/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey ah na na, bear market is over
Hey ah na na, over
Hey ah na na, portfolio is broken
Hey ah na na, broken
Hey ah na na, puts are worthless
Hey ah na na, worthless
Hey ah na na, my money is stolen
Hey ah na na, stolen

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, I won't short tomorrow
Hey ah na na, tomorrow
Hey ah na na, I suspend the shares I borrow
Hey ah na na, borrow, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

Hey ah na na, my net worth has fallen
Hey ah na na, fallen
Hey ah na na, don't recommend you leverage short
Hey ah na na, short, yeah

What I see is unreal
I've written my own puts
Drank the Kool-Aid, so young
I'm crawling back to short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poo2xaEhrHE

FUCK BEARS!

First for larping as extremely wealthy divvy investor and telling zoomers to pull themselves up by their bootstraps like i did

And just like that...

>>56474558
This is the most middling /smg/ ever

it's a bobo world out there

I just went all in on SPY calls in preparation of the Santa rally. Let's get that free money.

What a great time to buy.

Buydenomics is finding out what happens when you lie about every economic metric and change their definitions for 3 years...
EVERYONE.STOPS.TRUSTING.YOU.EVEN.THE.NORMIES.KNOW.HOW.FUCKED.THEY.ARE

>>56474587
FUCK! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>HIGHER
L
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N
G
E
R

>buy the dip into peak growth, peak yields, and peak earnings

>>56474587
Even the statue of Liberty will be replaced by a statue of St. Bobo

Can we get some bottom based posting in the thread?

It's time SOXL and UPRO darlings. Did you sell?

Legit going to walk away for a few days. How do people handle losing 5 figures let alone a grand?

Guys I literally started buying options this week…bought some calls…I’m down $400….which is roughly 13% of my portfolio….I have no idea what I’m doing :( I feel like an idiot and I really should have done more research before buying options. Should I just sell these now and cut my losses?

>>56474592
damn what prompt do I do for this angel?

>>56474611
That's a man

>>56474616
>How do people handle losing 5 figures let alone a grand?
He's not apathetic when investing. Lmfao.

Wait why is volkswagen so fucking low? I don't know shit about car stocks but I was checking them for the first time they all are are in the shit, I don't know if picking up VOW or F

Whole port puts

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>>56474579
You mean me?
I don't need to larp here about anything.
Been working and investing (and re-investing divcies) since i was 25 yo and started working. Almost 40 now, time flies.
I come and go here because i enjoy the discussions sometimes even when every general is worse than the next one.
Now go and buy those 0DTE so you make a quick buck to sip more Dew and Doritos.

Beef, it's what's for dinner
* this ad brought to you by the National Bobo Council

Facebook meta be like
>A good earnings report? TIME TO DROP 20 DOLLARS BABY

>>56474617
thanks for playing

>>56474622
>stick to the strat
>ignore the double top

>>56474620
Lol.
>>56474617
Yikes. idk, can you afford to lose more money?

>>56474633
Its weird that you knew exactly who i was talking about if its not an accurate summation

>>56474616
Dunno but remember that the guys you are playing against have probably blown up at least 10x the amount of money you have

Wow janny is a tranny fucking faggot removing based bottom posting shit face does it for free... Buy ORLEN financially speaking sell diesel and gasoline to Ukraine simple as.

next few month will be pain for everyone who trades shot term in only one direction. This will be one choppy market grinding down until SPY hits 360.

>>56474647
Meds, nigger.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time to buy SWBI before the inevitable regulation scare and spike in sales?

God damn it just keeps going.

Surf and Turf for breakfast

>>56474633
>still haven't out performed a boomer vanguard ETF MGK
>"i-i just like paying taxes o-0kay!?!"
kys

I hate legacy media.
>even though everyone smashed earnings we don’t know why it’s down so we will make up bullshit and change the narrative as we feel
HAMAS

What fucking stock gets a good report and drops 20 dollars in a day bros?

>>56474617
Who told you to buy options? Don't buy options. Just stick to shares and ETF's. Yes, sell those and cut your losses, you will learn a lesson. Count yourself extremely lucky you didn't win, because if you had the "easy money" would have poisoned you and you would keep buying calls until your account inevitably exploded for a much higher amount than the current damage.

>>56474665
>Time to buy
No, just literally put a piece of duct tape over the buy button right now

>>56474669
When your tax is $4 it doesnt matter either way

BUDDY LOOK AT NVDA COMPUTER

>>56474662
What kind of pathetic AAAA'ing is that.
I wanna see some REAL AAAAAAs. SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE.

