/biz/ - Business & Finance

>interest rates peaked
>cryptoshits pumping
SPAC bros, we'll be back soon

and so the cycle of suffering continues

what sort of person would do it for free?

>>56565823
I want to kms

>>56565886
what exactly is the appeal of following chief-larpers (Schwab) orders?
other than a deep rooted hatred for ones own species...

>>56565823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>56565928
Then the jews are winning against (You), you're listening to the whispers of demons rather than the voice of the Shepherd.

>>56565942
Wrong my hatred of my recent actions, mode of living, and surroundings is the voice of the shepherd and I need to go somewhere else and do something worthwhile with my life and I wouldn’t know that without the feeling of pathetic despair

>>56565931
you can tell it's real news because it has a nice little "fact-checked" checkmark

There is literally no downside to putting all your cash in money market funds right now.

>>56565975
You get to go skiing once a year :^D

>>56565886
Reminder that Glowies get off on this and still think they defend the US

>pre-futures

>>56565993
i'm not interested in cocaine sorry

>>56565928
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1698290272588199.webm

Do futures respect the time change due to Daylight Savings ending?

>>56566032
futures respect nothing

>>56566072
Wow they're so edgy

Whos ready for PLTR to shoot up another 10% tomorrow?

Its funny, if I spend too much time on here on the weekends the schizo mindset of bears starts to run off on me

>>56565783
This thread is better than fucking your own sister./smg/ is slowly improving. I'm proud of you smiggers.

>>56566142
I could go for a Kanye-Deathgrips crossover.

>>56566174
it is not

There is literally no reason tomorrow would be red. Nothing bad has happened over the weekend.

So is US government begging Russia to "only" take 20% of Ukraine and call it even bullish or bearish?

>>56566212
lol do you understand how powerful the Bog's got before they died they uploaded their consciousness to the hyper-web

>>56566219
*is the

FFS

>>56566212
but bad news would be good news, and since no bad news has happened, that's actually bad news

>>56566174
nothing is better than fucking your own sister you bigot

>>56566219
It will be split down the river, with Ukraine disarmed and turned into a buffer state. It was always going to be this way.

>>56566219
bullish for my LKOY

>>56566212
Maybe someone just wants to sell

>>56566195
I don't know who I was kidding
These threads give me feelings of quitting
But despite what I'm thinking
I still come back willing
Fucking your sister is winning

Might slurp on a lil Raytheon tomorrow

>>56566249
>russia will magically take territory it doesnt occupy in a peace deal

russia wouldnt even be negotiating this deal from a position of strength, atleast not as much as they hoped for

>>56566291
poem anon BTFO

>>56566301
Yeah whatever boomer/tranny/retard.

Market will be green tomorrow btw.

>>56566304
Not my proudest poem but lucky for me I live in Texas so it will do.

>>56566304
>>56566326
Not the real poem anon

>>56566321
>deflects to trannyism
get back to /pol/

>Market will be green tomorrow btw.
this is true

>>56566337
Poem anon isn't the only one that writes poems here. Besides he would never be so based to fuck his own sister, just taking his own life.

>>56566339
If you weren’t a tranny you wouldn’t have gotten a hit pink id faggot

>good times brings jews
>jews bring bad times
>bad times make dead jews
>dead jews brings good times

>>56566337
yes that's why i said poem anon got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by a based bhenchod

>Using Asian FX to gauge the global economy
Simple as...

>>56566339
Holy cope

>>56565931
Because its probably fake news

>>56566174
>>56566195
>>56566291
>>56566241
/smg/ - Sister Marriage General

why have i been cursed with no sister to marry?

>>56565931
standard virtue signalling, liberal hell-hole politics
They lost their instinct for preservation, survival
all they want is maniacal butt sex and to ban all gasoline motors because they think it will hurt le red staters

>>56566400
Sorry anon but you are going to have to take someone else's sister. You missed out having a little sister to role play as princess and you her knight in shining armor.

