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i need your help /biz/

i got too much money dealing drugs online and i got sloppy, got caught and im going to get a 3 year sentence.

tell me what coins I should buy to hodl for those 3 years, I have 500k to invest

>> No.5648221

jibrel

>> No.5648222
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5648222

>>5648125
Give it to the parents of the kids whose lives you've ruined, you monster.

>> No.5648228

>>5648125
buy bitbean, nigger

>> No.5648235

>>5648125
eth and xrp

here's my eth for safe keeping lad

0xa542bc65dbdc98737495f19e0fe47932bb891063

>> No.5648287

>>5648125
skycoin for sure t.me/Skycoin
apart from that maybe raiblocks, lisk, ark and then DYOR in general

>> No.5648319

>>5648125

25% LINK
25% FUN
25% ICX
25% REQ

You will be ridiculously rich if you hold those 4 for 3 years.

>> No.5648329

ICX and XRB.
cant fail with these nigga.

>> No.5648367

>>5648125
>Investing long term in the world's biggest speculative bubbles since Tulip Mania

Cryptos are not a long term investment anon.

>> No.5648377

>>5648125
Hoping your anus gets brutally raped. Do everyone a favour and kill yourself.

>> No.5648413

>>5648367
>comparing tulips to technology that is currently starting to be implemented and will drastically dirsupt almost every industry

Imagine being this big of a brainlet.

>> No.5648418

>>5648125
>thinking bubble won't pop within 3 years

>> No.5648452

>>5648125
50% BTC
50% savings account

>> No.5648469

why wouldnt the fbi just seize your money

>> No.5648479
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5648479

>>5648367
t. boomer tier brainlet

>> No.5648489

post story op

>> No.5648524

>>5648479
What is this fetish called?

>> No.5648551

>>5648469

they did, everything i have right now is laundered money

>> No.5648567

>>5648413
>>5648479
You trust a board full of teenagers who have $500 to their name and no financial sense over common sense and fundamental understanding of economics.

Just don't burn your parents' money anons.

>> No.5648712

>>5648319

thanks, idk about fun but those 3 other coins look like a good investment.

whats your email? ill give you 5% of my profits in 3 years.

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5648738

>>5648567
>You trust a board full of teenagers who have $500 to their name and no financial sense over common sense and fundamental understanding of economics.

This board is making money at a faster percentage than any retarded boomer out there while the retarded boomers all scream tulip mania and bubble. They are desperate for a crash because they have no clue how this shit works. They can only hope it fails so they don't have to learn about it. We live in a time when traditions are literally being leveled daily. Don't be an idiot and miss out on one of the highest upside asset classes to ever exist.

>> No.5648777

>>5648712
WTC is set to release their shit in 2020 so if you're serious then buy that.
OMG is a safe bet.
XLM is pretty good too.
Buy (1) Vertcoin just in case

>> No.5648808

>>5648738
I'm not a boomer. I've made a pretty penny from this too, bought several Rolexes for different people just because I could. But that doesn't mean it's not a bubble.

Ride the wave but don't crash anon. Good luck.

>> No.5648823

>>5648712

FUN is a punt, if it gets accepted by the gambling companies it might become the most profitable of all.

Just in case you're not larping:
buyhighsellnever@gmail.com

>> No.5648971

>>5648222
kek

>> No.5649078

>>5648222

didnt ruin anyones lives, kid.

I only sold weed and hash, nothing less and nothing more.

stay poor

>> No.5649214

>>5648452
good luck watching it vanish, why didn't you make real research and go into sky if you want to stay green in your charts? t.me/Skycoin

>> No.5649290

500k is a bunch. Invest in Facebook stock and you'll double it. Crypto can wreck you if you can't touch the things for 3 years.

Or do you have sporadic internet access?

>> No.5649308

>>5648808
wow you bought rolex? kewl.