>>56474672
Fucking IBM is up.

>>56474643
>HOOD.
Get the fuck out maggot.

>>56474667
I'm not bullish but don't be too confident. They could always do the stupid V reversal that they love doing this year

>>56474681
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>56474651
yeah but they're not playing with their own money

>>56474669
Still net 90k€/year in divvies after taxes.
Whats your return?

EAT RED YOU FANTASTIC BUTTHOLES

>>56474613
That's my secret
I never sell

>>56474695
It will happen, I'm just a little more surprised every day it doesn't.

why soxl is green if we're crashing?

>WOMAN IN CHARGE
>NEVER ONCE

>>56474617
I remember you anon, strikes were fine but your direction wasn't. Theta raped you or the measure of days to expiration "dte". When an option contract has less than 60dte it decays in value if it's out of the money, with under 45dte that decay becomes exponential. You bought "weeklies" and those are also called "fd" or fast drawdowns, also know as fucking dumbs because it's 50/50 you gotta have a quick move in the direction or your call or put to get screenshot worthy returns. My advice here is to cut your losses. That amzn maybe has a chance but it comes with event risk from jpow next week. Look at the call debit spreads and credit spreads in this picture. On rh i think you may need level 2-3 options, if level 3 they give you a handy little spread builder, but even with level two buying a call and selling one at the same time will make a spread, these are cheaper but cap potential profit. Don't stop playing these but always have a long term holdings of common stock. I also suggest only using spy, iwm, and qqq for options until you figure it out, doing them on individual tickers is dangerous on weeklies just like in your pic. I think amzn has earnings soon so hold it.

IT WAS A BULL TRAP AFTERALL
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
PULL UP PULL UP

your commentary of this chart?

Bear bros we will tank this market. (so I can buy cheapies).

>>56474713
I’m going to go out and fuck a some woman and take my unyielding rage out on her. Fuck this bullshit. I know I’m a smarty pants. I also know when HAMAS was right

>>56474724
where have I seen this before...

Mommy!

>>56474617
Just donate directly wall street you uneducated HOOD rat. Buy T-bills and gold and read books until you know what you're doing.

>>56474696
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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>>56474713
Fuck this bitch

>>56474724
I'm glad I was at least employed long enough to pay off the loan for my CS degree.
Fuck.

FUCK. I WOMT SELL. I WOULD RATHER SEE THESE ALL EXPIRE THAN ADMIT I WAS WRONG

JINGDONG BROTHERS THEY LAUGHED AT US! 50$ BY END OF Q1 2024!

>>56474054
I told you..
You never listen..

please Gamma anon, keep us informed about the gamma flip line

In this moment I am euphoric.
Not because of phony shlomo dumps but because mumus are getting heemed.

Germany will never have cheap electricity again.
ISAR 2, one of the last three nuclear energy plants that had been operating in Germany until April 2023, is already "too far gone after half a year out of service, and couldn't come online again, even if we wanted" according to a manager of the company that operated it.
Decomissioning work has begun, all the nuclear fuel moved out of the reactor, and the skilled staff needed to run it aren't available anymore. They all claimed their pensions and f*ed off to southern Spain/the Greek islands/Thailand.
Source: https://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen/muenchen-aktuell/rueckbau-laeuft-kein-neustart-von-isar-2-mehr-moeglich-85874640.bild.html

>>56474724
>>56474731

>>56474761
Yeah I really liked those posts.
I never took PDE with the engineering majors so I can't solve Black Scholes.

>>56474754
The only salvageable one is the the MSOS one anyway. The rest are down so much you might as well hope that they rug the bears

>AND I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WERE AT LEAST I KNOW ISRAELS FREE

>>56474727
No survivors

>>56474758
single days incoming. it's time load on the holy 3 for mad gainz

Meta max pain 307

Be careful Bears

>>56474715
Really great advice, thank you anon

STOP FUCKING BEAR POSTING YOU INSUFFERABLE LOSER NIGGER FAGGOTS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>56474715
See what I mean? See this image? What is this gobbledygook? Who has time to stare at Rorschach images disguised as bizarro geometric red-green fields all day and believe "this will make me rich lmao"? This is the product of a deranged mind, do not buy options and just stick to index ETF's.

>still up 0.03% somehow
I'll take it

>>56474702
all a larp unless you post proof.
I made $200k in unrealized gains chud just trust be bro lol

>>56474788
eh, whatever. Enjoy getting wiped out. I guess one loss on the option cool-aid wasn't enough, it will take two shots for you.

