/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why do futures edge so much. Thats disgusting /gif/ behaviour

have they replaced pedo van meter with a clone or is he starting to deteriorate from always being wrong?

>futures

>futures

>futures: liquidity locked into a safe to be used at a later date but is not real in present time

>>56437521
Starting from top left to right.
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape
>MARRY
>Murder

>>56437582
Looks like you typo'd Rape a couple of times there, anon

>>56437521
>>56437594
My sole reason for wanting to get rich is to hand my entire estate over to Matoba Risa

>>56437594
Chie is just too innocent so she only gets head pats now.

Miria seems dumb which is not attractive but Arisu and Risa would be fun to discipline their liberalism away. Haru is still gay. Momoka would be fun to do embarrassing things to pierce her confidence and make her blush, would wife.

>>56437666
You've got pretty good taste, Satan.

You cannot hide your true identity from me, Glowie. Even if you think you can hide your shame from others by slithering back into the loving embrace of "anonymous" which you so brazenly rejected not too long ago, don't think I won't see through your transparent disguise.

Let me remind you of your embarrassing mistakes which you will likely repeat:
>shorted oil
>longed stocks
>longed TLT
>longed TMF
>did not hedge
>did not have stop loss
>did not heed my warnings
>again shorting oil and longing bonds and stocks right now

Let me once again reitarate this to all of my fellow true anons:
ALWAYS
REVERSE
GLOWIE

>>56437862
relief rally and onto 4,100

>>>/wsg/5311147

soooo what do you make of the action in Asia today

>>56437834
Be careful. Treasuries may go for a short squeeze soon.

https://youtu.be/BR-csWS1bcM
BOBO! STAND AND FUCKING DELIVER! YOU WILL KNOW THE FEAR OF GOD!

>>56437582
>>56437594
Those are cartoon-children, for children

If you’re not a child anymore then it’s time to switch up your interests

Amazon to buy BB for 8 billion.

>>56437738
Is all anime pedographic?

>>56437512

He's just full on youtube clickbait farming these days.

And to think at one point there were actually anons who linked his shit to try to tell me deflation was coming after M2 spiked. Amazing the viewpoints people will latch on to from these retarded commentators who very often just have no fuckin idea what they're on about.

>>56437913
Sauce. Now.

>>56437521
I want to see their reaction to a large one. I never relate to small reacts

>>56437921
>>56437512
He is talking about how we are seeing a bull flag for a pump for the rest of the year before a generation long period of the market getting heemed by bearcock starting 2024.

>>56437936

Probably the opposite of reality then, as per usual.

Should have sold it all three weeks ago instead of just a third

Had the delusional of some pump occurring to sell but its just dumping nonstop

Danaher will buy TTOO this week, I just know. Its the only way. I'm also almost finished with this handle of evan williams white lavel abnd i bought it last friday

>U.S. 2Yr/10Yr Spread -0.13
We might get an interesting week

>>56438051
we were always going to get a december rally, pre-election seasonality 2stronk
the question is from what level. well with this week being post-opex vanna is on vacation which means we can hit max short gamma @ 405 and vix resistance @ 25 before cooling off perhaps, but a triplet of lower highs and lower lows is extremely bearish short term.

>>56437834
See what did I fucking tell you.

>oil green
>futures red
>bond yields bright green

ALWAYS
REVERSE
GLOWIE

>>56438187
gm

Bears will die.

>>56437475
AMZN moves every earnings. You dont need to be right if you play both sides ATM. The only way you get burned is if it trades flat through earnings. But it never does that. The winning leg will pay for the dead leg contracts and still pocket something. 27th expiry

Today is gonna be multi-directional and stupid.

SPXS weekly should print. Im looking for Euro open to be agnostic.

>>56437475
ARM baggies. Kek.

>>56438187
Flatting spreads love to see it

>>56437917
Yes. If you want to make money like pedlefile jews, you have to think like them.

Oil majors going on a consolidation spree. CVX buying hess corp (50b) using all stock.

