/biz/ - Business & Finance

We're gonna end the day green in sha2 allah

GDP miss

>Siemens Energy
>Siemens
kek

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to weapons manufacturers, Boomers on medicare, and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding crypto scams. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in shorter term bonds and bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, who gets welfare from the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. The Military Industrial Complex and giant agribusiness conglomerates get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Who will continue to bake /smg/ after the DHS loses all its funding?

>>56473120
It's okay I'll subsist on noodles off my MO dividends and keep /smg/ alive.

>>56473097
Holy fugg. Even with all the subsidies provided by the EU and Germany and they are still fugged. How? There has to be some leakage of money, some money laundering... pathetic

gdp 5%. hugh pump to stocks red eod. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>futures

>>56473099
>solely so they can give it to weapons manufacturers,
Never seen it like that, but you are right. I'm buying treasuries right now!

Oil bros...

>>56473099
this man is indirectly antishilling AVAV the best stock to buy

I wonder how this anon is doing right now

surely the bottom of this year must be in now

>>56473099
If you buy long term treasuries at a local top you get both a crazy interest payment that will beat inflation and the value of your bond will increase, both because of falling rates and because of the yield curve.

Long duration bonds from the Volcker scare were literally 5 baggers

I wouldn't do it now however because I fully expect persistent inflation this decade in the same vein as the 1970s.

>posting a gross sheboon
yeah we still got a ways to go before we actually bottom

siemens energy bros... wtf is happening?

>>56473222
ok and what were the equity returns from the volcker scare?

So my experiment of farming dudes on tinders for likes to raise elo to be shown to more women did not work. Straight up shadowbanned to women unless I paypig and then theyll throw a fat one

MADAME LAGARDE, DO SOMETHING

The ECB will save the entire stock market today

>>56473236
That's the the thing anon, all of your interest gains could be re-invested into assets.
Bond gains don't entirely rely on compounding the way that equity gains do.

>futures

>>56473251

>>56473224
powerless

>>56473261
>he forgot about all last ECB meetings resulting in a gigapump

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Global-Fossil-Fuel-Demand-Set-To-Hit-Record-High-In-2024.html

>>56473213
Yea we should bottoming financially speaking.

>USD/YEN above 150
Why is nobody talking about this (a hyperbole I know)? Shouldn't the BoJ be dumping huge amounts of US bonds?

>>56473370
>Shouldn't the BoJ be dumping huge amounts of US bonds?
For what?

>>56473370
they will, but at once and not immediately. They hope the market is afraid of the intervention and keeps it near 150 itself. The anticipation of an intervention usually works for a short time.

It snowed yesterday and they're calling for up to 6 inches more today.

We have only begun to have a total market collapse. 2022 was the worst year for stocks and bonds ever in the entire history of the stock market and it has only gotten worse this year. SPY will be 200 by the end of the year in the best case scenario.

>>56473381
To protect the JPY

My god, how often will DAX dump on the 5-15min, what is this shitshow trading after gigadump. As if we'd dump further, faggots wanna bait in bobos (me).

>>56473427
Agreed
>>56473434

>>56473448
They can raise interest rates for that the JPY will remain weak as long as they keep interest rates low. They need USD reserves to buy commodities.

>>56473455
Or they can offload their massive balance sheet. Biggest US Treasury baggies on the planet.

>>56473512
They have no reason to.

>futures

>>56473524
They have a reason to protect the JPY and they have sold US treasuries to that end.

OOF

>>56473532
Sell it all

I bet my shirt we'll see some articles "muh valuation were too high", "market need re assessment of stock values" and whatnot
And all the Analysts price target will be BTFO
How can you even get up in the morning and see yourself in the mirror after that, really

>>56473529
They don't use the USD to protect the JPY they buy commodities with dollars.

>>56473532
top signal

>>56473097
>They sold off nuclear to the French and cant do it anymore
>They bought spanish windmills but it makes only losses because quality sucks
>They remain able to build high-tech gas turbines, but our green economy minister will take care that they lose that business
Help bros, we are fucked, there will be no energy on the germoney except imported electricity from France and Czech, and solar panels from China
captcha: WARXWR

-2% more weeks to go before financial collapse

premarkte

Green by EOD, ATH by Q1 2024 fuck of insufferable bear faggots.

