/biz/ - Business & Finance

No sisterfucking allowed!

>>56540410
but why

i'm actually crying and i'm not even short i'm cash gang

Santa rally has already begun, and you've already missed out on 5%. Get in now or be priced out FOREVER.

Is it a good time to accumulate beer?

>>56540419
Based, that's another Biden win!

Friendly reminder that if your government hates you then you should resist the draft.

>>56540422
Yes.

You can run but you can't hide. If Apple goes it all goes. No-one is safe

>mass b*ll euphoria

Yeah I’m going short here.

First for gambling on cheap SPY 431 calls.

>the bottom was actually in october 26th
>bobo got left behind for a second time in a row now

yield curve is reinverting so hard, what the fuck is going on. double recession all the way across the sky, what does it mean bros

we still have to uninvert at some point...

i had extra cash
and should have bought calls
it's too bad that i
did not have the balls

>>56540414
>i'm cash gang
He fell for the "cash gang" "t-bill" meme...

>>56540410
OK count me out of this thread then. Same anon in last thread who admitted it because of the deep seated repressed psychological issues post. I'm pretty normal outside of that.

>>56540446
Not necessarily. The market's perception of US credit could continue to deteriorate until no one buys long term bonds at all.

>>56540451
I was going to buy some PYPL but my cash isn't "settled" yet, the Jews outplayed me yet again...

>>56540414
a gentleman's +0.02% gains for you today? i respect it

Buy the NATGAS dips,
sell the NATGAS rips.
SIMPLE
AS

>>56540441
Funny how fast it occurs

this is total fucking fraud the JEWS are winning and you're celebrating

Anyone know of any lectures/papers/videos on credit bubbles? I was watching a lecture on asset bubbles and it was mentioned credit bubbles behave a bit differently. Google is useless and returns information primarily on asset bubbles.

i wasn't allowed to trade spreads because ameritrade is getting ready to merge with schwab. i was going to apply for a higher level but thats also been postponed until the merge. guess i'll be sitting on my hands until monday. at least XLE is going up.

on an unrelated note, its only been day 2 of NNN and i'm getting a sort of "withdrawl" symptom wanting to fap.

>>56540436
I will be accumulating some Kozel.

Sell.

>>56540490
I'd tell you to use etrade but their stupid order form dumped my shit all over the floor when I tried to sell my 0dte while SPY was above 430.40 and I missed my chance.
Fucking diversity hire webshits.

>>56540410
But what about other "repressed unaddressed degenerate psychological issues"?

>>56540489
credit lags assets since credit is leveraged off assets

>>56540440
Apple being a market leader got priced in a while back. Now it's just another report to digest as the market continues to power relentlessly higher.
Come visit me on the moon when you get a chance.

>bulls on parade
>right before Hezbollah launches massive escalation against Israel
Screencap this - this weekend we either get a ceasefire in Gaza or a massive Hezbollah rocket/missile/ground attack on Israel.
Hezbollah is not going to let their regional ally get destroyed, and Iran is not going to miss the opportunity to escalate when the entire Muslim world is already riled up against Israel.
If the event of a Hezbollah attack, 50/50 on whether the US gets directly involved.
If the US gets directly involved, we will have massive regional war spanning Lebanon/Syria/Iraq and possibly direct US-Iran action.
If we get US-Iran action, indicies will get heemed with ridiculous VIX spike.
>inb4 "two more weeks"
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think the odds are high enough that it is worth a wee gamble for me. I'll exit my bearish position early next week if its a nothinburger.

*click*

Hopefully this thread will lack the wincest and wife beater posts from the last shit show of a thread

>>56540525

CLACK CLACK CLACK
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACKCUNNY CLACK
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

I'm not pro-bobo but doesn't this double top look pretty damn BAD?

>>56540550
Yeah because it isn't a double top... Bears are just intellectually deficient.

>>56540550
It turns out the internet really is just a combination fax machine and television.
Krugman was right all along.

Apple will miss. Nobody is buying the new iPhone.

Quick. Do I claim my losses or hold till tomorrow?

Imagine not beating your wife
Lol

>>56540550
Oh god let it be true, let it crash -80%

>>56540550
all i see is the absolute bull run that graph is. wowzers. calls on that

>>56540574
Someone last thread said the earnings were leaked. Where?

I'm scared bros

>>56540541
Jew led Six Flags just got taken over with a merge by Jew led Cedar Fair today.

