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I keep my wallet's seed phrases hidden in a private minecart map surrounded by booby traps

>> No.56450048

>>56450040
I keep my seed phrase tattooed to my inner lip

>> No.56450055

>>56450040
>private minecart map

>> No.56450064
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56450064

That's ... fucking genius actually the more I think upon it.

>> No.56450072

>>56450064
quite beautiful

>> No.56450079

probably not safe
i had candid ass videos i shot which was saved on my Icloud but somehow they got deleted and even from my phone lol

>> No.56450082

Minecraft?

>> No.56450086

>>56450064
What is that

>> No.56450092

>>56450040
I will steal your map and open its source code.

>> No.56450110

>>56450040
I have my seed phrase engraved in a small diamond that's implanted in my hip bone.

>> No.56450118

>>56450082
Yes

>> No.56450131
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56450131

my seed phrase is a series of items in my world of warcraft character's bank

>> No.56450135

>>56450086
Sea slug. Long time ago "sea slug anon" used to post here before the 2021 crash but no one has heard from him since he killed himself after his goodbye post

>> No.56450149

>>56450040
>>56450064
Sounds like an awful idea to me. Anyone with backdoor access to Minecraft could search for addresses. AI would sniff it in no time.

>> No.56450155

>>56450149
*search for seed phrases, rather

>> No.56450228

>>56450149
Who is AI? I only know Jeb and Notch

>> No.56450231

>>56450040
>>56450048
>>56450055
>>56450064
>>56450072
>>56450079
>>56450082
>>56450086
>>56450092
>>56450110
>>56450118
>>56450131
>>56450135
>>56450149
>>56450155
>>56450228


WARNING:

If you have written the words in any document any seed sniffer can open it

It doesnt metter if its a text file or a jpeg or a pdf or a fucking map file

the mapfile is probably a document and if in the map is something saved with text on it, any seed sniffing malware can find the file and extract the seed

NEVER store seed digitally. No matter how smart you think you are.

>> No.56450255

>>56450040
ya think you're smart OP?
watch this.. imagine storing your seed words inside Duke Nukem Forever , by drawing the words on the chalk board in the beginning of the game.

Just draw a few words on one savefile, then a few more in another savefile etc etc. Good luck finding any of those saves or even opening up saves just to go read the board lol.
Anyway there's many creative ways to do this shit

>> No.56450258

>>56450231
The essence to minecraft seed is to type it with blocks. You absolutely shouldn't type it on a sign with actual letters that are saved on game files. Just build blocks.

>> No.56450269

>>56450258
okay yeah that might actually work

>> No.56450315
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>>56450269
>inb4 someone writes malware that scans saved minecraft worlds for block structures that resemble letters and BIP-39 words

>> No.56450337

>>56450315
Its already done using jpegs

people think they are smart by writing their seed phrase in sursive, then taking a picture of it

but machine learning AI can already translate cursive into actual letters in a matter of microseconds from a picture

if you would spell out word using blocks, its only a matter of time before AI can scan the blocks and figure out what words are written, and if even one word is found that is also used in seed phrases such as the word 'apple' it will enable multi threading processing power computing and decrypt the entire minecraft file into a file a hacker can read

>> No.56450365

I keep mine in a Bitwarden server only I can access over VPN and I keep a copy in my safe.
My security is three-fold. The VPN key, and the key to get into the server, and the knowledge that it exists in the first place. The only outward port is the VPN port, that also isn't default.
Two years going strong.
*tosses salt over his shoulder*

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>>56450040
don't worry dude, I'll get a custom age of empires map to use as a reminder for my duck race thursday
a free race is what makes my week right now

>> No.56450400

>>56450149
>>56450155
>Anyone with backdoor access to Minecraft
nope

>> No.56450437

I remember my seed phrase in my head. Now what?

>> No.56450496

>>56450437
AI can already map your house based on your WiFi signals. Eventually, it will be able to map the synaptic connections between the neurons in your head using EM radiation, and extract any information you have memorised.

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>>56450055
Checks out, but really, just keep it in an ender chest ya know.

>> No.56450525

I have my seed phrase written on a piece of paper laminated it and put it in a box I cemented into the basement floor under my dry ager

>> No.56450531

>>56450496
meds.
now

>> No.56450551

>>56450496
Nah we will pay for the brain chip and the information will get extracted that way.

>> No.56450587

>>56450040
>he doesn't make letters with items on the chest inventory screen and have a giant mansion with a word per floor of chests

>> No.56450622

>>56450040
lol hiding the seed in a game in some way only you know is pretty based.

>> No.56450687

>>56450365
the fact that you ever typed your seedphrase on a keyboard means that it is no longer secure

>> No.56450690

>>56450040
just meditate every day and start it with that 12 words

>> No.56450712

meanwhile here I am entering my seed phrase into reddit lol

>> No.56450743

>>56450086
Bob’s pet.