>>56566301
>>56566339
>p-please only take 20% of Ukraine, we're begging you!!! ;_;

>>56566251
>bullish for my LKOY
i am sitting on a couple thousand in russian bag stocks. if these things ever start trading again i might make some profit though

>>56566426
For real, imagine thinking about positions of strength when you're asking someone to "only fuck you this much"

>>56566491
>>56566426
I don't know what's worse, that this little gnome is getting all the real men in his country killed or that the country will become even more corrupt with no real men left. The stupid little gnome wins either way.

>>56566507
He's Jewish. It isn't his country, he doesn't care about goys, and he just wants to kill white people.

>soft landing

>>56566174
>>56566400
oh sorry, next thread ill make as a sister fucking, if i'm the baker.

>>56566540
>we finally get to fuck our sisters in the next thread
if you don't deliver it will be extremely painful...for your portfolio

>>56566520
Damn nature really is majestic when it's not being terrifying or disgusting.

>>56566565
nature's beauty is its offering to you every day. how will you pay back today, tomorrow and everyday?

Seriously, wtf is up with this shit? It's on my bank account too now.

>>56566603
With my carcass on the day I die until then I'm hunting, pillaging, and raping what I can to give back to mother chaos. There is nothing that says I have to be a good person in order to give back to the circle of life.

>>56566621
>HODL MODE ACTIVATED
What bank is this?

>>56566628
US bank.

>>56566634
oh well...have fun with that lmao

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EpnYQW8XWY

>>56566621
be honest with us anon, were you making anti-semitic tweets?

>just... you know the market, it's overbought

Is now a bad time to start a new job working for a bank?

>>56566664

>>56566679
you will probably have better luck than bloomberg anon
probably

>>56566679
it's gonna be like stalin joining the communists in the 1900's. It could work out great

>>56566679
Why get a job at all?

>>56566671
>"HAMAS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this children's playground before. There could be HAMAS anywhere." The rancid fumes of smoldering babies' corpses covered in white phosphorus felt good against his large nostrils. "I HATE HAMAS" he thought. Hatikvah reverberated his entire merkava, making it pulsate even as the $9 arak circulated through his scrawny veins and washed away his (merited) fear of freedom fighting "terrorists" in an urban environment with no infantry support. "With a tank, you can kill as many child terrorists as you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>56566679
My 59 year old dad just got fired from a bank last week on his 1-year anniversary.

>>56566733
jews have to use the cope cages now?

>>56566679
getting a nice severance package after only a few weeks on the job seems like a sweet deal to me

>>56566714
So I can lose more money on stocks

>>56566785
Dude stealing is legal in places like San Francisco.

>>56566746
So it seems.

>>56566621
>faggots still not using a credit union

You guys do realize the banking industry is fine. Literally in the strongest and most secure position in years. Stop fear mongering on shit you have no idea about.

>>56566679
If you can get the job & currently dont have a job, take it and get experience. We're going into a labor crunch and anything to put you above the tards will be essential.

>>56566803
niggas be jumpin off of buildings and shit and youse sayin everything is fine
Cap nigga
Cap

>>56566797
lol
I saw some of the clips on /k/, seems like jews suck at mechanized warfare.

>>56566219
>believing mainstream media citing unnamed sources
ngmi

uhhh isn't this just a lower high? should I sell on monday?

>>56566803
>>56566843
>>56566848
The system is sound and resilient, goy.

>>56566848
yep, channels exist for a reason and its because everyone believes it will be broken at each contact

>>56566848
No, it’s continuing the trend of the bull market we’re in. It was just a bear trap like 2020 and 2008.

>>56566803
this, Cramer said the banking crises ended with SVB going under

Uranium ?

>>56566803
Its not the end of the world, like they will get bailed out if shtf, but it is certainly not a healthy industry right now lol.

For shats and giggles and cause lets face it uh can you really consider that I do "nothing" a job? I used a pension calculator on the agency's site that governs that to see what it'd be if I worked till age 65. Talk about a let down. From 54 to 65 my pension would only inflate 730 dollars more a month. Hell my house payment is 400 a month with my loan payments higher than that. All which will be paid off or close to it by the time I turn 54. So in other words I'd work longer for nothing. Not that I plan on it. 54 and I'm gone baby.