>>56473571
The only thing that will be at ATH early next year is mumu suicides.
screencap this post

*conveniently ignores the worst sell off yet yesterday*
*ignores the continued bleeding in futures*

We have only begun to plummet.

DIOS MIO, YELLEN, POWELL, DO SOMETHING. DOES LAGARDE HAVE TO DO THE JOB NOW FOR YOU?

>>56473571
>calls others insufferable
>instantly recognizable by his fuckin stupid pics he is using daily multiple times endlessly for eternity

>>56473370
they will, they just don't like to be predictable. So it might be just a random day or 152 or 155 where they finally dump hard

It's kind of insane watching the US dollar lose hedgemony in real time

>>56473614
Keep shorting buddy. See what happens.

So AMZN puts today are free money right? Even if they beat which they won’t the stock will drop.

wakey wakey corporate weapons of america!
lets make some money for the shareholders and your boss so he can buy his 5th house.

>>56473370
The GDP report will come in red hot, and that should do it. We’ll see how close the 10 year comes to uninverting when they do

>>56473651
If we're lucky they'll finally end their retarded yield control which has been choking them ever since the lost decade

Bought AMZN calls because earnings makes the stock go up right? I'm mew to this and someone told me to buy calls I hope I didn't make a mistake I used almost my whole two weeks check on it.

>"just set up auto-invest and forget about it until you retire"

I can't do this /smg/ , too paranoid that I'm fucking it up with investment choices

>>56473631
I will, already setting new orders in case we pump

>>56473670
Just buy everything then

>>56473670
Do pic related, sell covered calls, and set aside a few percent to gamble

>>56473665
the thing is that FAGMAN stocks are expected to beat expectations every time, so if they don't beat expectations by a lot the stock will dump.

glad i switched to learning about something else than the market. since the current market is turbo homosexual.

>>56473686
I'm in VTI, VXUS, IUSB (same as BND but includes high yield), IAGG (same as bndx but bndx is ignoring china for some stupid reason) and VWOB

>>56473673
Except this time it keeps going up and you keep shorting until you blow up your portfolio.

I have CAT, CHD, DKNG, RIVN, STLD and TSLA and I'm bleeding hard. What should I sell?

I don't understand. Someone please explain why the Google dip isn't being bought, I was under the impression that every dip is bought

>>56473711
geopolitical shit is making everyone nervous

>>56473701
Not gonna happen, sorry.

>>56473711
overbought

>>56473711
over

>>56473705
sell all of it

Uh, help. What do?

>>56473711
AI IS DA FUTURE

>>56473697
VTI, VNQ, VBR, VEU, and AGG is what I have in my roth and I was selling covered calls earlier this year when VTI was in the 220-230 range.

I was promised a yield curve uninversion.
The hell is talking the BOJ so long

>>56473734
and what should I buy instead?

>>56473711
All the cool kids use bing now

>>56473747
usd and collect that sweet 5% risk-free (minus inflation)

The market melt down is here.

You need to sell. You needed to sell a long time ago.

>>56473744
I feel dirty for using IUSB and IAGG but it makes sense. 7% of the bond market is high yield and that's a reasonable addition.

Plus for IAGG china is 20% of the global market, ignoring that for "fee's" is a bullshit excuse.

>>56473751
5%? damn that's not good enough... come one, just one undervalued stock please

Did he really do it because he lost everything on call options?

were good guys

were good

>>56473747
>and what should I buy instead?
If you're asking that question It's over for you buddy.

>>56473547
Don't worry you'll be able to buy plenty of coal starting at $300/t

>>56473771
No we aren't.

Sell.

>>56473770
TL:DR?

>>56473770
>Police still haven't caught him
Wonder what he's going to do next? Could have killed himself I guess but probably not.

>>56473269
kek

>>56473695
The rising interest rates are forcing prices to match fundamentals. That's the opposite of homosexual IMO.

