/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>56543575
>GUILTY
kek on this guy

will he get vegan foods in prison?

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>>56543575
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One minute you're having a goblin amphetamine orgy in a $40 million Bahaman penthouse, the next you're going to jail for a couple of decades.
Was it worth it?

100 trillion dollars says he won't spend a minute in jail

>>56543575
he's one of many

>>56543575
How long did the fucker get
Is Caroline free dibs now?

>>56543588
>drop soap
nah reality is he will never feel nor see nigger meat ever

Sentence-wise, what is the curly haired faggot looking at?

>>56543575
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>>56543602
115 years

>>56543575
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great news. have to wait until end of march for sentencing though. this judge is a hard nut and is sick of sams shit so expect the book to get thrown at him. now can they go after his parents?

>>56543595
>That feel when youll never get a goblin amphetamine orgy in a $40m Bahamian condo

Paolo, Tether, CZ, Justin Sun, Hal, Sergey and Crypto next.

>>56543611
If he plead guilty, he likely would have got 20 years

>>56543619
>have to wait until end of march for sentencing though
just before BTC halving

everything is lining up perfectly

Is there a prediction market on his sentence? I feel like it would get a lot of action.

>>56543632
Wut, so he'll get more? Surely not.

>>56543597
He's already been in jail for months and now isn't leaving

>>56543575
I never gave him any of my money, but I will never forgive him for buying out Blockfolio, rebranding it, and then destroying it along with himself

>>56543654
They're saying he'll get life. That's what happened to Bernie Madoff.

>>56543698
I still find it fucking funny that his name is Madoff. God exists and he is fucking around

>>56543595

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Mods. Where is the sticky?

>>56543575
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>>56543575
So what will happen to our Queen?

What was his fuck up again?

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>>56543746
Having unprotected sex in an orgy with a pajeet

>>56543575
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>>56543632
But seriously, why didn't he plead guilty? I'm sure his lawyers must have advised him to. Was it autism? Just pure delusion?

>>56543698
Madoff was an old man already. SBF is still young. I'm not defending what he did but I think it's cruel to impose life in prison for a financial crime.

>>56543746
he hired a chink and told him to handle his job and rather than just let shit collapse the chink invented an "allow negative" function and then said it was all Sam, his boss's, fault. i think the jury found it hard to believe sam didn't understand this function existed and was illegal

>>56543654
he was guilty on all 7 counts. sentence maxes for all 7 total 115 years. he should have taken the 20. he is never getting out. judge kaplan has put many people away for the rest of their lives he will think nothing of it and sam has pissed him of countless times since he was handed this case. expect an example to be made of him like ross ulbricht.

>>56543575
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TKD

>>56543673
Ah fuck. Post your address so I can send you the 100 trillion dollars.

>>56543777
CHECKED

>TKD
based!

we win again Bitcoin bros

>>56543575

>>56543764
Holy kek
>cruel
Jews should be hung and murdered in the streets for thousands of years of usury.

>>56543575
Wait... so was /pol/ wrong? They said he will be guilty and suicided before he even sees jailtime

>>56543575
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>>56543825
>>>56543764
>Holy kek
>>cruel
>Jews should be hung and murdered in the streets for thousands of years of usury.
hello? based dept.?

>>56543575
Thanks for playing, better luck next time

>>56543852
A Jew getting a life sentence at 30 is a slap on the wrist.

My bet is 35 years

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>>56543744
She will be in a Harry Potter movie.

>>56543899
He'll be out in a year for good behavior

What in the!? What in the FUCK did SBF do wrong? His business failed so now he fucking goes to prison for life for that? You can't fucking do that!

>>56543575
S. Jews belong in prison

>>56543575
SSSSSSS

>>56543575
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Just think, anti-semitism saved anons money

>>56543763
his mommy and daddy told him he can do anything he wants, and it's the rest of the world that is wrong, not him. they expected all of their friends in politics, media, and finance to give him a slap on the wrist

>>56543575
ALL

SEVEN

CHARGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>56543954
>Henryfordmaxxing

>>56543595
>goblin amphetamine orgy

>>56543705
>I still find it fucking funny that his name is Madoff
I don't get it

>>56543975
he made-off with everyone's money

>>56543575
Cool. Hopefully musk is next.