>>56474770
zoom in

GM

>>56474715
not that anon but thanks for the image, have my amzn play in return

>>56474795
Oh, so it's an ego thing.
Good for you.

>>56474775
it doesn't take a lot of effort if you already have the basics. just get the MIT OCW material and you'll be able to get it

You shouldve at least had a headge parachute to absorb some of the damage mumu

Amazon earnings..
we've had such crazy consumer spending, "confirmed" by report after individual consumer report, as well as GDP today..
so..
Amazon reports big beat, great numbers, however they indicate that their AWS, the real cash cow and what investors are interested in, will report weakness and/or guide much lower
just like META, rally in the immediate afterhours, then sell off is my prediction

>>56474787
max pain will move lower as the price goes lower, it's a constantly changing moving target that is rewritten as people write new options around the current price.

I just cannot wait for AMZN to save the market! Hahahaha. When AMZN misses by half a percent and everyone buys the dip! And we revert back to last week prices. Hahahahahaha

Is there no way to trade 24 hour funds like UNG and USO 24 hours on Fidelity like E*TRADE, (and of course BASED HOOD)?

why is VNQ up 1.61% today anons?

>>56474826
Etrade lets you submit AH orders on 24hr stuff. There's like no liquidity though so I never bother. Plus I'll be fucked if I'm keeping it open more than I already do. I spend way too much time on that site as it is.

>>56474791
Take some spreads anon you'll be fine.

>>56474810
it seems to be for you lol I post my portfolio in here all the time.

>>56474815
>we've had such crazy consumer spending, "confirmed" by report after individual consumer report, as well as GDP today..

More like a ton of revised unreliable data ad inflation in everything that has only been somewhat slowed and continues to rise unchecked. How fucking blind are you? People are buying less and less while having to spend the same amounts or just debtmaxx like a chad.

>>56474815
One anon said about Google that they "jerked around" their cloud customers, while Microsoft actually made an effort to support their product.
How does AWS compare to the two regarding reputation among customers? or am I asking the wrong question and it is just about the huge government contracts.

Which stocks are good rn niggas?

>>56474847
What happened last night?

>>56474836
>Pending home sales in the United States rose by 1.1% from the previous month in September of 2023, trimming the 11-month high 7.1% plunge in the previous period and surprising market expectations of a 1.8% drop. The results, seen as a leading indicator for the US housing market, challenged a series of contracting developments as mortgage rates continued to soar. Across various US regions, contract signings rose significantly in the Midwest, and to lesser extents in the South and the Northeast. On the other hand, signings edged lower in the West. Pending home sales fell by 11% from the previous year in September, slower than the 18.7% decline seen in August. source: National Association of Realtors

>>56474802
Okay how far can that channel extend to the right? I really thought we could force a squeeze today but oh well. Calls soon enough. Just stacking dividend traps atm.

>>56474849
anon.. that is literally why I had the word "confirmed" in quotes
your reading comprehension is very, very poor.

At least cannabis stocks aren’t getting heemed! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>56474862
sounds bearish why is the sector higher then?

>>56474852
Possible, I know microsoft does some intense shilling to universities to create azure courses (had to take one as part of my program I didn't care for it), and google cloud is never even mentioned as existing. That said, google sucks, I haven't used their search engine for years now because it seemed to start sucking worse and worse over time.

>>56474863
a lot longer than you think

>>56474852
AWS is kind of the "standard" one. The feelings I get from people on eg HN is mixed, it's not the intense hate like with GCP especially since when things blow up there are tons of anecdotes of people calling support and Amazon just kind of "waving it away." The UI is absolute fucking trash but it's a B2B product and everyone is moving to automation for this stuff anyway (God damn terriform, I might kill myself if I have to write another line of some declarative DSL like that.)

All you have to do to make it is pick the right direction, and time both the tops and bottoms perfectly during violent moves, then switch to crab plays when nothing is happening, then repeat the above steps perfectly over and over and you will be set for life!

>>56474775
https://perfiliev.co.uk/market-commentary/how-to-calculate-gamma-exposure-and-zero-gamma-level/

>>56474844
I have bought and sold with plenty enough liquidity many times overnight on HOOD and assume that E*TRADE would have essentially the same bid/asks, but can't find anything in my new shitty Fidelity account indicating it allows for it at all.

>>56474884
I bull when I should’ve bear

>>56474867
didnt see the"... carry on.

