/biz/ - Business & Finance

smg owes me sex and i'm here to collect

First, I poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
then i peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tfw you bought aapl calls at the lod in the am but held til tomorrow cuz es closed over 4300 and fomc when fine and earnings was surely going to beat

what do his farts smell like?

Real estate bros it is OUR time

Unleash the crash. God wills it.

okay tho frfr this general sucks and has been actively preventing me from making money.

>>56543294
What are some commercial real estate plays I can short? They're gonna be knocking down buildings soon.

My broker(female) owes me sex!

>>56543300
Did you not see the occasional VZ shilling before it pumped 10%

>>56543301
You should have been shorting months ago. The line is going up again

>>56543313
I am an active Verizon customer and don't believe for a second that they can provide the high-quality service necessary for sustained growth.

>>56543312
My female broker margin called me for SEX

>>56543300
How so?

>VZ

>>56543315
Nah, it's maybe a short bounce but it's going to crash. What instrument are you trading?

>>56543300
skill issue

Is IEP a good short before earnings tomorrow?

Hi.

>>56543354
She abandoned god long ago

>>56543266
hazy IPA is so hot right now

Companies you wish you could own, but aren't public:
>Martinelli's (pic related)
>Little Ceasers

Any others?

>>56543342
ABR if you're so confident. I never make money so you're probably on to something

>>56543292
Leather bound books

>>56543342
Lmfao cope

>>56543367
I handle a Fortune 50 North American company with huge campuses everywhere. Our GRE report is confidential.

What was your best trade that came from smg? For me it was swinging wkhs.

>>56543301
VNO and SLG were big office real estate plays but they might've divested by now. DLR and O are other popular meme plays, but if you want to stay simple and diversified then DRV is the inverse LETF for XLRE.

DIS, whatever happened there.

>>56543354
Hello.

Discovered how a company we were contracting with has been cutting people all year nationwide, but it wasn't being reported. I'd guess there are more companies that used the same loophole coming out of covid and work from home.

>>56543295
>tfw no options chain so you can only short EIS

>futures

>>56543384
The PANDAVERSE explained it all

>>56543384
Just rising tide. They will heem on earnings less park revenue can save their shit, but i doubt it.

>BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all charges.

>>56543446
Inshallah.

I'm confident we're going to have a severe correction. I just don't know if it's already started, or if it will be delayed to Q1

>>56543446
They better not be just pinning everything on him and letting everyone else walk.

>>56543414
i be fuckin' it, and we ballin' it.

>>56543446
So he has a sure path to Argentina now?

>>56543474
Bitch did you miss 2022? I swear to god all the bears were in a coma and just woke up

>NEGG
What went wrong?

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>56543509
The meme answer would be "take one guess", but I'll assist you, consider the average negg and their contribution to society. Therein lies your answer.

>>56543446
He will appeal and they will quietly drop everything, they just want the headline.

>>56543511
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

>>56543266
Nonfarm payrolls. Rolling covered calls. Anticipating the continued rally. Careful out there Chads.

>>56543266
iToddler bros not like this

>>56543509
Yeah this one kinda surprised me to. I would've figured they'd be more profitable. I know now they're selling a 20TB exos drive for under 300. Which is cheaper than the 18tb version of the same drive.

Futures will recover for the Friday gamma squeeze, rate cuts being priced in are all that matters

This man's death in an Israeli airstrike in the next 24 hours will be the black swan that brings it all crashing down. A fitting end to a financial system that has lost its grip on risk management.

>>56543509
TigerDirect too fierce.

>>56543548
who dat?

>>56543446
"yup yup"

>>56543477
>They better not be just pinning everything on him and letting everyone else walk.
His boomer parents literally used him in this whole scheme, they walked away millionaires.

>>56543553
Sam-Ael Hydu, the Ghost of Hezbollah

>>56543553
Your better.

>>56543553
Nassim "the Arab" Taleb

>>56543547
>rate cuts
but I honestly believe that people unironically expect the FED to cut rates into the hottest economy ever where there are more job openings than unemployed persons.
their brains are all fried, though.

>>56543548
nassim taleb?

>>56543364
This li'l nigga right here.

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

>>56543364
Is Jeld-Wen still private?

>>56543509
They sell a set of products most people buy once every 3-5 years, which can also be purchased on amazon or other competing sites. Margins are slim.
Not sure what compelled anyone to think it's worth 10 billion dollars, but 2021 was truly a special time.

