/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56540641
>>56540765
>>56540905
where is this retard lmfao

Round 2, after lunch edition. Ding ding

>>56549828
Dead.

what do i do with cash in a mm

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56549828
this guy has been spazzing since pre-market. someone is off their meds

>>56549838
Open your account and pet your monitor

>>56549838
>cash in a mm
He fell for the cash meme.

>>56549828
>no war escalation
>no "any day now" policy change by the FED
>no emergency rate cuts
>no emergency return to le printer go brrr
I mean... the SPX chart is screaming that this is what is anticipated.
If it doesn't come, those gaps which were built over the past days sure are huge. Very huge.

>>56549837
>>56549822
>>56549844
Hehe I get my stock advice from here.

>>56549828
the reason 75% of traders lose money is they can't resist trying to call reversals using their crystal ball

"it can't possibly go any higher / lower" is a strong signal you're about to burn a lot of money

>>56549856
Did you get a new job?

>>56549864
I'm still working on it...

>>56549852
>Thinking gaps will fill before ripping higher
Nahhhh

>>56549861
This post.. is.. refreshing. Is /smg/ healing?

We don't have a manufacturing economy anymore.
We don't have a service economy anymore.
We don't have a consumer economy anymore.
What we have is an economy that's based on money printing.

>>56549885
Always has been

>>56549869
Good luck! I'm in the same boat, kinda

>>56549885
Another win for Bidenomics

THERE IS NO REASON WE SHOULD BE DUMPIMG WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>56549885
>Federal Reserve notes are a blend of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton
Invest in these and ink?

>>56549891
No, it hasn't. That's the point. Since 2020 our economy has no fundamentals other than the Federal Reserve printing more money. Bad economic data is the only thing that can make the stock market ralley now, because that means more money printing.

>>56549828
>the markets going up for a few hours means he's totally wrong
You zoomers can only see what is within an inch of your faces, just like NIGGERS.

>>56549901
>He thinks there's actual printing.

I made 47k with 5k of paper money trading Dec 1 TMV and TMF options.
Now i'm sitting and analyzing why i didn't trade for real.

>>56549885
Now all we gotta do is keep the Ponzi going for another 60 years or so and after that I won't care. Get to it boys

>>56549906
>he thinks it's only since 2020
>he doesn't realize the rest of the world isn't any better
It's all fake and gay anon since before you were born. Learn to cope better.

>>56549906
What could a dollar buy in 1900? What could a dollar buy in 1950? What could a dollar buy in 2000? What about 2023? Is it more or less every time?
>this time it’s different
No. It’s. Fucking. Not. Guhhhh

>>56549841
Based and righteous pilled

Currently have three losers:
BA $198 DCA
LUV $32 DCA
MPW $9 DCA

any ideas what I should do with each?

>>56549906
Brother they've been printing money for centuries.

>>56549917
>>56549923
The economy still had some semblance of fundamentals, besides the Fed printing more money, before 2020. Stop gaslighting everyone. It was not always this bad.

Ohnonono OILbros whats happening?

>all those gaps up
Gee where have I seen this before?

Nvidia wants $500

>>56549928
Luvs not the worst chart. Prbly waiting for oil to be back at 45$

>>56549931
>It was not always this bad.

>>56549931
Maybe you should seek a therapist and talk to him about these "fundamentals" you think you are missing

>>56549910
hours? how about literally an entirely new trading day after he said 'this is the literal, actual top, go all in on shorts now'?

Costco saw a 50% boost in 2021 thanks to everything shutting down is it gonna be worth buying into them now before whatever next phase of government bullshit happens?

>>56549931
The fed has rolled almost 1 trillion dollars off the balance sheet already at the rate of 60 billion dollars per month. Much faster and the economy couldn't adjust so it'll be a little while before the excess gets fully QT'd away but it is happening. We are healing. Hopefully QE and ZIRP will be relics of the past. Mistakes that will never be made again

>>56549936
Literally can't go under 79$ just a shakeout.

>>56549941
i don't know when?

>>56549936
They should have been NATGAS bros instead.

>>56549841
Absolutely based. SOXL doubters BTFO again

When do I switch to SPY puts

>>56549957
>Mistakes that will never be made again
Oh yes they will.

>>56549954
It is always a good time to buy COST anon

The sun shines...

people forget

>>56549952
Yes, an entire trading day lasts for mere hours.
ONE
WHOLE
ENTIRE
MASSIVE
INFINITE
trading day is all this is.

Not a single person saying “how long should I hold these calls”. Just people asking when to short and raging that they missed the bottom. Greener for longer

>>56549930
>>56549947
>>56549949
>>56549957
The market broke out of a downward trend because bad economic data got published, implying that the Fed will have to print more money. It wasn't like that before 2020. Nothing else matters now besides how quickly they can debase the dollar. That's not a normal state of affairs.

buy NVOS

>>56549980
You’re having a laugh aren’t you?

>>56549980
>Nothing else matters now besides how quickly they can debase the dollar.
It's always been like that.
>That's not a normal state of affairs.
Yeah it isn't but how many people do you know that understand the fractional reserve banking system?

>>56549914
Because you'll never make the same decisions with real money that you'd make with imaginary money. This is the fallacy of paper trading.

