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56437088 No.56437088 [Reply] [Original]

How much is enough money to get zoomette pussy?

>> No.56437096

>>56437088
zero
just be /fit/. their entire generation is overweight

>> No.56437101

i refuse to work until the government gives me that pussy.

literally THAT exact pussy in the OP, until then, NO taxes

>> No.56437103

>>56437088
Have your own place and make sure it looks nice. Thats about it

>> No.56437108
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56437108

$300k

>> No.56437114
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56437114

just use your hand it will feel better and cost less time and money

disregard harlots, acquire currency

>> No.56437116

>>56437088
Gym membership

>> No.56437124

>>56437103
is it okay if it's a studio apartment?

>> No.56437151

if you have to unironically ask yourself this question you've failed the test

it's a mindset thing. you're nggzp sorry anon

>> No.56437169

>>56437096
yeah this. also zoomers dont care about money. seriously they think $10k is a lot and their mind doesnt even comprehend the difference between $1million and $10million.

if youre looking for a girl that does know the difference, youre probably with an older jaded mid-late 20s woman

>> No.56437180

>>56437124
Sure, as long as it’s your own place and you take care of it

>> No.56437185

don't be a socially awkward loser
don't be overweight
don't be brown

that puts you in the top 10% of all gen z already

>> No.56437199

I was just walking around my downtown area tonight eye fucking a bunch of hot-ass zoomette goths. Too bad I was with my gf lol. It can be so painful sometimes.

>> No.56437256
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56437256

Just remember that these posts are made by aging Millenials in their mid to late 30s who ironically enough, don't get Zoomer pussy.

>> No.56437298

>>56437088
is that a boy(male)?

>> No.56437303

>>56437256
inside it drives me crazy
my lack of zoomer pussy can eat me alive

>> No.56437323

>>56437256
>tfw got married to a 93 born millenial hag instead of fucking prime 2003 pussy

I hate my life every single day

>> No.56437337

>>56437323
>got married
stopped reading there.

>> No.56437340

>>56437337
I don't want my sons to be bastards, sorry

>> No.56437351

>>56437340
>sons
enjoy paying for the surgery anon, shoulda asked god for females

>> No.56437355

>>56437351
>he thinks I live in muttland

>> No.56437363

>put "bitcoin milli" in Tinder bio
>pull steadily
>use hotels
>if that gets too expensive, bring them home and if they start getting suspicious and asking why you seemingly live in abject poverty just repeat "paper hands don't retire at 30"

>> No.56437368

>>56437124
Google, "how to wash your walls".
Don't make your place smell like some scent, but get rid of the apartment smell.
Shampoo your carpet.
It's not hard. A brush and soapy water for the rest, just wipe it off with a towel, any towel. It'll take one weekend.

>> No.56437374

>>56437088
Sex is not happiness. You'll have realized this once you're able to increase your intellect.

>> No.56437383

>>56437374
It can be nice though

>> No.56437390

>>56437363
>if they ask where your Mercedes is
>"paper hands don't retire at 30"
>if they ask you to buy them a purse
>"paper hands don't retire at 30"
>if they sue you because they slept with you under false pretenses once they find the truth
>"I meant bitcoin millipede"

>> No.56437407

>>56437108
sir where to buy

>> No.56437409

>>56437169
They don't care because they're too young to know what money is or struggling for it themselves. They'll turn into millennial women by 25 who only give a shit about how much money you make once they realize they're going to end up in crippling poverty without that cushion under them. Even more so than millennials since zoomers are coming of age during the worse economic conditions in over 50 to 80 years.

>> No.56437410

>been with gf for 10 years
>she’s born in 96
>starts to look more and more like her very unattractive mother
Bros what can I do about it. I already force her to go to the gym 3x a week with me and pretty much tell her it’s a little too much with every meal she has (and it is)

Will she ever be skinny and hot again? God I hope so.

>> No.56437416

>>56437410
thats old

my gf is from 2005

>> No.56437421

A nice face and reasonable body. Be under 45... That's it

>> No.56437425

>>56437410
>Will she ever be skinny and hot again?
She keeps getting older. What do you think?

>> No.56437432

>>56437374
Take a look at this fucken guy, Walt Whitman ova ere’

>> No.56437433

>>56437407
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>> No.56437436

>>56437410
Start getting more iodine in her diet, seaweed is good for this.
Helps them age better, it's why Japanese women seem perpetually young.

>> No.56437460

>>56437410
Just make sure she works out and stays in shape with a good diet which will slow the aging process down compared to if she just lards on the couch all day in her free time. Sadly you can't fight genetics so if she's going to turn into her goblina mother then at least she can look halfway decent.

