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This one is me

>>56461189
Me
Could be worse, I guess

>>56461189
> arrested
No-one here lives remotely interesting enough a life for that

>>56461189
Checked a lot of boxes, but no bingo

>>56461189
>Finesse
Was this meme made by or for niggers?

>>56461189
>32
>fucked 50 girls, 170 Thai hookers, has two gfs, two threesomes
>overnight security guard making 74k but “work” 60 hours a week
>12k in roth, 19k cash

You guys tell me, am I a loser?

>>56461189
Just a regular loser, not a total fucking loser

>>56461262
>fucked 50 girls, 170 Thai hookers,
So none of the thai hookers were girls?
Based ladyboy-enjoyer

>>56461269
I accidentally got my dick sucked for 2 minutes by one

>>56461277
Faggot.

>neet
>fat
Look I cashed out enough last bull market forever and I'm just bulking I swear

>>56461189
NEET, but rich NEET
Overweight but not obese
Hygiene could be better (comes with not working)
Dirty cluttered bedroom, but rest of my house is nice

No bingo

How bad am I?

>>56461300
Fifty fifty

>>56461300
>>56461263
>>56461226
>Fat
Holy shit, at least hit the gym
Even if you're a complete loser NEET, there's no excuse to not be in shape

>>56461189
i didnt get a bingo which strangely, still makes me a loser (but only in this thread)

>>56461263
maybe the worst combo

>>56461189
I remember that time where I would tick a lot of boxes in these kind of bingo's.
Now I got a decent job, gf, apartment, modern car.
No friends though and still a sperg but lmao got a gf who cares anymore

>do everything perfect forever
Not playing your stupid fucking game, how's that for finesse?

>>56461329
Here is my excuse:i do what i want nigger

>>56461250
Ironic post

>>56461402
>I do what I want
>chooses to be fat
Based

I have depression, social anxiety and high functioning asperger's but I got no diagnosis for any of them. Currently back in uni, studying cybersecurity/information security. I spend most of my days beig coped up in my apartment browsing the internet in my bathrobe and eating fast/takeout food. Haven't had any sex in the last 5 years. Just a loser I guess?

Do you guys really not have cars?

>>56461551
No lmao
I live like 10 min away by foot from where I work, though

>>56461494
here's your first lesson in becoming normal: stop larping that you are a misunderstood genius because le elon musk says he has asperger's and you think you're smart
maybe you do, maybe you don't, but the fact that your persona is "I have undiagnosed xyz" is a self fulfilling prophecy and in all likelihood you aren't half as smart as you think you are nor are you inherently socially crippled
socialize a lot more, touch grass, be nice/genuine around people, and stop with the batman villain background stories; you're crafting an excuse to not socialize and to protect your ego

>>56461551
My job is remote why would I need a car?

>>56461189
>you don’t want to pay game companies who hate you, but still wanna pay for free?
>what a loser
Lol suck it

>>56461637
>having strong opinions on game companies and their practices
>know how to get them for free
>not understanding how this is a loser trait/indicator

>>56461189
you can tell a loser made this because there's "smoke weed alone" instead of "smoked weed ever"

>>56461626
I've lived abroad and backpacked foreign countries. I've tried to live a normie life but it's not sustainable for me since I suffer from burn out from social interactions due to masking. I've also not claimed to be any sort of gifted genius so I don't even know what you're playing at, I'm only back in uni so I can get a degree so can pivot away from doing IT support so I don't have to interact with users on a regular basis. My university is not even ranked highly so it's not hard to get in academic wise.

>>56461329
gym is gay
>>56461294
>Overweight but not obese
*by American standards
>>56461402
lol based

Green circles were relevant 5 years ago.

>>56461189
https://youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8

thread's theme

>>56461189
All of that is loser behavior except having a porn collection or dildo, which is just puritanical. It's the only square I'd stamp lol. Who doesn't have a bit of porn they enjoyed enough to save? Replace the text with "has a waifu" for a better read.

>>56461189
>no vehicle
I live in a European #WalkableCity
>porn collection or dildo
Have some erotic nudity saved, no porn. Have a prostate dildo but won't let GF use it on me.
>debt or on government money
Socialist European utopia, so I was able to borrow almost €90k in student loans from the government against a ridiculously low interest rate (close to 0). I receive €340 a month to "help ease rent payments" (studio apartment costs €840 a month).

Been feeling a bit down lately, but this keeps things in perspective. Thanks OP.

>torrenting is le bad

fuck off

>>56461189
11/25
never go full retard
l8r n3rds

>>56461189
Not too bad

>>56461402
Oh yeah, come to my property then nigger. I got something for that monkey brain of yours.

>>56461189
you be the judge,

btw being in debt and being on government money are two wildly different things.

>>56461858

also this. people that dont torrent are slaves

>>56461551
you'll grow up one day. a car seems like freedom when you are young but its the exact opposite.

>easily tracked with your number plate
>probably financed
>have to have insurance
>have to give way to people
>have to sit in traffic

bike on footpaths like a real chad

>>56462136
Government knows who you are John… a little thing called social security when you were born…

>>56461189
why is
>lie, cheat, finesse
a free space?