>>56438332
Looks like Chevron wanted in on the Guyana party. Smart move

>>56438337
Oh is that where hess corps rigs are? Guyana is a weird place. Its basically India though Canada is desperate to surpass it.

look at that line go down, maybe black monday will be real this year

>>56437834
does he ever actually do any trades? I only seen him posting inate shit

>>56437894
The only ones getting squeezed are TMF holders.

New week new /dig/
>>56438380
>>56438380

>>56437917
Depends on what you consider pedographic. What you reacting to tho is undisputably soulless slop.

>>56438377
When are TMF holders going to win

>>56438370
Low PCE, Microsoft and Google earnings will same the market

The jews are attacking.. right?

>>56438391
personally I was hoping for a different market rather than a same market.

>>56438388
Bro why? People into elf + anime are always bottom of the barrel faggot losers.

>>56438319
stop posting literal 12 year olds

>obligatory 200 points accomplished by DAX
That's the bottom. Now 100 or 200 up

>>56438427
that picture is twelve years old?

>>56438390
don't know but I love seeing them getting heemed over and over and over again

>>56438413
wtf are you about? do you even like anime

>>56438439
>Do you even like anime
I'm a white heterosexual male so NO. Not knowing shit about anime hasn't stopped me from banging asian sluts so I just don't see the point. I can understand if you are in your twenties or younger and you are still making poor decisions in your life but if you are in your thirties or up I want you to stop and think of the people who attend anime conventions. Most have an excuse that they are young and dumb and don't know better but if you were to keep going to anime conventions in your thirties it becomes a lot less fun and more creepy. I suggest you rethink your life choices and replace this sad vice of yours with something more productive and heterosexual.

>Wake up
>Look at market
>Go back to sleep

>>56438484
Agree. Dragonball was fine with 10-15 or 16, but then it becomes gay. Except you like it as a meme/joke. But being really into the lore etc after 16 is gay. Now I say that in regards to Dragonball. You can bet other stuff is worse.

Exceptions might be movies (Princess Mononoke and what else there is)

>>56437917
>>56438413
anime is a pretty good indicator of severe mental illness and bad taste
>"look this kid really likes anime"
>"yes he's gonna become a homeless tranny when he grows up"

>>56438484
I just want to add to this as well that there is nothing funnier than shaming women in their 30s still going to anime convention and seeing the look in their face when you ask them, "don't you think you are a little too old to be doing?"

>SOXS

>>56438484
>some fans of x are cringe
>therefore x is cringe
This is you.

Anime is comfy to watch an the art is pleasing to look at.

If you are too vocal (either liking or disliking) about any non-creative thing (be it hobby or political movement or whatever) you are cringe.

Simple as.

>>56438528
>shaming women
??? It's less shameful for a woman to be into that stuff. But she'll probably also has something mental.

Tinder didnt like me gaming the system with gay dudes. I got sent to indian team to review.

i bought the stocks
when do i am of become rich?

>>56438542
Women are the way they are these days because society doesn't shame them enough
>You go girl!
>It's not your fault
>Just be you, there is somebody out there for you
>No such thing as mistakes just happy accidents
>Being a girl boss/single mom is empowering!
Yeah, no. Actions have consequences.

>>56438537
Anime is just childrens cartoons. You must be a complete degenerate if you are able to unironically watch it. I prefer teletubbies. At least this show won't bore me with the "anime art" that is just always the same pedo cringe fantasy shit.

>>56438356
If I don't remember wrong Hess has a smaller stake in some of Exxon's Guyana offshore blocks

Okay bonds have to be close to bottoming, right? 6-7% yields are just FUD, similar to how all those SPY 300 predictions from last year were wrong?

>>56438581
When Glowie-niggerfaggot stops shilling bonds, that's when they'll be close to bottoming. He is still shilling them so it's safe to assume bonds will keep heeming

lol

Fuck this! I'm going bear hunting.

>>56438581
You about to join TMF army anon?

>EU crashes
>EU yields aren't even really rising
>will probably lag a day behind as a few days ago

So it's really black monday today?
Is it true that bond yields will keep rising until the fed pivots?