>> No.56437503

>>56437410
>Will the odometer on my car ever go down?!

>> No.56437585

>>56437410

fool, that's why they always say, look at the mother --if the mother is hot, it means she will be hot when she's old. If the mother is a fat piece of shit, she will be a fat piece of shit.

>> No.56437654

>>56437410
>it’s a little too much with every meal she has (and it is)
Meh meh meeeeeh

>> No.56437664
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>>56437585
Bat wings are one to watch for
If their upper arm is already kind of chubby by the time they're 20 / 25, they're probably gonna whale

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56437699

Good example right there
>just a little bit curvy
Nah, its total lack of any form of exercise (even just going to the gym once a week), working desk jobs, hoovering up cake, sweets etc

She's gonna whale brah

>> No.56437718

>>56437410
give her ozempic

>> No.56437728

Lord have mercy anon, find a good woman to marry. :)

>> No.56437767

>>56437088
$0
just have to look and act like a nigger

>> No.56437787

>>56437088
Dress like Tyler Durden and don't give to fucks about any lefty shit. They will flock to you but make sure they are not the enemy chinese Zodiac sign to yourself because you will feel extreme sexual attraction but you will hate this person as they will give you the worst luck.

>> No.56437806

>>56437323
>tfw got married to a prime 2003 pussy that I met on biz instead of fucking 1993 old hags

>> No.56437808

>>56437340
You can’t control who you cum in
You could have sons anytime with any woman

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>>56437363
>>56437390
Big brain plan

>> No.56438325

>>56437374
agreed. lately i just feel bad after sex. i lost my powerlevel trhough my peepee onc again. it feels good until you coom and then it just feels dumb and stupid

>> No.56438408

>>56437101
>refuse to work
But who will run the ketchup and mustard station without you!?!

>> No.56438534

>>56437088
that is undeniably a man

>> No.56438632

>>56437088
I’ve learned that the magic dollar amount is $300 dollars. Yep, that’s it. $300 dollars. And it has to be when they really need it. Rents about to be late, a car repair, whatever. And this has been the exact amount I help them out with every time (6 different women) that has led to me fucking them. Anything less is seen as friend’s favor and you’re just throwing away money, and I’ve never offered anything more than $300 because, why would I if that’s all it takes.

>> No.56438800

you don't need 'enough' money, you just need to get out

>> No.56438858
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>>56437806
Tfw you were born in 93 and look better and younger than girl in OP.
Men aging better than women is such a meme.

>> No.56438883

>>56437368
Who the fuck asked for the faggot how to clean blog post

>> No.56439022

>>56437256
I'm 35, and have been fucking prime uni pussy for the past 10 years.

I get older, they stay 18-22. I'd happily marry one off and procreate but they are all fucking stupid.

>> No.56439044

>>56439022
how do you meet them?
for most socially autistic shut-ins here the only way is dating apps and its bullshit

>> No.56439128

>>56437101
>i refuse to work until the government gives me that pussy.
so you are a faggot that needs stuff to be handed to him by "the government". I thought losers were at the bottom of the pit of uselessness and unskillness, but you find out that the pit can be even deeper every week

tl;dr: you are as much garbage as sandniggers

>> No.56439647

>>56437410
Imagine dating a girl for 10 fucking years.

Put a ring on it or cut her loose you fucking loser.
If you care for her at all, you'd realize that by dragging out your own indecision you are making her life WORSE in the long term.

Let her have a chance to get married while she still has some youth and looks.

Imagine being this narcissistic and selfish.

Zoomers were a mistake. Fuck you man.

>> No.56439667

>>56437088
Cringe

>> No.56439694

>>56438858
You will never be a real woman

>> No.56439704

>>56439694
Silence, XY hybrid.

>> No.56439963

I was quoted $700 a session from an attractive phone brained zoomette on Seeking.

>> No.56440004

>>56437101
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!

>> No.56440056

>>56437101
>>56440004

>waits for pussy to magically land in his lap after making zero effort
that does not happen, never have, never will

it's good more and more men refuse to put in any effort though, easier for me

>> No.56440067

>>56437114
>it will feel better
Untrue

>> No.56440085

>>56440056
>girls never chase him

Lmao

>> No.56440117

>>56440085

Truly hot girls do not need to chase, they are constantly swarmed

>> No.56440132

>>56437088
4K Eurobucks for 2 days, top tier zoomettes here in Germanistan

>> No.56440146 [DELETED] 

>>56440056
> anon thinks me dropping out of the race makes it easier for him

>> No.56440156

>>56437185
Does somewhat narcissistic, not socially awkward, twink, and "white passing" count? Zoomers don't seem to mind me at all, and one sort of tried to take the lead at the office. Until I quit

>> No.56440182

>>56440056
Anon, I'm 8th place and you're 7th place.
If I quit playing go-cart, that doesn't catapult you into the top three.