>>56462151
>John
almost. in some situations the government knows who I am. but not when it matters. if I get in trouble on my bike I can just jump a fence and take my jumper off.

I'm only a NEET because I'm a millionaire am I still a loser bros..

eer. couldve been worse

>>56461189
ive had some but fixed alot

NO BINGO FOR ME

So having a mortgage is being in debt and indicative of being a loser?

what dumb rentoid made this image, into the trash it goes

Is there still hope for me?
>t. 20 year old virgin zoomer

Was this sheet made by a 15 year old or autistic Asian person?
>debt
Welcome to adult hood
>arrested, fire from a job, deliberate inaction
This year? 10 years ago? Last week?
>finesse
As opposed to? Pistols at dawn?

>>56461189
These graphs don't make sense because they imply people don't change. I was every one of these at one point but I'm better now

>>56462808
Yeah there's something noticeably subhuman about this checklist

what is the classification of my kind of loser, bros?
I'm sure there are many like me here.
You usually find people like me in middle manager positions in mcdonalds, or in STEM jobs.

>>56461244
I caught 2 dui's in the same year if that counts kek

>>56461189
How is torrenting a loser trait? You're a fucking retard if you pay for that shit in 2023

>>56461189
finessing and pirating are for winners actually

fucking normies gfto my board
bull market canceled

>>56461189
>have past the point
I forgot to add 'a fucking ESL, but still tries to communicate in English' to your shit, OP.

cant be diagnosed if i dont go to the doctor

>>56461189
Guess I’m not

>>56461250
>Finesse? No thanks,I only use Aryan words like the true member of the master race.

>>56461189
>Total Fucking Loser
>torrent most of your downloads and games
paypigs seethe at piratechads

>>56461189
>deliberate inaction in the face of problems
>under 6 hours of sleep a night
>virgin

That's it.

>>56464804
>not a virgin
normie, stop pretending

i can work on some of these I guess but in others i'm beyond hope.

>>56461189
>past the point in life when having potential mattered
this one's a trick space because "having potential" never actually mattered

>>56461262
>You guys tell me, am I a loser?
yes, you are the male equivalent of a nigger loving STD collecting roastie

>>56461244
I've been arrested a couple times.

I didn't get a bingo

>>56461189
i-i'm a loser, Anons?

>>56461277
I fucking hate it when they do that.

I got a couple BINGOs, not hard if you're dis-abled

i would suggest adding the following
>over age 22
>frequent daydreaming-ruminating
>watching anime/reads manga
>playsing videogames daily
>watching movies/tv alone
>no friends
>no gf
>never had gf
>HS dropout
>college dropout
>never danced with a girl, didn't go to prom
>never been on a date
>"known" for some weird/uncool/autistic behavior ("that guy who always wears headphones" e.g.)
>has used an escort/prostitute
>have no family or no family contact, or family has given up on you
>been homeless
>parents are losers
>parents divorced
>parents divorced/remarried multiple times
>relatives are all losers
>any relative has an arrest record, uses drugs, has tattoos, or associates with such people

>>56462136
only white firstworlders bother with that shit
nigs and spics aint got time fo nunna dat in-surance sheeit

>>56461189
JUST

>>56461244
Drunk and disorderly

>>56461551
i sold my car last year, i just use uber now since i wfh and get my groceries delivered

>>56461189
What's wrong with owning a dildo?

>>56461189

>alcoholic
alcoholism is a debilitating addiction and widespread mental illness so it's kinda ableist to just throw people under the bus like that

>NEET
isn't the whole point of having kids to give them a better life? if that means they don't have to work then why is that bad? they've won the lottery already.

>spergy
ableist slur against those on the autism spectrum

>have taken deliberate inaction
ableist against people with executive dysfunction like ADHD/depression

>smoke weed alone
banning marijuana was based in racism and it also is a healing herb so ya kinda did a white supremacy there bub and of course ableist

>attempted suicide / mental breakdown
ableist

>disabled / unemployable
more ablelism holy shit dude

>having past the point in your life when having potential mattered
this is such a toxic mindset to say that everyone has 'potential' like do you say that to your cat? no. do you say that to a squirrel just collecting nuts for the winter? no. so why are humans supposed to be any different?

>torrent most of downloads / games
i agree this is loser behavior because you are stealing from artists.