>>56540550
Imagine the 2040s

>>56540428
There's the top signal. The last smg was the best smg of all time. Straight down from here

>>56540508
i like ameritrade, its been easy to trade with and reliable as far as banks go. i don't know much about schwab other than its a boomer tier broker so i feel like its going to be very limiting and confusing as fidelity. they claim that think or swim will remain the same so i might stick with them until something changes. i dont' want to try robinhood because its neither a bank nor is it ran well.

>>56540606
>>56540605
>>56540600
>>56540597
>>56540594
>>56540589
>>56540587
Legit do I sell and harvest my losses or is there legit hope I can make my returns completely.

>>56540605
>tfw i'll be in my fifities by then
send help

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>56540522
Tdlr two more weeks.

>>56540578
>losing money on TQQQ calls on a day such as today
I'd suggest selling and switching to a cash account without option privileges

>>56540574
I was pretty sure they'd miss but now that I've seen smggers sharing the same opinion, I'm not quite sure...

>>56540619
Do the opposite of what your heart is telling you to do

>>56540619
You're already gambling why not see if Apple pumps it?

Lmao. This is SPY 4 hour average true range.
If you are buying here, you are a RETARD
Sell.
Take profits. Just look at it, lmao.
LOOK AT IT.
>pic related
>inb4 'OMG YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO BUY AND I LOST MONEY!!'
We will again de-risk going into the weekend due to geopolitical risk fears
Sell. Sell, sell, sell. Sell with 2 hands.

>>56540633
So you don’t know? Sorry, I’d didn’t know some dumb cunt was going to say Middle East last week.

>>56540606
>The last smg was the best smg of all time
be careful setting that bar so low might hurt your back

So the treasury has said they will sell off about $1.5 trillion in short dated bonds between now and the end of Q1 2024.

How will that affect long term rates?

How we doin mumus....Hope we close around here or up

>>56540522
How can I profit from this? I’m loaded neck deep in SQQQ calls on margin.

>>56540640
>>56540639
Thank you. Will ride it out one more day. I just know the Greeks will kill me.

Threadly reminder that SPY has been red 3 months in a row. 4 months in a row has only happened 3 times in the history of the market. The odds of this month ending green are 99 to 1. Go long

>>56540410
go fuck yourself

>>56540653
Options on margin is fucking retarded.
Options on a leveraged etf on margin (calls no less) is *extremely* retarded. You're just going to get completely absolutely fucked. It hardly even matters what the market does.

>Finally bought a generational bottom

Holy fuck. This is what it must have felt like when boomers bought their first home at 19.

>>56540641
i just bought 35,000 dollars of a leveraged etf two hours ago.

New mask just dropped.

>>56540683
>he doesn't even heard you like derivatives with your derivatives so you can derivative while you derivative
ngmi

>>56540687
>This is what it must have felt like when boomers bought their first home at 19.
They didn't grow up with their parents hoarding basic necessities from them so they didn't even really think about it then.

>>56540687
>10% off ATH
>generational bottom

You'll be bottoming soon, Anon. Sexually speaking, not financially.

>>56540410
Why did I ever do to you anon?

>>56540698
>Yo Mad Mike, whatchu gonna do with that LETF
>IMMA INSTALL A PLAYSTATION 2 IN THAT THANG

>>56540698
*so you can lose money while you lose money

>>56540619
I personally would sell while I can mitigate the losses and not take the gamble on tomorrow, because I always prefer less loss over more loss if there's gotta be loss and who the fuck knows if tomorrow will sustain this irrational exuberance. But you might miss out on better doing that too, it's a gamble, and I'm not a gambler.

>>56540410
Love between siblings and a mother and son is the more purest form of love there is anon.

>>56540453
Don't care. Still buying. 5.3% yield locked in for another month. I'll still buy at 3%.

>>56540717
Gambling is the whole point of short dated options. If you're already losing money you might as well ride it out.

Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!

>>56540653
>options
>margins
about as balsy as dude in webmrel, but I guess it worked out for him so who knows. If it was me I'd take my profits quickly in that scenario

>>56540619
Do you want to be on the same team as "putsrnotdawae" poster who said, and i quote, "that's another Biden win!" the choice is yours really

>>56540723
My mom always used to grab me and sniff my head the way Biden does.
At the time it was really annoying but looking back I think it was sweet.

>>56540724
>Don't care. Still buying. 5.3% yield locked in for another month.
Kek everyone up 5.3% in a day and you're locking in 5.3% yield per annum.

>>56540723
I didn't say anything about motherly love.

>>56540725
Oh, I thought maximizing gains and minimizing losses was the whole point of the whole thing regardless of chosen instrument.

