/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56474912
Not an ambiguous one like Loren or Jordan. It is definitely a girl name.

>>56474912
Be funny and go into sales

>>56474912
Which name? Jamie?

>>56474912
Leslie?

>>56474912
dudette stop wearing a kimono it just makes it more confusing

>>56474944
>>56474929
Worse. You'll never guess it (I wouldn't tell you even if you did). Their excuse was
>we never heard of anyone with that name, so we didn't know it'd be a girl's name
>>56474926
Sales would be a step down from what I do already
ID probably changed cause I am avoiding a 15 minute temporary block for announcing a sage in a thread where the OP should've been permabanned (thanks jannies).

>inb4 banned for complaining about 4chan

>>56474954
Fuck you, the kimono brings out my curves.

>>56474912
It's ok Debbie

>>56474912
you will never be a man

>>56475018
My big floppy penis and pregnant wife suggest otherwise

>>56474965
Dude just say it, you're on an anonymous basket weaving forum

>>56475064
It stops being anonymous if you say your name, retard. Especially when you're the only man in the country with that name.

>>56474912
Kerry? In my experience there are two types of people named Kerry: middle-aged English women and fat bald guys from Iowa

>>56475162
It is Kerry-tier, but more feminine. And that's the last thing I'll say about the name itself. The question is
>how do I profit

Hi Ashley, fancy seeing you here

>>56474912
Based and johnnycashpilled

>>56475264
It's a good song d e s u s e n p a i

>>56475264
This.
>And it's that name that helped to make you strong

>>56475294
It's a good song, doesn't mean the meme is true.

>>56475340
Irl, that kid named Sue was bullied mercilessly, transitioned in the 11th grade, learned programming, and be ame a happy quirky open source developer and advocate of trans rights. Extremely based.

>>56474912
It was probably traditionally a male name.

>>56475353
This, its a wonder I'm not a fag

I've met guys called Kimberly and Stacey before. It can't be worse than Stacey.

>>56474912
Well if your looking for a job and apply by submitting your resume online, you could let the HR assume your actually a woman, and probably get some comfy easy job as a diversity hire through the favoritism given to women these days.

Your name is murder, can you not tell?

>>56474912
Same. My whole childhood I remember telling people my name and them saying “that’s a girls name”. Adults, kids, didn’t matter. What is worse is when I was really young like 4-8 I had this silky hair and long eyelashes so a lot of people thought I was a girl.

And I grew up in the 80s and 90s when machismo masculinity was still a big thing.

I had to get tough and fought a lot.

Later in life (probably starting around mid 20s) I became very confident and secure, and I was handsome and scored lots of chicks.

But profit from it? Nah.

>>56474912
Ashley is also a boy's name as well.

>>56475550
ashleysupermodel

>>56475521
This unironically benefits me sometimes. I notice people treat me differently when they assume I'm a woman over email or something vs when they know I'm a man.
Chicks have it so fucking easy. I know first-hand.

>>56475575
ID changed again, wtf

>>56475353
Was that the imaginary life tranny Sue saw in his mind as he was swinging from the rope?

>>56475546
Why don't you just change your name retard? You let a couple of clueless rednecks (your parents) ruin your life and you just accept it as an unavoidable part of life? Unless you are secretly gay as fuck and you like it?

>>56475226
almost named my son Ashley, unironically

>>56475620
Nta, but I didn't change mine because it is a part of me. It's like saying
>your arm is deformed, why don't you just cut it off and replace it with a prosthetic
I could, but I have suffered through it in the worst ways imaginable already. Changing it now would not be true to who I am and all the shit I went through as a kid owing to it.

>>56474912
LMAO WAS IT SUE?

>>56475749
This is kinda stupid ngl. I have a really dumb hippie name and I changed mine a few years ago (I am in my mid twenties) to one I thought suited me more. Nothing you described is a factor, I just have a less stupid name now. Everyone still calls me by my old name but new people I meet I give my new name.

>>56474912
Grift internet simps by becoming a vtuber using your real name with an anime girl avatar

>>56474912
Take out life insurance and

>>56475992
You can actually do this as of this past month or so with a good stable RVC merge, a realtime client (w-okada/voice-changer), Audacity, and and an AI noise cancelling system like nvidia broadcast. I've done it. You have to pipe your AI voice output and some generic background noise (like a loop of a fan or air conditioner) together through the same virtual audio channel, do some EQ to damage the RVC voice quality and mask inconsistencies, and pipe the result through the AI noise cancelling tool, which filters out the noise and damaged quality and upscales it to sound like a real female voice with a cheap-ish mic. You just need some basic audio engineering skills to tweak it until it sounds natural. Tricked a group of software devs on Discord with it who are savvy to this stuff and they didn't suspect a thing.

>>56475264
Little know fact: Shelby Silverstein wrote that song for him and has performed it with him. They seemed to be good friends

>>56476096
Of course you’d make that effort to sound like a woman

>>56476285
Of course I do. I play VRChat. I've learned that being a shy male, nobody will interact with you & you are essentially invisible. Being a shy female gets you tons of attention from both sexes.