>>56438568
You can/could shame women about so many things and you choose it to be anime?

>>56438581
Dude, Biden is still making 2 trillion deficits a year
Nothing has changed
Why is everyone unable to understand whats going on?

>>56438187
>USD to Yen is a few cents away again from 150

Watch Japan kick this crisis off. When 150 breaches and they dump a shitload of 10 year treasuries again, that should get us to the finish line on uninverting the yield curve

>>56438624
God I can't wait. Maybe Glowie will file for bankruptcy and he won't be able to shipost here much when his hobo ass isn't allowed onto the town library's computer

>>56438618
Oh don't misunderstand me, I shame women as much as possible. It's what makes them find me more sexually attractive as if I'm filling a void in their life left by an absent or neglectful father. Also makes them behave the way I like.

>Eee bought TMF

>>56438636
we should be so lucky

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is everything but buttcoin so red already?

>>56438643
the only reason you can do that without them shaming you back is because they feel sorry for you and they know you're gonna become aggressive like a cornered animal

>>56438655
Hey now bond yields are bright green that's something

>>56438621
Yeah and Yellen just keeps issuing more bonds to match the spending. The FED isn't retarded. Jerome is just waiting until the very last second when people are begging him before he pulls out his superman cape and gets the money printer going to buy back some of our own bonds. Powell is a total clout nigger.

>>56438655
We'll be green by EOD or tomorrow.

>>56438655
tether scam. I don't trust the buttcoin surge at all.

>>56438669
I love Powell's masterful economic blueball edging

>>56438655
Bonds shitting the bed. Usually that's bad for BTC, so I dunno.

>>56438673
>crypto permabear has opinion about crypto

5.025% is a fortress

>>56438669
Powell just needs a few companies to go down in the process to put the fear of getting fired on into the average worker. With the unemployment spike we should be able to get to the 2% inflation goal

>>56438673

>>56438660
>Caring what women think
Oh no, heaven forbid a woman shames a man in this day and age. That never ever happens in these modern times and feminism would never stoop so low. I hope that has never happened to you anon because you would feel like an aggressive cornered animal or you might just not care what a slit has to think about you.

>>56438643
Ok, now you start sounding gay. No need to act as the hyperdominant male here now. Not like anybody believes you or cares.

>>56438691
>we should be able to get to the 2% inflation goal

>>56438694
you are that manlet I was talking to before right?

>>56438695
I'm a top G bro, please buy my classes on being a male so I can launder my human trafficking money please

>>56438716
I'm THE top G

>>56438708

>>56438721
>speechless
It's ok little bro don't be like that. We are all frens here. The anime connects us.

>>56438730
based, also I claim Misaka

If 10 year treasuries hit 7% anime will be made real.

>futures

>>56438734
it certainly will be when all the bankers get isekai'd

That was the monthly bottom, now back to 4300 or higher, faggot market. I'm a bobo, but october CPI will probably be mild and they will pump this shit up.

>>56438730
I just don't take projections seriously. But yeah go ahead and call some random guy a manlet to make you feel better about your argument being...? You have all the time to wait and give me an answer here but you will always be stupid forever for caring about what women think.

>>56438745
Just a couple more weeks.

>>56438734
Will you people then finally agree with me that this will be a generational dip buying opportunity?

>>56438745
>tfw you'll never be an overworked banker who jumps out the eleventh story window into another world

CVX buying HES
is this a buy signal for mil. production?

Lol wtf happened? I hope it doesn't crash yet jeez. Quick everyone say AI at the same time

>>56438752
I never said that women think.

>>56438765
Sure Anon right now they might do a little more than you do and that's saying a lot coming from me. Anyway I guess I'm too misogynistic for smiggers like you.

>>56438666
>666
Bonds and usury are an evil satanic babylonian black money magic scheme confirmed

>>56438781
Cool it with the antisemitism!

