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56409419 No.56409419 [Reply] [Original]

>apply for entry level job
>"I'm sorry sir but you have a college degree in buttlicking and this is an asslicking job"
Should I lie about my major? I'm getting kind of tired of there being pointless gatekeeping in 99% of places, the entire point of college is that unless you major in something specific like mechanical engineering so you can make 60k a year starting you're supposed to qualify for basic bitch entry level (usually office) jobs. But every HR roastie tries to gatekeep you endlessly, it's insane.

>> No.56409526

After careful consideration we have decided that you are not a good fit.

>> No.56409554

>>56409419
lying about education can backfire, but definitely lie about experience. Find a dead company and say you worked there and follow it up with some consulting/freelancing. Your degree in asslicking but it’s a buttlicking job? Last job was actually buttlicking.

That is what your competition is doing, and you are actively hurting yourself by not lying.

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>>56409554
This, anyone that falls for Le Honesty meme has never dealt with shitskins. You can tell them you spent a few years as a hiking counselor, teaching anons how to survive. I'll vouch for you anon. As long as you put that buttlicking degree to work

>> No.56409594

>>56409554
If you live near a city, go to a startup/VC conference and make friends with a startup owner.

Then you can put that startup in your resume, have the actual owner be a reference, and have the excuse that you got paid in equity whenever it doesn’t show on your employment history.