>>56543588
no but jews get better food in prison

>>56543975
Jack Madoff is slang for masturbating

>>56543975
he made off with all the investors money

sam bankman-fried? bank man fraud

we are in a simulation or this is all planned by supremely wicked ppl

He will not kill himself in prison.

Sam Jailman jailed

>>56543744
a bucket of water

>>56543764
>i have no concept of scale

>>56543575
Arbitrage your cellmate's balls in hell, SBF.

>>56543979
>>56544000
>>56544003
>>56543705
>God exists and he is fucking around

>>56544064
Well said anon.

>>56543575
I can’t wait to write this faggot loser when he’s in prison, and laugh at him constantly.
HAHAHAHAHA

that nose will not spend time in jail

>>56543575
im the guy who stuck a sharpie up his ass for chainlink that i never got

>>56543597
You're fucking retarded.

I like how this whole scheme blew up because this retards autism wouldn't stay in check. Even after being a total screw-up, he got a sweetheart deal and STILL fucked it up.

>>56544165
>he got a sweetheart deal and STILL fucked it up.
huh?

>>56543597
>100 trillion dollars says he won't spend a minute in jail
sure, pick a betting platform. I was offering to bet people here 7 months ago that he'd get more than 10 years and each time I posted that they stopped replying

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>>56544165
no he didn't. he had bail conditions he fucked up but he would've been convicted regardless and will serve at least a decade either way. he was never offered a plea deal

>>56544165
He’s gonna go to prison for life you dumb crotchsniffer

>>56544327
game theory sisters stay winning

>>56543575
Where the FUCK is that bucktoothed, paunchy, greasy, fat sack of monkey shit SAM TRABUCCO?!?!

>>56543575
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>>56543575
Good riddance
With jews you lose

>>56543597
The trial minutes have been posted on twitter the Judge fucking hates him, will throw the book at him

>>56543764
People worked hundreds if not thousands of hours to save up and try to invest their money they worked so hard for. Sam stole a small(or large) part of life-hours from each of his victims. What is called when you steal someone's life again?

>>56544505
>cybermurder

>By 7:47 p.m., all counts had been read. Bankman-Fried remained stoic. He didn’t cry.
chad af, y'all would have cried

>>56543575
It's wild that he thought he could talk his way out of it all the way to the end

>>56544003
He has 2 last names because his parents aren't married. They didn't get married because gays aren't allowed to get married so it's not fair that they do.

>>56544227
>he was never offered a plea deal
Because he wouldn't plead guilty. He probably thought he'd bought off enough people that he wouldn't get in trouble like this anon said >>56543956

>>56543602
>Is Caroline free dibs now?
she already got a new boyfriend

This is so anti-semitic. how could they let HAMAS have this victory?

>>56543575
GOOD. NOW ARREST HIS PARENTS.

>ceo guilty ftt -2.2%
>link -7%

>>56544596
this might actually be possible and theyre probably under investigation. im pretty sure the dad was on FTX payroll.

>>56543840
When was the last time /pol/cels were right about anything anon?

>>56543746
They didn't use stop losses.

>>56543575
ITT, antisemitism.

>Sentencing is March 28, 2024
why so long?

>>56544599
FTT will moon at the relaunch.

>>56543746
they were gambling with user assets, keeping only a small fraction of them in reserve like a bank, and lost everything on bad calls
tried to feign solvency for a while, until they had to shut down the exchange because their crypto reserves dried out

that's about it

>>56543595
>a goblin amphetamine orgy
Holy kek

>>56543746
>>56543765
>One feature rolled out on July 31, 2019, at the behest of SBF, according to Wang, allowed Alameda to withdraw money from the exchange even if it didn't have the funds to pull.
>For example: If Alameda had $10 in its exchange account, but wanted to pull $100, the code allowed the firm to do that and carry a negative balance, Wang said.
>"A trader from Alameda came up to Sam to ask him if it's fine for Alameda to continue borrowing and to continue borrowing [after having passed a stated liability limit]," Wang testified.
>"Sam said 'yes' because at this point Alameda's borrowing was less than FTX's trading revenue to date," he told the jury.
>SBF suggested the math would work if other Alameda assets like FTT — FTX's utility token — were included in the calculation.