>>56438707
>>56438691
>>56438676
You guys laugh but this shit is going to happen. Jerome is going to get all the praise in the world for literally doing his job at the last second and keep saying, "it's up to the government to be fiscally responsible," so when we get stuck in a shit storm he can be the one to say I told you so after people turn sour on him. He isn't wrong though, no kind of monetary policy can prevent a government from acting fiscally irresponsible and ruining their own currency.

was the Becky ETF ever updated?

>>56437594
Risa would actually say nigger though
also buy NatGas NIGGERS

>>56438811
Why would she cut her hair off like that, whoeva she be?

>>56438781
666 is not the number of beast you stupid nigger
616 is

>>56438809
>Jerome is going to get all the praise in the world for literally doing his job
Dude shut the fuck up they've been of the 2% inflation target for years now just shut up. Jerome does what he's paid for to transfer wealth from non-asset holders to asset holders.

>>56438809
Okay so how does FED solve inflation. Tell me anon.

>>56438822
Oh wow I've never heard that one before

>>56438827
>>56438824
He can raise interest rates all he wants but if the government keeps spending money like no tomorrow you literally can't stop it from devaluing it's own currency. That's literally why there is a difference in defining what monetary policy is and government fiscal policy is.

>>56438788
If Kmicic is Orlen, then who is Wołodyjowski?

>>56437913
>Amazon to buy BB for 8 billion.

>BB market cap 2bn$
yeah sure, Amazon is going to pay 4x the market cap. fucking faggot for making me look

Fuck this, I'll have a nap.

>>56438877
Jeff Bezos would rather pay more to divorce his wife

I am NOT having fun

>>56438847
The government isn't devaluing the currency by borrowing from savers, only if the lender is a commercial bank that creates new currency units through fractional reserve banking. Just read a book on banking.
>>56438848
>pic rel.

right. the fuck. back. up.
gg no re bullfags. shout out to that faggot in the past few threads trying to say oil demand is dropping, VIX is crashing, and yields are crashing

>>56438889
lel, makes sense

>>56438847
Okay so how does FED solve inflation. Tell me anon.

>>56438889
Bro what are you talking about the government funds itself through the issuance of bonds through the Treasury and right now the government wants to spend money on two different wars at the same time during economic crises. The FED is supposed to be the lender of last resort.

>>56437475
Bros I'm going back in will all my money sometime this week. Be warned.

>>56438908
Are you retarded or do the words 'raising interest rates' have no meaning to you? If you do that shit too much too quickly you get a terrible case of deflation.

>>56438925
Anon but interest rates being raised in current year just means economy is gonna get centralized more. Certainly won't do shit to curb inflation.

>the glowie who tries to convince everyone the fed can't tame inflation when it's literally in their operandi and purpose for existence is back

>>56438916
You're an uneducated faggot nigger. The government doesn't devalue the currency by issuing bonds it devalues the bonds you fucking ape. Money can only be created through the central banks and the commercial banks. Once upon a time treasuries used to create money but those times are long gone. As long as the treasury is borrowing from savers there is no devaluation. If the treasury is borrowing from commercial banks which increase the money supply through fractional reserve lending then yes the currency is devalued but the FED is letting their bonds roll off draining liquidity and reducing the money supply which offsets this commercial bank lending to the treasury.

>>56438940
Once again are you fucking retarded? Interest rates are the go to tool for central banks to contract and help control the money supply.

>>56438951
You're wasting your time. This dude is literally paid to talk you in circles. Ask him point blank of federal reserve policy, like negative interest rates, can cause inflation. He's one of those "inflation is the supply chain, not the fed's fault" glowies

He purchased?

Daily reminder that central banks' real purpose is to suck all the wealth out of a host nation and to financially enslave (you)

I opened up some puts on TLT last week, pretty stoked about the bond movement this morning.

>>56438951
>Interest rates are the go to tool for central banks to contract and help control the money supply
You gonna keep quoting textbooks or use an actual argument
Again. How does FED raising rates helps solve inflation in current year?