>>56473686
60% of my networth is invested in the house I own, so the remaining 40% can be fully allocated to stocks - right now, shorting the S&P and DAX with leverage

>>56473781
Maine mass shooter who lost it all buying call options.

>>56473140
Germany is turbo fucked. It doesn't matter what financial games they play that country is done.

>>56473770
for me sounds like a >tfwnogf situation

>>56473783
i wonder what he's gonna do

hes gonna try put options and get heemed once more before checking out

BUY THE FUCKING BONDS /BIZ/

>>56473794
>shorting the S&P and DAX with leverage
You'll lose the house soon.

>>56473756
Honestly I'm less than 10% bonds and keep saying I'll add more but I never do.

>>56473786
2 weeks of dying. very gay to me

>>56473427
Wrong. SPY will be 200 by the end of *next* year.

>>56473769
how about the 133% Argentina pays
how about the whole turkish stock exchange

>>56473810
I positioned myself based on fundamentals and macro economic indicators so I've been profiting from it.

>>56473534

>>56473807
10% bonds made sense a year or two ago when the real yields were negative and the nominal for the market was like 0.50%

I think that's how I'll balance my portfolio. I'm 60/40 right now with yields at 5% but if they ever dip I'll lower it

>>56473783

>>56473806
I check the shorts twice daily, am prepared to cut my losses immediately - if the market goes up 1%, I lose 2% so it will not be the whole house.

>>56473686
>No commodities
NGMI

>>56473686
I gamble in my IRA and taxable account and pretty much buy bonds and energy stocks in my rollover. I might switch back to index funds and vanguard etfs there if we go back to falling interest rates.

>>56473753
Sold my house to buy the bottom. I might be schizo

While everyone's looking the other way, oil barons are bringing Standard Oil back. One company to rule them all.

>CONOCOPHILLIPS MULLING BID FOR CROWNROCK LP WHICH IS VALUED BETWEEN $10-15BLN: RTRS

Futures seem a little overly bearish.

>>56473841
XOM & CVX merger when?

>>56473747
Just buy LEAP puts and hang on until next summer.

>>56473773
well I already have a plan... most of my holdings are undervalued rivian and caterpillar especially. i just wanted to see what the good folks of smg have to say...

Anyone know why the market dumped so much yesterday and why pre market looks bad today? Haven't had time to check cause of waging.

150.77 was the top of the night

>>56473864
>Anyone know why the market dumped so much yesterday and why pre market looks bad today
Yeah to shake you out of your shares, so you have cash to buy the top in a years time.

>>56473864
We've spent the last years ridding down a hill with the fed and we've hit the bottom. Fundamentals suddenly matter again and the everyone's realizing the rainbow and unicorn bullshit the tech companies are selling is worthless.

>>56473864
goog missed earnings
then Meta tried to lie about earnings
then the Japs ate about 0.75% of inflation overnight.

What’s the okay on gun stocks today? Looking to waste money on calls or puts

>>56473889
>goog missed earnings
They didn't even miss, just GCP.

>>56473889
Goog didn't miss earnings they "missed" the cloud business growth number they only grew by like "only" 22%. Fact is good earnings were priced in and now it's correcting to shake out fags before it goes to ATH simple fucking as you fucking bear insufferable loser faggots.

Is it too late to get out?
I'm already down like 10% I think.

>>56473890
Always up after a shooting

>>56473893
It makes sense that they dumped. The market priced in crazy growth in that sector. When it didn’t materialize the market pulled back. Remover that Google is a pnd NFT swing stock and not a long

>>56473865
>caterpillar
Not bad, I like it.

>>56473890
SWBI looks interesting.

prepare your assholes to get heemed

>>56473878
>>56473880
>>56473889
So do we get a rebound soon or is this the beginning of the end?

>>56473921
American Jews won't buy guys when the goyim can protect them.

>>56473926
why not both

>>56473926
>is this the beginning of the end?
ATHs soon don't talk like a bear nigger faggot.

>>56473926
I think we might get a rebound before the end of the year although many people I listen to say we won't so idk.

>>56473937
ATHs only in energy and gold

>>56473946
Everything ATH.

>>56473931
Someone has to buy the gun at the end of the day.