>>56474879
So drawing that channel is pretty irrelevant, i don't want to dance with mr.snibs.

So is anyone making money or are you all just bobo posting for fun?

>>56474848
I'll repeat, good for you.
You're way brave for doing that, something i'll never do.
I like to talk about companies and investment opportunities, not openly brag (except when someone attacks my method) about them.
That said, my next buy is gonna be O, even though i think i have REITS covered with VICI and CCI, they have room and pay a fine divvie.

>>56474708
Exit liquidity

>>56474873
figuratively and literally smoked

>>56474888
WE TOLD YOU THAT EXUBERANCE CAN BE MADE UP IN A SINGLE DAY

>>56474898
the dance will continue all the way down.

An excellent attempt at a pump this morning mumu. Unfortunately, the powers that be have other plans in mind for your investments.

>>56474885
There are 3 stray cats that roam about my house and the surrounding area. I named them Gamma, Vega, and Theta. Next one I will call Delta. Anywho, is this bullish or bearish for my life?

>>56474906
>Tomorrow

What a mixed bag. I feel this is very ominous for some reason

>>56474852
Big in SE Asia. Had a big (and i mean BIG) customer shift their entire project from Azure to AWS.

>>56474784
Based. I'm loaded up to the tits the fact that I'm illiquid and lacking cash making me FUME right now.

im break even on my SQQQ. I am a genius!

>>56474918
>megacaps down majorly
it really is over, how do people not understand this?

>>56474911
NVDA completing its pattern is >6points away

>>56474925
And then your gonna get greedy and hold it too long instead of finally getting out after being tied up for months!

I really need some green dildos

>>56474885
Wow that's great, thanks.

>>56474941
All I can find is this red one for you sorry

>>56474938
what a ride that was hahaha

>>56474940
I'll exit at $58

>>56474900
if you haven't out performed QQQ or MGK then you are doing it wrong.

>>56474934
I just accepted it. I won’t capitulate, but I’ve accepted my losses. Just gotta wait till next pay day and replay the wheel.
>META SHITTING HE BED BECAUSE A WHORE NOTICED ISRAEL

Paypal bros how much lower can we go oh no

NVDA has officially crushed its final resistance between here and $300.

The crash is finally here

>>56474713
Li has led this company from $4/share to over $90. You will never be a real woman, cope seethe and dilate.

>>56474941
Anon please I'm at work

>>56474957
are your brothers in the room with us now

>>56474963
Not if you're on smg you aren't, start being productive

It's not a crash until we go under 400

Wtf

>>56474956
Fucking stupid bitch, I remember seeing the earnings report yesterday and got happy, no WAY it won't be green tomorrow. Then bam, 20 dollars loss over night. Fuck this whore

>>56474960
It's just (JUST)
A little crash (CRASH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYGJel4SsAs

>>56474952
Uh, well when it reverse splits that means you loose half your shares, but the price will look great, right?

>>56474966
i hope so I don't wanna be alone its scary...

>>56474941
Verdigris is kinda green, right?

>>56474962
Fuck her and fuck you. A real woman would actually say some stupid shit and crash a stock on record earnings! I hope that whore gets gang raped. For real

>>56474973
YES GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>56474934
Look at S&P 7 computer...

>>56474973
Oof. Time to open up one in the gfs name now

God candle

>>56474957
What a shit company. I wish they had more debt so they could go bankrupt.

minor setback for a major comeback

>Portfolio still getting heemed at 30% JEPI 70% cash (surely this will protect me in the event of a market downturn!)
>Everything is retard expensive
>career over in <10 years from AI or outsourcing
>Work introduced producity goals and are looking to cut people
It's over

>>56474990
I need 360 please and thank you.

>>56474955
I hold MSFT since 2008, spent 1k monthly investing in them for a whole 2 years, then i moved with KO.
Only with them i destroyed your QQQ or your megacap ETF.

>>56475003
You getting fired is what the fed wants

>>56475004
kek

>>56474992
That's actually kinda good. Tech is coming back down to earth and the other 490+ stocks in the S&P get a little pump. We need more balance. The SPY/RSP ratio is way WAY out of whack to where it should be. I was hoping we could get there without much carnage but I guess you get it how you get it

>imagine being overleveraged right now

>>56475003
>Work introduced producity goals
What kind of psychos like these?

Pause bros WAGMI

>>56475025
how much do i need to have to have a girl look at me like this?

>>56474724
>>56474731
Wow thanks for the heads up. Look at the bars isn't it obvious the bars will repeat? It's like pottery it rhymes.