Market isn't pricing in cuts yet, it's pricing in a full pause. Powell won't be hiking again, the bond market can't handle another hike. Bullbros we're going to the moon.

>>56543600
>mumus
>bobos
Mooo Mooos like bulls?
Bo bo bear? Get your reddit shit out of here.

OK, what's everyone's plan for tomorrow?

You *do* have a plan, right?

>>56543616
Why would he cut rates?

>>56543446
FREE MY NIGGA SAM HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>56543633
going all in SOXS premarket and selling at 9:35

>>56543640
You thinking of Bill. SBF broke the sacred broker-customer covenant. For that he should be drawn and quartered, his entrails left to be eaten by that rat of a girlfriend of his.

>>56543587
for me, it's wawa

Isn't it fucking amazing that the people who said "FED" are the ones with the most retarded opinions??

>>56543616
>the bond market can't handle another hike
lmao.
you say this out of one corner of your mouth, but then out of the other side 'everything is fine, buy buy buy'
why can't the bond market handle another hike, anon?
HMmmm?? :^)

>>56543678
I wish FED were a ticker. Hell, maybe if it were the Fed itself, like the SNB.

>>56543364
I don't care what anyone says. Gabe has managed to do the least amount of damage to his store front than any other business of the same sector.
Even with some of the hiccup decisions they've made there's enough customer goodwill to last a lifetime, or until he dies.

>>56543664
I think what I miss most about living in the mid-Atlantic region is the convenience stores...
>miss wawa
>miss sheetz
>miss rutters
>miss turkey hill
>miss royal farms
There just isn't anything like that where I am now

>>56543690
I say we keep on hiking until only companies with positive balance sheets, solid cash flows, and good fundamentals remain.

>>56543616
>We're pausing the rap|
>It means the rape never happened!
*Goes back to pre-rape ATHs*

>>56543700
lord gaben

>>56543628
Basically

>>56543714
Same. I miss Wegmans, but I'm glad to be free of eastcoast politics.

>>56543633
I will continue to baghold OXY until the market finally realizes its worth, possibly for an eternity
VICKY STOP KEKING US AND RELEASE THE DIVIDENDS AAAAAAAAA

I know this is the stock thread but I'm just curious how many of you hold crypto as well?

>>56543446

We will continue the great bull run that has been ongoing since the 1990s (2008 was a beer trap)

>>56543731
Yes... Wegmans was fun...
Now I have to settle for fucking KR
As for convenience stores... they're all jokes. They only sell candy, snacks, soda, and coffee.
I WANT MY FUCKING MTO BREAKFAST SANDWICHES

>>56543603

I just don't see a world where windows and doors are flying off the shelves.

>>56543364
>mfw my mom still gets Martinelli's for thanksgiving & christmas even though im the only one who drinks it
Graduated from the kids table like 25 years ago but some things never change

>>56543772
>I just don't see a world where windows and doors are flying off the shelves.

>>56543364
Aldi or Lidl

>>56543655
Based and checked, Bill is a man of the LORD GOD Almighty.

This is what an insolvent country looks like.

I have 25k right now, mostly from buying options and selling at 10% gains. At what amount should I start selling options instead?

>>56543760
>beer trap
I did drink a lot of beer in 08.

>>56543266
The bulls have a solid point. There is a convergence of upward and downward trends on SOXL resulting in $18 on Nov. 3rd-teenth.

Which means, anything could happen in the next 24 hours. We already know AAPL's earnings but we don't know Nonfarm Payrolls rates. And we don't know how niggas gonna feel in general when they cop 'o feel of that gristle when they were expecting a fat, juicy ass-munch full of butt muscle and opportunity

>>56543753
Yeah. In fact GBTC and BITW are saving my ass the past couple weeks. Much comfier than straight BITO or miners (or COIN lol).

>>56543869
Bad news is good news since a negative payroll print is the only way Jerome gets us those sweet sweet rape cuts.

>>56543889
The dragon longsword ruins it. Mah nigga should be hittin on them barrows chicks with a bronze skimmy.

>>56543446

>>56543446
it was known

>>56543922
Every single time

Amazon just where in the hell did you lose my package?

Wow, lithium stocks are beat to shit. SQM's got a steadier losing streak since August than CVNA.