>>56438951
>he doesn’t know fed funds rate follows treasuries
>he believes their lies
>he believes the wizard of oz

Lol

>>56438961
I see >>56439046
>you gonna keep quoting textbooks or use an actual argument
This is some schizo style trolling

Why is smg this dead today

Gayed nailed the low of the day so far. probably green eod

>>56439075
Because we're near a bottom.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
Now that my portfolio sure is red,
I think Im almost better off dead

>>56439066
Yep. He hasn't been here for a few months. The idea that the fed's interest rate hike has a delayed effect on the economy is true, but the whole concept behind hiked rates making it more expensive to borrow money is so simple and economics 101 that it's basically common sense. Literally go look at the corporate bond yield. Or the millions of articles about how its effecting the mortgage rate and housing. Or all the companies having to refinance their debt.

There is a laundry lists of carefully documented effects that the federal reserve itself acknowledges, but for some reason this ((person)) needs to fight with everyone and convince the thread that "It's totally not the fed's fault!"

>>56439075
you are in the wrong thread, this is bond market general

>>56439088
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is going to be the worst week for stocks and possibly the entire history of the stock market. SPY reaching 200 would be the best case scenario.

>>56439137
Based

>>56439137

>>56439164

>>56439178
Just don't buy bonds at 0% or outright negative rates (as was common in EU) and you'll be fine.

Whew, what a week

I'm buying various strike staggered diagonal bullish crab spreads with $3 and $4 wide wings at open on QQQ (2DTE and 3DTE), and slightly narrower butterflies further out onTQQQ and SOXL (4DTE) with 1/3rd of them broken wings and possibly hedging with timed 0DTE QQQ puts if certain conditions and indicators present themselves.

Nice and simple. So, what's your first few plays for the week gonna be big pimpin?

If I told you I bought $32k of SQQQ back in March 2023 and haven't sold yet, would you believe me?

>>56439137
Meds.

>>56438811
Hypothetically speaking. If I was to come out as trans on smg, would it be better to do it before the market opens it should I wait till market close?

> whoeva she be?
We should have a talk fren

>>56439188
Its really annoying seeing everyone freak out about bonds or saying even the 60/40 had its worst year yet

its like, yeah no shit dumbass you were auto buying the bond market when it went full retard into 0% nominal return and negative real returns

>>56439224

>>56439224
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So, what's the damage?

>>56439224
>>56439254
-46% losses. so he has about 17k$ left

>>56439088
It’s not the plan he has for you fren. Better to stick around and enjoy the ride.

>>56439137
I'm bearish, but this is straight jacket talk. Not even a black swan would be that devastating in a week.

hush little baby market
let the 10 year be free

>futes

>>56439224
>>56439265
And this is why you should always set a stop loss when you open a trade

NVDA support will break today. Say, that gap down there looks mighty large!

>>56439311
A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.

>>56439245
>>56439254
>>56439265
I have $20k left muahhaahahha
It's going to be $30k worth by next month no cap senpai

Turnaround Tuesday tomorrow.

>>56437475
I bought cvx calls. At the top. Was losing my ass. We'll see how today goes.

Anything important happening this week?

>mfw FOMC is next week

BTC $100K EOY!
no but for real, why is it poompin when everything else is red?

Fucking baseless bullshit dump, AGAIN

>>56439188
>>56439178
bond retards literally got the rope. Now is when people can start adding some duration exposure.

How red will today be frens? I saw Black Monday trending all weekend, but that usually means to fade it.

>>56437475

Damn we gapped down beneath the 1m low bros.

>>56439403
It will be this red

>>56439380

>Red futures at night, trader's delight
>Red futures in the morning, trader's take warning

>>56439380
Gets a bid any time a currency collapses. What currency is collapsing? Hint: It's a big one.

>>56439413
Bear market confirmed. Let it sink.

Calls on RTX?

>>56439434
Ok, you must be talking about the all important Turkish Lira. I forgot to check it this morning before I opened my big fat yapper

>>56439457
I mean the Yen, but partial credit because Jap speculators fucking love the Lira more than the Yen for some bizarre reason.