>>56566872
No, GEO

>>56566803
You dumb fags pretend like 2008 never happened and we don't just end up passing the bill to the tax payer to bail out the banks. Fuck it we ball forever despite what you doomer bitches say. The World economy is fake and gay and has been since before you were born so fucking deal with it you crybaby faggots.

>>56566878
This

>>56566881
$6.5k in 2080ies dollars?

wheres the quint get?

>>56566897
A lot of protections were put in after 2008. Banks are pretty comfy if they follow the rules.

>>56566931
No one gets it

>>56566902
Well It'd be year 2037 when I turned 54. By the time I get to that point that monthly income number will be higher.

>>56566666

>>56566962
kek

>>56566695
Is this from the Cramps concert @ Napa State?

>>56566962
Unironically he is a 100% right. Not only that but women respect you less for going down on them. It's pretty much one of the gayest heterosexual thing you can do with a woman other than pegging.

>>56566822
I have a job currently. The company I work for ("""startup""") lost a quarter billion dollars last fiscal year, laid off 30% of the company within the last year, and fired the entire board+c-suite. Their current continuity plan has been
>We'll get more VC money because... we just will! OK?!
>The sales people will meet our 50% margin quotas... Or else!
The job market is horrific and it doesn't seem like next year will be any better, but I doubt this company will last another year.

>>56566962
haha

>>56566848
Monday will be a crab day, OK?
You have all the time in the world to sell if you feel so inclined, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>56566987
Yeah might be time to abandon ship. Else they will expect you to pull 2x weight for the same pay.

I'm sort of in the same boat where my business was doing good with our few clients but can't seem to get new sales. Still positive capital wise, but I need to make a decision on whether to wipe the slate clean and put that money towards spooling up again or trying to keep it going with the labor burdens I have.

>>56566986

>>56566987
Lot of tech companies have been floating on VC money, which is now drying up.

TYSON foods gonna get dinged on monday, all food stocks have been getting hammered, I think its a buying opportunity, maybe get some leaps

What's everyone doing on this beautiful Sunday afternoon? I just got done working and plan to watch my beautiful wife compete in the hololive sports festival.

Ah fuck, SEC is gonna crack down on this now that it’s gaining popularity

>>56567063
thanks anon. shame about the dino nuggies tho

guess what happens next
>pic related

>>56567069
Fucking my sister and then brushing her teeth.

>>56567086
are we assuming this behavior is premature or not?

>>56567050
The FED would have to keep interest levels elevated for at least a decade for the silly money to actually dry up.
Only elevated interest rates over time can fix this.
Just look how the markets behave nowadays. Every word the FED says is being twisted and turned into
>le pivot be sooner
>le printer gon runneth
>you shall not worrieth QE be commeth.
It will take a long time for funds to actually dry up and for delusions of infinite QE any day now to vanish from the zeitgeist.

>>56567090
Oh...

>>56567069
Bored, dodging work I need to do

>>56567079
yes anon, SEC is waiting for a random youtube video to learn about 0dte

>>56567086
Any central bank besides the FED, ECB, BOJ and BOE is irrelevant.
Nobody is cutting rates. Fake news.

>>56566848
patterns hold until they don't

last breakout attempt coincided with the biggest terror attack in 20 years and war in the middle east, which always sends markets down, and starting in october is usually when people start deliberating taking capital losses to alter their losing positions with tax benefits

that's not to say the market was definitely going to break out except for war and tax loss harvesting, but if it was then the last cycle down may have just been a delay in the start of a new trend and not a trend continuation

>>56567103
You didn't get the memo rocker? /smg/ now stands for sister mating general as well.

>>56567105
It’s not that it’s more retail investor saturation that rolls into more PDT-style “looking out for the consumer’s safety” rules

>>56567131
I more disgusted that they let English vtubers into the hololive sports festival. They are neither cute nor funny.