>>56543364
Ocean Spray

>>56543869
>Which means, anything could happen in the next 24 hours.
sound analysis

>>56543477
lol not only that but Biden's going to commute his sentence before leaving the Whitehouse.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAfC0vmwbhk

>>56543364
Aldi.

>>56543958
Nah, we'll have a chill consolidation day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCHMqrkoyFA

>>56544021
Chill's cool too

>>56543266
lets laugh at all the doomtard bears, lmfao, im up like 2k in the past couple days, plus divvy season is all year long lol

>>56543364
LEGO is literally the best one.

>>56544047
Aren't they just some of the dumbest, most shortsighted faggots in the world? I mean jesus christ two years in a row of this shit

>>56543313
lol that was me, i tried to warn you bros, im up like 16% in a couple weeks on VZ plus that 9% danion

Things got out of hand earlier when the anon was talking about his sister. We were all in a state of short squeeze euphoria. Let's close out the week strong tomorrow. Act professional. Wear a suit to your battle station

>>56544066
Damn I need to get my suit dry cleaned
It smells like the dust in the back of my closet

>>56544053
A public LEGO alongside NVO would make EDEN the world's comfiest ETF.

>>56543795
I thought Lidl was public? (or it's part of AD holdings or so.)
It's not nearly as good though.

the general bull thesis is that good news for the stock market makes it go up, and bad news for the economy the Fed will signal rate pauses or decreases, which will also make stocks go up,
barring something more potent than FED (major disaster/demand shock/scamdemc etc) stocks literally will go up forever.

>>56544109
The bull thesis is that most of the time people are constructing things and not destroying them and most of the time things work out pretty well.
It's very simple and very reasonable and something you should agree with unless there's a very good reason not to.

It isn't actually possible to slow walk the real estate complications until it becomes a nothingburger right?

>>56543958
nah, we're having a gamma squeeze

>>56544131
Unless we get very high inflation real estate is probably going down over the next year.

GET FUCKED BOBOS

>>56544166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKVZrbitbd8

>>56544154
I am more worried about knife catching banks and the whole thing with commercial offices or whatever

>>56544154
It's already going down. Public listings have been staying listed longer, and have price drops. New listings are increasing, as well as listing age. The only stuff moving is what was refinanced at 2-3% in communities that have high equity. It's all privately bought with loan assumptions, and the investors pay for the place until it's sold or the owner finds a new place.
Can't say the same for corporate leases.

>>56544177
nice dubs mumusister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bgC6jvjvro

>>56544154
>unless prices go up prices will probably go down over the next year

>Old Yeller funding the government with 30-day paper

You are now aware that this is what 3rd world emerging market governments do.

>>56544180
Id check out ABR and MPW
single and multi family homes, and hospitals,
office space is dead in the water

>>56544195
IE it's not going up in real terms.

>>56544198
KEK, kill the dollar. Time to start buying Yen I guess. Widowmaker.

>>56544210
Didn't MPW literally have their flagship tenant go bankrupt or something? I forget snailposter's thesis.

>>56544154
>>56544192
>It's already going down.
meanwhile in reality...

>>56544218
It's all home builders playing a shell game. They're going to run out of money for that and it's going to crash.

>>56544210
>MPW
now that is a knife

>>56544231
>It's all home builders playing a shell game.

>>56544218
That doesn't include taxes or HOAs or insurance.

>>56544240
its being squoze, i too am too afraid, but you could prob get a 2x

>>56544231
Nah, they'll just flip their bags to chink investors.

Then we rug those chinks by declaring war and nationalizing all their property. ezpz gg no re

>>56543364
Ultra Safe Nuclear
Shine Technologies
SpaceX

>>56543940
It's on the crux. Maybe you're in between jerkoff sessions and Doritos 3D bites, but I nailed this one here, and all you can do is watch.

>>56543958
Perhaps required but minus the death, perhaps.

>>56544240
>single and multi family homes, and hospitals,
>office space is dead in the water
Heard about the hospitals, first hand with office space, had no idea about multi family homes. Is that like condos and town houses or multiplexes/apartments?
Totally get the single family home, I'm in that situation myself.

>>56544254
>Ultra Safe Nuclear
Speaking of, just checked and out of all /smg/s today, only two (possibly one) guys even mentioned uranium. CCJ might actually hit 50.