>>56439451
Bit early for that with it hammering support right above that war announcement gap, I'd say.

So everyone is super bearish and expecting a gigantic crash. Why doesn’t everyone just short on 25x leverage then if it’s so obvious?

>>56439478
Because the implied moving average for the week and month is massive which means there still will be massive and violent swings both ways.

>>56439478
because everybody knows the market is a cruel mistress that always seeks to cause as much pain as possible to as many people as possible.

>>56439478
Because Mumu is probably gonna giant green dildo shock rape any Bobo that over leverages and tries

>>56439478
It's obvious that we will reach new ATHs because of this sentiment.

How fucked are we this week?

>>56439492
Aye, like the sea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOOV9XN1YZQ

Dr. Copper made a lower low but is bouncing back up pretty quickly today. Looks like today may be a green day for stocks after all, but the downtrend remains

>>56439478
I'm bearish, but more in the sense that we will grind down for a few month, with heavy chopping inbetween. A crash needs an somehow oversold market and a shock.

>>56439528
Dr. Copper doesn't have a real medical degree. He's like Dr. Dre.

>>56439539
He has a doctorate in economics though

Short TSN, long PPC?

The lithium rape train express continues

>>56439518
this fucked

paypal bros how fucked are we

>>56439558
Always bet against insanity. Just see the absolute state of solar, wind and EV makers (aside from cult stock TSLA)

>>56439569
Albemarle? More like Shitbemarle!

>>56439558
They seem to have been deteriorating for a while. Aldi dropped their chicken nuggets.

Anons, my girlfriend is outperforming me.

>>56439582
>Aldi dropped their chicken nuggets.
No kidding? Did they at least replace them with another brand?

>>56439558
>people are fine with this as long as it tastes good

>>56439591
Yes, I have the new ones, they're actually better (the same as the older Tyson ones, idk what they did but the new ones were getting pretty gross.)

So, there will be plenty of 0DTEs today that will easily 3x or more. You just gotta find that perfectly timed reversal. Will it be 5 mins after the bell, 30 mins after, 2hours after?

I'll be scooping me up a few degenerate 27-30 deltas for fun when a couple of my magic arbitrary indicators hit. Probably calls. Who's wit me?

Market's looking gay today bros, think I'll go outside and touch some grass

>>56439608
Probably for the best

>>56439586
Can confirm. She wore me out.

TVTX is my only ticker that I follow showing improving relative strength to the broad market. JPM says it has 300% potential upside.
The company was founded by Martin Shkreli.

>>56439558
Everyone said Alex Jones was a crazy conspiracy theorist a few years ago when he told everyone this was gonna happen

>>56439621
JPM is also trying to sell me a mortgage that I cannot afford so really the only reason I like the ticker is the Shkreli tie in.
Shit really seems to be over this time bros.

>>56439676
My bank tried to talk me into an adjustable rate mortgage in the summer. I actually laughed at them.

Every year a tree loses everything. It waits out the bad times and come spring it flourishes again. Keep this in mind /smg/. Now let’s go make some money.

I thought it was safe to buy once the Jewish holiday was over. Where is the Santa rally?

>>56439698
A tree can stay alive longer than I can remain liquid.

>delusional idiots still posting about MUH PIVOT a full year later
Lol.

Looking like QQQ is going under 350 today. The bad times are getting started.

>>56439692
There's not a white male employee anywhere to be found at my credit union, been that way for a few years now. And they are also all borderline financially retarded, kinda scary

>>56439700
Santa has been canceled this year because it is anti-semitic
OY
VEYYYYY

>>56439728
Copper is signaling short term strength

>>56439698
I want to be an evergreen then

BUY THE FUCKING BONDS TO PUMP MY STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56439746
Evergreen trees are the best.

>>56439728
I don't see that happening at all, but I've been wrong before I'm sure

>>56439747

dxy and es00 is down.
Which way bros?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

5 mins to buy calls get em in

What the fuck was that?

>>56439760
Total crash incoming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy fuck.