>>56540717
Neither am I. I did FUNDEMENTALS research and correctly predicted every earnings. I just couldn’t predict a dumb cunt saying Middle East would reverse the market (META) (GOOG). But hey, at least I know that buying a week after earnings/papa Powell speech isn’t far enough out. Know I now to ensure the expy’s are a month out, even if it costs an extra hundred per contract. I would’ve mitigated losses by now but today is the first day it went over .05 since last Friday. So now I’m just in a pozzed state

>>56540743
No if you were doing that you'd be buying LEAPS.

>>56540728
I used to know this kid who grew up in the projects. He would talk about some of the crazy shit they'd get up to. webm is about how I imagine'd it

>>56540723
WRONG
The purest love is between a boy and his daughter born from love between the boy and his mother.

>>56540740
Gives me like $600/month so idc.

>>56540728
>no infantry support
lol
lmao!

Sell.
Euphoria.
Irrational euphoria.
Sell.
I don't want to hear any crying tomorrow or next week
>OH MAN, WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PROFITS
>OH MAN, WHY DIDN'T I SELL
Take profits. Sell.
Build short position.

>>56540749
I'll try to remember that should I ever fuck with options again (I will).

>>56540742
the only reason i fapped to her is because she vaguely resembled a coworker who also had really big, yet bouncy tits. most i ever got out of her was a weird cuddle seesion where she drunkenly got on top of me at a party and just smothered her tits in my face. i was too much of a wuss to ever try and score with her even though i probably could have

>>56540756
Beats making 7k in day right?

>>56540765
can i buy puts?

>>56540776
Based for avoiding getting me too'd, but cringe for not scoring.

>>56540782
as long as they're not short dated, sure why not

>>56540782
You can do whatever you set your mind to. This is America after all.

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
headin' on up a little higher.

>>56540782
SQQQ calls

>>56540776
All I've ever done at my sister's house parties is get drunk, rant about the jews, and throw up on the floor.
I'm kind of surprised they keep inviting me desu.

Wow, imagine my surprise that this day is neon green after going into QLD at the open yesterday. Actually it wasn't a surprise at all. My skills made it intuitively obvious that this pump would happen today because I am a god. I am the Bill O'Reilly of this trading shit

>>56540410
I've always had a fantasy where a more dominant man fucks me and my sister at the same time

Either AAPL earnings leaked to insiders or the market is just asking for it

Looking at the S&P chart I can't help but wonder where it's going. The market has been tending downwards since July, but November should be heckin green. I wonder if it'll come up against the resistance at 4400 and just crab for 3 weeks.

>>56540809
You put down 25k for a grand in gains? Are you serious? Talk about Pennie’s in front of steam rollers

>>56540812
It looks pretty crabby to me considering where the rest of the market is going.

>>56540810
>I've always had a fantasy where a more dominant man fucks me and my sister at the same time
Lmfao. Prune this thread already fuck...

2000 employees laid off at my company this week, ugly stuff, they even hit actually important roles

>>56540806
>I'm kind of surprised they keep inviting me desu
okay, go on..
>All I've ever done at my sister's house parties is get drunk, rant about the jews, and throw up on the floor
this is based though. Of course they keep inviting you

>>56540822
yeah well my gains are gonna be a lot more than a grand soon. Very soon

>>56540789
my personal belief is "don't shit where you eat". so i would never date a coworker, even if she wanted me. besides, at the time we both shared a certain level of humor and understanding so i wanted to keep her as a friend more than anything. yet here i am, alone.

>>56540826
sorry to hear that anon
what industry?
lemme guess, something about mortgages/real estate?

i'm making TOO much money

>>56540641

>>56540842
Same. I think the whole shitting where you eat analogy is old hat from a bygone era

>buy a xom call at 107 before earmings priced for march
>its now 109 almost
>I am down 20%

>>56540861
It’s the Greeks. I am in the same fucking boat.

>>56540861
babby's first IV crush

>>56540861
>Anon learns about IV episode

>>56540861
IV.

I'm not making enough money.

>>56540819
To me things are shaping up for another drastic dump in the coming months, the effects of tightening on the job market might do it

>>56540600
I don't know how to feel about this

Bearfags just take the L. There's no doubt a recession brewing but the next 8 weeks will be solid.

>>56540881
i bought SQQQ calls at 3:15 and i am about to be very rich

>>56540881
No

>>56540891
Oh sure fucking hope not.