>>56473926
Santa rally just to heem the shorts, then off the cliff into oblivion

>>56473950
If you buy SWBI you're betting on US "terror" psyop attack.

>>56473923
I bought the top in 2021, I no longer feel anything

And it keeps on dumping..
I just wanted a bit of money for my retirement, decades from now. Was that too much to ask for?

Fuck this market.

>>56473949
You're dreaming.

>>56473957
They look like they make good guns. Those are always popular here. Half the people I know have a few.

ETA 7mins.
Get the lube ready.
Someone's getting gaped, probably both teams.

>>56473979
Lol you're an hour early.

Today is a classic bear trap. We will start red but end green.

>>56473935
>>56473937
>>56473939
>>56473955
Short term ~ 30 days what do you think the market will do? Pump with Jerome's pause?even though everyone already expects a pause this upcoming FOMC? I need to plan accordingly as a wagie.

>>56473985
I think it's going to gap back up to 421 at open.

>>56473980
no..

>>56473980
gdp numbers you fucking retarded piece of shit nigger. i hope you get raped to death by a sex crazed pack of pajeets you stupid kike faggot

>>56473980
Anon might be talking about the big release of economic data, not markets opening.

>>56473893
I rember when "cloud" was a meme word for overpriced server rackspace. The retarded alt-hardware boomer grift is coming to an end. And it can't come too fucking soon. we'll host you but we need to monitor all your incoming and outgoing traffic, before that shit didn't have a price, now the price is known. And incompetants are running the show.
me a 30yo boomer has seen far too many amy schumer tampax for big vagina adverts on my Named, fully filled out, vertically integrated youtube account while watching videos about how to repair cars. It was almost 1/3rd of my ads for a year. who are these people kidding?
I'll watch full fucking ads on Joe Rogans spotify without thinking b/c I like hearing about shit I'm into

>>56473967
You're the one dreaming you'll snap back to reality in a few weeks time. I'm mostly in energy but I'm not delusional.
>>56473991
If FED pause market goes to ATH if they raise or hint at raising we could go lower. But the market expects them to pause which they'll do.

>>56473773
Sam hyde is unironically my favorite rapper

US GDP 4.9% VS. 4.5% EXPECTED

Someone wake up the japanense, they missed out on their scheduled treasury dump
My TLT puts aren't going to print themselves

>>56473904
>Google is a pnd NFT swing stock and not a long
As every other stock without a divvie is.

>>56474025
follows my prediction here >>56473148

>>56474025
Oh well, looks like rates are going up!

>>56474015
Hawkish pause will only cause the yield curve to continue to steepen, hurting equities.

>>56474025
And we're at like 4% inflation, giving us about 1% or real growth? That's a lot better than I thought the US was doing.

>>56474029
>Use cash to grow business at 20%
>Pay a 10%.
>PAY ME THE DIVIDEND OTHERWISE THE COMPANY IS WORTHLESS!!!
Just shut the fuck up you dividend ape most of my stocks pay 10% divvies but you can't understand basic arithmetic.

>>56474029
>berkshire is an nft tier investment because dipshit doesnt get his forced withdraw

>>56474040
Inflation is what matters for rates isn't it?

>>56474047
GDP takes into account inflation. It's GDP vs population growth that's the major one (at least for consumer industries).

>>56473985
you are used to a market in positive gamma, with buyers in control with excess system liquidity
normally, this would happen - it would be the perfect set up for it, but I don't think it actually will happen today

>>56474047
CPI came in at 3.5% so it's roughly 1.5% real growth. The US economy is just doing bafflingly well right now overall, even the feds admit they don't get it. The US was supposed to be in a mild recession not now not experiencing real GDP growth

>too late to short
>too early to buy rebound
>just in time to laugh at trapped bulls

>>56474064
I don't think you're too late to short.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERSOLD
BUDDY WE TOLD YOU TWO WEEKS AGO
THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING
EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>56474047
>>56474061
Bearish for the average goy bullish for assets. They're growing the money supply faster than the economy so the poor get poorer and the rich richer simple as.

US economy is way too strong..