Sell it all. Tonight.

here we go

Hurry up scoop some 0DTE calls now

>>56438950
No depreciation ?

Nasdaq already breaking through support. QQQ puts it is.

anons these were 5.55 last week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jesus christ the market has been going down in a perfect 45 degree angle for 5 days now and counting

NVDA support cracking.
Put. Gap fill to 320.

I’m down $1400 on Tesla stocks

Bros…Elon…

>>56439817
It's waiting for you to buy puts so it can reverse on a dime. Take one for the team anon please I just bought bullish spreads thank you nice kind sir

>>56439817
anon we are just getting started.

i.... i bought AAPL puts..... and they're NOT 0DTE puts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>sell NQ short
>immediately stalls then wicks up to tag my stop
Why don't trends ever hold?

There is legitimately zero fucking reason to be selling like this, which is why I'm 100% convinced that this isn't actually selling, it's short selling. It's a bunch of retarded retail bandwagoners setting records for short interest, meanwhile absolutely none of the doomer bullshit bears have been slobbering over is coming true. Good job idiots, you gave Big Money the fire sale they wanted.

>>56439851
funny you mention Big Money since institutions have been net sellers since July. Thanks for playing

>>56439380
To be a fair this is the exact scenario bitcoin was created for. It just took a lot longer than expected to get there

>>56439851
>There is legitimately zero fucking reason to be selling

>end of the fiscal year
>verge of ww3
>oil mooning

Try again.

My portfolio
I’m going outside for some needed reflection.

It's gonna do a reversal any minute, I just know it!

>>56439851
ok mr big money why dont you go long again here

>>56439857
Is that because they're selling shares short to retail?

>>56439859
>verge of ww3
Shut the fuck UP jesus fucking christ

>>>/pol/

It keeps dumping even though it's oversold as shit and the moment i give in and buy it will reverse

>>56439851
>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide three consecutive quarters
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

about to buy uvxy
prepare

STOP FUCKING BUYING THIS DOWN TREND YOU GOD DAMN RETARDS

>>56439866
>Go long again
>Again
Bitch I never went short because I'm not a cynical shortsighted faggot. I'll continue to buy and hold more of what I currently have because I don't believe anything the doomers say, it's all nothingburger bullshit

>>56439872
Lmao

A few quick questions from someone curious about this: How successful am I going to be with the stock market if
>I just need a little side gig and I don't plan to get too serious with this
>I'm bad at math
>I can't watch graphs 24/7
>I don't really document stuff
>I'm pretty bad at planning
>I like to hold onto stuff for a while and then I forget about it later
>The status of my tax filing is dubious at best

Sorry if this is stuff listed in the OP, I'm kind of a dumb-dumb and just want a little bit of cash on the side, but I don't wanna end up summoning the IRS.

>cant refute a single point

sasuga

>>56437475
Why i've been continuously bleeding for a week, yet I'm still alive.
Am I a woman????

>>56439871
We gonna see an inverted bart today, wouldn't that be funny?

>>56439870
Macro economics and geopolitical tensions are /biz/smg related
Or do you think that the stock market is some video game that doesn't react to external forces like some fucking retard?

>>56439867
It's because they're selling.

>>56439871
>oversold
According to who? Does the market think it's oversold or do you think it's oversold?

I sold. The market can pump now.

>>56439890
Buy bonds and index funds in a roth IRA. Go to Boggleheads if you need more info.

Quit selling OXY thanks

Bobo, I'll take that money back now thank you

today

>>56439890
this is either the best time to buy in or the worst time right now. give it another week or so. this week is going to be the most violent and worst days to start putting money into anything because every single sector is getting hit right now. you can try and put a little but of money in now each week and just ride out the pain until it starts to pick back up eventually

>>56439897
It's the best multiplayer videogame around.

>>56437475
>>56437475

>>56439607
IT'S HAPPENING

>>56439906
>It just pumped
t-thanks anon. .

>>56439883
Buy.