>>56549979
4600 on deck once DXY retraces to 100

>>56549991
>>56549993
It has *not* always been like that. Bad economic data made the market go *down* before 2020. After 2020, when money printing is the only thing that matters, bad economic data makes the market go *up*. You're all addicts.

>>56549914
An anon here once bought Nvidia on a demo account only to realize a few years later he's a paper trading millionaire.

>>56549980
Bad jobs data may have a negative effect on stocks at some uncertain point in the future. Good economic data thus signaling loose financial conditions will certainly force JPow to increase rates and for sure he will do it soon. The negative effect JPow's rape hikes will push the market down further and faster than a shitty jobs report so take your pick I guess

>India has decided to waive planned import duties on PCs, laptops, and tablets, and has approved such imports from 110 firms, media report, including Asustek, Acer, Apple, Dell, Lenovo and others.
This is the most bullish for AAPL. I was in India in Feb. I don’t know about the 110 firms but I can assure you this is one of the MOST bullish for AAPL. Every single Indian with a decent paying job in metro wants an iPhone/Mac/iPad. But duties are expensive as fuck. This is VERY bullish for Apple imo

>>56550005
There’s no helping this guy. Feels bad. Anyway 10yr headed to 4

>>56550005
>It has *not* always been like that.
You're just ignorant of history.

>>56549980
You aren't even worth responding to at this point but here, have your (you). I hope it makes you feel better or something

>>56550007
It just proves that there are no fundamentals anymore. It's all a proxy for the money printer. Nothing else matters.

I bought the top.
Call me paranoid but we're not going past 437 are we? At least not for another trading day or two.
Give me some hopium.

>>56550006
OOF

>>56550019
If you're giving them away. Can I have one too?

>>56550023
What is the endgame of an economy entirely based on printing imaginary currency?

>>56550023
What earnings report did you full port into and then got absolutely heemed on?

>>56550019
I got my wife to pull $4k out of her bs trust fund so I could buy leaps on TMF.

Missed the fucking boat. Fucking RH hasnt even made the funds available yet.

So what now, buy puts on SPY?

>>56549885
>We don't have a consumer economy anymore
Wrong. This whole economy is fundamentally based on consoomerism. That is why Japan has been fugged for a long time now. They refuse to consoom (they have enormous savings) and that is why their goddamn idiotic central bank has been trying to cause inflation for a long time now.
Through the power of sheer consoomerism, you get the highest growth possible. But you need to keep the wheel spinning. If it were to stop... well, that's what you saw back in 2k20 as they did a massive QE.
Look at the latest GDP figures and Amazon's (and similar companies) earnings to get an idea of just how strong the consooomerism is still in the US. It's at ATH

Can NVDA start going down now? I sold early and missed about $150 in missed profit.

>>56550039
>They refuse to consoom
Kinda based, actually.

>>56549828
>look at the lines i drew on the chart, buddy

>SCHD bought
>Paycheck deposited
>Sister fucked
Yep. It's /smg/ time.

>>56549974
it being rated as overvalued makes me hesitant to buy more right now
i know i know, (((analysts)))

>>56550037
>Wife gives you money to gamble with on options.
Bretty good wife.

>>56550015
>>56550018
>>56550019
>>56550036
You don't see anything wrong with the market going up because the economy is gradually getting worse? This has turned into a welfare program sponsored by the Federal Reserve.

>>56550039
It's *not* a consumer economy anymore, because the market is rallying on bad jobs data, meaning thay consumer have less money to spend. The Federal Reserve money printer has replaced the consumers. This is a money printer economy now.

oh yeah, on another episode of "where is this anon"..

I AAPL going to pull something out of their hat? an iCar or some bullshit or is this company doomed?
Asking if I need to switch ETF's to something that has less exposure to this gay shit.

>>56550025
I set a stop loss.
Let go.

>>56550025
the mcrib is back since november 1st and the mcrib indicator says SPY goes higher when mcrib is available

>>56550054
Every time I go to costco it is fucking packed. Like not a little packed, like flight or fight mode activates and you have to kill or be killed kind of packed.

>>56550068
I said this was coming a year ago. It's a cultural problem with them.

>>56549828
>where
I have been taking profits, scaling out of longs for 3 days. I have been scaling into short positions since yesterday, more today, and will finish on Monday. You don't need to go short all at once. You scale in, if the market moves higher, even better - better entry on the short

>>56550074
Does it say it ends the mcrib interval higher than it started or does it say it has larger intraday upward movement? Those are very very different things.

>>56549952
I literally have said from the very beginning, scale out of longs, scale into shorts. Lmao.
You faggots just don't understand what "scaling" means

>>56550023
>It just proves that there are no fundamentals anymore
Wellll.. maybe. Another possibility is the economy and stock market are very complex dynamic systems that add different weights to different news in an unpredictable way. The stocks that drive the S&P and Nasdaq, i.e. the FAAGTMMN stocks have probably adjusted to the expected bad jobs data, expected recession, rate hikes, high interest rates, and so on. The real loose cannon is JPow himself. If economic conditions "improve" such that he decides to tighten more than he's already signaled. If that happens then current equities have to fall because long term rates will surely high, unemployment will surely increase, and the dollar will surely rise. The alternative is financial conditions continue to deteriorate at a predictable clip that is already priced in. If that happens we continue to climb the slope of hope. If that jobs report would have been too good, the apple cart gets upset and stocks would have fallen.
You can't look at fundamentals in a vacuum. You have to take the totality of circumstances into account. Things will get back to a more intuitive grind where good news will be good news but while the head of the federal reserve is saying repeatedly that he wants conditions to tighten then as long as they are slowly tightening that *is* good news

>>56550083
you literally told people to 'sell with both hands' and tried to call the exact top lmfao.

