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56553023 No.56553023 [Reply] [Original]

if you had 200k in cash how would you invest it?

>> No.56553026

Every fucking stock related to war and the manufacture of guns

>> No.56553043

>>56553023
Put it all in bitcoin cash my nigga!

>> No.56553131

>>56553023
100 grand in GRT and 100 grand in ROSE

>> No.56553159

>>56553023
That's $250k anon. You can't count?

>> No.56553165

>>56553023
Two chicks at the same time

>> No.56553171

>>56553023
for legal reasons due to my spouse's position I am not allowed to hold individual stocks, only broad market ETFs and Mutual Funds. Unless there is a broad market index fund for "whatever the fuck members of congress are investing in right before they regulate the same industries" I will be putting 100k equally into physical gold and bitcoin in a cold wallet
funny that my market movements are more regulated than people who regulate entire global industries

>> No.56553174

>>56553023
1. Retire for 10 years
2. Suicide

>> No.56553279

>>56553171
>for legal reasons due to my spouse's position I am not allowed to hold individual stocks

What do they do?

>> No.56553319

>>56553023
Pay my debts off, put money in dividends, even 2k a year from 100k is still 2k.

>> No.56553337

>>56553023
$50k btc
$40k Link
$30k WAIT
$30k Unibot
$15k Pear
$15k PRQ
$10k split into microcaps: Veil, Mumu, Havoc
$10k cash on side

>> No.56553339

>>56553023
For the near future ladder 6 month T-Bills from treasurydirect

>> No.56553344
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>>56553043
>>56553131
lame

>> No.56553347

>>56553023
I would invest it at the bank. When they ask me where the cash came from I’d Tell them from selling drugs, assassin for hire, and pimping.

>> No.56553359

>>56553319
dividends aren't guaranteed brainlet, you're still gambling.

>> No.56553390

>>56553319
How do you put it on dividends if its on cash? they'll ask where the fuck that money came from

>> No.56553489

>>56553337
Not going to make it.

>> No.56553496
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>>56553023
Bitcoin, obviously

everyone else is a payeet

>> No.56553502

>>56553171
>funny that my market movements are more regulated than people who regulate entire global industries
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>> No.56553504

>>56553023
Everything in fun, kas, and a house with an ocean view

>> No.56553521

5 BTC and the rest split between PEPE and WOJAK

>> No.56553567

>>56553023
Pay off my house then expand my business because I don't have a mortgage tying me down. I could probably triple my salary in 3 years.

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>>56553023
bot thread

>> No.56553655

>>56553171
Similar regulations here anon. Can’t trade derivatives and need approvals for literally everything. My uninvested brokerage cash got rolled into a cash sweep and I made interest off it and set off tons of internal compliance alarms lol

>> No.56553667

>>56553319
How does one put money into dividends?I think I know what you’re trying to say but…

>> No.56553695
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>> No.56553716

>>56553567
What's your mortgage rate?

>> No.56553732
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56553732

>>56553489
Will post this in 18 months and see who's right

>> No.56554211

>>56553023

Cash is no good. Convert to DAI asap and just deposit all on a smart vault on Spool. Will get to a million in relatively short time but with substantially low risks

>> No.56554243 [DELETED] 

>>56554211
Smart man. I don't know much about spool but DAI is a good choice. Lemme check what makes you shill smth here even though you know you will be called gay and shit

>> No.56554262

Pay off $200K of my $900K mortgage at 7.25%. Lol.

>> No.56554264

All in s&p500

>> No.56554351

>>56554211
Smart man, DAI is a good choice but I don't much about spool though I keep hearing it. Will check

>> No.56554403

>>56553023
thats 250k in picture

>> No.56554769

>>56554403
>>56553159
it's a bot thread

>> No.56556155

>>56553279
deal with a lot of sensitive documents
luckily BTC is ok to trade, but any other crypto is a strict no.

>> No.56556374

>>56554769
No it's not retard

>> No.56556382

>>56553023
Catalyst trading. It's simple and you just need to read earning reports.

>> No.56556424

>>56553023
i do have $200k in cash and it's currently earning a range of 4.75% to 5.4% APY, in lots of $10k and $20k, using rolling 3-month CDs at a variety of US banks, mostly regionals in parts of the country with healthy economic activity, but also a couple large/multinational banks like BAC and mizuho.
why, do you have a real question or something

>> No.56556538

>>56553023
Like 70% of it is going into ETFs, about 20% is being kept as an emergency fund, and the remaining 10% is going to be fuck-around money with other stocks and maybe crypto.

>> No.56556614

>>56553023
In the shit I find real enjoyment using and so want to support

>> No.56557912

>>56553023
This is some bulky shit.
Can't even buy a house with this.
When are they going to print 200, 500 and $1000 notes?
Oh right, they are just going to inflate their way into a cashless society.

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>>56553023

>> No.56558410

>>56553023
thats actually 6m

>> No.56558414

>>56553023
50% BTC, 50% DAPP (Van Eck ETF)

>> No.56558417

>>56553023
i would buy a house

>> No.56558565

>>56553174
The only correct answer itt

>> No.56558707

>>56556424
sounds like a lot to think about

>> No.56558752

>>56553043
It would take 10-20 years to cash out. Also I'd still want to diversify.

>> No.56558856
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56558856

>>56553023

T-BILLS
Espresso Lattés
Columbian Pesos
Candle Wax
Vanilla Extract

>> No.56559033

>>56553023
I'll be investing all on RIDE anon

>> No.56559476

>>56553043
Kekw

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56559566

>>56556155
Says a dumbfag that doesn't know about holoride

>> No.56559572

>>56553026
They'll just somehow all make billions but the value of the stock will decrease

>> No.56559618
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56559618

About 100k for cryptocurrencies since tradfi is fucking dead at the moment, 80k for a down payment on a house and 20k on a nice used car that is not disgustingly rundown.
>BTC
>KAVA
>ETH
>BNB
>KAS
Those would be my pain positions. Stake a shit ton of Kava and BNB for decent yield. Nothing goes on my bank. Redeem and go for BTC's/ETH's ETF once those are released and readily available to the unwashed masses (me).
>200k is not a lot of money

>> No.56559637

>>56558856
least schizophrenic investor. you forgot bed bath bro.

>> No.56559641

>>56559618
>>56553026
Extremely fucking based.

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56559654

>>56553131
>>56553165
>>56553171
>>56553337
Nobody give 200k to these fucking retards holy shit...

>> No.56559661

>>56557912
>can't even buy a house with this shit
where do you live, washington? los angeles?

>> No.56559667

>>56558707
sounds a hundred times better than being a sedentary lazy faggot putting it all in one/two banks and calling it a day

>> No.56559725

>>56553023
Buy real estate. It's literally the safest investment you could ever make.

>> No.56559732

>>56559618
Decent folio but BNB is gonna get rekt once they inevitably lose the SEC lawsuit

>> No.56560596

>>56559654
let me guess, you're a GME or BBBKYS fag