>>56439871
> S&P 500 PE Ratio: 23.93
> Oversold
It's over sold when we hit 14

>>56439851

>>56439914
It's going to be a few months really.

>>56439891
Dude you've been posting the same fluffed out list of bullshit for a year. Some of the stuff you put on there is absolutely laughable doomer bullshit and the rest is still zero reason to sell stocks as if the world is ending. I don't know why bears are so confident when retail short interest is so high, how is that not a clear sign to you that this red isn't because of actual doubt in the prosperity of the companies?

>>56439897
Hahahahaha Israel vs Palestine is NOT a reason to sell stocks. Jesus fucking christ you guys.

>>56439901
Okay so you're just going to ignore the core of what I'm asking. Got it. Bears hate to admit what's really happening, huh?

>>56439917
the netcode and patches are shit and there's obvious aimbotting, but it really is the most entertaining one I played since my Unreal Tournament lan parties days

>>56439906
you just fucked my puts thanks. Had to sell.

>>56439925
>>56439914
So when you guys say this shit over and over and over, verbatim, for over a year, you still don't feel like you're wrong?

>>56439926
I want to see you go to each line and give me an actual rebuttal to each and every single one of them without repeating yourself

>>56439906
HE SOLD
THE FINANCIAL CRISIS IS OVER
I REPEAT
THE FINANCIAL CRISIS IS OVER

>>56439926
Selling is selling. There's no magic to it.

>>56439906
the exit liquidity that saved /smg/

glad I did

Markets are healing

>>56439947
He slurped, dump it

>>56439936
Lol absolutely not you fucking faggot. Half of that shit, at least, is wrong because when the US dollar is the global reserve currency it changes the stakes. The rest of it is direct mass media sensationalist propaganda bullshit, literally formulated by people like Cramer to steal money from retail traders.

>>56439943
Again, totally ignoring what I'm saying. If it's SHORT SELLING it's absolutely not the same thing as regular selling. There's a humongous difference between speculation and divestment.

I have $355 QQQ butterflies, please don't let it drop below $350 thank you.

I would really admire the chosen tribe if you can keep it in this range for a bit and cool it with the shenanigans

We rolling rolling rollin

>So when you guys say this shit over and over and over, verbatim, for over a year, you still don't feel like you're wrong?

>2021
>There's absolutely no reason why we are selling
>2022
>There's absolutely no reason why we are selling
>2023 (you are here)
>There's absolutely no reason why we are selling

in my darkest hour, i was aaaaaaaaa
but now we are so oooooooooooo

>>56439967
I'm trying to go short but the market is retard pumping

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm conflicted. Ackman closed his bond shorts. I do think so as well, but anything Ackman says publicly is usually meant to be faded.

I told you it would reverse as soon as i bought
Fuck you all so much

>>56439906
Thank you

>>56439924
That should be inflationary. If that goes to zero that's when shit gets real.

>>56439984
Hank you for you sacrifice

>>56439935
I'm they guy who's been saying March 2024 the whole time.

>>56439962
The end result is the same. An ask and a bid meet and somebody goes home with new shares, somebody else goes home without shares. Shares trade hands at an agreed upon price. Shorting is a retail schizo boogieman

>>56440000
Nice quads.
>baking

>>56440000
Digits have spoken.
Markets will heal march next year

>>56440000
>quads
>march 2024
My 40th birthday will suck shit, fuck me

>>56439981
deflationary collapse imminent

>>56440033
Triple dubs confirms the shit sucking

I'm seriously going to kill myself. There will never be any fucking sustained move ever again. It will be whip sawing every single day until I've finally taken my own life.

>>56440050
Play the whip saw to your advantage

Bump

new
>>56440066
>>56440066

>>56440050
Was your position liquidated or are you just retarded

>>56440050
>he fell for the opening dump black monday beartrap

>>56440050
Hold on anon, just a few months more before massive moves

>>56440050
toughen up faggot

>>56439924
I don't know what to make of this anon, what would you say it indicates?

>>56437521
>8 inches isn't enough anymore

>>56438007
kek

>>56439078