>>56550090
Yes - you should be here! Lmao
The higher it goes, the more you should be selling
>see it's going higher, that makes the short less attractive!
Backasswards logic anon
The more we rally, the more you should be shorting

>>56550068
Doubt it, they're riding on brand recognition. Getting into streaming was a retarded mistake.

>>56550068
iCar is not until 2026

>>56550064
Buy palantir. You aren’t good at this market prediction stuff

Comments, bobo?

>>56550090
Not everyone day trades or the second chart anon.

>>56550093
you said that yesterday. if i sold with both hands i wouldn't be up 8.3% today. you're not giving us very good financial advice! lmao!
>we went back up so we have to go down now
you're going to lose everything.

>>56550090
>you tried to call the exact top
I have literally, and I mean literally, since July, called the exact top, exact bottom, over four times, three of the times within 24 hours, one of the times within 5 minutes
>OMG, SPX WENT UP ANOTHER 40 POINTS, YOU WERE WRONG
Lol. That's why you scale in.. the higher the market goes, the more you short

TSLA wants $250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>iCar released
>Charging cable gets updated and revised every single year

>>56550106
Grrr muh fundamentals! Gonna go hibernate now. The heemening is too much

What the "Taylor Take" on this weeks market moves and economic data

>>56550064
>bad jobs data
It's not even bad. Sometimes, jobs data comes in hotter sometimes cooler. Look at the graph and tell me if you can discern any type of "correlation" or a pattern.
Participation rate which is the only thing that matters dropped by 0.1 percentage units which is laughable and is not indicative of any trend as well.
Assuming we keep getting worse and worse jobs data, then I will change my tune since we will have gotten an identifiable trend. But until that happens, what matters is that JPow was dovish (since the market dropped significantly, he always does the opposite) and he told the treasury to stop flooding the markets with long-end bonds. The market caught on and dropped the long end of bonds like a rock.

DXY dropped as well since we are probably at the peak of rates.

And we also got worse than expected wage compensation/growth, meaning that companies earn more while wagies eat shiet. There is nothing that is bearish. We have broken the trend as of yesterday and are heading to the 100d average and then to new ATH as we get a Santa rally. It's that simple. Don't overcomplicate it

>>56550106
Bobo could not be reached for comment.

>>56550106
>Indices up 1%
>Dollar down 1%

Yeah

>>56550113
you should use your crystal ball to predict the lotto numbers next time. i'm sure you'll be able to guess the tops and bottoms from here on out. definitely not luck. you're smarter than the market. keep it up champ. our little wolf of wall street.

>>56550110
Anon. The higher the market moves on bad economic data, the harder it will fall when this bad economic data catches up. Nothing about the fundamentals has changed, only the price has changed. You look at the price changing and go "Omg, see, the price is changing!!"
I look at the price changing and go "Wow, it's even more irrational than before, what an amazing opportunity the market is affording me to make money going even more short"

SELLSELLSELLSELL

>>56550106

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1697823536769325.webm

>>56550129
see
>>55677883
literally within 5 minutes, on the dot
just because you're not able to time the market doesn't mean everyone else can't, anon. You know?
>OMG, THE MARKET HAS MOVED UP 1% SINCE YOU SAID TO START BUILDING YOUR SHORT POSITION!!!!!!1111ONE

>>56550048
Japan is a weird country. Assuming they were to spend their savings and start consooming like the USA, they would pretty much instantly become a rival to the US. That's crazy. Unfortunately, that country is wholly mismanaged by both the politicians and the central bank

ignore all news
buy all dips
simple as

I pulled the trigger on SOXL at the wrong time and this bump is getting me back. How long do I hang on?

>>56550130
Something about market staying irrational longer than dish soap dissolving. Wait no that’s not it

>>56550131
I will order one with the gains

>>56550141
>tell people THIS IS LITERALLY THE TOP, SELL EVERYTHING
>it wasn't the top
?

>>56549960
December 2021 for one. But there are others.

>>56550141
>within 5 minutes
>on the dot
Pick one

>>56550102
>>56550098
>>56550077
Like literally what are these retards at apple doing with all their R&D funding?

>>56550141
interesting how you have never once shown your positions

>>56550153
Lol. Hmu, call me out when SPY breaks $445
if this happens, I'm wrong - we would then return to $460
I don't come out to brag when the market falls 1% after making a call lmao. But you have no problem coming out when the market moves up 1%
>OMG!!! 1%!!!!

>>56550163
no anon, you're already wrong. you tried calling the top. you were wrong. just take the L.

