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Got married to what I thought was a great girl, five years and one kid later and she is a fucking landwhale. I used to laugh at chicks like this at the bar "hey boys, it's time to man the harpoons!" and now I'm married to one of these hambeasts. Doesn't help that she is a naggy cunt. Please anons do not get married. I wish I could rewind the clock so bad.

>> No.56427661

>>56427640
She quite chunky in the before image as well.

>> No.56427673

Not a man of culture, I see.

>> No.56427779
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your only suppose to marry a girl if shes mega rich (has millions in the bank liquid) therefore if your relationship doesnt work out, you can always walk out with extra monies as compensation, think long term nigga

>> No.56427793

not marrying an Introverted INFJ girl
you were doomed

>> No.56427801

Let's see her ass tho

>> No.56427807 [DELETED] 

>>56427640
Bro is such a faggot he doesn’t even realize this is a finance blue board. You’re so desperate for attention or probability is high that marijuana is your favorite pastime you end up droning out and posting this absolute garbage content. Maybe try twitter with this faggot shit

>> No.56427828

>>56427640
That's why I only date sticcs and vet her living habits and family.

>> No.56427833

>>56427640
How do I prevent this?

I figured getting with a petite Asian girl is the move. Or a non western women.

>> No.56427842

>>56427833
Asians can still get fat. Key is >>56427828 and I think even then it's not 100% guaranteed she won't become obeast down the line.

>> No.56427909

>>56427833
you can always see the future fat person in their face

>> No.56427942
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>>56427640
Are you sure you haven't become a feeder OP?

>> No.56427952

>>56427640
Post belly pics pussy

>> No.56427988

>>56427640
Not a lady till 180

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>>56427988
moonbeefs and their cosmic offspring should be exterminated

>> No.56428288
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56428288

My gf is a latina and I make her go to the gym, she knows if she ever gets fat i will cheat on her. The good thing is shes an INTJ exactly like me so we get along very well and she never nags me because I hold all the power with my chad looks.

>> No.56428341

>>56427640
OP, you are to blame.
Stop falling for the feminist bullshit that women are stronk and that women carve out their own destiny.

They don´t.
They are dependent on men.
She is dependent on you.
See her like a dog, but like in a good way.
A dog when it likes its owner will do anything for him. He will wait for hours till owner gets home and be super excited when he does.
For a dog, his owner is his whole world.
So is for a woman, the man is her whole world and later her children.
This is magnificent but you need to know how to unlock it.
If you start to neglect your dog and doesnt give it treats (flowers, compliments) it will stop being that cheerful puppy giving affection as much as it can.
For a woman, this will cause unhappiness and stress.
She will try to relieve this main cause of sadness (you and how you treat her) with temporary boosts of endorphins (food, yay!).

It's 100% your fault OP.
Own up to it and start treating her better.
Telling her she's fat will not help, it will make it worse.
Try to compliment her as much as you can even though you're far away from the mental state of doing so.
It is you that needs to make the mental switch first, then will she and stop eating, start exercising.

>> No.56428344

>>56428288
Used to have an 18 infj brazil gf...very beauty but boy being with a pessimistic robot who is positive once every 4 years is tough. Add to this the occasiobal female be and i was happy when this relationship was over.
I'll be looking for an infj cutey now.

>> No.56428345

>>56428344
>occasional female bpd

>> No.56428375

>>56427661
Yup, those arms are a sign

>> No.56428405

>>56427833
non-western women have the same genes as western women. they will most likely get fat if they come to the US. the only real solution is to find a western woman mid-30s in good shape and ready to have kids. its a good bet they have established a solid lifestyle

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>>56427640
>I used to laugh at chicks like this at the bar "hey boys, it's time to man the harpoons!" and now I'm married to one of these hambeasts
holy kek

>> No.56428589

>>56428405
I have heard it said many times and with farcebook proof that going to the usa is a deliberate choice to get fat
Seriously what is so wrong with your foodsystem

>> No.56428601

Bro embrace the architecture.

>> No.56428610

>>56428288
Sounds like true love…

>> No.56428628

Once I had a huge argument with my wife about going out to eat. It made me so mad, I lost 40 pounds out of sheer spite. I just always said I wasn't hungry. Once I weighed the same as her, it really got to her.. it was glorious.