>> No.56440192
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56440192

You have to make trades like these (but better) every month.

>> No.56440223

>>56440192
Jesus Christ, you're fucking stupid.

>> No.56440224

>>56440192
> just make better trades, bro.
well boys, we did it. the stock market has been beaten.

>> No.56440435

>>56437390
>can you explain to the court what a “bitcoin millipede” is?

>> No.56440554

>>56440435
It's a guy who dabbles in bitcoin for a little while, but after losing some money, and distressed by market volatility, he curls up into a ball. Internet slang, your honour.

>> No.56441146

>>56438858
Id rather marry a 19 yo virgin 7/10 girl than a 9/10 >25yo non virgin

>> No.56441166

>>56441146
U wont get either incel

>> No.56441176

>>56440554
Kek literally me. After losing a bit to btc i went with microsoft.
Now im slowly bleedong money in microsoft HAHAHA

>> No.56441254

>>56441166
I have a 22 yo 8/10 non virgin practice gf anon, idk why ur throwing insults (way off mark btw) when im just contributing an opinion kek

I wont marry my current gf, she wasmt a virgin b4 i met her a uear ago

>> No.56441333

>>56437390
>they sue you because they slept with you under false pretenses
what the fuck, does that really happen?

>> No.56441345

>>56440192
/board

>> No.56441359
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56441359

>>56440192
IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY AHHAHA
after this trade im not settling for some 28 year old roastie, im going straight for college girls

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>>56439128
>you have to work for the government AND the pussy

>> No.56442261

>>56437390
>>if they sue you because they slept with you under false pretenses once they find the truth
sue for what? fraud?

>> No.56442263

>>56441333
Pretty sure they can argue it's coercive rape.

>> No.56442399

>>56442263
no it isn't. coercion requires force not lying. Other wise most women would be coercive rapist for telling white lies to look better like lying about their bodycount

>> No.56442420

>>56437088
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>> No.56442478

>>56437088
how does one find zoomer pussy? i'm never using dating apps, fawk that

>> No.56442515

>>56437503
Kek

>> No.56442531

>>56442399
>Sexual coercion is unwanted sexual activity that happens when you are pressured, tricked, threatened, or forced in a nonphysical way.
Laws about it are different all over the place because it's something they've only been cracking down on since MeToo, but that's the basic definition given on The Office on Women's Health
They expand on it with:
Sexual coercion is unwanted sexual activity that happens after being pressured in nonphysical ways that include:

Being worn down by someone who repeatedly asks for sex
Being lied to or being promised things that weren’t true to trick you into having sex
Having someone threaten to end a relationship or spread rumors about you if you don’t have sex with them
Having an authority figure, like a boss, property manager, loan officer, or professor, use their influence or authority to pressure you into having sex

I'm not sure if anyone's been prosecuted for it yet, but it's only a matter of time. And once it happens, the floodgates may well open.
They'd be repeatedly thrown out of court because double standards in the jewstice system are rampant, but it would be very funny if guys started suing women for lying about their body count.
>$1000 per partner over the stated amount.
>we all become millionaires overnight.

>> No.56442536

>>56437806
>Married
>Prime
>Met on biz
Funny joke, made me lol.

>> No.56442541

>posts 5/10 completely avg female
>acts like this is unattainable
what did he mean by this?

>> No.56442576

>>56439647
kill yourself you fuckin freak

>> No.56442598

>>56442541
99.5% of this board could not even get a match with this girl. Let alone a date. She is. 9.5. You have porno brain. Seethe

>> No.56442608

>>56439647
Who hurt you bro? Nice projecting tho.
Her parents are divorced. Mine aren’t. We talked about marriage like adults and both think it doesn’t make much sense. If you love each other you stay together regardless, if you fall out of love you do so regardless of a ring on your finger or not. Not a difficult process to understand is it? Almost every parent couple of my friends divorced btw, numbers aren’t good. Don’t think it does anything if you’re not religious and we’re not.

>> No.56442711

>>56442478
+1
I was thinking hanging around a college with a fancy car or going to some zoomette hobby place.
OR going to a small rural town and hanging around school for 18yos yes, no shame, but yolo

>> No.56442734

>>56438632

based

>> No.56442759

>>56442478
dating apps, seeking dot com

bio:yacht dates only

>> No.56442782

>>56439022
This. Young pussy is so easy it’s not even fun, you just have to appear to be a confident, charming grown man. Our competition really is that low

>> No.56442822

>>56437256
They aren't getting pussy in general. I think women underestimate how much easier it is for men to date younger women. The chances are higher to date a 19 year old at 25 or a 22 year old at 30. There are circumstances that can make it harder, but it's not a blanket thing. You can be a pizza delivery driver at 25 and date 19 year olds. It's not as hard as people think. What makes it hard is they're often not around each other. Put lots of 18-22 year old women around 25-35 year old men and they're going to date and have sex. Obviously not all of them, but anyone who thinks that none of those guys are going to be able to have sex and date them is delusional.