>>56550064
>You don't see anything wrong with the market going up because the economy is gradually getting worse?
It depends. Keep in mind that the market hasn't seen a new high since 2021. Also keep in mind that it's really only a few giant tech stocks making most of the gains. Small caps just made a new bear market low recently. The equal weighted S&P is also in the dumps and is just about break even for the year. You would expect the biggest most powerful international trillion dollar companies do better since they have the best economy of scale and probably the smartest people. That can make up for a lot of bad economic data. Also, bear market rallies are a thing so maybe you're right and we plummet to new lows. It could happen

>>56550162
I have literally shown my 4 portfolios here, with timestamp, over 10 times. Lol. I have explained my short positioning, 20 times.
ranked by weight of shorting, first = short the most
>XLK (tech)
>XLY (consumer discretionary)
>XLC (communications)
>XLF (financials)
>XLI (industrial)
>XLRE (real estate)
>XLB (materials)
>XLU (utilities)
>XLP (consumer staples)
>XLV (healthcare)
>XLE (energy)

>>56550048
based. I have been trying to reduce my consooming, haven't gone out to eat in like 3 weeks now.

>>56550113
>attempting to communicate subtleties, complexities, and abstractions to niggers
Your effort in the face of adversity is admirable, and even valuable.

>>56550082
but honestly it doesn't really mean much the guy just wanted some hopium

>>56550161
Immigrants!

>>56550037
Wish she'd do my bollocks next

>>56550093
>The higher it goes, the more you should be selling
You know what happens right before a new high? A previous new high. And another one before that. Why not wait until the price actually starts to break down before panic selling?

>>56550161
Figuring out what they can remove from their existing product lines and sell back to consoomers, preferably on a subscription basis.

>>56550171
Nice folio. A little too try hard for me. This is mine:

>50% NVDA $500 C exp 11/10 (next Friday)
>50% TSLA $250 C exp 11/17 (Friday after next)

So gaps fill. And gaps set support and resistance lines. But gaps. Namely the first gap in a new direction. The first “sizeable” gap in a new direction can be a trend setters. Smaller the gap the smaller the trend.
Inb4 ta is for fags

>>56550184
Please anon!!! I do business with this company!!!
streetshitters to the left of me (MSFT)
chinks to the right (AAPL)
stuck in the middle with (you)

Everyone is shitting on Short-on-the-way-up-anon, I personally wish to thank him. Thankyou for your losses. Without you there would be no gains to be made. Your a hero taking one for the team.

>>56550196
>>56550171
just take a screenshot...

wen lambo?

I think I'll let my SPXL calls get exercised and start selling puts. The wheel caused problems for me years ago with AMD, but what am I supposed to do now otherwise? It'll cost me OVER 9000 to buy my calls back

Last chance to buy palantir. Gaps gaps gaps my anus. Slupperino the dipperino. Mutant salmon. David d soxl. God speed. I’m gonna go play video games Still cooking the turkey

>>56550134
I had a giggle

>>56550212
anon... why are you buying apple right now?

>>56550212
>chevron
I've been fucked trying to play these guys so many times I don't even want to bother anymore.

>>56550219
>Buy the dip!

seems like a good day to sell some calls

All gaps fill. Look out below.

>>56550147
Too complicated for 99.99%.

Anyone check on burry?

Lmao.
If you look at pic related and think to yourself
>Wow, now is the time to buy!!!!
You are R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
You STILL haven't learned to sell on green days, buy on red days

>>56550221
they have given shit guidence and lower revenue the past 4 quarters. People are complaining about McDonalds being to expensive, you really think they can afford slightly better repackaged iphones?

>>56550212
>PBR
You should already own a lambo by now. How long have you held?

>>56550219
I'm not, I bought a while ago and I don't want to sell at a loss (these are investments not trades)

>>56550220
I'm waiting for nuclear fusion

>>56550116
>two years after you buy it, your battery capacity is suddenly halved by a "software update"

>>56550239
Only a few months, I wanted one divvy pick

What's with this crabbing plateau?

>>56549906
The end of the economy was when we did QE during a low interest rate environment and then refused to raise rates in any meaningful way when everything recovered

>>56550171
Anonbro, even if you were 100% right and could call markets perfectly. If you were goddam Jim Simons posting right here in our little thread that doesn't mean anybody could rationally follow what you're doing. You would have to give us every trade entry and exit. If you say short right now are you going to be around to tell us when we should get out? Maybe, maybe not. What if you are and then we get the next three trades in a row, you adop some faggy trip and /smg/ becomes /JimSimonsAnonMG/ but then one day comes you have us all go all in but then you get hit by a bus and we all get heemed. That's the problem. Your system isn't teachable because it is discretionary. You can't write it down so nobody here can follow it. We can't backtest it. We can't verify it in any way. You are just masterbating in the thread with your posts. They are worthless shitposts that are completely unactionable. If and when that changes we're all ears
>nb4 trying to get free trade signals
Nope, I'm just tired of the masturbation and shitposting that adds nothing to the thread

>>56550250

>>56550236
Sell calls! It’s been so much green! Don’t buy now!


I say I’m gone and two seconds later you come out of the wood work. Vix at 15. Us10y going downtown to 4. Just assuming the dxy is going haven’t looked. Lmao. Gold? Yea it’ll go up with stocks because everything’s a result of inflation it just won’t go up violently. Sun shining. Yea. I’m thinking we’re back and screaming up fast enough so they bobos get left in the dust.

>>56550250
I wouldnt worry about it.

>>56550277
Ok!

>>56550242
if it is an investment, and that company was doing >>56550237 why would you still invest / keep your capital at risk?