>> No.5649361

>>5648808
> bought several Rolexes
>I'm not a boomer

choose 1

>> No.5649454

>>5649290

500k is money i can lose.

im willing to take the risk of turning my 500k in 10m+ by holding. if i lose the 500k, it would suck but its not the end of the world for me.

>> No.5649476

Let's be serious, invest in everything in the top 20 (cut shit like bitcoin forks), put a small ammounts in projects you like or are hyper-promising if successful (like LINK)
So, 75% in:
BTC, ETH, XRP, ADA, ICX, NEO, REQ, XLM, LTC, NEM, DASH, XMR, QTUM, OMG

Then 25% in:
LINK, VECHAIN, KCS, MANA, WTC, WABI, MOD, GVT, ENG

Else you're rich as fuck by 3 years or crypto fails and you have nothing.

>> No.5649724

>>5649454
Send me the money and I'll day trade for you. We can split the profits 50/50 and I'll send back your initial capital.

>> No.5649783

>>5649476
Not OP, but if you had $16k, how would you spread it out among that first list

>> No.5649810

Tron

>> No.5649816

>>5648413
>>5648377
whats your problem fatty why u so mad?

>> No.5649867

>>5648551
Hold eth and zrx

>> No.5649913

RDN
VEN
BTM
CND
HVN
POLL
ETH
WTC
KNC
SPHTX
BLUE
DNA

Add EVE

>> No.5649922
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5649922

>>5648222
everything you know is a lie

>> No.5649924

>>5648125
VECHAIN BRO. ALL IN. Thank me later, when you're a gorillionaire in 3 years

>> No.5649950

>>5648125
bitcoin cash

>> No.5649960

>>5648125
>gambling with your whole networth lel

>> No.5650225

>>5649960

nope its 500k i can lose

my net worth is way more than that

>> No.5650413

>>5648567
lol ive made money and im still fucking around on here.. On top of that bitcoins were shilled on 4chan in like 2009 and 2010 lol.

>> No.5650669

>>5649454
Good. I'd said put a big chunk in XRP, it's jew-backed and it's gonna rise a lot. It's on a dip right now.

>> No.5650710

you made THAT much money dealing drugs? And only weed/hash at that? How?
Also just put it in mainstream altcoins: ETH, LTC, XRP
In 3 years they'll likely all be muuuuuuuch higher unless the entire crypto market crashes

>> No.5650732

>>5648222
>winners don’t use drugs
Kek

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5650826

>>5650225
The most intelligent thing you can do at this point is to send the 500k to my ETH wallet OP, I will invest wisely on your behalf.
0x4376443Dff676a11513ed3B5E33f9305006bBB44

>> No.5650888

>>5648452
Someone get this boomer outta here

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5650926

>>5648125
If the net proceeds of the crto gains ou held are from dealing drugs then the are not taxable under USC 26 7701 (a) 26.

>> No.5651077

>>5648125
ETH, NEO, XMR, XLM

>> No.5651116

>>5649783
I'd go 1/3 evenly in BTC, ETH, XRP, LTC and XMR, 2/3 evenly in the rest.

>> No.5651148

>>5650710

insane amount of orders since begin 2017. i was making around 5k profit a day.

>> No.5651631

>>5649078
yeah, that ruines lives. You are a scumbag. Whatever, so am I. Also, buy confido. 10/10 long-term hold, it's about to recover from a massive dip it had a few weeks ago with its new delisted rebranding. Soon anon soon. All in that bitch.

>> No.5651632

Give it to me anon Ill be your bit bean broker

>> No.5651716

uhh, invest in bitcoin?

>> No.5651766

>>5648125
Good luck giving sloppy bj's in jail faggot

>> No.5652423
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5652423

>>5648125
There's only one choice.

>> No.5652526

>>5648125
MONERO.

>> No.5652556

>>5652423
>>5652526
Makes sense actually, given it is drug money.

>> No.5652570

Ethereum is safe, so are NEO and ADA. The great thing about leaving NEO in your wallet untouched for a long time is that it will accumulate GAS.

>> No.5653436

>>5648567
>>>reddit