>>56474050
Yes. Warren buffet has a legion of suckers holding the bag while he collected $6 billion in dividends last year.

>>56474051
I thought they always give us nominal gdp instead of real gdp, that's wild though.

>>56474064
You can laugh at me.
I deserve it.
I'm an idiot.

Reminder that. Brazil, China, Hungary, Poland, Chile are already cutting rates and Nippon never even raised rates. Now they export their deflation to everyone else at an expense to their currencies.

>>56474087
Where do you think that 6 billion went?

>>56474102
Into the coke machine he keeps in his office.

>>56474096
They do, real GDP is nominal GDP adjusted for inflation. America's real GDP growth was roughly 1.5% last quarter, which is actually nuts.

>>56474102

>>56474029
What’s the main reason you hold this view? You’re worried the company is fictitious and each dividend payment is strong evidence against this?

We’re recovering…

>>56474102
I don’t know I don’t keep track of what BRK buys.

It frustrates and angers me to live in a time where it is so difficult to simply not lose money.
The system is so complex, it is so difficult to predict. There are so many interconnected components.
I hate it.

>>56474111
Someone post the prediction chart which states red futures + red yesterday = red today

>>56474108
Probably worried that management is just going to waste the money instead of pay the shareholders. It’s a valid concern as stock buybacks have been abused in the past for managements gain. Basically they do buybacks even when the stock is overvalued just so they can hit EPS targets. When those targets are hit they are rewarded with stock based compensation which dilutes shareholders

>>56474076
It's mostly consumer spending, which will go down once credit contraction takes hold, and inventory investment thanks to onshoring. That is an effect of Bidenomics and will retract should the goverment actually shutdown.

Spicy next month.

>>56474111
Who would have guessed... Almost if bears are delusional nigger faggot apes.

>>56474106
>1.5% last quarter, which is actually nuts.
that before or after 60 day revisions?

>>56474069
sorry bullbro, my fight is with mr Crabs

>>56474126
Before, of course, but uh, don't worry about that.

I am bearish on my life.
That is an understatement.
I am literally a bear.

>>56474111
its already sputtering out lmao

>futes

I'm so fucking greedy, I want more cash to buy which I do not have and I'm fuming because of it right now. I want to scream like Layne Staley in the song Them Bones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuD8k3JvxQ

>>56474136
Stolen any picnic baskets lately?

Why are we poomping?

>>56474136
>I am bearish on my life.
Become bullish and stop being an insufferable bear fag nigger ape shit piss cum face bald shit face loser maggot.

Meine Ehre heißt Treue

>>56474121
Yeah, that’s a real risk. But hedge funds and active managers know that and push down overly high stock prices. So you wouldn’t expect a lower return on average.

>>56474166
Drive up to price to better fuck those who buy at open.

>>56474161
It's been decades since people had the spirit to truly picnic, and God knows no one can afford to right now. A simple wicker basket is probably 100 USD by now.

>>56473771
Thank you Anon. This shows how overleveraged our fake economy is, and I've been looking for something similar to this for quite some time.

>>56474179
holy shit the price is right

we end green today.

>>56474196
>we can afford 3 wars
>cant afford shitty basket
something doesn't check out

>>56474208
you don't say

>>56474222
What a relief.

This is the fakest fucking shakeout ever. They will not allow this in a coming election year or the election is already over

Buy when there's blood yada yada

>>56474222
We're all friggin RICH

>>56474228
its struggling but its constantly rising.

>>56474198
you wish bullboy

>>56474222
did we do it? did we really all make it?

I can't wait until 9:30 to sell my SOXL. Feels good to follow the 200 day strategy perfectly without emotion. This is the first time I've ever executed a trading plan correctly. I'm gonna make it bros

>>56474237
Die!

>>56474228
This isn't blood.