>>56475007
I held apple since 1985 and spent 5k a day investing in them for 10 years. i am literally warren buffet.

>he wasn't holding NATGAS when today's EIA report was released just now

>>56475037
yeah

what a strange price action. I though they'd be a harder sell desu

>>56475041
Good for you.

>>56475053
I got shook outta nat gas many moons ago

>>56475033
look her in the eyes, when she's full of dopamine serotonin and adrenaline

>>56474968
It’s going to happen. There is no reason for SPY, QQQ, or any of them to start climbing in a sustained way.

>>56475068
>bottom is in

>>56475054
Yeah bro totally I mean just look at ESG isn't it fucked up? Also the FED printing all this fake money. Isn't it obvious society is collapsing?

>>56475024
I agree, there was always a backlash coming.
At one point during the last few days' heeming, WM (waste management) was the best performing stock of the S&P 500 kek

>>56474906
That video is legendary. Classic

>>56475076
idk about collapsing societies but them stocks do be goin down you know what I'm sayin?

>>56475066
>look in her eyes
i.....can't. past trauma has made me avoid eye contact all together.

>>56474906
somebody post it

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THE ECONOMY GREW!!!! THATS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY!!!!!!

>>56475057
>

>>56475041
Warren, is it "burk SHIRE" or "burk SURE"?

>>56475094
>RECORD EARNINGS ON ALL TECH
>BUT ISRAEL DECLARED WAR OR TERROR

>>56475079
>WM (waste management) was the best performing stock of the S&P 500
like pottery

>>56475068
>no reason for SPY to start climbing
me, I'm the reason. I'm buying the whole market back.

be deadass with me bro. is it over?

I mean seriously, when bears wake up and see that the market isn't completely shitting the bed the day after a day like yesterday, what the fuck are they thinking?? I can just hear the goalpost shifting happening in real time. "Yeah well the NEXT spooky thing will cause the ACTUAL CRASH!" Just get a fucking grip guys, not every single thing can be a bearish catalyst. Sometimes (most of the time) you're just fucking wrong. Admit that you've been bamboozled by Big Money.

>>56475084
Clearly the pattern is repeating also the downward wedge clearly shows we're crashing big time. I'm retiring from this short, I'm all in.

>>56475116
yes.

>>56475068
When do you think it will drop below $400? I got SPY $410/$400/$390 butterflies for December, obviously they are up nicely this week, but I want it to take its time. Looks like I'll be cutting them early but it definitely going my way finally

>>56475116
over fr fr but we might be gettin sum of dat dead cat bounce you know?

the market is dropping
and i've lost all my gains
i might just start doing
a whole lot of cocaine

>>56475116
It hasn't even begun no cap.

>>56475116
No survivors

>MUMU lmao
t. Boboid

I really hate that on CMC you can't just save a specific price as entry or exit level but it is a percentage. So if I order a short from a higher point it is 1% above the level we are. This is why so many of my shorts would have opened at 14810-14820 DAX. We only got to about 14790. I went to sleep and no fuckin short got opened. I could type in 14790 as entry, but I would have to copypaste that number in each order. It's REALLY fuckin bad. Same for take profit, you have to pick a distance of points like 50 or 100 or more. You can type in 14700, but you'd also have to copy paste it individually in each order. FUCK OFF CMC, IG is better than you on this. I'm going back to sleep you whore marketmaker faggot, this explains why your stock is going down.

Why are small caps rallying?

>>56475134
you have no money for cocaine
let alone a beer
but it'll all be just fine
if you profit off of fear

So are they pulling money from the stonks and crypto to keep bond yields down now?

>>56475158
No I missed my chance to buy puts

>>56475128
That I honestly can’t say. It’s a lot easier to know where price will land than when it will get there. All I know is SPY is going under 400 a lot sooner than it’s going to 480. The bull thesis right now is pure delusion. They caught their gf sucking a dick and quickly turned their head and ran out and are like “haha I forgot how much she likes hotdogs.” The bulls are Will Smith/Jada tier currently.

>>56475144
Missed the whole fuckin scamwick because of this, man. I'll tell them this. If they aren't able to change this, they'll lose all customers. FFS, what's so hard to make allow precise price orders.

>>56475157
flight to crap

>>56475157
A lot of the russel is regional banks check kre the regional bank etf, there's your answer.

>>56475157
Because it must be helpful to the privileged class

Fuck you guys. This shit is retarded.

