/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy frijoles /smg/ hasn’t been this fast in forever

>>56541545
....this pic, again?

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>>56541545
>Tranny pic
Why is /smg/ obsessed with trannies?

>>56541556
It's always fast when the market changes direction.
Plus Apple earnings are a big deal.

Finally out of my last meeting. How did the market do today?

>>56541556
YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

>>56541545
this can't be real

That's a different guy ont he right, right? I can't imagine an Apple guy getting rid of all his apple products just like that. Also, nice Aeron.

Resist the draft. No pussy, no war.

Tomorrow is red. Screenshot this post.

>>56541556

>>56541545
Having an obession with Apple products turns you tranny. Who would have thought..

>>56541561
>aapl tranny clientbase offing themselves in record numbers
Bearish.

>>56541545
axvs

>>56541545
Wow she looks just like Ana de Armas

So what happens to yields after the treasury sells $1.5 trillion in t bills between now and march?

>>56541569
Because the jannies are trannies. Buy OIL financially speaking.

>>56541556
just wait until aapl beats earnings.

>>56541584
There's still a little more vacuum to the upside in the S&P 500.
Maybe another 1.0% to 1.5% up day.

*FLICK*

A P P L E B E A T S
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>>56541545
like pottery
>AAPL niggers seething

UP UP UP BABY
keep buying those apple products goyim!!

WHAT THE FUCK
WAS
THAT

HEY BUDDY LOOK AT APPL COMPUTER
OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

>he bought bonds and missed the pump

>>56541633
NOT SO FAST MUMU

>>56541627
>>56541621
>>56541620
It hasn't happened yet faggots.
https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

Apple beats.
Rally unwinds.
Watch and learn.

Looks like AAPL is tanking
We will see how the market opens tomorrow anons.

>>56541545
Please be fake
I don't want to believe

>>56541642
hurr durr

>CVNA, PARA, DKNG
Simple as

now let's see if bitcoin and nat gas move up together

>>56541598
>>56541569
>>56541545
>>56541575
We went from a thread with wife beating and sister fucking to now trannies. Wtf /smg/ clearly isn't right in the head and bobos are clearly lashing out in weird ways...

Someone post the numbers, please.

AN APPLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>56541641
kek that didn't age well in a matter of seconds

*record scratch*

How come nobodys buyin apple?

>>56541657
Oh wow.

>>56541556
i haven't been here in 3 months

>>56541661
dang there was sister fucking? I missed a wild day on /smg/

Aunt Diane what's going on with AAPL?

>>56541672
I was looking at the same thing :^)

>>56541663
8675309...
8675309...

Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me...

>>56541661
Too many anons walk in the darkness, fren.

>>56541672
Show more of what happened before the left circle.

AAPL trannies, what went wrong?

>Apple beats estimates but sales keep declinung
>Share price drops like a stone
Deserved. Fuck Apple.

OHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO

AAPL earnings showing that consistent margin growth. Plus market capture. It's only begun.

>>56541556
I'm only here because my end-of-year stock awards are about to be granted and I want to ensure that I'm not completely fucked.

>>56541708
Everything.

to be fair to AAPL, it still hasn't given up the gains from yesterday's pump, just today's gap... yet.

Tim Cook tongues my anus (and loves it)

>>56541545
would

>>56541708
The chinks are not buying $1.5k phones anymore. Indians are too poor to fill in for them.

If apple doesn't rebound I'm flying to California and kicking Tim Apple in the dick

>>56541708
They beat and it's still green for the day. Big ol nothing burger

i told you guys
i told you about OTM SQQQ calls

apple should be either down a lot more, or up a lot more this is stupid.

>>56541736
The US government cannot allow apple stock to go down, they are the US government

>>56541711
We need more price inflation pronto.

Boxers or boxer briefs?

Apple has been buying back their stock for the last 3-4 years
now they stop, now no growth
next is Buffet selling shares

>>56541741

>>56541741
>>56541750
>>56541728
>>56541718
this doesnt look like consistent growth.

>>56541765
Boxer briefs

please god let apple crash the fucking markets tomorrow with a hot nfp

>>56541767
Take your meds

>>56541755
Remember anons the goal is to run reverse psychology psyops against the designated 3 letter agents watching us

>>56541765
athletic moisture wicking boxer briefs
cotton aint it no mo

and just like that.. SPY will not be above $430 for at least 6 months..
we told you
we warned you
you never listen

>>56541775
Buddy look at services and margins computer and compare them to other phonemakers.