So bears are really just gonna sit there and say "whut about muh BOJ why aren't they muh dumpin muh bonds!?!?!" and not realize that this actually might be the time that Japan changes its policy concerning bonds? They've had a meeting scheduled for next week and a lot of strategists think they might actually not sell more US debt

>>56474244
>Three straight months of selling isn't blood
Bears getting greedy now

>>56474241
It will immediately reverse and hit 20

dont miss a new heckin' shitcoin rally

chinese have turned tether magic machine on again there is no stopping shitcoin train it seems

>>56473854
CVX just merged with HES. Oilbros have decided that they are all best friends and one family

>>56474254
We'll get a pretty big rally between now an March as the yield curve uninverts.

>>56474254
I hope not. I sold some anon $18 SOXL calls.

>>56474222
Imagine how wealthy the top 0.1% has to be to offset all the McDonalds wagies and negative net worth college grads. That graph sure isn't a bell curve fr fr

>>56474263
How much premium did you get? I think that's a pretty risky play

>>56474261
Yeah I think bears are about to watch all their bullshit crumble but we'll see

>>56474254
>It will immediately reverse and hit 20
Even better! If SOXX closes above the 200 day moving average today I can just get right back into SOXL tomorrow. I lose a tiny bit but catch most of the poomp. However if the market continues to drop into oblivion then I'm safely in short term treasuries collecting my 5% instead of riding it to my destruction. Either way I win!

>>56474259
wholesome

>>56474230
I'm just avg
Ya I've got
home
life insurance worth 150k
200k IRA
50k cash account
and my side hustle makes 100k

>>56474259
Just merge all the tier one oil assets in one company already.
Someone post the AI generated pic of the oil creature wrapping his tentacles around the globe.

>>56473841
Ive done some locating for ConocoPhillips. Maybe I should look into putting some money into a few of these oil companies around here

>>56474259
my comfy & cute fellow oilbroes

>>56474237
anon I am not a bull I am a hedge hog

Time to squeeze.

>>56474275
a little over $1 a contact I believe without checking. even assigned I'm making money though.

>>56474297
>hog
as everyone knows.. pigs get slaughtered

>>56473965
You will not retire, you will not own anything, you will eat insect based food, you will not travel outside your local mandatory pleb zone district, you will believe the propaganda from your overlords, you will not think for yourself under any circumstances, you will not procreate, and you will pretend to be happy until you finally start believing it.

>>56474311
i probably will

thought on JGGC/captivision inc?
captivision inc will be listed on ndx in 2 weeks and JGGC is a paper company which stock will be converted later

>>56474311

>>56474314
Freedom's a meme sign me up for that fake happiness you dirty dawg.

>>56474314
>You will
Yes.

pareto says 3x the next guy
the big guys are 5x the next guy suggesting drastic topend overprice or underperformance by the middle

>>56474108
My investment thesis is simple:
I acquire shares of a company, i'm invested in it, not only financially, but as minor owner of a part of it.
As such, i expect to participate in the earnings of the company, which i could reject, if the guidance and reinvestment strategy of the board is sound to me.
That way, i ensure a return other than the share price going up/down or crab for eternity.
I like to treat my investments as what they are, investments, not a casino, in which the big price movements are based on sentiment, intangible things or expected growth. The only way with this ones is up or down, i choose to have a constant return of money via divvie either way.
That's all.

Something tells me this GDP report isn't going to sell most people like they hoped it would.

>>56474354
Based articulate response

#stockmarketcrash is trending on Twitter.

>>56474355
Futes are already pumping so it might be a 3% green day just to fuck with everybody again

>>56474363
its buffet copy pasta.

>>56474354
okay faggot let me know if you out perform MGK year over year.

>The European Central Bank ended its run of interest rate hikes on Thursday

>The key rate is set to remain at a record high of 4%, where it was brought through 10 consecutive hikes that began in July 2022 and brought rates back into positive territory for the first time since 2011

>The Governing Council said recent information confirmed its medium-term outlook for inflation to reach 2.1%

Oh shiiiiit bears do you hear that?? The sound of dovish policy returning? The writing is on the wall, will you read it this time?

>>56474365
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here comes the temporary massive green dildo

>>56474365
strong bottom signal

>>56474365
I hate fucking faggot nigger bears so much they are the pinnacle of human stupidity, goy cattle they are. Their opinions are so unbelievably stupid, the though that a human could be so stupid makes me fume. I need to take a walk in the park and smoke a cigar to calm down after reading bear post on SMG fucking hate em so fucking much,

>>56474365
bottom signal

Told y'all it was the bottom >>56473059
And what happens when the market thinks the bottom is in? Buy buy buy.