>>56567069
Watching RedZone

>>56567090
How old is your sis? Mine's 41.

>>56567193
She is 4 years younger than me. Not posting my actual age or any more info in case I get doxxed and it unironically leads to us being known for having done stuff together...

NHMD up 33.33% on Friday. Big 8K coming on Monday. Allow the lord to favor you and get some at the open tomorrow.

>>56567217

It'll come unglued tomorrow.

>>56567204
oh hold up you were serious

Sister-fucking bros can you tell me what this one trade is? I don't have enough email to sign up for his discord

>>56567217

Your portfolio has been saved

>>56567079
Crackdown on what exactly? They're gaining in popularity because they're convenient.

>>56567246
Sell everything.

>>56567204
Omg anon is a real life sex haver good job!

>>56567043
kek

>>56566984
No idea It's from some old rave.

is selling and buying back after the coming correction worth it?

>>56567069
watched the dolphins lose to the chiefs. fucking frauds fuck this team been doing this shit for 20 years, getting hopes up then crushing them

Smg is a sister fucking general

>>56567326
And that's a good thing!

>>56567318
t. Bahamasanon

Guys why is Berkshire Hathaway going mostly cash? What does he know?

>>56567339
he's like 186 years old he shits in his own socks he doesnt know anything

>>56567204
God I wish i had a sister

>>56567204

>>56567329
lol

How's that war on fossil fuels going clean energy bros?

>>56567397
Now show the chart for URNM

So when a pajeet refers to me as bhenchod that’s a good thing?

>>56567204
What did you guys do together?

>>56567339
his cash position is fairly reasonable given recent years, he mostly has a 50% gain in cash from last year due to the premiums brought in through insurance and oil divvies. we don't know how much apple he sold yet until the 13Fs drop in 2 weeks

I have lost all joy in life and now see only darkness

>>56567397
Uranium is honorary fossil fuel

The real reason the media is shifting away from Israel in support of Palestine is because they're trying to self-fulfill their prophecy. Soros and friends are funding the Palestinian/woke protestors. They can only build the third template after all of the nations of the world turn away from Israel. Casus belli to detonate neutron bombs and unleash their bioweapons upon the Earth to kill all of the goyim.

Ye was right.

>>56567439
Meant for >>56567402
Also should add unless the rest of that dreck nuclear actually works and is economically viable

>>56567428
ever since Anne left him, he's been a mess.

im so sick of my penny scam

How green will tomorrow be? Elliot wave suggests a gap up to 445

>>56567217
Unironic pump and dump.

>>56567263
Whats convenient about them?

>>56567498

>>56566219
This whole thing was one big fucking distraction holy shit, nothing changed and they will get the exact same result as before, and who started the whole thing, the US, they were also the one that disregarded any peace talks a year ago (which wouldve end up exact same as what they get now)

SELL ASML NOW!

Update on the Nepali quarter downie arranged marriage sitch
I’ve decided to just pretend it never happened and hope she’s retarded enough to have forgotten about the proposal
Thank you for coming to my TED talk

>>56567498
NASDAQ (i.e., the only index that matters ever since 2020) is gonna take out the 13714 level, thus taking out the bear trend and instantly reversing it to a massive bull run. Nobody will hike anymore (not in December when everyone is fuckin bullish and wants to spend money which will once again prop up the GDP like crazy) and the war has turned out to be of no significance. Good earnings and we are now moving into the single most bullish two months. Yeah, I'm feeling rock solid in my positions

The sky is literally red across Europe. A sign for tomorrow

>>56567638
beautiful

There has never been a recession that was not preceded by a quarter of great earnings.

Liquidation of assets adds to earnings.

Selling assets at a loss is reported as positive earnings to investors... While being reported to the IRS as a massive loss.

Look at the difference between earning reported to investors and earning reported to the IRS.

There has never in history been a gap this wide between the two.

We are fucked.