>> No.56450747

>>56450064
I saw a big mother spider who had all her babies like this. Was terrifying

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>>56450337
>the safest approach is still a bit of paper in a highly secured safe/vault/etc.
heh, sorry kiddos, no ones getting my buttercoins

>> No.56451932

>>56450255
>>56450587
>>56450131
Has anyone written a sci fi novel where the protag has to track down seed phrases stored in ancient video games and puzzles? Like a far future version of a dnd quest? Sounds like a good idea.

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>>56450437
We add a plug

>> No.56452356

>>56450231
I have a custom quake map with a secret area. The words are "written" in bsp. Somehow I don't think the seed sniffer is capable of working that out

>> No.56452457

>>56450231
What ever happened to a piece of loose leaf paper and a ballpoint pen, then store it in a family album somewhere.

You people make stuff too complicated sometimes.

>> No.56452474

>>56451932
Call it Seed and you could also make it a metaphor of man's creation, his evolution, the nature of parenthood etc.

Shit could be kino.

>> No.56452485

>>56450040
I lost my seed phrase
what do I do?

>> No.56452511

seed words are very distinctive, only 2048 words always in groups of 12/24/18. people have had their stuff stolen because they've taken a picture of the words and some automated bot has sniffed them out.

>> No.56452622

>>56451973
nah, too many monkes ded, this will be aborted after (forced) 1st round of human trials

>> No.56453666

>>56452485
How did you store it? Do you remember any parts of it? I've done seed recovery in the past.

>> No.56453761

>>56450496
>AI can already map your house based on your WiFi signals.
barely

>Eventually, it will be able to map the synaptic connections between the neurons in your head using EM radiation
hahaha no EM radiation will never work. and the best technology has 100-1000 electrodes trying to separate and decode 100 billion neuron signals without being too invasive. its a hopeless task without some kind of miracle breakthrough in electrode fabrication

>> No.56454902

>>56450040
>booby
heh.

>> No.56454920

>>56452457
this, you can't hack paper

>> No.56454946

>>56451932
>wow what a cool gam-
>protag opens console
>runs script
>gets seed
an allegory for web3 gaming

>> No.56454954

>>56452457
thats literally the first place anyone would look

>something on paper is stored by old family photo albums

>> No.56454962

>>56450231
I have 2 seeds with half my linkies each, I repeat them in my mind every day to make sure I'll never forget, when repeating them the key is to do it visually because the inner monologue might move your vocal cords and the jewish microphone might pick it up.
The problem with this is that I repeated them so much passphrase and all I'm always afraid I'll be sleeping with a girl and mumble them in my sleep and then she'll steal my linkies.

>> No.56454978

>he didn't set up a puzzle treasure hunt that would require weeks and access to the house to complete

>> No.56455067
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>>56450040
I have mine recorded as a program for the zx spectrum saved on cassette and a digital backup of the audio file. I saw a guy on youtube load a game from a vinyl record. That could be fun.

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>>56450040
Just memorize it like I did dumbass.

>> No.56455621

>>56450687
>He doesn't paste the entire dictionary then manually delete words

>> No.56455725

>>56450231
>If you have written the words in any document
It's not in a doc

>> No.56455774

>>56450365
Based, have the same setup, but the bitwarden server is running at home so have physical control, while the vpn is running on a vps

The bitwarden instance even has a valid ssl cert through dns challenge

>> No.56455792

My seed is stored as decaying Quake 3 machine gun fire on a wall in a demo file.

>> No.56455927

>>56450231
this. I had my first wallet hacked by Evernote insiders getinng in my account and finding my seed phrase stored there. That or google leaked my password oopsie.

don't write shit even on your PC emails or photos.

Ever

>> No.56456701

>>56450231
What about a file that's inside a Zip archive? Wouldn't the compression fuck with it?

>> No.56456733

>>56450040
Mine is engraved on a gold bar in an abandoned mine in the Rocky Mountains.

>> No.56456765

I wrote my seeds out in various c64 programs that allow writing and saving it. nobody would think to load up that scene maker program and look at the skit involving seeds.

>> No.56456788

>>56450040
tattooed mine on the inner side of my foreskin
you literally have to suck my cock to see it

>> No.56457377

>>56456701
encrypt the zip file or use a password manager

>> No.56457520

>>56450315
>>56450337
Don't spell it out with blocks directly, spell it out in a way that can only be seen when standing in a specific location. There is no fucking way any AI will solve that puzzle, it requires a human.

>> No.56457533

>>56455774
You must read the same howtos I do. Mine's at home too. SSL, the usual, just not open to the net outside of my vpn.

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>>56450687
pssssst
I have never typed my seed phrase.
I copied and pasted it
I use arch, btw

>> No.56458336

>>56450040
I keep my seed phrase in my brain because I'm not a fucking retard.

>> No.56458622

>>56450231
How about not installing sniffer software onto your computer

>> No.56459671

>>56450231
You will never get my sneed