>>56540881
recessions happen 11 months on average after yields invert, which would put the recession starting sometime around june 2024, we will be green until then

>>56540881
No, it won't. This is literally the (short term) top. Today, right here, right now, $430 SPY
now we go back to $415 within 2 weeks.

>>56540843
insurance, i survived this round, but my friend got hit
real estate has really been cooling in my area, encouraging for younger people

>>56540810
Jesus christ get help anon.

>>56540898
People who think there's going to be a downturn in November aren't bears.
Bears hibernate and then occasionally come out and rip your face off. These people are just autistic kids lost in the woods and screeching at animals.

>>56540855
i guess it mixes with the whole "#metoo" ideal. i brought it up once in /adv/ and it was the first time i was told its more of an excuse to not try something than the original intent of playing it safe. at the time i was too serious about relationships so i probably would've messed it up anyhow

>captcha; HPV2gw

>>56540905
Buy some puts and please screenshot so I can laugh at you

Apple on deck.

>>56540923
post your $63 SOXL avg so we can laugh at you

>>56540919
The meeto thing was a redirection of women who noticed a lot of the higher up jews were raping kids who worked for them (often directors raping actors.) They had to find some group to blame it on and "annoying men at work" was an easy target.

>>56540905
So this is how it's gonna be huh we're gonna see 2 weeks of 2 weeks posting by seething bears after weeks of seething mumus.

>>56540878
I wonder how it will get reflected into the greater metaphorical actuality. I know that if you've ever been to Six Flags you'll know how apropos it is that the Six Flags jew was the CEO of a food service company before his present office. They know they have you trapped all day, and that you'll get hungry af, and they charge accordingly. We're all riding their roller coaster to some extent.

>>56540938
buddy, just look at it. >>56540641
even if you are bullish, you should be recognizing that it needs to pull back into ATR before making another leg higher
LOOK. AT. IT.

>>56540919
Well no. The reason is because you avoid drama. When two people bang in the workplace it changes the dynamic of the ethos that is trying to be cultivated by upper management. People aren’t productive if they are making gooooo eyes at each other attempting to sneak off for a quickie. It also creates tensions in other relationships that mess up the work environment. Plus, it just sucks to have to return to work the next day knowing you will see the person who is sexualizing or being sexualized.

>>56540742
Does she do anal?

>>56540861
You really need to start paying attention to this chart: https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/XOM/IV/
It'll save you a lot of heartache

This is how a healthy market looks! It just does!

>>56540925
nobody seriously follows the advice of this retard let alone anybody giving their stock picking opinions on tv
why is cnbc even paying their talent?

>>56540925
Do you think Jim Cramer can kill people by publicly saying they're gonna be alive the next day?

Reminder that this is what hyperinflation looks like. Biden falsified CPI and duped the Fed into not tightening enough.

>>56540954
I think we should encourage this behavior because corporate America has been way to drunk with power and we need wagies to be less productive so the system will break faster

>>56540960
she does it for the first time in a few videos

>>56540925
He tends to be more right on things he posts to Twitter.

if you are not going short here with two hands, loading up the truck with your short scaling here, I really don't know what to tell you
but, I've seen it here in /smg/ since robinhood general..
>buy the top
>short the bottom
over, and over, and over

>>56540780

Kek. Sure does. As it is guaranteed income. Despite "knowing" that yields are going to drop from here, and "understanding" full well that that SPY is going to pump from here, I just don't feel comfortable in this market. My goals are different as well, planning to retire in SEA next year on 300K. Can't lose sight of that slow but steady dream.

This blinds the Bobo

S&P 5000 by EOY, this is the start of the rally to ATH. VIX tanking, 10y yield dumping, indices mooning, boboids heemed.

>>56540991
Dont give me hopium...

>>56540976
You would do much better to be invested during a hyper inflation scenario since dollar devaluation means equities are more valuable and your cash is losing buying power EVERY DAY

>We want to see a consistent, sustained period of softer financial conditions

>>56540995
>Cannot into green
It's really over for Zuck Cucks

>>56540410
>Jamie Lannister has left the chat

>>56540973
I think he can be charged with people suicide attempts, yes.

>Go heavy into an undervalued company before earnings
>They beat
>Stock drops 8%

15 minutes left to buy BITO calls. Spot ETF approval imminent.

>>56541009
META HAD RECORD BREAKING EARNINGS ON RECORD BREAKING REVENUE AND SOME DUMB CUNT WHISPERED
>middle east

>>56540995
Bulls love green because they munch on grass
Bears love red because they munch on animal flesh
Honestly being a bear is just cooler

>>56541022
Gensler's not approving shit until January.