>SOXL just keeps spilling upwards

>>56550212
unfortunately shares is a pretty slow way to a lambo, but for a 1-2 year timeframe i like PBR, CVX, and there's plenty you can do with NVDA while it bounces up and down between $400 and $450 -- looks good anon keep it up

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>56549980
>now
LOL

>>56550287
I'm glad I slurped the dip

>>56550287
Don't ever disrespect my waif like that again, son. This is your one and only warning.
Also, kinda interesting how everything is so bullish yet copper is still at a level that is basically unprofitable. Also, you guys reckon oil is gonna keep above that sweet 79-80 level?
I wouldn't bet on Biden's "79 promise". He didn't slurp when it was at 60 and he won't now

>>56550266
people have unironically followed my trades, followed my positioning a good 5 dozen times since I first starting posting here in robinhood general; I have made people here a TON of money, when they listen
I have also taught and explained my principles for technical analysis, fundamental analysis, sentiment analysis 20 times, writing up multiple 8,000 character posts to explain things to newfags.
Don't tell me what I have or have not been doing.

>>56550052
Based. Always was disappointed that I don't have a sister

>>56550141
it is impressive that you find an opportunity to quote yourself in every single thread. i assume you got your money from your father since you are a literal retard

>>56550306
Copper is as dead as lithium is as dead as EVs.

>>56550306
I have so many more lewds saved for bullish days. We just keep winning semiconductor anons.

>>56550317
Anon - I have someone actively calling me out, by post number, responding to me, talking to me, saying
>you can't call the top!!!
and I can provide them with the exact post in which I did call the top, after which we had a 10% correction
>how dare you respond to someone responding to you!!!
KYS

Rolling for sour hour

>>56550313
https://pastebin.com/
It's that easy. I'm not being ironic or giving you shit. If you're that good then put us on the level. Make a paste and let's all get rich together. Then the rageposting stops and we can get to what's important

>>56550334
thx for the pump

>>56550331
NQ rally to 15400 for a nice short

>>56550313
what was your ta advice? keltner bands right
t. a learner, a listener

>>56550338
okay I will
I am too busy today to write up the guide, but I will write one up, and I will post it this Sunday at 6:00pm (market open)
>>56550346
keltner channels / average true range is one of the (many) indicators I use - yes - it's a very good one
will write about it in the guide

>>56550352
Do you believe we are nearing the top?

>>56550359
Yes
we may touch above 4400 before topping out, who knows
I would not be surprised to see VIX bid going into close either
most likely though, the rally continues into Monday, why I am saving some powder for Monday

>>56550286
Tim'll fix it

>>56550352
>I am too busy today to write up the guide, but I will write one up, and I will post it this Sunday at 6:00pm (market open)
Excellent. Good man

>>56550291
I have some crypto as well. Thanks for encouragement.

>>56550369
Bro it's going to go until Wednesday next week. Bobos are getting fucked hard.

>>56550297
LUM DOES NOT PISS HERSELF OR THE BED

>>56550334
You and me both brother

>>56550384
Delete the image. We can all still see it even after you delete but if it stays up you know what's coming

> Our help does not come from Washington, but from ourselves; our help may, however, go to Washington as a sort of central distribution point where all our efforts are coordinated for the general good. We may help the Government; the Government cannot help us. The slogan of "less government in business and more business in government" is a very good one, not mainly on account of business or government, but on account of the people. Business is not the reason why the United States was founded. The Declaration of Independence is not a business charter, nor is the Constitution of the United States a commercial schedule. The United States—its land, people, government, and business—are but methods by which the life of the people is made worth while. The Government is a servant and never should be anything but a servant. The moment the people become adjuncts to government, then the law of retribution begins to work, for such a relation is unnatural, immoral, and inhuman. We cannot live without business and we cannot live without government. Business and government are necessary as servants, like water and grain; as masters they overturn the natural order.

>>56550388
She does a lot more than that. She even has a penis in some of the Lum pics I got saved

>>56549822
TF is going on?
It's like my portfolio got a boner all of a sudden

WTF IS GOING ON . WHY WE PAMPING???

>>56550352
I swear I was trading alongside this anon a few weeks ago while we were trying to figure out what the bottom and low of the S&P were. Might be you, might not be. If it is though thanks for helping people try to understand more trading vocabulary and whatnot.

The Phillies didn't even make it to the world series and there's still retards that think a crash is coming? Holy fuck imagine being that stupid.

>>56550403
Post lewd lums to pump the markets (and ma dick)

>>56550416
i told you it's because of the mcrib

Lumposting is a top signal

Share your favorite bobo post. Here's mine:

>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677921
>>55677921
>>55677921
>July 27th 8:40am EST
>the fundamentals behind the dollar falling just got crushed by ECB
>SPX 4,605
>NQ 15,728
>this is the top. the rally will not continue as the dollar reverses.
>the dollar has gotten completely crushed because investors/traders/institutions expected that other central banks would continue to aggressively raise interest rates relative to US monetary policy; that the Fed would pause, while ECB continued to hike aggressively
>this is no longer the case, after ECB release today
>in other words, all the dollar shorts are now trapped, all the euro longs are now trapped; they are forced to quickly cover or sell their positions, forcing dollar higher
>the market rallying was predicated upon DXY falling, and falling below 100 parity especially
after ECB release today, that is not going to happen - huge smashing of expectations (and the market hates when expectations are broken / the unexpected occurs)
>Unironically, this is the top
SPX 4,605 --> 4,404 20 days -4.3%
NQ 15,728 --> 14,875 -5.4%
DXY on July 27th 8:40am: 100.84 --> 103.33 +2.5%
I called the exact top within 2 points [4607 local top] within minutes. I laid it out all out there for you why in plain English. You did not listen. You never listen.
Everything else has only snowballed on top of this final straw that broke the camels back. The camel is already dead, and more weight continues to be piled on to its corpse.
>inflation surging higher
>yields surging higher
>dollar surging higher
It hasn't even begun, mumu.

