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How do I profit off off off this?

>> No.56494793

>>56494776
enjoy shitting yourself

>> No.56494806

>>56494776
was your HP critical?

>> No.56494830
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>>56494806
it was indeed

>> No.56494834

>>56494830
then you have profited handsomely

>> No.56494849

>>56494776
god this reminds me of my time dating a qt patootie punk tomboy . 7g of kratom and a few pbr tallboys was a goood night

>> No.56495022

>>56494849
7g would body me

>> No.56495081
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Based kratom junkies. I just took 1g green maeng da and im cooking Ye at type beats in fl studio

>> No.56496888
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>>56495081
For me its Green Malay and boom bap in FL studio. Cheers

>> No.56496900

>>56494776
i did the same about 4 hours ago and plan to do so again in another hour or two. although i use closer to 5-7.5g per dose. cheers!

>> No.56497704

>>56494776
Just drank a giant placebo basically

>> No.56497821

>>56497704

No. Kratom is like heroin-lite and can give you a nod if you take enough or have no tolerance.

>> No.56498345

>>56497821
Giving you a nod is a stretch. You can definitely get a good opiate-ish buzz though

>> No.56498360

>>56494776
idk

>> No.56498371

>>56494776
I miss kratom. I took it every day from 2019-2021. Had to quit after it made my hair fall out and I stopped getting stiffies

>> No.56498375

>>56494776
Is that a lot? Shit is banned here and I never got a chance to try it

>> No.56498397

Kratom is horrible for your body. It rots your teeth, damages your liver, fucks with your brain chemistry, hormones, and makes you have no sex drive and low sperm count. I would know as I was getting the most premium kratom because I lived in the kratom capital of America with kratom bars on every street. It also takes months to fully withdrawal from it. Gives you PAWS. If you’re getting kratom, you don’t know what else is in it because it’s not regulated. If I were you I would not glorify it.
t. Ex kratom drinker of almost 10 years.

>> No.56498752

What is kratom?
How.do.i get into kratom?
Which kratom should I try?

>> No.56498759

>>56494776
drug addicts are the biggest losers. If I know someone that takes drugs I dump their asses and never talk to them because that habit is for poor wagie cope

>> No.56498766

>>56494776
Weed is legal anon, don’t drink that poison

>> No.56498780

Kratom is God's gift to Mankind. I started going to Church because of this plant. It's definitely some good shit. Drop 2 spoonfulls and you'll be talking to jesus

>> No.56499174

>>56498759
>drugs are evil
Go back bitch

>> No.56499376

>>56494776
If you like greens you need to try this shit

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>>56499376
Forgot fucking pic

>> No.56499385

>>56494776
Kratom is poison.

>> No.56499392

>>56494776
What does this do and does it get you high like weed?

>> No.56499422

>>56499392
Activates some of the same receptors in your brain as opiates. It's like an herbal Percocet lite. It will also fuck up your T levels if you overdo it.

>> No.56499429

>>56499174
Never made that Statement smooth brain. Probably you need to lay down the the bong.

>> No.56500876

>>56494776
should have mixed it with OJ anon, about to enjoy a nice glass of red maeng da OJ myself.

>> No.56500921

>>56498345
Try it with weed anon. Large dose of potentiated kratom(mixed with OJ) and a nice joint will have you nodding really quick.
>>56498397
Completely false info anon. I have been on kratom for a quite a long time (10years+) on and off but mostly on. All hormone issues from my younger days have cleared (acne). Liver counts always come back extremely healthy. Sex drive is crazy high still, no idea on sperm count though. Never had a withdraw from kratom when stopping, but I have never gone degen like I have read retards talk about. Keep doses low, 1-1.5tsp a dose(1 tbsp if I want a super strong effect) make sure you know the weight of your leaf if you dose like this because the weight changes.
>you don’t know what else is in it because it’s not regulated.
Only smart thing you said in your post. This is 100% true, so make sure you get your kratom from a place that provides genuine lab testing and provides the certs for the test. This way you know the content of your leaf. Heavy metal and salmonella are some of the contaminants that can be found...lab tests and youre safe...

>> No.56500945

>>56498397
How does it rot your teeth?

>> No.56500951

>>56500921
Why take it at all? I never got a good effect from using it.

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>>56494776
You don't, but I mean, you could if you stopped being a retard and doing retarded shit and started idk, looking something to hold, like link, avax, kava, lmao even algorand

>> No.56501000

>>56500959
He's not gonna stop being a retard, but he can indeed start holding some garbage in order to at least stop being a poorfag

>> No.56501001

>>56500921
You niggers disgust me, stop advising others to take drugs

>> No.56501003

>>56500959
What are you smoking? I personally prefer Cohiba

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>>56500959
Just let him become a NEET

>> No.56501043

>>56500921
Lets not cope here, all opiates mess with your hormones by lowering your test and libido.
It also has some serotonin antidepressant effect.
I think the liver stuff is only for certain people missing some enzyme .
There are some positive benefits like anti oxidant and anti parasitic.
It keeps some people off harder drugs. We would all probably be better off not taking it, but kratom is unique because its an opiate that lets people generally live like a functioning addict, this is a double edged sword because youre never gonna hit "rock bottom" with kratom and potentially quit.
Youre never gonna be stealing shit from your grandma and sucking dicks for kratom. Youre just gonna drift by being lazy, unmotivated and below your potential, kind of like weed.

Ive been taking kratom for over 10 years as well. Its a gift and a curse

>> No.56501049

i can taste that nasty shit every time i burp

>> No.56501124

Based kraton thread, fucking love the stuff. 6gs of white maeng da on weekend mornings sets me straight for the whole day. But beware the creeping tolerance, 4-6g really is the sweet spot. Any more than that and it just makes you tired.

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Update: I woke up with depression next morning (sometimes happens if I dose kratom twice at night) but I went to church and on a nightwalk and feel better
the depression is also because I've been engaged in an unwinnable affair with a coworker with a boyfriend and I don't know how to proceed
thanks for reading my blog