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56551567 No.56551567 [Reply] [Original]

What is the first thing you do?

>> No.56551596

order a pizza with as many toppings as i want

>> No.56551608
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56551608

my wife will finally have sex with me

>> No.56551612

>>56551567
Hit up the golden corral

>> No.56551621

I do a 360 and walk away

>> No.56551623

>>56551567
come to /biz/ and WTFWT post with the boys of course

>> No.56551624

impossible, sergey would've already dumped it

>> No.56551630

>>56551623
>with the boys
are they in the room with you now anon?

>> No.56551631

>>56551567
kill myself

>> No.56551639

>>56551567
Stay in bed and make my gf cook me pancakes.

>> No.56551640

>>56551630
no. they're on my screen and in my heart

>> No.56551644

>>56551567
Sell

>> No.56551684

>>56551621
You mean keep walking the same way

>> No.56551797

>>56551684
Did I stutter

>> No.56551830

>>56551567
Take a big fat stinky dump. But not of my linkies, I will never sell.

>> No.56551837

>>56551567
in order: scream, cry, check /biz/, and thentry to sell as fast as possible before realizing i staked my link and cant

>> No.56551846

sell 3k and pay off mortgage
leave the other 7k

>> No.56551899
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>>56551567
Sell.

>> No.56552146
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>>56551567
Buy more

>> No.56552157

Pull out my calculator, multiply 100 by 1000, smile to myself, and go about my day.

>>56551684
Obviously he would moonwalk, retard.

>> No.56552332

hire a tax lawyer/specialist.

>> No.56552356

>>56551567
Find 18 year olds

>> No.56552366

Sell a few hundred and buy some cocaine, then celebrate with a friend who I convinced to buy a suicide stack.

>> No.56552370

>>56551567
call my mommy and tell her to check her coinbase account :)

>> No.56552371

>>56551621
>>56551684
>>56551797
>>56552157
You guys are very funny and original haha OMG I'm dying over here HAHA

>> No.56552369

>>56551640
Based

>> No.56552417

>>56551567
post frogs on /biz/

>> No.56552545

>>56551567
Transition

>> No.56552561

>>56551624
nobody cares, tripfag

>> No.56552570

>>56551567
Probably check the price like I normally do

>> No.56552578

>>56552371
Oh no, you heard that one before?? Oh jeez I failed in my job to entertain some fucking worthless faggot online golly gosh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

>> No.56552596
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>>56551567
That’s only 100k for me

>> No.56552679

>>56552332
Lol to do what, tell you the cap gains rate. Biz is amateur hour

>> No.56552753

>>56551567
Cash out, these spikes never last so long

>> No.56552790

I cry because even a 20x will only net me 100k bucks...

>> No.56552795

Wait for $1000

>> No.56552801

>>56552753
Only real answer

>> No.56552816

>>56551567
I go to sleep again cuz I own no LINK, I'm only into kava and usdt

>> No.56552852

>>56552816
Kek, the only garbage that hasn't been pumping, and the only garbage that CAN'T pump

>> No.56552855

>>56552753
based, thanks

>> No.56552857

>>56552816
Wtf are you doing that you own no link

>> No.56552862

>>56552753
You sound like the ETH $10 seller
ngmi

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>>56552816
>He owns no LINK
If you only... KEK

>> No.56552887

>>56551846
What interest rate is your mortage? If it's lower than the staking reward why sell any?

>> No.56552912

>>56551567
Realise I'm still dreaming and wake up for real to see LINK at $5

>> No.56552938

>>56551567
bust out the old calculator and do big noomba multiplication to see how much i have

>> No.56553490

>>56551567
2 words: Big. Mac.