>>56550184
>Immigrants!
That's really funny cuz the smug look implies other people including the right isn't also in favor of immigration. Of course the right likes immigrants, it increases labor supply and expands GDP. The difference is the right wants responsible immigration laws and quality immigrants that will help advance society, not a lawless horde of criminal and dreck pouring over the border whenever they feel like it
Financially speaking

Did you guys see the part where republicans are forcing the senate to choose between more IRS agents or money for Jews? This new speaker guy is fucking great.

>>56550106
CASH
YIELDS
HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56550352
Are you also the Anon who call the July 27th top based on the DXY action?

Is O going out of business?

>>56550331
>call the top every day for months
>brag for months that you nailed it
>still made no money on it
okay retard

I slurped the dip.

>>56550442
Ah! I just asked about that very post in fact. >>56550458

>>56550142
>If Japan started consuming their savings they would rival the US!
Yeah because the US would instantly see 30% inflation putting our GDP on par with Japan. Of course gov would keep this out of CPI

>>56550459
O is reporting results monday after the close

>>56550369
I look at futures, 4430 on the ES. Same area as 4400 on SPX. I see you bearchad.

Aren't they just pushing those diamonds into black markets and OC circles?

>>56550148
I just sell some calls at a profitable strike and let them get assigned
Similar to theta harvesting but SOXL tends to have 10-15% up days so it will blow through the entire range of OTM strikes with enough momentum
Typical theta harvest is 45 DTE and .3 delta
I move out to a delta of .15 or so for a strike and sell for 1 to 1.25 premium
Never sell a call in this manner that you aren't ready to get assigned and sell shares at

>>56550467
It's a real classic.

>>56550384
Uh what hole is she getting fucked in

I can't believe that retarded Bobo that said we would dip because of APPL. Who the fuck even cares about APPL?

no way this move isnt faded next week wtf

Really want to call the bottom in the Yen but no reason to not either wait or just buy XLE

>>56550459
>SJIM is down since inception
Man wtf is going on

Why would you short tech. Maybe I misunderstand the time interval. Are we talking a few days or years.

The yield curve is rapidly reinverting. Is the coming shitstorm going to be inflationary or deflationary?

>>56550521
Two more weeks

>LABU up 17%
How does this thing even still exist?

I want to clarify to everybody..
I'm only human.
I'm not perfect.
I can be wrong. I have been wrong many, many times throughout my career.
Yields cooling off due to CB + activist investor intervention is very bullish - but I do not think it has changed anything. It has just kicked the can.
I think anybody trying to trade based solely off on what another person is doing is retarded.
The point is not to have 100% perfection, it's to make more money when you're right than you lose when you're wrong
and right now, taking everything into account, there is greater probability of making money going short here than there is being long, even if you just want to play for the take profits pull back
it does not make sense to chase the rally - it makes sense to buy on red days - short on green days, especially green days pushing an index gapping up above its ATR

>>56549958
Nice anon

Drink up Bobos

Would now be a silly time to buy some sqqq and hold over the weekend?

Please can someone check if bobo is still breathing

>>56549901
wow she has nice boobes

found out fornite OG is back
time for videogamings
see you on monday!

>>56550569
He said he was buying every green candle on the way up. Last I heard his mouse broke from all the clicking so he can't post anymore.

>third bridge event
>ach processing technical issues

>>>447400728

>>>/pol/447400728

how link other board
halp

>>56550561
I don't think it's silly at all to scale in to short positions here
However, if we close green, it is going to be fairly difficult for Monday to not open at least +0.3%
since nothing will happen over the weekend, and if we rally into close, then it will be hard to stop that momentum - hedges for weekend geopolitical risk come off also boosting the rally
so for this reason, I think it may be better to wait until premarket Monday for something like SQQQ where you'd potentially be eating the slippage
but who knows - if you do think something is going to kick off this weekend, then go for it
Mondays have been very, very strong for I don't know, 40 weeks in a row - especially if Friday was strong - so it doesn't make sense to be going all in Monday 0dte puts if you catch my drift [most likely!]
you should be looking to catch the larger, overarching move

>>56549822
Is no one worried about the massive bond buying this past week?

>>56550202
wrong
short gap was filled in sep

Broken wing butterfly VIX shorting bros we eating good tonight
>VIX market maker paypigs never get to cum

>>56550554
Based

It's gonna sound weird but... what's a stock so I can lose all my money?

>>56550621
Probably ZIM.

>>56550601
I wouldn't say I'm "worried" about it - it was inevitable that as the recession became certain that bond investors / bond fund managers would FOMO buy bonds, especially since they were very oversold [worst bond bear market in 20+ years]
Mumu should be "worried" about it if he's long, thinking "Oh cooler interest rates higher stocks!!" without realizing "Cooler interest rates for the wrong reasons, recession reasons, is bearish, money going away from stocks to buy bonds is bearish"
Mumu will learn this dynamic soon enough, when bad news becomes bad news - we are I would say maybe within 4-6 weeks away from this dynamic shift where bad news will be bad news

>>56550521
Shorting tech over the next year is probably not a bad idea. Do your research first of course.