>>56544255
check picrelated and the dates,
then lower your tone.

Weird how people don't see the bears here.

>>56544251
Reeeeeeee I'm thar schizo pro chink faggot retard that will go on a schizo rant for talking trash about chinks! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEE!

>>56544284
>Sounds like a lot of conjecture and misconfigured correlation pumped by disconfigured sluts
You're a faggot, gay nerd...

>>56544243
Who is this?

>>56544274
>uranium
Uranium has been a play since the chinks copied nuke plants and the EU and Japan closed their nuke plants. The plan is to nuke oil and natgas with nukes, literally, because the solar and wind scams will unwind (already are) and le technology new nuke is super safe, but only certain places can mine it safe, refine it safe, and use it safe. Regulations and restrictions just drive the price up more, but with the clean energy people backing it, to the MOOOOOOOOON

after we crash.

I like how buying high is the hip new thing to do. When will there be a pullback? Idk next week maybe?

>>56544295

>>56544298
Uneducated Economist

Uuhh, ukraine trannies, what's happening???

>>56544305
Do you forgive. Do your forgive yourself? Because that is the first step. That is the first step to seeking forgiveness from your weak, dumb, addled state.

You drunk.

>>56544313
Is he in a car?

>>56544298
Steven Van Meter, The Bond King

>>56544316
That boy needs therapy.

>>56544313
>Iraq
>Syria
etc

>>56544319
That's his gimmick.

>>56544325
meant for >>56544315
It's just lobbyist graft, same people every time. Really surprised no one has mentioned it before.

>>56544272
often times multi family homes are just normal old houses some greedy retard looked at and said, "I can put up a wall down the middle and make two homes and rent them both." I have only seen duplexes in person but apparently the get a little larger. Townhouses condos and apartments are their own thing.

>>56544315
iirc there was a rumor that putin died too. hasn't had a public appearance in over 10 days.

>>56544323
That boy needs more therapy. He needs a dad. Who's gonna be his dad? Who is gonna replace this man's metaphorical dad while he assaults his most favorite ontological basket weaving forum?

>>56544274
Wasn't me posting, but I am bullish uranium. Analysts keep upping the target price for CCJ. If you rescale the last bull market run adjusted for the growth in the money supply and overlay it on the current run, it could go to $200+ over the next few years.

>>56544321
That's not Van Pedo.
By the looks of it, Van Pedo seems to be disintegrating after years of being constantly wrong about everything.

>>56544335
>often times multi family homes are just normal old houses some greedy retard looked at and said, "I can put up a wall down the middle and make two homes and rent them both."
Nah, all of the duplexes I've seen were designed that way. I think multi family implies some responsibility on someone else's money for the agreement.

Your favorite cowards are being destroyed all the time. Asian Americans, Indian Americans, African Americans...

We will kill all of you gay niggers when you give us the green lights.

>>56544315
Finally I can sell my LUKOY bags

>>56544243
Has this dude lost his fucking house, yet? I remember him saying he went all-in with his assets; even sold his silver stack (or so he said)

Attention Bobocucks, Dow Futures are still in the green.

>>56544367
No. Why would he lose his house?
He bought his house at generational low interest rates and since then his Zestimate has appreciated further.
He has a stable job and a YT income stream on the side.
Why you hatin'?

>>56544376
It's 9:44am in China, fourteen minutes after market open, Hong Kong is up 1.27% shanghai +0.5%, and Shenzhen +0.7%
any futures movements taking place during Chinese market open are literally meaningless to the movements the following day

>>56544384
Based

i'm half tempted to pull out all my money from ameritrade until this merger is over with schwab. i'm sure everything will be fine but i have this gut wrenching feeling they'll use it as an excuse to fuck over so many people

>>56544292
What? That's not me. I just know those Chinamen love them some sketchy housing investments bought sight unseen.

>>56544403
this is irrational
what you should be more afraid of is Schwabs insolvency issues - they will be one of the (major) brokers that blows up during the credit crisis that is looming for the banks
for this reason I would not be keeping any money with them, as with 100% certainty, within the next 6 months, they will be limiting customer withdrawals

>>56544384
Stop advertising here, faggot.
Also yeah, I hope you lose your home and you're out on your ass for the second time; like in '08.
"drinking is screwing up your economic thinking"
Dang bro, you got a drinking problem? Seems like projecting
>inb4 I explain in the video
not watching it.