Please don't stop pumping
I really need this

>>56541026
But is it more profitable? And show is it cool to enjoy the misery of others? How about joining the party and having fun with everyone? I have bobo tendencies but being a perma bobo is just depressing

>>56541022
date and strike?

Babby's first bear market rally

>>56541026
>losing money is cooler
lmao nice cope

>>56541036
when all the richest dudes ever made most of their money betting on market crashes and scooping up cheapies i'd say yes

>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Either it’s all gone tomorrow or I get my refund.

>>56541038
It's actually like the seventh in the past 12 months

is it time to hedge? seems unsustainable

Stocks are down on the day after accounting for inflation.

>>56541057
Well fuck. Got me there.

>>56541031
Famous last words
>>56541037
Any, really. Dont hide, just buy.

>>56541059
I'm also excited to see the verdict, you may come out on top or it could all be dust in the wind.

>>56541036
stocks going up is the misery of everyone except the jews who own everything

>>56540976
Crack up boom.

>>56541059
>-72.9%
you're fucked, anon

>>56541066
We still haven’t reached 4500.

Scam market being propped up by squeezing put holders

God damn I chickened out and sold my 431 call.
Fuck Fuck

>>56541021
Fuck...

Is this what recession looks like?

>>56541083

>>56541081
Right!? Ensure your expys are a month out, not a week out of your target earnings date.

>>56541066
This pump indeed seems a little "too much, too quickly"...
Still, there is nothing in the way until SPX 4355pts.

>>56541098
this market sure is something else

Your dollars are worthless toilet paper. They just print as many as they want to pay themselves by buying their own stocks.

>>56541092
FUCK! Baby bitch hands is what got me in my position. I held too long. Be happy for gains

Damn breh

>>56541122
God she looks like a tranny

i just don't know what to do

>>56541125
Be cash gang and watch the game for the bleachers. This sport ain’t getting easier

>Bought 50 shares of APPU
Don't fuck me on earnings now Tim Apple

My personal loan says I can’t buy derivatives with this loan on their conditions. Can they actually do anything to me though if I decide to YOLO some SPY calls with the whole thing?

>>56541125
OTM 12/1 SQQQ calls

>>56541124
You gotta admit xhe's a high production one though.

>>56541111
Shut up, things were so oversold

>>56541125
Sell.
Sell with three hands. Sell with three hands and your dick.
Every part of your body should be selling.
You should have the truck backed up against the building and have 10 people fireman's passing the short positions into the back of your truck as fast as you can.

AAPL will miss earning and we will reverse tomorrow.
Screencap this and if AAPL beats and the market rallies ban me for 3 days jannies.

>>56541125
Buy gold and silver. We've hit the inflection point on Weimar inflationary collapse.

>>56541135
>My personal loan says I can’t buy derivatives
Imagine having to specifically put that in writing in a loan contract. The modern era amiright guys

>>56541125
You were supposed to remember your training the last few months.

>>56541135
Walk right into that bank, right up to a broker, open your app, and buy OTM calls right in the face.

>>56541125
>>56541129
Cashgang bros always win

>>56541143
You got it all wrong anon, it's going to beat earnings and we're going to dump for no reason at all. Try and keep up

>>56541140
You're just too young to have witnessed a correction.

>>56541125
Buy FLOT and get 5% on your money risk free. Or grow a pair and pick a side.

>>56541130
>Not being batshit insane and buying APLY
are you even trying to have fun

>>56541143
AAPL will beat earnings and dump anyways

>>56541143
>>56541146
>>56541083
The meds are coming in under 5 minutes don't worry.

Papa Cook will give you the daily dose.

>>56541125
All in SVIX you pussy. Volatility is a ponzi scheme and we're shorting it

>>56541155
>Cashgang bros always win

Another week, another full-blown corrupt scam that all the "good guys" censor us from talking about via online bullying.
What a benevolent, altruistic society with such moral gestapo.

Wait... why is AQB pumping today?

>>56541139
It's a really bizarre psyops because some of her products had stuff like "I love TS" which could be short for a lot of things...

I just locked in $5k profit
>tfw told myself it was going to be a long term hold again

>>56541161
>YEILDMAX APPL OPTION STRATEGY
>100% bond allocation
I've grown to really fucking hate etfs.

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING DING DING

>>56541166
You're collapsing the United States with hyperinflation just so that you can rule over the ashes.