>>56550601
bond prices are so low right now
They need to get bought to keep yields down tbqdesu
Seems like everytime yields jump, the market shits its pants
Good news in my book

>signs economy is cooling
>an improbably strong economy
Well which is WSJ you fucking hacks
Financial media is so fucking dumb

>>56550621
UVXY

Layering shorts as we go higher is like this. Says is June and it’s hot out. But you know winter is coming. Do you put on a coat in anticipation of winter. Then july comes and it’s even hotter out. You put on two coats. By November when it gets cold you’ve suffocated

Mag7 are sort of underperforming the market since Oct 30th

>>56550601
Not really, no. It's a rigged market anyway.

>>56550628
bad news will continue to be good news until rate cuts and/or resumption of QE

>>56550621
>what's a stock so I can lose all my money?
Make it interesting. Short UVIX with maximum leverage and rebalance it weekly to the maximum you can. You'll either blow up spectacularly in one single day or if the trade lasts a couple years straight you'll end up with a billion dollars. Either way it'll be fun

>>56550591
>/pol/

discarded

>>56550657
Nah - once the economy is shedding jobs, where it's not
>oh it's just a 150K gain, that's okay though, still gains!
if we're actively shedding jobs, the reality will set in real, real fast
then bad news will be bad news - and simultaneously, defaults / delinquencies on all forms of credit will spike up huge

>>56550632
You know the answer

>SBUX recovering
>RTX recovering
Okay, finally time to make money

>>56550632
I'm just waiting for the single headline to be the logical conclusion of the algorithmic "X happens as Y is also happening" formula for financial news. The headline should simply read "Economy cools as economy heats up". Anticlimactic but still funny

>the full effects of our tightening have yet to be felt
>continuing to reduce our securities holdings
>economic actvitiy is well above expectations, boosted by surge in consumer spending
>the labor market is tight but continues to come into better balance
>labor demand still exceeds the supply of workers -- said with negative connotation
>inflation remains well above goal of 2%, with a LONG way to go. a few months of data would be just the beginning
>longer term inflation remains well anchored -- said in a positive way
>restrictive stance of monetary policy is putting downward pressure on economic activity and inflation
>sustainably down to 2%, and remain restrictive until it is clear we are trending to that objective
>evidence of growth significantly above potential (muh giant green dildos) could warrant further tightening of policy
>additional policy firming may be appropriate but will be data driven
>reducing inflation is likely to require a period of below potential growth and softening labor market conditions, in service of the longer run inflation goal

I literally can't interpret a single line from Jerome that warrants this pump, unless the market is literally asking for further hikes

Wait until Monday

Does Jerome get mad when we pump like this

>>56550660
That's insane. I love it

>>56550688
They're doing stealth QE somehow, even though they're not supposed to be. Look at the bond market.

>>56550697
BTFP plus running down reverse repo.

>>56550694
No, he's the one causing it. Those FOMC press conferences are just lies and obfuscation. They're lying about inflation while massively printing money right now to bail out the treasury.

>>56550688
Holy shit dude stfu. Jerome was just stating facts and you are choosing to interpret them as bearish as possible. It literally doesn't mean what you are trying to make it out to be. The economy according to his own words is doing better than he thought and it's not like things weren't oversold.

>CCJ

>>56550692
I'm waiting until tuesday. This is getting risky.

>>56550632
Is it true Biden fixed things or is it a meme

Whales of #XRP are migrating their funds into #COGW

>>56550697
Her name is Yellen

>>56550718
Best. President. In. History.

>>56550688
The market thinks that the the loosening of financial conditions effected from the pump will be overwhelmed by the further slow tightening of financial conditions from the softening labor market, increase in long term rates, and rise in the dollar. Basically market participants are whistling past the graveyard. We'll see how that works out when JPow looks at his Bloomberg Monday morning and pitches his favorite coffee mug through the monitor

this pump is so fucking fake

>>56550785
isn't this the time it all sells?

>>56550785
Kys fag, wait until next week's pump

How low will SPY IV go before we dump?

>>56550688
some people just want to watch the world burn.

>>56550785
I'm ready for the btfp to be a fucking war crime Monday

>Bezos leaves Seattle for Miami

....bros, what the fuck did he mean by this? Could this be a massive bearish sign to sell the shit out of AMZN???

>>56550712
>>56550692
>>56550793
I'd like to see edits where her tits are big enough to cover her torso and keeps the club in her cleavage

>>56550829
you realize he hasn't been the CEO for years now

>>56550829
Means seattle is a shithole and now he's off to fuck up desantis back yard.

Many such cases.

soon

>>56550793
Does Lum do anal?

>>56550837
has been for years

>>56550840
Yes.

>>56550840
... you will suicide?

>>56550845
Everything. Every. Thing.

>this pump is so fucking fake

Just wanted to drop in and congratulate all the glowfaggots for getting revenge on reddit on behalf of corporate banks for like 900 days in a row now utilizing their higher standard of economic genius.