>>56544323
Purely psychosomatic.

>>56544419
Lie down on the couch.

>>56544418
You too should consider therapy.

>>56544409
Do it bro, go on your schizo rant with your fake ass whataboutism!

>>56543364
Onlyfans

>>56544417
pardon my russian but, proofs?

>>56544366
Based Biden keeping us from selling early.

>>56544428
>whataboutism!

>>56543958
fucken love that song bro/sis

Best incest stocks?

>>56544419
>>56544423
>>56544426
Why are you all, in the same three posts, advocating therapy? Are you Jews?

>>56544417
>they will be one of the (major) brokers that blows up during the credit crisis that is looming for the banks
So that's why the market gets closed during the credit crisis. Spillover effects to Schwab...

>>56544417
You don't mind me capping this, do you?

>>56544445
https://www.theinvestorspodcast.com/episodes/the-banking-crisis-explained-w-shawn-omalley/
>Banks like First Republic, which authorities are now working desperately to save lost over 70 billion dollars of its deposits to withdrawals, which amounts to nearly half of its deposit base at the end of last year. Just, just remarkable. Even big names like Charles Schwab were being hit by contagion concerns.
>Even big names like Charles Schwab were being hit by contagion concerns.
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/schwab-bank-deposits-slip-as-firm-seeks-to-recover-from-crisis-1.1947249
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/schwab%C2%A0stock-nyse-schw-no-more-grief-as-bulls-get-relief-1032710035
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/investors-bet-the-worst-is-over-for-charles-schwab-141827060.html
>Charles Schwab stock (SCHW) surged 12.5% Tuesday as investors bet the worst was over for an investment firm that attracted scrutiny as the banking industry struggled through its most challenging period since the 2008 financial crisis.
>Charles Schwab said its deposits dropped 31% during the second quarter from a year ago, falling to $304 billion. Net income for Charles Schwab also fell 28%, to $1.3 billion, while revenue dropped 9% for the same period.
Lmao.
You need to read between the lines on a lot of these. In other words, the more an article is being written by shill bots saying "Hey investors don't be worried about Schwab solvency crisis!!" the more that there is risk of solvency crisis, if there wasn't, then there is no reason to write the article in the first place lmao.

>>56544472
Are you asking
>What does that mean?
?

>>56544417
I have a schwab account, where should I move to?

>>56543835
Print more, sell more bonds, ad infinitum
Bondniggers get to hold the biggest bag the world has ever seen while the debt is inflated away
Allah wills it
also i failed NNN, but longest record yet (2 days)

>>56544485
>>56544472
You're a nut. You're crazier than a coconut.

It's a wonder how Jews magically--despite their cultural origins, despite anything that would remove them from the tribe--hurt others.

It's almost like they did this on a Biblical imperative. It's almost like they know we're here...

>>56544469
why do the ai semen demons always have such lumpy skin?

>>56544485
>>56544497
Pay attention, lil one.

>>56544469
Ask your sister.

>>56544457
>w-w-what about bonds
>w-w-what about US housing market
>w-w-what about draft
>t-t-taiwan will get invaded in less than 15 days, this is a fact!

>>56544501
Bad muscle placement.
t. Kinesiology student

>>56544491
Ingots of gold and bullets

>>56544539
golden bullets would not be very ballistically sound

>>56544480
Go for it.

PBF energy really fucking pumped.

>>56544560
Sorry I meant silver bullets. For the werewolves.

Shoot 3 .45 bullets through the face of those who disagree with this

>>56544522
>I invented a word that means you can't call me a hyprocrite
>because if you call me a hypocrite then I just say the word XD

>>56544578
>y-y-you are a hypocrite
Kek you got basedjacked last time for being such an insufferable faggot

>>56544491
honestly all of the brokers will get hit by the credit crisis; just some will do better than others
schwab will be one of the worst hit
i'm honestly hard pressed to recommend any broker, but the least dirty shirts in the USA pile are going to be
>tastytrade
>fidelity
unironically, I think Sosnoff doing things "his way" will protect his firm compared to all the others, fidelity may even get caught up in it

>>56544567
A lot like MPC or PSX. Crack spreads went nutso for a little while, which is good for refiners.

>>56544591
>oMSu533EzIUYdOJKAvfAptI2qAtPyWBEhKwMCh~tplv-photomode-video-cover_480_480.jpg

Celente seething.
He really thought the life long wait to finally be correct for once was over.

