/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56417931
do you have kids with her? Buy a new one

>>56417941
No but we've been together a while and everything else is good in the relationship

>>56417931
Tell her you need to spice up the relationship. Ask her to go to bars to pickup men, and that you'll be hiding in the bedroom closest when she comes back home.

>>56417931
buy a new one

I broke up with a girl because she was starting to put on weight, and didn't seem to have any drive to work it off, and now she's huge.
Sometimes you just have to sell the red candles, anon.

>>56417931
>>56417972
I'm in a similar situation, but I'm married and got two kids. We're both almost 40. I'd rather just jerk off then bang my wife. I think I'm going to have to turn to escorts if I want to get pussy these days since I don't want a divorce.

In the same boat OP, my GF has a chud chin. I know I can do better but I hate women and interacting with them and am too lazy to chase other pussy. Haven’t had sex in months and I don’t even care. Most everything else about her is great and I know from experience the hotter the girl the more entitled/pain in the ass/monkey brancher she will be,

>>56417989
But she looks the same, she is attractive. I'm just bored with regular sex. I miss excitement of new things.

>>56417931
at least you have a girlfriend. I fumbled the only girl I really liked and she liked me too. I think about it everyday lmao. Literally get out of bed, into the shower and immediately my mind rewinds to the time I fucked up 3 years ago.

>>56417983
kek

>>56418005
fuck her butt

>>56417994
>>56417997
It's all so tiresome. At least there's endless porn.

>>56418031
Porn makes me feel like trash unfortunately, I still cave and watch it a few times a month but it always leaves me feeling dirty and like a gigantic waste of time.

>>56417931
are you sexually attracted to her?

This happened in my last 2 relationships, the 1st one i thought was just going to be a fun fling for a few weeks/months, but she had a great personality so i stuck with her longer. She had an extremely fun body to fuck but when i went out in public i was embarrassed since i was in shape. Then the one after got sexier over time but her weight also bothered me at times, we went on a trip together and she looked bad and like she put on a lot of weight, you know whats the worst part? As a man youre not allowed to say anything about a womens weight even if its encouraging her to lose it as its misogynistic/chauvinistic, etc.
I'll never date another women seriously who doesn't care about her body.

>>56417931
>>56418005
Invest in a strapon and reap the dividends. A nice big green dildo in real life.

I hate my wife

>>56418476
>shes still pretty fun to flip over and rail but its too embarrassing to kiss her in public
Weve all been there bro

>>56418476
I called my wife fat all the time (she is). It doesn’t help.

>>56417931
Try anal
End of thread

>>56417931
Tell her to change her hair. I fucked the absolute shit out of my gf after she bleached her hair bimbo-blonde

>>56417931
Did she get fat? Did she hit the wall? What happened

>>56418578
Eat your favorite food every day and you'll grow tired of it.

>>56417931
Unironically take viagra and stop jacking it to porn to heal your coomer mind.