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56504639 No.56504639 [Reply] [Original]

WTF is this supposed to happen?

>> No.56504663

>>56504639
Yea that is a special platinum that 1 in every thousand gold bars is secretly platinum inside as a way of ensuring authenticity and avoid fakes. Similar to dictionary companies putting fake words in their dictionary to scope out fraud. You can now exchange that for 10 gold bars of equal or lesser value

>> No.56504677

Where the fuck is my choclate? I can't eat this rhodium shit.

>> No.56504775
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56504775

Gold cucks unironically still fall for the oldest trick in the book. Top zoz stupid shiny rock boomers

>> No.56504780
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>> No.56504785

>>56504639
Yea that's the oxidation layer

>> No.56504789

>>56504639
You have to let the good ripen and mature, if you harvest it too early this is what happens.

>> No.56504794
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56504794

GEEEEEG goldcucks are so gullible and dumb that you could sell them a rock spray painted gold for $2000

>> No.56505059

>>56504639
Yes

>> No.56505087

>>56504639
That’s what you get shopping around for cheap gold on Chinese websites

>> No.56505109

>>56504639
No. You are not supposed to take the gold plating off your Latinum. Now its useless.

>> No.56505324

>>56504794
kek

>> No.56506015

Yes that's the scam core. It means the guy that sold you was at least honest about how much of a scam gold is. It's the "honest" gold sellers that are tricky because they keep selling you a narrative so that you keep buying over and over like a dumbass.

>> No.56506061
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>>56504775
I only buy 1 oz maple leaf coins that are verified and serialed from my bank for this reason.

I'm not going to try and save $50 on an ounce by ordering from some sketchy place on a bar.

>> No.56506086

chocolate would be more valuable

>> No.56506146
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56506146

>Go to shop
>Buy gold
>Open it up
>It has chocolate in it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T GO TO THE CHOCOLATE SHOP THEY'RE SELLING FAKES

>> No.56506352

>>56504639
>>56504663
>>56504677
>>56504775
>>56504780
>>56504785
>>56504789
>>56504794
>>56505059
>>56505087
>>56505109
>>56505324
>>56506015
>>56506061
>>56506086
>>56506146
POST THIS IN OUR THREAD I DARE YOU, FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!! >>56503726

>> No.56506380

>>56504639
Just get government minted coins. Fakes are counterfeiting rather than simple fraud, making it a far more serious crime and thus rarely, if ever done. Secret Service gets involved in US for counterfeit US currency. Fuck bars and rounds. Problem solved.

>> No.56506461
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>>56504639
Another reason to be a silver-max Chad.