>>56543626

>>56543575

Imagine his screams echoing through the prison halls as the pin finds it's new weasel...

>>56543601
What's hilarious is this pic is actually not putting solomon's seals in front of some jews. It makes it look like 70% of the donors are jewish, but in reality it's closer to 90%.

For example, why aren't Kenneth Griffin, Jeff Bezos and Judith Marcus awarded a jewish star too??
This pic need to be edited.

>>56543763
>>56543956
a lifetime of getting away with shit with a silver spoon in his mouth
wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he paid/cheated his way through MIT. Maybe even High School
>>56543899
50 is what I'm betting on

>>56543575
STICKY THIS YOU MODS

>>56544654
Lawyers from both sides will propose sentencing suggestions to the court, and then the judge will decide based off of that and other sentencing guidelines. Combine this with the holidays and scheduling gets fucked. Most judges are packed with cases.

He'd probably orchestrate some shit and just restart a lending operation in prison. .

>>56543746
thought that you could just wing finance, and that government regulations are for people who aren't as cool as him

>>56543575
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>>56544577
How the fuck!?
Either this simp ass society is in a more sorry state than I could imagine or that pussy is absolute FIRE

>>56544725
>>56543601
I updooted your pic, you're welcome.

>>56544772
https://forums.hfboards.com/threads/online-dating-experiment-with-pig-woman.2438447/

dating for females is tutorial mode

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>>56543764
He caused tens of thousands of people to lose significant amounts of money that is equal to thousands of years of work. He should get the guillotine.

>>56543764

He should get the death penalty you stupid faggot. It's not a victimless crime. He used fraud and ruined the lives of an untold amount of people, some of whom probably killed themselves.

It's faggots like you that are part of the problem in this country.

Murder (1st or 2nd degree)
Aggravated Battery
Violent Rape (with clear evidence)
Child Molestation (with clear evidence)
Armed Robbery
Financial Fraud
Grand Theft
Covert Drug Dealing (like putting Fentanyl in a pill and calling it Percocet)

All should be death penalty. These motherfuckers can't be rehabilitated and it's faggots like you that waste taxpayer money housing them, when it would be better for all of society if they would just perish.

>>56545342
government has the monopoly on all the above

>>56543575
S, league of legends is trash game too

>>56543764
Based. SBF should be set free.

>>56543575
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>>56545355

Yes, what's your point?

>>56543763
Jewish hubris

>>56543595
prison orgy incoming
but this time hes the weasel

All he was trying to do was help other people make a lot of money too, he just made a few little mistakes with bad timing is all. We've all done similar, just not on such a scale. Is that really something to be hated and imprisoned for life over?

>>56544621
Giving money to FTX.

Love to see it. Hoping they get the rest of the FTX/Alameda execs and lock those fucking rats up too

Bankman fried on the chair when?

>>56543763
>Was it autism? Just pure delusion?
No he did the same shit they all did. In his eyes they're all bullying him for no reason. The reality is they all need to go.

>>56543626
>be worth billions
>this fucking whore is the best you can do

>>56545584
i mean. yes.
so was Jonestown and Pfizer.
Elizabeth Holmes was also doing amazing work.
Shit bait

Here for the future archive link

Spoiler, nigga got LIFE.

>>56543595
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGX-C6-q10g

SSS
UNTIL MY BODY DEHYDRATES AND SHRIVELS INTO A HUSK OF PURE HATRED. S. S. S. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL: NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR CRYPTO. THEY ARE ALL LIKE HIM. S. S. S.

He's going to Little St James island.

>>56545342
you forgot the crime of incompetent governance. we should regularly execute underperforming politicians and government officials. at least 5 elected officials and 20 appointed officials should be executed PER year in order to focus minds.

>>56543575
cant wait to hot tub in that asshole with my boys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie Made-off with yo money bitch!