>that one bear losing his mind screaming this is the top and we are going to a new low
>even though it is clearly earnings/santa rally season
Quite literally a rerun of the last 3 years. What a clown.

>I called you a hypocrite therefor I win the argument. The Chinese century is upon us goy!

>>56544602
They also had massive earnings.

>NOOOOOOoooooo if you call out China you must be for Israel!

>>56544600
>>56544491
if you want to to truly know
>which brokerages are not safe
you can literally just look at their stock prices over the last 6 months, over the last year
the market KNOWS. all the noise gets cancelled out, wisdom of crowds. somebody KNOWS, and they short / get the hell out of their long positions in the brokerages with the highest risk
they are priced appropriately, based upon this risk
so for example SCHW
>-33% YTD
You know that something is up. Lmao. Trust price action over the media.

>>56544610
If you wanted people to go die for Biden, maybe you shouldn't have arrested Trump.

t. more American than you will ever be

>>56544610
>he isn't preparing for the year of the dragon
LKNCY isn't going to go bankrupt again without you gweilo, jump on in

i want sister fucker anon to give us more juicy details

>futures

>>56544614
Huh, guess they did this morning. Must've fucked up the earnings call or expectations to end red like that.

>If you wanted people to go die for Biden, maybe you shouldn't have arrested Trump.

>t. more Chinese than you will ever be

based jannie

>>56544469
>>56544521
it is unbelievably unfair that some men get to have a cute sister and i don't

>>56544641
>>56544642
These are the reddit faggots in irc

>>56544641
I'm willing to bet money that you're not even a real American.

>>56544627
Zoom out

>>56544608
anon.. we are going into a terrible, absolutely horrific earnings season
target CEO was just warning about it today
https://www.the-sun.com/news/9514470/target-ceo-warning-stores-closing-news/
everyone is broke. they have already extended their credit just trying to make ends meet. what do you think fueled summer retail sales, summer travel? credit.
now the consumer is getting hit by a market that just went into a correction = feel poorer going into the holiday season (wealth effect) spend less
not only this, but all retailers have been conditioned by the last several years to expect surplus holiday demand - so they double, triple order and have too large of inventories - when the demand isn't there, they're forced to cut prices and eat losses, getting hit by double whammy by less overall sales as well as taking losses on inventory
Anon.. did you not hear Powell at the conference?
He literally said "We can see signs that people are not consuming durable goods that require financing due to high interest rates actually hitting these transactions"
You hear him say this and go "Wow! Strong holiday season incoming!!"
No! Lmao. No. No no no.

>>56544627
Worst case they get sold for parts a la Lehman Brothers. So maybe the bank part gets handed off to JP Morgan and the brokerage merges with Fidelity or something.

>I'm willing to bet money that you're not even a real American.
>real Americans stand with China

>>56544677
>everyone is broke
stopped reading right there.
credit card debt is exploding, where do you think that cash is flowing towards?

>>56544627
All of my positions are short term and expire in November so I'll move to Fidelity after sell my calls

>>56544684
Post some hotdogs or burgers with a timestamp. I dare you, yurocuck.

>>56544687
Go to sleep Paul

>>56544687
they are already tapped out.. they already made these purchases.. nobody is buying..
now the higher rates are biting. people don't want to buy a new car. don't want to buy a boat. don't want to buy a washing machine.
if you think that this will not impact the holiday season, you are delusional.

>>56544677
Sorry homo saw these posts the last 3 novembers you're just fucking wrong and you'll realize how retarded you were being when you get rekt like bears always do when they go short on the pump. Down for 3 months, but it has to go down-er because it just has to, okay?

>>56544703
>you are delusional
no u

>>56544703
>don't want to buy a boat.
If you're buying a boat on credit you're fucking retarded.
t. Boatpill guy

>>56544714
>Down for 3 months, but it has to go down-er because it just has to, okay?
Unironically yes.

>>56544627
why are people so hard on schwab lately?

>>56544703
Yeah but if that's true why was the nasdaq up today mr. smart guy?

>>56544738
Something about them having FHLB or BTFP loans that total greater than their equity. The banking portion not sure how it affects the brokerage but probably would. Think they laid some people off recently too.