>>56474378
He's lying

>>56473059
>>56473571
Based.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

here ve go

>>56474399
it's over.

>>56473213
the bottom of the year, so far

After last Friday's heeming, and when WW3 didnt materialize on the weekend, everybody expected a dead cat bounce on Monday.
It happened, but it was suspiciously weak. Let's see how much strenght today's bounce has.

>>56474400
Fuck You.
>Verification not required.

>>56474382
Bobo just wants to coom too you fucking racist anti brown-furred bigot

>>56474241
And sold! All out of my SOXL. Feels good bros. Hopefully things turn around and I can get back in tomorow. But if not my account is saved thanks to the 200 day average strategy. Feels good to be a winner

>>56474370
I don't need to out perform nothing, i'm not in a competition with anyone, other than the market, and as a divvie investor, i don't give a shit about the market.
This year i'll hit the milestone of receiving a passive income of around 120k dollars, a little less when converted to euro and paxes are paid.
My shares are doing well, going with the market, and they'll stay that way for a long time.
You want to pursue ETFs/PnDs/whatever, go get them girl.
I won't.

And they're off like a terd of hurtles.

>>56474372
do you not understand that if ECB is dovish, while Fed is hawkish, the dollar will appreciate, which is a headwind for stocks?
this is literally worst case scenario for bulls, that ECB goes dove and Fed remains hawk

peace out market

>>56474410
*taxes.
The fuck was i thinking :D

>>56473050
>Oilbros
did we get too cocky

Amazon is gonna miss and tank the market aren’t they

>>56474410
post portfolio

>>56474407
Just stop being a fucking loser betting on a "collapse", become a bull buy businesses and cheap prices and make fucking money for once. I'm reaching my limit from this bear posting it unironically makes me fume. Stop being fucking stupid apes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56474415
Okay first of all the Fed hasn't been openly hawkish for months but either way, what are you missing about this? This is last October all over again, foreign central banks are going to pause and cut and print which will allow the Fed to do the same

Like I said, bears will twist ANYTHING into a negative thing lmfao

I want HAMAS to win

I'm already up 1.3%.

>>56474426
You first mr wolf of Wall Street. How new are you? All requests for someone to post their portfolio must also contain a real time picture of the askers portfolio

>GDP

>>56474398
> exactly one wtfwt
/smg/ is beyond ded, holy shit.

>BARF

>>56474425
"good news" isn't good enough anymore.
AMZN has a high forward P/E so they would need to beat in an exceptional way to justify it.

>>56474438
I dont have anything worth posting, barely $40k spread over a few accounts. Im very curious what a $120k/yr passive portfolio looks like and why that person would bother posting here

>>56474408
Dumb thing to brag about, SOXX smacked into VWAP and now it's jumping back up. I'm just holding unless some sort of legitimately bad news about the sector comes out, instead of basically interpreting tea leaves and selling when the line crosses some magic other line.

>>56474427
Your max emotion rage fume posting is hilarious

>>56474442
Bottom signal.

>>56474448
Fuck off dumb nigger cattle. Enjoy holding my bags

>>56474439
Unironically bullish, bears don't get it

>>56474453
Lmao

Crabs for breakfast
Bulls for lunch?

>>56474428
you still are not understanding
it is all relative
is the fed more hawkish relative to ECB?
yes. Fed has reiterated higher for longer, data dependency, more hikes coming if needed.
if Fed = more hawkish than ECB = dollar rises
dollar up (and yields up) = stocks down
Euro economy is so weak that ECB has had to back down - this is a headwind, because Fed remains more hawkish relative = dollar rise PLUS EU economic weakness = less demand = stocks down

>>56474442
It's a tired meme. Let it rest.

