/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56567239
>teenage Love
WTF is teenage love you pathetic coomer faggot. Love is a process that takes time and dedication to an individual, not your first kiss during a high school dance. Grow the fuck up you pathetic chud. Go back to Tumblr.

If you consider 16 "teen" then you can in some states.

>>56567316
>t. biggest loser on all of /biz/

>>56567316
>be me
>Fuck 3 virgins thorough out my teenage years.
>Genuinely happy person
You Clearly never experience Teenage love if you are asking what it is
>>56567350
if 16 isnt teen then WTF IS?

>tfw no teen gf (sister)
what the fuck is the point of living

>>56567316
If it isn't love on the first sight, then it isn't love. No amount of cope will disprove that.

>>56567239
no need, overrated

>>56567350
16 is basically the wall these days

>>56567316
I was 16 and she was 18

Some of the best years of my life. Perfectly Legal in my country. She had the nicest legs, feet and ass

I lived a good life. No amount of money can make you experience teen love.

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>56567316
It’s having sex with a girl when in your teens and she is also horny for you and you fuck like rabbits your entire teenage years and life is good.

>>56567447
Same but I'm already 34.
Dont really feel all that bad about it, woman are trash.

>>56567562
I’m 30 and fucking a big titted 33 yo milf and we fuck like rabbits and she is also horny for me and comes all the time while we fuck. What good does it do for me if i was horny as fuck 18 years ago and fucked a girl. That doesn’t benefit me any way in the present, the only thing that matters.

>>56567646

>>56567793
It means you missed out on prime days and cope with geriatric pussy

Anyone who refers to teen love as a priority is terminally virginal, guaranteed. There is nothing special about being bad at sex and having bad sex with girls who are bad at sex. Not to mention teenagers smell like swamp ass and feet. Lmao.

>>56567316
oho epic ownarino lmao turns out I do want a single mom

>>56567316
/thread

OP is a crybaby. A weakling. A Redditor. He deserves no sympathy. No love. No calm.

Let him suffer.

Spread the hate.

Defile 4chan.

just miss out on core development bro! it’s fine!
you will feel forever like an outsider in society

>>56569875
>core development
>doing frivolous shit most humans in history were not doing because they were busy trying not to die

Grow a pair of balls, queer.

>>56567316
You don't have the faintest fucking idea what you're talking about

>>56567239
Ok well I’m 32 and I’ve fucked 50 girls and 170 Thai hookers, but I’m an overnight sexurity guard with 12.5k in my Roth IRA, 5k in bitcoin, and 15k cash.

It’s been over for a long time

>>56569630
The irony of a guy whose never had sex talking about "prime pussy".

>>56569875
working in the coal mines was probably what core development was 200 years ago
go volunteer so you dont miss out

teenage love only refers to the age of the female

>>56567316
made the trannies seethe
>yeah i am happy because i fucked girls when i was young
lol

>>56571399
Rather be an incel for life than fuck a 30 year old hag. Kys.

>>56567239
>>56567316
>>56567350
>>56567372
>>56567392

>Be me
>Really succesful in highschool
>When I was 16 years old I have tons of girls
>Sometimes even 2 girls slept over in my bed at my parents house at the same time
>Fast forward to now
>33 years old
>Still hooking up with 18 year olds

im just double dipping in teen love

>>56569630
>prime days
only high estrogen creatures have "prime days" in the teens.

sounds like you guys are hard coping that you all missed your one and now utterly gone opportunity for wealth, something <0.01% of the world experiences, instead of something >80% of the world experiences.

>>56567239
you can buy gfe from hookers, some of them can act really well

>>56571416
Funny how delusional you incels can be.

>Be pure
>Be holy
>Only plan on having sex after marriage
>To the one and only love of your life
Hodl bros, hodl

>>56571570
I've never met "a pure, holy" person who had good genes, even in my studies history. People start fucking with other hot people the moment they become succesful enough. Pureness has always been a cope for people with shit genes.

>>56567239
>Create a League of Legends account
>Use a cute name, "Queen Leyria" for example, or some shit like that
>Only use Seraphine, Ahri, Nami and Yuumi
>Spam things like "GG guys", "Can I supp you (adc/jg name)?"
>Reach Silver/Gold (most league players don't mind if you're a girl)
>Start receiving friend requests and accept them all
>Play some games with the victims
>Get some muns from them by spamming "uwu" at least 5 times every 30 minutes
>Send them a false discord using the same nickname
>Get a cute Pyra pfp from Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Don't ever engage on VC (or tell you don't have money for a mic, this will make the process faster)
>Tell'em you're hungry because your father beats you up or something like that (hot)
>Instead of wasting it on Mountain Dew and Doritos like the fat fuck you really are, invest the money in some memecoin (those pump fast)
>$TROLL might be your best bet here, since you're trolling and presale fucking exploded today
>Get a 20x
>Giga profit
>Become millionaire
>Problem?

>>56567239
I don't get why the english word 'love' can be misunderstood as much as it is. What people sexually lust for is not love, but usually just experiencing your own libido blooming with 'partners'.

I believe 90-95% of all "relationships" more or less just are following a doctrine enforced by laws, tradition and social customs. Marry. Reproduce. Die.

Driven by lust, actually, when you think about it. Enforced by guilt. Sex simply is legalized by the state, but as most people deeply, instictly know, still remain a social factor of life. What's "ok" and "not ok". And most people do take stances on it, meanwhile completely unaccounting for "love" itself...

I know of children who found their partner early on. They just knew what they were to each other, showing. Before the hormones do kick in.

I know of repulsive curiosity pre- and teens, usually boys with weak father figures, who sold out on their younger sister making them show off their girl parts to us other boys. Or the street kid who were completely overtaken by perverse lust and seduced us other boys with porn. Mocking us when we'd lost our seed.

It was genuinely nasty but very seducting to follow the lead of an older boy who, perhaps had gone through with the perverse once or twice before.

Any home that can't protect the young from this exposure, perhaps even is founded on the same thing, will give the children a lot of headache to figure out what's sex and what's love.

Meanwhile women lust for something you might have as early as they come. And get seduced very often by the usual chaddy, perverse behaviour. When you're aware of the perverse, you can retain an uncorrupted position to sex and "sex to whom is ok" as it is taken up by society as a whole. Climbing the "sexy ladder" or the "Chaddy ladder".

Reproductively. Sex's more like a fix than anything else.

It's not profitable. You drain your energy. The best form of currency.

>>56571410
holy cope

sorry you missed out bud, because there's nothing quite like it

>>56571618
I used to do this on Runescape, difference is at least I had fun playing that

>>56571618
>Priston Tale gold farming flashbacks
Back then I was used to be called "Kiara" and I had a hell lot of simps... but man I became virtually rich, my name is Arthur btw

>>56571618
>playing league

man it sounds horrible, hard pass

>>56571618
>>56571639
>>56571643

Amiilet here, I was a WoW player
Got like $5000 and permanent sub to the game because of simps just as fat as me