Call me after you can do some actual analysis maybe.

The American economy is stronger than ever

>>56541782
BASED.

t. merino wool enjoyer

>>56541765
Assless jockstraps for easy access. Perfect for power bottoms

>>56541545
That’s a man

>>56541778
cash money is my med
and im receiving my dosage

>>56541672
both were on low volume also

>>56541791
True.
No rate cuts for a long time.
Doesn't mean though that things can't become more shit for the citizens.

>>56541708
iPhones and Macbooks last a long time. I only replaced my old 2014 Macbook Pro because I started working for a new company who gifted me a new MPB with the M1X chip.
iPhones are also very durable so long as you don't treat it like shit

Earnings call slurp is incoming.

ru-roh

apple is now at it's 9:30am opening bell price

>>56541765
>My boxers can't brief.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AAPL still green on the day

>>56541793
Wool...boxer briefs?
idk about that broseph.

DASH slurpers eating good tonight

>>56541811
if my math is correct that's about $25 billion gone so far

>>56541815
It's Steve jobs pancreas all over again

>>56541765
I alternate.
When I'm in a relationship I usually wear boxers because most girls like them but when I'm by myself I like boxer briefs because they feel more secure.

>>56541802
An interest of around 5% is very healthy for the economy.

>>56541789
I\Buddy, if you want to buy the largest company in the world for 30x declining earnings instead of the 5.5% risk free short duration treasuries, go ahead.
Just know that we're all here laughing at you.
>actual analysis
LMAO

>>56541826
thank God for credits

>>56541789
All that matters is revenue and gross profit retard lol

>>56541826
>4chan meal for one

>>56541823
And regular boxers. Merino is a little bit different from most sheeps wool, but wool in general is great for hot and cold.

>>56541839
Based money and miles chad

>>56541789
>iToddlers are actually renting their phones from Apple
The fundamental premise of the "software market", the idea that consumers can evaluate software, is completely flawed.

>>56541826
thats for more than one person right?

>>56541835
>Apple vision
>Apple pay
>Apple silicon
>Apple AI
Enough moat.

Best incest stocks?

>>56541862
>Apple vision
lol. Wait, he's serious?
LMAO

LMAO I'm playing with my dick and balls right now.

>>56541561
>>56541569
>>56541661
stay made bagholding itoddlers

is this a growth company?

I will never stop buying QQQ.

>>56541545

>>56541805
What is this cope? Apple themselves degrade their own products after a new release, and they stop supporting updates after a couple generations. Durable my ass.

>>56541672

>>56541893
Recession is here.

cool so i went long QQQ because qualcomm did well so apple should as well and now i'm trapped watching it drop while unable to do shit with my position

Appl trying to crash the markets. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>56541834
Agreed.

>>56541909
No it's not a recession because it just isnt ok. That's Bidenomics

>>56541823
Merino fancy wool is very soft and smooth. It's not scratchy.

>>56541805
No smartphone is durable and Apple doesn't care about macbooks.

>>56541834
Sad but true

>>56541826
Oh shit I forgot the McRib is back

>>56541912
see that was a mistake

What is up with this stupid company

>>56541835
>don't forget the offshore cash pile
but no way I would recommend buying any of the mag 7 at these inflated $. I would have sold any & all 7 long ago. and did.

>>56541775
Jesus, that's the company that's up 35% ytd? What a stinker. Growth as flat as a Japanese schoolgirl

>>56541932
Why is it sad? QE is the biggest scam of the century

I'm on the apple call what should i ask them

>>56541884
just don't be poor and you won't be forced to use chink devices

>>56541969
Why do your ads have so many niggers? Everyone knows they don't have money.

>>56541805
I'm on a 2012 ASUS that came with Win 8 and the only reason I'm going to replace it is when Win 10 hits EOL (can't pass Win 11 specs). I replaced the keyboard on it for $13 (incl shipping) off eBay a few months ago. Fuck GNU/Linux too, btw. It got taken over by troons and that systemd fag at Red Hat.

I feel kind of retarded for not buying the dip last week but I'm a huge pussy and live in near constant fear

>>56541969
Ask them to fire Scoopsies. Amazon stock was in a multi-year rut until he finally packed up and left.

>>56541988
Just run Alpine and ignore the troons.
The whole point of a FOSS OS is that you can rip out the retarded crap.