>>56474449
I'm 100% equities and my portfolio is at an ATH bear posting makes me fume because It's absurd and retarded anyway i'll be out in an hour or two to take a walk in the park and smoke a cigar to chill the fuck out i;m pissed as shit fuck face NIGGER FUCK BEARS

oh there it goes
the crash is coming

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56474481

today is a red day
gonna close my puts EOD

Fuck I hate buying bonds.
Why is "YTW" 5% but "current yield" 2.5%? That doesn't even make any sense.

>>56474481
Decimated

This is a shakeout and the perfect time to rugpull all the bears. So fucking fake

>>56474493
Die.

>>56474463
Maybe you should get your blood pressure checked, but yes a little nature hike will probably be good for you.

But yes I'm a chameleon shape shifting Bobo that can morph into a mumu then a crab then vanish for a few days just to reappear again as a bobo

>>56474496
>This is a shakeout and the perfect time to rugpull all the bears. So fucking fake

Yep. Go buy more longs right now :^)

Oh, so npr is the top signal. Fuck!

>>56474505
THE SUBPRIME IS CONTAINED OKAY?!

>>56474354
Makes sense if you’re the owner of a private company because selling shares is really hard. If you’re the owner of a publicly-traded company, it makes less sense. The “casino” market either gives a crazy price, which is an opportunity for you to make big money, or it gives a non-crazy price, which lets you cash out whenever you want regardless of dividends.

>>56473408
It'll happen when the weather cools,
Bear will leave its cave forever

>>56474511
They'll just borrow against garbage loans from the fed.
That's the real reason inflation got so high: banks know there aren't consequences for unlimited lending to retards.

>>56474519
the prophecy...

Literally every trade I take goes against me, it doesn't matter whether I'm long or short. The market will always know whenever I enter and then inverse me

>>56474521
>banks know there aren't consequences for unlimited lending to retards.
This they only let a few fall every time to consolidate the banking sector.

>>56474513
this is mine now

>>56474492
so scared bro i wanna sell now but tired of missing big gains

>>56474438
>>56474426
>>56474410
I'd like to see the port, too, because I want to emulate this strategy once I'm able.

>>56474522
As the shaman from the North prophesied.

FREE PALESTINE

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THE US ECONOMY? I THOUGHT WAR IS GOOD FOR SP500

>>56474532
Wait until the yield curve uninverts and then you should be able to bail.

>>56474536
it was just a larp :/

>>56474426
MO
BATS
ENG
ITX
VICI
CCI
KO
PEP
JNJ
MSFT

There you go.

>>56474527
Just inverse yourself and become the most profitable trader ever

>>56474527
Have you tried inversing yourself? Statistically you won't do better but at least you'll feel like a genius when it works the first few times

>>56474541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bulls so mad when they're lunch

>>56474543
Biden came out and said the US is out of steam. We're done fighting wars.

>>56474461
God you are DUMB AS FUCK and hopelessly wrapped in your own bearish bullshit

>>56474558
>>56474558
>>56474558

TIMBER!

>>56474541
Free? Best I can do is 50% off.

>>56474556
>>56474555
Truly we are hivemind

>>56474562
Buddy, you weren't even aware of these dynamics surrounding ECB / Fed and currency flows based on interest rate differentials until I just explained it to you, right now.
YOU are the retard. You are ignorant, uneducated, uninformed.
Go read up on how currencies move based on interest rates, and get back to me.
You are delusional.

>>56474547
Yeah it's gonna be a giant green dildo to make all these guys feel like retards before more red

>>56473213
I want it but my kids would be nigs

>>56474547
GREEN BABY

>>56474410
You sound like a legit homosexual.
Imagine investing for dividends and paying more taxes.

good morning smg crew! woke up feeling down remembering the conversation last night, but i'll probably get over it like i always do. whats the move today? i'm thinking SPY puts. also, i don't give a fuck what cunts on twitter are doing

>>56474410
I agree that this is a very viable path if you've got the income basis to do it. Otherwise it is very difficult and I would argue even suboptimal.

>>56474222
>average

Wake me up when sheeple know what median is and what average isn't.

>>56475030
This is the depths our propaganda ministers are stooping to now. And people fall for it. Even people that know better pretend to believe cuz they think they are supporting their "tribe". It's just too easy for the powers that be. Imagine in 10 years