>futures

>>56567623
BC Rich is publicly tradable?

https://twitter.com/MultifamilyMad/status/1720867765483958412
Had a meeting with the CEO of a very large credit union.
He said next year is going to be a terrible year for banking he believes.
Borrow delinquencies across the board are up over 80%
Their watch list for commercial loans is the longest it’s ever been.
Auto loans delinquency is the highest it’s ever been.
Deposits coming in are at an all time low and credit card balances are at an all time high.
They pulled out all together in certain regions for auto lending.
Commercial lending for them has become extremely strict and they will only lend in certain areas to repeat borrowers.

Tick-tock, mumu.

why would crypto go up in a stock recession?
I feel like this is a repeat of 2020 where there's a huge crash in March and then furious printing by the fed into oblivion pushing all assets to highs

If they start cutting rates, without some major public event happening, we are seriously fucked

>>56567785
They wont cut rates.

>>56567715
I dabble in bicycle riding. But I hope everyone of these guys gets hit by a semi at 60mph

>>56567618
When will /smg/ get a chief diversity officer bros?

>>56567715
Is there a name for this activity? It's like Chicken except only one person is playing (the nigs in this case)

>>56567797
>>56567785
Theyll cut in 2026 and it will pump markets.

>>56567785
Rates aren't even high. The rate is so low that shit can get fucked and they still don't need to cut.

They're treating diesel car owners like criminals and second class citizens completely oblivious to the fact that there's no space to charge your stupid electric car and using extremely expensive public transport is now worse than a car

>>56567618
i work there, ama

>>56567807
>Is there a name for this activity?
I dunno, some subcategory of niggetry.

>futures

>>56567892
Foxes can give you rabies. Just saying.

>>56566935
what's the reserve requirement right now, if you don't mind me asking

>>56567906
>aSsUmInG I dONn'T aLrEaAAdY HaVe rAbiEs

>>56567700
>>56567638
>>56567797
From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56566935
>>56567922
lmao.

>>56567929
Is this to claim the torch from the previous "semiconductors are crack in all but name" pasta?

Every single day I think about scoopsies. It's reached a point where I wish I didn't. I'm normally not enamored with anyone, but when I saw that qt black twink flex that little arm of his, I knew I had to have him. He told me he is heavily invested in SOXL. I'm going to put my whole next check into SOXL calls FYI.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgVqTmMSiko&si=j7wsElZoAm1KXg8F

>>56568024
I cried

>>56567927
I see

How do I stop my boomer neighbor from putting his trash into my bins?

anyone have the weekly earnings image? i wanna know who i'm competing with when i lose 1/3rd of my income when my stock awards plummet into the ground. thanks.

>>56567807
nigging

>>56567623
Have you considered just fucking her?

>>56567929
>3x Bull
Also means 3x the fall... remember that you must die anon, memento mori.

>futures

>>56568024
When I'm in the shower every morning before working whenever I feel uncomfortable I just say "scoopies" over and over again to calm my anxiety. Stocks for this feel?

Holy shit futures are gapping up. Bears btfo

>futures

>>56568024
>>56568093
Being gay is wrong and you should feel bad.

>futures

Deposit delays. Nothingburger or is it over?

These are the last futures in the history of the present

>>56568092
What do they taste like?

>>56568140
Some diversity hire fucked up a file at a financial plumbing company. Nonissue.

>present futures

Smol cap bros does it ever get any better?

>>56568160
Did he died

>>56568166
manlet stocks only exist to farm puts

>>56567713
is there a source on that? I want to read up more of how and why that is.

>>56567204
That's fucking hot
How many times have you fucked her by now? How many creampies have you given her

I'm going to eat some soup and go to bed. Just wanted to leave a song for poem anon. I love him and all of you. Goodnight.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=An_h_uLHMNo&si=tz2ItvEmj1VWjlPL

>>56568055
Wednesday. It will all be decided Wednesday.

>>56567713
We‘re having a soft landing and there‘s nothing you can do about it, chud. Jerome saved us.