>>56541969
Are you trying to go green by not selling shit? What's the plan here? Also mother earth is gonna lose some weight with all the celebrities pissing Ozempic into the sewage

>>56541969
>what should i ask them
Why did you fuck all your Macintosh dealers that stuck by you through the 90's ?

>>56541658
PARA is in boeing mode, can't make anything and is just acting as a bank
fair value is $2

>>56541969
Ask them if they know that Steve Jobs died of AIDS. Wikileaks proved it.

>>56542006

>we couldn't make the product better, so we made it gayer

>>56542012
>fundamentals
I'm just here to trade buddy. CVNA should be worth -$100 but here we are.

>>56541993
The good thing about a bullrun is that you are free to join anytime my friend

SHUT UP Y'ALL!!! TIM APPLE SPEAKING!

https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

>>56541993
keep it simple...

>Of the last 14 bear markets, 7 have ended in October. Currently, we find ourselves in the midst of a nasty correction and here we are in October. Will we find a major bottom soon and resume our long-term secular bull market that began in April 2013? Perhaps, but not so fast. First, we must deal with the absolute worst historical period of the year. Check out this week's daily annualized returns:
>October 22 (Sunday): -90.58%
>October 23 (today): -5.14%
>October 24 (tomorrow): -32.64%
>October 25 (Wednesday): -36.65%
>October 26 (Thursday): -56.01%
>October 27 (Friday): -24.27%
>This is based on S&P 500 data since 1950.


>After today's close, we start not only the strongest 9-10 day stretch of the entire year, but we also start the best 2-3 month period as well. But let's focus on this short-term bullish period. Here are the annualized returns by calendar day of the S&P 500, based on data since 1950:
>October 28th: +126.68%
>October 29th: +77.49%
>October 30th: +55.50%
>October 31st: +15.80%
>November 1st: +42.60%
>November 2nd: +71.58%
>November 3rd: +95.26%
>November 4th: +52.85%
>November 5th: +72.97%

>>56541993
VIX shorts work better when volatility is elevated so next time if you're scared dip your toes in with SVOL. It's only 0.25x levered so the risk is miniscule. If that works for you then move up to SVXY then SVIX. When volatility goes back down you stop trading the VIX shorts and go back into long equities

>>56542042
no. they are all just drunks on iPhone $. why would I listen to that stupor ?

>>56542042
is he sucking any cocks while on the call?

>>56542069
cuz this is the penultimate magnificent 7 earnings call before NVDA in two weeks.

>>56542076
when he talks about black friday he'll do his gobble gobble routine.

>priced out of buying more small caps
fml

>>56542076
Only his own.

This guy makes me sick i can't believe normies eat this gay ass shit up

>>56542096
> small caps
> priced out
Are you just, phenomenally poor? I don't understand.

Hear that Baggies? He's working to build a more inclusive workplace. You know it will pump up those mac sales.

>>56542001
That was my thinking and way in younger years. I always did a bare netinst and ran openbox on X, but have no interest as an old man, just wanting to use my shit and not fuck with it. I hardly ever even think about tech shit anymore other than just functionally using it. My days as an actual "enthusiast" ended *many* years ago. I do a little look around /g/ maybe once every other month still, tho.

>>56542124
>but have no interest as an old man, just wanting to use my shit and not fuck with it.
Yeah I get that. IME non-free software doesn't mean you don't have to fuck with it though, it means you just don't get to do what you want.

>climate change
>carbon neutral
bro you make fucking cell phones in child labor chinese sweatshops shut the fuck up

>>56542135
> you
No one here is in a Chinese sweatshop?

>>56541545
>apple customer ends up being a tranny
In other news, water is wet. I don't think they is a single thing anyone can do to immediately make me disregard them as a human being than seeing someone pull out an apple product.

oh no no what happened bullcels? looks like the fagnificent seven are failing

>>56541672
so there is another 1% - 1.5% green day tomorrow ?

>>56542083
>magnificent 7
I would recommend getting off the mag7 hors (sic) if you have profits. but i am a dumb ass and dismounted too early.

>>56542147
kek its literally the other way around
droidcells are actual subhumans

>>56542165
I don't have any mag 7. I just play the trashier higher beta boats. As long as the mag 7 hold up the markets then santa rally commences.

>>56542135
I don't make cell phones using child labor in Chinese sweat shops. Why would you say something so horrible about me?