>> No.56442846

>>56442711
It's not illegal and it's easier. Don't let people criticize you for making your dating life easier. Women do it all the time.

>> No.56442859

>>56437088
Being in the right place at the right time and being tall and handsome is all it takes. Most zoomettes don't want anything permanent, just quick pump and dumps. Tinder ghosts.

>> No.56442870

>>56437409
>Even more so than millennials since zoomers are coming of age during the worse economic conditions in over 50 to 80 years.

What are you smoking? Unemployment is at a low, major labor shortage, stonks are high, wages are rising. Are you even old enough to have experienced a recession?

>> No.56442879

>>56442531
>Being lied to or being promised things that weren’t true to trick you into having sex
This lying is different than lying about yourself to be more attractive. If someone with power let's a boss lies to a women that sleeping with them will give them a raise, but then doesn't then it becomes coercion. The women in this scenario doesn't actually want to have sex but do it because they are promised something. If you lie about being rich to make yourself more attractive that isn't coercion.

>> No.56442880

>>56437088
Just be 6'2", /fit/, and have a big pee. AKA bee yourself my dude. I get all the zussy all the time and I'm a poorfren.

>> No.56442896
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>>56438858
It's just genetics and good skin care dude. I'm almost 40 and I look 19-22 because I didn't fall for the degenerate memes and I also, you know, used moisturizer despite getting banted for being gay.

Jokes on you fags, I'm smashing barely legal pussy and you're dealing with your obese roastie!

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56442909

>>56437088

You just need confidence and good social skills.

>> No.56442918

>>56442879
I don't know, it's pretty airy language.
Like I said before, it's only a matter of time before some woman brings a lawsuit against a midget who said he was a leprechaun, the judge ruling against the leprechaun because the woman obviously needs the full support of the law and the judge had a bad time at a circus as a kid, and then the floodgates will open.

>> No.56442931

>>56437410

AMORTIZATION, ma niga.

Mine is made in 2006. Perfectly legal in my country. I'll give her another 5 years of maintenance before i switch.

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56442939

>>56437103
>Have your own place

>> No.56442963

>>56442918
I think it's too late for that in america at least. They could have tried around 2017 during the height of metoo but now people are over it and accusers would rather ruin people's lives then actually send them to jail. In some European countries like Italy it is illegal to lie to get laid. Not sure exactly what that entails

>> No.56442992
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56442992

I have a high-paying career and my own house. Zoomer bitches should be lining up to get with me!

>> No.56443009

I just want a loving wife that I can devote my entire life to

>> No.56443010

>>56442963
>>56442918
none of these false accusations would happen if bring over to your boat and fuck her in the middle of the ocean while its getting recorded by cams
She accuses you of rape once you get famous or ultra rich, and you show the judge a video of her riding you on the bow of the boat
case closed

>> No.56443058

>>56442963
All right, I just decided to look it up, seems it's not illegal yet, at least not in Australia.
>To be guilty of this offence, the prosecution must prove that (a) you dishonestly obtained property or a financial advantage by deception or (b) you attempted to do this, even if you were unsuccessful.
>So, if you tell lies on a dating app with the intention of defrauding someone of their property or money, you could be guilty of this offence.
I would argue that if a woman lied about her body count and didn't come clean before the wedding, she'd be guilty of this.
But then again, I did try and argue that the UN was liable for damages for not using the fullness of their power to quell certain civil rights abuses across the world after I sent them an email.

>> No.56443083

>>56443009
gay
>I just want a loving wife that can devote her entire life to me
ftfy

>> No.56443092

>>56443058
Knew I should've got my law license:
>Did your wife lie about her body count and not come clean before the wedding?
>YOU may be entitled to compensation!

>> No.56443101

>>56443083
thats too hard to find

>> No.56443120

>>56443083
This anon knows. Find a woman that loves and wants you while you like her, enjoy her company and makes your life easier

>> No.56443127

>>56443009
yeah same. u ever read Feynman's letter to his dead wife? I want that shit

>When you were sick you worried because you could not give me something that you wanted to and thought I needed. You needn’t have worried. Just as I told you then there was no real need because I loved you in so many ways so much. And now it is clearly even more true — you can give me nothing now yet I love you so that you stand in my way of loving anyone else — but I want you to stand there. You, dead, are so much better than anyone else alive.