>>56565931
serving satan

We really must take action to ban tiktok for realz this time. This antisemitism cannot be allowed to stand.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/tiktok-ban-israel-gaza-palestine-hamas-account-creator-video-rcna122849

>>56568052
put a padlock on it

>>56568204
> roblox
> warner bros
> under armor
> amc
> disney
> twilio
> affirm
> duolingo
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
t. anon not at any of these companies, but i do agree that it's the biggest day of the week

Did baggot actually leave after his tribe got whooped?

Anyway I wanted to ask what the chance of the £ getting curbstomped as a result of rate pause/cuts was?
Do you guys think the Bank of England will cut before the Fed?
No one's really talking about it, here at least.
Is it time to short the £? It's been pretty strong for ages now

https://amp.theguardian.com/business/2023/nov/05/as-the-bank-of-england-puts-rate-rises-on-hold-what-are-the-ups-and-the-downs

>>56568171
No, you're thinking of Diver 2.

>>56568204
those are literally all zombie companies Wednesday

>>56568228
I have no clue how england even functions anymore, shit is so sideways.

>>56568239
Tbf, neither does anyone here. Not sure who runs the country now.

>>56568228
Its been going down for months

>>56568204
I might apply to a job opening at one of those companies...

>>56568236
>RBLX
>A zombie
You have no idea how dependant the zoomer economy is on robux. A bad ER could send their entire economy crumbling.

>futures

https://youtu.be/Sj6xYCUI2Gk?si=ikP7zTEOhArTCOoE

>>56568236
How is Disney a zombie a company?

>>56567626
>>56568117
my god stop posting feet, its not healthy for my dick

>>56568204
How are these even companies? What the fuck. Disgusting.

>>56568258
It's been on a rip for the last 3

what is /smg/ buying for 2024?

>>56568343
nervous holding anything going into election year

>>56568204
Kinda hoping Biogen dumps, sold mine at 300 earlier this year and have been waiting for a re-entry.

>>56568343
I'm feeling rather schizo about next year and I kind of want to cash out for New Years.

>>56568343
Should be a good year for offshore.

>>56568328
I trade GBP/USD every day and you‘re full of shit. Look at the goddamn chart.

>>56568415
oil? in an election year? doubt it.

>>56568381
> ID
Spill it, what do you know. Is it recession or conflict after March?

VIX futures market maker paypigs are you okay?

>>56568343
All in BIL as always

>>56568505
>investing in the rugpull ETF

>>56568343
U.S. 3M treasuries and OIL

>>56568343 I'm thinking short nasdaq Q2

>>56568517
It's very exciting

>>56568343
I'm holding my cattle spreads probably until March

>>56567402
>>56567466
uranium KINGS

>>56568204
>PLUG
plug is probably bullish, lots of news about hydrogen hubs that will boost the price.
>>56568140
probably a nothingburger but i'm not 100% convinced. too much weird shit going on with the banks these days.

>Zweig Breadth Thrust
simple as

>>56568600
>plug is probably bullish, lots of news about hydrogen hubs that will boost the price.
Governments are winding down the EV scam and you want to bet on *hydrogen*?

>>56568432
Are you thick?
Look at the chart. It's been up for the past 3 months.

>>56568627
>Just buy this car that needs a pressure tank replaced every 3 years to pass your safety inspection goyim. Those batteries that last 7 years were never going to work

>>56568627
hydrogen is the next government pump, biden keeps talking about it in every speech

for a swing trader who wants to ride momentum up then jump ship before the bubble pops it's not a problem that the technology won't actually solve the issue, they're just in it to absorb the hype money and bounce

I would heem every single TMV holder in this thread

Berkshire did relatively little buying recently. What does this mean?

>>56568678
Nothing is on sale right now. They're hoping for blood in the streets before they buy on sale.

>>56568678

>>56568646
That recurring revenue only comes after the government sinks a fuckton of money into R&D, production, and infrastructure...

>>56568668
...which it sure as hell can't with a hostile Congress willing to haggle over pennies for the Jews.