>>56544003
>we are in a simulation or this is all planned by supremely wicked ppl
It's obviously all planned by the ones running the simulation. How else do explain their incredible omnipotence and perfect foresight across decades and even centuries.

>>56545588
Checked and correct

>>56545611
Normies such as yourself will never understand the thrill of pinning the weasel

>>56543601
i've always found it so ironic how humans are so alike each other
>black people poorer than whites: FUCK WHITEYS
>white people poorer than jews: FUCK JEWS
you always envy what you can't have

>>56544791
Fred Eychaner is one
>https://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-donors-prominent-in-presidential-campaign-contributions/

>>56545830
>cant wait to hot tub in that asshole with my boys
He'd pro ably enjoy that. He has such an annoying bay area lispy voice.

Oy vey, this is the third Shoah.

>>56545911
Checking my own 9/11 digits

HE WAS JUST A KID

>>56544637
the knees crack me up every time

Sssss

>>56544502
Link me pls

>>56543626
>>56544707

If only you knew how weaselly things really are.

FREE SAM

FREE SAM

FREE SAM

>>56543575
It doesnt matter how long a sentence he gets. He sits couple years, everybody forgets he exists and they release him quietly

>>56543673
>Parents house is jail
Not sure if I disagree or not

>>56544772
>Young goblina with millions of dollars stashed away gets a jail free pass due to plea deal
Oh wow, how does she have a new boyfriend? She only has her grippy and millions of dollars to offer!

>>56546085
This
It's the American way

Imagine being Caroline and never being able to have anything but anal sex? Every single time you went to bed with some stud they'd instantly pounce on your little anus licking and prodding it before lubing up and jamming it into your starfish. You'd constantly try to egg them into giving your snatch a try to no avail; every man's heard of your legendary butthole and wants a piece of it, for all they care you might as well have a fat cock resting under it and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to these anal-obsessed wierdos. Eventually your ass would begin to loosen from being rammed so hard so many times by thick cocks that you'd barely even have to push to release stool, and one day you realize to your horror that you've pinched a loaf right in public without even realizing it. You'd have to resort to wearing a buttplug everywhere you went just to keep errant turds from flying out your loose sphincter. People would start to notice how you walk funny, and seem to prefer one leg. Rumours start to spread about how your ass has been so worn out your whole rectum has prolapsed and droops down to your knees and you need an attendant to shove it all back in again before a performance. People say that you needed to be admitted to the hospital once after your rectal entrails can out in the middle of the night and almost strangled you in your sleep. People are beginning to interpret all the lyrics of your songs as metaphors for your anus-related grievances. People are counting down the days until you come of age and drop out of the idol scene to become a JAV star that specializes in rosebud scenes where horny fans of yours line up to take a nice whiff of precious Caroline's inside-out baked Alaska.

>>56546227
Fucking kek who comes up with these pastas

>>56543575
mhhggggGGGGGGG SPPFFFFT

So when am I getting my money back then?

>>56543575
Thankfully Trump will pardon him when he gets into office before he goes to war with Iran.

>>56543601
It is crazy how dominant is big finance for democrat donations. At least republicans have some industrial companies sponsoring them, democrats is all financeers that have generated 0 value to society combined

>>56546254
They just sent it to Israel.

You're welcome.

>>56545929
you are either a midwit or a lying ratfaced jew, either way kys

>>56546231
literal perma-online transexuals if you really wanted to know

>>56543575
He is innocent!

>>56543746
He tried to fuck over the big guys just like Madoff

>>56545342
Ruined many lives, many people for sure an herod over their financially losses and shame

>>56546576
he gave a great closing argument.
>Did you fire anyone after discovering $8 billion of your customers’ money had been spent on everything from ice cream sundaes to political donations?
>No.
Very convincing stuff, perhaps his new inmates will believe him.

>>56543575
Musk said it didn't happen, chud

>>56543954
>Just think, anti-semitism saved anons money
kek unironically based take. i didnt trust him because of that. just sent wrong vibes all over.
>>56543956
This. SBF was truly the product of being spoiled with wealth and doting parents who never said no.