>fat
fatphobic

>noticably poor hygeine
abelist against depressed people

>sleep over 10 hours a night / less than 6
ableist / dismissive

>lie cheat finesse
i don't condone this but it is a trauma response

>overcrowded / filthy living conditions
classist

>no vehicle
classist

>have a porn collection / dildo
SWERF rhetroic / slut shaming

>masturbate at least once a day
stop shoving your religious beliefs down people's throats

>in debt / gov money
classist

>diagnosted autism etc
huuuge ableism

>smoke 3 packs of cigs a week
ableist

>less than 10 happy memories
ableist against depressed ppl

>virgin
the concept of virginity is based in misogyny

>fired / dropout
toxic grindset culture

>having very bad credit
classist

>have been arrested
racist

>>56465989
Loser and gay

Actually I consider myself a alpha pro. Also i take other drugs alone

>>56461650
How?
I hate you, but I still want your shit.
I ”steal” it from you.
How Is this “loser” trait?
No matter, I don’t care what you or anyone think about it lol.
I enjoy it so it’s a winner trait

>>56461189
BINGO! WOOHOOOO

And the engine in my car blew this week, too. YEAAAAAAH

>>56465989
I may be a loser but at least I’m not a prissy philosemitic faggot like this guy. Jesus christ what an awful post. Kill yourself

>>56461189
0 out of 25. Would probably leave this place if I could kek.

>>56465989
Damn dude
He said loser bingo
Not sjw babble bingo

>>56461244
Public intoxication and nudity

Bottom was 10 years ago. I'm 29.

>>56465832
you dont belong here

>>56466172
wrong img

>>56462535
No. Sadly it’s over in your case.

>>56461244
4 counts of robbery

>>56461189
am pretty fucked and no bingo.

>>56461244
You have no idea how sheltered you are

ireland is a fucking shithole bros. gotta get out of here.

>>56465989
People won't appreciate the effort but I laughed.

>>56461244
I've been handcuffed/place in the back of a squad vehicle more times than I can remember and I've spoken to intel agents, but never have been arrested. As the other guy said, sheltered you are.

>>56465989
we have a winner

>>56461244
Had psychosis and went to the desert solo doing/experiencing wacky shit. Ultimately ended up in the middle of a dirt road in the desert praising the sun with my eyes closed. Suddenly open my eyes and see half a dozen cops around me at that moment I had enough sense not to do anything stupid and let them cuff me and take me in. Thank god for my family helping me get through it, that was almost 5 years ago. Everything I do now is for them so if they or anyone I love or care about goes through something similar I’d be able financially and with wisdom.

>>56461189
> be me, ass burgers
> teach self to code at 11
> figure out you can make money automatically on internet
> spam porn + dick pills to AOL normies by age 13
> cashmoney.flac
> get arrested for computer shit
> bipolar2 worsens
> get tired of masking
> enter depression coma for years
> awaken
> not dead yet, brain still halfway functional
> still have plenty of cash to get back up
> discover stocks and crypto
> feel retarded for being a nerd and sleeping on crypto
> realize i can still code and am a degenerate
> write software to trade now
i am very happy to see we have some winners here! if you are smart enough to do weird shit on the computer for money i reckon you are smart enough to figure shit out outside of that. y'know "they could have been a CEO if they weren't so crooked!" shit. it's not very fun wondering if today is the day you made one mistake and the goddamn glows are waking you up tmrw for a ride. be easy senpai. do not recommend that stress.
>>56461244
>>56466357
>>56466470
i am happy to see some real ones here. homeschooled faggot detected above.

I'm only 3/4 loser on my mom's side.

>>56461189
is 13/20 good or bad?

>>56461189
>less than 10 happy memories in the past year
I don't even have 10 happy memories of the past 20 years. Is that something people have?

>>56461244
I got arrested on a bench warrant twice for not showing up to court for traffic tickets. I very much dislike the legal system.

>>56461189
I only have insomnia and probably many mental illnesses, that's 2

>>56461262
you're even more of a loser for bragging about it....and keeping track

>>56461189 10k Link and XXX XMR I am gonna make it Niggers

i only count blues as halves for reasons
>i pay for games but not movies because hollywood is shit
>an hero attempt was drug fueled and highly contextual
>recently filed for chapter7 bankruptcy fuck you it makes for me given the situation. no regrats

>>56461189
None of this has anything to do with Business & Finance.

24 years old. Never had a job. Net worth is high four figures. Wasting my IQ and potential. Every year it gets harder. Haven't had a true irl friend in six years. Got told I'm handsome a lot when younger but now I can feel it all wasting away. Not sure if I'm unemployable, don't have the energy to try. My country has a huge holdup for driving tests, it's a racket. Insomnia. Used to be /fit/ but don't have the vitality to maintain it anymore. Feel extremely trapped, like I'm in limbo, yet time keeps flowing. Use porn to cope, sometimes drink. Wish suicide was an option, not because I'm ready to do it, but because it seems comforting just to have the option. But it's not an option because I do care about my parents. Don't know, it's probably over. Also there's literally nothing wrong with pirating movies. Never giving a single cent to hollyjew and multimedia corps.

there should be a spot for defi trading/blockchain vidya because blocklords is fun :^)
also im better than 90% of you

>>56465832
Also include less than 6 fig networth

>>56461189
here mr data miner

>>56461244
Been arrested like 5 times for graffiti related stuff as a minor. Not since then though

Lmao at every cunt here who ticks more than two of these. kill yourselves and remove your inferior genes from the pool

>>56469955
red are the bingos, green ones are not the case

>>56469962
You already tick the toxictiy one just by that statement

Can't even fucking win at this bingo desu.