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>>56491877
>Wanting to fuck a literal teenager

A real woman too intimidating for you?

>>56491881
>A real woman too intimidating for you?

>>56491881
Roasties stay toasty.

>>56491877
>wanting to fuck an 18yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbBEoJLYRxg

>>56491877
One advice anon be fucking rough with a young woman . When me and my wife hooked up she was 22 I was 28 , at first I did gentle lovey dovey sex with her and she hated it . The next time I literally almost raped her and she loved it. So be rough ok mate.

turning 28 next year my time is running out to fuck 18-22yos

>>56491887
>>56491888
kek im just memeing, im also a predator in my 30s and have been fucking my 18yr old gf for months now

>>56491896
>he actually believes this society's standards and just doesnt do whatever he want as long as its legal

kek @ ur life

>>56491877
Why must you have sex? Why not court her like a gentleman and be chaste with her. See if she is really worthy of marriage yet, if you both vibe and etc.

>>56491911
>do whatever he want as long as its legal
No laws regarding sibling sex. No AOC for little sisters. Protip fuck your little sister if you have one. You will both profit from it. It will strengthen your brother-sister bond.

>>56491894
^an actual nonce

>>56491911
where do you meet them?

>>56491923
tinder

>>56491919
This is vile and not funny.

>>56491926
>This is vile
>>/r/eddit
It's not meant to be funny.

>>56491927
no he's right tho, fucking family is just for weirdos

>>56491936
Not siblings or cousins. If you think it's weird you've been brainwashed. Actually impregnating them isn't a great idea though.

>>56491939
yes thats totally fucking weird bro

>>56491939
Repent nigger

>>56491877
Did it a few times, it really isn't worth it. When you think about it, the world has what, 8 billion people. Virgins are now most abundunt and sex education is poorly taught. It means nothing. The sex sucks, they get attached, and they don't know how anything about sex works.

>>56491963
Spotted the obvious roastie

>>56491946
>>56491950
basedchuds in disarray

>>56491924
based I wish to be in your position one day with my future Mclaren

>>56491946
>>56491950
Go research sibling and cousin marriages within all the various royal families over the centuries. Plenty of Kings married their sisters and cousins and made them Queens, many such marriages resulted in children.
>w-well its okay for Royals to have sex with their relatives but if the plebs do it it's... it's baaaad b-because... it just is okay!?!?!?!?

>>56491988
im not even rich and my car is an ecobox

>>56491877
Fornication is a grave sin anon

>>56491975
What the hell does she want some day?
Death?

>>56492032

>>56491926
>>56491946
>>56491950
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR PEEPEE IN YOUR LOVELY LITTLE SISTERS MOUTH TO GET A HEAVENLY NURSING BLOWJOB FOR FREE, AND YOU CAN'T LICK HER CUNNY SO SHE BECOMES SUPER LOYAL AND SUPPORTIVE OF HER BIG BRO, NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S DISGUSTING AND WEIRD!!!! WAAAAAAH!!

>>56492037
I say this and look like that

>>56491877
I noticed as I got older I no longer find teenagers attractive. I'm 90% sure I couldn't get hard with a 18 year old, they literally look like children to me now. Plus the smell, god damn kids smell so bad.

>itt 4chudcels pretend they have sex with their little sisters
You guys aren't just creepy losers anymore. You're ugly incel rapist losers

>>56492044
This doesnt make sense what the fuck do you mean they smell bad lmao

girls literally all smell the same as long as they shower, drink enough water and put on some nice perfume

>>56492052
You are obviously either also still in your smelly years (up until mid 20s for most people) or are never around teenagers. Their sweat smell is really rotten, but you only start noticing it when you get older. It's the same thing the other way round, when you're young, old people also have a distinct, disgusting smell, which you stop noticing later on in life.

You're right that a shower will get rid of that, but only for an hour or so.

>>56492067
im 32 and my gf is 18 and i only once noticed her smelling bed when she hadn't brushed her teeth

kinda feel like her daddy when i tell her to go brush her teeth but its nice to see her jump up and run to the bathroom if I say so

>>56492067
>>56492072
also to add to this make sure her diet is in order and she drinks enough water. Also not much drinking alcohol and eat bad foods just fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, tea

stuff like that

and yeah tell her to shower and wash her clothes

>>56492044
>I noticed as I got older I no longer find teenagers attractive. I'm 90% sure I couldn't get hard with a 18 year old, they literally look like 50 year olds to me now. Plus the smell, god damn late-teen women smell so bad.
Fixed.

>>56492088
pedofags need to fuck off

>>56492093
granny chasers need to go back

>>56492104
that is literally a per-pubesent child you fucking retard

kill yourself pedofag

>>56492110
no u kys hag enthusiast

>>56491877
This, but the really hard part is to get a VIRGIN one, and marry her, and settle down.

I think thats part of making it for me

You guys know if you don't have a little sister to fuck you can always fuck someone else's little sister right? There are many little sisters out there. And if you can't find a kind gentleman willing to share his little sister with you, you can always buy one -- for an unknown amount of XMR of course.

>>56492110
That duck is not a child.

>>56491926
My parents are siblings and I came out like this it's not a death sentence I live a very independent life

>>56491877
anon you're a wizard. its over.

>>56492088
hate pedos but you always have such impeccable timing with this bait i can't help but respect it

>>56492601
the elites dont want you to know this but all men are pedos.

bros Im going to make love to an 18yo cutsie virgin next weekend Im so happy, wagmi

>>56492979
Gj anon, happy for u
WAGMI

>>56492034
This is so sad. This is why I keep taking my sister into marrying her bf, she’s going to end up on this collage if she doesn’t. She’s like “but Im so young (26) and I want to travel and blah blah”. I’ve explained to her the dating opportunities for 30-something women is really really desperate. I’ve seen so many of these women, trying hard to seem fun and happy and adventurous and kind, and being forced to put out easily to any decent guy who looks their way in hopes one will “settle down” with her. There’s like 25 of them for every one guy looking to actually have a real relationship.
Captcha: g8 SAD

>>56491877
Congratulations. Make sure the girl is virgin (you don't want STD) and at least 8/10 in looks department.

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>56491919
how do fuck sister?

>>56492044
Get your test checked. This has nothing to do with your maturity.

I am guessing you are in the 300's.