>>56550840
Im hoping for a big dump with some ridiculous pump action in between again. God its so fun when that happens, and it keeps happens over the past two years its awesome

>>56550836
yeah but he is still the director of the board and acts as the shadow ceo of sorts, much like how Bill Gates is still the boss of MSFT behind the scenes, you don't just give up an infinite gold mine like that.

Well it's been a good run with SPXL anons, but I guess I never did get back in the black with my original lots. Hopefully selling puts for a while will make up the difference for what I'm about to lose today.

Literally the only real citizens.

These are the same people who, in other contexts, excuse corrupt, lopsided behavior by citing "racial justice" and other such insanity.

Why are we dumping?

Here is your booming world economy

>>56550899
bought calls so last minute revenge from my glowie

>watch the market
>do nothing productive all day
no wonder my business is failing.

stocks are such a piece of shit it's unreal
i'll see you all next week

>>56550947
>stocks are such a piece of shit it's unreal
>i'll see you all next week
What is he talking about?

>>56550959
Maybe he owns FTNT or ON. Imagine being the one loser in a massive field of green.

Janny shoot up /smg/ again? where the fuck is everyone?

nice selloff into the close

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56550997

>>56550997
bretty gud, I did a bit of slurping

>>56550997
$3.4k

>>56550997

>>56550840
Look:

1. They're not going to let you have a house.
2. They're not going to let you have a wife.
3. They're not going to let you have a white country.

What makes you think they're going to let you have a free market? Embrace the fact that you will never have cheapies. Only then can you be free.

>>56548323
Lol. Nice, strong TLT intraday price action

I made about 15 grand total off DAL today. this was a ss before I sold

>>56550793
It's dumping EOY.

>>56550997
I both solded and boughted NATFUCKIN'GAS
so it was
a good day
>didn't even have to use muh AK

>>56550997
Nicely, I closed out a few hundred in calls.

>>56550997
bad

>>56550997
+ 10% today (still down 30% yoy). At least it's movement in the right direction.

>>56550959
he was counting on the redditor le epic crash
sorry bobo, white man's market

>>56550997
New ATH, up +3.87% today, +12.99% this week, +17.1% in a month, +66% in 4 months, +510% YTD

Wheat

>>56550997
+1.61%

>>56550997
I sold 29 $78 SPXL calls this Monday. I am being assigned as we speak. I don't actually know what my cost basis was on the lots that Fidelity will sell, but for all the shares I have, it was $102.27.
So that's ultimately, -$70,383.00. If I had somehow been able to sell $82 calls, then I would have been up an additional $8000.
All I can say is: selling puts is going to suck but I am going to expect five figures every week. It's the least that the market can do for me after this loss.

>>56550997
Line go up

Why is /smg/ so quiet?

>>56551103
bed time

>>56551103
The quiet before the storm...

I got next bake

>>56551103
I will be off work to shit up the thread with inane posts in an hour. Let me get home first

>>56551103
Markets closed for the weekend

Newer to stocks, just started investing this year. Mainly just S&P500 fund nothing crazy. Have about 2k in (1k in trad, 1k in roth ira), about to put 6k in I rolled my 401k from my old employer.

I want to learn more. I started with the book Peter Lynch learn to earn. Amazing book, super easy to understand as a beginner, not overly technical, nor repetitive. Straight to the point, and not too long, I just picked it up every night before bed and read like a book.

I want to learn more to be able to sorta day trade. Not sure the proper term, but do stuff like shorts, calls, etc. I really am having a tough time understanding via youtube videos. dI have watched so many and I'm just not getting it.

Any book suggestions to maybe read, like a read after Peter Lynch's learn to earn? Something similar but like a "next step"?

What if everything is actually normal? Maybe russia and Israel just went to war since the US is at peace and the world needed to maintain the balance?

I did some 1337 photoshop skills to make the Bakery sign in this jpg bigger, so it's more readable as thumbnail
Also where is the baker

>>56551103
getting late in India. markets close, they go to bed

>>56551103
We're busy showing our ports to hot chicks and having orgys with them all

>>56551131
have not read Peter Lynch's book but if you are interested in options and how they work i'd recommend Dan Passarelli's Trading Option Greeks

>>56551131
All you need to do is buy spy. If you want to “day trade” you need $25k in your account (sec law). You can’t short in a cash account, so thats off the table. If you want to maximize your return, all you need to do is sell high and rebuy the dip. 70% of people lose money day trading and 95% arent trying to anymore after 5 years. Hope this helps

>>56551147
this

>>56551144
She's busy doing gay stuff

>>56550997
>-3.64% after daily inflation

>>56551103
Bottom.

>>56551131
Just DCA into Vanguard index funds (look into Jack Bogle) regularly over time and run the fuck away from here immediately, it is niggers.

>>56551195
>Just DCA into Vanguard index funds
I hate passive investing.

>>56551216
Enjoy getting fleeced by the market maker jews.

Bakers!?
>>56551251
I prefer stock picking and holding.

>>56551265
>t. nigger
Verification not required.

>>56551289
>>56551289

>>56551290
Pretty sure you're the nigger here, that hasn't the intellectual capability to go through financial statements and look at a business and come up with a value for it, so you just "passively" invest.

>>56551313
No, I personally invest only in
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
but I advise according to the thesis that almost everyone here is a
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER

>>56550297
>>56550306
why is she peeing herself, is she ok?