>>56568678
check the nasdaq futures and you tell me. it's over they're in free fall. Buffett is going to tender offer for all of google by january value is back

>>56568678
The old man may be losing his touch, can't spot good opportunities in the modern world.

>>56568621
whats up with that shit and poop 5000?

>>56568701
i'm not saying it'll work or not; just wanted to point out that the government pump and dumping similar techs before isn't necessarily a reason against trading them if you go into the trade with that in mind

>>56568678
buffet is butt blasted he bought VZ in the 60s and too proud to buy it in the 30s now,
Think they bought some oversold banks this year

>>56568770
Yeah I get that. Just wouldn't hold my breath waiting for any actual pump to materialize. Biden can rant all day about anything but, you know, he's Biden.

>>56568789
ye that's fair

What are some good products to buy from Japan with the cheap Yen? Excluding the obvious manga anime and katanas.

Particularly interested in good brand names. Thinking stationary and some tools may be good but will consider anything really.

>>56568455
Yes.

>>56568866
Candy? Watches?

>>56568758
What's he missing? What are some good opportunities big enough for Berkshire?

>>56566803
Thanks for the fact check, banking bob!

Bout to get some cheaper
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
on the HOOD 24/5 market.

>futures

>>56566881
Pay cc debt.

The problem with people like Buffet is that they MAKE opportunities instead of finding them. They rig the system.
Want to buy a stock cheap? Make it cheap. Slander, force analysts to predict high so they "miss earnings", short attack, etc.

Berkshire is actively betting against America right now by holding a fuckton of cash and they're likely pushing for shit to fall because fuck you.

>>56568925
they also get 600 million a month from t bills on their 157 billion or whatever it is. Not a lot of reason to jump into an investment with risk free 5%.

>>56568925
Remember all those private jets that landed in NE 7 months ago? During those bank failures that everyone memoryholed? Perhaps Buffet rejected them back then knowing he could scoop them all up for even cheaper later.

>>56568886
The entirety of Argentina, the Detroit militarized zone, maybe a couple chinese provinces for pennies on the dollar. Berkshire could prop up entire states, loot all their resources, and then move on. Imagine the shareholder value.

>>56568343
NHMD

>>56568925
They'd like to see cheap stocks, yes. But I don't know if holding a bunch of cash means they're betting against America. Heavily selling stocks would spook the market more effectively than waiting. And the stock market isn't the economy anyway.

>>56568951
>the Detroit militarized zone

>>56568627
for trucks and other heavy equipment, yeah. fuel cell tech is promising too.

please someone use up all the gasoline

me and my little sister had one intense grinding session and then i got weirded out and tried to be a good person or something now she's a fat lesbian. This is why my portfolio suffers isnt it

>>56569013
wtf

>>56567715
They ride bikes now??
*sigh*
they ride bikes now

>>56568994
wtf? trucks and heavy equipment will never be more efficient than with diesel
hydrogen will be shilled as the "answer" to the "problem" of there not being EV charging stations anywhere and even when there are any, it takes 40 minutes to charge your shit up. in other words you cannot do 200+ mile trips comfortably with them and never will unless it's a hybrid. But gas bad so you'll get a solyndra style H2 pump and crash spread out over half a dozen auto manufacturers

>>56568058
it really is all so tiresome bros.

>>56568204
I don't do business with any of those companies!
alarmedpepe.jpg

>>56569024
sister molester general fuck off newfag

>>56568951
Even Buffet isn't autistic enough for that.

>>56568299
>>56568117
Idk what it is but as i have get older feet get better.
Also long DECK and BIRK

>>56569064
as i get older*

>>56569030
they have been stealing them for years, ofc they do

>>56567063
Tyson is particularly fucked. Quality has slipped, their prices are up, and competition has scooped them.
Aldi switched suppliers.

>>56569064
for me, it's the pantyshots
it's hard to find porn that's just pantyshots they always take the clothes off and reality just ruins it

>>56568968
Is this show any good? Spacey may be faggot creep but he's a damn good actor, and he never pushed for faggotry in public from what I've seen.