>> No.56428632

>>56427833
met her mother, that's she in 10 years after marriage

>> No.56428863

>>56428586
>man the harpoons!"
i always wondered why they called it "poon-tang"

>> No.56428887

>>56427988
Based chubby chasing rule of thumber

>> No.56428913

>>56427640
it really is a scam, now try getting a divorce because she became a land whale, can't do it, not without splitting 50/50 everything you worked for in your life, oof.

>> No.56428916

>>56427640
My wife complains about photos of herself saying “oh im so fat wah wah”, downs a chocolate bar 5 minutes later.

>> No.56428928

Uh it's your fault for all the times you just ordered out and ate a bunch of crap because you were all too tired. Guessing you're an internally naggy midsized fag with a low to average penis. Takes two to tango m8, just as much your fault as hers.

>> No.56428937

>>56428863
Thar she blow.

>> No.56428953

>>56428916
>>56427640
you fags have no control over your wives, holy shit romans would consider you worse than slaves

>> No.56428955

>>56428928
fuck off simp incel its a story bout how she got fat not how the man may or may not also not be a good person. you single mom raised cu males acting like females is usually due to being single mom raised and a lack of a masculine father in the household which a simp incel usually lacks.

>> No.56428960

>>56428928
Maybe. He this could be true.
But I see so many one sided relationships where one person is grinding and the other is just a waste. Just a fucking wreck of a human parasitically attached to an otherwise lovely and functional healthy human.
I’m not sure if they’re secretly feeders.. but I would not and could not stifle my vomit of these folks. The smell of these land whale bitches and butchered is atrocious.
Both gender roles though.

Granted yes there plenty (most) couples who just mutually agree the best they could bother was to deteriorate with each other.

>> No.56428962

>>56428960
Bitches and bitchettes *

>> No.56428967

>>56427640
Marriage is Based as Fuck and anyone that says otherwise is terminally retarded or heartbroken or both. Sack the fuck up and keep moving until you're not either or both of those things.

>> No.56429027

>Doesn't help that she is a naggy cunt
You allowed that to happen

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>>56427640
You're not even trying if that's as big as you can get her.

Do what I did. I started melting a shit ton of butter into the pasta that I would make for my wife. It's basically undetectable and it's calorie dense. I used that and a lot of ice cream to make her really pack on the weight.

>> No.56429083

i wish my wife would get a little chubbier but i guess i'll just have to give it some time.

>> No.56429132

>>56427640
Pretty easy to see where she was going to end up. She was at maximum density in the before pic.

>> No.56429270

>>56428628
>lost a child’s worth of weight to prove a point to his wife
Based

>> No.56429319

>>56427779
i put a baby in my girlfriend
she has more LINK than most people here though so were getting married
(we actually hold about equal link, I have way more in alts than here though)

>> No.56429447

>>56429074
Yayaya the second one mwaaaa
ooga booga gondalawaooooga

>> No.56429592

>>56427640
Nakadashi and drink her breast milk everyday. Never let her stop milking since she wants to be a cow so bad.

>> No.56429605
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56429605

>married a debt free virgin without tattoos because polbiz said so
>we find out she has severe endometriosis and is likely infertile
>she just sads around my house all day

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>>56428288
>>56427833
>>56428344

>> No.56429651

>>56429605
WTF stop gangstalking me

>> No.56429675

>>56427640
Same. It's too late for me boys. Save yourselves. First, she can't be thicc when you met her. You may love dat ass in her 20s, but dat ass will have tripled in size by 40 - along with her gunt, foompa, cankles, and bingo wings. Take a look at her mom. That is largely like looking at a time machine. See how her family eats. Look at how she eats. Does she eat goyslop? Does she have a need to finish everything on her plate? If she is at all bitchy or pushy, this will not get better with age. If she ever has a cross word for you then drop her like a bad habit.

t. Married 26 years. AMA.

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>>56427807
Fucking up and marrying the wrong partner is one of the worst decisions a man can make. Married couples in successful marriages usually make more money than their peers. Economies of scale.

>> No.56429684

>>56427640
Wtf she got hotter

>> No.56429688

>>56428632
This is the correct answer

>> No.56429704

>>56429605
Is she a gamer girl at least?

>> No.56429731

>>56427942
that chick isn't 253lbs, probably more like 175 or something.

>> No.56429744

my wife was fat from the start and I got arranged married.
My parents lied to me about her being thin.