>>56542147
my company just hired a bunch of apple execs
i hate wage slaving so much

>>56542176
the whole phenomenon around iphones is interesting, long becky stocks (starbucks, ulta, lululemon, apple)

should I live out of my car so I can invest more?

>>56542199
Depends on how long you'd have to stay there to afford a home.

>>56542199
Yes and this is financial advice

>>56542199
Yes. Participating in the US housing market right now is retarded.

Uh oh stinky

>>56542199
looks nice desu

>>56542199
damn you can bang some street hoes real nice in that

>>56542135
He's also been dumping his aapl stock

>>56542147
Mr. John D Rockerfeller how have you been? I assumed you suicided with your baby boy Scoopsies to live forever together. It's nice to see you back. How's the new job treating you?

looks like i'll be right about tomorrow being red. should be even redder when the unemployment data comes out hot.

>>56542142
>>56542183
sorry anons im talking to tim apple the self proclaimed savior of planet earth

-3% tomorrow.

>>56542180
>beta rally boat commences
with ya. Let the hors out of the gate then. I'll ride

>>56542233
Why is aapl dumping now? Did they not put enough transgender darkies on the call?

>>56541545
>same lip curl
>same chin
>same nose
It really is him isn't it? Macfag trooned out irl. Who'da guessed

>Turn osx into iOS
>no one wants to pay the laptop premium anymore.

>>56542250
CFO started talking. Can't misgender the financial outlook.

>>56542250
Is it happening?

>>56542250
they are developing those. iTranny. inject those hormones touch-free

>>56542199
pic related ? what is that like 4 feet long ?

It'll recover by tomorrow morning... right?!

>>56542237
Oh ok sorry friend my mistake

>>56542272
C-C-Commiesisters? What if AAPL isn't the answer?

>Sup mumus, sorry I had to step away for a few sets. What'd I miss?

Get got.

>>56542272
Weren't they valued at like a trillion dollars or something?

Kind of amazing how every trade I make goes the opposite direction of my bet.

>>56542287
>Watching AAPL stock go down
>listening to Gaza live cam on headphones, with IDF bombs hitting in real time
This timeline

>>56542297
Please announce your moves bro

>>56542297
just take the opposite side of whatever you think.

I- I think I'm feeling a poetic verse coming on.

>>56542199
sell that car and get a van, more comfy
>>56542321
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO (if true)

>>56542321
>Surely we're moving back to the highs for the Christmas rally.
Did you hear something?

Anyonr not shorting Apple right now is a bonafide fool. That company has been a dead man walking ever since Jobs kicked the bucket.

Apple once again proves the consumer is too strong
>Iphones sales still up
>Mac down
>Net income up
>Margins up
Tech still has a long way to go in terms of efficiency and productivity. They can just keep cutting useless people and raising prices. You gotta love the greedflation.
Heh, and people said Iphone sales would drop dramatically. Hello? Have you ever gone outside? Fuckin everybody has the newest Iphone. If people had my habits of keeping a phone a good 10 years before changing, the economy would literally die.
Good for Apple though

What did AAPL mean by this

>>56542334
Don't fucking short apple right now. That's braindead.
I don't think they'll do great but that's some crazy risk. If you want to short them wait until q2 2024.

>>56542265
>>Turn osx into iOS
i can correct how it happened.
>oops, we created a phone but have no OS. no problem, we will just hobble our computer OS so it can run on this sandbox phone.
>ooooh, look at those phone $. but our mac OS is not innovating, screw it, we will just take features away & make it look like iOs.
>who cares, just drink some more phone $

>Apple sales declined for a fourth straight quarter, marking the longest slowdown since 2001

>>56542349
It generated a lot of shareholder value medium term I'll give them that.

Well for now im down 45% on my long on apple. I BEHEEMED myself.

>>56542334
>not shorting Apple
*gambling on mega tech earnings days

We told you take profits.
We told you to go short.
We showed you how overextended we were.
We told you to sell.
You never listen.
You should have listened.

>>56542009
Someone asked. (they phrased it very nicely.)
>We make the decisions that are best for our users.

For fucks sakes. We JUST had a nice bullrun and Apple had to fuck it up.
I better not see market wide red tomorrow.