>>56569064
brk is the only thing worth longing right now. Even TM is fucked, apparently they're defunding engineering because quality isn't profitable anymore.

>>56569080
Fuck porn. Few women are worth paying attention to especially anonymous women.

>>56569085
Margin Call is excellent and Spacey's only one part of an ensemble cast. Sylar from Heroes and Jeremy "Rob the Federal Reserve" Irons play equally large parts.

>>56569085
Margin Call is required /smg/ media, brother

>>56567063
>>56569078
How's about short TSN, long PPC?

>>56569092
true but i cant beat the porn jew, i never should have turned down my sister I have made mistakes

>>56568925
How can I do this

>>56569080
There's tons of softcore shit out there where they don't show their pussy.
>>56569095
>Sylar from Heroes and Jeremy "Rob the Federal Reserve" Irons play equally large parts.
I don't know what either of those are either.

>>56569106
I'm a huge fan of Boiler Room and the Big Short, guess I'll look for this show and download it.

>Mumus euphorically think we're back
>Bobos absolutely certain this will retrace
>Futures flatter than Epstein's girls

>>56569108
>ppc
never yeard of it
stand for poopy pajeet cock?

>>56569087
what about TJX, COST, DECK, USLM, KRT, MLR, BRK.B, TOL

Oh, looks like it's a movie, sweet, that will save me a lot of time.

>>56569116
>>Sylar from Heroes and Jeremy "Rob the Federal Reserve" Irons play equally large parts.
>I don't know what either of those are either.

OK, after Margin Call watch *only* season 1 of Heroes (skip any future seasons and probably the last 5 minutes of season 1 too)

Then watch the uncensored version of Die Hard With a Vengeance (and, again, best to stop early, when McClane's in a phone booth with a bottle of aspirin).

>>56569127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgrim's_Pride

They're Brazilian owned, not Pajeets, but moreover they focus on chicken rather than bugs.

anon who asked about ABR last week. did you buy the 12.12 pasta line? looks like it hit perfectly.

>>56569150
I've seen Die Hard. Watched the first one at the drive in. I think they made another after the third one (think that's the one you're referring too) but I haven't seen it. Like the original Indy Jones triligy, or Star Wars, I haven't seen the new stuff, just wasn't interested and was overseas so they'd have subtitles and shit audio anyway because they also redubbed shit into the local language.

>TA only works (sometimes) because Algos think TA is important
Prove me wrong

id go long banks and Goyslop corps this week if you like buying low and selling high

>>56569169
I'm referring to Die Hard 3, where Jeremy Irons robs the Federal Reserve. The Die Hards after that are...not really Die Hard.

>>56569170
which TA?

>this is the fundamental analysis that bears use to predict the future

>>56569178
That's the one with the curved knife chic? Had a huge crush on her. They blow up a building at the start (summer time in the city) and Willis is saved by Jesus while wearing a kill niggers sign?

tomorrow is gonna be based. I can feel it in my bones

>>56569192
>t. can only explain bear thesis by reversing mumu thesis of 'line go up'

>>56569242
>>56569242
new

>>56569118

lol janjan

>>56569174
i'm high right now and i endorse this message

>>56569170
TA is supposed to show you what pension funds think are reasonable buy/exit points and how much they care about those buy/exit points

I'm about to make an smg that is just "smg general" with no information or text.

based jannie
there must be a lower bound on the degeneracy to which this thread may sink

What the fuck you guys.

>>56569310
that doesn't sound like a fun opinion

Added to the list of shit janny wont let me post...

>>56569333
>>56569333

IT'S OVER

>>56569113
God damn the jews.
>>56569108
I have no idea who they are.

>>56569195
That's the one.

>>56569341
When did Rocker take up gymnastics?

>>56567409
yes
they only start kvetching when you catch them lying or expose a scam they're doing
they do it all the time on 4chan that's one of the ways you know someone is a poojeet