>>56544791
missed charles schwab

>>56543602

>>56544577
She was only making $200k/year as a “CEO”, lmao
>I make more than her.

>>56544637
Goddamn she is ugly as fuck

>>56544549
he should have plead guilty and go balls to the walls with all the illegal shit they had been pulling, it would have been a fiesta

>>56544666
>FTX 2.0
i'm sorry what? is this a joke about CBDCs or something?

>>56543954
KEK

>>56544666
Just look at that trustworthy face do you want aliens managing your funds anon?

>>56544745
This
>>56544791
Gj anon

>>56546890
Can someone post the full greentexf?

>>56547142
The exchange said it could reasonably pay back debts and relaunch. its not going to though. no one will touch it.

>>56544725
Wow this is insanely good pic

>>56543575
This fucker is guilty for interrupting bull run, he should get death sentence. Anyway, I hope this become a lesson for other exchange owner : YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING BANK. DO NOT FUCKING OPERATE WITH FRACTIONAL RESERVE OR ENJOY 100,000 years in prison.

>>56543575
S

He gambled and lost.
Doesn't mean he did anything wrong.
I say that as a guy who had money in FTX.

>>56546227
Should have changed the last sentences to be more fitting come on anon apply yourself.

>>56547034
With a 20 million dollar bonus anon...
Zuck on paper at one point made a dollar a year. It's a tax loophole thing.

>>56547034
Was that in actual dollars or in magic meme shitcoins?

>>56543575

This Kike rotting in prison is extremely bullish for BTC.

We can only hope CZ follows.

kek

>>56543962

Underrated post

>>56546776
Why do fags keep saying that??
His Assets under Management at FTX/Alameda was around $36 BILLION.
Meaning, that was never Sam’s money.
His net worth was probably less than a billion at its peak.
I fucking hate the Fake News MSM.

>>56547383
Since that was all stolen customer funds, she could have it seized in a separate civil trial.
Lmao what a dumb bitch
https://www.networthforum.com/business/caroline-ellison-net-worth

>>56547672
>His Assets under Management at FTX/Alameda was around $36 BILLION.
>Meaning, that was never Sam’s money.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>56544752
he'll be lending his ass
he'll get it back with interest (black cum)

>>56547961
Black people don't have black cum retard. Lol you've obviously never seen a black man's seminal fluid

>>56545342
calm down you are seeing a play on a stage. when has it ever been real? the only reality is your reactions and law enforcement based on the whatever charade got your attention. wake up child!

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>>56545342
That money went to electing Joe Biden, so SBF actually saved democracy. I had 5 figures on FTX, but I've no hard feelings because it went to a great cause.

>>56548651
This. Sam's actions almost certainly saved us from World War III under the orange warmonger.

S
>>56548651
On this guy too. S

>now SBF is guilty, /biz/ suddenly cares about his wellbeing
he deserves to rot in prison for gambling with people's life savings

>>56545355
Why do you think the government exists?

S

>>56543575
S

>>56548079

HELP ME!!!

where the fuck is trabucco. he was barely mentioned in passing during the whole trial

i wouldn't rule out sam getting a pardon when Biden leaves office either

>>56547933
>>56547933
The point is, it wasn’t his Net Worth, and everyone in the MSM is a giant retard.
When Bernie Madoff was arrested, no one said he “Had a net worth of $65 BILLION”, they said he was a billionaire who committed fraud.
Same thing for Sam; his net worth was never that high. OBVIOUSLY his entire net worth was a fraud, but even without the fraud he wasn’t worth $30 BILLION or even a billion.
For fucks sake.

>>56548651
>>56548693
>>56549235
Kekekek

Did anyone else NOTICE how the “campaign finance charge” was DROPPED??
Ain’t that some BULLSHIT??

>>56544666
$Checked$

>>56550003
Welcome to currency retard.
Rocks and paper are not worth a damn thing.
Only what we value them as.

That will be 2 gold bars for a loaf of bread btw, don't like it? starve bitch.

>>56546085

show me one example of this ever happening

you're full of shit

>>56547585
Why, whar did CZ do?

