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CEO of JP Morgan Chase is selling 1 million shares worth $140,000,000. He knows what is coming.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/another-first-for-jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-selling-shares-of-the-bank-he-s-run-for-nearly-2-decades-1.6621120

>> No.56494513

>>56494492
He is just going to retire.

>> No.56494514

>>56494492
THE STORM IS UPON US

PLAN STATUS: TRUSTED

WHERE WE GO TO THE BATHROOM WE GO ALL

>> No.56494525

2 more weeks

>> No.56494535

>>56494513
Lmao. Jamie Morgan and retirement in the same sentence yeah? Next to retire is Larry Fink?

>> No.56494540

>>56494535
Didn't Larry recently cash out 50,000 foreskins to buy a house?

>> No.56494543

>>56494492
I heard warren buffet is holding cash too

>> No.56494545

>>56494535
rats are leaving the ship

>> No.56494547
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>>56494545

>> No.56494571

>>56494492
who boughted

>> No.56494581

>>56494492
costco CEO step down was a stronger sell signal.

>> No.56494610

>>56494535
>Jamie Morgan
Kek

>> No.56494619

Perhaps he's buying bitcoin or eth? Or perhaps he just wants to enjoy his retirement money?

>> No.56494625

>>56494492
What's his net worth? I bet him selling 140 mil is like a pleb selling $14,000 from their 401k.

>> No.56494627

>>56494547

>> No.56495074

>>56494513
this. he has literally nothing left to prove to anyone

>> No.56495095

>>56495074
jamie is a suicide bomber, literally entered fed offices and blackmailed to crash everything to zero if no bailouts were coming for the 07/08 fraud

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>>56494492
bunker complex underground in New Zealand aint cheap buddy

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>>56494492
>wells fargo suicide risk assessment suicide in january
>wells fargo closes locations left and right
>now this
how fucked are we in

>> No.56495322

>>56494492
>It's okay when we do insider trading Goy

>> No.56495325

>>56494492
>CEO of JP Morgan Chase is selling 1 million shares worth $140,000,000. He knows what is coming.

Yeah, he's buying Bitcoin.

>> No.56495332

>>56494545
100% this
The signs are there

>> No.56495419

I bought gold and expect the world to end soon

>> No.56495463

>>56495313
It's a great shorting opportunity.
Although you should probably buy a gun if you don't already own one.

>> No.56495469

>>56495313
>how fucked are we in
In pretty deep
The bankers are pricing in the decay to third-world status right now, so just expect instability and crime in the future with more wars to distract everyone and justify the poor QoL

>> No.56495506

>>56494492
If you are still net long in the stock market you are braindead

>> No.56495515

>>56494547
Jamie Dimon isn’t jewish

>> No.56495532

>>56495313
>how fucked are we in
Look into non-perishable food, a portable gas stove, and something for self-defense.

>> No.56495565

>>56494581
>costco CEO step down
They better not fuck with the price of our hot dogs!

>> No.56495586

>>56495565
>They better not fuck with the price of our cocktube goyslop!
Have some self respect you fucking cattle

>> No.56495833

>>56495515
There are Greek jews, either way he's married to a jew.

>> No.56495843

>>56494492
of course he is, rising rates have made the entire loan portfolios of banks worthless
there is probably not a single solvent bank left in the u.s. if they had to mark to market

>> No.56495898

>>56495469
Building on this, expect mass poverty/anti-consumer policies to ensure an ample supply of military recruits
Wage war on your own citizens so they'll wage war on someone else

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>>56495463
i'll be making an account with an actual brokerage then so i can start shorting by monday.
>>56495469
>>56495532
noted.
>>56495898
zoomers aren't that dumb to fall for that (i hope).
>t. zoomer

>> No.56495922

>>56494492
NOOOOOOOOOO JPM BROS NIT LIKE THIS.... AAAAAAA

>> No.56496205

>>56495915
>zoomers aren't that dumb to fall for that (i hope).
They won't be falling for anything; they'll be doing it just to get out of the shithole city they're stuck in
The alternative is poverty, crime, or somehow making it into a STEM or corpo job (not happening when there's no new openings)

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>>56494492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD_-k3BFO0o

yeah

>> No.56496261

>>56495313
>wells fargo closes locations left and right
I noticed this a few weeks ago where I lived. At least the ATMs still work but wtf is going on?

>> No.56496603

>>56495469
Accurate

>> No.56496955

that's ~10% of his jpm shares

>> No.56497002

>>56495313
wells fargo has always been shit
only niggers go there

>> No.56497052

He’s about to market buy 140M worth of LINK. Holy fuck.

>> No.56497304

>>56495915
>be me
>not look at stonks for a year
>wow I hav't looked at stonks in forever
>log in last friday
>hmmm i wonder what's going on!
>hmmmm
>I've seen that curve before

Kek. I sold everything