>> No.56553616

>>56551567
take my usual morning dump after a cup of coffee

>> No.56553623

buy more

>> No.56553694

>>56551567
laugh

>> No.56553725

spend the whole day on biz posting frogs
same as every day

>> No.56553763

>>56551567
brush my teeth and piss

>> No.56553836

>>56551567
...only half a million dollars?

cringe. Id just keep being a wagie

>> No.56553845

>>56552578
Memes are mental cancer. You're a lost cause. Kill yourself

>> No.56554090

I sell and move on with my life

>> No.56554098

>>56552862
Eth didnt take 7 years to moon kek. Eth chads only held for 2 years for life changing gains

>> No.56554234

>>56551567
I don't give a fuck about that crap. I would need SPOOL to hit there

>> No.56554241

>>56551630
Yes faggot. We're right here.

>> No.56554251

>>56551567
Open a massive short

>> No.56554250

I would do nothing since even my aave loan close is at $200

>> No.56554254

>>56551567
visit Unusual Whales i imagine. No sellie tho

>> No.56554633

>>56551621
You idiot, this was a joke already in fucking last action hero that came out in 93.Yeah, i watched it yesterday.

>> No.56554643

>>56551621
Is that why they called it the Xbox 360?

>> No.56554772

>>56551567
Sell the equivalent of my staking rewards out of my unstaked reserve. Then probably buy a new computer, and take a month off work.

>> No.56554825

>>56554098
Brutal

>> No.56554846

>>56551567
Buy a house

>> No.56554887

>>56551567
dump iit all, buy kava and a car.

>> No.56554888

>>56553845
everything is a meme you dipshit

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>>56551640

>> No.56555191

>>56551567
I would do absolutely nothing. Swingies get the rope.

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>>56551640

>> No.56555468

>>56551567

https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=jGHCIqsNvt0

Listen to this and take some time to reflect all of the fuckery life threw at me with all mental hardships of growing up with an emotionally abusive BPD sibling, getting bullied, toiling away in University, starting a career, and then getting laid off.

100$ Link would put me at my first Million. I can finally start seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
It's nowhere near making it, you still have to worry about a possible draft for WW3 and survive what ever onslaught is about to come.

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>>56551567
Yooooooooooo that would be insane!

>> No.56555501

>>56554888
checked

>> No.56555555

i would switch to the correct chart

>> No.56555559

>>56555555
n

>> No.56555565

>>56555555
WASTED

>> No.56555666

>>56555555
fucking checked and linkoids rekt

>> No.56555693

>>56555555
Checked. In the hypothetical universe of OP this is the correct chart. I guess the bull is starting with midwits visiting again ffs

>> No.56555746

Wagmi

>> No.56555928

>>56555555
Stinkies eternally BTFO.

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>>56555555
crypto nerds will seethe

>> No.56555959

>>56551567
Honestly market sell half

>> No.56555995

>>56555555
checked

fuck you anon

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>>56551640
I love you!

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>>56555933
Based

>> No.56556138

>>56555555
Kek

>> No.56556207

>>56551567
I don't hold any. I just took all into SUPRA TGE.

>> No.56556503

>>56555555
its over
its so over
ITS OVER!

>> No.56557105

>>56551567
bump

>> No.56557798

>>56555555
digits checked
linkies rekt

>> No.56557909

>>56551608
pic unrelated

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>> No.56557952

>>56555555
The correct chart has Link at $1K.

>> No.56558540

>>56551567
Buy LINK

>> No.56558692

>>56551567
sell

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>>56551567
Buy a Nintendo Switch.

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>>56551640

>> No.56558901

>>56551640
based

>> No.56558915

>>56551567
call in sick, not working 12.5 hour shift on a fucking Sunday.

>> No.56560567

guys can you go like my LINK video so i get more views and can start a TikTok sidehustle ???

pls go like:
https://www.tiktok.com/@puttymittens/video/7297752637016001824

>> No.56560617

>>56551567
Non ironically KMS, I solded at 11

>> No.56560695

>>56551567
Buy 5 link with my paycheck.
I'm retiring at 45. I'm not doing this day trading bullshit.

Have fun with leverage. I will not be.

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>>56555555