I know you will assure me that I am foolish and that you want me to have full happiness and don’t want to be in my way. I’ll bet you are surprised that I don’t even have a girlfriend (except you, sweetheart) after two years. But you can’t help it, darling, nor can I — I don’t understand it, for I have met many girls and very nice ones and I don’t want to remain alone — but in two or three meetings they all seem ashes. You only are left to me. You are real.

>> No.56443214

>>56442608
no bro you dont understand you have to get to government involved in your personal relationship because...you just do, ok???

>> No.56443222

>>56442822
I figured this out when I started dating a 20 year old when I was 33. Her best friend, same age as her, was dating a 36 year old. Yeah they both had daddy issues but so many of them do that it's basically a given.

>> No.56443235

>>56440192
dayum this is the trade i finna be tryna make so i can make it back to thailand

>> No.56443644

>>56440117
That just means you aren't worth the chase to them

>> No.56443757

>>56437088
Pathetic cumbrain paypig.

>> No.56443943

>>56441333
Lol no

>> No.56443969

>>56437088
Enough to buy a house, then you get all the bitches

>> No.56444000

>>56443969
imagine a literal female girl like picrel making you dinny then you cuddling in your big comfy house it's all i want do you hear me it's all i want

>> No.56444049
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>>56437088
> get yourself a shitty beat up Honda with 200k miles
> sell drugs and wear flashy urban rapper clothes
> do some jail time
> get a few tattoos
> generally be a giant asshole and treat women like shit
> bonus points if you knock up a few women up and are tied down with child support payments but never pay them
That’s pretty much all there is to attracting a modern woman

>> No.56445272

>>56442931
How old r u?
Howd u meet her without it being weird lol

>> No.56445341

>>56444049
Its only the low quality women with poor self control )indicated by their fashion sense, tattoos, odd piercings) and other markers like alcohol, music habbits etc

Normally girls who are, well, normal dont seek out degenerates, but instead seek providers they can leech off of

>> No.56445373

Rape costs the price of a .22 pistol and a skimask, friendo.

>> No.56445395

>>56442896
you look 42 nigga tf you talking about 'look almost 19-22'

>> No.56445418

>>56441359
2 3 1 (not even sure 1 is female)

>> No.56445491

>>56437096
>>56437116
These. /biz/ usually has wealthcels trying to cope with "provider game". Betabuxx shit doesn't work, it's refreshing to see anons give actually solid advice

>> No.56445519

>>56445341
>but instead seek providers they can leech off of
they're still getting clapped by poorfag chads.

>> No.56445545

>>56437088
It's relative to your location. About 50% more than any other guy where you live.

>> No.56445662

>>56438632
based how'd you meet them

>> No.56445729

>>56445341
Eh you don't even have to do jail time. I was in my 20s working in an upper middle class area. Granted i came from a middle class family myself. I didn't have trouble dating girls that lived in the area.

>> No.56446185

I talk to girls. It costs $0

>> No.56446324

I banged multiple 19-21 year Olds outside of clubs when they closed. Just simply left the bar/club at the same time and said to ones randomly "who wants to grab another drink" and then took them home.

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>>56439128
>noooo how dare you refuse to be exploited like me!
>you MUST allow yourself to be treated like a bitch by Mr. Shekelberg like me!
>I'm going to shame you like a woman until you obey me!
You're a coward calling his chains "bracelets".

>> No.56446653

>>56440056
Bruh you are keeping this system alive by "grinding"

>> No.56446727

>>56437088
You don't get zoomette pussy because even when they swipe right on you they only say one word or never respond then randomly de add you a few days later.

>> No.56446862

>>56446727
Yeah what’s the deal with that lol
>>56446185
Talk about what? Any attempt at conversation just gets me looks of contempt and hatred

>> No.56446876

>>56437088
Most of them are nonwhite with aheago faces on by default. Why would you want one?

>> No.56446925

>>56439128
You are a faggot that willingly hands stuff over to "the government" to pay for his welfare.

>> No.56446929

Its Eva Cudmore btw

>> No.56447284

>>56437088
You can hit it raw while she's ovulating if you can spot her change for a Wendy's 4 for 4.

>> No.56447428
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>>56437256
>meth
>porn
>dark web stuff with vpn when i get bored
Do this once a week. Get a week's full of horniness out of my system and be highly productive and not down bad for the next 6 days

>> No.56447683

>>56442759
yacht dates are always a good choice, because of the implication

>> No.56447699

>>56447428
>dark web stuff with a vpn
I shiggy

>> No.56447739 [DELETED] 

>>56446862
It doesn't matter. First point is you talk to them. Second point is you make them laugh before asking their name. read literature and figure out how it was done 200 years ago no different now.

