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56520696 No.56520696 [Reply] [Original]

How's your marriage going anon? Do you beat your wifey yet?

>> No.56520705
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>>56520696

I can't even get laid and you're talking about a wife, hahaha!

>> No.56520717

>>56520696
i'm not married but why would anyone beat their wife. it's YOUR wife. brb keying my own car

>> No.56520720

I'd rather not talk about it for personal reasons. I hope you guys understand.

>> No.56520730
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>>56520717
Daily reminder that marriage is the biggest scam of the 21st century.

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>>56520696
I use the belt sometimes on this woman that's how you get bitches to listen, like it or not.

>> No.56520744

>>56520696
>>56520739
>haha wife beating jokes are funny xD
You are in your late 20's and you haven't lost your virginity yet.

>> No.56520747

>>56520717
bitches be annoying sometimes man

>> No.56520761

>>56520730
based. keep fighting the good fight

>> No.56520770

>>56520744
>>>/r/eddit is that way, newfag. I think you'll fit in there just fine.

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>>56520696
Why would I hit my hot supermodel wife? Maybe if you didn't marry an old fat pig you wouldn't be this unhappy bro. Too bad

>> No.56520794

>>56520779
gah damn!!! she hot!!! awooooga!!!!

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>>56520730
Unironically. It's all fucking slop romanticized by retarded traditions started by rapists to keep their victims (wives) to themselves and now it's the complete opposite and women will take everything you own if she cheats on you with Jamal. What a fucking joke of a concept.

Do not bring kids to this dogshit world either. That's for complete sociopaths.
>>56520744
Your dad beat your mom pretty badly while you were a little defenseless little bitch didn't he?

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She worries about my finances and helps me avoid taxes so no.

>> No.56520818

>>56520730
>>56520795
Boy I sure love these blackpill posts. There's no way to actually be happy and have any sort of genuine relationship because there's always a possibility of some random pavement ape nigger coming up and cuck your wife at any given time. How fun it is.

>> No.56520821

>>56520720
You are among fellow anons brother spill the beans relax.
>>56520779
Lucky bastard.

>> No.56520823

>>56520814
Should've just posted monero-chan so you can call her your waifu

>> No.56520839

>>56520720
>comes to anonymous basket weaving anime forum
>guys I don't have the balls to talk about my own issues even though no one knows who i am!!!
fucking pussy.

>> No.56520844

>>56520705
Check out those sick skating skills though

>> No.56520846

>>56520818
Cope some more will ya

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>>56520739
I pray for you, FTMbaggies.

>> No.56520864

>>56520818
you can be happy and have a genuine long lasting (if forever) connection with anyone without financially cucking yourself into a piece of shit contract that will spell doom for you two 0specially you if you marry a woman) later down the line if things dont work out. retard.

>> No.56520869

>>56520855
>i find women like this revolting

>> No.56520878

she's stronger than me:(