation being one of several ways by which these entities have been trying to dig themselves out of the hole they dug for themselves in the 80s (which was itself driven by risky bullshit done to cover for the massively declining value of the dollar going back to the run on American gold during Nixon's presidency). It's cornering shorts and making them squeal like piggies all the way down motherfuckers.
>>56576621
They're just setting things up for the next scapegoat.

>>56577160
wait so is this longing or shorting the VIX?

>>56577971
Short

>>56578083
Short VIX futures specifically. Sometimes the VIX goes up while VIX futures go down. Today for example

>>56575419
i'd like to ponder her orbs if you know what i mean
SOXS sisters

>>56576551
Why are you wasting time talking to single moms? I don’t bother, there’s a reason the husband left and they won’t be your kids.