I smell fear

>>56541172
Yeah well why don't you jump on the team for the big win?

the sad part is that bears in this very thread are being priced out completely. some of them probably very nice people that were just influenced by propagandists. the market will continue higher without them. they've ruined their entire investing career.

>>56541036
>But is it more profitable?

Long term, no. Short term, maybe. An unbelievable amount of money is made in the quickest amount of time from betting when things go down, not up. It's why these things seldom occur.

>>56540519
This was a jest. 30 minutes bulls. Get ready.
*fssh* *fssh* *fssh*

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56541192
Because I would quite literally rather die than abet these demons.

>>56541196
$8.5k

>>56541180
We do a little trolling.

>>56541196
+1.09%
Pretty good for my mostly income portfolio

>>56541182
Bro they probably just write naked OTC call sells on AAPL under the regulatory reporting duration

Crab iron condor bros I am not having fun right now

>>56540898
when is this fucking show going to get a season season already

>>56541196
18% gains in 2 days.

>>56541182
the bonds are collateral for the LEAPS to sell against

>>56541193
Dude. We're not retarded. You don't need to feel bad for us.
I DCA stocks and then do macro bets with options.

>>56541172
Bulls are the good guys, you bobos are the evil psychopathic pieces of shit.

>>56541196
I'm all in SSO, QLD, SVXY, I'm short 12 iron condors and I'm short UVXY with 13 butterfly spreads. You cannot imagine how much fun I'm having right now

What the fuck is wrong with pfizer
Even on a day like this it's not going up.
They're down to 2012 prices despite having double the revenue today compared to pre pandemic.

>>56541215
He was asking about today...

>>56541196
Violently green days scare me anons, my future depends on a man named Tim Cook

Where are the earnings, Tim? You said there would be earnings.

>>56541216
Shouldn't that show up in the allocations then?
Maybe I should hate the SEC more.

>>56541196
+2.55%

>>56541177
Every single sector in the market was green today. Every. Single. One.

>>56541170
>when bagholders are laughing at you
like I give a fug

>>56541193
50 cents have been deposited into your account. Thank you for your service.

>>56541230
>casting your lot in with jews
>being surprised when they fuck you
Lol.

>>56541177
>AQB pumping

That's how you know this shit is fake. The AQB indicator is never wrong

>>56541143
It will beat like every other tech stock did

>>56541238
Yeah but AQB went up furcking 19%

>>56541241
>Calling others bagholders while being THE bagholder.

>>56541231
Well today was over 8% gains, felt like hugging my sister

>>56540400
Who is this, and why should I care?

>>56541196
Pretty great. Every day some sucker sells me this shit for cheaper than yesterday.
Hoping to stack 300+ contracts before the trial ends.

>>56541224
No. Bulls are the bad guys. Bulls are looking to bankrupt the nation. Bulls want the money printers to turn back on. Bulls want QE to restart. Bulls want the housing bubble to grow larger. Bulls want corporate profits to rise, regardless of well being of the citizens of the nation - would rather they see corporate profits rise than everyone in the nation be better off. Bulls are selfish, only looking out for their pocket. Bulls do not care about fiscal responsibility. Bulls do not care about everyone - bulls only care about themselves.
Bobo wants the natural, healthy, normal cycle to play out. Bobo wants the bubble to pop, so that we can finally heal. Bobo wants the distortions in the economy to end. Bobo wants a free market, free from central bank manipulation.
Mumu does not want a free market. Mumu only wants his stocks to go up.
Mumu is the bad guy. YOU, are the bad guy.

>>56541263
>n-no y-you are!
lol, pathetic.

i'm just ok, guy

>>56541261
>AQB went up fucking 19%

>>56541266
>some sucker
Anon, ever heard the one about what it means when you're sitting at a poker table and you can't figure out who the market is within a few minutes?

>>56541265
Some finance addict. They all have the same face.

>>56541196
Calls on crypto and PLTR. EZPZ trades. Now onto CVNA and AAPL earnings

>>56541264
>>56541215
based

>>56541283
kek baggie.

>le heckin American East India company

>>56541267
Imagine being this retarded

>>56541230
I told you this morning to wait until PFE starts going up before buying in. Why didn't you listen?

You know what makes the day worse? I completely forgot that the US that previously joined EU at 10 am, joins EU at 9 am because the US shifted their time already unlike EU. This explains why EU immediately pumped on 9 german time and then nothing happened anymore, as previously at 10 am also things regularly happen. Proof 9 am EU market is worthless and meaningful things only happen at 10 am (which is now 9 am)

>>56541196
Boughted more NATGAS in the dipparino.