>>56475157
russell holding onto its last resistance. It's no wonder there's some kicking from small caps.

>>56475157
better a small cap than no cap

>>56475168
Jesus christ this is seriously some of the most deluded shit I've seen on here so far.

>>56475157
>>56475175
>>56475171
Remember when everyone said small caps would lead the rally?

>>56475169
>>56475144
Now we're going up again, but this time it won't be a scamwick and my orders will be in red after being executed, I bet.

>>56475180
That's pretty far out of the money, like really far.

lmao wthwt mumu?

>>56475157
Because it's happening.

>>56475196
I’m poor. I just got wiped out of my previous fun money because some dumb hoe said Middle East during a record smashing earnings. I’m just going full bull on META and no one is going to stop me.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
TECH TROON FAGGOTS
ARE QUEER NIGGER CLOWNS

>>56475171
Interesting
>>56475175
TKD
>>56475184
fr fr
>>56475189
when did everyone say that? lol

I will buy calls when RSI is at 30

Easiest dip I ever bought

>>56475218
on the other hand if this resistance is bust, say hello to $1000

So if Meta rips back to 330 these are worth 2500? Off 20 bucks?

>>56475217
kek

>>56475196
You thought that’s far?

>>56475168
Where do you see QQQ going a few months out? I'm thinking of opening wide target range plays on them. I don't care about the chop as long as it goes my direction

>>56475235
>So if Meta rips back to 330
....

>>56475171
>regional banks
Nobody has mentioned them lately. Maybe it is better this way.

>>56475218
TKD?

Whew

S&P 4220 by tomorrow
DAX 14900

>>56475053
Sorry, I only short natty gas when the adjusted front month contract is under the 200 day moving average and touches the top of the bollinger band. I will never EVER go long natty gas. The carry costs are too high so contango will rekt your shit. The only thing worse to hold is vix futures

another day of not selling and going negative instead fuck this gave earth

absolutely massive green dildo.

Wouldn't it be funny if we got a reverse bart and ended up nowhere for the day?

>>56475275
>https://youtu.be/pwHuEDCM7xs?feature=shared
Market theme

>society is collapsing

>>56475158
I would like to choke that swan please sir thanks

>>56475231
Pasta ratio lines say 1511

>>56475302
If it's collapsing from inflation or the fed playing a shell game with reverse repo that's bullish.

>>56475302
yeah

>>56475302
>TFW it isn't and just drags along

Will my harddrive still work when WDC is going to zero within the next hours?

>>56475254
see /pol/ /chip/ and you will understand

>>56475320
It depends on which one you bought. If it had a picture of a black lady with an iPhone on it then no.

I think AMZN is going to miss bigly. Should I do it?

the stock market is a scam

>>56475331
You wont do shit pussy.

>>56475331
fuck no

>>56475171
DPST bros.. inshallah

>b-b-but they had good earnings why stock no go up??????

I can't believe after all this time people still don't understand that markets price in shit they don't even realize is priced. The big megacaps are trading at massive multiples relative to the rest of the index. They're priced for MASSIVE earnings not "good" earnings. Anything but huge fucking W will result in them losing mcap.

>>56475331
I just called support and said my package got stolen, go for it

>>56475242
Depends on the reaction to AMZN’s earnings which I think will be negative regardless of how good their earnings are (which I think will be very positive). SPY is going under 400. QQQ down to 330 and then probably even lower than that I think would make even the most delusional people like >>56475189 finally wake up and smell the (very red) roses.

>>56475331
they will beat and slip nonetheless. Not worth the IV crush tho.

>>56475235
What happened? Did META unironically save the economy just now?

>>56475331
16k worth? Legendary, but no, you shouldn't do that.

>>56475331
risking 15k to win 1M seems like a good risk reward desu maybe im degen

shalom

Is there something like a bear dividend fund? Something like a JEPQ or JEPI with monthly divvies from coveted calls but that the share price goes up when market goes down?

>>56475373
shalom won't pump my oil bags
please go unexist gaza

another day of /smg/ mouthbreathers shorting megacaps and index funds while the actual shitcos that are going to $0 get ignored

Western Digital, what's going on??

>>56475356
>>56475331
a safer play would be a put credit spread

>>56475355
>>56475346
I mean really, genuinely, where the fuck do you guys get off saying "the economy is collapsing!!!!" when these companies are bringing in multiple billions of dollars every 3 months? By no measure are they doing badly, and over time they've only done better and better. The bearish faggots doubting them have repeatedly been SO undeniably wrong it amazes me when you double and triple down on saying the same shit. It's nonsensical; I know you DESPERATELY want the world to collapse but after a certain amount of time you just need to get fucking real.