>>56544687
pokemon cards and makeup. ticker: NTDOY, ULTA

>>56544484
so yeah, i'm pulling my money out

>>56544638
thats hilarious

>>56544784
>futures

>futures

>gambling apps and scratch offs have been the most profitable sectors this quarter
hmm

>>56544695
Bro you are a retarded tool.

>>56544768

>>56544768
>ULTA
Jesus. Them, EL, and ELF have all been heemed like 40% from this summer.

>he's a
>NO
>NATGAS
>NIGGER

>>56544831
natural gas is considered a waste product in the usa though

>>56544759
damnshould i sell all my positions, i have a ROTH in schwab too

>>56544831
Righteous. Are you thinking up or down tomorrow?

>>56544768
Oh. I follow one channel that does these packs openings with viewer buy-ins on twitch.
The two alternating hosts are disgustingly fat fucks.
>let's goooooo
>LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>Ngubu Diamante ultra platinum reserve mirrored silver gold

>>56544814
Post your wall outlet with a timestamp, or literally any proof whatsoever that you're not some seething eastern yuropoor shill. I know for a fact that, unlike me, you're not actually American.

>>56544838
I consider trading anything other than NATGAS via BOIL/KOLD/UNG/FCG a waste.

>>56544811
>That FCFS chart
Pawn shops too, by the looks of it.

You know things are kinda fucked when say newegg is offering 20TB exos enterprise drives cheaper and without any limits on quantity than the 18TB version of the same drive. I think its under 300 a drive.

>>56544862
Newegg was probably informed by WD that they "accidentally" shipped a bad batch and want to liquidate quietly during nog*friday*week.

>>56544841
No clue but you may want to get out soon if at least to save yourself some worrying. I'm only vaguely aware of Schwab's issues.

>>56544862
I've been waiting for the next silicon debacle, lots of rust spining, but chink SSD production is speeding up just in time.

>>56544862
btw. anon, you weren't a faggot today!
picrelated

>>56544862
Huh. How many Linux ISOs do you need?

>>56544843
I never have any idea what it's going to do, I just always try to reasonably determine the range it tends to ride on the 3 month, where it's ramping up or down to on the futures curve, and DCA as low as possible, then reverse DCA sell as high as possible, sometimes flickin' that HOOD market sell order when it is right in the moment of reachin' for the fuckin' sun, son.

>>56544862
>>56544874
>>56544885
Is now a good time to pick up a new external HDD?

>>56544896
But kind of this, unironically.
Nobody has data or files any more.
Normies and NPC's are in the cloud already.
Nearly everything is streamed or not-locally-saved.
3.5 hard drives are only bought by fringe nich consumers.
Data hoarders of every coleur.
I honestly suspect that even the schizos who are trying to hide teh warez are in the process of growing out of this phase. (or getting therapy, finally)
>inb4 any replies from people who don't know what a no-cd crack was

>>56544862
>>56544895
I realize this is boomer general but you guys realize these things are outdated and nobody actually uses them right? We use SSDs now. Solid state. Not that old boomer shit you used to run Minesweeper on with your windows 3.1 for workgroups

>>56544905
For what? I live by the 123 rule.

>>56544914
>>56544912
38_Year_Old_Boomer-CLASS

Do brokerage transfers affect long term capital gains status? If I transfer to a new brokerage, will it reset the clock on my stocks?

>>56544831
I'm just fuckin' with y'all btw. I have made some good money, but nowhere near that good. I just transferred most of my funds to Fidelity and am leaving a small amount in HOOD to play with, so it adjusted the returns percentage to that shit there. (You) fags are still NO NATGAS NIGGERS though, all but a couple of you and a few bagholders that followed the BOIL KANG into disaster.

>>56544914
I only have like 20GB of files that need fast access. For disks that size all that matters is price per bit.

>>56544918
>If I transfer to a new brokerage, will it reset the clock on my stocks?
no. the new brokerage will have your cost basis and date of purchase of the shares

>>56544726
>Boatpill

How did you get started? Any plans of going full time? Any resources for a noob on what to avoid? It seems like a decent life, with the most freedom.

>>56544905
>Is now a good time to pick up a new external HDD?
They seem expensive as fuck, WTF!?

>>56544915
What is the 123 rule?

>>56544918
No, the new broker will (eventually) get information on purchase dates, cost basis, tax lots, etc. from the old one.