On a side note, can anyone explain to me the mind process required when you're the CEO of ftx, making millions each month, so that you feel like you need to stole user funds and risk ruining your life and business?

What's the point really? i'll never get it. Money is like food or air, once you have enough of it for your needs, you don't need more.

>>56543575
S

I thought laws didn't apply to le hecking decentralised blockchainerinos though? what gives

>>56546631
They dropped the campaign finance charges. He got convicted of the other 7 charges, but no investigation into the campaign finance stuff. So, "readers" are being dumb here.

>>56551286
Stop noticing things, goy

>>56551336
Most people probably don't know there was no investigation into the campaign finance crimes and they dropped all that. They heard he was found guilty and that Musk is wrong here.

>>56543575

>>56543764
You’re right, literal murderers get out of prison in 15 years on parole, it’s pure political persecution that this guy is getting life for numbers on a screen

Tired of the antisemitism on this board. I guarantee you if he was white you'd be pointing fingers at CZ or Mashinsky or any other crooked nonwhite CEO that got away with it.
SBF committed a crime, got caught, and got convicted. This is proof positive that Jews don't hold disproportionate power over the legal system, US government, or the banking system.
Let it rest already.

S

>>56551364
>and that
*and think that he's wrong because they didn't look at what the charges actually were

>>56551569
Nuh uh just wait HE'S GONNA GET A SLAP ON THE WIRST CUZ DA J000Z CONTROL EVERYTHIKFBNG

>>56543764
People killed themselves over losing everything

>>56550112
>I'M IN ON BECAUSE MAKE THE GLOBAL FOR CRYPTO I WANT TO BIGGEST IMPACT GOOD.
retard gave me a stroke trying to read his nonsense

>>56551997
Not sure what's so hard to understand, he just wants make to the on global biggest because impact good in for crypto.

>>56551712
>People killed themselves over losing everything

>>56543929
The business failed because he was deliberately using customer money in an illegal manner. He had a contract with customers to keep their crypto safe and secure. Instead he funnelled it to his partners. company and they invested it in stocks and crypto, losing most of it. Repeatedly. Until there was a huge deficit in their assets. This was noticed by another crypto bank owner and he pointed it out. People asked for money back and SBF couldn’t pay them all because he’d stolen their money to float on the stock market and lost most of it.

I bet his prison cell will be nicer than every single apartment that costs less than $2,000 a month.
He'll eat better than me.

>>56543825
I so desperately want to build the nicest guillotine in the world.

S
Rot in hell after getting raped to death in jail you filthy fucking jew cunt. Then get raped some more in hell itself.

>>56544505
Insanely Anti Semitic post Anon. Yikes. Let’s unpack this. Who hurt you?

>but I agree completely

>>56543840

>listening to anything post 2017 /pol/ says

Don't do this

>be anti-Semitic
>don't invest in FTX for no reason beyond CEO being a shapeshifting jew
>left unscathed when company collapses and SBF goes to jail

>hate niggers
>don't donate to black lives matter during summer of 2020
>left unscathed when BLM-affiliated folk blow donations on mansions

>hate native americans
>don't go to their casinos and gamble on rigged card games
>don't develop a gambling problem

>hate women
>don't get married or fuck a girl regularly enough to get her pregnant
>don't get divorce raped or stuck with child support

the best financial advice you can ever receive, is to be racist, sexist, and xenophobic, all at once.

>>56543575
Filthy kike! S

>>56543575
>KIKESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>56543575
> He will never see the inside of a prison cell. He will walk or get suiciced.
Where are the Anons who claimed this so many times?

>Sam found guilty on all charges
>sentence unknown
What the FUCK is this monkey-tier court system? How can he be found guilty and the sentencing be unknown? EXPLAIN THIS AMERILARDS

>there are terms on 4chan filter that auto ban your account before you even post them
be careful anons

>>56555331

Because you have a trial to determine guilt or innocence, and then in the case of a guilty verdict the judge needs to consider an appropriate sentence. There's a lot of factors to consider for even one crime, and Fried is guilty of seven, with millions of victims from random Africans to big VC firms. Things like impact and intent has to be judged based on the evidence provided for each crime. Both defense and prosecution will submit arguments for sentencing.