Release yourself from the stress of buying options. Sleep well at night knowing your financial future is bright and the ups and down of the market don’t matter. Learn about the relevance of dividend investing
>>56457577
>>56457577

>>56475389
this is fine

>>56475331
Buy $10k in double diagonals and $5k in puts big dawg

>>56475389
Oh, Kioxia merger ain't happening after all...

>>56475391
Sorry wrong direction
a call credit spread

>>56475389
The West is not doing great

>>56475384
Puts for individual stocks are higher priced and much riskier imo. If you have picks I am all ears though

Oh god now it's even worse than before

>>56475331
Please. For me.

I'm now 60% liquid

hahaha lol

>>56475331
do you have a price target?

>>56475331

>>56475395
Yea you’re right you got me. QQQ and SPY are going to make new all time highs in these conditions before returning to lows they were at a few months ago in better conditions. You cracked the case.

>>56475406
Why doesn't Japan want shortsighted foreigners to own all their most valuable things? I don't get it.

>>56475418
I’m 100% liquid. I’m fucked!

>>56475419
breh..

>>56475409
thats crazy how the more volatile asset with higher pay off also has a higher risk

>>56475331
goooooooo

>the top 4 stocks in the s&p 500 make up 20% of the index

I actually laugh at the normoids still falling for the "passive" scam. There is nothing fucking passive about current year index investing. It's all literally a bet on 7 stocks doing well all concentrated in tech shit. It's literally the opposite of passive and diversified.

Press S to spit on Bogle's corpse

>>56475331
Do it pussy. But seriously only do it if you think that you can live without that 16k

>>56475419
Fren. We must talk about your, ahem. Perversions

>>56475442
the supply chain of the top 10 companies in the S&P 500 is connected to 80% of the other 490 companies

>>56475419
Glad to see someone keeps the tradition.

>>56475458
Nice cope

I can't bake the next one bros gg

>>56475396
Well answer this question please divviefag, thanks
>>56475382

>>56475449
Yeah, what kind of degen actually gets tips from Fundseeder. disgusting

>>56475442
>Massive companies that consistently provide high quality goods and services to individuals, businesses and governments around the entire world shouldn't be worth tons of money
I just truly don't understand how you faggots end up with this mindset, it's such contrarian bullshit

>>56475395
Gamble away then. I don't buy anything without conviction

>>56475442

>>56475395
post ur bags lol

>>56475395
>brings in billions of dollars in revenue
>spends billions of dollars
what is P/E ratios and EPS lol

>>56475470
The equal weighted S&P has outperformed SPY over the last 20 years

lets try that again

>>56475331
Someone needs exit liquidity for their shorts.

Baking

>>56475484
>>56475479
>>56475474
Yeah again, you have no actual response to the core of what's being said. The companies provide things people want. That's why they're worth tons of money. You aren't going to convince anyone that Big Tech is doing badly.

how low can AAPL realistically go? i'm thinking of pulling profit. it wasn't much and it seems to have stopped moving

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56475406
I thought WD was effectively Taiwanese.

>>56475498
anon if people cannot afford their $2k gaming card or their $1,200 smart phone that is the same as their last one with a slightly better camera what then?
there are anons in here eating rice and beans because they cannot afford meat.

>>56475507
I have to admit I haven't kept up with the ownership, I just wanted to make a very bad pun

>>56475442
Yeah, whenever you buy and sell your index fund, it's at the market price - which is "active" in that it's what active traders negotiated at that particular moment. You can't escape that; you can't be 100% passive. But you can still try to do as little trading as possible during your investing lifetime. That's what "passive" means in practice.

>>56475395
Overpriced is overpriced.
Here's a good investment for you https://www.amazon.com/Intelligent-Investor-Definitive-Investing-Essentials/dp/0060555661

>>56475495
Why is it every time I migrate to a new /smg/ it feels like I'm selling the old /smg/ at the bottom and buying the new top? Does it always just go downhill starting from the first post? Does the aggregate average /smg/ also trend down over time? What was it like? I barely remember /rhg/

>>56475477
checked but this stinks of commie filth. Like allegory ad reductio ad absurdum

>>56475518
Every forum and every thread on every forum decays like options.
Except that one thread on the LOTR forum that went for years where they finally figured out exactly which rune Gandalf drew on Bilbo's door. That one was ITM.