>>56544929
>>56544726
How do taxes on capital gains work on a boat?

>>56544926
>>56544941
But does the IRS honor the original transaction on the old brokerage?

What a dogshit market. I had a long on the SPX with 340 Euros. Would have made 1400 in 3-4 days. What kind of retarded market is this? Literal shitcoin. I sold most of my bonds yesterday after reviewing them, I'm back to gambling on this shitcoin market now.

>>56544953
>I had a long on the SPX with 340 Euros. Would have made 1400 in 3-4 days.
Börse Stuttgart welcomes your commissions.

>>56544912
These days there's 4K resolution, though. That takes a lot of space. We didn't have that in my day.

>>56544936
It wasn't all that long ago regular storage moved into the Terabyte range

>>56544953
I've given up on indices and only trade things I understand.

since i'm not going to trade under schwab, what's a good alternative for brokerages that isn't robinhood? surely there's other anons here that use ameritrade? what's the consensus on the merger?

>>56544982
IBKR

>>56544982
I'm looking at IBKR but (Klaus) Schwab is holding up my accounts for some reason.

What if a run on brokerages, where everyone liquidates their holdings all at once, causes the crash?

>>56544958
>We didn't have that in my day.
I have IGN on my YT feed and I had a look at a Fortnite season preview video just now.
THAT FUCKING GAME LOOKS UNRECOGNIZABLE TO ME WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!
Then I realized that the last time I consciously saw some footage of Fortnite must've been around 2018...
WHICH IS HALF A FUCKING DECADE AGO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>56544946
Yes, I think so. Hope so.

>>56544993
>>56544994
As a bonus, IBKR's stock chart is kinda decent.

>>56544996
That jives with the Krugman timeline.

>>56544968
For now I stay with indices, but I might return back to commodities like Oil. This retardation becomes unbearable. I said the dump was awkward, even for me as a bobo and I was doubting it. Doesn't mean you have to revert it in less than a week on equally nothing. And APPL fucked up.

>>56544982
fidelity or vanguard

Ah, and I forgot to mention the
>priced in
faggots. What was priced in? I thought holding was priced in, so how did it pump afterwards? It seems like things aren't as priced in as thought

>>56544993
>>56544994
>>56545007
looking at their site now. looks clean, you can tell because the page is in white like that of a luxurious office. who does their banking services? as in, am i depositing money directly with them or do they use a 3rd party?

>>56545024
my sister has a fidelity account for some ira shit and when she showed me the app it looked like ass. don't know about vanguard.

>>56545010
EIA short term price forecast for brent next year is $94 which is higher than it is now.
Not saying you should believe them

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck race to the exit

>>56544101
>I thought Lidl was public?
No its not
Alot of the best german companies arent public

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul--zJ4cyls

>>56545075
>you mormons are some brave motherfuckers
good movie.

Looks like O is a buy.

>>56543364
Rolex. SAS Institute. Trader Joe's.

>>56545089
oh jesus christ

>>56544946
yes. I moved brokerages and all the transactions were the same as they were on the original brokerage

>>56545089

>>56545041
No need to shill me oil immediately..

What does the results of Sams verdict mean for the stock market?

>>56544946
assunption loan

>>56545089
>Walgreens, Dollar General, and Dollar Tree are all going to switch to online-only and cancel their leases

>>56545124
literally less than nothing

>>56545124
Jewish blood magic implies that a scapegoat's sacrifice will fuel the next crypto bull run.

All in BITX.

high tier $NVDA 40-series GPUs are pretty much sold out everywhere again, right?
it's insane how deep peoples pockets seem to be. or how willing they are to go into debt further. either way it doesn't matter... it's all insane

>>56545145
damn, I wanted something cool to happen

WASSA WASSA WASSA BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT

BITCONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

>>56544943
>capital gains on a boat
Lol.
>>56544929
I already had it for fun and kind of worked up to it.

>>56545154
watch aapl for fireworks

>>56545154
There's like a 5% chance some raghead giving a speech tomorrow will order Hezbollah over the Israeli border. That might be exciting and EIS could plunge into single digits.

>>56545219
that's a different kinds of something cool happening though, I wanna see something happen that will cause wallstreet to take swan dives off buildings and for housing to be affordable again

>>56545242
Oh have I got a good one for you. Baking...

Swan dive over here:

>>56545275
>>56545275
>>56545275