>>56542357
Who cares about the futures bro? Just give it time to settle. Apple always behaves this way on earnings.
>apple com/newsroom/pdfs/fy2023-q4/FY23_Q4_Consolidated_Financial_Statements.pdf
This is an impressive Q3... but even I gotta say that their growth has stalled. Still, that doesn't really matter that much. They are increasing their earnings per share in a difficult economic climate. Very impressive. I'd say a limited downside of max 7% just like before (and that's if things go fubar)
Don't ever bet against America

Tim Apple is a chinese spy. He is a security threat to America

>>56542403
>their growth has stalled. Still, that doesn't really matter that much
LMAO. In a market of extremely high multiples, YES, this really matters, that much!! GROWTH
matters
L O L
omg this mumu cope mental gymnastics is insane

>flipped my longs into shorts today

feels breddy gud

>>56542343
who is this girl
>>56542351
itoddlers btfo

>>56542408
>ITTSSSS THE CHINEEEEEEZ
cope

>>56542403
It's all subscriptions and payments.
Subscriptions go away as employment cools.
This is because on the iPhone you meaningfully do automatic backups without the iCloud subscription so people are going to be pushed to other devices (whether it means doing more on their laptops or switching phone platforms.)
As people use their iPhones less the platform will deteriorate. There's less and less keeping them there because Apple has failed to maintain the software ecosystem so now it's effectively just the social network via iMessage.
When the customer buy in to the ecosystem begins to deteriorate it will be slow at first and then very fast because there's nothing really holding the thing up.

AAPL can't stop the Friday gamma squeeze

>>56542413
That's Daisy Soxl

>>56542355
f yeah it did. wander if all those Apple M chip owners realize Apple can disable those units at will.
AAPL

>>56541637
>bonds

Yep. Still comfy an' holdin' and w8ing.

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>>56542444
They're starting to notice, I've seen them bitching about bricked macbooks (due to not enabling iCloud etc) on HN.

>>56542401
awesome response from the smooth talkers.
i expected no less. thanks anon

>AAPL
As it turns out

There's a limit to how many credit cards the consoomers can max while being rekt by inflation.

>>56542281
I'm 5'4 and can lay comfortably on it.
>>56542221
>>56542224
>>56542212
ty
>>56542211
at least a few years

OH BITCH TRY TO CREEP LIKE IVY
OH NOW IVY DON'T LIKE ME
CANDLE GONE OUT, IGNITE MY HORNS AGLOW
LET A VET RAP A BULLET THROUGH YOUR BUTTONHOLE
YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
SLUMBER TERROR MY CAVALRY
SANDMAN POINT YOU DOWN TO ME
HESH MADE MAKE THE REST STIFF ATROPHY

>huge investment in silicon
>All that matters is the premium email service
Lol.

i should have been brave enough to dump my bags today while they were up over 3% but i was scared that i would miss out on a continued bullrun if apple hit earnings
oh well, mostly in cash so this is still good for me

>>56542485
thanks for specs. I guess my answer would depend on climate then. freezing to death is a possibility in some climates.

>>56542519
Don't worry you should have a month or two at least.

>Xi Jinping bans the iPhone in China
>Every American's 401k is cut in half

yeah we probably should significantly reduce the weighting of this stock in the indices

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK

>>56542357
Based and me pilled

>apple recovers by the time we open tomorrow
>run continues

I'm so fucking ready for the bull run.

>>56542533
if apple went to 0 then SPY would lose 7% not the end of the world.

>>56542557
yeah I am too, in 2025

>>56542436
nvm found who she was, you did not help btw

>>56542570
I'm already loaded up tho

>>56542557
We're like less than 10% off ATH, you never left the bull market.

ACT ACCORDINGLY, I GOT A QUOTA
HIGH NOON SMOKE-RINGS, NO HIGH-ROLLERS
BROUGHT YOUR FORECAST AND A SHOVEL
BUBBLES BURIED IN THIS JUNGLE
Bubbles. Buried. In. This. Jungle.
Bubbles buried in this jungle.
POLAR JUNGLE FROZEN PUNTERS
ALL MY SCULPTURES LOOK SO FLUSTERED
CODE SWALLOW DICK, GO GET YOUR BOSS
SECURITY TURN GREEN 'CAUSE I NEVER FLOSS
FUCK EVERYTHING OR I UP THE COST
LACK PEDIGREE, MY INDEX PUSH PAUSE
NOTCH CAN'T TALK, I'M SMEARING MUTE
DON'T HAVE SHIT LOCKED, I HEAR THE PROOF
PETTY FORMULA NEVER AMUSES ME
FUCK IF I EVER LET A BITCH GET USED TO ME

>>56542584
ah I'm sorry to hear that
you will have a very rough 12 months ahead of you

I bought aapl calls in the morning and held overnight. I'm never going to play earnings ever again. And I mean it.