>> No.56447863
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56447863

>29
>live with mom
>lost virginity at 23
>had sex again at 28
>fat gf
>never went to prom
>never had teen sex
>never had teen romance/gf
>5'8"

i cant wait to be a crypto hundred thousandaire. its all i am looking forward too

>> No.56447890

>>56447428
God I bet she has a massive donger

>> No.56447921

>>56442992
WE ARE OWED ZOOMER PUSS

>> No.56447934

>>56439022
It’s called post orgasmic irritability syndrome. There’s (((meds))) for this

>> No.56448175

>>56440435
I have thousands of Sathoshis.

>> No.56448387

>>56439963
That's honestly not horrible, just make sure to get $700 worth of sex each session

>> No.56448602

>>56447863
as a 6'2" chad at 27 who has had all those things (except sex funnily enough, religious exgf and all) I feel uniquely qualified to tell you that you don't have to feel bad about any of those things anon
the only reason you feel bad about not having x experience is that you hold sex in a scarcity mindset
when you get a wife you will realize that sex is not all that special, in fact I bet the idea of fucking one girl forever is not even that appealing to you, and that's a hint that even fucking a different pretty girl every time will still get old just the same
the idea at the beginning of every destructive addiction is the lie that more of the thing will be better
as if triggering another dopamine release THIS time will be different, or any diifferent than the last time
you need to start enjoying things RIGHT NOW, it's the only time you will ever be in


enjoy your first $100k and realize that you're well ahead of the pack
you already had sex so it proves you are fuckable
you've already made it, you already won

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>>56448602
Based chad inspo posting

>> No.56448824

>>56448602
thanks anon. i needed that

>> No.56448839

>>56439022
>>56439044
gradschool or he's a professor I'd say. I hear these relationships are actually quite common.

>>56443222
How'd you meet?

>>56439647
faggot. Maybe men would be willing to commit sooner if women offered anything decent in return. Risking divorce? Alimony? For what? Just some tax breaks and ran through pussy? Fuck that. Women created this system not men so fuck 'em.

>> No.56448939

>>56437256
I'm 47 and get tons of zoomer bussy

>> No.56449158

>>56439647
Roastie stay toasty lmao

>> No.56449866

>>56448839
>gradschool or he's a professor I'd say. I hear these relationships are actually quite common
nope they can get fired and get metood

>> No.56449902

You absolutely don’t need to be rich, just be fit, be funny, put some care into your appearance, don’t be an awkward creep/jerk, and have some hobbies that don’t involve staring at a screen.

>> No.56450338

>>56437114
>im an adult virgin

>> No.56450346

>>56439128
Why do you guys get so mad when someone says they won't work until they get pussy? It's really funny because you'll post 100s of posts getting mad but then pretend you don't care

>> No.56450485

>>56437088
zoomies are old and busted, go for alphies imo

>> No.56450634

>>56440004
NO PUSSY NO WORKEROOSY

>> No.56450694

>>56442536
Wanna know how i KNOW you're on the spectrum?

>> No.56450700

why is this thread still up

>> No.56451234

>>56450700
Jannies are busy deleting anti link threads and comments

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>>56450346
NO BUSSY
NO WORK

>> No.56451335

Seriously though, 174 replies and no one has the correct answer to OP question. Pretty sad biz. The correct answer is $100

>> No.56451337

>>56442896
Uncle Rico looking ass

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>>56437103
I'm 33, my apartment looks like this and I fuck 1-2 new zoomettes every week. Most of them straight from the gym.

>> No.56451633

>>56445341
>Normally girls who are, well, normal dont seek out degenerates

Kek but you'll near someday

>> No.56451642

>>56451335
nigger where? where do you find these cheap zoomer whores?

>> No.56451657

>>56451633
*learn

>> No.56451699

>>56451490
sure in your dreams

>> No.56451759

>>56451699
Your coping makes my cock hard.

>> No.56451817

>>56451490
How do you pull bitches at the gym? Hard to get an opener, the only time I make eye contact is when I'm deadlifting heavy or doing hard cardio on treadmill and then by the time I can make a move the moment has passed

>> No.56451879

>>56451817
Sometimes they ask me for help or tips, sometimes I ask if I can work in or something. Then I just keep talking. Only once I've approached directly.

After we've talked, we conveniently leave at the same time and talk some more. I walk with them for a while if they're going the same direction and "oh, I live just behind that grocery store btw".

>> No.56451890

>>56442822
>I think women underestimate how much easier it is for men to date younger women.
what makes it easier?