Also, the judge has to consider that there will be an inevitable very well-financed appeal of the convictions and of the sentence, so whatever sentence is handed down will be reviewed with great scrutiny by appellate courts possibly all the way up to the Supreme Court. It is going to take a lot of thinking to get it right.

>>56555371
>very well-financed appeal
Three words
>indecent

>>56543575
the FTT token is still alive though isn't it? bet

Any chance all the money donated to political parties will be refunded or even mentioned by the press?

>>56543929
Wire fraud is a pretty big deal

>>56557425
for you

>>56543746
fucked around with cz.
he found out.

>>56543675
HE RUINED BLOCKFOLIO!?!?!?


FUCKING DAMMIT

>>56547034
lol LARP

>>56543575
s

>>56543956
>>56543763
he gave billions to the DNC. He knows he'll get a pardon

>>56551569
>>56551673
Look just accusing him of a crime is antisemitism and it needs to stop.

Why his (((tribe))) didnt save him?

>>56543575
I wasn't curious enough to look at him and just found out that his name Bankman-Fried
>Fried
>Bankman
insert "You trusted a guy named Fried Bankman" meme

>>56543575

sketch of SBF after the verdict

SBF's parents after the verdict

>>56558376
they are being thrown under the bus by the rest of the money changers

F

He gave me many hearty laughs at the expense of cryptotards and redditors

He's going to be fine. Don't sweat at it. He has all the good memories.

Gonna ride his tears to the moon

$GUILTY

>>56545574
kek baggie

>>56560703
yeah they know they're next

I was on the ravencoin cruise last year when this all went down. I was sitting next to bitsbetrippin at dinner. He had just got some inside scoop that shit was going down at ftx. I watched him move millions off of the exchange right before everything locked up. He didn't get everything off but most of it. Just a drop in the bucket for him anyways.

>>56544093
The fuck out of here with that gnostic garbage

>>56544542
dude is on giga antidepressants

>>56543595
One minute you're having a goblin methamphetamine orgy in a mansion, the next you're having a goblin methamphetamine orgy in federal prison.

He'll probably like it.

>>56546004
holy shit she sucked the whole team

>>56543744
Hopefully life in prison as well because she managed funds too.

>>56560703
Serves them right.

>>56543575
Noone can explain to me what exactly he did that was soooo horrible

>>56543954
It wasn't the first time and it won't be the last. I also made mad gains in oil by refusing to buy stock in companies with women in executive positions. 300% gains vs 15% back when oil went negative.

>>56543746
he took the vaxx

>>56560722
but 4chan told me jews practice nepotism

>>56545911
>>56544003
Yeah I really wonder how this all works. I can still see it being orchestrated by mortals. It seems unlikely/impressive but I have yet to see anything for myself that rules that out.

From 2 digit billions to jail, forever, this guy lived fast, probably he'll just kill himself in prison. Let this be a lesson to you scammer jeets.

>>56543575
test

>>56562720
can you go to your bank and withdraw more money than you gave them? he made that possible - for his own company, which was a customer of FTX.
this simply took the money from other customers, it's as simple as.

and he knew, because he spent more money than FTX or Alameda was earning. He just pretended not to know where the money came from.

Why was it they don't let people take pictures in anglo courts? i forget.

>>56544013
"I have no intention of killing myself in prison," said McAfee a week before a convenient glitch in the prison camera system that fixed itself after he was found swinging from a ceiling pipe

>>56543626
I wonder how long her sentencing will be, hopefully at least 30 years.

How long will he get? I think 30 years and out in 20.

>>56560703
>>56560664
Kek the schnozz

>>56544813
>He should get the guillotine
He'll get a pardon instead. He'll serve a few years tops.

Ah yes, it is because the SBF fag is in prison.
His gf now being fucked by the Aardvarks, larger snout, more money, tighter grip.

Are his parents really going to get away with it? Are they still employed at Stanford?

>>56565471
So jurors can't be easily identified and harassed.