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK

>>56542606
The best way to play earnings is to buy LEAPS months out both ways and sell them the day before earnings.
I did that and got fucked anyway though.

Is Apple going out of business?

>>56542176
Filtered
>>56542187
Hold strong anon
>>56542227
Good day sir. The new job is good although I'm currently on mandatory 7 day weeks until Thanksgiving

>>56542622
leaps are not months out...
>Long-term equity anticipation securities are listed options contracts that expire in more than a year.

Did Apple just crash the market?

Another day. Green baby green was flowing all day. Did nothing except walk round my building during my breaks and lunch and ducked into a restroom on another floor to take a big nasty shat. Warner's plan to redo Harry Potter makes a lot of sense. If you look back the original slate of films and games raked in a shat load of cash for Warner. Now true this new generation of films may (ok will) be utter shat to those who grew up/liked the originals but if your an investor your personal feelings don't mean shat. All that maters is that it rakes in as many sacks of cash as possible.

>Apple goes down a bit
>everyone pisses and shittes their pants

>>56542651
yes, tomorrow. sell everything

>>56542681
its fuckin stupid its like 30% of the market. berkshire is just more apple

>>56542681
Yeah who cares about that tiny insignificant company :^)

only 5 hours ago mumus was smug asl experiencing euphoria... i thought the bull run was supposed to be unstoppable!

>>56542699
>Oops all pajeetware

A couple years ago I came on here and said “have y’all started talking about Aqb yet?” And after that mutant salmon were born

>>56541834
Yup the economy has finally healed

Futures are recovering from Tim Apples homosexual fag attack
- Sent from my Aryan Hetero Android

>>56542622
>The best way to play earnings is to buy LEAPS months out both ways and sell them the day before earnings.
Well because that's retarded. Go to optionstrat and see where the highest vega changes occur. It's ATM. Vega responds higher to further expiration dates but you'll lose to liquidity issues. LEAPS should be used to create a synthetic share position (long or short) at an optimal 1.5x to 3x leverage.

>>56542732
Ok, why didn't you tell us to buy calls yesterday?

>>56542753
>Using a smartphone at all
Nigger.

>>56542772
I don't think anyone would have believed him

>>56542753
White iPhone users are all race traitors.

>>56542772
I’ve got another but I’m gonna let it cook for a little first. But I’m going to shill the fuck out of it when it’s ready

>>56542780
It still would have been good bragging rights to post the screenshot
>>56542783
ok, how will we know it's you?

We’re giving this all back tomorrow, aren’t we

I still use an iPhone 7.

>>56542787
And more, isn't it beautiful?

I have inside information
that is to say
I have information that I am inside your mom
tell the SEC
they won't care

>>56542784
Because I’ll post charts from my phone that have low battery and I’ll be memeing it like I memed pellotoon way back when

>>56542831
Ok I'll keep an eye out

>>56542787
My money's more on tuesday, but yes, we will return to crab

>>56542831
big woop, i made all the jpow copypasta

>>56542809
How many miles of BBC did it take before your anus prolapsed?

>>56542860
Wait what’s Tuesday?

>>56541545
>applefags are actual full gay homosexual mentally ill faggots
hahahahahaha

>>56542321
Black Swan Black Swan, Flying high,
In the markets of the kike,
What beheeming fud or lie,
Could trip thy frightful circuitry?

All the market sells and buys,
Yet you determine when it dies?
Can they see that things are dire?
Will the Fed, dare draw thy ire?

Head and shoulder, gaps and bart
Does it matter what we chart?
Even if the earnings beat,
This the peak? And bankers leap?

Start the fire, post the Bane,
No survivors, on this plane?
Dust to dust, and ash to ash,
One last final market crash?

When the bulls die with the bears
Endless streams of wagie tears:
Did you smile your work to see?
Jannies clean it up for free?

Black Swan Black Swan, Flying high,
In the markets of the kike,
What beheeming fud or lie,
Dare trip thy frightful circuitry?

have you all so quickly forgotten about this recent post?

>>56542945
fake news

>>56542227
Who is this fetching young lady?