>> No.56452447

>>56437410
they only start looking better after you breakup with them which is ironic as if she cared about her husband/long term bf she would have changed for her but once the relationship for her ends she starts doing the very best to look like a hot milf so she can once again fuck Chads
And no I am not married I am barely 24 but I have seen it a thousand times already lol

>> No.56452587

>>56451817
>>56451879

just bee yourself

>> No.56452617

>>56442576
>>56442608
>>56448839
>>56449158

No one says you have to marry her. But even by your own blackpill logic, you're being a selfish douchebag. A woman in her late 30's has WAY less options for dating than a man in his late 30's. Way less. This is from your own cringe Tate / Rollo Tomassi / muh SMV bullshit.

You're probably going to make it big, walk away from her like a selfish prick.

I don't believe your girlfriend wants to live alone in her later years because her parents got divorced.

Sitting on your hands for 3-4 years is totally fine in this day and age, but DATING for 10 years. WTF?

>> No.56453327

>>56449866
I think this is over blown by the anti-woke crowd.

>>56452617
Feminist pushed women into the workforce normalizing women not being homemakers. Feminist pushed women into having libertine sex lives, increasing their probability of divorce. Feminists pushed for no-fault divorce laws making it far easier for a woman to divorce her husband on a whim. So I'll ask again what does a man have to gain by committing when the risk clearly outweigh the rewards? The intuition of marriage is beginning to fail largely because of the work of women. You made your bed now lie in it. Saying that isn't selfish.

Men won't want to commit unless they can control their households again.

>> No.56453432

>>56441369
you don't have to work at all if you're attractive which you are not :^)

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>>56441333
most women are idiotic liars who claim they will call the cops but never will.

I made an account on a sugardaddy website and fucked multiple girls for free. Never paid them. These whores would even invite me to their apartments or parents house while they were sleeping. I lied and said I would pay them later but just blocked them. I would always make an excuse to go to my car after fucking. They just will spam your phone from fake number / other snapchat account and then claim they are going to call the cops if you do not pay them. They won't. They know they are whores and fucked up.

These whores are delusional and actually expect men to pay them 500-1000 dollars just for the privilege to fuck them. american women are delusional.

>> No.56453467

>>56453327
Yes, your girlfriend of 10 years created, implemented and forced into the legal code modern feminism. She's to blame for it all. She just is OK!!!

The irony is that feminism is the result of cynical corporations and female executives.

You ditching your girlfriend of 10 years will nd immiserate her in her later years TOTALLY change the system.

Fucking zoomers. Again, don't marry her. But fucking make up your mind.

>> No.56453477

>>56453441
fucking kek if true. How'd you convince them? Just wrote you're a bitcoin millionaire on your profile and took a bunch of larp pics of yourself in suit and tie?

>> No.56453537

Where the fuck are you guys meeting these zoomer women?

>> No.56453538

>>56453441
Damn you got some balls anon. Some of the skanks on those sites have literally nothing going in their lives to the point where I could see them going nuclear on someone over a few hundred bucks.
How many girls have you done this to? Did you ever run into one who demanded the money before fucking? Or confronted you/stopped you when you tried going to your car after? I'm also guessing this can only work if you go over to their place vs. getting a hotel since they can try to get the hotel involved if you disappear.

>> No.56453559

>>56453467
I never said it was her fault as an individual. I'm just saying the system is fucked and until it's fixed I'm looking out for yours truly. And I'm not apologizing for this.

Seethe more you old roastie.

>> No.56453575

>>56453477
I just act normal and talk to them for a long period of time before just rushing to fucking. aka like 30 minutes of just talking and acting like a normal human being. talking about my career and talking about my ex and how I spoiled her and took her shopping so much. Just stories which are believable. I never claimed to be a millionaire I just claimed to make 100k-120k a year.

You just have to use a fake number because I was dumb and used my real number once and I had a threesome with 2 sluts off a sugardaddy website and they found my parents number through my real number and were harassing them trying to talk shit to me. before they called them they were threatening me claiming they were calling the cops and when that failed they tried to blackmail me saying they would just call my parents for fucking them when I am 29 year old grown man apparently this is embarrassing according to them and me supposedly going to pay them but not. I am not even close to my parents so I don't really care but

point is just use a fake number, and then try to go to their place and then after fucking maybe just hangout with them for a while longer then make an excuse to go outside or to your car then just drive off and block them. I don't even feel bad because they are amateur whores
>>56453538
I have done this to about 5 girls. successfully. I have had girls ask for money upfront and I would just talk my way out of it saying how I have had girls scam me before doing that and not provide and I only fuck first , one girl refused and I just left honestly.