We told you people not to get involved in that.

>>56475465
Her body and butterface makes my pp rock hard but her “”dancing”” is so repulsive that I go flaccid immediately

>>56475395
look at amzn
P/E of 102
that means 102 years before the fair price is met. Maybe its a good investment on your timeline.
You really think no better retailer will arise in the next 102 years? and also too the next number is the most important number as it sets the tone for the 101 years in remainder. lets say they have a miss and knock the p/e to 120. Are you really going to not sell to get those 18 years back?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56475537
I take it you are not winning, son

>>56475534
You havin a giggle there m8?

>>56475524
smbc is old webcomic stuff, and the auther thinks he's smarter than everyone with his little jokes, but he does occasionally make me smile a little.

Should I take a stab at nvda and do a call credit spread? Pasta ratio points to 308 if this support breaks.

>>56475512
>>56475512
Lmfao you've shown your hand. Per usual, you faggots either have zero concept of shopping around so you just buy the most expensive thing advertised to you, or you're purposefully cherry picking high priced shit. You can get a shit hot phone for under $500, and with payment plans or cell contracts the phones are almost "free". Same with gaming cards (kind of a weird example though since, y'know, most of those semi companies are mainly producing chips for data centers), you can get screaming hot cards for under $500. The people complaining about grocery prices literally have no idea how/what to cook, and/or they only shop at the expensive grocery stores because "ew I'm not going to the poor people grocery store!"

RED RED DAY
>Funds are settling.
Well it was nice to watch I guess... make sure to go neon green when I can buy again.

are we building back better lads

>>56475568
If you pay more than $100 for any kind of portable computer you're fucking retarded and shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

>>56475560
that's basically the great gap fill that all nvidiots are sweating will NEVER happen

I need the semiteconductors to die.

>>56475560
>The red on the MACD
Lol anyone would look at that and think that something bad must have happened to the company. Meanwhile they keep making more money than ever. Bunch of shorting, that's all it is.

>>56475560
>copearithmic scale

>>56475512
I would just like to clarify that I began eating rice and beans when I couldn't afford meat, but am still eating rice and beans now that I *can* afford meat (thanks to BASED BOIL) because I'm building runway instead of eating like a KANG.

>Japan's currency traded near its weakest since October 2022 after stronger-than-expected U.S. housing data raised speculation about further rate increases by the Federal Reserve
So it's literally all just speculation and people trying to cash in on the yen's weakness. The market is not lined up with reality right now, all this nonsense is going to catch up to the speculators

>>56475652
This is literally the bear thesis.

Thank you Mr. Buffet for forcing the market to re-re-evaluate OXY after that CVX-HES acquisition

There is another smg out there and nobody told me.

>>56475663
I'm saying it's going to unwind the way that bears don't want it to. Japan is going to aggressively strengthen the yen through new monetary policy instead of dumping bonds, which blows up the Japan-selling-US-bonds bear thesis.

>>56475568
>ew I'm not going to the poor people grocery store!
My wife is like this. I'm like fuck you we're going to Aldi's
>I don't actually say fuck you to my wife

>>56475677
where!?!?!

>>56475692
There's no way Japan would raise rates, that would be the end of the Japanese economy.

>>56475701
Why?

The last smg

>>56475692
>Japan is going to aggressively strengthen the yen through new monetary policy instead of dumping bonds
Sure.

>>56475719
>>56475668

>>56475716
There's no demand in the economy, if credit got expensive at all it would absolutely crater.

>>56475003
In a meeting. Whole team is complaining, management won't budge. Everyone who spent time helping other employees is getting heemed today because it doesnt reflect as "points" on their own individual tickets. None of us are going to help each other out again. I fucking hate work. I hope the fucking market swandives so hard that the nation descends into anarchy. I want live briefly and violently, until I get eaten by cannibal raiders in a squalid bunker.

>>56475872
feels bad man

>>56474852
i am a graduate student in a university, and my advisor was deciding between using GCP, AWS and Azure.

according to him amazon barely gave a shit, and the GCP guys were the only ones putting in a real effort.

we have been using GCP and i find it to be pretty good, although admittedly i have barely any experience with AWS or azure.

i don't really get why people think GCP is shit

>>56475872
>Seniors complain none of the juniors do anything unless it's on a ticket.
>Go out of my way to read source code, build some stuff that's missing but we badly need because it's slowing is down
>3 point ticket rolls over to next sprint because review took for ever
>'REEEEE VELOCITY'

>>56474616
I've lost 13k lol