>>56542945
obvious bot assisted gets for (you)s are super homo

>>56542945
i haven't

Sooooooooo. AAPL is going to pull a GOOG and a META? Great. Good to know. Fuck my life.

Women owe me sex

>>56542973
What does that mean?

>>56542945
I have not.

>>56542988
Look at GOOG and META last week.

This whole meme where big companies beat earnings but then sell off is majorly retarded. I get the "sell the news" shit but not after 90 days of selling off for all kinds of retarded reasons. Is it just people doubling down on shorts?? It's happened to pretty much everyone

I bought calls at close

>>56543022
Apple sold off about the same amount they pumped today. Probably just speculators going in and out.

>>56543030
I’m sorry for your loss.

>>56543022
It's people taking free money because they need to cover other positions. Market is choppy, expect a lot more of this.

another day another hundred dollars lost
am i the worst trader ever

>>56542787
Not very likely.
There's still a pocket of vacuum in the SPX from here until ~4355pts.
So at least another +0.5% to +1.5% to the upside before the final rope of this premature ejaculation has been shot.

>>56541545
God I’m so sick of traps.. I want them all sent to help hamas

>>56543022
buddy, the long term average, over many decades, of companies beating on earnings is above 70%
why do you think this is? that significantly more than half the time, they beat?
it's all a sham, the analysts are paid by the companies they cover - it's even worse than credit rating agencies issuing ratings on bonds
you set the bar intentionally low, then they jump over it
TAH-DAH!!!

>>56543042
Then what

>>56542980
let's team up and collect what's rightfully ours brother

>>56543049
say it ain't so.

Guys. I figured it out. It’s not that all these companies are beating expectations, it’s they don’t have a positive attitude about it!!

>>56543022
Guess you've never heard of sandbagging guidance. That's ok. You'll learn.

so is it just going to go up forever?

>>56543040
someone in the thread lost like 25k on 0dte options, you're doing fine

>>56541545
noticeably male

>>56543050
Then we reassess the situation.

>>56543046
They are called cross dressers and I’m done not saying it how it is. Cross dressing men who get lil boners from wearing taboo clothing. Fucking freaks

>>56543058
So the beating was not severe enough?

>>56543058
guidance is not an attitude, it's an earnings projection

>>56543072
This. They're perverts and should be kept away from children.

>>56543072
Do they? We had a cross dresser in our town "Larry the Fairy" was what he was referred to, he wanted to go by "Sissy". He died recently and they did an art instillation dedicated to him.

>>56543092
Beatings will likely continue until morale improves.

There is no recession.

>>56543106
I have a theory that most faggots were molested as a child by a family member, and most modern day trannies were molested by a teacher or someone else in the realm of trust but not a family member, and they use it to try to build a bond, or rebel against, said family members.

>>56543111
True.
Most of
>muh recession
>muh worker shortage
>muh supply chain breakdown
were long running, planned psyops.

It's been a rough day for bakers... huh?

>>56543111
Because the government spends like a drunken sailor

>>56543160
not really, my diastatic malt powder arrived today so i baked some fresh sandwich rolls

>>56543123
>family member
Pretty sure its mostly public schools filling their heads with gay nonsense.

>>56543106
Our towns drag queen passed away last year.
Guy was a good chap. Knew him from local radio, where he was always as Uwe, not as Uschi.

>>56543123
Larry was married. To a woman. I went to the opening of the art exhibition and she spoke. I don't remember if he was molested. I think that he was. I'm not into that stuff. But he built an airplane, and was a pilot. My dad was also a pilot and spoke to him a few times.

>>56541988
>refuses to use Linux because MUH TRANN1ESS
>refuses to figure out how to hack the Windows 11 install to run on any hardware that can run Windows 10

You're not just a faggot, you're straight up retarded

>>56543160
it's always like this

>>56543173
>>56543179
I relate the psychology of people that double down on a losing position instead of just accepting the situation, cutting losses, and reanalizing their position. It's the same thought process.

finally, the last smg

>>56543160
I'm actually gluten free.

fine then, i'll bake
>>56543266
>>56543266
>>56543266

>>56543064
Not in a straight line, but over the course of decades, yes it will. Until China and Russia declare war on us, it's not anywhere near over.

>>56543203
>Linux
*GNU/Linux, niggerfag in thigh highs.

>>56543097
>guidance is not an attitude
Not with that attitude it isn't

>>56542865
kek