>>56541267
You forget that the stock market is evil, and you are either to participate in evil or get left behind. Take the mannarino-pill.

>>56541238
Thanks Biden!

>>56541224
No, the illegitimate secret police who defend our corrupt pivot to centralized state socialism are the bad guys. Really quite positive about that.

>>56541306
>Screenshot_20231029_175208_Chrome.jpg

>>56541238
EXCEPT META

>>56541238
Totally natural and healthy. Stop being anti semetic goy.

>>56541306
everything that I said is 100% accurate.
Mumu wants the Fed to ease. Mumu wants easy money policies. Mumu wants the government to keep running deficits, as much spending as possible. Mumu seeks to bankrupt the nation in order to enrich his own pockets.
This is the most fucked position of all, to seek to sell out the citizens of your nation in order for yourself to become richer. Woodrow Wilson tier faggotry.

>>56541310
>because the US shifted their time alread
We definitely haven't. My mantel clock still matches my computer clock. I would notice because it does the bong thing.

I HAVE SHORTED THE NASDAQ ON THE CLOSE AHEAD OF THE UNEMPLOYMENT REPORT TOMORROW.

>>56541300
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>>56541283
Learn what bagholder means retard lol

>>56541327
WHY DID SHE SAY MIDDLE EAST?! ON RECORD BREAKING REVENUE AND RECORD BREAKING EARNINGS

Feels good being ultra long on this holiest of holy days

>>56541323
>>56541331
>not posting screencaps of everything
You guys are retards with no real understanding of markets.

>>56541336
A bagholder is the one holding the dollar bags while the market is rallying. Which is (You).

>>56541355
Wrong, like a said learn the definition retard.

>>56541352
I know what you're doing, shill.

>>56541366
You're bagholding dollars buddy while everyone is making money stay mad.

>>56541355
You are incorrect about the definition of being a bagholder. Which most likely means you hold bags

>>56541290
I don't play poker, it's a negative sum game.
But I can say with confidence that my counterparty here is the real sucker. You'll see soon enough.

>>56541371
No you don't bitch

I always ignore the avatarfaggot and you can too.

>>56541377
Another dollar bagholder which isn't in the market kek. cash gang am i right. You got left holding the dollar bags while they're losing value simple as.

up 2% today (5% this week) and my portfolio is nothing special. why do people not like free money?

>>56541331
>This guy thinks trading the markets is some moral crusade
Ye gonna get heemed, son.

>>56541331
wrong. Mumus just notice that the economy is not nearly as bad as terminally online doomers like you have said it was. Mumus realize the labor markets are still strong, GDP is up, inflation is trending down, the Fed's policies are working, and Bidenomics are working.
Doomers like you just want the economy to crash so Drumpf can get back and give more money to his rich friends (and Israel)

>AAPL Beat

Tomorrow is Friday.

>>56541331
"The stock doesn't know you own it."

>>56541387
NAFO troons started screenshotting their shill images so they can't be searched by file hash.

>>56541375
Not the definition retard, I dont know how to say this any other way. Lurk more I guess newfag.

>>56541196
+1.57%

>>56541400
>Mumus realize...[that it can only get worse from here]
fixed that for you

Anybody else walk a little taller, puff their chest out a little further knowing you're part of something important enough that your own little corner of the internet attracts the attention of multiple 3 letter agencies such that they post agents to monitor and agitate threads to the extent that they literally start arguing between themselves literally creating a psyop circle jerk while you just relax on the sidelines chuckling at the antics? yeah me too

>>56541410
Ye ye not the definition how are those dollar bags feeling lmfao.

>>56541406
Do you try and find pictures of her looking man'ish on purpose? Seriously getting tranny vibes.

>>56541196
+1.6%
didn't get to make the trades i wanted to though

>>56541235
bonds/cash collateralize ITM calls collateralize sold call options like in picrel

>>56541421
It is pretty crazy.
I mean I understand it, we're facing a 2008 systemic risk collapse event - you throw everything you have at it, to try and prevent it, including trying to create artificial bullish consensus

>>56541431
I saw the show, I didn't care for the show, but pomni is excellent.

>>56541429
Listen, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't give away my gameplan, alright?

>>56541409
Lmao

CVNA ALL IN

>>56541435
Oh so it's just tradingview being retarded.

>>56541443
Generic "im so quirky xD" waifu, hard pass.

>>56541425
bretty gud.

