/biz/ - Business & Finance

Watch this thread devolve into the usual faggotry about LINK this, AVAX that, someone calling you a jeet and someone asking for spoonfeeds. You faggots haven't talked about a new gem in years.

I DARE anyone here to actually surprise me

>>56573534
Let's see. DERANGED on uniswap if you feel like investing the earliest on a microcap gem who will be talked about in 1 month once whales start pouring in.
Pepe trades if you feel like FOMOing into the dumpster fire right now and JONES if you feel like dying on a hill with some OG investors.
If you tell me you knew about these you're lying, plus fake, plus gay than gayer.

>>56573534
h-have you heard of chainlink?

>>56573534
For the first time in forever i have no shills to make bros im fully dried out

>>56573534
Nah to be honest im kinda just DCAAing BTC, there's not much to do lately

>>56573571
nice digits and greens

BAD OP, BAD, BACK TO THE CAGE WITH YOU

>Wagie, wagie! Get in cagie!
>Boss needs help now don't be lazy
>Zero breaks will make you crazy
>I'll tell the guards to get their tazie
>Need to get those new iPhones
>Got to pay those student loans
>Work your fingers to the bones
>Bosses need vacation homes
>Don't trust unions, vote in pairs
>Buy all of boss' consumer wares
>We'll stay seated in our chairs
>And make our bosses millionaires
>Love your work, love the pain
>Feel the life drain from your brain
>Think of all you have to gain
>As your dreams go down the drain
>Come on wagie, join the crew!
>Don't you want your wages too?
>And if the boss man makes you blue
>You deserve it, you're a screw!
>Weekend comes 'round after ages
>You can come collect your wages
>Throw your parties, have your rages
>Then get back into your cages

>>56573571
Dude is that a motherfucking yellow pepe or a new creature called uhhh...
Orange Joe?

>>56573506
U mean uni token?

>>56573728
Uniswap based tokens

>>56573726
I used to work on a place where the boss threatened all of us fellow workers to fire us and replace us with cheap foreigner workers every fucking month, we got pretty used to that and worked harder.
Needless to say I quitted as soon as they threatened me with cutting my salary, filmed the whole conversation and showed it to RRHH and the syndicate, got a huge bag of cash in compensation

>>56573727
No bro, it's the DERANGED mascot, you get it? its deranged because, just like my debilitating mental health it's DERANGED and psychopathic, mind going down the drain type of deal, fuck your own mom type of deal. Grab my dad's credit card and put 25k in a shitcoin type of deal. You get it? You feel me? You lick me? my buddy bro, bud, pal, gal, buddy, chummy, chum, chub, bubs, broski, friend, friendo, amigo. It's DERANGED, the point is that i've COMPLETELY DEPARTED FROM SANITY. I AM UNHINGED

>>56573750
please tell me you ganged up on him and rebelled-raped him revolution of hawaii-style

>>56573750
your boss knew the game, sadly

bullish?
>in this time of year
>in this time of day
>in this part of the country
>localized entirely in this market

>>56573769
It looks more like he has a very sick liver!

>>56573785
Yes?

>>56573726
I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU, I FUCKING DESPISE YOU

>>56573786
Curiously I was thinking the same thing, it looks like a Pepe with hepatitis kek

>>56573727
Orange Joe is actually a good name, I like it :)

>>56573789
hum...may i see it?

>>56573726
>the cage is an oven
I'll be a slave bitch until my soul flips burgers.