And I had a threesome with 2 girls and made excuse to go to my car to get the money then I was just walking fast in front of them as they were clearly trying to follow me and probably had a bad feeling but I just drove off successfully. this was at their hotel. just act normal and be convincing

Never do it at your own house , I have done that once and it just causes too much drama if the girl is crazy

>> No.56453628

>>56453575
what sugar dadyy site?

>> No.56453630

>>56437096
/thread

>> No.56453656

>>56453575
Thanks for the info. Using a fake name + fake phone number + never hosting at your own place seems like a pretty basic starting point. And saying you have cash in your car seems like the best excuse to dip out. I'd be nervous about them having my license plate number but most of them are probably too dumb to do anything meaningful with just that

>> No.56453686

>>56437410
tell her she looks better after exercise instead of looking worse without, positive reinforcement, even if it's just lies at the begining

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>>56437199
Know the feel bro. Know the feel.

>> No.56453759

>>56453575
lmao. I wonder how they found your parents' number through yours though. I didn't think that was possible.

And on another note, what do you mean asking for money upfront? I thought when sugar daddying you had to pay them in gifts and fancy dinners as a loophole to save yourself any prostitution charges.

>> No.56453796

>>56453628
seeking. i don't know if there are any other legit websites for this. you have to keep in mind you have to pay 80 dollars a month for subscription here but if you are getting free pussy even just once a month then its worth it.

These sluts will make out with you and let you fuck raw. prostitutes won't. plus prostitutes always make you pay before sex so you can't be scamming them plus they usually have pimps .
>>56453656
these girls are not smart. plus its not like they are going to actually call the cops on you even if they did get your plate info on your car. I have had several girls threaten to call cops on me and clearly never did. its just a bluff to get you to pay them because they think their pussy is so valuable. they will always threaten to call cops unless you cashapp or venmo them money. just block and ignore.

you just have to make them feel the most comfortable they can possibly be around you. then if they drink try to get them tipsy too if you are over their place. makes it easier to just walk off and block and ghost them.
>>56453759
I think they searched my phone number and found my name then did research to find my parents name and number. I have a very uncommon last name.

a lot of these girls are ok meeting you without even meeting for dinner or going shopping etc. a lot just want an "allowance" aka money say for example 500 or 1000 dollars. They use terms like PPM (pay per meet) basically codewords for prostitution but are in denial about it. so they a lot of them definitely will fuck for money and don't care about loopholes like gifts/shopping/dinners.

so many of these girls just sound desperate for money because they have 0 real skills. the more desperate the better and its easier.

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>>56437088
$0 and complete disregard for absolutely everything provides you with however much zoomette pussy you want but makes you realize that zoomette pussy is simply not worthwhile so you go take a walk to the bus stop and take the bus to the train station where you change into a completely different outfit with a hoodie and hat and sunglasses and a mask and a puffy jacket and baggy pants so you're unrecognizable and then take a train into the city where you buy a bunch of different items from a variety of different stores for cash and then you wander around the city until you find some random but adequate girl to make fall in love with you because you can literally make anyone fall in love with you because you simply don't care about them and that's the most powerful attractant to creatures who crave attention so you slide right into that girl's apartment and both of her roommates also ride your dick so that you ultimately become the chadly guy living with three city girls in their twenties and fucking all three of them but you declare the living room your personal demesne and just pass out on the couch instead of climbing into bed with any of your three temporary brides after sigma grinding all day and night on a pair of laptop computers you acquired by dumpster diving around the ivy league university downtown and craft this entire online persona along with numeral fake credentials et cetera so now after a month or two of running through these three hoes and a few of their hoe friends and some random hoe you found in the park and brought home just living off of the comfortable income you've been earning daily on your phone by selling covered call options on a variety of hundred share blocks of stock while your chainlink continues to pile up through staking and so now you suddenly make the jump and completely surprise the hoes by suddenly simply being entirely gone one day except for a small cardboard box taped up with your assumed name and burner phone number.

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56453987

>>56453441
>>56453575
>>56453796
Absolutely & Savagely Based; have yet another well-earned (You) and carry on.

>> No.56454003

>>56437416
A fine vintage.

>> No.56455451

>>56453796
Any law anon care to comment on this?
Legally i dont think hes breaking the law here since they are concenting.
But i cant help but feel like if he makes the wrong move he may get pinched like they will say he raped her or some shit, like she said no last minute and now hes got rape charges to deal with for some whore pussy.
Or what if its a bitter girl who asks her friend to go on the app and lure him and bait his ass into some trap or just to fuck his car up while he’s upstairs trying to bust a nut.

Like all i have to say is nice anon, but youre playing with fire, do not ruin your life over some mid puss