>>56541466
i can still make out your account number

Thanks for pumping my bags, USbros. We EUsemichads are grateful. Jesus, this market m8s, just what the hell. It takes forever to bring it down a bit only for it to recover in mere days.
Should I just stick to Novo Nordisk and say fugg everything else?
Heh, "the economy and especially tech is dead if rates go 4%+"... you guys remember when bobotards said that last year?

>>56541460
basically yeah, maybe they got their asset snapshot during a position rebuild or something

>>56541421
kek delusions of grandeur. 4chan is nowhere near as relevant as it thinks it is.
>>56541437
>we're facing a 2008 systemic risk collapse event
in two more weeks?

>>56541466
Could have bought stock and been at a mil by now, but got to cope somehow right?

>>56541489
I will keep telling people to resist the draft as long as you shill here, glownigger.

>>56541466
Man that giant opportunity cost

>>56541139
Hot armpit.

>>56541489
>>we're facing a 2008 systemic risk collapse event
>in two more weeks?
Even the banks themselves are starting to say this. It's not controversial.
It's also probably not happening until the spring.

>>56541495
I cope by being a complete vicious faggot online to people

I need to get the green (middle) line to be horizontal

>>56541482
Well since the squiggle isnt covering up a number you must be amazing.

>>56541495
I made quite a bit this year, unlike you who is still bagholding from 2022.

Is apple reporting today?

>>56541524
5:00.

>>56541489
>>we're facing a 2008 systemic risk collapse event
>in two more weeks?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/10/27/rising-wave-property-defaults-threatens-us-banks/
https://archive.is/GEZSA
>Office blocks purchased with debt remain half empty, 18 months after the end of the pandemic. Thousands of buildings will have to be torn down. Hundreds of regional banks are sitting on crippling losses that they yet to acknowledge.
>occupancy levels are still just 49pc of where they used to be
>America’s office stock has lost 40pc to 45pc of its pre-Covid value, or will have once market discovery exposes the damage already in the pipeline from two parallel shocks: shrinking rents and the most aggressive monetary tightening of modern times
>“We are starting to see distressed sales every day. Offices are selling for 50pc, 60pc or 70pc discounts. At these values the equity holders are wiped out, and lenders take a 30pc loss,”
>two-thirds of the leases have not yet come up for renegotiation. The full exodus has yet to happen.
>“We’re in the early innings. That’s the reality"
>$1 trillion of commercial property debt is coming due over the next year and a bit. The average fixed loan is 10 years so the debt maturing today was taken out in 2013 at around 3.5pc. It has to be refinanced at over 7.5pc
>The Fed has staunched the liquidity crisis since March with emergency lending but that buys only time. It does not tackle the deeper solvency crisis.
>“There are a lot of skeletons in the closet and I wouldn’t be surprised if another 200 small banks topple over. In fact, I fully expect another bank to fail at any time,” said Prof Van Nieuwerburgh.
>“If a couple of hundred banks get into trouble at the same time and there is another run on deposits, this could turn into a systemic crisis. There are some parallels with 2008"

>>56541504
4 U

>>56541528
Ty

>>56541514
Based.
>>56541523
Bagholding to all time highs buddy. Thanks for holding my dollar bags.

>>56541529
>UK newspapers

>>56541545
>>56541545
>>56541545
new
>>56541545
>>56541545
>>56541545
new

>>56541540
4:30

It is your duty to resist the efforts of a government that hates you, to draft you into a war meant to kill you.

>>56541547
Whatever you say retard.

>>56541511
Dimon been b!tching about Basel III all year. Let's see if something pops off.

>JPMorgan Chase (NYSE:JPM) CEO Jamie Dimon has once again slammed U.S. regulators' proposal for higher capital requirements for banks, calling it "hugely disappointing" as it could force borrowers to pay more for loans and may curtail lending by banks.
>Regulators in July had proposed to strengthen regulations by requiring large U.S. banks to set aside more capital, as part of the "Basel III endgame" reforms.
>Dimon had previously warned that the new rules would likely raise the cost of mortgage affordability and impact small businesses.
>Two Federal Reserve governors had also raised concerns in July. Christopher Waller warned that the proposal could increase the cost of credit, while Michelle Bowman said it could impose real costs on banks and their customers without adding to financial stability.

>>56541511
Does anyone have a figure on how much bank reserves are locked up on bad assets? I want a reality where the federal reserve creates a bailout program to buy repo-ed cars in order to "maintain banking system liquidity"

>>56541196
How did it go? It went great! Perhaps even... too well... But it's nice having a day of 5 figure gains every now and then.

>>56540550
THE CHART

>>56540977
Checked and extremely based.