>> No.56429848

i am actually attracted to fat white women
so i moved to the midwest and found a wife with muscular legs and giant boobs and had 4 sons who are 99th percentile height and weight
i am 5'10, 180 lbs and all of my offspring is going to be around 6'6

>> No.56429859

>>56429319
dating a link'jeet. Nice anon. They're not my taste but good for you sers!

>> No.56429879

>>56428589
>Seriously what is so wrong with your foodsystem
nothing. Calories cannot enter your body without your consent fatty

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>>56429879
Sugar and fat are addictive as fuck, though. Most people are weak-willed, seek instant gratification though the senses and don't think in their long term health and appearance. And (((they))) know

>> No.56430108

>>56429074
Degenerate fag

>> No.56430135

>>56427640
It isn't, we get 2 incomes, sex, companionship, kids

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>>56427640
>>56427942
>>56429074

>> No.56430178

>>56429675
>If she is at all bitchy or pushy, this will not get better with age. If she ever has a cross word for you then drop her like a bad habit.
I'm engaged, been dating her for two years now. We've been living together for months and have never once fought about anything.

>> No.56430192

>>56427640
Women hit the wall at 18

>> No.56430195

>>56429879
Missing the point entirely
We are talking about people that had healthy lifestyles and normal weights for years back where ever
But then boom 1 to 2 years in the usa and fat
Now did their willpower or desire to be healthy suddenly shifted or is most of the food available in the usa poison so that if you take your old eating habits over you get fat
Aint nobody getting warned to treat the goyslop as toxic sludge on the plane anon
Now evidently i am here so i know hence no need to start projecting your insecurities into ad homs

>> No.56430227

>>56429675
Why does pee pee and cumcum come from the same hole?

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u didnt see this coming? bitch probably works office job doing nothing but eating garbage poisonous "food" all day long.

>> No.56430374

>>56429744
No poos allowed here

>> No.56430801

>>56429605
you can always adopt. lots of african children could use your love

>> No.56430907

>>56427640
Develop a feederism fetish. Problem solved.

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>>56429074

>> No.56432459

>>56427640
Same and she’s a lazy slob as well. Now my entire life is work, take care of kids, and do house chores.

>> No.56432499

>>56427640
>you vs the girl he tells you not to worry about

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how much net worth do i need for a sub 15 girl?

>> No.56432585

>>56427640
Women are atrocious. My current GF has severe mental problems where she will freak out at her family and friends and me and threaten to kill people or destroy their shit if they slight her. Honestly I probably have to end this shit soon, I just can’t see myself living with a psychotic lady for the next 40 years.

>> No.56432938

>>56429625
nice muttoids collection

>> No.56432955

>>56428375
Agreed. Fat arms are a dead giveaway

>> No.56433062

>>56427779
Is that cum in his hair?

>> No.56433085

>>56427640
Business and Finance indeed faggot

P.S.: Embrace the Architect life

>> No.56433108

>>56429605
Just keep trying. I'm not even joking. My wife also has endometriosis and she managed to give birth to our son after four years of failed attempts. He is 8 now and I'm glad we didn't give up. (pregnancy was risky though, wife wasn't allowed to do tasks around the house and we basically relied on her mom for everything, but nothing went wrong in the end)

>> No.56433166

The good thing about having fat wifes is knowing she'll never cheat on you. I'd rather have that safety than a hot wife and the potential of raising someone elses kids.

>> No.56434091

>>56432571
Those weights need to be recalibrated.

>> No.56434171

>>56427640
That's one of the many reasons why I dumped my gf after 2 years of dating. She went from going to the gym 4 days a week to giving up and saying that it's impossible for women to lose weight without doing surgery.

>> No.56434572

>>56428632
Not always.
Been with my wife for like 27 years and she's never put on any weight at all. Both her mother and her sisters are on the frumpy side but my wife has always been slim. Maybe she takes after her Dad.

>> No.56435034

>>56430374
in your country?

>> No.56435093

>tfw always liked fat girls
>tfw happily married and wife is like 150 lbs now
Feels good man

>> No.56435103

Divorced anon here.

MOST American women do this after kids and marriage. They don’t give a fuck about you, your sex drive or making you happy. You are a means to an end. This isn’t necessarily a “choice” in a woman’s mind, they are hard wired this way.

Only way out is if you meet a woman who loves exercising and does it religiously. Some of those women will still maintain the body.

>> No.56435207

>>56427833
High intelligence people are less likely to be fat than low intelligence ones. Find a high IQ girl and not the dull basic bitches who are low inhib.